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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Ifather a man room floor, what's on the cutting room
floor today?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Miss once?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
There's a show in America called My Strange Addiction HM.
And you see unusual people doing unusual things. This isn't pleasant,
but I think you don't like it. There's a guy
who it's not an addiction, it's a belief, a belief
that water isn't pure. And so you know what you
have to wash your stuff in, wash your food in
(00:31):
filtered water? You urine? Have a listen, I go clean conversation? Yes,
will you please clean them? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Big stream tonight, I am going to willingly trigger my
mom's concern for your therapy and involve some of it
at the dinner table. There is not a doubt in
my mind that pe is cleaner than tapwater.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
He is cleaner than bottled water.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I would never use tapwater on anything.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I wouldn't let it touch my food, so I would
use my p instead. Do you guys an No, we're good,
But now everything else is ready to Did you clean?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I did cleaning myself with myself. How can urine be
cleaner than water? Urine? In case you need to be reminded,
is your body's waste?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Products.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
If you're lost at sea, don't drink your urine. That's
what they say, don't.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They don't drink the sea water, don't.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
They don't say to drink your urine.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You can drink your urine when you what if.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You're on a pleasure cruise, drink tequila, Yeah, if.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You're on a pleasure cruise. But if you're stuck out
at sea, you can drink your urine. There are moments
in your life where you can drink urine, but also.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Of mine. Do you remember Jimbo's stand up comedian.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
He decided to live as a homeless person for six
weeks to see how long he could go just self sustaining,
but without any money whatsoever, just living off himself. So
he had a Hessian bag which he grew sprouts in,
and he would drink water, but he would drink the
urine as well.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
He did drink a.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Company of people don't always drink their own youth.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And his thing was homeless people.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Are usually you know, alcoholics or drugs that have a
lot of vices. He was living clean, so he was
just drinking water and eating sprouts until and so he
was drinking his urine as well, not as a primary
source of liquid.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
But he would drink it and he lasted six weeks.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You just want to see how long he could last
without spending any money.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
What did he think of the liquid?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
He liked it and his teeth for good. His breath
didn't stink or anything like that. His teeth were quite
he didn't clean his teeth.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Isn't it bad for you though, doingest your own waste produce?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I would imagine so.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But also back to what I was saying, you would
have to live a clean life. You can't get on
the cans Kentucky and expect to be drinking or your Wii, So.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You can't expect You can't expect that. So oh mate, there, look,
I'm not saying to it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
If you're stuck in the middle of the ocean and
you've got now the source of liquid, you're probably best
drinking urine.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I don't know to just share other people's ur would you.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
If we're on the boat, you and I are a
raft and we're flying around in the ocean, do I
drink your wa and you drink mine?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Or do we drink our iron?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Would you feel more squeamish drinking someone else's or less squeamish.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think i'd feel less squeamish drinking my ironing.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
When I go around the grand Well, would you.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Let me go back to If you're on the ocean, say,
and you're being ship wrecked, seawater just dries you out
because you're ingesting too much salt? Is that right?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah? It sends your mad, apparently, does it?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
The old time sea sailors when they were stuck at sea,
they would not drink salty Why do I sound like
I'm doing a check?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
They would not drink the salty water because it would
send them mad.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Would they drink urine?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah? And they'd eat each other as well.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Now, yes, that cruise is terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Come back to the fair Star or you're gonna eat buttocks.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I feel like I've learned something.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And what have we got on the cutting room floor
on this birthday day?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's right? It's my birthday day? My b D day?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Do you tell everyone about your presence?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Started with some lovely presents you got Chloe Chloe perfume,
which I really love and I needed.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Got a ginormous soy sauce fish container.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
People about it, so.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Just make it about you on your birthday.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
A big soy sauce fish container.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I got a candle that reveals the message.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
A hidden message can so we lit.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
It and we made our tech got very Tom got
very upset because he was concerned that we might set
off the water jets any.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Such a baby.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
There's just thousands upon thousands of electrical equipment in here.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And the message it revealed, I thought it was going
to say rocking you're rocking hot you are, but it
didn't say that. As more of the candle was revealed,
more of the words I couldn't read them out.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You can swear on the cutting room floor from I.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Don't want to. And my final gift was two vintage
heads of Punch and Juty. Yeah, dolls we've often thought
were a little bit well like.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Punch and Duty, Punch and Judy, you know, the toad
each other with the sticks, a bit like this.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
We've never resorted to physical violence.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm happy for it if you want to get like
a little paddle out and give me a bit of
a spanker.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Only because I know you'd enjoy it. So it's the point.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Please, sir, can I have another what we.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Thought, what I thought we could talk about today. I mean,
there's lots of animals that we know are incredibly smart,
and we pay homage to them. We all wear dolphin
belt buckles.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Dolphins, do you think they're the smartest animals?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Well, do you think there's a dolphin that has a
human belt buckle and burns it? Handle of my image?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You know, I heard about dolphins.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You know all those times we hear about dolphins coming
along and rescuing sailors. A lot of times the dolphins
have been dragging the sailors out to.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
See dolphins can be let's say it, a holes can be.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Maybe dolphins are big a.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Holes, although they have been as observed using tools like,
for example, putting sponges over their beaks to protect them
from rocks. They play with a puffer fish like it's
a game of football. So if you're from a family
of puffer fish, you're not too fond of the dolphins.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, Tommy, go and play not with those dolphins.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And they think the dolphins is one of the few species,
along with apes and humans, that can recognize themselves in
a mirror. I used to hold a mirror up to
my dog constantly and she just looks all around. Some
dogs respond to television. My dog doesn't. But sometimes the
new TVs have the pixels that many breeds of dogs
respond to.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
We've got a you know, I've got part time dog, Lilah. Yeah,
it's other part time dog. I've gotten this name. It's
nice dog. It looks like a golden gay time, you know,
the coloring of it. But whenever the TV comes on,
it just barks at the TV if there's a dog
on there, like a nut.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
And Lilah doesn't see any of it, looks, oh, what's
the dogs? Now? I've gotten the name of the.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Dog's Barney, but no, I've forgotten it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Cooper or something.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Okay, that's a.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Human name anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
So this other dog, as it set forever known Cooper,
will look at that and bark like a nut. Lilah
looks at this dog it's just on TV.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Or doesn't see the image. He just sees a movement.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I've seen Lilah actually look at said dog and look
and just go yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
But I mean the dog, yes, it's name's Chess. But
what I'm saying is Lilah doesn't look at the TV
screen and see the image of the same way Chester does.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Well.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I think she recognizes a dog because she has this
look you've meant, Lilah.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
She seems like a very wise dog. So is my
dog your dog? I thought you doing about your other dog, Ripley.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, it's not about Mini.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So many doesn't recognize the dog and oh no.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
And sometimes if the football's on, she might look up.
I think she's watching the footy, but she doesn't. Really,
she doesn't chase the trajectory of the ball. But some
dogs do, some dogs. I've have you not seen this
stuff on social media where a football I will kick
a ball and the dog will run around the back
of the television the ball.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
But didn't your dog just sit there? And a cat
walked into the yard.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I ate it from her bottle.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
A cat walked into our house, sat on the dining
room table. A dog didn't notice, didn't notice. The dog
was barking at it, and we tried to tell the
dog not to bark. And now the cat comes in
as pussy whipped.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
The dog just comes and looks at the dog.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Well, look, that's enough about that. We think about animals
like dolphins and elephants and apes being smart. But I
saw an interesting thing about the humble mice recently. Humble
mice the humble mouse. There's video of a mouse standing
over an unconscious mouth mouse, and the mouse pulls the
tongue out of it, bites down onto the other mouse's mouth,
(08:54):
gets its teeth out of the way, and pulls its
tongue out to resuscitate it. Wow, it's quite extraordinary to
unlock unblock the airways of the other mouse.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Where did they see this at?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Well, it's been filmed in a in I guess a cage.
And so what it says is that mice therefore can
have these learned behaviors to keep their species going to
resuscitate another mouse. Mice can also solve food puzzles, as
we know. They can learn to find ramps in nimpools
(09:27):
of cloudy water. They have excellent memories. They remember roots
more than many men I know have. They recognize family members,
they know their names and respond when called. Really, you've
seen Stewart Little?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, well yeah, what about Steward Little? A little car
and everything.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
A little car and everything. They don't make those films
about slugs.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I always thought, you know, and someone did point this
out that it was odd that they went into the
orphanage and adopted a little mouse.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
And the other kids are going, wait, shit, I'm a kid.
You can get me clothes off the rack.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You'd rather take a rodent into the house than.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Me in case you need to be resuscitated.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Keep up, FML, but back to the resuscitation. This lab
that they're in, it's not a lab where they're doing
experiments on mice.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
All I know, Brendan, I saw this on a TikTok
produced by a new scientist, is that they were discussing
what this image meant is they saw a mouse leaning
over another one that was flat on its back. Carked
it pretty much to all intents and purposes, and it
rummaged around in its mouth with its own teeth and
pulled its tongue out.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
What about the mice wears the makeup looks like bugs
bunny when he dresses up like a woman.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
To who you're seventy said.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
That's from a lab, Brendan.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
It's time for the cut and roof floor.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
If someone comes up to you and offer you a
nine point six million dollar solid gold toilet, say for
five bucks, don't take it because it's been stolen really
from Blenham Palace, you know blenh And Palace? Was it
wasn't it blenh And Palace where Robbie Williams did an
incredible show Or was that Oasis? Barry Manilow I know,
(11:20):
has performed there. Some of the biggest acts in the
world performed at blen And Palace.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's probably in the book ends right there.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You've got Oasis to Robbie Williams to Barry Madeline.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
But this toilet, it's a it's a fully functioning gold toilet.
Nine point six million dollars was stolen in three minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Let me talk you through what has it got? The system?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Here's a picture of the pan, give me a picture.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I know. The plumbing.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, look, it's plumb. It was plumbed in. It was
plumbed in. It was an installation, but it was plumbered.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
All right.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Okay, So it hasn't got a cistern, but it's got
the pan, it's got the seat, it's got the pipework there,
and it's got an more cistern, which I'm presuming is
not made of gold.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I've never been more bored by you.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
If by board do you mean sexually.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
No, no, because how I'm talking plumb and talk here plumbing,
so that would why I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Let me tell you how I guess you guess that
might much gold?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Have a guess?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Nine eight eight eight half kilos.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Ninety eight kilos, ninety eight kilos. Yes, whoa Let me
tell you about it. So it's an eighteen carrot.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Loo ninety eight kilos of gold.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
It was in a raid that just lasted minutes. Footage
has been shown to jurors because this case is before
the courts. A stolen Isuzu truck drives its speed across
the lawn towards the palace, Blend and palace. It stops
by the twenty steps that lead up to the front door.
A second stolen vehicle at VW Golf was up alongside it.
This is at four point fifty am. Three men make
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their way towards the house. Two of them are wielding sledgehammers,
while two drivers remain in the vehicles. Now this isn't
shown in the footage that were shown to jurors, but
it was heard in court that the men smashed and
broke in through a window before making their way to
the room where the golden lavatory was on display because
you see, five days before the exhibition opened that featured this,
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one of the men visited the palace with his partner
on what prosecutors believe was the first of two reconnaissance visits.
Where's the duni, so the prosecutor has said they knew
precisely where to go. They broke down the wooden door
to the cubicle where the lavatory was fully plumbed in,
removed it, leaving water pouring out of the pipes. So
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that was at five fifty am. At five point fifty
three am, the men can be seen rolling the loo
away from the building before bundling it into the back
of the gulf, causing the car suspension to sag under
the aforementioned ninety eight kilo wait. One of the group
can be seen clutching the golden lavatory sleep seat. You've
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clutched a toilet for many nights, which was thrown into
the back of the car. So a couple of men
have been arrested in connection to it, and the lavatree
has never been recovered. Really, it's believed that they split
it up and disposed of it. That's a shape, flushed
it down the toilet that is a shade flushed it
down itself.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Did they Was that a toilet that you could use
well in the castle or an exhibition?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I think it was part of an exhibition. The castle
is a family home, but it's also historical home. It's
opened to the public, so it must have been part
of some kind of exhibition. But it was plumbed in. Yeah,
and it's a shame they broke it unless Kenny has
done it, unless Kenny's stolen the toilet Shane Jacobs and
check his house.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, it's like the Italian Job.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Everyone's told I need to watch that, and I have never.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Never seen the Iteaan job. Blow the bleeding door with
Michael Kane.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Never seen it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You're only sposed to to bleed indoors. Have you said it?
With Mark Wahlberg and Charlie's there are no I suggest
you watch that Moon one does.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
So many people have asked me to that. I've gone
the other way and I refuse to.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, you're really missing out on a great.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Movie storyline without wrecking it for me.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Well, it's a bunch of.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Thieves, thieves and they pull up a heist stealing gold
and they use mini minor cars to drive through the
streets of Italy. In the case of the Italian job,
the new One, it's on the streets of La she
starts off in Italy.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Well they make a film, you think about them karting
a ninety eight kilo Think toilet in the back of
the golf be good ad for golf.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Great ad for golf was the shower, Okay, the Golden Shower.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
No reference here to the Golden Shower, although in prison,
good luck to you.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Ya on the cutting room floor today, what have we got?
Do you like small regional.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Towns very much? So it's always nice to go into
a regional town.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I like riding a motorcycle through a regional town. You know,
you get a pie, you get a vibe of the town.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah. I like looking at the little regional shops. If
there's a little gallery or a little jewelry shop or
a little something something, I'll always go in.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You never know what you're going to find. And there
are many great towns in our country. Port Stephens has
taking the crown for the twenty twenty five Ossie Town
of the Year.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Tell me exactly where this is. Let's let's give people
an idea of where Port Stephens is.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's New South Wales, yes, Newcastleway.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, so is it near I get my Port McQuary's
and my late mcquarries confused. It's near Lake Macquarie.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yes, yeah, Late mcquarry. Then Port Stephens beautiful And why
is it one?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
It's one because seventy eight percent of Australian's plan to travel.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
To Port Stephens.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
There's a lot of pressure on the era infrastructure, the
local fish and chip shop.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, I imagine I'd have to get a new Baine Marie.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
There, Davan crack up the other bay.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
They've got enough public toilets.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Two pie Worm was on for that one. It's a
great Tamport Stevens. I haven't only spent much time there.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I always got obviously seventy five percent of Australian's.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Plan to seventy eight percent.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I always remember when I was a kid, I went
to Southwest Rocks.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's great. You ever been to Southwest Rocks? See?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Because I didn't grow up in Sydney or in South Wales.
As a child, we never ventured around there. And then
when I did move to Sydney when I was about ten,
I think all our relatives lived all around Australia, so
every holiday we just traveled to see them, so we
never explored much.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Did you fly or drive?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
We drove? Yeah, we drive low and I used to
get castick every time and Mum would have a bucket
of lollies between her feet and she just chuck it
over the over his shoulder to us. When we were younger,
she used to give us tubes of condensed milk to
suck on. I wonder, I've got a million holes in
my teeth.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
That's you got one too.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
So we'd empty the bucket of lollies. Then I'd spew
it for the rest of the trip.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I was like, what a bucket of an ice cream container?
That would be the plimsole that would be your destination
traveled March.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You knew you were halfway there when I'd half filled
it with vomit.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I always remember Southwest Frox because I used to there
was two There was two fairies that had washed up
on the beach that would just come out of the sand,
and as a child, i'd walk from where we were staying.
I only went there once and haven't been back since.
And I remember walking from a vivid memory. I had
a been about eight or nine, walking across the sand
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dunes to the ferry and then walking back, and it
was my first encounter with a topless woman.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I encounter an encounter when you saw.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I came across her.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I saw, yeah, like I was coming over the dune
and there she was with her friend. They were both topless,
and I just walked and they said hello. I went hello,
and it was just so I.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Don't really remember much of it.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I just remember thinking I'd never seen a topless woman
outside my mother before in the flesh.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
When I was a similar age. I lived in Perth
for two years between those, about seven and nine, and
I often thought I'd imagine this, but I've had it
validated since that we went to Albany. Is that down
south in Western Australia. We were a where there used
to be a whaling station and my brother and I
were walking along and saw a whale carcass being flends no, yes,
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And I thought I was imagining it. And I once
spoke about this on the radio many years ago and
people phoned in and said, yes, at that era, that
whaling station was still I.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Think they were late to stop whaling over there in
Western Australia.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I was in the seventies.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I was whaling. Imagine the noise of the whale was I was.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
About to say that, what are you highlander? You went
bag and you.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
See you saw a topless woman. I saw a whale
being flends. Why didn't that win Town of the Years?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Choose your own adventure?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Kids?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Which path would you rather go down? Many A?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Are you ready for.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
All four?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
What's on the cutting room floor?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
As you get older, Brendan, do you still like a
late night?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I wouldn't plan to have a late night.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Sometimes, inconsequentially, I've ended up a late night the other night.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
One yeah, I go home at two in the morning.
I thought, what the hell?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
They're the best ones? Do you if you know you're
going to have a late night? Just part of you
go ooh, yeah, that seems as if.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
You've got like a plan, like a Bucks. Weekends are
the worst because do.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
You know who's going on Bucks? I guess it's your
friend's kids.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, And you end up going on it and then
you think, oh my god, it's set.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You know, eight o'clock at night.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
You've been friends midnight or midday, I should say, and
you think, oh God.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
And then remember Jamie Lee Curtis when she was nominated
for an Oscar and there was an Oscar nominees did
and she said she didn't go to it because it
started at seven point thirty and she likes to be
home in bed at nine. And she said, hey, if
anyone's listening, start your things earlier. Amy Poehler, my favorite comedian,
has said that her favorite way of seeing music is
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if it's at a reasonable hour. She's sitting in a
chair with some lumber support and maybe she's got a
cheese plate with her, which is why those shows on
the Green are always good, because they're not always late
at night. Well what about this. They are a newcastle
in New South Wales. There are a variety of daytime
clubbing options for the over thirties. Yes, so it's an
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over thirty club and it's during the day. And how
about this, this is also a newcastle an over thirties
event owner. You're only lad in if you're over thirty.
It's an elderly they're calling it elderly EMO nightclub. It's
a billed as an event for elderly emos. By elderly emos.
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You have to be over thirty and you will listen
to the like of My Chemical Romance, Evan Essence Bullet
for My Valentine fall Out Boy, Paramore Blink one eight too.
This is if you like this kind of emo music,
you're over thirty and you want an early night the event.
It's not during the day, but it is six to ten.
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It's all over by ten.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Don't tell me that emos are now over thirty.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Well, I guess they would be born in nineteen ninety five,
yeah or before?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, yeah yeah. Didn't we say yeah again? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, I missed the emo boat.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, I know, Well we were born substantially, substantially before
ninety ninety five.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Well where Gen X? And I really having.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Said that, for a number of years, I was on
a television show representing Baby Boomers.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Well, because you were too close to Gen X and
they already had your boyfriend Charlie Pickering, it.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Was I was actually technically Generation Jones yep.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
In between generating the Baby Boomers and Generation X, there
was Generation Joe that was me. But I look at
you as a Generation X like I'm general like Generation
X was from nineteen sixty four up to whatever I
think it's ninety. I think it's nineteen yeah, ninety sixty four,
nineteen ninety or ninety and eighty anyway, But I look
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at you as that because Generation X we're a very
capable generation.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
The Baby Boomers were one that you know that.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Every generation has its own struggles, surely, but Generation X
we are the generation that were mindful of our kids,
wanted to.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Look after our kids financially.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I mean just we are the snowplayer generations. You know,
we buy our kids cars.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Like when I was growing up as a kid, everyone
had their license, no one had a car.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
And also kids were part of the furniture. You had
children off their wind. Now kids, well we I think
maybe you're right. Generation X started the trend of kids
being a hobby. But you had to be invested in
your kids to know about the homework, to know all
their teachers. You had to your kids had to be
a big part of your life. And often that's where
they're making your kids is your friend started.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And that's and and now you look at the kids
now don't have their license, but they've all got cars.
How many people do you know they've got some shipbox
carved sitting growing grass through it out in the front
yard because the kid hasn't got around getting his license.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
But you do have a nice vine of chocos chokos.
So what do you think would Emo's still dress with,
you know, looking like from the yet no black.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Noil polish Gotho?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Is it is that goth and Emo?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I gotta say, Robert Smith from the Currey's got to
drop the.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Goth Well, what's he going to do. He's not going
to suddenly look like Valdun. He's not going to brush
his hair. Let it go Gray, take you take off
his now a polish. He is still his idea.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
And when it was heroin thin in his twenties, but
now he's a middle aged, late to middle aged man.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
He looks like identity. Yeah, he still his identity.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I just you know, red lipstick does no on any phone.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Look a you're going to say to Cyndi Lauper, you know,
just stop wearing the makeup and wear a brunch coat
and stay home. I'd love to watch you say that
to Madonna the game.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Why don't you get down to Wombat and.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
By yourself a nice cargo pant.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
A Wombat formerly known as Miller's I don't know why
you would go from Miller's to Wombat.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Woman isn't an aspirational name in terms of clothing.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I'm going to get down to Wombat and buy myself
some clothes.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Because Wombats are known for their lovely shape and fashion
sense and smell.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
They written leave That is true, all right.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
If anyone needs these details of the elderly Emo nightclub
in Newcastle, let me know.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Okay Man's phone number is four three four one seven
four four three four close.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I think that's my number to day.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Come back tomorrow from more Chelsea than a man's coating
room floor
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Ifather a man room floor, what's on the cutting room
floor today?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Miss once?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
There's a show in America called My Strange Addiction HM.
And you see unusual people doing unusual things. This isn't pleasant,
but I think you don't like it. There's a guy
who it's not an addiction, it's a belief, a belief
that water isn't pure. And so you know what you
have to wash your stuff in, wash your food in
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filtered water? You urine? Have a listen, I go clean conversation? Yes,
will you please clean them? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Big stream tonight, I am going to willingly trigger my
mom's concern for your therapy and involve some of it
at the dinner table. There is not a doubt in
my mind that pe is cleaner than tapwater.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
He is cleaner than bottled water.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I would never use tapwater on anything.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I wouldn't let it touch my food, so I would
use my p instead. Do you guys an No, we're good,
But now everything else is ready to Did you clean?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I did cleaning myself with myself. How can urine be
cleaner than water? Urine? In case you need to be reminded,
is your body's waste?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Products.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
If you're lost at sea, don't drink your urine. That's
what they say, don't.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They don't drink the sea water, don't.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
They don't say to drink your urine.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You can drink your urine when you what if.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You're on a pleasure cruise, drink tequila, Yeah, if.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You're on a pleasure cruise. But if you're stuck out
at sea, you can drink your urine. There are moments
in your life where you can drink urine, but also.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Of mine. Do you remember Jimbo's stand up comedian.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
He decided to live as a homeless person for six
weeks to see how long he could go just self sustaining,
but without any money whatsoever, just living off himself. So
he had a Hessian bag which he grew sprouts in,
and he would drink water, but he would drink the
urine as well.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
He did drink a.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Company of people don't always drink their own youth.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And his thing was homeless people.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Are usually you know, alcoholics or drugs that have a
lot of vices. He was living clean, so he was
just drinking water and eating sprouts until and so he
was drinking his urine as well, not as a primary
source of liquid.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
But he would drink it and he lasted six weeks.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You just want to see how long he could last
without spending any money.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
What did he think of the liquid?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
He liked it and his teeth for good. His breath
didn't stink or anything like that. His teeth were quite
he didn't clean his teeth.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Isn't it bad for you though, doingest your own waste produce?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I would imagine so.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But also back to what I was saying, you would
have to live a clean life. You can't get on
the cans Kentucky and expect to be drinking or your Wii, So.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You can't expect You can't expect that. So oh mate, there, look,
I'm not saying to it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
If you're stuck in the middle of the ocean and
you've got now the source of liquid, you're probably best
drinking urine.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I don't know to just share other people's ur would you.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
If we're on the boat, you and I are a
raft and we're flying around in the ocean, do I
drink your wa and you drink mine?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Or do we drink our iron?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Would you feel more squeamish drinking someone else's or less squeamish.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think i'd feel less squeamish drinking my ironing.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
When I go around the grand Well, would you.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Let me go back to If you're on the ocean, say,
and you're being ship wrecked, seawater just dries you out
because you're ingesting too much salt? Is that right?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah? It sends your mad, apparently, does it?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
The old time sea sailors when they were stuck at sea,
they would not drink salty Why do I sound like
I'm doing a check?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
They would not drink the salty water because it would
send them mad.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Would they drink urine?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah? And they'd eat each other as well.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Now, yes, that cruise is terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Come back to the fair Star or you're gonna eat buttocks.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I feel like I've learned something.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And what have we got on the cutting room floor
on this birthday day?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's right? It's my birthday day? My b D day?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Do you tell everyone about your presence?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Started with some lovely presents you got Chloe Chloe perfume,
which I really love and I needed.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Got a ginormous soy sauce fish container.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
People about it, so.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Just make it about you on your birthday.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
A big soy sauce fish container.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I got a candle that reveals the message.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
A hidden message can so we lit.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
It and we made our tech got very Tom got
very upset because he was concerned that we might set
off the water jets any.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Such a baby.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
There's just thousands upon thousands of electrical equipment in here.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And the message it revealed, I thought it was going
to say rocking you're rocking hot you are, but it
didn't say that. As more of the candle was revealed,
more of the words I couldn't read them out.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You can swear on the cutting room floor from I.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Don't want to. And my final gift was two vintage
heads of Punch and Juty. Yeah, dolls we've often thought
were a little bit well like.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Punch and Duty, Punch and Judy, you know, the toad
each other with the sticks, a bit like this.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
We've never resorted to physical violence.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm happy for it if you want to get like
a little paddle out and give me a bit of
a spanker.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Only because I know you'd enjoy it. So it's the point.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Please, sir, can I have another what we.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Thought, what I thought we could talk about today. I mean,
there's lots of animals that we know are incredibly smart,
and we pay homage to them. We all wear dolphin
belt buckles.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Dolphins, do you think they're the smartest animals?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Well, do you think there's a dolphin that has a
human belt buckle and burns it? Handle of my image?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You know, I heard about dolphins.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You know all those times we hear about dolphins coming
along and rescuing sailors. A lot of times the dolphins
have been dragging the sailors out to.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
See dolphins can be let's say it, a holes can be.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Maybe dolphins are big a.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Holes, although they have been as observed using tools like,
for example, putting sponges over their beaks to protect them
from rocks. They play with a puffer fish like it's
a game of football. So if you're from a family
of puffer fish, you're not too fond of the dolphins.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, Tommy, go and play not with those dolphins.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And they think the dolphins is one of the few species,
along with apes and humans, that can recognize themselves in
a mirror. I used to hold a mirror up to
my dog constantly and she just looks all around. Some
dogs respond to television. My dog doesn't. But sometimes the
new TVs have the pixels that many breeds of dogs
respond to.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
We've got a you know, I've got part time dog, Lilah. Yeah,
it's other part time dog. I've gotten this name. It's
nice dog. It looks like a golden gay time, you know,
the coloring of it. But whenever the TV comes on,
it just barks at the TV if there's a dog
on there, like a nut.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
And Lilah doesn't see any of it, looks, oh, what's
the dogs? Now? I've gotten the name of the.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Dog's Barney, but no, I've forgotten it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Cooper or something.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Okay, that's a.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Human name anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
So this other dog, as it set forever known Cooper,
will look at that and bark like a nut. Lilah
looks at this dog it's just on TV.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Or doesn't see the image. He just sees a movement.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I've seen Lilah actually look at said dog and look
and just go yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
But I mean the dog, yes, it's name's Chess. But
what I'm saying is Lilah doesn't look at the TV
screen and see the image of the same way Chester does.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Well.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I think she recognizes a dog because she has this
look you've meant, Lilah.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
She seems like a very wise dog. So is my
dog your dog? I thought you doing about your other dog, Ripley.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, it's not about Mini.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So many doesn't recognize the dog and oh no.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
And sometimes if the football's on, she might look up.
I think she's watching the footy, but she doesn't. Really,
she doesn't chase the trajectory of the ball. But some
dogs do, some dogs. I've have you not seen this
stuff on social media where a football I will kick
a ball and the dog will run around the back
of the television the ball.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
But didn't your dog just sit there? And a cat
walked into the yard.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I ate it from her bottle.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
A cat walked into our house, sat on the dining
room table. A dog didn't notice, didn't notice. The dog
was barking at it, and we tried to tell the
dog not to bark. And now the cat comes in
as pussy whipped.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
The dog just comes and looks at the dog.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Well, look, that's enough about that. We think about animals
like dolphins and elephants and apes being smart. But I
saw an interesting thing about the humble mice recently. Humble
mice the humble mouse. There's video of a mouse standing
over an unconscious mouth mouse, and the mouse pulls the
tongue out of it, bites down onto the other mouse's mouth,
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gets its teeth out of the way, and pulls its
tongue out to resuscitate it. Wow, it's quite extraordinary to
unlock unblock the airways of the other mouse.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Where did they see this at?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Well, it's been filmed in a in I guess a cage.
And so what it says is that mice therefore can
have these learned behaviors to keep their species going to
resuscitate another mouse. Mice can also solve food puzzles, as
we know. They can learn to find ramps in nimpools
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of cloudy water. They have excellent memories. They remember roots
more than many men I know have. They recognize family members,
they know their names and respond when called. Really, you've
seen Stewart Little?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, well yeah, what about Steward Little? A little car
and everything.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
A little car and everything. They don't make those films
about slugs.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I always thought, you know, and someone did point this
out that it was odd that they went into the
orphanage and adopted a little mouse.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
And the other kids are going, wait, shit, I'm a kid.
You can get me clothes off the rack.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You'd rather take a rodent into the house than.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Me in case you need to be resuscitated.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Keep up, FML, but back to the resuscitation. This lab
that they're in, it's not a lab where they're doing
experiments on mice.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
All I know, Brendan, I saw this on a TikTok
produced by a new scientist, is that they were discussing
what this image meant is they saw a mouse leaning
over another one that was flat on its back. Carked
it pretty much to all intents and purposes, and it
rummaged around in its mouth with its own teeth and
pulled its tongue out.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
What about the mice wears the makeup looks like bugs
bunny when he dresses up like a woman.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
To who you're seventy said.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
That's from a lab, Brendan.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
It's time for the cut and roof floor.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
If someone comes up to you and offer you a
nine point six million dollar solid gold toilet, say for
five bucks, don't take it because it's been stolen really
from Blenham Palace, you know blenh And Palace? Was it
wasn't it blenh And Palace where Robbie Williams did an
incredible show Or was that Oasis? Barry Manilow I know,
(11:20):
has performed there. Some of the biggest acts in the
world performed at blen And Palace.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's probably in the book ends right there.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You've got Oasis to Robbie Williams to Barry Madeline.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
But this toilet, it's a it's a fully functioning gold toilet.
Nine point six million dollars was stolen in three minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Let me talk you through what has it got? The system?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Here's a picture of the pan, give me a picture.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I know. The plumbing.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, look, it's plumb. It was plumbed in. It was
plumbed in. It was an installation, but it was plumbered.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
All right.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Okay, So it hasn't got a cistern, but it's got
the pan, it's got the seat, it's got the pipework there,
and it's got an more cistern, which I'm presuming is
not made of gold.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I've never been more bored by you.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
If by board do you mean sexually.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
No, no, because how I'm talking plumb and talk here plumbing,
so that would why I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Let me tell you how I guess you guess that
might much gold?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Have a guess?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Nine eight eight eight half kilos.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Ninety eight kilos, ninety eight kilos. Yes, whoa Let me
tell you about it. So it's an eighteen carrot.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Loo ninety eight kilos of gold.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
It was in a raid that just lasted minutes. Footage
has been shown to jurors because this case is before
the courts. A stolen Isuzu truck drives its speed across
the lawn towards the palace, Blend and palace. It stops
by the twenty steps that lead up to the front door.
A second stolen vehicle at VW Golf was up alongside it.
This is at four point fifty am. Three men make
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their way towards the house. Two of them are wielding sledgehammers,
while two drivers remain in the vehicles. Now this isn't
shown in the footage that were shown to jurors, but
it was heard in court that the men smashed and
broke in through a window before making their way to
the room where the golden lavatory was on display because
you see, five days before the exhibition opened that featured this,
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one of the men visited the palace with his partner
on what prosecutors believe was the first of two reconnaissance visits.
Where's the duni, so the prosecutor has said they knew
precisely where to go. They broke down the wooden door
to the cubicle where the lavatory was fully plumbed in,
removed it, leaving water pouring out of the pipes. So
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that was at five fifty am. At five point fifty
three am, the men can be seen rolling the loo
away from the building before bundling it into the back
of the gulf, causing the car suspension to sag under
the aforementioned ninety eight kilo wait. One of the group
can be seen clutching the golden lavatory sleep seat. You've
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clutched a toilet for many nights, which was thrown into
the back of the car. So a couple of men
have been arrested in connection to it, and the lavatree
has never been recovered. Really, it's believed that they split
it up and disposed of it. That's a shape, flushed
it down the toilet that is a shade flushed it
down itself.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Did they Was that a toilet that you could use
well in the castle or an exhibition?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I think it was part of an exhibition. The castle
is a family home, but it's also historical home. It's
opened to the public, so it must have been part
of some kind of exhibition. But it was plumbed in. Yeah,
and it's a shame they broke it unless Kenny has
done it, unless Kenny's stolen the toilet Shane Jacobs and
check his house.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, it's like the Italian Job.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Everyone's told I need to watch that, and I have never.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Never seen the Iteaan job. Blow the bleeding door with
Michael Kane.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Never seen it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You're only sposed to to bleed indoors. Have you said it?
With Mark Wahlberg and Charlie's there are no I suggest
you watch that Moon one does.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
So many people have asked me to that. I've gone
the other way and I refuse to.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, you're really missing out on a great.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Movie storyline without wrecking it for me.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Well, it's a bunch of.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Thieves, thieves and they pull up a heist stealing gold
and they use mini minor cars to drive through the
streets of Italy. In the case of the Italian job,
the new One, it's on the streets of La she
starts off in Italy.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Well they make a film, you think about them karting
a ninety eight kilo Think toilet in the back of
the golf be good ad for golf.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Great ad for golf was the shower, Okay, the Golden Shower.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
No reference here to the Golden Shower, although in prison,
good luck to you.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Ya on the cutting room floor today, what have we got?
Do you like small regional.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Towns very much? So it's always nice to go into
a regional town.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I like riding a motorcycle through a regional town. You know,
you get a pie, you get a vibe of the town.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah. I like looking at the little regional shops. If
there's a little gallery or a little jewelry shop or
a little something something, I'll always go in.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You never know what you're going to find. And there
are many great towns in our country. Port Stephens has
taking the crown for the twenty twenty five Ossie Town
of the Year.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Tell me exactly where this is. Let's let's give people
an idea of where Port Stephens is.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's New South Wales, yes, Newcastleway.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, so is it near I get my Port McQuary's
and my late mcquarries confused. It's near Lake Macquarie.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yes, yeah, Late mcquarry. Then Port Stephens beautiful And why
is it one?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
It's one because seventy eight percent of Australian's plan to travel.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
To Port Stephens.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
There's a lot of pressure on the era infrastructure, the
local fish and chip shop.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, I imagine I'd have to get a new Baine Marie.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
There, Davan crack up the other bay.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
They've got enough public toilets.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Two pie Worm was on for that one. It's a
great Tamport Stevens. I haven't only spent much time there.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I always got obviously seventy five percent of Australian's.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Plan to seventy eight percent.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I always remember when I was a kid, I went
to Southwest Rocks.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's great. You ever been to Southwest Rocks? See?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Because I didn't grow up in Sydney or in South Wales.
As a child, we never ventured around there. And then
when I did move to Sydney when I was about ten,
I think all our relatives lived all around Australia, so
every holiday we just traveled to see them, so we
never explored much.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Did you fly or drive?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
We drove? Yeah, we drive low and I used to
get castick every time and Mum would have a bucket
of lollies between her feet and she just chuck it
over the over his shoulder to us. When we were younger,
she used to give us tubes of condensed milk to
suck on. I wonder, I've got a million holes in
my teeth.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
That's you got one too.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
So we'd empty the bucket of lollies. Then I'd spew
it for the rest of the trip.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I was like, what a bucket of an ice cream container?
That would be the plimsole that would be your destination
traveled March.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You knew you were halfway there when I'd half filled
it with vomit.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I always remember Southwest Frox because I used to there
was two There was two fairies that had washed up
on the beach that would just come out of the sand,
and as a child, i'd walk from where we were staying.
I only went there once and haven't been back since.
And I remember walking from a vivid memory. I had
a been about eight or nine, walking across the sand
(18:31):
dunes to the ferry and then walking back, and it
was my first encounter with a topless woman.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I encounter an encounter when you saw.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I came across her.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I saw, yeah, like I was coming over the dune
and there she was with her friend. They were both topless,
and I just walked and they said hello. I went hello,
and it was just so I.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Don't really remember much of it.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I just remember thinking I'd never seen a topless woman
outside my mother before in the flesh.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
When I was a similar age. I lived in Perth
for two years between those, about seven and nine, and
I often thought I'd imagine this, but I've had it
validated since that we went to Albany. Is that down
south in Western Australia. We were a where there used
to be a whaling station and my brother and I
were walking along and saw a whale carcass being flends no, yes,
(19:27):
And I thought I was imagining it. And I once
spoke about this on the radio many years ago and
people phoned in and said, yes, at that era, that
whaling station was still I.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Think they were late to stop whaling over there in
Western Australia.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I was in the seventies.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I was whaling. Imagine the noise of the whale was I was.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
About to say that, what are you highlander? You went
bag and you.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
See you saw a topless woman. I saw a whale
being flends. Why didn't that win Town of the Years?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Choose your own adventure?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Kids?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Which path would you rather go down? Many A?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Are you ready for.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
All four?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
What's on the cutting room floor?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
As you get older, Brendan, do you still like a
late night?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I wouldn't plan to have a late night.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Sometimes, inconsequentially, I've ended up a late night the other night.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
One yeah, I go home at two in the morning.
I thought, what the hell?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
They're the best ones? Do you if you know you're
going to have a late night? Just part of you
go ooh, yeah, that seems as if.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
You've got like a plan, like a Bucks. Weekends are
the worst because do.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
You know who's going on Bucks? I guess it's your
friend's kids.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, And you end up going on it and then
you think, oh my god, it's set.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You know, eight o'clock at night.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
You've been friends midnight or midday, I should say, and
you think, oh God.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
And then remember Jamie Lee Curtis when she was nominated
for an Oscar and there was an Oscar nominees did
and she said she didn't go to it because it
started at seven point thirty and she likes to be
home in bed at nine. And she said, hey, if
anyone's listening, start your things earlier. Amy Poehler, my favorite comedian,
has said that her favorite way of seeing music is
(21:15):
if it's at a reasonable hour. She's sitting in a
chair with some lumber support and maybe she's got a
cheese plate with her, which is why those shows on
the Green are always good, because they're not always late
at night. Well what about this. They are a newcastle
in New South Wales. There are a variety of daytime
clubbing options for the over thirties. Yes, so it's an
(21:37):
over thirty club and it's during the day. And how
about this, this is also a newcastle an over thirties
event owner. You're only lad in if you're over thirty.
It's an elderly they're calling it elderly EMO nightclub. It's
a billed as an event for elderly emos. By elderly emos.
(21:57):
You have to be over thirty and you will listen
to the like of My Chemical Romance, Evan Essence Bullet
for My Valentine fall Out Boy, Paramore Blink one eight too.
This is if you like this kind of emo music,
you're over thirty and you want an early night the event.
It's not during the day, but it is six to ten.
(22:17):
It's all over by ten.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Don't tell me that emos are now over thirty.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Well, I guess they would be born in nineteen ninety five,
yeah or before?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, yeah yeah. Didn't we say yeah again? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, I missed the emo boat.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, I know, Well we were born substantially, substantially before
ninety ninety five.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Well where Gen X? And I really having.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Said that, for a number of years, I was on
a television show representing Baby Boomers.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Well, because you were too close to Gen X and
they already had your boyfriend Charlie Pickering, it.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Was I was actually technically Generation Jones yep.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
In between generating the Baby Boomers and Generation X, there
was Generation Joe that was me. But I look at
you as a Generation X like I'm general like Generation
X was from nineteen sixty four up to whatever I
think it's ninety. I think it's nineteen yeah, ninety sixty four,
nineteen ninety or ninety and eighty anyway, But I look
(23:15):
at you as that because Generation X we're a very
capable generation.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
The Baby Boomers were one that you know that.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Every generation has its own struggles, surely, but Generation X
we are the generation that were mindful of our kids,
wanted to.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Look after our kids financially.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I mean just we are the snowplayer generations. You know,
we buy our kids cars.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Like when I was growing up as a kid, everyone
had their license, no one had a car.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
And also kids were part of the furniture. You had
children off their wind. Now kids, well we I think
maybe you're right. Generation X started the trend of kids
being a hobby. But you had to be invested in
your kids to know about the homework, to know all
their teachers. You had to your kids had to be
a big part of your life. And often that's where
they're making your kids is your friend started.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And that's and and now you look at the kids
now don't have their license, but they've all got cars.
How many people do you know they've got some shipbox
carved sitting growing grass through it out in the front
yard because the kid hasn't got around getting his license.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
But you do have a nice vine of chocos chokos.
So what do you think would Emo's still dress with,
you know, looking like from the yet no black.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Noil polish Gotho?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Is it is that goth and Emo?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I gotta say, Robert Smith from the Currey's got to
drop the.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Goth Well, what's he going to do. He's not going
to suddenly look like Valdun. He's not going to brush
his hair. Let it go Gray, take you take off
his now a polish. He is still his idea.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
And when it was heroin thin in his twenties, but
now he's a middle aged, late to middle aged man.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
He looks like identity. Yeah, he still his identity.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I just you know, red lipstick does no on any phone.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Look a you're going to say to Cyndi Lauper, you know,
just stop wearing the makeup and wear a brunch coat
and stay home. I'd love to watch you say that
to Madonna the game.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Why don't you get down to Wombat and.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
By yourself a nice cargo pant.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
A Wombat formerly known as Miller's I don't know why
you would go from Miller's to Wombat.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Woman isn't an aspirational name in terms of clothing.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I'm going to get down to Wombat and buy myself
some clothes.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Because Wombats are known for their lovely shape and fashion
sense and smell.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
They written leave That is true, all right.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
If anyone needs these details of the elderly Emo nightclub
in Newcastle, let me know.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Okay Man's phone number is four three four one seven
four four three four close.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I think that's my number to day.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Come back tomorrow from more Chelsea than a man's coating
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