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Speaker 1 (00:14):
What's on the cutting room floor today, missus Munds.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
When your kids were little, did you have fancy prams?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
No, no, I think my kid's too old to be
part of the ear of the fancy pram. They were
coming along, I reckon your ear. Your kids possibly were
in the fancy pram?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Were they fancy? I don't think we had a fancy pram.
We had one that the brake never worked and we
never got it fixed. That's nice, isn't it. That's a great
level of.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Actually, you know what, I remember when Jack was little.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
You guys came out of my house and we had
Harley and I were down in my shed because we
had to take the wheel off the pram and use
it on my grinder to grind down the brake part
to fix it.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Well, I think we just the brake was jammed, so
we took the break off. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
But at one point.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
I had a double decker, So as a newborn, was
in the slingy bit underneath, and Liam as a toddler,
sat in the top. But was such a cheap model
that we bought that it overbalanced. I remember once outside
McDonald's it overbalanced and both children and I all hit
the deck.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Why did you?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
What were you in there for?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
No, I'm walking past it. And this youngest, this young
person who's working there, just stood there gormously looking at
me through the door, and I said, are you and
fing idiot?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Terrible?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I was so stressed my two babies spewed out over
the over the street.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah right it could someone help me? Help me?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Kids? They're still gormless to this time.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
They just well.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
The reason I'm talking about prams is Lamborghini has partnered
with a British nursery brand called Silver Cross, and silver
Cross apparently claimed that they were the creators of the
original pram in eighteen seventy seven. They've partnered to make
a super duper Lamborghini Pram. I think there was a
McLaren pram around when our kids were small, and I

(01:57):
had to talk Harli into not getting it. Course, but
this retails for five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Although that's kind of that's kind of reasonable. Some of
those bugaboo prams that you see.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
What's a bugaboo?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
You know there are about three grand're the ones that
look like a barbecue, but they're a pram.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh yeah, I don't want you Mane.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Well, the five thousand dollars for a pram, look, it's nuts.
Unless we had a pram that then became a stroller
at least, you know, you extend the life of it
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
You could buy a two thousand and five to Adam
Camri for that with twelve months.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Kids to drive that around. Mate.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I used to take the pram up to pick up
Jack from his little preschool, and because I was going
to bring him home in the stroller, I'd walk up
just pushing an empty stroller. I look like a character
in a Helen Ready song. And so I'd put it
like a plastic bag or something in it so it
looked like, I know it's empty.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I haven't left him at home.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Those nuts to go around collecting cans?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Is that what they do the prams?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
They put the cans to the pram?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Do they just for the ride? Some of the time.
I think they do it just they just.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Do it to carry around with the prams these days,
because there these days and I was just looking up
baby Bunting and you can get a cheap pram there
for two hundred and twenty nine dollars, an expensive one
close to three thousand.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Dollars for the pram, So depending on your needs.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
But when I was a kid, the greatest thing to
make was a billy cart after a leftover pram. You
remember those old school prams with the suspension. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And they had suspension, they had the four wheels, and
so what you would do is you take the two
front wheels off the four wheel bogey thing and you
make your excellent front. You get a bit of longwood
and that would run, and then you would sit in

(03:36):
the basket and you'd had suspension and your pram.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Did you ever make those?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
No? My brother and I did make a or Dad
made a.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Billy cut for us.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
But it was just like it was like the cross
that Jesus was crucified, on a shorter version with some
wheels on the front, in the back and a little seat.
Because his name was Cameron, I was a manda. It
was called command and we painted a lightning bolt down
the sign.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Who paid it? A lightning bolt?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I certainly didn't know.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Did you write commander? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
No, I think Dad might have written commander nice.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Was there any grief about his name coming before yours?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Now you mention it, Let me call him and tell
me about your billy.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
We used to love we get my feer old prams?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Would you use?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
We just find them.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
You go into someone's garage and then, no doubt would
be an old pram just sitting around and I mister,
can we have that pram? You better take the baby
out of it first, mate, and then we get it.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Sounds like your ginger meg.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, but that was the era, and I used to
My fondest memories is going to Bendigo in Victoria to
see my grandparents and they had this Have you ever
been to Bendigo years ago? It's a beautiful city and
where they.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Live panning for gold. Yeah, we used to.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
There's always a guy. This is how you do it, boys.
And you look at this guy and you think, mate,
you don't have shoes.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Like if you're around there, if you're in here every day.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
And you expect me to find God.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
If it's that lucrative, surely you'd have some sort of
dental plan.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Why he's doing my sandwich.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Anyway, we go up to the top of the hill
and it was and you just go down the footpath
on this and it wasn't a fancy concrete footpaths.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
It was like a dirt track almost and you go
screaming down this hill to the bottom.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
And there was a natural hill that went up as well,
so it wasn't that dangerous because the brakes on the pram.
We were good at building and the billy card, but
making brakes.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Was a that was a hard See, that's what grandparents
let you do. Parents let you do what grandparents do.
Oh they're outside, isn't that nice.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'm a grandparent. I wouldn't let my kid do.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
And we'd always let my brother go last because he
was hopeless and always smash it. I mean one day
he got two he literally went two meters and rolled it.
He didn't have any momentum and he drives a b
double truck.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Now, don't scare the rest of us.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Okay, kids, that's a fun today, come back tomorrow or more.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
And JULSI I'm not discussed the room floor
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