August 2, 2025 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
Everybody man's cutting, Everybody's gotten real flo It's the tiny
Real Food.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's Monday and totally and on the cutting room floor.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Well, there's a bunch of stories that I have here
and I like to liken this to the Choose your
own Adventure. Okay, first one, do you take the Path
A and end up meeting the pirate smugglers.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Or Path B and I walk the plank?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Well, no, that's the pirate smugglers that's in Path A,
Path B ward? Or do you go into the enchanted
forest I see and be taken roughly by the.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yes please Path B Brenda.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I've got two stories here.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
One is path A ugly family feud over Sydney real
estate business. A daughter has taken her parents to court
after claiming she was promised the family real estate agency
in Sydney's Eastern suburbs in return for working they're unpaid
or cereal ass sniff for arrested. A man has been
arrested multiple times for sniffing women's rare ends while in public.
(01:36):
Was arrested again this week for the same crime that one.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I want that one.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You want to tread that path?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Can we do, Bothy? What's what? What more is there
to the story about the botpot sniffer? Well, having said
that we.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Do a lot of on this, there's not much to
this story. Really.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
How does he do it? Does he just walk up
to people and bend down and sniff.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's what I asked, Yeah, and so it seems to
be that's the case.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
So you'll be standing at the at the counter and
he comes more and pretending to drop a pen or something,
and then he gets a good old sniff of the
pod pot.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You know, as perversions go. It's not a will known one,
is it. No, it's not perfect in anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, so you would do it.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'm pretty sure he does it surreptitiously, clearly, not surreptitiously enough.
But when officers arrived on the scenes, they were informed
that the suspect had already left the department store, so
he moved on right.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
They were able to crack the case.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
They found him in the cheese department. That's like, heaven, well,
should we go to the state. That's pretty much that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Let's go to the real estate story.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
So a daughter was taking her parents to court, so
she was promised the family's real estate agency in Sydney's
eastern Subviecces.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It would be very lucrative by the sound of it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well, yeah, she was working.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Her father promised her she would end up a rich
little girl if she worked at Natural real Estate without pay,
and was promised both the business and the family home
in East Lakes.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh god, it's East Lakes. Take with that what you will,
meaning when.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You still a free house, a free home, a free home. Yeah,
and in a real estate business. And how long did
she work there for free?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
It doesn't actually go on to say that, but she
worked there for some time. The deal was he was
going to retire in twenty eighteen, then she would get
the business and eventually the home I'm presuming after the
mum and dad passed away. This became quite complicated because
in twenty eighteen he sold the business to Century twenty
(03:40):
one real Estate and she gave this young lady five
thousand dollars from the sale.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So, I don't know, quite the same as a multimillion
dollar business.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah, So the lady said, well, I perhaps could have
worked somewhere else and made my own wage and made
my own way in life.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
What was his excuse for doing that?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Well, then the next thing happened in twenty twenty two.
He sold the family home because he wanted to fund
his retirement.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
He'd also split up as well. It would see.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
See this is the thing. Everyone thinks you can have
all of this, but you come to your own retirement,
you go, actually, I need more money than I thought
I did.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You can't rely on your parents.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
So she's suing him. Yep, yeah, well she was a
fool for working for free exactly. And so this is
in court, now, is it?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's in court. It's happening.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's sad one to hear about families suing each other.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, well, you know it happens. But if you're in
a family business, you've got to be mindful of that's.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Got to be mindful that you draw a wage. Don't
let dad say I'm going to make you a rich
little girl. Now go and file this.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You know in life what I found. You've got to
get out there. You've got to put your nose.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
To the grindstone or to the boot.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Put this, buddy, It's time for Chelsea and Room for
on the cutting room floor today. And we've got nothing
to do with ass sniffing today. Yesterday we had some
ass sniffing, not from you or mess that's right, yeah,
(05:05):
and none of that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Can I ask you this, Are you a big complainer?
Because I saw a podcast the other day where two
men were talking, and I think that one of them
is a psychologist or life coach, and he said if
he goes to a restaurant and he orders a medium
rare steak and they bring him an overcooked piece of chicken,
he doesn't complain. And the other guy said he doesn't either,
and they said, not being a complainer is the route
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to happiness. Yeah, my mother means you don't look for
those micro aggressions.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I can't eat.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I can't go out to dinner with my mother because
she is a serial complainer and always has been the
sort of person.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
We're going to the restaurant. Can we move these chairs?
Can we move these jobs? Can you shut that? Can
you do this?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I couldn't tolerate well.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
The last time we went out for dinner, she sent
the steak back.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
This is after she's moved the whole restaurant around.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Then she sent the steak Back, and I went, oh
my god, it's just I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I'm tired of you're winging.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And I said, my wingy and she said you're winging
about my wingy.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
And I went, see it has impacted you. Because if
I'm out with you and I've got a spoon that's covered,
that's covered in human hair, you just wipe it off
and you use it if I ever, so I can
have another spin. And I'm not a complainer. You go, oh,
you guys say this is because of your mother. You
don't tolerate any you don't tolerate any complaint at all.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, well you know, someone can bring me pool on
a plate and I go, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I remember that next time you come around for dinner.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You're gonna makee put on the plate again again, I know, And.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I'm going to put human hair all over this.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I feel like pull on a plate tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
There's a woman here who has gone to what's that
restaurant called.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Out back at Back steakhouse?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Steakhouse, But not in Australia.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
There's only one left in Australia.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Did it start in Australia? No, No, it's not in Australia.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Ironically, it's an American phrase.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's not pretending to be Australian.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yes they are.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
There's Gay mc dundee in town for a few days,
those sort of ways for American. It's an Australian themed
restaurant with Australian food, but it's not Australian food is
we would know it?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Remember the and I'll get back to the steakhouse in
a moment. Remember the Edga Pub, Yeah, that's that's still going.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
There was trouble with that.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
There was a licensing rule with the guy that did
the actual Edamoga Pub cartoon.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Remember that it was in the post because it.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Would make no sense to anyone today because we don't have.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
That car on a current affair saying all these walls
are out of whack, mate, you've got did.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You not have a level when you built this place?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Like going to the Fred Bassett Cafe and how did
you get that car on the roof?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm sorry, I don't understand the reference.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Well, it's a cartoon that's been made into a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, but incredibly unfunny relevant?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Did you call irrelevant?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Fred Bassett Cafe. Fred Bassett was incredibly unfunny.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I never said he was Moga. Pub was never funny.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh yeah it was. It was not funny as funny.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I remember funny.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It was okay, it wasn't piss your pants funny.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But we were going to try and have not an
awful podcast today.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
But if you put it up against Fred Bassett, it's funny. Okay,
here's the let me just.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Kathy Cafe.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Okay, Kathy, Okay, the triumphant woman, I'm funny.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Strip is funny?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay, what's funny?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Wizard of Oz? That was funny?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Esthetic, but yes, I do like it. Calvin and Hobbs, Yes,
what else? And thoughtful?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
That's all. I never liked him.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Hey, the horrible right? No, Hagar was all right?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Ginger makes I've got a bet in my head you'll
mention next. What about Sarsteria Blonde? I knew what you had,
the two dimensional woman.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well, Blondy was smoking on. What are you jealous of Blondie?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Jealous? How does it? You're a creep?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Creep? She just did all the work around the house,
and I will work for you.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You got newspaper stains all over your undies.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
My dad would sleep on the lounge and she looked
great in a papal dress.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So anyway, let's get back to the outback steakhouse. This
woman said she sent she's posted a review. I'm absolutely livid.
My husband drove all the way to pick up our
our back order and new people forgot in capitals the
bloomin onion. That was the only thing I wanted.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So she's actually American using the Australian ling.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
And then later on she's so she gave it one star.
There's another review from her later on she's given it
five stars, and she said, my fat husband ate the
bloomin onion in the car and lied, I'm sorry, I
don't know how to delete reviews.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
So he's eating the onion right out of the burger.
Wouldn't have happened in Blondie's day.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Well maybe they were onion rings.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
The onion rings.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah. I remember once we'd moved Harley and I had
moved into our first time and we were having a
barbecue and I ordered some white plastic furniture, as was
the affordable, affordable stylings in those days. And we're having
people over on a Sunday and I specifically asked them
to drop it off on a Saturday, because I thought,
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therefore it'll be here for the barbecue on Sunday. All
day Saturday, I'm waiting, waiting, waiting. Finally, I thought, what's
going to happen? The only reason I bought it from
them was because they could deliver today. So late in
the afternoon I phoned them up. I phoned up, I
think it might have been David Jones, right, And I.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Said it would have been expensive plastic chairs.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Expensive plastic David Jones or from some shop, okay, And
I said, what's happened? Where are they? And I don't
normally lose my temper and I didn't lose my temper,
But I said, the only reason I ordered them, you said,
when I started to panic, we had people arriving the
next day and there's a silence, and they said, you
sure you didn't get them from Meyer? And I had
a flash that yes I had. And that moment goes
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through your head where you go, do I just hang
up or do I apologize?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I said, I'm sorry and then hung up. I did
a bit of Golomet and a bit from Colin b.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
And that's the most piss I'm sorry, clonk.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Isel and the men is cutting floor, it's Chelsey. And
the man that is cutting floor, it's Chelsey and the
man is cutting floor.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
On the cutting room floor. Today we find let's talk.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
About chat GPT, gt tpp PTC was that dptes LBG.
Let's talk about that.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Okay, what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
How that I had to redo my insurance and it's
CTP and I kept calling it chat GTP. It's very
confusing chat GPT. My son uses a lot for for example,
remember when I told you he burned himself on the bottom,
but by he and his mates branded each other when
they're at a twenty first why wouldn't they be classic
on an open fire? And he used chat GTP to
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give him some medical advice and it was amazing. He
was telling me about it and he had these caluses
on his from the gym, and he said, look at this,
took a screenshot of it, send it to chat GPT
while I sitting next to him, and it came back saying,
looks like they're calouses from the gym. Here's how you
should treat it. Blah blah blah. Amazing. Anita and I
Anita McGregor and I did part of a podcast on
this for Double a Chattery. The people are turning to
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chat GTP to have a psychologist in your pocket. And
some people are saying it's great, you can get an appointment,
it's cheap, they're a good company. They tell you stuff.
But as Anita, as a qualified psychologist, would say, you're
not dealing with a human being, a person who can
see nuance, you can see the bigger picture. There was
a classic story of someone who said I think I'm
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going to throw myself off a cliff and CHATTP said,
well that's great, nlest you're getting in the great outdoors.
So they don't always understand context.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Sure, sure, but I've got a list here.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Do you ever use it? I've never used it.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
No, I've only used it for demonstration purposes, just to say.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
For example, that young fella that was doing stand up
comedy of Made of Mine's mate son was doing it
have lost about how to just stand up comedy?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
And this other fellow ring me and said you've got
any tips for him?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
And I said, well, he's as he funny, And then
I said, as jagers, just look up chat GPT and
I typed in chat, chat GPT, open mic night five.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Minute routine and it kind of gave a bit of
a framework of what you can do.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
And the thing is I could type it in, I'd
get a different response. You could type it in four times,
each time would be different. This is why it's very
hard for educators to know, Like you've there's plagiarism software
to tell the students plagiarizing, but it's very hard to
tell of us chat GTP. But this is a list
of some of the things that people have used chat
have gone to for chat GTP.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, okay, what do we go?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And I love this about this. I got sick of
my college students using chat p GPT YEP to write
their essays, so I used chat GPT to grade.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh I wonder how that went.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
See, But they're pretending that I got sick of them
doing it so as a sign of something that she
just stopped having a holiday and mark my papers.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's just mark my papers. Just bots with bots, bots.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Media that's Cybernet's and it could be more meta, meaning
smaller and up its own bot pot.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah for a bot.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I recorded an argument with my ex and asked chat
GPT if I was being manipulated. I got a full
analysis of every manipulation and gaslighting technique that he used.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Ooh, that's curious.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I forgot to on sub yearly chat GPT plus. So
chat GPT wrote a letter to chat GPT for a
refund and I got it back.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
You're using chat GPT to get back at chat GPT.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I understand in your face.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I was so bored.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I asked chat gpt to create a Love Island episode
with a bunch of people I know, and it was
a drama on drama.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
That's good. There's no crabs either, well, no veneural diseases,
no VD with chat gpt.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
If we were in a Love Island episode, what do
you think would create it? Did you put in peace
people's personality traits and see what happens? Is that what
it was?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I would say narcissistic as well if I was to
write about you. I'm not narcissistic or self absorbed.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Only someone who's narcissistic would say that. How about this one?
My brother had to go to jail. Chat GPT found
a loophole in the law and my brother is now free.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Well, hello Ivan Malatt.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, they've written loophole just lap and then a capital
ho early, which sounds slightly prison. Is shit in jail.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Anyway, you're going to be on loophole this one.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I told it every single detail of every interaction I
had with my crush, my crash, so he could analyze,
so we could analyze if you liked me or not
when we started dating. Chat GPT was so excited for me.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
We need to be more creative in how we're going
to use it. All I all I use my phone
for is to google recipes. And if you go through
my photos, you'll just see wine labels that I've liked
and places I take photos over I've parked my car.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I'm that picture of your arm pit that is an out.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Pat Remember that one I took a photo a closp
of my arm pit was just a rank. It looked
like it was something very intimate. I looked very vag
and as a joke. Remember we did it on now.
I send it to my husband. He never received. I
don't know where it's gone.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
It's out there. It's out one. Only fair make you
more of a living than you probably is that a
freud in your pocket? Or are you just happy to
see me. Yeah, yeah, it sounds room for yeah, yeah, yeah,
I got something for the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Do you have trouble sleeping?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I go out like a light, and then when I
come home it's a different story. I go to sleep
very easily. Having said that, every now and then I'll
go through a phase where I'll wake up at exactly
the same time in the middle of the night, right
and not be able to get back to sleep.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
That's got an alarm clock.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
No, no, no, no, not to come into work. You
and I get up very early to come into work.
It's not that I might wake up at two point
fifteen and then for a week I'll wake up at
two fifteen and be awake for an hour. That's the
trick is getting back to sleep. A lot of people
can go to sleep. Getting back to sleep so hard.
Is that the bladder kick it in sometimes?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You know? They say that because sometimes it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
They say, how you feel you have to wee more
as you get older. The truth of it is apparently
that you wake more through the night as you get older,
and when you're awake you're aware of your bladder.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Of course, because if your kids, if you sleep so deeply.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That's right. If you can push through every time you
wake up thinking i'd better go to the loo, you'll
train your bladder to not need to be emptied.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
So often, so you don't wet yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, so you don't have to get out of bed
and go the loop. You sleep more, you can control it.
Your bladder doesn't constantly need empty.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
There's a hack that promises to get you back to
sleep instantly. What's that?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
And this is from a nurse, Jenna Kooch. She has
shared this with her followers call it the best sleeping hack. Ever,
then she doesn't say anything and it talks about these
statistics from her.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Or a ring?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
It's a ring that you wear that measures all your telemetry.
I believe I wears it on a fingerstart it or
a ring.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
So it's not something mystical. It's something that tracks your sleep.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, it's a sleep tracker. So I did a bit
more digging. I got one of the girls at the
typing pool to get the rest of this story.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Is this about the eye thing?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
I know this.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Tried this and I think it was well. I think, yeah,
but you've got your eyes closed. I'll do it with
my eyes open so you can see what I'm doing.
Brendan closed, your eyes have to be closed. You look
to the left with your eyes all the way if
your head straight or your eyes are closed, look to
the left with your eyeballs, to the right with your
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eyeballs yep up all the way down. Roll your eyes
to the left, roll your eyes to the right, and
if you maybe you need to do that a few times,
but it is exhaust your eyes and you only have
to do it a couple of times. And every time
I've tried that, I've gone back to sleep.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
It's disconcerting watching you do that. You look like one
of those crazy cat clocks. The tail swingers and the
eyes go side to side.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So I'm not sure if you do the eyes left
and right or round about first, but basically left to
right all the way across, then up and down all
the way up and down, all the way around, all
the way around the other way, and then take a
few deep breaths, and you may need to do it again,
but I reckon there's something about it focuses your mind
back into your brain somehow, okay, and it ties you out.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
A lot of that stuff's popping up in my algo.
That's my word for algorithm.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Okay, it's not your algorism, the Prime Minister.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Another one is if you haven't done a pood for
a few days, is what they say you do. You
sit on right like I am now in the bed, no, no, no,
wherever you are at home, in your chair or whatever,
and you pressure on your stomach here your left.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
So what I'm doing here?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
So you go here and you go almost on your waistline.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
You pushed down, and that's where your colon is, and
on both sides, and you go left right across to
the other side, so left to right or right to
left and then back again.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
So this so you're not pressing down, you're pressing across.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You're pressing. Your hand is going, you're massaging your colon.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Is pressing something kind of where you waistband and then
you press so you're doing a Napoleon too the left,
and a pole into the right, a.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Pole into the left, Napoleon into the left and apology.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
And then what does that do?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Well, I've got to go. But what's the works it
all through the system to do with sleep?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That did I do that?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Before you go to that's a sleep technique.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
No, that's a pooh technique.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
You're busted to do a pool or you have another
pood for a few days and drink lots of water,
which cud of well do but you do that, you
try it, but you.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Do metaw mucil dakeries every night, don't you festive? I
hope that's an umbrella in it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Excuse me, I've got a go.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Hey, happy body, Here is some more of John Zyn
and then this curtain move floor.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Hey, hey, have you body? Here is some more with.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Johnes a man molo on the cutting room floor today.
What do we find?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I saw a post that this is the headline Ozzies
are losing their minds over a horrifying US food staple.
Can we talk you through what was sure? It was
a picture of someone squashing a piece of American bread, yep.
And what happens is they squash it flat in their
hand and then it reopens to be the same shape again.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Like the leaf and oil of you land ads.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yes, exactly, Brendan, exactly like that. So this is supposed
to TikTok. Yeah, people are squishing slices of bread into
a ball, claiming that quote it bounces back like memory
foam because of all the additives in it?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Is this really well?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
It is?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It is and Australians have been because of all the
millions of additives. One woman said. A US woman said
she found that bread lift in her kitchen for eight
months had failed to develop any mold.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
That's not normal in Australia, We've got all this woke bread.
Now they took out the chemical two eight two.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Isn't that good though?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
That stops the mold, but also it causes a bit
of ADHD and the kids apparently.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
The lack of it the two eight two is what
so's taken it out.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, we've taken it out.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
So that's why when you go to say bakers to
delight in all those places, your bread doesn't last as
long because they've taken out the two eight to two.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
More of the commercial bakeries might have two eight two
in there.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well. Australians have responded to this by saying, in Australia,
when you put the bread in the shopping bag at
the checkout, it goes on top because if it's squished,
it's forever squished. Someone else said, in Australia, when you
spread and a teler on a slide. She put a
hole in it. I'm an Australian. I accidentally placed a
box of tissues on my bread. Leaving the grocery store.
Arrived time to a packet of bitter bread.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It was flatted.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I've got some bread here. I'm going to squash it.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You got a lot of bread.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I'm going to do it, demo. This is Australian bread.
It's commercial bread, so it's not special bakery bread.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Right, what grain is it? It's brown, brown bread.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I'm squashing it. Get ready?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Now, let's say it springs back.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Doesn't It doesn't. It stays as a scrunched up ball
of bread.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
No oil of ew Land leaf here.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Although the oil of view Lane commercials a leaf is
reinvigorated from a brown, crusty old leaf.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
If oil of view Land on this bread, would it
be delicious? Who knows? I could throw this at you.
It's become like a rock.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I don't want to notice you, but you know.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
And the thing is, we all complain when our bread
goes off, or exactly when it gets squished. But aren't
we lucky? Because if your bread reopens like memory foam,
you think what the hell's in that? How many numbers
are in that?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
When you go up to America and you have their bread.
It's good, though, isn't it? That bread is really good,
especially their roles.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well, you could put your teeth into it and it'd
hold that shape forever your memory. You may have bite
into a mattress. I know you like to do on
holidays as well. You know, I don't even know what
that means.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Where is this coming from? You've just run straight to
grubby town and made a fool of yourself.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
You're just showing off.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Now go to your showing off in front of your friends.
That's all you're doing. Maybe if there's some two A
two in that bread, we'd know you'd be going nuts.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
You know what's annoying? That's the last of the bread.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I'm sorry when you've crunched up our last piece. Sorry
about And I don't eat white bread because you know
what they.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Say, white bread closer to dead white of the bread,
the closer to what's the one about sugar? There's something similar,
a tablespoon of white death or something like that.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I know not to ask for it if I'm in jail,
or if someone ask for it.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
What does that mean.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Sugar in jail is oral sex.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
So if a large person comes up to you and says, hey,
you got any sugar, don't Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Got plenty, it'll rot your teeth.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Let me just get my oil of you.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
M hmmmm M. Dude, I put that new coffee.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
What okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
Everybody man's cutting, Everybody's gotten real flo It's the tiny
Real Food.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's Monday and totally and on the cutting room floor.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Well, there's a bunch of stories that I have here
and I like to liken this to the Choose your
own Adventure. Okay, first one, do you take the Path
A and end up meeting the pirate smugglers.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Or Path B and I walk the plank?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Well, no, that's the pirate smugglers that's in Path A,
Path B ward? Or do you go into the enchanted
forest I see and be taken roughly by the.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yes please Path B Brenda.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I've got two stories here.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
One is path A ugly family feud over Sydney real
estate business. A daughter has taken her parents to court
after claiming she was promised the family real estate agency
in Sydney's Eastern suburbs in return for working they're unpaid
or cereal ass sniff for arrested. A man has been
arrested multiple times for sniffing women's rare ends while in public.
(01:36):
Was arrested again this week for the same crime that one.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I want that one.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You want to tread that path?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Can we do, Bothy? What's what? What more is there
to the story about the botpot sniffer? Well, having said
that we.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Do a lot of on this, there's not much to
this story. Really.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
How does he do it? Does he just walk up
to people and bend down and sniff.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's what I asked, Yeah, and so it seems to
be that's the case.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
So you'll be standing at the at the counter and
he comes more and pretending to drop a pen or something,
and then he gets a good old sniff of the
pod pot.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You know, as perversions go. It's not a will known one,
is it. No, it's not perfect in anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, so you would do it.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'm pretty sure he does it surreptitiously, clearly, not surreptitiously enough.
But when officers arrived on the scenes, they were informed
that the suspect had already left the department store, so
he moved on right.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
They were able to crack the case.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
They found him in the cheese department. That's like, heaven, well,
should we go to the state. That's pretty much that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Let's go to the real estate story.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
So a daughter was taking her parents to court, so
she was promised the family's real estate agency in Sydney's
eastern Subviecces.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It would be very lucrative by the sound of it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well, yeah, she was working.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Her father promised her she would end up a rich
little girl if she worked at Natural real Estate without pay,
and was promised both the business and the family home
in East Lakes.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh god, it's East Lakes. Take with that what you will,
meaning when.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You still a free house, a free home, a free home. Yeah,
and in a real estate business. And how long did
she work there for free?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
It doesn't actually go on to say that, but she
worked there for some time. The deal was he was
going to retire in twenty eighteen, then she would get
the business and eventually the home I'm presuming after the
mum and dad passed away. This became quite complicated because
in twenty eighteen he sold the business to Century twenty
(03:40):
one real Estate and she gave this young lady five
thousand dollars from the sale.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So, I don't know, quite the same as a multimillion
dollar business.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah, So the lady said, well, I perhaps could have
worked somewhere else and made my own wage and made
my own way in life.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
What was his excuse for doing that?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Well, then the next thing happened in twenty twenty two.
He sold the family home because he wanted to fund
his retirement.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
He'd also split up as well. It would see.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
See this is the thing. Everyone thinks you can have
all of this, but you come to your own retirement,
you go, actually, I need more money than I thought
I did.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You can't rely on your parents.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
So she's suing him. Yep, yeah, well she was a
fool for working for free exactly. And so this is
in court, now, is it?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's in court. It's happening.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's sad one to hear about families suing each other.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, well, you know it happens. But if you're in
a family business, you've got to be mindful of that's.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Got to be mindful that you draw a wage. Don't
let dad say I'm going to make you a rich
little girl. Now go and file this.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You know in life what I found. You've got to
get out there. You've got to put your nose.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
To the grindstone or to the boot.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Put this, buddy, It's time for Chelsea and Room for
on the cutting room floor today. And we've got nothing
to do with ass sniffing today. Yesterday we had some
ass sniffing, not from you or mess that's right, yeah,
(05:05):
and none of that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Can I ask you this, Are you a big complainer?
Because I saw a podcast the other day where two
men were talking, and I think that one of them
is a psychologist or life coach, and he said if
he goes to a restaurant and he orders a medium
rare steak and they bring him an overcooked piece of chicken,
he doesn't complain. And the other guy said he doesn't either,
and they said, not being a complainer is the route
(05:29):
to happiness. Yeah, my mother means you don't look for
those micro aggressions.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I can't eat.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I can't go out to dinner with my mother because
she is a serial complainer and always has been the
sort of person.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
We're going to the restaurant. Can we move these chairs?
Can we move these jobs? Can you shut that? Can
you do this?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I couldn't tolerate well.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
The last time we went out for dinner, she sent
the steak back.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
This is after she's moved the whole restaurant around.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Then she sent the steak Back, and I went, oh
my god, it's just I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I'm tired of you're winging.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And I said, my wingy and she said you're winging
about my wingy.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
And I went, see it has impacted you. Because if
I'm out with you and I've got a spoon that's covered,
that's covered in human hair, you just wipe it off
and you use it if I ever, so I can
have another spin. And I'm not a complainer. You go, oh,
you guys say this is because of your mother. You
don't tolerate any you don't tolerate any complaint at all.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, well you know, someone can bring me pool on
a plate and I go, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I remember that next time you come around for dinner.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You're gonna makee put on the plate again again, I know, And.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I'm going to put human hair all over this.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I feel like pull on a plate tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
There's a woman here who has gone to what's that
restaurant called.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Out back at Back steakhouse?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Steakhouse, But not in Australia.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
There's only one left in Australia.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Did it start in Australia? No, No, it's not in Australia.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Ironically, it's an American phrase.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's not pretending to be Australian.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yes they are.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
There's Gay mc dundee in town for a few days,
those sort of ways for American. It's an Australian themed
restaurant with Australian food, but it's not Australian food is
we would know it?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Remember the and I'll get back to the steakhouse in
a moment. Remember the Edga Pub, Yeah, that's that's still going.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
There was trouble with that.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
There was a licensing rule with the guy that did
the actual Edamoga Pub cartoon.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Remember that it was in the post because it.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Would make no sense to anyone today because we don't have.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
That car on a current affair saying all these walls
are out of whack, mate, you've got did.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You not have a level when you built this place?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Like going to the Fred Bassett Cafe and how did
you get that car on the roof?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm sorry, I don't understand the reference.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Well, it's a cartoon that's been made into a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, but incredibly unfunny relevant?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Did you call irrelevant?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Fred Bassett Cafe. Fred Bassett was incredibly unfunny.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I never said he was Moga. Pub was never funny.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh yeah it was. It was not funny as funny.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I remember funny.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It was okay, it wasn't piss your pants funny.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But we were going to try and have not an
awful podcast today.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
But if you put it up against Fred Bassett, it's funny. Okay,
here's the let me just.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Kathy Cafe.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Okay, Kathy, Okay, the triumphant woman, I'm funny.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Strip is funny?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay, what's funny?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Wizard of Oz? That was funny?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Esthetic, but yes, I do like it. Calvin and Hobbs, Yes,
what else? And thoughtful?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
That's all. I never liked him.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Hey, the horrible right? No, Hagar was all right?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Ginger makes I've got a bet in my head you'll
mention next. What about Sarsteria Blonde? I knew what you had,
the two dimensional woman.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well, Blondy was smoking on. What are you jealous of Blondie?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Jealous? How does it? You're a creep?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Creep? She just did all the work around the house,
and I will work for you.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You got newspaper stains all over your undies.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
My dad would sleep on the lounge and she looked
great in a papal dress.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So anyway, let's get back to the outback steakhouse. This
woman said she sent she's posted a review. I'm absolutely livid.
My husband drove all the way to pick up our
our back order and new people forgot in capitals the
bloomin onion. That was the only thing I wanted.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So she's actually American using the Australian ling.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
And then later on she's so she gave it one star.
There's another review from her later on she's given it
five stars, and she said, my fat husband ate the
bloomin onion in the car and lied, I'm sorry, I
don't know how to delete reviews.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
So he's eating the onion right out of the burger.
Wouldn't have happened in Blondie's day.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Well maybe they were onion rings.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
The onion rings.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah. I remember once we'd moved Harley and I had
moved into our first time and we were having a
barbecue and I ordered some white plastic furniture, as was
the affordable, affordable stylings in those days. And we're having
people over on a Sunday and I specifically asked them
to drop it off on a Saturday, because I thought,
(10:13):
therefore it'll be here for the barbecue on Sunday. All
day Saturday, I'm waiting, waiting, waiting. Finally, I thought, what's
going to happen? The only reason I bought it from
them was because they could deliver today. So late in
the afternoon I phoned them up. I phoned up, I
think it might have been David Jones, right, And I.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Said it would have been expensive plastic chairs.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Expensive plastic David Jones or from some shop, okay, And
I said, what's happened? Where are they? And I don't
normally lose my temper and I didn't lose my temper,
But I said, the only reason I ordered them, you said,
when I started to panic, we had people arriving the
next day and there's a silence, and they said, you
sure you didn't get them from Meyer? And I had
a flash that yes I had. And that moment goes
(10:55):
through your head where you go, do I just hang
up or do I apologize?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I said, I'm sorry and then hung up. I did
a bit of Golomet and a bit from Colin b.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
And that's the most piss I'm sorry, clonk.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Isel and the men is cutting floor, it's Chelsey. And
the man that is cutting floor, it's Chelsey and the
man is cutting floor.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
On the cutting room floor. Today we find let's talk.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
About chat GPT, gt tpp PTC was that dptes LBG.
Let's talk about that.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Okay, what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
How that I had to redo my insurance and it's
CTP and I kept calling it chat GTP. It's very
confusing chat GPT. My son uses a lot for for example,
remember when I told you he burned himself on the bottom,
but by he and his mates branded each other when
they're at a twenty first why wouldn't they be classic
on an open fire? And he used chat GTP to
(12:04):
give him some medical advice and it was amazing. He
was telling me about it and he had these caluses
on his from the gym, and he said, look at this,
took a screenshot of it, send it to chat GPT
while I sitting next to him, and it came back saying,
looks like they're calouses from the gym. Here's how you
should treat it. Blah blah blah. Amazing. Anita and I
Anita McGregor and I did part of a podcast on
this for Double a Chattery. The people are turning to
(12:25):
chat GTP to have a psychologist in your pocket. And
some people are saying it's great, you can get an appointment,
it's cheap, they're a good company. They tell you stuff.
But as Anita, as a qualified psychologist, would say, you're
not dealing with a human being, a person who can
see nuance, you can see the bigger picture. There was
a classic story of someone who said I think I'm
(12:47):
going to throw myself off a cliff and CHATTP said,
well that's great, nlest you're getting in the great outdoors.
So they don't always understand context.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Sure, sure, but I've got a list here.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Do you ever use it? I've never used it.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
No, I've only used it for demonstration purposes, just to say.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
For example, that young fella that was doing stand up
comedy of Made of Mine's mate son was doing it
have lost about how to just stand up comedy?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
And this other fellow ring me and said you've got
any tips for him?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
And I said, well, he's as he funny, And then
I said, as jagers, just look up chat GPT and
I typed in chat, chat GPT, open mic night five.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Minute routine and it kind of gave a bit of
a framework of what you can do.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
And the thing is I could type it in, I'd
get a different response. You could type it in four times,
each time would be different. This is why it's very
hard for educators to know, Like you've there's plagiarism software
to tell the students plagiarizing, but it's very hard to
tell of us chat GTP. But this is a list
of some of the things that people have used chat
have gone to for chat GTP.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, okay, what do we go?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And I love this about this. I got sick of
my college students using chat p GPT YEP to write
their essays, so I used chat GPT to grade.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh I wonder how that went.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
See, But they're pretending that I got sick of them
doing it so as a sign of something that she
just stopped having a holiday and mark my papers.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's just mark my papers. Just bots with bots, bots.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Media that's Cybernet's and it could be more meta, meaning
smaller and up its own bot pot.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah for a bot.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I recorded an argument with my ex and asked chat
GPT if I was being manipulated. I got a full
analysis of every manipulation and gaslighting technique that he used.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Ooh, that's curious.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I forgot to on sub yearly chat GPT plus. So
chat GPT wrote a letter to chat GPT for a
refund and I got it back.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
You're using chat GPT to get back at chat GPT.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I understand in your face.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I was so bored.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I asked chat gpt to create a Love Island episode
with a bunch of people I know, and it was
a drama on drama.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
That's good. There's no crabs either, well, no veneural diseases,
no VD with chat gpt.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
If we were in a Love Island episode, what do
you think would create it? Did you put in peace
people's personality traits and see what happens? Is that what
it was?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I would say narcissistic as well if I was to
write about you. I'm not narcissistic or self absorbed.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Only someone who's narcissistic would say that. How about this one?
My brother had to go to jail. Chat GPT found
a loophole in the law and my brother is now free.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Well, hello Ivan Malatt.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, they've written loophole just lap and then a capital
ho early, which sounds slightly prison. Is shit in jail.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Anyway, you're going to be on loophole this one.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I told it every single detail of every interaction I
had with my crush, my crash, so he could analyze,
so we could analyze if you liked me or not
when we started dating. Chat GPT was so excited for me.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
We need to be more creative in how we're going
to use it. All I all I use my phone
for is to google recipes. And if you go through
my photos, you'll just see wine labels that I've liked
and places I take photos over I've parked my car.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I'm that picture of your arm pit that is an out.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Pat Remember that one I took a photo a closp
of my arm pit was just a rank. It looked
like it was something very intimate. I looked very vag
and as a joke. Remember we did it on now.
I send it to my husband. He never received. I
don't know where it's gone.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
It's out there. It's out one. Only fair make you
more of a living than you probably is that a
freud in your pocket? Or are you just happy to
see me. Yeah, yeah, it sounds room for yeah, yeah, yeah,
I got something for the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Do you have trouble sleeping?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I go out like a light, and then when I
come home it's a different story. I go to sleep
very easily. Having said that, every now and then I'll
go through a phase where I'll wake up at exactly
the same time in the middle of the night, right
and not be able to get back to sleep.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
That's got an alarm clock.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
No, no, no, no, not to come into work. You
and I get up very early to come into work.
It's not that I might wake up at two point
fifteen and then for a week I'll wake up at
two fifteen and be awake for an hour. That's the
trick is getting back to sleep. A lot of people
can go to sleep. Getting back to sleep so hard.
Is that the bladder kick it in sometimes?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You know? They say that because sometimes it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
They say, how you feel you have to wee more
as you get older. The truth of it is apparently
that you wake more through the night as you get older,
and when you're awake you're aware of your bladder.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Of course, because if your kids, if you sleep so deeply.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That's right. If you can push through every time you
wake up thinking i'd better go to the loo, you'll
train your bladder to not need to be emptied.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
So often, so you don't wet yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, so you don't have to get out of bed
and go the loop. You sleep more, you can control it.
Your bladder doesn't constantly need empty.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
There's a hack that promises to get you back to
sleep instantly. What's that?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
And this is from a nurse, Jenna Kooch. She has
shared this with her followers call it the best sleeping hack. Ever,
then she doesn't say anything and it talks about these
statistics from her.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Or a ring?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
It's a ring that you wear that measures all your telemetry.
I believe I wears it on a fingerstart it or
a ring.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
So it's not something mystical. It's something that tracks your sleep.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, it's a sleep tracker. So I did a bit
more digging. I got one of the girls at the
typing pool to get the rest of this story.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Is this about the eye thing?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
I know this.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Tried this and I think it was well. I think, yeah,
but you've got your eyes closed. I'll do it with
my eyes open so you can see what I'm doing.
Brendan closed, your eyes have to be closed. You look
to the left with your eyes all the way if
your head straight or your eyes are closed, look to
the left with your eyeballs, to the right with your
(18:55):
eyeballs yep up all the way down. Roll your eyes
to the left, roll your eyes to the right, and
if you maybe you need to do that a few times,
but it is exhaust your eyes and you only have
to do it a couple of times. And every time
I've tried that, I've gone back to sleep.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
It's disconcerting watching you do that. You look like one
of those crazy cat clocks. The tail swingers and the
eyes go side to side.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So I'm not sure if you do the eyes left
and right or round about first, but basically left to
right all the way across, then up and down all
the way up and down, all the way around, all
the way around the other way, and then take a
few deep breaths, and you may need to do it again,
but I reckon there's something about it focuses your mind
back into your brain somehow, okay, and it ties you out.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
A lot of that stuff's popping up in my algo.
That's my word for algorithm.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Okay, it's not your algorism, the Prime Minister.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Another one is if you haven't done a pood for
a few days, is what they say you do. You
sit on right like I am now in the bed, no, no, no,
wherever you are at home, in your chair or whatever,
and you pressure on your stomach here your left.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
So what I'm doing here?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
So you go here and you go almost on your waistline.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
You pushed down, and that's where your colon is, and
on both sides, and you go left right across to
the other side, so left to right or right to
left and then back again.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
So this so you're not pressing down, you're pressing across.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You're pressing. Your hand is going, you're massaging your colon.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Is pressing something kind of where you waistband and then
you press so you're doing a Napoleon too the left,
and a pole into the right, a.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Pole into the left, Napoleon into the left and apology.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
And then what does that do?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Well, I've got to go. But what's the works it
all through the system to do with sleep?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That did I do that?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Before you go to that's a sleep technique.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
No, that's a pooh technique.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
You're busted to do a pool or you have another
pood for a few days and drink lots of water,
which cud of well do but you do that, you
try it, but you.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Do metaw mucil dakeries every night, don't you festive? I
hope that's an umbrella in it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Excuse me, I've got a go.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Hey, happy body, Here is some more of John Zyn
and then this curtain move floor.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Hey, hey, have you body? Here is some more with.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Johnes a man molo on the cutting room floor today.
What do we find?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I saw a post that this is the headline Ozzies
are losing their minds over a horrifying US food staple.
Can we talk you through what was sure? It was
a picture of someone squashing a piece of American bread, yep.
And what happens is they squash it flat in their
hand and then it reopens to be the same shape again.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Like the leaf and oil of you land ads.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yes, exactly, Brendan, exactly like that. So this is supposed
to TikTok. Yeah, people are squishing slices of bread into
a ball, claiming that quote it bounces back like memory
foam because of all the additives in it?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Is this really well?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
It is?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It is and Australians have been because of all the
millions of additives. One woman said. A US woman said
she found that bread lift in her kitchen for eight
months had failed to develop any mold.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
That's not normal in Australia, We've got all this woke bread.
Now they took out the chemical two eight two.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Isn't that good though?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
That stops the mold, but also it causes a bit
of ADHD and the kids apparently.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
The lack of it the two eight two is what
so's taken it out.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, we've taken it out.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
So that's why when you go to say bakers to
delight in all those places, your bread doesn't last as
long because they've taken out the two eight to two.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
More of the commercial bakeries might have two eight two
in there.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well. Australians have responded to this by saying, in Australia,
when you put the bread in the shopping bag at
the checkout, it goes on top because if it's squished,
it's forever squished. Someone else said, in Australia, when you
spread and a teler on a slide. She put a
hole in it. I'm an Australian. I accidentally placed a
box of tissues on my bread. Leaving the grocery store.
Arrived time to a packet of bitter bread.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It was flatted.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I've got some bread here. I'm going to squash it.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You got a lot of bread.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I'm going to do it, demo. This is Australian bread.
It's commercial bread, so it's not special bakery bread.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Right, what grain is it? It's brown, brown bread.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I'm squashing it. Get ready?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Now, let's say it springs back.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Doesn't It doesn't. It stays as a scrunched up ball
of bread.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
No oil of ew Land leaf here.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Although the oil of view Lane commercials a leaf is
reinvigorated from a brown, crusty old leaf.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
If oil of view Land on this bread, would it
be delicious? Who knows? I could throw this at you.
It's become like a rock.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I don't want to notice you, but you know.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
And the thing is, we all complain when our bread
goes off, or exactly when it gets squished. But aren't
we lucky? Because if your bread reopens like memory foam,
you think what the hell's in that? How many numbers
are in that?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
When you go up to America and you have their bread.
It's good, though, isn't it? That bread is really good,
especially their roles.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well, you could put your teeth into it and it'd
hold that shape forever your memory. You may have bite
into a mattress. I know you like to do on
holidays as well. You know, I don't even know what
that means.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Where is this coming from? You've just run straight to
grubby town and made a fool of yourself.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
You're just showing off.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Now go to your showing off in front of your friends.
That's all you're doing. Maybe if there's some two A
two in that bread, we'd know you'd be going nuts.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
You know what's annoying? That's the last of the bread.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I'm sorry when you've crunched up our last piece. Sorry
about And I don't eat white bread because you know
what they.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Say, white bread closer to dead white of the bread,
the closer to what's the one about sugar? There's something similar,
a tablespoon of white death or something like that.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I know not to ask for it if I'm in jail,
or if someone ask for it.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
What does that mean.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Sugar in jail is oral sex.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
So if a large person comes up to you and says, hey,
you got any sugar, don't Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Got plenty, it'll rot your teeth.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Let me just get my oil of you.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
M hmmmm M. Dude, I put that new coffee.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
What okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Come back tomorrow for more. Josey and the Man is
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