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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:21):
Everybody, it's time for jon Z and a man does
cut him floor.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
On the cutting room floor. What do you think of swingers?
Have you ever been into swinging?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No, I don't think swinging works. I've got a friend
who's a police officer, and he says, here's why it
doesn't work because often this, this is a generalization, but
this is often how it goes on. Is it the
male in a partnership and swingers, they're presumably your couples,
aren't you. The male says, I want to try this
and to be compliant. The female goes along, and then
(01:01):
what happens is the female forms an emotional attachment to
a third party, and then partner number one gets outraged
and a lot of trouble comes from it. Police hate
swingers parties for that very reason.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That's why you've you know, you just stick to the blokes.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
If you That's what I do.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's right, Stick to the blows because they get less
because there's no emotional attachments. You know, you just do
what you do and get out.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That's true, you know, if if I don't talk to
my mates for a few days, they don't get all
bet out of shape. They just unfortunately you want to
do that, mate, That's fine anyway. So you don't like swingers,
you don't make it sound like I'm being judged for
you're not a big swingers fan. What about a swingers
(01:52):
festival that would not be in your wheel hat?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
What happens in a swingers festival?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, let me tell you. In Allington, which is twoout
hours north of London, they have a swinger th on
and a lot of the thousand people go along to this.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Do they are they singles? Swingle? I'm not too sure.
It doesn't say this is myself. Brendan, please join in.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's pun humor.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
We move on.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I acknowledge it.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I've put a pin in it, a bit like the
swingers festival. So a thousand swingers descend on Allington. Allington's
population is only eight hundred and ninety seven how many?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So there's more swingers than normal people. Yes, I'm happy
to say normal people.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I could see why the residents would be a bit
bend out of shape about this.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
And the villa's just nice. I think of thatched roofs
and things like that. That's to praise you.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Here.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
There a lot that we can and what form does
the festival take to people can?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yes, it's a little intents.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm going to keep going until you crack, Brandon, do
I crap until you crack?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I think that's another tent, the weirdest another festival. The
three day Festival goes for three days. And this is
what they've got.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
They've got frisk play tents. What frisk play going to
a tent?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yep, and there's frisk play inside pole dancing.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I want to talk about Polish people dancing around in
traditional costume.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
What about the lap dancers from lap plan foam parties?
Come on, I hope it's foam mobile dungeons. How does
that imagine the.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Colection workers I have to set up it's like a
jumping castle.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
But it's probably a dungeon.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Assembled on some sort of trailer. But the trailer would
have to have reinforced suspension.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
How are we going to make this mobile?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
You make a mobile?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
And also do you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Put it below ground or is it just woo like
the ghost train? Yeah, it's an approximation of a dungeon.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Just paper Mashe and Dracula, two red globes for eyes,
and sex games like like, what tell me? But plug bingo?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
How does that work?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm not too sure. Imagine he's sitting there and you, oh, bingo.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I got the moving one. Do you think?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, I guess I understand. Grant ten slated toast. Anyway,
there's been noise complaints in the town of Allington because
of this, because of the afore mention thousand.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Swingers, which is the noisy bit. Well that's what they say,
not focusing.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
The noise couplays came from conservative locals who didn't like
the sound of ear splitting orgasms.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You know, I don't know, Like, I don't know. Would
you feel prudish if you complained? I remember, dear prudish.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I remember years ago I was working down the snow
and I had we all had our individual rooms, but
lake comers to work down the snow, I had to
share rooms with other people. And there was a guy
called Pommy Paul, and he was a bit of a pantsman. Anyway,
can I, hey, bro, can I borrow your room? I've
got a sure thing, I mean, yeah, sure, mate, No,
I'm not doing anything. So anyway, he's down there and
(05:08):
he's tuning this young lady.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
And tuning her having sex.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Where did you start using this language? I've never heard me.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
I've never courting. Please.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
He was courting me in my room. So anyway, I walk.
I'm in the common room where we'd hang and watch
videos and things like that. And then I just noticed
people heading down the long corridor to my room and
what's going on? There must be a party because it
was down the snow. Everyone was right into it, into
the tuning, and I've noticed that they're all going down
(05:42):
to where my room is and they're all sort of
listening at the door.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I'm wandering down and there's you could hear this orgasmy
woman oh yes, yes, yes, yelling out and one of
the people goes, oh, geez, look Jonesy's doing right in there.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And you're standing next to them, and.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
He looked at me and he goes, hang on, why
you in there? I said, I even got in there,
and imagine how she's going to go when I gave it.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Do you do men like that big loud noises.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
A touch. Yeah, you don't want commentary, that's for sure
like you, I think sexually, and I don't want to
put it to your head, but I think you would
be someone that would be there, be able to common commentation.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Like what what are you doing now?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You'd be look, let me just do it. Look, get
out of the way, let me do it, just do
it myself, and then the sound of us fighting.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Come back tomorrow from more of.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Chelsea than a man just cutting room for
Speaker 3 (06:51):
The Catt
My Heart podcasts here more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Everybody, it's time for jon Z and a man does
cut him floor.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
On the cutting room floor. What do you think of swingers?
Have you ever been into swinging?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No, I don't think swinging works. I've got a friend
who's a police officer, and he says, here's why it
doesn't work because often this, this is a generalization, but
this is often how it goes on. Is it the
male in a partnership and swingers, they're presumably your couples,
aren't you. The male says, I want to try this
and to be compliant. The female goes along, and then
(01:01):
what happens is the female forms an emotional attachment to
a third party, and then partner number one gets outraged
and a lot of trouble comes from it. Police hate
swingers parties for that very reason.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That's why you've you know, you just stick to the blokes.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
If you That's what I do.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's right, Stick to the blows because they get less
because there's no emotional attachments. You know, you just do
what you do and get out.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That's true, you know, if if I don't talk to
my mates for a few days, they don't get all
bet out of shape. They just unfortunately you want to
do that, mate, That's fine anyway. So you don't like swingers,
you don't make it sound like I'm being judged for
you're not a big swingers fan. What about a swingers
(01:52):
festival that would not be in your wheel hat?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
What happens in a swingers festival?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, let me tell you. In Allington, which is twoout
hours north of London, they have a swinger th on
and a lot of the thousand people go along to this.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Do they are they singles? Swingle? I'm not too sure.
It doesn't say this is myself. Brendan, please join in.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's pun humor.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
We move on.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I acknowledge it.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I've put a pin in it, a bit like the
swingers festival. So a thousand swingers descend on Allington. Allington's
population is only eight hundred and ninety seven how many?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So there's more swingers than normal people. Yes, I'm happy
to say normal people.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I could see why the residents would be a bit
bend out of shape about this.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
And the villa's just nice. I think of thatched roofs
and things like that. That's to praise you.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Here.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
There a lot that we can and what form does
the festival take to people can?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yes, it's a little intents.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm going to keep going until you crack, Brandon, do
I crap until you crack?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I think that's another tent, the weirdest another festival. The
three day Festival goes for three days. And this is
what they've got.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
They've got frisk play tents. What frisk play going to
a tent?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yep, and there's frisk play inside pole dancing.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I want to talk about Polish people dancing around in
traditional costume.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
What about the lap dancers from lap plan foam parties?
Come on, I hope it's foam mobile dungeons. How does
that imagine the.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Colection workers I have to set up it's like a
jumping castle.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
But it's probably a dungeon.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Assembled on some sort of trailer. But the trailer would
have to have reinforced suspension.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
How are we going to make this mobile?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
You make a mobile?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
And also do you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Put it below ground or is it just woo like
the ghost train? Yeah, it's an approximation of a dungeon.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Just paper Mashe and Dracula, two red globes for eyes,
and sex games like like, what tell me? But plug bingo?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
How does that work?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm not too sure. Imagine he's sitting there and you, oh, bingo.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I got the moving one. Do you think?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, I guess I understand. Grant ten slated toast. Anyway,
there's been noise complaints in the town of Allington because
of this, because of the afore mention thousand.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Swingers, which is the noisy bit. Well that's what they say,
not focusing.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
The noise couplays came from conservative locals who didn't like
the sound of ear splitting orgasms.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You know, I don't know, Like, I don't know. Would
you feel prudish if you complained? I remember, dear prudish.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I remember years ago I was working down the snow
and I had we all had our individual rooms, but
lake comers to work down the snow, I had to
share rooms with other people. And there was a guy
called Pommy Paul, and he was a bit of a pantsman. Anyway,
can I, hey, bro, can I borrow your room? I've
got a sure thing, I mean, yeah, sure, mate, No,
I'm not doing anything. So anyway, he's down there and
(05:08):
he's tuning this young lady.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
And tuning her having sex.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Where did you start using this language? I've never heard me.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
I've never courting. Please.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
He was courting me in my room. So anyway, I walk.
I'm in the common room where we'd hang and watch
videos and things like that. And then I just noticed
people heading down the long corridor to my room and
what's going on? There must be a party because it
was down the snow. Everyone was right into it, into
the tuning, and I've noticed that they're all going down
(05:42):
to where my room is and they're all sort of
listening at the door.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I'm wandering down and there's you could hear this orgasmy
woman oh yes, yes, yes, yelling out and one of
the people goes, oh, geez, look Jonesy's doing right in there.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And you're standing next to them, and.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
He looked at me and he goes, hang on, why
you in there? I said, I even got in there,
and imagine how she's going to go when I gave it.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Do you do men like that big loud noises.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
A touch. Yeah, you don't want commentary, that's for sure
like you, I think sexually, and I don't want to
put it to your head, but I think you would
be someone that would be there, be able to common commentation.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Like what what are you doing now?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You'd be look, let me just do it. Look, get
out of the way, let me do it, just do
it myself, and then the sound of us fighting.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Come back tomorrow from more of.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Chelsea than a man just cutting room for
Speaker 3 (06:51):
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