August 9, 2024 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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now yeah ye Amanda's counting role for Are you.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Ready for more?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
So?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I think we didn't get around too on the show today,
Jim y Rae is this moment where Rihanna you know who?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Rihanna is a singer of the Umbrella Ella Ella song
that very good. You know she was nineteen when she
released that. I read that fact the other day.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Nineteen years old? How old she now then? I don't
know that's extent of your Rihanna. Yeah, that's all I know.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Did you know she's a billionaire. She's a billionaire. She
is a billionaire, no doubt. Not from that movie Battleship
because that was readful. But she was hanging out to
watch Manchester City's preseason loss to AC Milan at Yankee Stadium.
So she's watching all the soccer players. They're doing their
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stuff there. Anyway, she was with some famous players, Christian Pulisic.
Do you know him Pulisic, Pulisic, Yeah, Jack, Greg Graylish
Greenish Greenish.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
And Janis Musha. I don't know that one.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Janis one of these people. Know what up to the
days of soccer players with names like Smith Giants.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah right, so much Smith, so much easy.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Anyway, she's hanging out with these people and there's a
little moment with his little kid says can you lady,
Hey lady, can you take a picture of me with
my soccer heroes?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
And Rihanna?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
She obliged. She wasn't attitude about it. But then people say, oh,
a lot of people saying, well, they didn't know. This
kid didn't know who Rihanna was.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So he's asked a billionaire, famous pop singer to take
a photo and said nothing to her.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Casually asked Rihanna to take his picture with the players,
and there's Rihanna. She said, oh, fair enough takes and
no ego about it. A lot of people online have said,
there's no way the young boy would have known who
Rihanna was, given she hasn't released an album since twenty sixteen. True,
what was yours need to She's a billionaire.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah. Has that ever happened to you anyone ask you
to take a photo of them?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Or Yeah, it happens to me constantly. People come up,
I say, excuse me, respect my privacy.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Now.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
One time I was doing a thing for the Motorcycle
Councilor of Australia. And I was down in Canberra and
I was standing next to John Anderson, who was the
then Prime Minister.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I know, the then.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Deputy prime Minister, I should say yeah, but he was
filling in because the current Prime Minister was way so
he's hosting this morning tea and I was just standing
there and I said, so, John, what do you do
around here?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
And one of me bikey mates, Derek. He goes James, that.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Would be the deputy Prime Minister Australia and right now
he's running the country because the PM's overseas.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
And that was it. So it happens. What about you? No,
it never happened to me. No.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I suppose I wouldn't know if I saw a famous
celebrity because and I didn't know who they were, Like,
I wouldn't know it.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I might have happened.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
But when you see a celebrity in the wild, it's
I remember one time I was on my motorbike. I
had this Harley a sports to custom sports staff and
there was this roundabout near Centennial Park and I'd go
around the roundabout and if it was a little bit
wet around the corner, you'd gas it. And in first,
second and third year the bike would fishtail all the
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way up the road. And I remember one time coming
around the corner and just gassing it and all the
way up the road, and there was a guy running
towards me, and he stopped running to look, and you
know who it was.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Who was it?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
He was filming the matrix and.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
He saw me.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Because other motorcycles, and Kano is a massive motorcycle fan,
they appreciate when someone does a bit of a demo
on their bike and.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Wheel stand the burn down.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
He's he stopped because he has exactly the same motorcycle
or I had the exactly same model sports.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, he's meant to be a really nice guy. He's
the nicest guy in the world, super down to earth.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
And that just proves because whenever I see someone, if
I see someone do a burnout in a car or
a wheel stand on a motorbike, I'm not one of
those guys slow down, I go, yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
On, yeah, I'm like full on. Maybe he thought you
could have been his stunt double in the matrix. Possibly,
we'll never know. Because I just kept going, Yeah, how
do you know it was? Because it just been a
guy wearing a coat run around in a cart. He
wasn't dressed like Neo from the matrix around that area
though there's a lot of guys, I will give you that.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Hey, everybody, it's time for Josie and amandas cut room for.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
So we've been vibing on the Olympics there, Jack, have
you been enjoying the Olympics.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Is there a sport that you thought, oh, yeah, I
could do that. Yeah, all of it. I thought I
could say you got very well, but I could do it.
You give it a crack.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
And you were telling me off Mike that your favorites
been the women's beach volleyball.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yeah, well it's very nice, athletic young ladies. I don't
think there's a problem with that. Yeah, you were telling
me that you like the men's beach boy. I guess
for the same reasons. And I don't judge you in
any way. Maybe No, if you're want to look at
toned Brazilian men, that's fine by me.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
And you came in here with a cast around your wrist. Yeah,
well that's a motorcycle accent. Yeah, there's and you came
in with Harry Palms.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I was we could continue doing this all day, or
we could talk about the Olympics. It's interesting in the
letters to the editor, and I know you're of a
certain age, you probably don't read the letters to the editor,
but this man, Scott Thomas of Newington, has written to
the newspaper One for the little guy. I'm adapting how
I imagine Scott Thomas would sound.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I am constantly seeing the same Olympians.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
So what about Joe Blow who comes from a small town,
who has no sponsorship, who got beaten in the first
round of their chosen sport and their games are the
local RSL Lions clubs and schools had hundreds of sausage
sizzles to raise money so Joe could train and represent
their town.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Joe went to the local school and represents the dreams
of hundreds of kids in the district. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Joe won't have any interviews, book deals, guest appearances on
talk shows, and certainly won't get their face on a postage.
Damp Joe won't get the best seat in the restaurant.
There are four hundred and sixty three olympians on our team. Well,
all I'm seeing is the same handful of athletes. I
feel we have lost the true Olympic meaning, give Joe
Blow a go, right, Scott there, I'm just going back
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to my normal voice, just so we're separating. That's what
the Olympics are about. They're not celebrating mediocrity. And in
life many people try to do things and they don't
get there.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
I feel like it's a hypothetical that would be interesting
for five minutes until Yeah, and it's just like going
to the local dog park and seeing kids running around.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Exactly, and all those kids, you know, they might be
great people. And sure there's bloody hopes and dreams that
are being crushed. But I think our old mate Scott
is barking up the wrong tree.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
I agree, Well, why doesn't he go to why does
the s marks and watch the local kids athletics carnival? Then, well,
talk about Joe Blow. That could be that could be
a yeah, you do that every week. You don't give
a damn about athletics. I'm just there to watch, pretend
and your ankle monitor starts going off.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Potential Joe might have a good point.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Though just with that, there's been this theory that the
Hunger Game Olympics could be put out. So normal people
get a letter and like that, you have to compete
in a sporting event.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah, what about that? So you're at home, used to
get out of work and you get to call up
like Jeury duty. Yeah, and you get a call up.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
So Jack citizen that's you sitting at home, gets a
letter all of a sudden you have to go over
to Paris and you've got to compete in the javelin.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Well, I'd be happy as long as I wasn't swimming
in that bloody river. So give me the athletics events.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
That would be the one you'd which I'll do everything
but swim in the river.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Seat, you'd be pissed. Like your friend gets fencing, And
then you get the bloody triathlon.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
You go, that'd be good.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Not only that you swim in that cess pid and
then you're gonna ride a push bike and your budget smugglers.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Gosh, there's a chafing pushbuck forcing all that waste stuff
back into you.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
And where does it stop? Where did they stop? I
was going to say it works for our jury system,
but it doesn't. Really, you just get common man, and
our legal system works.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
So well, yeah, yeah, it does well.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
The Hunger Games isn't exactly a model society that you're
paralleling it to, so it doesn't help your case.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
It doesn't end well, maybe we should give it up
for Joe Blow. Yeah, the Joe blow in all of us, Yes,
the little guy.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Every It's tough for Georgy as everybody. It's tough for
Amanda's African Safari.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It's scary and nobody cares that.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
It's not a holiday, it's work.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
So yeah, you said before, I'm back from my holidays,
and I had to correct you. I've had a fabulous week,
but I was working.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, well we missed you around these products, thank you.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
I was working on a TV show call Once in
a Lifetime that Chris Brown is hosting. I get to
be his vet assistant and an incredible series of events
that happened in Africa.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Do you wear some sort of outfit?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
What outfit do you wear a little since we're.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Vettery assistant outfit, I would imagine.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I don't dress like a naughty nurse Benny Hill. Yeah,
well why not kind of thing?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Well, it's on TV? Why am I watching it. Then
oh god, you.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Know I thought I came back and thought I might
have found you in our present century.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Well you've come back. The world has gone crazy. Dogs
are wearing Dolce and Cabana perfume.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Did you know this?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Humans are marking this scent. This is opposite day. Let's
talk through.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Well, and it all started with I, and this is
something you brought to the table.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
People are now naming their dogs after human names, and
humans are being named after dogs.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
You get humans called Rex and not Rover Max. You know,
humans are being called names, and I love those names.
And traditionally they were dog names rusty, and now dogs
are being called well.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Brian and Trevor. Yeah, and Colin Colin from accounts.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
So.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Italian fashion house Dolcha in Combana has launched a perfume
that's worth in our money, one hundred and sixty six dollars.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
That's about ninety nine bucks euro.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
It's named Fife in honor of Domenico Dolcese beloved pet pooch.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Let me describe it for you.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
This is how it has been described, an olfactory masterpiece
featuring the cocooning of warm notes of yu lange the
clean and enveloping touch of musk not elon, and the woody,
creamy undertones of sandalwood.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Hint of three day old dead possum.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, this is a a dog will drink out of
the toilet.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
It has to.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
This is the advertisement.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Show is a series of pamper dogs sitting on a
stool with a narration. I am delicate, charismatic, authentic, sensitive.
This is a dog perfume, enigmatic, rebel, fresh and resist
book clean, because I'm not just a.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Dog and theF is this good for the dog? No?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
See, this is the thing.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I know that when my dog comes home from the groomer,
she sai wants to roll around in the dirt and
get her neck dirty, because this is what happens. Dogs
rely on their sense of smell to communicate, to interact
with their environment as well as other animals and people.
They hate having big, punsy smells on them because it
masks their place in the world. So it's been advised,
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don't do it.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I've known sometimes the dogs have a bit of a
sniff of another dog's bot pot. Sometimes I spend a
fair bit in there, and other times they go alright
down and they move on.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Well, it's just chemistry.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Some dogs like each other, some don't, and so much
informations in your botpot some dog. It might be like
reading an entire book. You see someone's entire history. You
smell their entire history. Other ones You go yep, I
see and then move on.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Is it like getting accorded in a long conversation.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Your breath? But here's that other side of the equations.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
This is this is how the world's gone cross.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So dogs are being given fragrance smells. What about this?
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Humans marking their scent in a weird way. There's something
called vabbingbing. It's an amalgamation of the word dabbing, but
it starts with a V. So that's what you're dabbing
behind your ears, the scent of the V. Do you
know what I'm saying without me having to say.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
It, The scent of the V.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
The scent of the V.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
Right, this involves applying your secretions certain area.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I'd rather hear vagina than secretions mis.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Order to attract a potential partner.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
So apparently vabbing enthusiasts swear blind that the practice has
gained an army, has gained them an army of lovers.
Others have gone so far as to dennounce the trend.
There's nothing short of health, has it?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Do you think?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Do you think so?
Speaker 7 (13:10):
The trend is based off the idea of pheromones, a
chemical substance secreted in it, sorry Brendan, in our bodily fluids.
And you can attract a mate that's compatible to you
by your smell, like women are attracted to a man's
manly musk. Though people would still like you to wear deodorant,
but in the same way, I guess you were saying
that dogs and of each other's bums. A whole of
information is given over by the way people smell, and
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a whole lot of information that we're not even aware that.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
We're picking up. So why you need to go out
of your way to put it behind your ears?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Who knows on what I'm down in the fish markets now, morning, ladies.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Like I said at the beginning, I was hoping while
I was away you got into a time traveling machine
and left the schoolboy jokes behind.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Isn't it just is reporting?
Speaker 6 (13:56):
It is some much.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Well, while those games are going on over there in Paris.
That's the official title that we can use the sanctioned one.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, what aren't we allowed to say again?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Olympic Games? Oh you just made.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Me say it, and we're not allowed to say Paris
twenty twenty four. No, you can't say that either Paris exists,
the year exists.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
They can't own that. Surely am I going to be
strung up?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
He'll be strung up by ulla balls.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
Great, well, we thought we'd put together some sports that
maybe should be featured.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Maybe we could do our own games. Jonesy demanded games.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Oh, please copyright. You're not allowed to say it out loud.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
If you had a feature, what would you feature?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What about this?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
This is?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
This is a thing that exists. People are stupid car jitsu.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
It's called professional brawlers fight inside the confined space of
a sedan sized car, and you can even have seat
to choke out an opponent.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Right, I've seen pictures of this.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
People take this seriously that actually fight each other insider
car like road rage, but it happens inside your car.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I blame Jason Statham. He did a lot of shows
where he did this close craft.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Krahma gar karma, guar called krama. It's closed. It's fighting
in a small space.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
These movies or in his life in movies.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
A lot of his movies have him doing close quarter fight.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Do you think it makes people think that looks interesting?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
It looks a little gay.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh, it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
In the same way that there's no way in the
world I would join the Mile High Club because there's
not enough space.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Why would you? Why would you fight in a car?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I go, let's just talk about this for a minute.
Why wouldn't you. I'd like to give it a go
to the Mile High Club?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
How does it work? So someone goes to the toilet, yep,
ten minutes later. It can't be ten minutes because people.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Know that the toilet's been filmed for ten minutes, and
people go, what's wrong with them?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
I got to meet you? Going there for twenty seconds?
Someone's bashing on the door.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeh yeah, yeah, was waiting outside.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Excuse me? I want to come in and have sex
with you. Well, I don't know about that. Father.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Also, you know it would have to be with someone
you've never met before. Where wich is electricity and bang? Yeah,
if it's you know, if it's if you'd be married
for one hundred.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Years and let's shave it off on the toilet. It's
just no way I can get.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
That at home. Yeah, why would I bother? What about
disc golf?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Does disca It's like a frisbee, but instead of a
golf ball of clubs, you got the frisbee.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
And surely it's not eighteen holes. It'll take you ten
years to get around, wouldn't it.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Yeah, actually I think that would be dumb. What about
I used to rock at this at school when I
was in primary school. Four square handball?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
The handball is in the games, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:42):
So is it?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Well, regular handball would.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Be that's up against the wall. This is where you're driving.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
No, no, it's not because the wall don't have handball.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
It's like I think the Asians are very good out
at the Asian countries. It's like table tennis and you
have handball. And I think Harley once when he was
on the road beyond two thousand, spend a night. So
he told me that he met them in the bar.
It's been the night with them. The Norwegian women's handball team.
They couldn't tell they were women.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
For some time.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Did stop going to the toil big hands.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
They won?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Well, I just thought it because at school you had
the king. You know, you went jack?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
How does it go? But in school we used to
play with four squares.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
King, queen, a queen, king, So that's how it would be.
And you'd start off at dunce d and then jack
and then I don't know what you're talking queen and
then king and then you'd be the king the court.
What about ferret legging? Didn't you go ferreting with my grandfather?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah? Which could you be an Olympic champ at that?
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Well, we had to get the ferret.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
We put it down the rabbit hole and the ferret
would chase the rabbit out of the whole. Granddad would
have a net at the end of it and the
rabbit would come in there, and you'd get a pen knife,
just the end of the pen knife the handle, and
bunk it, stun the rabbit and then get his pen
knife and cut its head clean.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Off, right, And then would you eat it?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
And you throw the corpse at us and gay boys,
let's go and make some dinner and would you eat it? Yeah,
and we eat it. I can't eat rabbits to this
day because of that. Well, I just think it's a
bit gamey.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
So you didn't mind the theatrics in ferreting, you put
a ferret down your pants.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Remember this was when I was on the midday show.
This was the big crazy.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
You get someone in, you'd stick a ferret down their pants.
You tie your trousers tight at the end, and stick
a ferret down your pants. And that's what went as
entertainment on television.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
And did you have to say to Ray Ray, we
did that last week. Come on, Ray, you're only in
it for the ferret ry. Please stop with the ferret.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Would you do thumb wars?
Speaker 5 (18:38):
It's not visually spectacular.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Well, not all Olympics are.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I like the idea of chest boxing. Yeah, they play
chess and then they box. I think that's good.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
So it's brain and brawn.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, I like that. I think that'd be a good
thing as well.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I'd like that wordle Olympic wordle, I'd be very good.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Well, I watched that every day while I'm doing this show.
When I do wordle, you were your tongue poking out
of the corner.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
You man.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Very good at it.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
I did think of it in the comments and had
a bad polusion and digging white over.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
As it.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Here's the thing again, Please.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Okay we had a prowo here, Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
We're looking at it.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I have no desire to go to space.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No another do I.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
And often when I was at beyond two thousand, people
would say, would you like to go into space?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
It's not offering me the opportunity.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Were just saying, as someone worked on a science show,
would this be an amazing new frontier for you?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
And you know what puts me off A couple of things. Claustrophobia.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Yeah, sure.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Also when you see them train that's spinner intery thing
that's centrified to see if they're going to throw up.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
You know, I once went on the rotor with bad results.
There's no way I could do it.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Is that because you stuffed your bra with socks to
appear more boosomy?
Speaker 7 (19:52):
That happened to my friend Vanessa, if you don't mind.
Another friend of mine was on the rotor. This is
where you spin around and the floor drops down.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
You stick to the wall.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
He went on with someone who would eating a tune
of sandwich and came out and went voomper and stuck
straight to the space next to his face. So the
inching towards Ah, why don't you want to go into space.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
I just feel that there's a lot of risk involved
you're out there.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
You've seen you ride a bike print.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Well, I have a lot of risk in my life.
I ride a motorcycle every day, and I think that's
enough risk for me.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
But you're really stuck if you're out there, and it
would be like going in a bath escape under the sea.
I'm a big Titanic perv as you know, but I
wouldn't want to go down in a bath escape.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
It's anoth escape. That's what they got out of the Titanic.
I've never heard that word a bath escape. It's you know,
it's a deep water vessel.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
That one that they sent down when all those people
are unfortunately crushed to death, was not a bath escape.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
That was like a poor man's version of that.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Either way, no, thank you, not for me. And all
the movies we see is where things go wrong in space.
No one's going to make a movie about. Wasn't that wonderful? Well,
how about the NASA astronauts who are trapped right now
in space.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
They're not in danger, but they were supposed to be
there for eight day, an.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Eight day cruise, and they've been there for sixty days,
a two month saga for the NASA astronauts Sunita Williams
and Butch Willmore, and it looks like it's not ending
anytime soon. So they've been on a spacecraft. Is that
what we call it, called the star Liner yep. It
launched June five, and it was supposed to spend just
a little over a week at the International Space Station
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before coming back.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
But it sort of has had some glitches. So they're
not in danger.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
They're not inside that tiny spacecraft. They're in the International
Space Station, which I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Think is probably much bigger.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Yeah, so they've been in the International Space Station doing activities,
doing research, doing system maintenance, all the stuff. But now
the fact that there's been some multiple helium leaks and
thruster failures.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I hate it when there's thruster failures.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
This has raised concerns about the spacecraft's safety for a
return journey, so it keeps being delayed and delayed. This
is my idea of hell, it's being up in space
and here you're stuck there. I can barely breathe just
reading this story. So this is how they might have
to be rescued. There's something called the SpaceX crew Dragon.
That's Elon Musk's space people. Yeah, they might that's also
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docked there. That might be able to bring them home,
or they might have to hitch a ride on the
next crew Dragon mission. It was delayed to September and
it could return in February twenty five, so an eight
day trip might end up being from June to February.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Well, good news for you, they'll be back in time
for your birthday.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
There's always an that would make them happy to know, that,
wouldn't it. You're right, I'll give them a message
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Kids, that's up today, come back tomorrow from there, Johns
and Demanders got round floor from recovery
Ya YadA jeh yeh Yeh's courting role for Yeah, yeah, yeah,
now yeah ye Amanda's counting role for Are you.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Ready for more?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
So?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I think we didn't get around too on the show today,
Jim y Rae is this moment where Rihanna you know who?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Rihanna is a singer of the Umbrella Ella Ella song
that very good. You know she was nineteen when she
released that. I read that fact the other day.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Nineteen years old? How old she now then? I don't
know that's extent of your Rihanna. Yeah, that's all I know.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Did you know she's a billionaire. She's a billionaire. She
is a billionaire, no doubt. Not from that movie Battleship
because that was readful. But she was hanging out to
watch Manchester City's preseason loss to AC Milan at Yankee Stadium.
So she's watching all the soccer players. They're doing their
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stuff there. Anyway, she was with some famous players, Christian Pulisic.
Do you know him Pulisic, Pulisic, Yeah, Jack, Greg Graylish
Greenish Greenish.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
And Janis Musha. I don't know that one.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Janis one of these people. Know what up to the
days of soccer players with names like Smith Giants.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah right, so much Smith, so much easy.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Anyway, she's hanging out with these people and there's a
little moment with his little kid says can you lady,
Hey lady, can you take a picture of me with
my soccer heroes?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
And Rihanna?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
She obliged. She wasn't attitude about it. But then people say, oh,
a lot of people saying, well, they didn't know. This
kid didn't know who Rihanna was.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So he's asked a billionaire, famous pop singer to take
a photo and said nothing to her.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Casually asked Rihanna to take his picture with the players,
and there's Rihanna. She said, oh, fair enough takes and
no ego about it. A lot of people online have said,
there's no way the young boy would have known who
Rihanna was, given she hasn't released an album since twenty sixteen. True,
what was yours need to She's a billionaire.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah. Has that ever happened to you anyone ask you
to take a photo of them?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Or Yeah, it happens to me constantly. People come up,
I say, excuse me, respect my privacy.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Now.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
One time I was doing a thing for the Motorcycle
Councilor of Australia. And I was down in Canberra and
I was standing next to John Anderson, who was the
then Prime Minister.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I know, the then.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Deputy prime Minister, I should say yeah, but he was
filling in because the current Prime Minister was way so
he's hosting this morning tea and I was just standing
there and I said, so, John, what do you do
around here?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
And one of me bikey mates, Derek. He goes James, that.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Would be the deputy Prime Minister Australia and right now
he's running the country because the PM's overseas.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
And that was it. So it happens. What about you? No,
it never happened to me. No.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I suppose I wouldn't know if I saw a famous
celebrity because and I didn't know who they were, Like,
I wouldn't know it.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I might have happened.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
But when you see a celebrity in the wild, it's
I remember one time I was on my motorbike. I
had this Harley a sports to custom sports staff and
there was this roundabout near Centennial Park and I'd go
around the roundabout and if it was a little bit
wet around the corner, you'd gas it. And in first,
second and third year the bike would fishtail all the
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way up the road. And I remember one time coming
around the corner and just gassing it and all the
way up the road, and there was a guy running
towards me, and he stopped running to look, and you
know who it was.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Who was it?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
He was filming the matrix and.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
He saw me.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Because other motorcycles, and Kano is a massive motorcycle fan,
they appreciate when someone does a bit of a demo
on their bike and.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Wheel stand the burn down.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
He's he stopped because he has exactly the same motorcycle
or I had the exactly same model sports.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, he's meant to be a really nice guy. He's
the nicest guy in the world, super down to earth.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
And that just proves because whenever I see someone, if
I see someone do a burnout in a car or
a wheel stand on a motorbike, I'm not one of
those guys slow down, I go, yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
On, yeah, I'm like full on. Maybe he thought you
could have been his stunt double in the matrix. Possibly,
we'll never know. Because I just kept going, Yeah, how
do you know it was? Because it just been a
guy wearing a coat run around in a cart. He
wasn't dressed like Neo from the matrix around that area
though there's a lot of guys, I will give you that.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Hey, everybody, it's time for Josie and amandas cut room for.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
So we've been vibing on the Olympics there, Jack, have
you been enjoying the Olympics.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Is there a sport that you thought, oh, yeah, I
could do that. Yeah, all of it. I thought I
could say you got very well, but I could do it.
You give it a crack.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
And you were telling me off Mike that your favorites
been the women's beach volleyball.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yeah, well it's very nice, athletic young ladies. I don't
think there's a problem with that. Yeah, you were telling
me that you like the men's beach boy. I guess
for the same reasons. And I don't judge you in
any way. Maybe No, if you're want to look at
toned Brazilian men, that's fine by me.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
And you came in here with a cast around your wrist. Yeah,
well that's a motorcycle accent. Yeah, there's and you came
in with Harry Palms.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I was we could continue doing this all day, or
we could talk about the Olympics. It's interesting in the
letters to the editor, and I know you're of a
certain age, you probably don't read the letters to the editor,
but this man, Scott Thomas of Newington, has written to
the newspaper One for the little guy. I'm adapting how
I imagine Scott Thomas would sound.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I am constantly seeing the same Olympians.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
So what about Joe Blow who comes from a small town,
who has no sponsorship, who got beaten in the first
round of their chosen sport and their games are the
local RSL Lions clubs and schools had hundreds of sausage
sizzles to raise money so Joe could train and represent
their town.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Joe went to the local school and represents the dreams
of hundreds of kids in the district. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Joe won't have any interviews, book deals, guest appearances on
talk shows, and certainly won't get their face on a postage.
Damp Joe won't get the best seat in the restaurant.
There are four hundred and sixty three olympians on our team. Well,
all I'm seeing is the same handful of athletes. I
feel we have lost the true Olympic meaning, give Joe
Blow a go, right, Scott there, I'm just going back
(06:37):
to my normal voice, just so we're separating. That's what
the Olympics are about. They're not celebrating mediocrity. And in
life many people try to do things and they don't
get there.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
I feel like it's a hypothetical that would be interesting
for five minutes until Yeah, and it's just like going
to the local dog park and seeing kids running around.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Exactly, and all those kids, you know, they might be
great people. And sure there's bloody hopes and dreams that
are being crushed. But I think our old mate Scott
is barking up the wrong tree.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
I agree, Well, why doesn't he go to why does
the s marks and watch the local kids athletics carnival? Then, well,
talk about Joe Blow. That could be that could be
a yeah, you do that every week. You don't give
a damn about athletics. I'm just there to watch, pretend
and your ankle monitor starts going off.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Potential Joe might have a good point.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Though just with that, there's been this theory that the
Hunger Game Olympics could be put out. So normal people
get a letter and like that, you have to compete
in a sporting event.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah, what about that? So you're at home, used to
get out of work and you get to call up
like Jeury duty. Yeah, and you get a call up.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
So Jack citizen that's you sitting at home, gets a
letter all of a sudden you have to go over
to Paris and you've got to compete in the javelin.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Well, I'd be happy as long as I wasn't swimming
in that bloody river. So give me the athletics events.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
That would be the one you'd which I'll do everything
but swim in the river.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Seat, you'd be pissed. Like your friend gets fencing, And
then you get the bloody triathlon.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
You go, that'd be good.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Not only that you swim in that cess pid and
then you're gonna ride a push bike and your budget smugglers.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Gosh, there's a chafing pushbuck forcing all that waste stuff
back into you.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
And where does it stop? Where did they stop? I
was going to say it works for our jury system,
but it doesn't. Really, you just get common man, and
our legal system works.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
So well, yeah, yeah, it does well.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
The Hunger Games isn't exactly a model society that you're
paralleling it to, so it doesn't help your case.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
It doesn't end well, maybe we should give it up
for Joe Blow. Yeah, the Joe blow in all of us, Yes,
the little guy.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Every It's tough for Georgy as everybody. It's tough for
Amanda's African Safari.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It's scary and nobody cares that.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
It's not a holiday, it's work.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
So yeah, you said before, I'm back from my holidays,
and I had to correct you. I've had a fabulous week,
but I was working.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, well we missed you around these products, thank you.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
I was working on a TV show call Once in
a Lifetime that Chris Brown is hosting. I get to
be his vet assistant and an incredible series of events
that happened in Africa.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Do you wear some sort of outfit?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
What outfit do you wear a little since we're.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Vettery assistant outfit, I would imagine.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I don't dress like a naughty nurse Benny Hill. Yeah,
well why not kind of thing?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Well, it's on TV? Why am I watching it. Then
oh god, you.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Know I thought I came back and thought I might
have found you in our present century.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Well you've come back. The world has gone crazy. Dogs
are wearing Dolce and Cabana perfume.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Did you know this?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Humans are marking this scent. This is opposite day. Let's
talk through.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Well, and it all started with I, and this is
something you brought to the table.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
People are now naming their dogs after human names, and
humans are being named after dogs.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
You get humans called Rex and not Rover Max. You know,
humans are being called names, and I love those names.
And traditionally they were dog names rusty, and now dogs
are being called well.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Brian and Trevor. Yeah, and Colin Colin from accounts.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
So.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Italian fashion house Dolcha in Combana has launched a perfume
that's worth in our money, one hundred and sixty six dollars.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
That's about ninety nine bucks euro.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
It's named Fife in honor of Domenico Dolcese beloved pet pooch.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Let me describe it for you.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
This is how it has been described, an olfactory masterpiece
featuring the cocooning of warm notes of yu lange the
clean and enveloping touch of musk not elon, and the woody,
creamy undertones of sandalwood.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Hint of three day old dead possum.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, this is a a dog will drink out of
the toilet.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
It has to.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
This is the advertisement.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Show is a series of pamper dogs sitting on a
stool with a narration. I am delicate, charismatic, authentic, sensitive.
This is a dog perfume, enigmatic, rebel, fresh and resist
book clean, because I'm not just a.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Dog and theF is this good for the dog? No?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
See, this is the thing.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I know that when my dog comes home from the groomer,
she sai wants to roll around in the dirt and
get her neck dirty, because this is what happens. Dogs
rely on their sense of smell to communicate, to interact
with their environment as well as other animals and people.
They hate having big, punsy smells on them because it
masks their place in the world. So it's been advised,
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don't do it.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I've known sometimes the dogs have a bit of a
sniff of another dog's bot pot. Sometimes I spend a
fair bit in there, and other times they go alright
down and they move on.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Well, it's just chemistry.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Some dogs like each other, some don't, and so much
informations in your botpot some dog. It might be like
reading an entire book. You see someone's entire history. You
smell their entire history. Other ones You go yep, I
see and then move on.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Is it like getting accorded in a long conversation.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Your breath? But here's that other side of the equations.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
This is this is how the world's gone cross.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So dogs are being given fragrance smells. What about this?
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Humans marking their scent in a weird way. There's something
called vabbingbing. It's an amalgamation of the word dabbing, but
it starts with a V. So that's what you're dabbing
behind your ears, the scent of the V. Do you
know what I'm saying without me having to say.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
It, The scent of the V.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
The scent of the V.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
Right, this involves applying your secretions certain area.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I'd rather hear vagina than secretions mis.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Order to attract a potential partner.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
So apparently vabbing enthusiasts swear blind that the practice has
gained an army, has gained them an army of lovers.
Others have gone so far as to dennounce the trend.
There's nothing short of health, has it?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Do you think?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Do you think so?
Speaker 7 (13:10):
The trend is based off the idea of pheromones, a
chemical substance secreted in it, sorry Brendan, in our bodily fluids.
And you can attract a mate that's compatible to you
by your smell, like women are attracted to a man's
manly musk. Though people would still like you to wear deodorant,
but in the same way, I guess you were saying
that dogs and of each other's bums. A whole of
information is given over by the way people smell, and
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a whole lot of information that we're not even aware that.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
We're picking up. So why you need to go out
of your way to put it behind your ears?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Who knows on what I'm down in the fish markets now, morning, ladies.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Like I said at the beginning, I was hoping while
I was away you got into a time traveling machine
and left the schoolboy jokes behind.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Isn't it just is reporting?
Speaker 6 (13:56):
It is some much.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Well, while those games are going on over there in Paris.
That's the official title that we can use the sanctioned one.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, what aren't we allowed to say again?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Olympic Games? Oh you just made.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Me say it, and we're not allowed to say Paris
twenty twenty four. No, you can't say that either Paris exists,
the year exists.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
They can't own that. Surely am I going to be
strung up?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
He'll be strung up by ulla balls.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
Great, well, we thought we'd put together some sports that
maybe should be featured.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Maybe we could do our own games. Jonesy demanded games.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Oh, please copyright. You're not allowed to say it out loud.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
If you had a feature, what would you feature?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What about this?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
This is?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
This is a thing that exists. People are stupid car jitsu.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
It's called professional brawlers fight inside the confined space of
a sedan sized car, and you can even have seat
to choke out an opponent.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Right, I've seen pictures of this.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
People take this seriously that actually fight each other insider
car like road rage, but it happens inside your car.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I blame Jason Statham. He did a lot of shows
where he did this close craft.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Krahma gar karma, guar called krama. It's closed. It's fighting
in a small space.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
These movies or in his life in movies.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
A lot of his movies have him doing close quarter fight.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Do you think it makes people think that looks interesting?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
It looks a little gay.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh, it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
In the same way that there's no way in the
world I would join the Mile High Club because there's
not enough space.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Why would you? Why would you fight in a car?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I go, let's just talk about this for a minute.
Why wouldn't you. I'd like to give it a go
to the Mile High Club?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
How does it work? So someone goes to the toilet, yep,
ten minutes later. It can't be ten minutes because people.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Know that the toilet's been filmed for ten minutes, and
people go, what's wrong with them?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
I got to meet you? Going there for twenty seconds?
Someone's bashing on the door.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeh yeah, yeah, was waiting outside.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Excuse me? I want to come in and have sex
with you. Well, I don't know about that. Father.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Also, you know it would have to be with someone
you've never met before. Where wich is electricity and bang? Yeah,
if it's you know, if it's if you'd be married
for one hundred.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Years and let's shave it off on the toilet. It's
just no way I can get.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
That at home. Yeah, why would I bother? What about
disc golf?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Does disca It's like a frisbee, but instead of a
golf ball of clubs, you got the frisbee.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
And surely it's not eighteen holes. It'll take you ten
years to get around, wouldn't it.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Yeah, actually I think that would be dumb. What about
I used to rock at this at school when I
was in primary school. Four square handball?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
The handball is in the games, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:42):
So is it?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Well, regular handball would.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Be that's up against the wall. This is where you're driving.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
No, no, it's not because the wall don't have handball.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
It's like I think the Asians are very good out
at the Asian countries. It's like table tennis and you
have handball. And I think Harley once when he was
on the road beyond two thousand, spend a night. So
he told me that he met them in the bar.
It's been the night with them. The Norwegian women's handball team.
They couldn't tell they were women.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
For some time.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Did stop going to the toil big hands.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
They won?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Well, I just thought it because at school you had
the king. You know, you went jack?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
How does it go? But in school we used to
play with four squares.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
King, queen, a queen, king, So that's how it would be.
And you'd start off at dunce d and then jack
and then I don't know what you're talking queen and
then king and then you'd be the king the court.
What about ferret legging? Didn't you go ferreting with my grandfather?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah? Which could you be an Olympic champ at that?
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Well, we had to get the ferret.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
We put it down the rabbit hole and the ferret
would chase the rabbit out of the whole. Granddad would
have a net at the end of it and the
rabbit would come in there, and you'd get a pen knife,
just the end of the pen knife the handle, and
bunk it, stun the rabbit and then get his pen
knife and cut its head clean.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Off, right, And then would you eat it?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
And you throw the corpse at us and gay boys,
let's go and make some dinner and would you eat it? Yeah,
and we eat it. I can't eat rabbits to this
day because of that. Well, I just think it's a
bit gamey.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
So you didn't mind the theatrics in ferreting, you put
a ferret down your pants.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Remember this was when I was on the midday show.
This was the big crazy.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
You get someone in, you'd stick a ferret down their pants.
You tie your trousers tight at the end, and stick
a ferret down your pants. And that's what went as
entertainment on television.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
And did you have to say to Ray Ray, we
did that last week. Come on, Ray, you're only in
it for the ferret ry. Please stop with the ferret.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Would you do thumb wars?
Speaker 5 (18:38):
It's not visually spectacular.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Well, not all Olympics are.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I like the idea of chest boxing. Yeah, they play
chess and then they box. I think that's good.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
So it's brain and brawn.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, I like that. I think that'd be a good
thing as well.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I'd like that wordle Olympic wordle, I'd be very good.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Well, I watched that every day while I'm doing this show.
When I do wordle, you were your tongue poking out
of the corner.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
You man.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Very good at it.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
I did think of it in the comments and had
a bad polusion and digging white over.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
As it.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Here's the thing again, Please.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Okay we had a prowo here, Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
We're looking at it.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I have no desire to go to space.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No another do I.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
And often when I was at beyond two thousand, people
would say, would you like to go into space?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
It's not offering me the opportunity.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Were just saying, as someone worked on a science show,
would this be an amazing new frontier for you?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
And you know what puts me off A couple of things. Claustrophobia.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Yeah, sure.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Also when you see them train that's spinner intery thing
that's centrified to see if they're going to throw up.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
You know, I once went on the rotor with bad results.
There's no way I could do it.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Is that because you stuffed your bra with socks to
appear more boosomy?
Speaker 7 (19:52):
That happened to my friend Vanessa, if you don't mind.
Another friend of mine was on the rotor. This is
where you spin around and the floor drops down.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
You stick to the wall.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
He went on with someone who would eating a tune
of sandwich and came out and went voomper and stuck
straight to the space next to his face. So the
inching towards Ah, why don't you want to go into space.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
I just feel that there's a lot of risk involved
you're out there.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
You've seen you ride a bike print.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Well, I have a lot of risk in my life.
I ride a motorcycle every day, and I think that's
enough risk for me.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
But you're really stuck if you're out there, and it
would be like going in a bath escape under the sea.
I'm a big Titanic perv as you know, but I
wouldn't want to go down in a bath escape.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
It's anoth escape. That's what they got out of the Titanic.
I've never heard that word a bath escape. It's you know,
it's a deep water vessel.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
That one that they sent down when all those people
are unfortunately crushed to death, was not a bath escape.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
That was like a poor man's version of that.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Either way, no, thank you, not for me. And all
the movies we see is where things go wrong in space.
No one's going to make a movie about. Wasn't that wonderful? Well,
how about the NASA astronauts who are trapped right now
in space.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
They're not in danger, but they were supposed to be
there for eight day, an.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Eight day cruise, and they've been there for sixty days,
a two month saga for the NASA astronauts Sunita Williams
and Butch Willmore, and it looks like it's not ending
anytime soon. So they've been on a spacecraft. Is that
what we call it, called the star Liner yep. It
launched June five, and it was supposed to spend just
a little over a week at the International Space Station
(21:25):
before coming back.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
But it sort of has had some glitches. So they're
not in danger.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
They're not inside that tiny spacecraft. They're in the International
Space Station, which I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Think is probably much bigger.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Yeah, so they've been in the International Space Station doing activities,
doing research, doing system maintenance, all the stuff. But now
the fact that there's been some multiple helium leaks and
thruster failures.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I hate it when there's thruster failures.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
This has raised concerns about the spacecraft's safety for a
return journey, so it keeps being delayed and delayed. This
is my idea of hell, it's being up in space
and here you're stuck there. I can barely breathe just
reading this story. So this is how they might have
to be rescued. There's something called the SpaceX crew Dragon.
That's Elon Musk's space people. Yeah, they might that's also
(22:14):
docked there. That might be able to bring them home,
or they might have to hitch a ride on the
next crew Dragon mission. It was delayed to September and
it could return in February twenty five, so an eight
day trip might end up being from June to February.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Well, good news for you, they'll be back in time
for your birthday.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
There's always an that would make them happy to know, that,
wouldn't it. You're right, I'll give them a message
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Kids, that's up today, come back tomorrow from there, Johns
and Demanders got round floor from recovery
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