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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Chelsea has cutting room for. He has cutting room
for everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's time for Jonesy and a man.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Just cut room for everybody. It's time for Chelsea and
a man just.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Cutting room for. It's not cutting room board on the
cutting room floor today. Handbags. You love hamburg You.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Know, I love an accessory, not an accessory to a
life of crime, to murder that.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, not that.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
But this is interesting, they say.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
A company says.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
That it's designed some leather that has been synthesized from
the DNA of the Tyrannosaurus rex. So sixty six million
years ago, the t rex roam the earth. They're saying
that they've been able to get some fossilized t rex
remains and they have lab grown some leather and turn
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it into what looks like a crocodile handbag. It looks nice,
doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It looks like a whole Trannosaurus rat.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Now that's the picture of the you're looking at the
picture of the dinosaur behind it, just a bag in
the front.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's the skin has blended in.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, So what they're saying here is this lab grown.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's like when the rolling stones stand together.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'd make a handbag of that, The lab grown fossilized
t rex collagen, they say, will be used as a
blueprint to manufacture a material that's structurally identical to traditional leather.
It'll be by a degradable, innovative and ethically sound. However,
ethically sound, no dinosaurs were killed for this, as one
dinosaur expert has said that the claim of making t
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rex leather is misleading because they say there is no
preserved t rex DNA, because there are no t rex gene.
DNA they say starts to decay as soon as the
animal dies, though some fragments right might remain in the
environment casual for a few million years, but the oldest
preserved DNA on record is about two million years old.
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The t rex went extinct sixty six million years ago,
so if this was going to happen, this would be
the first ever sample of a leather source from an
extinct species. But when they can't, you get DNA from
things like I've got a piece of resin that I
bought in Dubai that has a tiny little mosquito in
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amber yep that is prehistoric, and I could extract DNA
from that.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Surely it's like.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Old mate from Jurassic Park, and it was in his
walking stick, in his cane.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
But that's not real. If you've got a creature embedded
in resin in amber, in amber, that's what I meant.
I didn't make. Did I say resin, I may say amber.
If you've got something embedded in amber, yep, surely that
would still hold its DNA.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, well that's but we do a Jurassic Park.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
But we don't have dinosaurs. Imagine how big the necklace is.
I'd have to have of amber with a dinosaur inside, because.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
When you're talking about dinosaur jeans like tyrannosaurus jeans, you
would imagine it. But they wear a gene that would cover.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Their tail and everything like that.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
A pair of jeans because they walk on the two Yeah,
they wear a mean pair.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Would they wear the jeans from the waist back?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
All four legs.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
In a pair of jeans and a belt that goes
around their middle?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Long ways?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This is like that debate. If a dolphin was to
play a flute, does it play it from its mouth
or from its blowhole?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It looks strange holding that.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
If a giraffe we wear is a necktie, is it
top of the neck, top, bottom, well, other people saying
bottom of the neck, because you don't wear it at
the top of your neck. You're at the base of
your neck, wh it joins.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Your body midway neck. For giraffe is going to wear
a necktie. It's going for an interview at the zoo.
Mister g Raff will see you now.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
But I like the idea of a taradosaurus carrying a
handbag has got.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I think it could do it because it looks like
it's got little hands carrying a handbag.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Because if it's chasing you down, you're in a Jurassic
park world and there's and you look at her, look
at you with your your little handbag.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well that's why they as they say, you know, they
can't smoke, because you can't get a smoke up to
your hand from those little Jurassic arms, which should be
the name of the world's smallest pub, the Jurassic Arms.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I see what you did there. Thank you. Take kids.
That's it for today.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Come back to mar far more of Jonesy's cutting the
room