September 12, 2025 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Jil Hello on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, we know that Kennedy is a big name in
American politics. There's a Louisiana representative as a Republican Senator,
John Kennedy. And he's not a member of the Kennedy family,
but he recently has gone a little viral. He was
part of a Senate hearing and he stood next to
an image. You know that scene in Alien where the
(01:05):
alien bursts out of his chest of.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
John Hurst chat hurts, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And it's sort of this gooby kind of thing, like
it's like a dolphin fetus but jaws and manky.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, it looks rank, looks rank.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, he stood next to a big, a big picture
of one of those and this is what he said.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
It'll kill you even if it doesn't turn you into
the alien. If you eat this stuff or what I guarantee,
you'll grow an extra year.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You'll grow an extra ear. Kind it doesn't kill you
or turn you into the alien. From Alien to be
kind of handy three is Well, he's saying that it's
it's riddled with a particular.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Isotope assum one seven.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, it's your favorite, I know, or cessium as we
say in Australia. This one is the one that is
used in cancer treatments. It traces you know, isotopes and research.
It is a very dangerous contaminant.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It's not good for you.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
But the FDA apparently though, said that the amount detected
in the shipment that he's talking about was below the
amount that they would interfere. That the level of inter
mentioned what you require.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
A lot of a lot of products.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I think marine products, see creatures and stuff actually have
a level of cessium in there.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh really, I believe it.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I think I've heard of this before because we import
a lot of frozen seafood from Indonesia. I don't know why,
because we have our own that we should be doing.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And this is purely what they're doing in America.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's by American and they've got a big shrimp industry
over there in America.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Probably means you'll have to pay a bit more. But
unless you want cessium, well unless.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You want to turn into an alien it's an extreme
example of the very that you'll die, or you'll look
like this alien that's come out of the chair, but.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
He's got a giant picture of an alien.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Or you will at very least grow an extra ear.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I would like an extra ear because you're always claiming
I don't listen to a word.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
True.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
So I'm gonna have the Amanda ear just always listening
to you, just on my forehead. I'll point this out there.
When I was listening to that, there was something that
I don't know if you noticed it.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But did he cut one in the middle of this?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
In late August, the FDA found that role.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I think leathers seat. It's my new game show.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Everybody, it's time for Chelsey and the Massas.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Put room for on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I don't like banging on about it too much, but
you and I have been in the Guinness World Record
Book twice.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I think that's worthy of a bang on.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well. Yes, the first time we did the world's longest
radio broadcast underwater yep, three and a half hours, YEP.
Second time we did the world's biggest young char.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, there was the most people eating young jar simultaneously
at one.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Time, simultaneously at one time. That's how they woulded it
in the Guinness World Record Book. Yep, what about this woman?
What a champion? She's a Kiwi mum. Her name is
Gabriel Wall. And the reason I wreck I say that
she's a mum because you don't always want to be
defined by being a mum. But I reckon if she's
a mum, this would have helped her. She has broken
a world record the fastest one hundred meters barefoot on
(04:14):
a bed of a lego. Ooh, yep, there were It
was twenty four point seventy five seconds for one hundred meters.
I couldn't even do that if I was just running normally.
The track was made of three hundred kilograms of lego
that had been donated, and she said, interestingly, she's ticked
this item off the bucket list. I don't know whose bucket.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, which bucket list would that be?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I could think of my more pleasurable things to put
in my bucket? Yeah, not lego, certainly.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No. I mean it is, as we all know, standing
on a piece of lego, to be in the middle
of the night when you're not expecting it incredibly painful.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Not as painful as when you kick your toe on
the corner of something and your bare footage.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Well, is that your bucket list? To win a gold
medalw record for that?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Running and kicking my toe on furniture around the house.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What about the toe bar shin smashing championships, paper cut championship?
All about this one? Taking a kid to a birthday
party in a bowling alley while you've got a hangover championship?
That world record if you had to spend twenty hours
in a bowling alley while there was kids party after
kids party, you've got a constant hangover.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I'm just going to come out and say it. Bowling,
what's the point? You go along and it looks good,
and you go, ya'll give that a crack, You throw
two balls and then you say that's it for me.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Over it And you're wearing someone else's shoes.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
And the sound that clattery sound, and as you said,
the shrill noise of kids you afore mentioned hangover, it's
all there.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It's all there. What about when I was younger, it
was sort of a dating ritual. I never did it,
but you know that's where you it was a sanctioned
safe place to go dating, to take a girl out,
just to go the bowling alley instead. I think my
very first date ever it was at miniput Pa Poppa golf.
I can't stand Mini putt pup then all now, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Could live a pop back off. I think bowling.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I do have a fun memory of my mate Cash, say,
you know the story of Cassa.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
He was always you know the time that.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
He messed up the floor. He was that bowling.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
No, no, no, he there was always chaos that comes
with Cassa. Just to preface this, there was the time
we went to seven eleven and he goes, I'm so hungry.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I mean, I'm so hungry. We went to seven Engs.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
But then we got in there and he said, I've
got to go into a poo and there was no
toilet in the seven eleven. He went to the service
station across the road and the guy wouldn't let him use.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
The toilet because.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
He had bought fuel. And I thought, usually when you
say to a.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Service station attended, come on, mate, I'm going to crap
me pants. And so anyway, Cassa went behind the seven eleven.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
To do a number two I don't want to hear
anymore of this.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
And then he walked it back into the shop and
the shop keeper said, you boys are.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Not even not even to the to the servo that
may have deserved it, because didn't let him in to
the shop across.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The road for seven eleven.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
He's got to do with bowling.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Well, okay, sorry, in bowling Ali and there's some girls,
and Cassia was showing these shoes.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You don't want to borrow anyone else's shoes are bowling.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yes, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, you've got to get this back on focus. So
he was standing there and he said, look, oh shay,
hey to bowl girls.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I used to be a great bowler when I was
in Singapore.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Casser had come back from Singapore before his parents were
working over there for two years.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But that was his thing.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I learned to do this while I was in Singapol,
because the beauty of being an expat when you go
up to another country, you come back, no one knows
what you did over there.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
So Cassa's thing was.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Always like I learned how to ride motorbikes in Singapore
and then you get on a motorbike and run into
a wall.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So I learned how to bowl in Singapore.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
So you get this girl standing there and he goes, ohay,
how it's done, gets the ball, throws it and slips
over it, goes into the air into the next alley
and rolls down and just goes into the gutter and
he falls on his back and cooks his head.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And with the girls impressed, it was just you couldn't.
I'll show you how to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And the guy that owned the bowling alley there the attended.
I don't if he owned it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
He was because he would have dented it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He looked, he went, what the hell you kind of
planned that?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
How did you do that?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Try and do it again?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And everyone just went quiet.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's how they bowl in Singapore.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Obviously everything was in Singapore. Casser in Singapore.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Well, he should say, he should go back all that
should be a TV show. Yeah, he goes back all
these years later to that seven eleven.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yes, mops up and makes amends, makes amends.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, I really put me off my microwave burgers Johns.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
And the man is cutting floor it's John and the
man is cutting floor is Chelsy. And the men floor
on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I saw a story in the Washington Post that I
think is fun. I think it's fun. Oh yes, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Good.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's about animals escaping from zoos. And what started this
journey of research that they've done is on June eighth,
ed the zebra was dangled from a helicopter in the
Tennessee Skies, ending eight glorious days of freedom on the run.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I saw that.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, so it got the people at the Washington Post
wondering how many animals actually escape from zoos. And I
found more than ninety different species that have weaseled out
of captivity in the past one hundred and thirty years
or so, including weasels. As I say here, every animal
escape story is about a prisoner breaking out, like Shawshank redemption,
(09:59):
like you're rooting for the underdog, said the psychologist Justin Gregg.
So he theorizes that when a captive animal breaks free,
something shifts in perception and they become an individual. Let's
work through some of the escapees. Shall we sure what
kind of animals escape? They say? All kinds of animals escape?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, birds would be pretty good, wouldn't they that?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, the birds aren't the main escapee.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I know if you put them in an avery.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
But one time I was at the zoo and I
was just watching ibers and had jumped into an animal enclosure,
wandered around. They had a bit of a peek at
the stuff, and then jumped out and flew off.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It was like, you know, just.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Mod think, well, is it most monkeys that were in
the in the enclosure?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well one of monkeys, because they are primates. Are they primates? Yes,
have a sense of their imprisonment or not, whether they
just go this is what it is today and this
is where I eat and I'm safe and I'm comfied.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Well, you do wonder about that. Maybe it's a privilege
to live in a zoo. You're not getting hunted by
other predators.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Regular food, regular sexual intercourse.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Exactly. I might sign up.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Things to throw your fecal matter at people.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Just come bas go okay, how he comes? The two
group make like.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hashmi to something, draw me like one of your French girls. Well,
the primates seem to be the biggest group of escapees.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Monkeys definitely feelines, and.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
That's disturbing because they don't have domestic cats in zoos,
so they'd be scary cats. I'd imagine tigers, lions, it
says he Bovines are also who has cows in a
zoo or maybe buffalo and things. Birds make up a
smaller percentage than you would imagine, and only three fish
have escape. But let me talk you through some of the.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Some of the get very far.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Well.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I'll tell you some of the stories. About one in
five escapes from the data that the Washington Post has found,
were never recaptured, a few were presumed dead, most of
thought or known still to be thriving.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Out there on the living the life.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
The animals that get the furthest The pink flamingo really
tell you where they've gone. They've ended up in all
kinds of of One of the pink flamingos regularly showed
up in Texas, and another one made its way to Minnesota.
This is from a zoo in Kansas, so that's a
(12:23):
long way. Let's have a look at some of the
other things here, my mum. In nineteen fifty eight, Cyril
the Sea Lion swam over one hundred miles from his
Canadian theme park to Ohio. His name was and Ferb
the tortoise was gone for two months in Oklahoma last year.
(12:45):
He was finally found about one hundred feet from his home.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Well, Ferb's got his own home as well. He's got
his shell.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
He's got his shell. He could bed down for the
night anyway.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
It's like a gray headed nomad, so not a very
quick one.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
The zebra, as we escape, as we said before, has
escaped in Tennessee. Lots of kids have gone crazy about that.
Ken and orangutang currently repeatedly got out and strolled around
San Diego Zoo in the eighties, strolled around, strolled around,
stealing people's cigars.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, having a look at it inside the case you
are going to be in there.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Britain's Brown Bears Mission Lucy escaped their enclosure and went
to the food store and stole a week's worth of honey.
Phil one hundred one thousand pound water buffalo escaped Slaughter
last year and for days showed up on trails and
doorbell cams in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So got to have an abatar?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
No, I think, oh maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I'd rather be you've got reason to break out of
an abatar.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
What about this one? She she a runaway chimp in
the Ukraine became an instant star in twenty twenty two
thanks to a video of zookeepers bringing her back on
a bicycle.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
She put a chimp on a bike, And that's just
that's comedy right there.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Right there. Didn't you have a pet turtle?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Total turtle? What's it?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Instant of total on turtise? One lives in the water,
it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, yeah, this was all And how did it go?
I forgot what his name, Herb, but I think his name.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Was Herb Herbal. And how did he disappear?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
He just ran away?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Dad drooled a hole in his shell at the edge,
and it was supposed to have a little string on
it would keep him near his little water water dish,
which was just an upturned frisbee, So it wasn't a
lot of water.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
We didn't know much about turtles back.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
And then how did he break the string?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
It wasn't a strong bit of string because he didn't
use a big drill bit, so it was only a
thin bit of strength.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
A bit of strength in the turtle.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah, yeah, and he ran away or he got munch
by a German shep, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I think Dad might have been candy coating the story and.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
The German shepherd bite through that shelly.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Him, flip him over a month straight into that soft underbelly.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It sounds like you had to go.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You had turtle soup predent. Have you been eating your
pet again? You don't do that.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Don't do that, especially Miss Joan was waiting for it.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
And a man's room for yeah, yeah, yeah. On the
cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
We've spoken on the show before about driveway time. This
is something women, I think predominantly do when you get
home from work, or you get home from wherever, and
you sit in your car and just kind of debrief.
You might do wordle, you might just scroll through your phone.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You might rip a big one out, you could.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Rip a giant one out. You just need to transition
between where you've been.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
You might even transition into a take.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
A deep breath before going inside the house where another
form of chaos may ensue.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Actually, if you transition into a man, you go straight
into the toilet.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Or this is the story I was reading this that
women have driveway time. Men apparently hide in the bathroom
seven hours every year, not just in one hit, to
have some peace and quiet. Do you do that? Do
you retreat to the toilet or the bathroom or do
you have you have a shared this is where you
do it? Probably?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah. I like the toilet you go and they are
like a good pool like the next person.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
It's not about that it's high.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
But it all works. I wouldn't hide in that in
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's probably because you've got other places to do it.
I used to say to the kids, I've got nowhere
in the house. You know, Harley has an office, kids
have you know, play rooms and stuff, and the whole
family always thought, well, you've got the kitchen, you go, well,
thank you, thank you. That's my private spot and I
can just rest in there.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Andrew tape in your house? How many toilets do you
got too? Ah?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I mean have you got six? You've got six toilets
in your house?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Six?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Tell me where they are?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
There's run in the garage.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
You've got a toilet in your garage?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Okay, how big is your garrol?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I've been in there. Why is there a toilet in there?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Because there's a toilet in there, there's an officer of
a toilet.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Are you the fun.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
The funds? Didn't you mean in your.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Garage where you pull in your bike in Helen's car.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
In that little office room at the back, there's a
toilet there.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Okay, there there's one.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
There, there's one there, there's one in the gazebo. You've
got a gazebo.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
That's two.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
That's two, and what's that two? And then there's four
in the house.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well where are they in the house.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
On each of the floors of Wow? Sounds bad, doesn't it.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
So if you wanted to have some thinking time, you
don't need to go to the toilet. You just go
to a different wing in your home.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
When I grew up as a kid at a house
only had one toilet, one loop. He just wanted to
go for a bit of dad time. But because we
were four kids, you never had any peace.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
And I remember when I bought this house, I thought, well,
I like the amount of dunnies.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
If you've got two toilets in your house, that is fine.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
One toilet terrible. Did I tell about the time we're
in Canada. We went to see my sister, she lives
in Canad. She's only got one and we went and
saw these friends, Glenn and Tracy, who are lovely and
they've got this cabin, two story cabin on Lake Shoeshwap,
beautiful spot.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Anyway, we shot up there.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
I've never met Glenn and Tracy before, by the way,
so my sister said, you'll love these people, and so
we're staying their place.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
So there's me, Helen, die Mel, the kids, Glenn and Tracy,
so eight people.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
And I've looked at this cabin and I've gone, wow,
it's a fairly sizable cabin, two stories. And Helen walks
down and she said, I've just been in the louver
and I okay, yeah, good.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So what upstairs? Loo? Downstairs?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Lou?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
You know you get a bit of a bit of intel.
And she said, well, no, there's no Lou downstairs, and
I went.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Where's the other loud? She goes, well, there's this one upstairs.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
There's only one toilet in the whole place, the whole
two story cabin. And they had a garage out the
back of sizeable garage.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Do you believe some people don't have toilets in their garage?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
And there'll be a duney in there as well, because
I could see it anxious.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
And then because I did a bit of a wreck,
I thought there's going to be and there wasn't. So
then I thought, oh my god, we're here for four days.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
There is a toilet. It's not like there's no I know.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
But the toilet, the main toilet of the house is
in the public land, like not in the public lantern,
but you know what I mean, there's just a corridor
toilet there and not even the toilet is separate.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It's shower bath toilet.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
It happened, And what's to challenge to make it happen?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well, you know what, it worked.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
You just have to You just have to plant it
and clothing trace it with such lovely people for having
us there, and they just very did.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
They get sick of you going to the toilet the
pop plant.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Now, I would just I would just work out everything,
the timing of everyone's, everyone's routine. If we went out
to go and have a look at other areas, I.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Use toilet showrooms, I'd use.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
The public toilet to you know.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
For number twos, I had it all worked out and
Glenn and Tracy as well had a box of matches
in the toilet. So if you did do a giant
Borrington that was a bit unpalatable, you can light a
match and which I did use a couple of times,
but I did go up there. I had to do
a midnight pooh, which is never a good thing act,
(20:28):
you know, but a planned midnight pool. Do you know
when a midnight pooh?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I can't even look at you. I think men more
than we can plan it. Women don't can't predict the timing.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I just say this to you.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
It's the middle of the night and you wake up
to go to the toilet, and you know it's not
a week, it's a number two.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
A week can manage easily, But.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
With the midnight pool, it's a whole song and dance,
isn't it really?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:57):
The light comes on, I know how it would, and
then people suddenly are you okay?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Is everything okay? You know it's that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
There are matches in there, Brandon.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
What I did?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I discovered a new thing. I planned a midnight poo.
I knew that everyone was asleep. I crept around the
cabin to make sure everyone was asleep, and then I
did my business, and I was quite satisfied.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I got away. Why don't you use that strange brain
of yours for good instead of stupid?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
This is good, not stupid.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Hey, hey, happy buddy, he is some more of John
Zyn and then this curtain moom floor. Hey, hey, hey body,
here is some more with johnes Amanda curtain room floor.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I say, Amanda, what's on the categroom floor today?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I've got some interesting statistics. That's not easy to say.
You try interesting statistics, rack off to run past you.
We often talk about the relationship women have with their hairdressers,
and how they're very loyal to It's easier to leave
a romantic partner than it is to leave a hairdresser.
I think, but what about this though? This is turning
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all that on its head, talking about the relationship men
now have with their hair dresses. I wonder if this
is because we see all those new funky barber shops
where it's come on in and have a dram of
whiskey in poke your big handlebar mustachia, Yeah, put stuff
through your hair. But a survey has revealed the three
out of four men this is an English survey, are
more loyal to their barbers than they are to their
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romantic partners. I don't think this is true of you,
is it?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
No? I just go to whatever barber has the shortest queue.
There's a lot of those dudes a day fully secret
pro to cuts your hair and you go along there.
If there's no queue, I'll just go straight in there
and get a haircut.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
But you'll go to anywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, I am a giant slut when it comes.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
To hairdress you are, so you how often do you
go back to the same one twice?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:52):
I rotate them a little bit, you know, As I
said the aforementioned no que.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
One day, I was up at tweet heads.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
He was walking through them all didn't really feel like
a haircut, and the guy was just sitting there scrawling
through his phone.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I said, you're ready for a haircut?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Made is?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
A shop, bro And I sat down.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Cut it was a scissor shop.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, that's what I do.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
My son in law what he does. He's got one
of those fade haircuts. Have you seen those?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Explain what they for those that don't, you know, it's all.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Looks like you're joining the Lebanese Army and so on
the top. Yeah, a bit on the.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Top gradation getting shorter and short down very.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Good anyway, that takes a lot of maintenance. So he
goes back to his hairdresser. I just want to run
this past you. So he's in there and getting his haircut,
slipsism all that, and then someone starts talking to the barber. Hey, bro,
you know your w RX outside is about to get towed.
Do you want me to move it? And so while
the guy is talking to the barber, the barber puts
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his hand on Michael's shoulder and then up to his ear.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
So while he's talking to old.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Mate, he's looking away from michaels away from Michael, and
he's just playing with Michael's ear. And Michael had this
moment of self awareness where he's looking in the mirror
at him his ear being played, and the guy's almost
in a way as if you were working on a
car or a motorbike or something like that, and you
just someone starts talking to you and you just put
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your hands.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
On the bonnet.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Did it make him feel ik?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Hit? He hasn't been back since.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
What's happened to the fade? Well, it's now a mullet.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
My daughter went and cut his hair. Now.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
She said to me, said, don't say anything when you
see Michael, you no worries. And he got out of
the car, Hey apro And then when he turned around,
I couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It was like he's work a hair hat.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah. Remember that time I tried to cut Harley's hair
and I didn't know he's supposed to put a guard
on it. Yeah, And I texted the boys and said,
say nothing. It looked like it had a lobotomy.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, so there's a lot to be done.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Hi. He still got to a hairdresser who had enormous bosoms,
and he always would look straight into the mirror. He
knew if he's turned his head from side to side,
well it made him deaf because you know, pressed up
against his ears. Yeah, but he had to be very
careful how he moved his head. I don't know how
closely she was sitting standing behind him. He felt threatened.
He felt threatened of inappropriate any given moment. Propriety is
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the word I'm looking for.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Enough hairdressers get off on that, because I had a
similar case with a lady. Not huge bosoms, but bosoms enough,
and she was cutting my hair and I did to
have one of those moments of self realization as I
looked into the mirror and she had side bosom, but
her bosom was over my face because you're standing like.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
At my side doing that and then so Bosom was there.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Bosom was there, and I was looking dead ahead, didn't
know where to look.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Did you play with your ear?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (25:56):
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Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, we know that Kennedy is a big name in
American politics. There's a Louisiana representative as a Republican Senator,
John Kennedy. And he's not a member of the Kennedy family,
but he recently has gone a little viral. He was
part of a Senate hearing and he stood next to
an image. You know that scene in Alien where the
(01:05):
alien bursts out of his chest of.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
John Hurst chat hurts, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And it's sort of this gooby kind of thing, like
it's like a dolphin fetus but jaws and manky.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, it looks rank, looks rank.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, he stood next to a big, a big picture
of one of those and this is what he said.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
It'll kill you even if it doesn't turn you into
the alien. If you eat this stuff or what I guarantee,
you'll grow an extra year.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You'll grow an extra ear. Kind it doesn't kill you
or turn you into the alien. From Alien to be
kind of handy three is Well, he's saying that it's
it's riddled with a particular.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Isotope assum one seven.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, it's your favorite, I know, or cessium as we
say in Australia. This one is the one that is
used in cancer treatments. It traces you know, isotopes and research.
It is a very dangerous contaminant.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It's not good for you.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
But the FDA apparently though, said that the amount detected
in the shipment that he's talking about was below the
amount that they would interfere. That the level of inter
mentioned what you require.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
A lot of a lot of products.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I think marine products, see creatures and stuff actually have
a level of cessium in there.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh really, I believe it.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I think I've heard of this before because we import
a lot of frozen seafood from Indonesia. I don't know why,
because we have our own that we should be doing.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And this is purely what they're doing in America.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's by American and they've got a big shrimp industry
over there in America.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Probably means you'll have to pay a bit more. But
unless you want cessium, well unless.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You want to turn into an alien it's an extreme
example of the very that you'll die, or you'll look
like this alien that's come out of the chair, but.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
He's got a giant picture of an alien.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Or you will at very least grow an extra ear.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I would like an extra ear because you're always claiming
I don't listen to a word.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
True.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
So I'm gonna have the Amanda ear just always listening
to you, just on my forehead. I'll point this out there.
When I was listening to that, there was something that
I don't know if you noticed it.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But did he cut one in the middle of this?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
In late August, the FDA found that role.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I think leathers seat. It's my new game show.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Everybody, it's time for Chelsey and the Massas.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Put room for on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I don't like banging on about it too much, but
you and I have been in the Guinness World Record
Book twice.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I think that's worthy of a bang on.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well. Yes, the first time we did the world's longest
radio broadcast underwater yep, three and a half hours, YEP.
Second time we did the world's biggest young char.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, there was the most people eating young jar simultaneously
at one.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Time, simultaneously at one time. That's how they woulded it
in the Guinness World Record Book. Yep, what about this woman?
What a champion? She's a Kiwi mum. Her name is
Gabriel Wall. And the reason I wreck I say that
she's a mum because you don't always want to be
defined by being a mum. But I reckon if she's
a mum, this would have helped her. She has broken
a world record the fastest one hundred meters barefoot on
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a bed of a lego. Ooh, yep, there were It
was twenty four point seventy five seconds for one hundred meters.
I couldn't even do that if I was just running normally.
The track was made of three hundred kilograms of lego
that had been donated, and she said, interestingly, she's ticked
this item off the bucket list. I don't know whose bucket.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, which bucket list would that be?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I could think of my more pleasurable things to put
in my bucket? Yeah, not lego, certainly.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No. I mean it is, as we all know, standing
on a piece of lego, to be in the middle
of the night when you're not expecting it incredibly painful.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Not as painful as when you kick your toe on
the corner of something and your bare footage.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Well, is that your bucket list? To win a gold
medalw record for that?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Running and kicking my toe on furniture around the house.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What about the toe bar shin smashing championships, paper cut championship?
All about this one? Taking a kid to a birthday
party in a bowling alley while you've got a hangover championship?
That world record if you had to spend twenty hours
in a bowling alley while there was kids party after
kids party, you've got a constant hangover.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I'm just going to come out and say it. Bowling,
what's the point? You go along and it looks good,
and you go, ya'll give that a crack, You throw
two balls and then you say that's it for me.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Over it And you're wearing someone else's shoes.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
And the sound that clattery sound, and as you said,
the shrill noise of kids you afore mentioned hangover, it's
all there.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It's all there. What about when I was younger, it
was sort of a dating ritual. I never did it,
but you know that's where you it was a sanctioned
safe place to go dating, to take a girl out,
just to go the bowling alley instead. I think my
very first date ever it was at miniput Pa Poppa golf.
I can't stand Mini putt pup then all now, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Could live a pop back off. I think bowling.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I do have a fun memory of my mate Cash, say,
you know the story of Cassa.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
He was always you know the time that.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
He messed up the floor. He was that bowling.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
No, no, no, he there was always chaos that comes
with Cassa. Just to preface this, there was the time
we went to seven eleven and he goes, I'm so hungry.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I mean, I'm so hungry. We went to seven Engs.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
But then we got in there and he said, I've
got to go into a poo and there was no
toilet in the seven eleven. He went to the service
station across the road and the guy wouldn't let him use.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
The toilet because.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
He had bought fuel. And I thought, usually when you
say to a.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Service station attended, come on, mate, I'm going to crap
me pants. And so anyway, Cassa went behind the seven eleven.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
To do a number two I don't want to hear
anymore of this.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
And then he walked it back into the shop and
the shop keeper said, you boys are.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Not even not even to the to the servo that
may have deserved it, because didn't let him in to
the shop across.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The road for seven eleven.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
He's got to do with bowling.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Well, okay, sorry, in bowling Ali and there's some girls,
and Cassia was showing these shoes.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You don't want to borrow anyone else's shoes are bowling.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yes, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, you've got to get this back on focus. So
he was standing there and he said, look, oh shay,
hey to bowl girls.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I used to be a great bowler when I was
in Singapore.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Casser had come back from Singapore before his parents were
working over there for two years.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But that was his thing.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I learned to do this while I was in Singapol,
because the beauty of being an expat when you go
up to another country, you come back, no one knows
what you did over there.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
So Cassa's thing was.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Always like I learned how to ride motorbikes in Singapore
and then you get on a motorbike and run into
a wall.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So I learned how to bowl in Singapore.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
So you get this girl standing there and he goes, ohay,
how it's done, gets the ball, throws it and slips
over it, goes into the air into the next alley
and rolls down and just goes into the gutter and
he falls on his back and cooks his head.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And with the girls impressed, it was just you couldn't.
I'll show you how to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And the guy that owned the bowling alley there the attended.
I don't if he owned it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
He was because he would have dented it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He looked, he went, what the hell you kind of
planned that?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
How did you do that?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Try and do it again?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And everyone just went quiet.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's how they bowl in Singapore.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Obviously everything was in Singapore. Casser in Singapore.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Well, he should say, he should go back all that
should be a TV show. Yeah, he goes back all
these years later to that seven eleven.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yes, mops up and makes amends, makes amends.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, I really put me off my microwave burgers Johns.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
And the man is cutting floor it's John and the
man is cutting floor is Chelsy. And the men floor
on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I saw a story in the Washington Post that I
think is fun. I think it's fun. Oh yes, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Good.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's about animals escaping from zoos. And what started this
journey of research that they've done is on June eighth,
ed the zebra was dangled from a helicopter in the
Tennessee Skies, ending eight glorious days of freedom on the run.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I saw that.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, so it got the people at the Washington Post
wondering how many animals actually escape from zoos. And I
found more than ninety different species that have weaseled out
of captivity in the past one hundred and thirty years
or so, including weasels. As I say here, every animal
escape story is about a prisoner breaking out, like Shawshank redemption,
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like you're rooting for the underdog, said the psychologist Justin Gregg.
So he theorizes that when a captive animal breaks free,
something shifts in perception and they become an individual. Let's
work through some of the escapees. Shall we sure what
kind of animals escape? They say? All kinds of animals escape?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, birds would be pretty good, wouldn't they that?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, the birds aren't the main escapee.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I know if you put them in an avery.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
But one time I was at the zoo and I
was just watching ibers and had jumped into an animal enclosure,
wandered around. They had a bit of a peek at
the stuff, and then jumped out and flew off.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It was like, you know, just.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Mod think, well, is it most monkeys that were in
the in the enclosure?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well one of monkeys, because they are primates. Are they primates? Yes,
have a sense of their imprisonment or not, whether they
just go this is what it is today and this
is where I eat and I'm safe and I'm comfied.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Well, you do wonder about that. Maybe it's a privilege
to live in a zoo. You're not getting hunted by
other predators.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Regular food, regular sexual intercourse.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Exactly. I might sign up.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Things to throw your fecal matter at people.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Just come bas go okay, how he comes? The two
group make like.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hashmi to something, draw me like one of your French girls. Well,
the primates seem to be the biggest group of escapees.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Monkeys definitely feelines, and.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
That's disturbing because they don't have domestic cats in zoos,
so they'd be scary cats. I'd imagine tigers, lions, it
says he Bovines are also who has cows in a
zoo or maybe buffalo and things. Birds make up a
smaller percentage than you would imagine, and only three fish
have escape. But let me talk you through some of the.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Some of the get very far.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Well.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I'll tell you some of the stories. About one in
five escapes from the data that the Washington Post has found,
were never recaptured, a few were presumed dead, most of
thought or known still to be thriving.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Out there on the living the life.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
The animals that get the furthest The pink flamingo really
tell you where they've gone. They've ended up in all
kinds of of One of the pink flamingos regularly showed
up in Texas, and another one made its way to Minnesota.
This is from a zoo in Kansas, so that's a
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long way. Let's have a look at some of the
other things here, my mum. In nineteen fifty eight, Cyril
the Sea Lion swam over one hundred miles from his
Canadian theme park to Ohio. His name was and Ferb
the tortoise was gone for two months in Oklahoma last year.
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He was finally found about one hundred feet from his home.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Well, Ferb's got his own home as well. He's got
his shell.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
He's got his shell. He could bed down for the
night anyway.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
It's like a gray headed nomad, so not a very
quick one.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
The zebra, as we escape, as we said before, has
escaped in Tennessee. Lots of kids have gone crazy about that.
Ken and orangutang currently repeatedly got out and strolled around
San Diego Zoo in the eighties, strolled around, strolled around,
stealing people's cigars.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, having a look at it inside the case you
are going to be in there.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Britain's Brown Bears Mission Lucy escaped their enclosure and went
to the food store and stole a week's worth of honey.
Phil one hundred one thousand pound water buffalo escaped Slaughter
last year and for days showed up on trails and
doorbell cams in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So got to have an abatar?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
No, I think, oh maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I'd rather be you've got reason to break out of
an abatar.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
What about this one? She she a runaway chimp in
the Ukraine became an instant star in twenty twenty two
thanks to a video of zookeepers bringing her back on
a bicycle.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
She put a chimp on a bike, And that's just
that's comedy right there.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Right there. Didn't you have a pet turtle?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Total turtle? What's it?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Instant of total on turtise? One lives in the water,
it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, yeah, this was all And how did it go?
I forgot what his name, Herb, but I think his name.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Was Herb Herbal. And how did he disappear?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
He just ran away?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Dad drooled a hole in his shell at the edge,
and it was supposed to have a little string on
it would keep him near his little water water dish,
which was just an upturned frisbee, So it wasn't a
lot of water.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
We didn't know much about turtles back.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
And then how did he break the string?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
It wasn't a strong bit of string because he didn't
use a big drill bit, so it was only a
thin bit of strength.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
A bit of strength in the turtle.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah, yeah, and he ran away or he got munch
by a German shep, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I think Dad might have been candy coating the story and.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
The German shepherd bite through that shelly.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Him, flip him over a month straight into that soft underbelly.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It sounds like you had to go.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You had turtle soup predent. Have you been eating your
pet again? You don't do that.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Don't do that, especially Miss Joan was waiting for it.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
And a man's room for yeah, yeah, yeah. On the
cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
We've spoken on the show before about driveway time. This
is something women, I think predominantly do when you get
home from work, or you get home from wherever, and
you sit in your car and just kind of debrief.
You might do wordle, you might just scroll through your phone.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You might rip a big one out, you could.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Rip a giant one out. You just need to transition
between where you've been.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
You might even transition into a take.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
A deep breath before going inside the house where another
form of chaos may ensue.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Actually, if you transition into a man, you go straight
into the toilet.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Or this is the story I was reading this that
women have driveway time. Men apparently hide in the bathroom
seven hours every year, not just in one hit, to
have some peace and quiet. Do you do that? Do
you retreat to the toilet or the bathroom or do
you have you have a shared this is where you
do it? Probably?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah. I like the toilet you go and they are
like a good pool like the next person.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
It's not about that it's high.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
But it all works. I wouldn't hide in that in
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's probably because you've got other places to do it.
I used to say to the kids, I've got nowhere
in the house. You know, Harley has an office, kids
have you know, play rooms and stuff, and the whole
family always thought, well, you've got the kitchen, you go, well,
thank you, thank you. That's my private spot and I
can just rest in there.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Andrew tape in your house? How many toilets do you
got too? Ah?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I mean have you got six? You've got six toilets
in your house?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Six?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Tell me where they are?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
There's run in the garage.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
You've got a toilet in your garage?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Okay, how big is your garrol?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I've been in there. Why is there a toilet in there?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Because there's a toilet in there, there's an officer of
a toilet.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Are you the fun.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
The funds? Didn't you mean in your.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Garage where you pull in your bike in Helen's car.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
In that little office room at the back, there's a
toilet there.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Okay, there there's one.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
There, there's one there, there's one in the gazebo. You've
got a gazebo.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
That's two.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
That's two, and what's that two? And then there's four
in the house.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well where are they in the house.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
On each of the floors of Wow? Sounds bad, doesn't it.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
So if you wanted to have some thinking time, you
don't need to go to the toilet. You just go
to a different wing in your home.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
When I grew up as a kid at a house
only had one toilet, one loop. He just wanted to
go for a bit of dad time. But because we
were four kids, you never had any peace.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
And I remember when I bought this house, I thought, well,
I like the amount of dunnies.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
If you've got two toilets in your house, that is fine.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
One toilet terrible. Did I tell about the time we're
in Canada. We went to see my sister, she lives
in Canad. She's only got one and we went and
saw these friends, Glenn and Tracy, who are lovely and
they've got this cabin, two story cabin on Lake Shoeshwap,
beautiful spot.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Anyway, we shot up there.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
I've never met Glenn and Tracy before, by the way,
so my sister said, you'll love these people, and so
we're staying their place.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
So there's me, Helen, die Mel, the kids, Glenn and Tracy,
so eight people.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
And I've looked at this cabin and I've gone, wow,
it's a fairly sizable cabin, two stories. And Helen walks
down and she said, I've just been in the louver
and I okay, yeah, good.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So what upstairs? Loo? Downstairs?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Lou?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
You know you get a bit of a bit of intel.
And she said, well, no, there's no Lou downstairs, and
I went.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Where's the other loud? She goes, well, there's this one upstairs.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
There's only one toilet in the whole place, the whole
two story cabin. And they had a garage out the
back of sizeable garage.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Do you believe some people don't have toilets in their garage?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
And there'll be a duney in there as well, because
I could see it anxious.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
And then because I did a bit of a wreck,
I thought there's going to be and there wasn't. So
then I thought, oh my god, we're here for four days.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
There is a toilet. It's not like there's no I know.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
But the toilet, the main toilet of the house is
in the public land, like not in the public lantern,
but you know what I mean, there's just a corridor
toilet there and not even the toilet is separate.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It's shower bath toilet.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
It happened, And what's to challenge to make it happen?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well, you know what, it worked.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
You just have to You just have to plant it
and clothing trace it with such lovely people for having
us there, and they just very did.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
They get sick of you going to the toilet the
pop plant.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Now, I would just I would just work out everything,
the timing of everyone's, everyone's routine. If we went out
to go and have a look at other areas, I.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Use toilet showrooms, I'd use.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
The public toilet to you know.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
For number twos, I had it all worked out and
Glenn and Tracy as well had a box of matches
in the toilet. So if you did do a giant
Borrington that was a bit unpalatable, you can light a
match and which I did use a couple of times,
but I did go up there. I had to do
a midnight pooh, which is never a good thing act,
(20:28):
you know, but a planned midnight pool. Do you know
when a midnight pooh?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I can't even look at you. I think men more
than we can plan it. Women don't can't predict the timing.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I just say this to you.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
It's the middle of the night and you wake up
to go to the toilet, and you know it's not
a week, it's a number two.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
A week can manage easily, But.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
With the midnight pool, it's a whole song and dance,
isn't it really?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:57):
The light comes on, I know how it would, and
then people suddenly are you okay?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Is everything okay? You know it's that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
There are matches in there, Brandon.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
What I did?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I discovered a new thing. I planned a midnight poo.
I knew that everyone was asleep. I crept around the
cabin to make sure everyone was asleep, and then I
did my business, and I was quite satisfied.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I got away. Why don't you use that strange brain
of yours for good instead of stupid?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
This is good, not stupid.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Hey, hey, happy buddy, he is some more of John
Zyn and then this curtain moom floor. Hey, hey, hey body,
here is some more with johnes Amanda curtain room floor.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I say, Amanda, what's on the categroom floor today?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I've got some interesting statistics. That's not easy to say.
You try interesting statistics, rack off to run past you.
We often talk about the relationship women have with their hairdressers,
and how they're very loyal to It's easier to leave
a romantic partner than it is to leave a hairdresser.
I think, but what about this though? This is turning
(22:05):
all that on its head, talking about the relationship men
now have with their hair dresses. I wonder if this
is because we see all those new funky barber shops
where it's come on in and have a dram of
whiskey in poke your big handlebar mustachia, Yeah, put stuff
through your hair. But a survey has revealed the three
out of four men this is an English survey, are
more loyal to their barbers than they are to their
(22:26):
romantic partners. I don't think this is true of you,
is it?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
No? I just go to whatever barber has the shortest queue.
There's a lot of those dudes a day fully secret
pro to cuts your hair and you go along there.
If there's no queue, I'll just go straight in there
and get a haircut.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
But you'll go to anywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, I am a giant slut when it comes.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
To hairdress you are, so you how often do you
go back to the same one twice?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:52):
I rotate them a little bit, you know, As I
said the aforementioned no que.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
One day, I was up at tweet heads.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
He was walking through them all didn't really feel like
a haircut, and the guy was just sitting there scrawling
through his phone.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I said, you're ready for a haircut?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Made is?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
A shop, bro And I sat down.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Cut it was a scissor shop.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, that's what I do.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
My son in law what he does. He's got one
of those fade haircuts. Have you seen those?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Explain what they for those that don't, you know, it's all.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Looks like you're joining the Lebanese Army and so on
the top. Yeah, a bit on the.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Top gradation getting shorter and short down very.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Good anyway, that takes a lot of maintenance. So he
goes back to his hairdresser. I just want to run
this past you. So he's in there and getting his haircut,
slipsism all that, and then someone starts talking to the barber. Hey, bro,
you know your w RX outside is about to get towed.
Do you want me to move it? And so while
the guy is talking to the barber, the barber puts
(23:50):
his hand on Michael's shoulder and then up to his ear.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
So while he's talking to old.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Mate, he's looking away from michaels away from Michael, and
he's just playing with Michael's ear. And Michael had this
moment of self awareness where he's looking in the mirror
at him his ear being played, and the guy's almost
in a way as if you were working on a
car or a motorbike or something like that, and you
just someone starts talking to you and you just put
(24:18):
your hands.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
On the bonnet.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Did it make him feel ik?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Hit? He hasn't been back since.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
What's happened to the fade? Well, it's now a mullet.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
My daughter went and cut his hair. Now.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
She said to me, said, don't say anything when you
see Michael, you no worries. And he got out of
the car, Hey apro And then when he turned around,
I couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It was like he's work a hair hat.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah. Remember that time I tried to cut Harley's hair
and I didn't know he's supposed to put a guard
on it. Yeah, And I texted the boys and said,
say nothing. It looked like it had a lobotomy.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, so there's a lot to be done.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Hi. He still got to a hairdresser who had enormous bosoms,
and he always would look straight into the mirror. He
knew if he's turned his head from side to side,
well it made him deaf because you know, pressed up
against his ears. Yeah, but he had to be very
careful how he moved his head. I don't know how
closely she was sitting standing behind him. He felt threatened.
He felt threatened of inappropriate any given moment. Propriety is
(25:19):
the word I'm looking for.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Enough hairdressers get off on that, because I had a
similar case with a lady. Not huge bosoms, but bosoms enough,
and she was cutting my hair and I did to
have one of those moments of self realization as I
looked into the mirror and she had side bosom, but
her bosom was over my face because you're standing like.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
At my side doing that and then so Bosom was there.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Bosom was there, and I was looking dead ahead, didn't
know where to look.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Did you play with your ear?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Okay, kids, step it for today, come back tomorrow from
Laura Josey and.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
The Man is coming. Room for It,
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