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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 4 (00:34):
On the cutting room floor today. I like talking about postpartum.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Do you brandon post part Do you love anything that's Latin?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeap?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Postpartum means you know past babe? Is that past birth?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Have you had the baby?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
What does partum actually mean?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
My Latin isn't great, but it means have you had
the baby after something's happened?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
All right, this woman says, here mom's moms, tell me
the most unhinged thing you did freshly postpartum. Not like
I cried a lot or I only want pajamas. I'm
talking unhinged and the results are great. Did Helen become unhinged?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Hins?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
She got very emotional though. After our first child was born.
I remember coming home and she's just crying.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I said, what's the matter.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
And one of the mum's mums group had bib embrace overalls,
denim bibb embrace overalls, and.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
She said yes.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I said yes, and she said I don't have bibb
and brace overalls. I said, well, we can get you
bibb and brace overalls if you want to wear them.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You don't have to cry about it. You don't understand.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
If I could get to the shop that sells bib
and brace overalls, I would get them. But it is
ten o'clock at night and we're in a small country town.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, this is the kind of thing that happens. And
these responses to this were terrific. I went outside at
three am and a bathrobe to hit a bush with
a stick because of a frog kept croaking outside my window,
and I wanted to sleep. I dreamt I had twins,
said someone. I woke up in a panic because I
couldn't find the other baby. I was looking for fifteen
minutes before I realized only had wine.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Did you ever get any of this?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I'm sure I did. I'm sure I did.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I had the kind of paranoia where I had a
breathing mat in the cot, so if Liam kind of
wasn't breathing, it would set off an alarm.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I had a temperature gauge.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I had all that frough through stuff so I didn't
have to rush in every five minutes to see to
put a mirror under his nose to see his breathing,
because I know I would have been that kind of.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
How one used to worry about that with our eldest
all the time. Is he alive? Is your life? Goun check?
Go and check going.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Jack, Well, we've got great footage of dressing Liam to
take him home from the hospital. And he was asleep,
and we put eighteen layers of clothes on him, and
he was so tiny. The gloves fell off, the hat
fell off, his hands kept going inside the clothes, and
I kept persevering, and I thought, how many layers do
I dressing him?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Jack comes along and virtually stick a hose on him
in the backyard, and you're done.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You're on your own. I like this one. Here a
lady rate.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
She made her husband stand in the bathroom holding the
baby while she showered so she could see the baby
at all times. Woman, the woman in your life doesn't
trust you with the baby. It's like you've got the baby,
and I go, will you be all right with them? Yeah,
of course I'll be all right with it. And then
they think you're going to sell it or do something
with it.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes, and that's where bad habits begin, because you need
to let your husband know you trust him or else
it's a slave to you. It's a rod to your
own back, this woman said. I kept saying I was
taking my son to the vet instead of the pediatrician.
This was one I dialed nine on one in a panic.
I saw on the monitor that someone was standing over
my baby's crib in the middle of the night.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
It was me. I was standing up.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
So she's looked at that.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah, because I've got a grandson now and my kids.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
My son, he talks to me like I've never had
a baby in my life.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
But that's the nature.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You're holding him too tight, Dad is too tight.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
And then they've got this monitor that you can they
can look at the kid anywhere, and you just see
this little baby just in the bed with little little
glowing eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Because it's night vision camera. It looks like with a
sasquatch videos, you know, with a film. Yeah, that's a
sasquatch over there.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
So of course, I think every generation has new ways
of doing things, or they believe they do. And as
the older person brandan, you have to be shut your neck,
I do it and be respectful that they know best.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I say this to my mom other times since you've
had a baby.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
And I say this to my mother because my mother
is one of those people called spade spade and has
always done that. And I said, Mom, it's not your
business to raise my children like she used to do
this to me. And so her relationship with the grandkids
I don't think as a solid I said, just be
a nana who gives them money and support. Don't tell
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them to put on weight. You don't like their neck
tattoo or any of that stuff. It's none of your business.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Your grandson have a neck tatto's only six months old,
well you.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Get a discout because it's very small.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And also at that age you want them to put
on weight. About this one. When filling out paperwork in
the hospital, I put my parents' names in the parents
section for my firstborn. Takes a while to get ready,
to get used to the fact that you're.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
The parents, because suddenly you're a parent, a parent. That's
exactly what happens.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
It's a parent. You're a parent.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
You know, every generation blames the one before the MCA.
That's from the teachings of great Latin philosophers, Mike and
the mccanis.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
You could have actually got some overalls from the mechanics.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
These are all good ideas.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Now, okay, kids, that's it for until they come back tomorrow.
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