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July 23, 2025 • 7 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:31):
On the cutting room floor. You've heard of raw dogging?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Which version of raw dogging? The Urban Dictionary version.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Raw dogging on a plane?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh so this is where and it seems to be
the domain of men, of young men. You sit on
a plane. You don't listen to music, you don't watch
a television show, you don't stream anything. You just go hardcore.
Nothing looks straight ahead. You're allowed to look at the
flight path on the screen. And I thought you were allowed.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
To do that.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
No, you just look at the back of the back
of the said I would say it's being a big tighter.
So it's a way of saying I couldn't be I
can't afford to play for another class other than a me.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
So I'm going to row dog.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
But in economy you can watch things.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
You can still take I choose to I choose to
raw dog.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
This a whole lot of women with traveling with small
children going. I dream of six hours of zoning out
and not looking at anything.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yep, Okay, So I forget raw dogging. What about naked
flying it's taking plane travel.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
To a whole new leve a mile high club.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
No, no, nothing to do with that.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
And naked flying, in fact, has nothing to do with
being naked, So put your pants back on, Amanda. What
it means is you get on the plane with zero
baggage's emotional or otherwise, just your actual otherwise baggage.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
So you just got wallet, your phone, your charger, and
the clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
You're wearing and that's all you take on your trip.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, because people are getting jack of paying big excess
baggage fees.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
It could be up to like two hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
So what people are doing are putting the outfit they're
going to wear for the whole time that they're in
wherever they're going, and so be it.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Also, you know what people are doing, and I've seen
them do this is that they wear every single item
that they want to take on the plane. But also
what this does is because people are taking hand luggage
as luggage. So the overhead lockers that has jam packed
because people don't check luggage anymore, So it takes ages
for people to board and to put their luggage up

(02:38):
the top because everyone has a suitcase now that they
take on board. But I've seen I've heard of this
where people will wear five jumpers and six skirts and
whatever so that they don't have to pack them in
a bag.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
You look a bit like Osha Ginsburg when you put
on a bit of condition.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
He's sensed we all would be.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Seen him lately. Great.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
So what you do, though, is you wear all those
clothes and take like a little zip up tiny bag,
like a shopping bag, and then when you get on
the plane, you go to the loop put all your
clothes into that.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I've always traveled like this. I've always been Oh, can I.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Guess what kind of traveler you are? Go on and
hand on heart. You have to answer it correctly and honestly.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Hand is on heart.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Does your wife pack your clothes? No, I bet you done.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
My wife has never packed my clothes, the eyeballs and heart.
My wife has never packed my clothes ever. Because my
father was an airline pilot, and what would it used
to happen is we'd always be on the standby list.
So he'd say, you have to be dressed up well,
tie nice shirt.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
As a kid.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, because sometimes you get on the plane, you might
be an economy or you might be up in first
class and I'm sitting next to mel Gibson on the plane.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
How old were you? I would have been about twelve.
And this is when he was a big deal.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
And he was dressed in thongs and now you were
in your tie and.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
He was there. I didn't. He was in the middle row.
Mom talked to him, cessed with how short he was.
So short? He sir, shum up.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Did he feign some kind of sleeping sce?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
No, No, he was, he was. He was very accommodating,
you know. And he's a very charming man. That's the
only time I've ever met him in my life. But
he very charming. Yeah. I wasn't a police officer or anything.
Get it yelled at him.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Didn't call you sugar tits, didn't call me that.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
No appropriate twelve year old boy.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
But my point is, we could be in first class,
we could be an economy.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
We could actually be bumped off the flight, not get
to fly at all.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
And have to go home in a little suit and time.
You know that you'd warned the airport.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'll say this that never happened in my whole time.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Is what an ugly boast this has been me saying
to you does your wife pack and somedy go oh
no no. I sit next to Mel Gibson. I've never
been bumped off a flight. I've traveled with you on
a very short flight and you're order eighteen beers. So
things have changed. Well, I do pretty much were thongs now.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I do understand how it all works.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Always greets he creep the host with a a warm.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Smile and be called a hosty.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Not always get I love how I am mel on.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Board just in just in town for a few days.
I can't be as bad as my mate who goes
onto the plane.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
He goes into the gift shop, that terrible story, and
he buys a bag of Mintynty.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
No one ate, no one likes Minty's. No one. Actually
we should put Minty's to our pub test. Who likes Minty's.
No One.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
They're a very divisive suite.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Anyway, my mate, he goes onto the plane with a
bag of Minty's and it's not open, but he'll go
up to the head hosty and.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Say, how I love haws your day been hello?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Love it's about this story I hate and say I've.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Had a terrible day. You know, Camber was terrible Brisbane
was terrible.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Here you go take this bag of Minty's and you know,
actually you give him to all your all your mates and.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Then he gets the best service. That's what he records.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
What service would that?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Just drinks in his lap? Drinks upgrade things like that.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Maybe an extra meal bag, maybe maybe an extra pasty.
You know there's a little hot pasties that you get
on the plane, or one of those Byron Bay cookies.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
You know those things are tons of them. You know
we're out of cookies. Of cookies are beings of them.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
So I haven't done it myself because I said, I
want you walk in with an open bag of MINTI no,
you can't walk in with a bag that's opened.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
It has to be sealed bags.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's a special gift to you.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
And also the fact that you've bought it from the airport,
so it cost you fifty bucks for that bag of Minty's.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
That's what's appreciated.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
That's the other thing you're going to leave the sticker
that says where it came from in the airport.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Are you ring?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I think his mistake is a arrogance. They love blah bla.
Share it with your mates, your hosting mates and Minty's.
No one wants Minty's.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
I know that if it was a more desire, he
may as well just get those mint flavored leaves, spear
At leaves. No one wants it.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
I know that you never turn right, you're straight up front.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Even if it's a tiny plane. I sit on his
lap and say no, I'm not budging, not budging.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's to day.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Combat tomorrow for morrow. Josian Amanda studying. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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