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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more Gold one on one point
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app on
the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Sorry, I've just knocked over my coffee cup.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I'll clean it up. Because get a.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
WEDX, a WETX, get a WEDX.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
They still have WEDDX a brand? Is it like Hoover.
I've got a friend who still says I did the hoover.
Hoover is a brand.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, WEDDX is.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
A brand, as his band aid. Band aids a brand
that's become part of the parlance.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
And then you've got a leter.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Parlance, a brand parlance that's another brand because a lasta
plus they're a brand, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Or what would you say sticking plaster if you didn't
want to.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
That's what you do.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's like people to say a tannoy over the time
is just a brand of speaker, so you would say
a PA that's more over In England they say tannoy.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Anyway, when I had a look at this, and I'll
tell you why I was looking it up. What you
get for a seventh wedding anniversary or seventh anniversary?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You get copper.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We'll get you don't get arrested, you get copper yep,
or you get wool.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
This woman got e coli. I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
She's had a seven year ecoli infection, and you know
how she got it. How She had had an injury
to her ankle, so she was bed ridden. She was
lying in bed recovering from knee surgery, it was, and
she was staying in two single beds because she was
staying at a hotel after her hospital stay. Her boyfriend
(01:57):
was getting changed. He bent over in front of her.
He had no clothes on. He didn't do it intentionally,
but he unleashed the most toxic flatulence she'd ever smelled.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
And he didn't do it intentionally, No, didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
He was bending over to get you right, And she
said that he was not clothed, standing between two beds,
his butt was facing me, and then the fart happened.
She said, what has happened is for seven years she
has been battling sinus infections.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
She didn't connect it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Or any of the ensuing health issues to that incident
until doctors took a culture sample seven years later from
her nose.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
She said she felt terrible.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
She felt she couldn't breathe all of this sort of stuff,
and so they took a sample and found that in her.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Nose there was E Coli and ecola.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Infections happened when you ingest bacteria from poop, as they
say here, bits of poop that are too small to see,
whether through contaminating foods with your hands, where it could
be drinks, food drinks, touching germ laden surfaces, not washing
your hands properly. But she said, you don't usually get
ecoli in your sinuses because it's from poop. So she
(03:11):
said she remembered that her boyfriend used to fart so disgustingly.
She remembered the incident because she couldn't get out of
the way because her knee made her immobilized.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Right, okay, So she said she was forced to.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Inhale it because of her surgery. So that's what's happened.
Forget your seven year itch. Yep, she has got a
seven year A Coli infection from his fart.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Happy and adverse.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
He got you on you ma tell me something that
must have been a beauty for her to remember it.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Are they still together?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
For her to remember it seven years later, when the
doctor said, how did you get a col and you
know you should you know how I'll tell you when
woman he bent over.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
She will remember every part of that relationship.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well, if you want to remember your partner's fart, you'll
have to keep a chart.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
This is because you farted in my face. And that
was the case. I would have got a collar years
ago because I've got a younger brother.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
And that's all we ever did when her kids was
store on up and then go in and fighting there.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That's what you do when someone was asleep.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, it didn't matter. They could be seen on the lounge.
It was a common thing.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
And so you'd run up. Would you keep your pants on?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, usually clothed, but there'd be a couple of times.
You come out of the shower the one time.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
One time, what what happened?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
One time? There was the catapult incidents.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
So I ran out of the shower and he was
there and.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You were going to a plast wind in his face.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
He was not in his face with stadium and I
ran that good, I ran, please continue, Come on, Brindan,
you've got your hand over your face.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Keep talking. You fresh out of shower, he's standing up, run.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Out and I've done a kung fu kid guys around
the time where.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Everyone was kung fu fighting.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Foo kung fu ki.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I've gone and it came.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
We called it the catapult, a perfectly rounded boo on
his foot.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
And he had an involuntary reaction and kicked it and
it stuck to the wall.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
And there's nothing about that story that's pleasurable. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
It was just it was like it had the consistency
of clay going onto a potter's wheel.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
So it wasn't it was just a round ball.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Like you was stuck over the wall.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
It looked like somebody just sput a round ball.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Of so it went from your bottom his foot to
the wall. And who got it off the wall?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Well I had to because he was in there soaking
his foot in the sea.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So he's putting a vat of acid, I'm sure, so
in your face, in your face. Indeed, this has taken
a very dark turn, and I thought it started pretty badly.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
That's it for today.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Come back tomorrow and we'll look chill.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Cutting from the floor
My Heart podcasts, hear more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app on
the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Sorry, I've just knocked over my coffee cup.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I'll clean it up. Because get a.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
WEDX, a WETX, get a WEDX.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
They still have WEDDX a brand? Is it like Hoover.
I've got a friend who still says I did the hoover.
Hoover is a brand.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, WEDDX is.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
A brand, as his band aid. Band aids a brand
that's become part of the parlance.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
And then you've got a leter.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Parlance, a brand parlance that's another brand because a lasta
plus they're a brand, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Or what would you say sticking plaster if you didn't
want to.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
That's what you do.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's like people to say a tannoy over the time
is just a brand of speaker, so you would say
a PA that's more over In England they say tannoy.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Anyway, when I had a look at this, and I'll
tell you why I was looking it up. What you
get for a seventh wedding anniversary or seventh anniversary?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You get copper.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We'll get you don't get arrested, you get copper yep,
or you get wool.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
This woman got e coli. I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
She's had a seven year ecoli infection, and you know
how she got it. How She had had an injury
to her ankle, so she was bed ridden. She was
lying in bed recovering from knee surgery, it was, and
she was staying in two single beds because she was
staying at a hotel after her hospital stay. Her boyfriend
(01:57):
was getting changed. He bent over in front of her.
He had no clothes on. He didn't do it intentionally,
but he unleashed the most toxic flatulence she'd ever smelled.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
And he didn't do it intentionally, No, didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
He was bending over to get you right, And she
said that he was not clothed, standing between two beds,
his butt was facing me, and then the fart happened.
She said, what has happened is for seven years she
has been battling sinus infections.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
She didn't connect it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Or any of the ensuing health issues to that incident
until doctors took a culture sample seven years later from
her nose.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
She said she felt terrible.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
She felt she couldn't breathe all of this sort of stuff,
and so they took a sample and found that in her.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Nose there was E Coli and ecola.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Infections happened when you ingest bacteria from poop, as they
say here, bits of poop that are too small to see,
whether through contaminating foods with your hands, where it could
be drinks, food drinks, touching germ laden surfaces, not washing
your hands properly. But she said, you don't usually get
ecoli in your sinuses because it's from poop. So she
(03:11):
said she remembered that her boyfriend used to fart so disgustingly.
She remembered the incident because she couldn't get out of
the way because her knee made her immobilized.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Right, okay, So she said she was forced to.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Inhale it because of her surgery. So that's what's happened.
Forget your seven year itch. Yep, she has got a
seven year A Coli infection from his fart.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Happy and adverse.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
He got you on you ma tell me something that
must have been a beauty for her to remember it.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Are they still together?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
For her to remember it seven years later, when the
doctor said, how did you get a col and you
know you should you know how I'll tell you when
woman he bent over.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
She will remember every part of that relationship.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well, if you want to remember your partner's fart, you'll
have to keep a chart.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
This is because you farted in my face. And that
was the case. I would have got a collar years
ago because I've got a younger brother.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
And that's all we ever did when her kids was
store on up and then go in and fighting there.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That's what you do when someone was asleep.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, it didn't matter. They could be seen on the lounge.
It was a common thing.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
And so you'd run up. Would you keep your pants on?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, usually clothed, but there'd be a couple of times.
You come out of the shower the one time.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
One time, what what happened?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
One time? There was the catapult incidents.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
So I ran out of the shower and he was
there and.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You were going to a plast wind in his face.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
He was not in his face with stadium and I
ran that good, I ran, please continue, Come on, Brindan,
you've got your hand over your face.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Keep talking. You fresh out of shower, he's standing up, run.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Out and I've done a kung fu kid guys around
the time where.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Everyone was kung fu fighting.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Foo kung fu ki.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I've gone and it came.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
We called it the catapult, a perfectly rounded boo on
his foot.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
And he had an involuntary reaction and kicked it and
it stuck to the wall.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
And there's nothing about that story that's pleasurable. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
It was just it was like it had the consistency
of clay going onto a potter's wheel.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
So it wasn't it was just a round ball.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Like you was stuck over the wall.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
It looked like somebody just sput a round ball.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Of so it went from your bottom his foot to
the wall. And who got it off the wall?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Well I had to because he was in there soaking
his foot in the sea.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So he's putting a vat of acid, I'm sure, so
in your face, in your face. Indeed, this has taken
a very dark turn, and I thought it started pretty badly.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
That's it for today.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Come back tomorrow and we'll look chill.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Cutting from the floor
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