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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
Room floor on the cutting room floor today.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Have you been following these pranks that girls are doing
to their boyfriends their husband's whole range of things.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Is this the power tool thing?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's one of them? That's very funny. So a woman
will carry some of her husband's power tools, whether she's
carrying a ladder, carrying a chainsaw, carrying a drill, without
any comment. Shield just walk past him carrying a piece
of his equipment, and every single time he jumps up
and runs out to follow her. What are you doing?
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
There's a woman's gonna ladder and a chainsaw?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
What are you doing? Is he just going? What? What?
Chasing out of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I saw another one where women do this to their
partners if the partner in particular is an athlete, an
ex athlete, has been maybe a professional athlete, or pride
themselves on their athleticism. This was even done to my boyfriend,
Jack Riacher. The actor's real name is Alan rich Richson.
I think, yeah, Richard Richson. He was at the Toronto
Film Festival, and one of the journalists said this to him,

(01:29):
So the.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Internet wants, now, do you consider yourself athletic? Does the
internet really ask that question? If they have to ask,
I guess not. Am I a little too slow and
old and round? For? No? I would. I would have
considered myself athletic. I was doing athletic stuff today. For
repelling off a building, that's pretty athletic. I guess if
you have to ask, though I don't know. It's like

(01:50):
when people ask are you famous? If you had to ask, no, maybe,
in fact, do I need to resign my resume to you?
I'm not going to do that because clearly I'm not famous. Yeah,
I would have before today, I would say yes.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Really triggered. And it's like it's like women who say, then,
so if you're an athlete, what sport would you play?
And they say, well, you know, you know, you know
what I used to do, right, Yeah, But if you
say you were athletic, what would you be brilliant? Say?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Where you get on the train and you see like
a really fit dude standing there and you offer up
your seat. I made you want a city there?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
What do you mean? Men's egos are so very fab
and what this one is my favorite one. I've seen
a whole lot of women do this. This is where
they bring in a box, they say it's from Amazon
or whatever. They open it up to the camera as
if they're doing some kind of influence a moment and
they've just collected rocks or a piece of some sticks
from the garden and open it up in front of

(02:41):
their partners. This is what this woman has done. So
I got these from Zara hole is will literally two
pound each.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
And two pounds on twigs that I can find on
the street. You've had money for twegs.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
And stones, which I'm going to believe, stop messing.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
And then I got these decorative stones.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Twenty pound for the three of them.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Are we You've picked twenty pounds for this? Money for this?
Carved from scratch by man by a man, I'll.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Carve some sol fia for free. Look at the detailing.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
What details these were limited edition from? You have a no?
These were limited edition from Zara Home Lich made from scratch.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
They are so stunning.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
So this just and then my little art brand ship, Babe,
you've just broke it.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh, don't worry if I did break it, I'll go
outside and get you another with the big unboxing I
bought for our for our entryway. Look what I bought
to put on our dining table. There's rocks from the driveway.
So good?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
What about that?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Otherwise? Are you talking about what? I think? It's explain it.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's I can't explain because it makes me.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
He This is where women get the juice from a
of tuna and just sort of put it on their
leggings or whatever, and then they sit down in front
of the TV and they get their husbands to lie
in their laps. The husbands are going on my head,
My goodness, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I know that old joke about the blind guy walking
past the fish market.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
How's it go, Brendan? Okay, I'd rather bring in a
rock from outside. Okay, kids, that's it for today.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
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