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May 22, 2025 • 6 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
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Speaker 4 (00:33):
The cutting room floor, and it seems the Kardashians have
done it again.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Before we even get to what the new product is,
I've got a question for you. Do you find a
woman's nipple that's pierced attractive?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's hot? Yeah, that's pretty hot. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
What is it about that? I just said, because it keeps.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
It erect and it speaks volumes and you sort of go, oh, yeah, yeah,
that's pretty you.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Know, you only like it.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I'm sure if it's a pert what if it's hanging
down the bottom where your nipple might be.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don't know. I haven't come across those I've seen.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Have you seen one's in the flesh?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah? Yeah, you know. I write for Live to Ride
magazine and still do. And you know, there was a
lot of girls that had that sort.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Of piercing and who work in them off as Yeah, yeah,
they're just the secretary.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
What's the context?

Speaker 4 (01:20):
But the models pose on the motorbikes, see yeah yeah,
and Christmas parties and stuff like that. You know, they
hang a bable from there or something.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Yeah, so they walk around topless, hanging a ball.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Topless, but you know they like showing it off. That's
the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
If they weren't topless, how could they hang a bable
from it?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
They might use a magnetic one or something like.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
That, magnetic bable.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, what's interesting is it? From your weirdness? Weird fib
fib fib. Kim Kardashian has a line of support undies
and shame ski It's called Skims and she has released
not just well, she's had released a bra that's very popular.
But now there's the ultimate nipple bra. This is it

(02:08):
promotes perfect fullness with a built in faux nipple. Well,
if she, first of all had the faux nipple, you
could buy the bra and even if your nipples were
way down the bottom, it would make them look like
you're on high beam and they're up high.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Right now, what happens if your bottom nipples were big
as well? You have four nipples?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, yes, I think there's enough padding that you don't
see your actual nipple. You just see a fake one,
because no one's nipples on your bottom with bottom nipples?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
What's that one down there? There's one here and there's
one down here.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
But what they've got now is this bra comes with
a built in nipple ring, a nipple piercing. So if
you wear this bra just with a T shirt over it,
it looks like your nipples.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Appears okay, yeah, and that's sexy, is it? Yeah? Because
then you think, oh, hang on, what's going on here?
What's happening here?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
And then how would you feel if you went home
and the bra comes up? It's like inflating a zoe.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I hang on, that's false advertising.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
And would you ever like you're a if guys, would
they have any version of false advertising?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Spray on hair? Yeah, that's false advertising.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yep. Well I don't have a false Prince Albert. It's
all real, is it.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I don't think you like Roy. You get your baubles
on that you're more of a Republican.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Keep the magnets away.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Get your magnets away. Well, this is interesting.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
This bra, as I say, was quote made to be seen,
designed to give off a natural, perky appearance. And if
you only want to have it comes with two attachments
if you only one, to look like you've got one
nipple piece, which I think will be more attractive than too.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, two says that you're right into it, one says.
One says, I like to.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Dabble them a little bit curious.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm a little bit curious, but I'm not going the
whole hog.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Well that's what one is.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
You can take out the imp plant out of the
bra so it looks like you've just got one. And
as they say, this is the ad, get the ooh
without the ouch, because that would be a very painful piece.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
I know people have had nipples piece men and women
and they all say, you say it doesn't that hurt?
And they go nah, and they got yeah it is.
It's like getting a needle through your nipple. And I go, well, yeah,
that would be painful.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Where's the most painful place to have a tattoo? And
I don't mean Vegas versus Britain, Like what part of
your body?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I reckon your throat?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
I've heard people across your larynx, getting across your neck tattoos.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Because carves would hurt.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I could carve be easy, reckon?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, what about the tender underside down the side of
the ribs.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
I've heard people say about the ribs that hurts. The
tramp stamp is probably the best place to get a tattoo.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Like your lower back, yeah or your bum really yeah? Yeah?
Have you got any what? No tattoo is now?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Sure? If you were going to get one, where would
you have it?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I get on my arm? But yeah, big big one
on my arm.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
A big one.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I get one.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Why mid fifties, late fifties.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Would you get one on your Not going to get one,
not going to get one, not going to happen. I
missed the tattoo boat all those years ago. When I
was eighteen, almost got one, was in the shop ready
to go.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I had this great design. It was a skull like.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
If you Paddington Bear is still popular, was Paddington now?

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I was a skull with a mohawk and behind it
was an Australian flag, but a battle flag Australian flag.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
And it was when I was into the whole punk scene.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
And the tattooers said that is a really good tattoo.
I love that, And I said, oh great, And he said,
but mate, come on, you gotta make it appointment. You
just don't walk in. Come back next month.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Because I was eighteen and I never got round to
do it anything. I just didn't get round to doing it. Well,
now every man and his dogs got one.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Well, Anita McGregor, who I do the podcast with Double
a Chattery, she got a tattoo last Christmas, Yeap of
the Canadian Rockies a small and on a hip, and
has Son got the same. And we're at some point
because it's double a chattery and the imagery's little teacups.
We drink a lot of tea together. We were thinking
of getting a tiny tea cup tattoo. How would you
feel if I got a tattoo before you did?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
If you've got a tattoo, I'd be fine with that.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
What if I got a nipple piercing before?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Be distracting And I'd hang a tea bag off it
and walk around refreshing everyone's tea.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
And I'd say, is that your nipple? What's that?

Speaker 5 (06:08):
It's a good little boom.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Come back tomorrow for more. Jonesy and Amanda is cutting
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