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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
App on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I don't like banging on about it too much, but
you and I have been in the Guinness World Record
Book twice.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I think that's worthy of a bang on.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Well. Yes, the first time we did the world's longest
radio broadcast underwater yep, three and a half hours. Yeap.
Second time we did the world's biggest young char.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, there was the most people eating youm jar simultaneously
at one.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Time, simultaneously at one time. That's how they worded it
in the Guinness World Record Book.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
What about this woman? What a champion? She's a Kiwi mum.
Her name is Gabrielle Wall. And the reason I say
that she's a mum because you don't always want to
be defined by being a mum. But I reckon if
she's a mum, this would have helped her. She has
broken a world record the fastest one hundred meters barefoot
on a bed of a lego. Ooh, yep, there were
(01:17):
It was twenty four point seventy five seconds for one
hundred meters. I couldn't even do that if I was
just running normally. The track was made of three hundred
kilograms of lego that had been donated, and she said, interestingly,
she's ticked this item off the bucket list. I don't
know whose bucket?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, which bucket list would that be? I could think
of my more pleasurable things to put in my bucket?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Not lego, certainly.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
No. I mean it is, as we all know, standing
on a piece of lego to be in the middle
of the night when you're not expecting it, incredibly painful.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Not as painful as when you kick your toe on
the corner of something and your barefoot.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well, is that your bucket list? To win a gold
medal record for that?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
You running kicking my toe on furniture around the house.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
What about the toebar shin smashing championships, the paper cut Championship?
What about this one? Taking a kid to a birthday
party in a bowling alley while you've got a hangover?
Chapion that world record if you had to spend twenty
hours in a bowling alley while there was kids party
after kids party, you've got a constant hangover.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'm just going to come out and say it bowling.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
What's the point.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You go along and it looks good and you go,
y'a'll give that a crack, just throw two balls and
then you say that's it for me.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Over it and you're wearing someone else's shoes, and the.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Sound, that clattery sound, and as you said, the shrill
noise of kids, the afore mentioned hangover.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's all there, it's all there. What about When I
was younger, it was sort of a dating ritual. I
never did it, but you know, that's where you It
was a sanctioned safe place to go dating, to take
a girl out, just to go the bowling alley instead.
I think my very first date ever it was at
miniput Pa Poppa golf. I can't stand Mini putt pup
then or now.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, I could live a pop back off. I think bowling.
I do have a fun memory of my mate Cassa.
You know the story of Kassa. He was always you
know the.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Time that he messed up the floor. He was that
bowling No, no, no, he there.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Was always chaos that comes with Cassa. Uh. Just to
preface this, there was the time we went to seven
eleven and he goes, I'm so hungry.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I mean, I'm so hungry. We went to seven Engs.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But then we got in there and he said, I've
got to go into a poo and there was no
toilet in the seven eleven. He went to the service
station across the road and the guy wouldn't let him
use the toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Because he had bought fuel.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
And I thought, usually when you say to a service
station attended, come on mate, I'm going to crappy pants.
And so anyway, Cassa went behind the seven eleven to.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Do a number two. I don't want to hear anymore
of this.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And then he walked it back into the shop and
the shop giving said, you boys.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Are not even not even to the to the servo
that may have deserved it, because he didn't let him
in the shop. Across the road the seven eleven, he's
got to do with bowling.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Well, okay, sorry to bowling alley, and there's some girls
and Cassa was showing these shoes.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Why you don't want to borrow anyone else's shoes are bowling?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yes, I know what you're saying. Yeah, you've got to
get this back on focus. So he was standing there
and he said, look, oh shay, hey to bowl girls.
I used to be a great bowler when I was
in Singapore. Casser had come back from Singapore before his
parents were working over there for.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Two years, but that was his thing.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I learned to do this while I was in Singapore,
because the beauty of being an expat when you go
up to another country, you come back, no one knows
what you did over there. So Cassa's thing was always like,
I learned how to ride motorbikes in Singapore, and then
you get on a motorbike and run into a wall.
So I learned how to bowl in Singapore. So you
get this girl standing there and he goes, it's done,
gets the ball, throws it and slips over it, goes
(05:06):
into the air into the next alley and rolls down
and just goes into the gutter and he falls on
his back and cooks his head.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And with the girls impressed, it was just you couldn't.
I'll show you how to do it.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And the guy that owned the bowling alley there the attended.
I don't know if he owned it he was.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Because he would have dented it.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
He looked, he went, what the hell you kind of
been planned that mate, how did you do that? Try
and do it again and everyone just went quiet. That's
how they bowl in Singapore. Obviously everything was in Singapore.
Casser in Singapore.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, he should say, he should go back, all this
should be a TV show.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
He goes back all these years later to.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
That seven eleven, yes, and makes amends, makes amends and
I really put me off my microwave burger.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Hey, hey, hey, okay
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
App on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I don't like banging on about it too much, but
you and I have been in the Guinness World Record
Book twice.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I think that's worthy of a bang on.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Well. Yes, the first time we did the world's longest
radio broadcast underwater yep, three and a half hours. Yeap.
Second time we did the world's biggest young char.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, there was the most people eating youm jar simultaneously
at one.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Time, simultaneously at one time. That's how they worded it
in the Guinness World Record Book.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
What about this woman? What a champion? She's a Kiwi mum.
Her name is Gabrielle Wall. And the reason I say
that she's a mum because you don't always want to
be defined by being a mum. But I reckon if
she's a mum, this would have helped her. She has
broken a world record the fastest one hundred meters barefoot
on a bed of a lego. Ooh, yep, there were
(01:17):
It was twenty four point seventy five seconds for one
hundred meters. I couldn't even do that if I was
just running normally. The track was made of three hundred
kilograms of lego that had been donated, and she said, interestingly,
she's ticked this item off the bucket list. I don't
know whose bucket?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, which bucket list would that be? I could think
of my more pleasurable things to put in my bucket?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Not lego, certainly.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
No. I mean it is, as we all know, standing
on a piece of lego to be in the middle
of the night when you're not expecting it, incredibly painful.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Not as painful as when you kick your toe on
the corner of something and your barefoot.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well, is that your bucket list? To win a gold
medal record for that?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
You running kicking my toe on furniture around the house.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
What about the toebar shin smashing championships, the paper cut Championship?
What about this one? Taking a kid to a birthday
party in a bowling alley while you've got a hangover?
Chapion that world record if you had to spend twenty
hours in a bowling alley while there was kids party
after kids party, you've got a constant hangover.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'm just going to come out and say it bowling.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
What's the point.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You go along and it looks good and you go,
y'a'll give that a crack, just throw two balls and
then you say that's it for me.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Over it and you're wearing someone else's shoes, and the.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Sound, that clattery sound, and as you said, the shrill
noise of kids, the afore mentioned hangover.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's all there, it's all there. What about When I
was younger, it was sort of a dating ritual. I
never did it, but you know, that's where you It
was a sanctioned safe place to go dating, to take
a girl out, just to go the bowling alley instead.
I think my very first date ever it was at
miniput Pa Poppa golf. I can't stand Mini putt pup
then or now.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, I could live a pop back off. I think bowling.
I do have a fun memory of my mate Cassa.
You know the story of Kassa. He was always you
know the.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Time that he messed up the floor. He was that
bowling No, no, no, he there.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Was always chaos that comes with Cassa. Uh. Just to
preface this, there was the time we went to seven
eleven and he goes, I'm so hungry.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I mean, I'm so hungry. We went to seven Engs.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But then we got in there and he said, I've
got to go into a poo and there was no
toilet in the seven eleven. He went to the service
station across the road and the guy wouldn't let him
use the toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Because he had bought fuel.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
And I thought, usually when you say to a service
station attended, come on mate, I'm going to crappy pants.
And so anyway, Cassa went behind the seven eleven to.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Do a number two. I don't want to hear anymore
of this.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And then he walked it back into the shop and
the shop giving said, you boys.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Are not even not even to the to the servo
that may have deserved it, because he didn't let him
in the shop. Across the road the seven eleven, he's
got to do with bowling.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Well, okay, sorry to bowling alley, and there's some girls
and Cassa was showing these shoes.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Why you don't want to borrow anyone else's shoes are bowling?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yes, I know what you're saying. Yeah, you've got to
get this back on focus. So he was standing there
and he said, look, oh shay, hey to bowl girls.
I used to be a great bowler when I was
in Singapore. Casser had come back from Singapore before his
parents were working over there for.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Two years, but that was his thing.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I learned to do this while I was in Singapore,
because the beauty of being an expat when you go
up to another country, you come back, no one knows
what you did over there. So Cassa's thing was always like,
I learned how to ride motorbikes in Singapore, and then
you get on a motorbike and run into a wall.
So I learned how to bowl in Singapore. So you
get this girl standing there and he goes, it's done,
gets the ball, throws it and slips over it, goes
(05:06):
into the air into the next alley and rolls down
and just goes into the gutter and he falls on
his back and cooks his head.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And with the girls impressed, it was just you couldn't.
I'll show you how to do it.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And the guy that owned the bowling alley there the attended.
I don't know if he owned it he was.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Because he would have dented it.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
He looked, he went, what the hell you kind of
been planned that mate, how did you do that? Try
and do it again and everyone just went quiet. That's
how they bowl in Singapore. Obviously everything was in Singapore.
Casser in Singapore.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, he should say, he should go back, all this
should be a TV show.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
He goes back all these years later to.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
That seven eleven, yes, and makes amends, makes amends and
I really put me off my microwave burger.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Hey, hey, hey, okay
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