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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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it's Jovian.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah it's jonthy Haanda.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
On the cutting room floor today, I.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Came across a woman talking about something that her fiance
boyfriend I can't remember that he owns.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Are there so modern these days? The kids just you know.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
She finds it absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
And when I hear her talk about it, and I'll
play it for you in a minute, you think, oh,
you princess, how bad is it?
Speaker 5 (00:51):
You know?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Here she is? Her name's Abaga.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Fiance has appella that is so horribly disgusting that I
fear even being in the same bad as it. I
fear laying beside it because I think I could probably
catch something from it. This man has no pimples on
his face. Laying on this thing. I have no clue how.
(01:13):
I can't wash it. I can't put a pillow case
on it. I can't throw it out, God forbid I
throw it out. Oh my gosh, I think he's had
this thing since the dawn of time.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Okay, you want to see it.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
It's disgusting and he will not let me wash it
or do anything with it. I don't think you're ready.
But okay, what is this? This is absolutely disgusting, and
it's his favorite pillow. He's like, oh my gosh, it's
cool on both sides, has hepsi on both sides.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
It looks terrible.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You think it's not going to be as bad as
she's alluding to. It is like a brown potato sack.
It's awful. The comments underneath are funny. Is that a
Civil War bandage? Someone says it's cold because it's a mold.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Someone else says, was he birthed on it? Is that
why he's so attached to it? Is he had these
billical chords turned into it. Seems to protect his dreams.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
What's those little scene speaking of?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
That's just the seams of the pillar. Oh my goodness,
it's brown.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It is brown, and it doesn't have a pillow case
on it.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
That that is and it's got stains all over it. Yep,
that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I think there's people sleeping rough with better pillows than that.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yes, that is.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Remember the first time Melanie came to stay at my
place and Melanie, we've been friends since. We're about fifteen.
Now our parents were friends, we didn't know each other,
and my dad still talks about how shocked he was
when Melanie's parents said they were going overseas for a
couple of months, and my mother said, what doesn't Melanie
stay at our place?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Mum just went right.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
He came this girl that I didn't know to stay
at my place. And my grandmother at the time said,
you'll either end up at each other's throats or the
best of friends. And here we are absolutely still best friends,
best friends. But on the first night there, she sat
on my bed, she picked up my pillow and she said,
(03:13):
your pillow's got stains on it like mine.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I said, that's yours. And we are now sixty three.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That happened when we were, say, fifteen, We still I
still bring it up all the time.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Are you attached to a pillow?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I've got my spine leaves one of the ridges. It's
got these ridges like a smith's chip.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Do the ridges go on the top of the bottom?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
The ridges go on the top. What's the point of
it on the bottom?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Well, what's the point of it on.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
The top, Because your spine molds into it and there's
this little.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Scoopy outbit and I'm a shark bite.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, and you slot your neck into it, And I
don't want to be like Stevie Nicks.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Did you hear about Stevie Nicks? When she goes on tour,
she takes all the cocaine that and someone blows it
up a bomb.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Apparently she brings her own mattress, her mattress, mattress on
a tour.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So I went away last weekend.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Hang on just a second.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So you're staying in a hotel, do you put the
mattress on top of the No, she has people.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Who would replace that that.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Bed with hers, with her mattress. Oh, come on, I know,
what's Stevie Nicks? Yeah, but what if she's your mate?
She just comes over a sleepy.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh come on, excuse me, where's the suitor fair and
your mattress?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
But yeah, it's I went away for the weekend and
my neck was killing me because bad pillows, bad pillows,
slept on a bad.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Pillow, and some hotels are so high.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I stay in a number of hotels for work and things,
and sometimes the pillows are just so enormous.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Give me a break.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I thought you talked about Stevie Nicks when she said
some coke blown.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Up so high.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
My mother's cousin was a physiotherapist, and so when we
were kids, we had half cut down pillows. I thought
everyone had pillows that were like what I mean, not
half down the middle, half a long ways.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Like like you know, so it was less high.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh, like a reduced volume pillow.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Well, yes, yeah, half cut down pillows makes no sense
because what you're talking about is it was.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Cut a long ways. Not so it was like cutting
up a sandwich. It was cut a long way what
I mean, it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Wasn't cut in half, so it was a thin pillow.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
It was it's it's about it's about the stuffing of
the pillow.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So the pillow is a foamish one, so there wasn't
any stuffing.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It was yeah like armies something.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Did you have big downy pillows when you were kids?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
A good lord foot Lroy. No, it was a foam
like a ton teine arrangement.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Then what about that?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
And because of that, apparently it was supposed to help
our growing necks.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I saw taby from human nature one day, just walking
through the shopping centa with a shopping trolley and just
a single town.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Tell you have to buy pillows? People do.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Maybe he thought it was an enormous What are those
fruit pillow biscuits?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Spicy pillow?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I never liked them, No old lady biscuits. Maybe he
thought that was one of those, a really big one.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about the spicy fruit.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I don't like them, But I don't like a minced pie.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
What about a granita?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
What's in that?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
It's got there, It's got like a place and I
was it's got some sort of fluid.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
On it makes it a terrible pillow. Ok.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yes, that's it for today.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Come back tomorrow for more Jonesy and