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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
Is Josy and the Men's Cutting Floor. It's Joms here
and the man that's cutting floor. It's Joms here and
the men.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Is cutting floor. What's on the cutting room floor today, Amanda?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Just let's have a frank discussion. You love your bikes?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I love my motorbikes.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Do you really really love them?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I really love them? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Do you ever have names for them?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, I've never named them. No, I don't. I don't
have names for them.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Do they each have different personalities?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yes? Well, they're all different makes of motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I mean by that, like, do they have different kind
of human personality traits that you would give them?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, I guess they do.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Like I've got two Harley's well Tzukies, one Yamaha and another.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Sit Yeah, but like do you think but you've got
to say you've got two Suzukies, two Harley's. Would one
Harley be different to the other because you have different
feelings for it?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh? Okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Possibly the diner Glide I've had that since brand new.
I bought that in two thousand. Yeah, so I still
have that, so I'm very I'm very close to that.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
That was my very close to I bought it straight
out of the crate.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
And then the Ultra Classic Harley that I've got, I
bought that brand new, but that's the third one of
those I've had, but I still love it.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Do you ever have emotional feelings around?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Of course I do. Yeah. When I was what kind
of feeling? Oh, I was very sad.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
For example, I had a massive crash on the Diner
Glide back in two thousand and five, and as I
was lying on the road, I saw the bike on
its side.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
The petrol tank had.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Been ripped open and there was fuel just running down
the road, and there was these tendrils of smoke, exhaust
smoke just coming out of the exhaust pipe, and the
saddle bags are all ripped. And I just looked at it.
I thought, so sadness, and then I looked at my shoulder.
My arm seemed to be bent the wrong way.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
And the bike was feeling sorry for you?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Actually, well, I think we're both looking at each other
and going, oh, how are we going to get back
from this?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
We did?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Next question, Yes, do you ever have sixtion?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
No, I don't. I know where you go with. I'm
not one of those weirdos. It has written these bikes.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well, I would have phrased it more romantically. Have you
ever kissed them?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
No, no, no, I polished them. And sometimes sometimes I'll
be riding along and the anniversary, say the Diamer Glide
is in.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh, no, I forgot the anniversary. I think it's September.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Devastated.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
No, it's September, so it's red Jo comes around in
September and I always give it a pad on the
tank as I'm running along.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
And if you forgot, do you think it would be heartbroken?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
It might throw me off, I might have an accident. Yeah,
you've got to be careful.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well, the reason I mentioned is is a couple of
things I've seen recently. First up, this guy's name is
Nathaniel Nathaniel, and he's in love and I'm in really,
really in love with his car that's called Chase.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
My name is Nathaniel. I live in a small rural
town in Texas. And when you last saw me a
decade ago, I was in an intimate relationship with.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
My car Chase.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Good morning, baby, it a handsome man.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
It was love at first sight his body and then
his interior and everything just together just seemed to fit
and I just felt an instant connection. I just absolutely
love Chase. If somewhere, having Chased my heart would just
I just have to gather myself here. I'm sorry, we're
on it.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
So he's gay for his car, Yeah, I think he
had a car accident, and that's how Chase left the building.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Unfortunately, Chase is no longer a part of my life.
I still think about it a lot, and as it
breaks my HEARTI is out here. I just I felt
like he deserved better. So this is where I keep
alive Chases momental. The bedroom is just a special place
and I thought like that was the perfect place for.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Him and uice to have him close to me.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
The blanket special to me because it's got a lot
of his good pictures on it, just cute stuff like
him getting a bath and us together.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I can't, dude, Nathaniel, you can hear him go. That's
him kissing at the bar.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
There's other models and your models.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
You can get your models, yew Listen to you, Brendan.
He's got an attachment to Chase which leads to doesn't
want to.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Put up with the old hile, damage and leaking every.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
At least she turns over every morning. What about this though?
This is a guy I saw just recently who has
a thing for balloons.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
My love for balloons. It's also a sexual love.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
But I see a beautiful balloon, my heart starts a
flutter and I get aroused. I'll take a twelve inch
and I'll inflate it to eleven inch. That way you
can take a lot of abuse. I'm holding one, you know,
hugging it. I'll kiss it, and it's like being in head.
I mean, don't you like the plug and kiss and
a woman that you.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Love a lot of static electricity kissing it? Wouldn't you
make your lips tingle? It'd be awful at a kid's party. Mummy,
what's he doing? He's looking for a relationship with no
strings attached.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Can't go name mister Gaspo.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah, but I feel the same way when I see
the real Housewives of Sydy.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
What balloons?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I saw bosoms? The bosoms Katie Price. I was thinking
more of Katie Price. I reckon if you man handled
her bosoms that it'd sound like You're a folding balloon.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Animals you started up a magic shot, came the but today,
come back tomorrow for more jumpy

Speaker 2 (05:58):
And the man is cutting them