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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Everybody. Here's some more and.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's Josey as well.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
On the cutting room floor today the tale of a
masked criminal by the name of Dion de Grout.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
What's done.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Dion was caught with four hundred and fifty dollars worth
of Cabri cream eggs in his jacket. That's that's a
lot of eggs. He was sentenced. This is harsh to
twelve weeks in prison. Really imagine that doing time for that.
You're in prison for twelve weeks?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What fall for stealing cream eggs?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
What are you in here for? Mate?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I was stealing some Cadbrick cream eggs. I got a
cream egg for you. Just reach into this pocket.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm just going to come out and say this. Yeah,
Cadbury cream eggs. Don't waste my time. Why are people
so obsessed with these things? What? Is it? Like a
giant caramello beer? But it's round.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It looks like a chocolate egg. Yeah, and then you
crack it open. It's got white and yellow in it,
like an egg, which I don't like.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I find a little unsettling.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Is it white around the middle or like I sort
of like an egg like caramelo.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
White on the outside. Yellow in the in the middle
like an egg. But I'm a bit squeamish when it
comes to eggs.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You know, when they're raw.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I don't mind eating now it's not actual egg.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
In the CAMERI cream egg.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yes, I am aware of that. I'm not an idiot,
but I will say this. It just tastes like caramel.
But I don't like because they say you eat with
your eyes.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Eyes are so big.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well, just sometimes you know when you look fat, when
you look at something, you eat with your eyes.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
If it's appealing to you, you're going to eat it.
Look at Sydney Sweeten.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Said you're going to prison as well. The thing with
the cabric cream egg, I think it's I've only had one,
I think, and I didn't like it because it's too sweet.
Caramelo beer. It's predominantly chocolate with a bit of caramel.
This is too CARAMELI for me.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, I say this to you, the same amount of
caramel in a caramelo how would you as it is
in a cabric cream.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
How would you know? Have you done the maths.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Pound for pound that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
How would you have you used you know, one of
those charity big caramelo koalas you know the big ones.
You're you're getting the same amount of caramel in.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
A small egg in the koala.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
As you are getting in the egg and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Also, I'm going to say something else. I'm going to
come out and say it.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Here.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We can love this hot cross buns. I like them,
take them or leave?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What about the ones without the fruit in them?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I prefer the ones with the fruit and slaverings slatherings
of butter. But I can take them or leave them.
I don't have to have them. I don't look at
them and have to eat them. I'm not interested in
buying them.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah. I like when I go around on my mum's house.
You guess, would you like a hood coss bun? Yeah?
She puts in the toaster and makes it with butter.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And a toaster. Yeah, that's her toaster slots.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
She's got one of those big crumpet toasters, you know,
and you can put a cabric creaen in there.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Caramel. It's true, it's true.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I think what I've deduced about myself is I don't
have much of a sweet tooth. Having said that, if
I was going to go to prison for smuggling some
kind of chocolate. It's probably going to be a box
of favorites. Yeah, I love the favorite, except obviously for
the Turkish to light. Don't waste my time Turkish. Everything
else in there I like.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Have lover, I've got no time for.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Imagine I went to prison smuggling a pavlov.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I think it's an act in prison a pavlova.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Why don't you like pavlova?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, the act the food, because it's got that, It's
got the meringue, which I'm not a fan of, and
it's got that eggy stuff in the middle of the
you know what's that stuff?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You know what's the stuff?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, it's egg white stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
It's got that, and then the cream. And invariably you're
at some outdoor function and they the women make the pavlova,
and they gets left out in and you just watch
it melt.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, so it's more you don't like that things like
that are left outside.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
No, no, no, I don't think it's being If you.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Ate it in the arctic inside, would you like it?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
If it's all firm and good gelatissimo?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Remember they dropped off a pavlova, a lemon Pavlova flavored
ice cream.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
What did we eat?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, it was Gelatisimo made.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
It was a Pavlova lemon flavored pavlova in a styrophoam container,
but it didn't and had chunks of meringue.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Gesu was good.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You know, do you like.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What are those things called cheesecakes?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
No, see, they're the easiest things to make. My husband
doesn't like it, which is annoying because it's the easiest
dessert to make if you've got people.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I hardly love cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No, it doesn't like it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I could do with a bit of cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
He doesn't like.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Baked your cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I like, well, that's cheesecake, but it's different to your
normal cheesecake. My thing with the cheesecake is, once again
it gets left out and gets left outside.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Do you let me just drill it down? Do you
like eggs?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I can eat eggs, Yeah, I can eat eggs.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I was on a building site once working with a
big Kiwi Go Big Mary guy, and he'd always have
we'd go to the pub and have three schooners at
morning tea and a steak.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And eggs and chips, and Jesus was good.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Raw eggs.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
No, you get the steak and the eggs and chips.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Brow. Come on, we gotta work to d and then
we get it and it was just it was so good.
I haven't had it since then. I reckon I could
do it again. You get the steak, put the eggs
on top. Yum yum.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Good for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah for breakfast. You're working, you know, hard to make
a living.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
She couldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Now we're doing this putsy job. No, you hardly exert
yourself lifting up the rock set back catalog.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Why are you sweating? If jorg Man is cutting.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
On the cutting room floor, Let's talk about Helen Mirren.
What's she up to? You know, a sexy old bird
calling me that?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Or her? I Well, maybe she'd be happy with that.
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Maybe you're both cut from the same cloth.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Helen has said that the James Bond franchise she's never
been a big fan of it, never liked it.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
She said it's not her thing.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
She's opposed to the idea of a female double O
seven as well, due to the franchise's profound sexism.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Finally, someone is saying it, what did you feel about James?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
No? What.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I've never been a big James Bond fan, but particularly
when I grew up and it was the Roger Moore
camp era with a camp well, I never kind of
saw the fanciful nature of it, and I would go,
oh as if, and when he pash off all the girls,
oh as if. I was a cynic, but I felt
that the girls were dumb and I felt it was
sexist and misogynists. And that was me and in my teens,
(07:19):
and it's still the same. It's interesting that, yeah, you're
saying that she doesn't think we should have a female
double seven because the whole nature of it is misogynist.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
So he didn't like poshe or Moneypenny.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But I didn't have that era. I was the what's
his name? Roger Moore? And has he got on?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I remember the time he didn't crack onto the young
ice skater.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No, I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
There was a time in the young ice skater and
she was in his bed and James said, no, no.
I think they didn't think that's for me, young lady.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
He doesn't take a viagraa He was one hundred and
fifty eight by then. Also, as he got older, you
couldn't tell well his rolltop skivvy and his neck ended
and the skivvy began.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
What was your favorite James Bond?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You're missing what I'm I'm saying. I didn't have one,
and I've got older. I can see the Daniel Craig thing.
I'm not drawn to watch because I find him attractive.
But I'm not drawn to these movies. I don't. I
don't follow them. As you know, I can't follow the storyline.
I wonder who's who and if there's any double crossing.
I've got no idea. I'm not off halfway through, talk
(08:21):
through part of it and then have no idea.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Of the That's what always happens when the helicopter blows up.
That's pretty much when I fall asleep. There's always a
helicopter that there is.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And I don't know the difference between my five M,
sixteen M twenty eight. I don't It's not my thing.
And finally, someone like heron Helen Mirren is saying, so, yeah,
well you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Know you both cut from the same cloth of what
of the sexy old bird clo.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yes, and because we you know, we're talking about hating sexism,
and that's the sentence you've got and you're not even
being ironic. I am more ronic. Money, Pan and pussy say,
that's all you get from this. There's catchphrases that sound
vaguely rude.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That's my legal friend, money, Penny and Porsche. What was
your favorite underwater car?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Then? Oh my god, God, remember the other day I
was talking about a movie that had entranced me when
I was a teenager, and you just sneered the films
I liked when I was younger. Window to the Sky,
and it's based on a true story, and it was
about it downhill skier who became a quadriplegic and the
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man who loved her and then he goes into an aeroplane.
It was bow Bridges and carks it. It was the
most dramatic thing I've ever seen. That's the kind of
movie I like. Take you, James Bond, That's the one
I want. That with a big Sookie song underneath it
that are living in John saying it had everything.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Brendan didn't have helicopter blow up or an underwater car.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
No, and he had a plane crash. But I think
all we saw was it going over the hill and
then she gets a phone call. I think that's my memory.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's how it tired. Asses with the plane crash.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
We can't all wash each other's hair like out of Africa.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Everybody here got ready at a party here.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
On the cutting room floor. There's something that's been going
around on the internet. Michael Jackson's voice. Michael Jackson's voice
apparently is not real.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Do you mean that high? Mickey Mouse? Was this one
instinctive one?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And I wish you a very happy Christmas and a
peaceful New Year.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I look forward to seeing you soon, and I love
you dear.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
He adapted that childlike voice. I think the kids like it.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
You know, if you gonna if you're gonna share a
big bed with child, come on, if you have to share.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
A bed with a child, you know when someone hey,
little villa, you don't want that? Do you want to?
You want a childlike voice? I would imagine.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And also I imagine he saw himself as childlike. Yes, yes,
I'm not making excuses for his behavior, but he saw
himself childlike. But you're saying that's not his real.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Voice, that's not his real voice.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Here he is talking about James Brown at James Brown's funeral.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
What brings your honor today? James Brown, What did he
mean to you?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Everything?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
He was my greatest is rus I missed very much.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I love them.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I went down a little bit of a rabbit hole
on this one.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
There were other people that were talking about this, and
one guy said that Michael had a very deep voice.
And in fact, when some people had came around, some
people had come around to Neverland Ranch one time and overstayed,
They're welcome. He was heard to say, I never thought
those mother beepers.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Would leave in a big Barry White in a big
Barry White voice, with that voice we just heard then,
that slightly deeput one, the James Brown one. How many
years ago did James Brown die? Because maybe over the
years he's adopted this voice all the time, younger, his
voice was deeper.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Two thousand and nine hour and well, James Brown died
just before that. I think Michael didn't live longer than.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Towards the end of his life.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That would be towards the end of his life. I'm
pretty sure you know.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I was about to ask you how old Michael Jackson was.
Now I forgot for a moment.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Dead he did, and he was only fifty fifty. It
was fifty I think so, and I remember at the
time they get he's done right.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That was only a few years two thousand and nine.
I was fifty then, wasn't I What are you born
in sixty two? And he died when two and nine.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Got some workout, babies.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I'm just doing it. I'm just doing a drawing. But
we spoke about this the other day, about this Michael
Jackson information. We got a DM Someone slid into our
DMS yep and said this, greetings. My ex husband worked
with Michael Jackson and he always said the same thing. Michael,
and he spoke like that in public, in private, in meetings,
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et cetera. He sounded completely different. Apparently he was very
disconcerting for those hearing it for the first time.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
When Michael comes up pretty to fool, that doesn't sign
me for this deal? Your mother beepers.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Film at Michael, Okay, I'm ready, ready to go.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Now am pretty to fool on the cutting room floor today?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Have I told you that when I went to Tokyo
with my sons in January, we went to a bar,
lots of small quirky bars, and there was a snake
in a vat of alcohol, a dead snake, actually thinking
about it now makes me I still feel there. But
we walked in and said, that's curious. An hour later
we were drinking the fluid. It tasted just like a shot.
(13:57):
It tasted like pure medicinal alcohol, if you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, of course, like ethel alcohol. And also it could
have just been a rubber snake as well.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Because you could. I'll show you the photo. It's a
real snake that you.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Can get pretty lifelike snakes these days.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
No, well, this is also a tradition they have there.
Why would you dispute that I did that.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I'm not disputing it.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It sounds like you are.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I'm not. I'm setting your mind at ease.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Well, I chose to do it, and it's interesting that
I feel queasy at the thought of it now because
I think I was hung over the next day and thought, oh,
that's disgusting. At the time, it was just something to
do because by the end had a thousand drinks. Which
is a nice thing to do with his sons, isn't it.
They are of age. Let me say, well, I'm reading
about Jessica Simpson. I keep forgetting she's a singer, she's
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the actress, She's the one who famously said, is tuna
the chicken of the sea.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
The chicken of the sea. She was in Dukes of Hazard,
the reboot movie. She played Daisy Duke.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah now, and she's also a very famous fashion designer, billionaire.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
And she put on a bit of condition there and
they lost.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
The condition and lost the husband along the way, lost
the condition and recently separated from a husband she has taken.
There's an Instagram post in a video where she's seen
hanging in a recording studio drinking her as she says
a quote a Chinese herb thing that her vocal coaches recommended.
Then they google the ingredients of what that is, and
(15:19):
it's snake sperm. When asked what it tastes like, she said,
it's like honey. So she said, if you want a
good vocal, you've got to drink snake sperm. Yeah, right,
milking the snake.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Goodness about it. I knew that they get it out.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You know, they've got I think a cloaka one hole
for everything. And when you just look at the underside
of a snake, you can barely see it. Yeah yeah,
rithe around with each other and then impregnation happens. You
don't see. I assume it pops out, goes in, comes
(15:58):
back inside the body.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Is this the intercourse or the actual the intercourse?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
And I guess when they'd have to tick a little
show it some source of photographs. So when it pops out,
you grab.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
It, milk it and it goes to its skin.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
On another note, and I'm sorry, this is mankey today.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
So Jessica Simpson just said it tasted like honey, and
that's what that was her thing.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Maybe they flavored it with honey.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
That's what snakes say to women. Snakes, it tastes like honey.
Keep going, ah, So.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
What do you think this tastes like?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
This?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Man his name is Troy Casey is a health influencer
and he says that he contributes his great health to
a regimen he's been on for a number of years.
He's known as the author of a Journey of Self Love.
He's been drinking his own urine for years and he
regards it as something of a diagnostic tool. He says
(17:00):
that drinking your own urine teaches your insides a bit
more about yourself. Urine has stem cells, amino acids, antibodies,
it's the hair of the dog, a direct bio feedback loop.
You know what's wrong with you as soon as you
drink your morning pee. I'd say, what's wrong with you?
You're drinking your morning fee.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Just look at the mirror.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Mac.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
He was introduced to your in therapy by a breathwork coach.
Come on, these words just irritate me.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
What's a breath work coach?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh, someone who teaches you the power of using your
breath to heal your body. I think. Don't quote me
on any of that.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
So my teenagers when they were teenagers, they had a powerful.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Breath, A bad breath coach. He said, he's had some
healings through this. Through urine looping. It's akin to fasting.
It's the practice of drinking your own urine and supplemental
water for a designated period. This guy, he calls himself
the certified health nut, and he previously made headlines. Here's
the other trifecta for summing his anus.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
What benefits you get out of that?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I mean, can it be sensitive skill? He wouldn't want
that slip slop slam. Just we've spoken about this before.
Youurine therapy. It's just so you know it's not good
for you. No, No, it's hazardous because it's dehydrating and contaminating.
As they say here, this is a medical quote. Urine
is mostly water and salt, which dehydrates. Your kidneys are
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trying to get rid of the toxins. If you drink urine,
you're putting your toxins back into your body.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Duh, exactly, duh, unless you're gandy or bear grills. He
seemed to like drinking his urine a little bit too much,
even when he wasn't in the wilderness.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
At the airport lounge.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Bear It's okay, mate, We've got other drinks here.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Hey, hey, everybody, here's some more Jelsey and a man's
curtain room for hey. Hey, hey, get ready everybody, here's
some more Jonty and a man's curtain.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Room for hey. Hey, hey, are you ready for on
the cut and roof War Today?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I'm going to tell you about a man today called
Frano Slak. He's a Croatian man and he's no longer alive.
But while he was alive, he cheated death seven times.
Whoa do you want to hear about them?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Please? Or we just leave it at this. That's it.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's the end of my story.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Well, well, you said you were going to tell me
a story. I thought it was going to be about
a man named Jed.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
The poor mountaineer barely kept his family fair.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Do you know the story? And one day he's shooting
up some food.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Up through the ground, came some bubble and crude.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Next thing you know, it's oil.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
That is like gold Texas tea. We're aging ourselves.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Next thing you know, Jed's and me and heir, which
means get out of there.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
The kin folks said, Jed, move away from that, said,
California is the place you ought to be.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Packed up the family and he moved to Beverly Hills,
that is pools. We don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I'm going to tell you about this.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Back to my mate, Frano Silak. He cheated death seven times.
He survived some extraordinary incidents in all kinds of transport.
The first one, he was traveling by a train when
it suddenly derailed and fell into an icy river. Despite
breaking his arm, he managed to swim to shore and
was the only survivor of the accident.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Goodness.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
A year later, he's on a plane.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
The door blows open, blow to bleeding doors off mid flight,
he gets sucked out of the plane lands on a haystack,
wakes up in hospital, discovers once again he is the
only survivor.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Three years later, he's riding on a bus. It skids
off the road and into a river. Once again, he
walks away unharmed. An insurance commercial, he decided, quite wisely,
he'd avoid public transportation. He buys a car, but twice
its engine catches fire while he's driving. Luckily, both times
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he gets out just before the gas tank explodes.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Goodness.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Then he was hit by a bus while walking again,
escaped only with major injuries. And then he had his
biggest one. They were just bingles compared to this. His
most dramatic accident came when his car plunged off a cliff.
He jumped out just in time, grabbed onto a tree branch,
and saved himself from a fatal four wow. And then
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so he got reborn as it were seven times. Then
he won a million dollars in the lottery.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Oh how did he pass away eventually?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Well, he was born in twenty nine and died in
twenty sixteen, so I'm assuming that's old age. But it's
amazing the headline of this story is luckiest man alive,
and I find all this hilarious that surely the luckiest
person alive is the person who none of this happens
to true. It's like if you fall over and break
your arm, people say, lucky it didn't break your arm. Anually, no,
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you're lucky because you didn't even break your arm.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Mentality it is, I feel that I'm blessed.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
When I was five years of age, I was run
over by a motorcycle in a back alley in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Is this like elephant Man didn't his mum when he
was a usual by an elephant and he grew up
to be elephant man. You got run over by a
bike and you grew up to love bike.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
No, it was a genetic disorder yours the elephant. But
then that led to a spade of accidents as a youth.
I got Then after that I got hit by a
car on my push bike. Then after that I got
hit in a hit and run accident. Then I got
hit again by another car, and then after all of that,
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each time i'd recover my friend's mum ran over my
foot as I was getting out of the car.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
And then I had a series of motorcycle accidents.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
So I've had a lot of and I often think
I'm blessed because you look at that, and well, no,
I just think I know people that have died for less.
So I always think my guardian angels going, okay, mate.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Give it a rest. You know, when you got hit
by when you were younger by all those cars, were
you a kid that played in the street.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
That was back in the days when you would And
I'm a pretty cautious person, i'd like to think now,
but back then maybe I was just a little bit
too reckless.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I suppose.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
But it's an interesting You had all those accidents for
other people knocking into you, then you buy a bike
and have all those accidents.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, yeah, I know. I know.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You should wrap yourself in cotton wool and just stay home.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I've often thought that I've been riding motorcycles since I
was nineteen, and I don't drive a car, so the
odds are stacked against me. But having said that, if
I went and got evolve and wrapped myself in cotton,
I'd probably die in that.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
So you can't.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
If you sat at home wrapped in nerve, a plane
would land on top of your house and it.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Would be filled with liquid and that would drown me
in the nerve.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I'm just showing you well, I'm glad you're still here.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Well, I'm glad i'm here too. Friendly. It's joy and Maska. Okay, kids,
that's it for the day.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Come back tomorrow for more Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room flock.
Everybody. Here's some more and.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's Josey as well.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
On the cutting room floor today the tale of a
masked criminal by the name of Dion de Grout.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
What's done.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Dion was caught with four hundred and fifty dollars worth
of Cabri cream eggs in his jacket. That's that's a
lot of eggs. He was sentenced. This is harsh to
twelve weeks in prison. Really imagine that doing time for that.
You're in prison for twelve weeks?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What fall for stealing cream eggs?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
What are you in here for? Mate?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I was stealing some Cadbrick cream eggs. I got a
cream egg for you. Just reach into this pocket.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm just going to come out and say this. Yeah,
Cadbury cream eggs. Don't waste my time. Why are people
so obsessed with these things? What? Is it? Like a
giant caramello beer? But it's round.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It looks like a chocolate egg. Yeah, and then you
crack it open. It's got white and yellow in it,
like an egg, which I don't like.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I find a little unsettling.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Is it white around the middle or like I sort
of like an egg like caramelo.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
White on the outside. Yellow in the in the middle
like an egg. But I'm a bit squeamish when it
comes to eggs.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You know, when they're raw.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I don't mind eating now it's not actual egg.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
In the CAMERI cream egg.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yes, I am aware of that. I'm not an idiot,
but I will say this. It just tastes like caramel.
But I don't like because they say you eat with
your eyes.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Eyes are so big.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well, just sometimes you know when you look fat, when
you look at something, you eat with your eyes.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
If it's appealing to you, you're going to eat it.
Look at Sydney Sweeten.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Said you're going to prison as well. The thing with
the cabric cream egg, I think it's I've only had one,
I think, and I didn't like it because it's too sweet.
Caramelo beer. It's predominantly chocolate with a bit of caramel.
This is too CARAMELI for me.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, I say this to you, the same amount of
caramel in a caramelo how would you as it is
in a cabric cream.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
How would you know? Have you done the maths.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Pound for pound that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
How would you have you used you know, one of
those charity big caramelo koalas you know the big ones.
You're you're getting the same amount of caramel in.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
A small egg in the koala.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
As you are getting in the egg and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Also, I'm going to say something else. I'm going to
come out and say it.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Here.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We can love this hot cross buns. I like them,
take them or leave?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What about the ones without the fruit in them?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I prefer the ones with the fruit and slaverings slatherings
of butter. But I can take them or leave them.
I don't have to have them. I don't look at
them and have to eat them. I'm not interested in
buying them.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah. I like when I go around on my mum's house.
You guess, would you like a hood coss bun? Yeah?
She puts in the toaster and makes it with butter.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And a toaster. Yeah, that's her toaster slots.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
She's got one of those big crumpet toasters, you know,
and you can put a cabric creaen in there.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Caramel. It's true, it's true.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I think what I've deduced about myself is I don't
have much of a sweet tooth. Having said that, if
I was going to go to prison for smuggling some
kind of chocolate. It's probably going to be a box
of favorites. Yeah, I love the favorite, except obviously for
the Turkish to light. Don't waste my time Turkish. Everything
else in there I like.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Have lover, I've got no time for.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Imagine I went to prison smuggling a pavlov.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I think it's an act in prison a pavlova.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Why don't you like pavlova?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, the act the food, because it's got that, It's
got the meringue, which I'm not a fan of, and
it's got that eggy stuff in the middle of the
you know what's that stuff?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You know what's the stuff?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, it's egg white stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
It's got that, and then the cream. And invariably you're
at some outdoor function and they the women make the pavlova,
and they gets left out in and you just watch
it melt.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, so it's more you don't like that things like
that are left outside.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
No, no, no, I don't think it's being If you.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Ate it in the arctic inside, would you like it?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
If it's all firm and good gelatissimo?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Remember they dropped off a pavlova, a lemon Pavlova flavored
ice cream.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
What did we eat?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, it was Gelatisimo made.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
It was a Pavlova lemon flavored pavlova in a styrophoam container,
but it didn't and had chunks of meringue.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Gesu was good.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You know, do you like.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What are those things called cheesecakes?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
No, see, they're the easiest things to make. My husband
doesn't like it, which is annoying because it's the easiest
dessert to make if you've got people.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I hardly love cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No, it doesn't like it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I could do with a bit of cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
He doesn't like.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Baked your cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I like, well, that's cheesecake, but it's different to your
normal cheesecake. My thing with the cheesecake is, once again
it gets left out and gets left outside.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Do you let me just drill it down? Do you
like eggs?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I can eat eggs, Yeah, I can eat eggs.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I was on a building site once working with a
big Kiwi Go Big Mary guy, and he'd always have
we'd go to the pub and have three schooners at
morning tea and a steak.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And eggs and chips, and Jesus was good.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Raw eggs.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
No, you get the steak and the eggs and chips.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Brow. Come on, we gotta work to d and then
we get it and it was just it was so good.
I haven't had it since then. I reckon I could
do it again. You get the steak, put the eggs
on top. Yum yum.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Good for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah for breakfast. You're working, you know, hard to make
a living.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
She couldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Now we're doing this putsy job. No, you hardly exert
yourself lifting up the rock set back catalog.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Why are you sweating? If jorg Man is cutting.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
On the cutting room floor, Let's talk about Helen Mirren.
What's she up to? You know, a sexy old bird
calling me that?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Or her? I Well, maybe she'd be happy with that.
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Maybe you're both cut from the same cloth.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Helen has said that the James Bond franchise she's never
been a big fan of it, never liked it.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
She said it's not her thing.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
She's opposed to the idea of a female double O
seven as well, due to the franchise's profound sexism.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Finally, someone is saying it, what did you feel about James?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
No? What.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I've never been a big James Bond fan, but particularly
when I grew up and it was the Roger Moore
camp era with a camp well, I never kind of
saw the fanciful nature of it, and I would go,
oh as if, and when he pash off all the girls,
oh as if. I was a cynic, but I felt
that the girls were dumb and I felt it was
sexist and misogynists. And that was me and in my teens,
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and it's still the same. It's interesting that, yeah, you're
saying that she doesn't think we should have a female
double seven because the whole nature of it is misogynist.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
So he didn't like poshe or Moneypenny.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But I didn't have that era. I was the what's
his name? Roger Moore? And has he got on?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I remember the time he didn't crack onto the young
ice skater.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No, I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
There was a time in the young ice skater and
she was in his bed and James said, no, no.
I think they didn't think that's for me, young lady.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
He doesn't take a viagraa He was one hundred and
fifty eight by then. Also, as he got older, you
couldn't tell well his rolltop skivvy and his neck ended
and the skivvy began.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
What was your favorite James Bond?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You're missing what I'm I'm saying. I didn't have one,
and I've got older. I can see the Daniel Craig thing.
I'm not drawn to watch because I find him attractive.
But I'm not drawn to these movies. I don't. I
don't follow them. As you know, I can't follow the storyline.
I wonder who's who and if there's any double crossing.
I've got no idea. I'm not off halfway through, talk
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through part of it and then have no idea.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Of the That's what always happens when the helicopter blows up.
That's pretty much when I fall asleep. There's always a
helicopter that there is.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And I don't know the difference between my five M,
sixteen M twenty eight. I don't It's not my thing.
And finally, someone like heron Helen Mirren is saying, so, yeah,
well you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Know you both cut from the same cloth of what
of the sexy old bird clo.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yes, and because we you know, we're talking about hating sexism,
and that's the sentence you've got and you're not even
being ironic. I am more ronic. Money, Pan and pussy say,
that's all you get from this. There's catchphrases that sound
vaguely rude.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That's my legal friend, money, Penny and Porsche. What was
your favorite underwater car?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Then? Oh my god, God, remember the other day I
was talking about a movie that had entranced me when
I was a teenager, and you just sneered the films
I liked when I was younger. Window to the Sky,
and it's based on a true story, and it was
about it downhill skier who became a quadriplegic and the
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man who loved her and then he goes into an aeroplane.
It was bow Bridges and carks it. It was the
most dramatic thing I've ever seen. That's the kind of
movie I like. Take you, James Bond, That's the one
I want. That with a big Sookie song underneath it
that are living in John saying it had everything.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Brendan didn't have helicopter blow up or an underwater car.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
No, and he had a plane crash. But I think
all we saw was it going over the hill and
then she gets a phone call. I think that's my memory.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's how it tired. Asses with the plane crash.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
We can't all wash each other's hair like out of Africa.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Everybody here got ready at a party here.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
On the cutting room floor. There's something that's been going
around on the internet. Michael Jackson's voice. Michael Jackson's voice
apparently is not real.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Do you mean that high? Mickey Mouse? Was this one
instinctive one?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And I wish you a very happy Christmas and a
peaceful New Year.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I look forward to seeing you soon, and I love
you dear.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
He adapted that childlike voice. I think the kids like it.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
You know, if you gonna if you're gonna share a
big bed with child, come on, if you have to share.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
A bed with a child, you know when someone hey,
little villa, you don't want that? Do you want to?
You want a childlike voice? I would imagine.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And also I imagine he saw himself as childlike. Yes, yes,
I'm not making excuses for his behavior, but he saw
himself childlike. But you're saying that's not his real.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Voice, that's not his real voice.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Here he is talking about James Brown at James Brown's funeral.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
What brings your honor today? James Brown, What did he
mean to you?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Everything?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
He was my greatest is rus I missed very much.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I love them.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I went down a little bit of a rabbit hole
on this one.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
There were other people that were talking about this, and
one guy said that Michael had a very deep voice.
And in fact, when some people had came around, some
people had come around to Neverland Ranch one time and overstayed,
They're welcome. He was heard to say, I never thought
those mother beepers.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Would leave in a big Barry White in a big
Barry White voice, with that voice we just heard then,
that slightly deeput one, the James Brown one. How many
years ago did James Brown die? Because maybe over the
years he's adopted this voice all the time, younger, his
voice was deeper.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Two thousand and nine hour and well, James Brown died
just before that. I think Michael didn't live longer than.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Towards the end of his life.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That would be towards the end of his life. I'm
pretty sure you know.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I was about to ask you how old Michael Jackson was.
Now I forgot for a moment.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Dead he did, and he was only fifty fifty. It
was fifty I think so, and I remember at the
time they get he's done right.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That was only a few years two thousand and nine.
I was fifty then, wasn't I What are you born
in sixty two? And he died when two and nine.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Got some workout, babies.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I'm just doing it. I'm just doing a drawing. But
we spoke about this the other day, about this Michael
Jackson information. We got a DM Someone slid into our
DMS yep and said this, greetings. My ex husband worked
with Michael Jackson and he always said the same thing. Michael,
and he spoke like that in public, in private, in meetings,
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et cetera. He sounded completely different. Apparently he was very
disconcerting for those hearing it for the first time.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
When Michael comes up pretty to fool, that doesn't sign
me for this deal? Your mother beepers.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Film at Michael, Okay, I'm ready, ready to go.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Now am pretty to fool on the cutting room floor today?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Have I told you that when I went to Tokyo
with my sons in January, we went to a bar,
lots of small quirky bars, and there was a snake
in a vat of alcohol, a dead snake, actually thinking
about it now makes me I still feel there. But
we walked in and said, that's curious. An hour later
we were drinking the fluid. It tasted just like a shot.
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It tasted like pure medicinal alcohol, if you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, of course, like ethel alcohol. And also it could
have just been a rubber snake as well.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Because you could. I'll show you the photo. It's a
real snake that you.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Can get pretty lifelike snakes these days.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
No, well, this is also a tradition they have there.
Why would you dispute that I did that.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I'm not disputing it.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It sounds like you are.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I'm not. I'm setting your mind at ease.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Well, I chose to do it, and it's interesting that
I feel queasy at the thought of it now because
I think I was hung over the next day and thought, oh,
that's disgusting. At the time, it was just something to
do because by the end had a thousand drinks. Which
is a nice thing to do with his sons, isn't it.
They are of age. Let me say, well, I'm reading
about Jessica Simpson. I keep forgetting she's a singer, she's
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the actress, She's the one who famously said, is tuna
the chicken of the sea.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
The chicken of the sea. She was in Dukes of Hazard,
the reboot movie. She played Daisy Duke.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah now, and she's also a very famous fashion designer, billionaire.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
And she put on a bit of condition there and
they lost.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
The condition and lost the husband along the way, lost
the condition and recently separated from a husband she has taken.
There's an Instagram post in a video where she's seen
hanging in a recording studio drinking her as she says
a quote a Chinese herb thing that her vocal coaches recommended.
Then they google the ingredients of what that is, and
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it's snake sperm. When asked what it tastes like, she said,
it's like honey. So she said, if you want a
good vocal, you've got to drink snake sperm. Yeah, right,
milking the snake.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Goodness about it. I knew that they get it out.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You know, they've got I think a cloaka one hole
for everything. And when you just look at the underside
of a snake, you can barely see it. Yeah yeah,
rithe around with each other and then impregnation happens. You
don't see. I assume it pops out, goes in, comes
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back inside the body.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Is this the intercourse or the actual the intercourse?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
And I guess when they'd have to tick a little
show it some source of photographs. So when it pops out,
you grab.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
It, milk it and it goes to its skin.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
On another note, and I'm sorry, this is mankey today.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
So Jessica Simpson just said it tasted like honey, and
that's what that was her thing.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Maybe they flavored it with honey.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
That's what snakes say to women. Snakes, it tastes like honey.
Keep going, ah, So.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
What do you think this tastes like?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
This?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Man his name is Troy Casey is a health influencer
and he says that he contributes his great health to
a regimen he's been on for a number of years.
He's known as the author of a Journey of Self Love.
He's been drinking his own urine for years and he
regards it as something of a diagnostic tool. He says
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that drinking your own urine teaches your insides a bit
more about yourself. Urine has stem cells, amino acids, antibodies,
it's the hair of the dog, a direct bio feedback loop.
You know what's wrong with you as soon as you
drink your morning pee. I'd say, what's wrong with you?
You're drinking your morning fee.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Just look at the mirror.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Mac.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
He was introduced to your in therapy by a breathwork coach.
Come on, these words just irritate me.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
What's a breath work coach?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh, someone who teaches you the power of using your
breath to heal your body. I think. Don't quote me
on any of that.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
So my teenagers when they were teenagers, they had a powerful.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Breath, A bad breath coach. He said, he's had some
healings through this. Through urine looping. It's akin to fasting.
It's the practice of drinking your own urine and supplemental
water for a designated period. This guy, he calls himself
the certified health nut, and he previously made headlines. Here's
the other trifecta for summing his anus.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
What benefits you get out of that?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I mean, can it be sensitive skill? He wouldn't want
that slip slop slam. Just we've spoken about this before.
Youurine therapy. It's just so you know it's not good
for you. No, No, it's hazardous because it's dehydrating and contaminating.
As they say here, this is a medical quote. Urine
is mostly water and salt, which dehydrates. Your kidneys are
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trying to get rid of the toxins. If you drink urine,
you're putting your toxins back into your body.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Duh, exactly, duh, unless you're gandy or bear grills. He
seemed to like drinking his urine a little bit too much,
even when he wasn't in the wilderness.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
At the airport lounge.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Bear It's okay, mate, We've got other drinks here.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Hey, hey, everybody, here's some more Jelsey and a man's
curtain room for hey. Hey, hey, get ready everybody, here's
some more Jonty and a man's curtain.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Room for hey. Hey, hey, are you ready for on
the cut and roof War Today?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I'm going to tell you about a man today called
Frano Slak. He's a Croatian man and he's no longer alive.
But while he was alive, he cheated death seven times.
Whoa do you want to hear about them?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Please? Or we just leave it at this. That's it.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's the end of my story.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Well, well, you said you were going to tell me
a story. I thought it was going to be about
a man named Jed.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
The poor mountaineer barely kept his family fair.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Do you know the story? And one day he's shooting
up some food.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Up through the ground, came some bubble and crude.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Next thing you know, it's oil.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
That is like gold Texas tea. We're aging ourselves.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Next thing you know, Jed's and me and heir, which
means get out of there.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
The kin folks said, Jed, move away from that, said,
California is the place you ought to be.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Packed up the family and he moved to Beverly Hills,
that is pools. We don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I'm going to tell you about this.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Back to my mate, Frano Silak. He cheated death seven times.
He survived some extraordinary incidents in all kinds of transport.
The first one, he was traveling by a train when
it suddenly derailed and fell into an icy river. Despite
breaking his arm, he managed to swim to shore and
was the only survivor of the accident.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Goodness.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
A year later, he's on a plane.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
The door blows open, blow to bleeding doors off mid flight,
he gets sucked out of the plane lands on a haystack,
wakes up in hospital, discovers once again he is the
only survivor.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Three years later, he's riding on a bus. It skids
off the road and into a river. Once again, he
walks away unharmed. An insurance commercial, he decided, quite wisely,
he'd avoid public transportation. He buys a car, but twice
its engine catches fire while he's driving. Luckily, both times
(20:52):
he gets out just before the gas tank explodes.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Goodness.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Then he was hit by a bus while walking again,
escaped only with major injuries. And then he had his
biggest one. They were just bingles compared to this. His
most dramatic accident came when his car plunged off a cliff.
He jumped out just in time, grabbed onto a tree branch,
and saved himself from a fatal four wow. And then
(21:17):
so he got reborn as it were seven times. Then
he won a million dollars in the lottery.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Oh how did he pass away eventually?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Well, he was born in twenty nine and died in
twenty sixteen, so I'm assuming that's old age. But it's
amazing the headline of this story is luckiest man alive,
and I find all this hilarious that surely the luckiest
person alive is the person who none of this happens
to true. It's like if you fall over and break
your arm, people say, lucky it didn't break your arm. Anually, no,
(21:46):
you're lucky because you didn't even break your arm.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Mentality it is, I feel that I'm blessed.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
When I was five years of age, I was run
over by a motorcycle in a back alley in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Is this like elephant Man didn't his mum when he
was a usual by an elephant and he grew up
to be elephant man. You got run over by a
bike and you grew up to love bike.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
No, it was a genetic disorder yours the elephant. But
then that led to a spade of accidents as a youth.
I got Then after that I got hit by a
car on my push bike. Then after that I got
hit in a hit and run accident. Then I got
hit again by another car, and then after all of that,
(22:28):
each time i'd recover my friend's mum ran over my
foot as I was getting out of the car.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
And then I had a series of motorcycle accidents.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
So I've had a lot of and I often think
I'm blessed because you look at that, and well, no,
I just think I know people that have died for less.
So I always think my guardian angels going, okay, mate.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Give it a rest. You know, when you got hit
by when you were younger by all those cars, were
you a kid that played in the street.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
That was back in the days when you would And
I'm a pretty cautious person, i'd like to think now,
but back then maybe I was just a little bit
too reckless.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I suppose.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
But it's an interesting You had all those accidents for
other people knocking into you, then you buy a bike
and have all those accidents.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, yeah, I know. I know.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You should wrap yourself in cotton wool and just stay home.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I've often thought that I've been riding motorcycles since I
was nineteen, and I don't drive a car, so the
odds are stacked against me. But having said that, if
I went and got evolve and wrapped myself in cotton,
I'd probably die in that.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
So you can't.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
If you sat at home wrapped in nerve, a plane
would land on top of your house and it.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Would be filled with liquid and that would drown me
in the nerve.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I'm just showing you well, I'm glad you're still here.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Well, I'm glad i'm here too. Friendly. It's joy and Maska. Okay, kids,
that's it for the day.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Come back tomorrow for more Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room flock.
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