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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts. Here more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Everybody, It's time for Jonesy and Amanda's cutting floor Man
on the cutting room floor today. I know that you
are pretty much Indonesian.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Me silly club campada.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think that means here cop this frawn head or
that's colubable dunge. I did Indonesian for a number of
view at school. It's pretty much all I can remember.
So I'm not puggy by the way. What brings what
it makes you speak about Mysian heritage.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I think of Indonesia, I think about you.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
But I also just found this story that popped up
on my social media feed. In twenty twenty one, an
Indonesian man married his rice cooker and divorced it four
days later.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Why he decided that.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So, I don't want to know. I married it, no
way divorced it.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
He cited that it didn't talk back and it couldn't
prepare other dishes.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
He wanted it to talk back.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, he wanted his rice cooker to talk back to him.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Makes a picture of him on the happy Day kissing
the rice cooker at the altar.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Remember when you used to have conversations with your microwave.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well my microwave a digital screen print
out screen.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Digital and it would say, enjoy your meal. Well, I've just
put a cup of coffee in there, mate.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's not he's feud with it's a cup of coffee.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You damn fool.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I'll have say, having said that, I got more conversation
out of out of that than any of my teenage
children at the time.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
But you appliances would marry I wouldn't marry one.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I'm a recent adaptee to a rice cooker, and I
must say because I could never muck up rice. Whenever
I cooked rice, I could never muck it up. You know,
there's a dish that you could always start at rice.
And then what happened, and someone got me a rice
cooker and I started making rice and it just always works.
It works just as well. But having said that, I
(02:16):
never mucked up rice before.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, I told you about Anita McGregor, my friend, who
is a very good cook. But she said once her husband,
who's to travel off work, said one of our Thai
colleagues is in town. He's coming out of for dinner
and she goes, oh great, I'm how embarrassing. I'm making
a stir fry.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's a real bewitched situation.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Like Bewitched, she was making a stir fry. He was Thaie.
She comes over for dinner, and she didn't know any
special planning because she'd almost finished it by the time
they arrived.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
If only she had some magical power.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
And she served it up to him and he was
very polite, but he said, what's this and she said,
that's rice. He didn't reckick the only thing in the
family laugh at her. She cannot cook rice. He didn't
recognize it as rice. So when he went back to Thailand,
he sent her a rice. She chose not to take offense.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
If that was Bewitched, he would have been turned into
a donkey.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And still right give a new tail on him.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I know you're a big fan of the Thermo mix.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
H If I was to marry an appliance, that Germanic
boyfriend would be the Thermo. I like the Thermo Mix
because it's reliable, it's methodical, takes all the thinking out,
which some people don't like. And I like it. It
is noisy and it's big. Yeah, and I can't to
like my the air fry, which I'm also obsessed with.
(03:36):
That's kind of noisy, and that's also kind of big
if you you need a lot of bench space for
your proper appliance.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Boyfriends, has anyone thought about combining the Thermo mix with
the air fryer?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Could that happen?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, because the Thermo mix has been engineered to be
as simple as it can be, and probably the air
fry has too. You can you can, I reckon have
the biggest air fray in the history of the universe,
and you still can't cook an entire meal for a
family in it. Not the ones I feah, unless you
like I see these American ones that have a slot
for this and a slot for that, and everyone seems
to be fed these enormous meals. I don't know how
they do it. Yeah, yeah, but in one ship at
(04:07):
a time.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
But you got to get an air for I have
the size of a kiln.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, that's right, the Thermo mixed the size of Hans.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Okay, I think you've got to separate from the Thermo
mixer that it's a big cult.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Well what about you, what is what's your favorite?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
My favorite?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Next, to the rice cooker. I did have an electric walk,
which I was very very fond of. What happened, All
the teflon started coming out, and then the family.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Black stuff goes into the meal plain about cancer and
all that whatever whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
But it cooked so well. It cooks so well. I
do like the idea of the you've got it at
your place.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It's like a takeaway shop in the middle of I
have great envy with that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That is a great thing.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, we haven't used it lately because it's just easy
just with the two of us to cook meat or
whatever it is in a fry pan, rather than cleaning
that whole thing and having the house sting.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I think you should start up a little tepan yaki restaurant,
you know, chop it up stuff, little love hearts of salt.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And all exit people.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I could do that just sitting on a woman.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I wouldn't even cook the eggs. I just throw them,
just throw Eggsit at your husband, what I do.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's all you gotta do. It's not like the kitchen whiz.
Remember the kitchen wings.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
What was a kitchen wing?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It was a classic, that was the first one of
the food process.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, but it had about eighteen spinning parts. Who hasn't
had a cupboard filled with graters and seven or eight
This is why the mix is good, because there's not
seven or eight parts that you attached to it. They
just aren't.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Remember, we were watching Larry and Kylie show on TV.
In the advertorial was the slicer and dice the thing
that goes in the box? You and I you looked
at the TV and as quickly as you could say,
Joe the gadget man, you had me ringing the number
to buy two.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Of these, and you know what, took the tip of
my finger off the second I used it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So the last time I had Coleslaw.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
At your every time I look at it now, my
bum clenchers, I'd.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Say, you're using it in the wrong place. Okay, kids,
that's it for today.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Come back tomorrow from more of Chelsea and a man
discarding him for
Speaker 2 (06:12):
To track her thoughts.
My Heart podcasts. Here more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Everybody, It's time for Jonesy and Amanda's cutting floor Man
on the cutting room floor today. I know that you
are pretty much Indonesian.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Me silly club campada.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think that means here cop this frawn head or
that's colubable dunge. I did Indonesian for a number of
view at school. It's pretty much all I can remember.
So I'm not puggy by the way. What brings what
it makes you speak about Mysian heritage.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I think of Indonesia, I think about you.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
But I also just found this story that popped up
on my social media feed. In twenty twenty one, an
Indonesian man married his rice cooker and divorced it four
days later.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Why he decided that.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So, I don't want to know. I married it, no
way divorced it.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
He cited that it didn't talk back and it couldn't
prepare other dishes.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
He wanted it to talk back.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, he wanted his rice cooker to talk back to him.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Makes a picture of him on the happy Day kissing
the rice cooker at the altar.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Remember when you used to have conversations with your microwave.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well my microwave a digital screen print
out screen.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Digital and it would say, enjoy your meal. Well, I've just
put a cup of coffee in there, mate.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's not he's feud with it's a cup of coffee.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You damn fool.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I'll have say, having said that, I got more conversation
out of out of that than any of my teenage
children at the time.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
But you appliances would marry I wouldn't marry one.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I'm a recent adaptee to a rice cooker, and I
must say because I could never muck up rice. Whenever
I cooked rice, I could never muck it up. You know,
there's a dish that you could always start at rice.
And then what happened, and someone got me a rice
cooker and I started making rice and it just always works.
It works just as well. But having said that, I
(02:16):
never mucked up rice before.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, I told you about Anita McGregor, my friend, who
is a very good cook. But she said once her husband,
who's to travel off work, said one of our Thai
colleagues is in town. He's coming out of for dinner
and she goes, oh great, I'm how embarrassing. I'm making
a stir fry.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's a real bewitched situation.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Like Bewitched, she was making a stir fry. He was Thaie.
She comes over for dinner, and she didn't know any
special planning because she'd almost finished it by the time
they arrived.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
If only she had some magical power.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
And she served it up to him and he was
very polite, but he said, what's this and she said,
that's rice. He didn't reckick the only thing in the
family laugh at her. She cannot cook rice. He didn't
recognize it as rice. So when he went back to Thailand,
he sent her a rice. She chose not to take offense.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
If that was Bewitched, he would have been turned into
a donkey.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And still right give a new tail on him.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I know you're a big fan of the Thermo mix.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
H If I was to marry an appliance, that Germanic
boyfriend would be the Thermo. I like the Thermo Mix
because it's reliable, it's methodical, takes all the thinking out,
which some people don't like. And I like it. It
is noisy and it's big. Yeah, and I can't to
like my the air fry, which I'm also obsessed with.
(03:36):
That's kind of noisy, and that's also kind of big
if you you need a lot of bench space for
your proper appliance.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Boyfriends, has anyone thought about combining the Thermo mix with
the air fryer?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Could that happen?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, because the Thermo mix has been engineered to be
as simple as it can be, and probably the air
fry has too. You can you can, I reckon have
the biggest air fray in the history of the universe,
and you still can't cook an entire meal for a
family in it. Not the ones I feah, unless you
like I see these American ones that have a slot
for this and a slot for that, and everyone seems
to be fed these enormous meals. I don't know how
they do it. Yeah, yeah, but in one ship at
(04:07):
a time.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
But you got to get an air for I have
the size of a kiln.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, that's right, the Thermo mixed the size of Hans.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Okay, I think you've got to separate from the Thermo
mixer that it's a big cult.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Well what about you, what is what's your favorite?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
My favorite?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Next, to the rice cooker. I did have an electric walk,
which I was very very fond of. What happened, All
the teflon started coming out, and then the family.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Black stuff goes into the meal plain about cancer and
all that whatever whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
But it cooked so well. It cooks so well. I
do like the idea of the you've got it at
your place.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It's like a takeaway shop in the middle of I
have great envy with that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That is a great thing.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, we haven't used it lately because it's just easy
just with the two of us to cook meat or
whatever it is in a fry pan, rather than cleaning
that whole thing and having the house sting.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I think you should start up a little tepan yaki restaurant,
you know, chop it up stuff, little love hearts of salt.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And all exit people.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I could do that just sitting on a woman.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I wouldn't even cook the eggs. I just throw them,
just throw Eggsit at your husband, what I do.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's all you gotta do. It's not like the kitchen whiz.
Remember the kitchen wings.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
What was a kitchen wing?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It was a classic, that was the first one of
the food process.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, but it had about eighteen spinning parts. Who hasn't
had a cupboard filled with graters and seven or eight
This is why the mix is good, because there's not
seven or eight parts that you attached to it. They
just aren't.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Remember, we were watching Larry and Kylie show on TV.
In the advertorial was the slicer and dice the thing
that goes in the box? You and I you looked
at the TV and as quickly as you could say,
Joe the gadget man, you had me ringing the number
to buy two.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Of these, and you know what, took the tip of
my finger off the second I used it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So the last time I had Coleslaw.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
At your every time I look at it now, my
bum clenchers, I'd.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Say, you're using it in the wrong place. Okay, kids,
that's it for today.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Come back tomorrow from more of Chelsea and a man
discarding him for
Speaker 2 (06:12):
To track her thoughts.
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