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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app. Jonthy
and a Man's Gotten Room Floor. It's Jony and a
Man's Gotten Room Floor on the cutting room floor today.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Man cuts finger off after snake bite out of fear
of dyeing?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Could you do that?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Cut off my finger because of a snake bite?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
If you were bitten by a snake and you thought
this is the only way I'm going to survive it,
could you do it?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's scary snakes in Australia. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Could you chop off my finger if I'll.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Jump your finger off now? If you want to join
the yakuza?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
If I was bitten by a snake? Yes, and I said,
you've got to chop my finger off? Would you rather
in this if it was reversed? Could you chop your
zone off more easily than mine?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Or I chop yours off more easily than mine? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
What kind of friend are you? Really?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You've been bitten by snake.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
For yourself? Different though it would hurt a bit, it
would hurt how.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
You know your friends if they choose to chop your
finger off before they chopped around.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
But you've been bitten by the snake.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
But if you'd be no, Yes, But if you it
makes no sense. This is what I'm asking you. Would
you find it easier these two scenarios. You've been bitten
by a snake, Brennan, you chop off your finger? Would
that be an easy decision? That I've been bitten by
a snake? You have to chop off my finger?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Of course it'll be easier for you to chop for
me to chop off your finger.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
If that's our level of friendship.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, it's stopped you from dying anyway. A man has
cut off his own finger after a snake bite, fearing
it was venomous. This man Zang where Projimmy.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
He's in China, And he is in China because he
in the Sungyu district of xi.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Jiang, famous for its snakes.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yes, well, they've got the five step snake, a deadly snake.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
The five step snake gets his name.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Because it can kill a person with five steps of
being bitten. We have the brown snake in our country.
The brown snake. You've got about forty minutes till you die.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Do we have an Andy Vannin for that.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh yeah, we do. You have an Andy Vannin, but
you've got to get to it quickly.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Down at Scamps Farm, which is away from any mobile
reception or the nearest.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Hospital would easily be an hour away.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I walked across a brown snake as I was walking
through the bush. I put my foot across the brown snake.
And I was wearing sturdy shoes and long pants. But
the snake slithered between my legs, and I looked down
and I thought, that's a big brown snake.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
You know, I would have come and chopped your finger off.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
But this man, so he's panicked. The five step snake
has bitten him on the finger. He's panicked and lopped
his finger off.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Would that have saved him?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm not too sure about it.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Obviously lived well.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
He went to the doctors, went to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Doctors examined the bite and identified the snake as not
the five step snake, but a non venomous snake.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
So he chopped off his finger for nothing.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Right, Still, you know, better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, you've gotta be careful. That's like the story of Ricky, Ricky, Ricky,
What happened?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
To you. He had a ten foot dickie and he
showed it to the lady next door. She thought it
was a snake, so she ate it with a rake.
And now it's only four foot four, which is also
a very substantial dick to have a four foot four dick.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Did you see this on a documentary?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, I was.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
It was Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, You're an idiot.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, kids, that's it for today. Come back tomorrow for
more junky. In a man's cutting room, the floor

Speaker 3 (04:17):
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