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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
App on the cutting room floor today and we've got
nothing to do with ass sniffing today. Yesterday we had
some ass sniffing, not from you or mess that's right, yeah,

(00:38):
and but none of that.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Can I ask you this, Are you a big complainer?
Because I saw a podcast the other day where two
men were talking, and I think that one of them
is a psychologist or a life coach, and he said,
if he goes to a restaurant and he orders a
medium rare steak and they bring him an overcooked piece
of chicken, he doesn't complain. And the other guy said
he doesn't either, and they said, not being a complainer

(01:01):
is the route to happiness. Mother means you don't look
for those micro aggressions.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I can't eat.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I can't go to dinner with my mother because she
is a serial complainer and always has been the sort
of person.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
We're going to the restaurant. Can we move these chairs,
Can we move these tubers? Can you shut that? Can
you do this?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I couldn't tolerate well the last time we went out
for dinner she sent the steak back.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
This is after she's moved the whole restaurant around.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Then she sent the steak back and I went, oh
my god, and just I'm tired.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm tired of you're winging.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
And I said, I my wingy, and she said you're
winging about my wingy.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
And I went, see it has impacted you. Because if
I'm I'm out with you and I've got a spoon
that's covered, that's covered in human hair.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
You just wipe it off and you use it.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
If I ever say I can have another spoin and
I'm not a complainer, you go, ohho. We guys say
this is because of your mother.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
You don't tolerate any You don't tolerate any complaint at all.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah. Well you know someone can bring me pool on
a plate and I go, okay, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well I remember that next time you come around for dinner.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
You're gonna make me put on the plate again again.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I know, And I'm going to put human hair all
over this.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I feel like pull on a plate tonight.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
There's a woman here who has gone to what's that
restaurant called out.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Back at back steakhouse steakhouse, but not in Australia.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
There's only one left in Australia.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Did it start in Australia.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, No, Australia. Ironically, it's an American.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Frame pretending to be Australian.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yes they are.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
There's mc dundee in town for a few days. Those
sort of waves for American. It's an Australian themed restaurant
with Australian food, but it's not Australian food as we
would know.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Remember, and I'll get back to the steakhouse in a moment.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Remember the pub, Yeah, that's that's still going.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
There was trouble with that.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
There was a licensing rule with the guy that did
the actual Edamoga Pub cartoon.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Remember that it was in the post.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Because it would make no sense to anyone today because
we don't have that can be a.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Current affair saying all these walls are out of whack, mate,
you've got did you not have.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
A level when you built this place?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Like going to the Fred Bassett Cafe?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
And how did you get that car on the roof?
Sorry I don't understand the reference.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Well, it's a cartoon that's been made into a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, but incredibly unfunny, relevant and irrelevant.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, Fred Bassett Cafe. Fred Bassett was incredibly unfunny.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I never said he was. There's a mode of Moga.
Pub was never funny.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Oh yeah it was. It was not funny.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I remember funny.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
It was. Okay, it wasn't pis your Pants funny.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
But we were going to try and have not an
awful podcast today.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
But if you put it up against Fred Bassett, it's funny.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, here's the let me just Kathy Cafe. Okay, Kathy, Okay,
the triumphant woman, I'm funny, strip is funny?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, what's funny?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Wizard of Oz? That was funny?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Esthetic, but yes, I do like it. Calvin and Hobbs, Yes,
what else? And thoughtful?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
That's all. I never liked him.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Hey, the horrible right? No, he was all right, Ginger.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I've got a bet in my head you'll mention next.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
What about start story?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
I knew what you had, the heart two dimensional woman.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well, Blondy was smoking on What are you jealous of Blondie?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Jealous? I does it? You're a creep, not a creep.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
She just did all the work around the house for you.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
You got newspaper stains all over your undies.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
My dad would sleep on the lounge and she looked
great in a paper dress.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
So anyway, let's get back to the outback steakhouse. This
woman said she sent she's posted a review.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I'm absolutely livid.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
My husband drove all the way to pick up our
outback order and new people forgot in capitals the bloomin onion.
That was the only thing I wanted.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
So she's actually American using the Australian ling.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
And then later on she's so she gave it one star.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
There's another review from her later on she's given it
five and she said.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
My fat husband ate.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
The bloomin onion in the car and lied, I'm sorry,
I don't know how to delete reviews.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
So he's eating the onion right out of the burger.
Wouldn't have happened in Blondie's day.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Well maybe they were onion rings.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, the onion rings.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah. I remember once we'd moved Harley and I had
moved into our first time and we were having a
barbecue and I ordered some white plastic furniture, as was
the affordable, affordable stylings in those days. And we're having
people over on a Sunday, and I specifically asked them
to drop it off on a Saturday, because I thought,

(05:46):
therefore it'll be here for the barbecue on Sunday. All
day Saturday, I'm waiting, waiting, waiting.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Finally I thought, what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
The only reason I bought it from them was because
they could deliver today. So late in the afternoon I
phoned them up. I phoned up, I think it might
have been David Jones, right, And.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I said it would have been expensive plastic chairs.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Expensive plastic David Jones from some shop, okay, And I said,
what's happened? Where are they? And I don't normally lose
my temper And I didn't lose my temper, But I said,
the only reason I ordered them, you said, when I
stand a panic. We had people arriving the next day
and there's a silence, and they said, you're sure you
didn't get them from Mayer? And I had a flash
that yes I had, And that moment goes through your

(06:28):
head where you go, do I just hang up or
do I apologize?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
What did you do?

Speaker 4 (06:34):
I said, I'm sorry and then hung up.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
I did a bit of Golomee and a bit from
Colin b and that's the most.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I'm sorry, clunk, hey, hey, hey, okay, kids

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Tomorrow
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