🎬 CUTTING ROOM FLOOR: The Funniest Bird Names! (Podcast Exclusive)

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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a man that's coming. Rule floor, everybody, it's time for room.

(00:41):
It's the cutting room floor. Rule on the cutting room floor.
What have you got today?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I've got some nature information today.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh you know what you need? You need like some
sort of information intro.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I don't need anything. You don't need. Let's just do it.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I've just I know it's you've given me no notice,
but I've come up with this small intro.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
For Amanda's current and play it on the.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Sunlit plateau for curated curiosity. Here is Amanda's nature round up.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Pretty good and actually was quite impressive. All right. I
saw a thread and started with this.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Birds are just named stuff like hot breasted milk, and
no one does anything about it. And they've looked at
some of the weird bird names. Ornithologists must be very
unusual people. So here's some of the bird names. If
there's lots of tits, there's the black throated bush tit,
the fluffy backed tit babbler, there's.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
The well, actually I'll go through the list of some
of these. Here we go. These are real bird names.
I've verified all of them. So the bush tit is real.
The bush tit is real.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
As someone says here, men will literally name all the
birds instead of going to therapy because haven't listened to
what men presumably have named these birds boobies, swallow penduline tits,
and European shag.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Right, actually, right, you are right, I'm right.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
What about these ones dick kissel, hoary puff leg, fluffy
back tit babbler. I think I've mentioned that one, and
the horned screamer, the spangled drongo.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
The smooth the smooth.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
A rumped bush tyrant, a perplexing scrub wrent. They all
sound like insults, don't they. The white browed tit warbler,
the go away bird that it's not name is the
go away bird. And then there's a couple of them here.
They just been named by people who just said what
they saw. The yellow headed blackbird.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's named by a woman. I think she just saw
it and named it the yellow headed blackbird. The drab
seed eater. After all those big puncy names, you get
drab seed eater, all birds seed eaters.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
What about this one, somber tit and as someone said,
underneath this, they prefer the term goth.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, but for the somber yes, well.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's a joke. It's the real name is somber tit.
But do you have to explain this?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
And someone eather said, oh, they prefer the somber tit.
Goths are some tit.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Okay, yes, what do I have to do to please you?
These are actual burdens, have no interesting Let's just talk
about Sydney Sweeney and boobs. But when they're actual names
of birds, you have no interest.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Now that's some nice tits.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Oh yuck, you're disgusting this. Please don't bring David.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Did Farewell to Amanda's nature round up.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, I'm out of here.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay, kids, that sent for Josey and the under Stunting
Room for it's.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
A cutting roof for he Ya

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yay,