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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Everybody, it's Jonesy and the.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Floor.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
What's on the categorom floor today? I can tell you piercings.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Do you still have holes in your ears? Not your
earing hole, not your ear holes, your earing holes?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Probably, yeah, you can see them.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
See how many you have in that one?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I had three and two or two and three?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
And when did you stop using them?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I had to appear in Fat.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Pizza and you thought I'd better look fan.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, I wasn't fat. Actually I played in Fat Piza.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I played the journalist that in invertently starts the Cronulla Riots,
and Paul Fennix said, well, you know, journalists largely don't
have piercings. That was back in the good old days.
Now you have devil horns on your forehead and you're
doing the nightly news. So I took them out for that.
And then my role morphed into the CEO of playing
(00:57):
the role of Jonathan on Swift and Shift.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You played my your boss was laughable.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
At once you were Amanda Doyle and once again I
took the earrings out. So I was forty when I
took them out, and I never put them back in.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
And why didn't you choose to put them back here just.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Became too much of a hassle to go and film
the show, and then I have to put them back
in again. And then I lost one and I lost
another one. And then one day I saw myself without
them and I went, you know what, you know, I
could probably do it again. Put it back in again.
Instart being Adoe with an earring, you know, like Barnsey
he's got.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
One, Yeah, but he's he's Barnsey.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And then I see Harrison Ford with his little diamond
start earing. Remember he got upset with cac He was
on Cherry and Kennelly's show, and she said, what's with
the earring? And he well, he's grumpy at best of times,
and that made him more grumpy. You might as well
said you can't fly a plane.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Well he had a few incidents with.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That as well.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
They had one plane crash.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I got my piece when I was younger, I always
wanted to get my ears piece, I think, and and
Dad said he was of the ear that said, once
you get a bone, you know, So I did.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
My dad, mate, when you're eighteen, you can get a bone.
Three your notes.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Why when I left home went to university, I was
I left home at seventeen to go to UNI, and
I did get my ears pierced. And then because I
wore earring, wore headphones for so long they kind of
closed over. And when I was with Beyond two thousand
on television in the eighties, I wore ping pong balls
as earrings. I wore big seed pods as earrings. I
had massive, massive earrings. And then when going to radio,
(02:28):
the holes kind of cleared over and closed over. So
I got them redone. Probably ten years ago. Every time
I'd be filming anywhere, the stylists would say we'll put these,
I said, well, don't a pierds and they could not
believe it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I still go out to Priceline Pharmacy and I said,
there you go. I'm just dropping the Latin the girl off.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
It was really painful, second time round, was it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I was really painful. But the reason I'm asking about
your piercings. Here's the latest trend I've seen is for
people who, as they say, might have trouble keeping their
glass from slipping down their noses. It's a bridge piercing.
It's a piercing across the bridge of your nose that
you attach your glasses to so your glasses don't fall off.
(03:11):
So you have a piercing on one side of your
nose and on the other and your glasses click into them.
And an expert here has said this latest body modification
is used to replace traditional glass frames. Though unique, it
raises concerns about healing, comfort and in the long term,
the effects of metal constantly bearing weight.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
On the face. There is there and then looking at this,
I just kind of found a whole lot of images.
Have you heard about rhino piercing?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
No, what's that would be the schnoz Imagine.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
To rhino'neill, No, rhino piercing. It's a piercing, a stud
that goes right through the tip of the nose. Have
a look at exhibit at Okay, a vertical piercing placed
through the tip of the nose. It's currently standing out
to those seeking to deviate from more conventional piercing options
like nostril a septum. Imagine those being so old that
(03:59):
you now have to think, how embarrassing Grandma's got one
of those.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I'll put this in. It gets worse.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
There's a piercing that goes between your front teeth, but
not between the teeth that goes into the gum pierce,
a gum piercing.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
And what's a labrette? Is that the hole?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The big hole that's this one here?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Is that the elaborate that stretches your skin?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah? Oh yeah, right, so getting expanded?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But this girl has a piercing under her nose like
a stud. And then she has a big circle. You
see this, but it's under the lip and through that,
right through you see her teeth and gums when her
mouth is closed. And look at the ones underneath that
a cheek piercing. That's the size of a coffee cup,
I reckon, and through it you can see teeth, gums,
(04:50):
and tongue. It makes me feel sick. And there's someone
who has two tattoo studs in an armpit.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, what's that for?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Is that stimulating? Is it just to look different benefits
in your arm pet? Who cares?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
And that might be a man, you know, might be
a man.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I remember I was outraged when Toby from Human Nature
got a eyebrow pierc What the hell that's it?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It might as well be the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Toby from Human Nature is God, an eyebrow pierc We're
all going to Hell and the hand.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
And now probably the head of the Commonwealth Bank and
the Governor General have eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Prince Albert happen.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That was Johnson and I'm just cutting. Come back tomorrow
some more
Everybody, it's Jonesy and the.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Floor.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
What's on the categorom floor today? I can tell you piercings.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Do you still have holes in your ears? Not your
earing hole, not your ear holes, your earing holes?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Probably, yeah, you can see them.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
See how many you have in that one?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I had three and two or two and three?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
And when did you stop using them?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I had to appear in Fat.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Pizza and you thought I'd better look fan.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, I wasn't fat. Actually I played in Fat Piza.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I played the journalist that in invertently starts the Cronulla Riots,
and Paul Fennix said, well, you know, journalists largely don't
have piercings. That was back in the good old days.
Now you have devil horns on your forehead and you're
doing the nightly news. So I took them out for that.
And then my role morphed into the CEO of playing
(00:57):
the role of Jonathan on Swift and Shift.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You played my your boss was laughable.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
At once you were Amanda Doyle and once again I
took the earrings out. So I was forty when I
took them out, and I never put them back in.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
And why didn't you choose to put them back here just.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Became too much of a hassle to go and film
the show, and then I have to put them back
in again. And then I lost one and I lost
another one. And then one day I saw myself without
them and I went, you know what, you know, I
could probably do it again. Put it back in again.
Instart being Adoe with an earring, you know, like Barnsey
he's got.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
One, Yeah, but he's he's Barnsey.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And then I see Harrison Ford with his little diamond
start earing. Remember he got upset with cac He was
on Cherry and Kennelly's show, and she said, what's with
the earring? And he well, he's grumpy at best of times,
and that made him more grumpy. You might as well
said you can't fly a plane.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Well he had a few incidents with.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That as well.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
They had one plane crash.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I got my piece when I was younger, I always
wanted to get my ears piece, I think, and and
Dad said he was of the ear that said, once
you get a bone, you know, So I did.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
My dad, mate, when you're eighteen, you can get a bone.
Three your notes.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Why when I left home went to university, I was
I left home at seventeen to go to UNI, and
I did get my ears pierced. And then because I
wore earring, wore headphones for so long they kind of
closed over. And when I was with Beyond two thousand
on television in the eighties, I wore ping pong balls
as earrings. I wore big seed pods as earrings. I
had massive, massive earrings. And then when going to radio,
(02:28):
the holes kind of cleared over and closed over. So
I got them redone. Probably ten years ago. Every time
I'd be filming anywhere, the stylists would say we'll put these,
I said, well, don't a pierds and they could not
believe it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I still go out to Priceline Pharmacy and I said,
there you go. I'm just dropping the Latin the girl off.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
It was really painful, second time round, was it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I was really painful. But the reason I'm asking about
your piercings. Here's the latest trend I've seen is for
people who, as they say, might have trouble keeping their
glass from slipping down their noses. It's a bridge piercing.
It's a piercing across the bridge of your nose that
you attach your glasses to so your glasses don't fall off.
(03:11):
So you have a piercing on one side of your
nose and on the other and your glasses click into them.
And an expert here has said this latest body modification
is used to replace traditional glass frames. Though unique, it
raises concerns about healing, comfort and in the long term,
the effects of metal constantly bearing weight.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
On the face. There is there and then looking at this,
I just kind of found a whole lot of images.
Have you heard about rhino piercing?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
No, what's that would be the schnoz Imagine.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
To rhino'neill, No, rhino piercing. It's a piercing, a stud
that goes right through the tip of the nose. Have
a look at exhibit at Okay, a vertical piercing placed
through the tip of the nose. It's currently standing out
to those seeking to deviate from more conventional piercing options
like nostril a septum. Imagine those being so old that
(03:59):
you now have to think, how embarrassing Grandma's got one
of those.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I'll put this in. It gets worse.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
There's a piercing that goes between your front teeth, but
not between the teeth that goes into the gum pierce,
a gum piercing.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
And what's a labrette? Is that the hole?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The big hole that's this one here?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Is that the elaborate that stretches your skin?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah? Oh yeah, right, so getting expanded?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But this girl has a piercing under her nose like
a stud. And then she has a big circle. You
see this, but it's under the lip and through that,
right through you see her teeth and gums when her
mouth is closed. And look at the ones underneath that
a cheek piercing. That's the size of a coffee cup,
I reckon, and through it you can see teeth, gums,
(04:50):
and tongue. It makes me feel sick. And there's someone
who has two tattoo studs in an armpit.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, what's that for?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Is that stimulating? Is it just to look different benefits
in your arm pet? Who cares?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
And that might be a man, you know, might be
a man.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I remember I was outraged when Toby from Human Nature
got a eyebrow pierc What the hell that's it?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It might as well be the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Toby from Human Nature is God, an eyebrow pierc We're
all going to Hell and the hand.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
And now probably the head of the Commonwealth Bank and
the Governor General have eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Prince Albert happen.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That was Johnson and I'm just cutting. Come back tomorrow
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