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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Room for Everybody's found on the cutting room floor today
we find.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well, can ask you an aesthetic question. What do you.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Think of the really popular procedure, the plastic surgery procedure
of the BBL, which I thought was a cricket term,
But it's the Brazilian butt left, So these are It's
like the Kardashian body shape and the Cardi b's and
all of that, where you slim to the waist and
then a very like a horse, almost a very high

(00:56):
round like a bowling ball button arrangement.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Do you like the look?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I like the natural look.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I don't like the it doesn't come naturally to a
lot of Yeah, BBL Saxon's not so much.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, And in the old days, that's why the ladies
just wear.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
A bustle to give that small waist.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yep, of course we're doing, but that wasn't anything surgical.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
That was just an outfit. The dress gave you the bustle.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, you're quite right.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
These days, if you wore those old dresses, you wouldn't
need the bustle, you'd have that natural look.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
I do often wonder sometimes when I sit down and
I've got my wallet in my back pocket, it feels uncomfortable.
So I wonder if you had a BBL, wouldn't feel uncomfortable,
feel like you got something in there.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
This is what the procedure is the brazil I just
it's been reported ninety percent increase in the Brazilian butt
lift between twenty fifteen and twenty twenty two, and even
more since then.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I would say.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
The Brazilian butt lift is a surgical procedure that enhances
the buttocks by transferring fat from other parts of the body.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
So you might take fat.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
From your abdomen, your thighs, your lower back.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh you right back fat.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I get that's not your lower back.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
It might have been a backfat down and then your
lower back.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Anyway, they use lip persuction to suck that out and
then you combine that so you harvest the fat and
then you graft that back. You inject it into the
buttocks a separate viable fat cells for transfer, and that
it's placed in specific areas to achieve the desired shape

(02:32):
and volume. I'm not just going to inject it obviously
you got cellulite. What would be the point? What is
interesting to me in this A You like the look.
It's an attractive look, I'm guessing, but it's fashionable. Do
you just dissolve your butt lift when the fashions change?
I don't know. But here's unspoken about side effect lean in.

(02:56):
Apparently there's such a thing as the BBL smell, an
unpleasant side effect caused by a range of things, including
tissue death and unhygienic practices. Let's start with tissue death.
One complication of bbls is fat necrosis, which causes fatty

(03:17):
tissue in the buttocks to die following surgery, an indicator
that the patient was overfilled with fat during the procedure.
Because we are the ones you see with the Kardashians
using the top end surgeons, there'd be other surgeons who wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Be quite as good.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
If you get overfilled, you'll get this necrosis and your
cells start to die. When there's more fat in an
area than the blood supply allows, it says, the fat
will die through a smelly process called fat necrosis. Can
lead to infections and neat antibiotics, hospitalizations, and can lead
to sepsis. There's also another reason lean in for thisony.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I call it I'm lending too far there.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Well, it can also come from uncleanliness, as someone has
posted under a story about the BBO smell BBO the
BBL smell and said, when God created us, he gave
us arms. All our arms are made specifically for our body.
You might have a hard time taking care of things
because your body is a little wider than your arms

(04:22):
are allowing you to reach true plastic surgeons apparently typically
give their patients fair warning about these new difficulties. In
the bathroom, sitting isn't allowed for about two months after
having a BBL. Oh goodness, sitting on the loo for
a quick bathroom visit is allowed. Apparently, the physicians often
recommend bide's to wash the area thoroughly. One doctor has

(04:46):
said if the smell is really strong or getting worse,
or is accompanied along with redness swelling orders sorry to
about pleasant everyone. It's a sign that infection or fluid
has built up and you should reach out to a surgeon.
So be aware that when when you're having these procedures,

(05:06):
there are some other things you need to think about.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
And that's something you can get in your innovations catalog
as well that you reach out stick for wiping your butt.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
You're saying those things, that's a thing.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
It's a thing.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, well that's a thing for people who are obese.
And now maybe.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
For the BBL.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
For the BBL, which once again, don't confuse with a
cricket term.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
You don't want the bb LS leaking something whether the
BBL smell, No, you don't.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
No one wants that. No one says, I'm only in
it for the smell.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Imagine though you can't sit down for two months, you'd
have to host meetings lying on your side.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
You wouldn't be able to work for the government.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Nice on the cutting room floor.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
What do you think of swingers? Have you ever been
into swinging?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, I don't think swinging works. I've got a friend
who's a police officer and he says, here's why it
doesn't work. Because often this, this is a generalization, but
this is often how it goes on. Is it the
male in a partnership and swingers, they're presumably your couples,
aren't you. The male says, I want to try this
and to be compliant. The female goes along, and then

(06:20):
what happens is the female forms an emotional attachment to
a third party and then partner number one gets outraged
and a lot of trouble comes from it.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Police hate swingers parties for that very reason.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's why you've you know, you just stick to the
blokes if you have.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
That's what I do.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
That's right, Stick to the blows because they get less
because there's no emotional attachments. You know, you just do
what you do and get out.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
You know, if if I don't talk to my mates
for a few days, they don't get all bet out
of shape.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
They just out of shape's unfortunately you want to do that, mate,
That's fine anyway.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
So you don't like swingers, you don't make it sound
like I'm being judged for.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
You're not a big swingers fan.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
What about a swingers festival that would not be in
your wheelht.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
What happens in a swingers festival?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well, let me tell you.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
In Allington, which is twout hours north of London, they
have a swinger th on and a lot of the
a thousand people go along to this.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Do they are they singles? Swingles?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'm not too sure. It doesn't say this.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Is myself, Brendan, please join in.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's pun humor. I get it. We move on. I
acknowledge it. I've put a pin in it. A bit
like the Swingers Festival.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
So a thousand swingers descend on Allington. Allington's population is
only eight hundred and ninety seven how many?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
So there's more swingers than normal people. Yes, I'm happy
to say normal people.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I could see why the residents would be a bit
bend out of shape about this.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
And the village is nice. I think of thatched roofs
and things like that.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
That it's a phrase. You here.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
There a lot that we can and what form does
the festival take to people?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Can? I'm glad you asked.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, it's a little intense to keep going until you crack?
Do I crap until you crack? I think that's another tent,
another festival.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
The three day Festival goes for three days and this
is what they've got.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
They've got frisk play tents. What frisk play?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Going to a tent and there's frisk play inside pole dancing?

Speaker 4 (08:31):
I want to talk about Polish people dancing around in
traditional costume.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
What about the lap dancers from lap.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Plan Foam parties come on. I hope it's foam mobile dungeons.
How does that imagine the.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Relection workers you have to set up it's like a
jumping castle.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
But it's probably a dungeon.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Assembled on some sort of trailer, but the trailer would
have to have reinforced suspension.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
How are we going to make this mobile?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
You make a mobile?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
And also do you put it below ground or is
it just like the ghost train?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, it's an approximation of a dungeon.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Just paper mash and drag little bit two red globes
for eyes and sex games like like what tell me?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
But plug bingo?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
No, how does that work?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm not too sure.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Imagine he's sitting there and you, oh, bingo.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
I got the moving one. Do you think?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yeah, I guess I understand. Grant ten slated toast. Anyway,
there's been noise complaints in the town of Allington because
of this, because of the the afore mention thousand.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Swingers, which is the noisy bit.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well that's what they say, say, not folcusingers.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
The noise couplays came from conservative locals who didn't like
the sound of ear splitting orgasms.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
You know, I don't know, like I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Would you feel prudish if you complained? I remember, dear prudish.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
I remember years ago I was working down the snow
and I had we're all had our individual rooms, but
lake comers to work down the snow, I had to
share rooms with other people. And there was a guy
called Pommy Paul and he was a bit of a pantsman. Anyway, hey, bro,
can I borrow your room? I've got a sure thing
and I mean, yeah, sure mate, No I'm not doing anything.

(10:25):
So anyway, he's down there and he's tuning this young
lady and.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Tuning her having sex.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Where did you start using this language? I've never heard me.
I've never courting. Please.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
He was courting me in my room. So anyway, I walk.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I'm in the common room where we'd hang and watch
videos and things like that. And then I just noticed
people heading down the long corridor to.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
My room and what's going on? There must be a
party because it was down the snow.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Everyone was right into it, into the tuning.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
And I've noticed that they're all going down to where
my room is and they're all sort of listening at
the door.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
And I'm wandering down and there's you could hear this
organ to me? Woman, Oh yes, yes, yes, yelling out
and one of the people goes, oh, geez, look, Josy's
doing a right in.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
There, and you're standing next to them.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
And he looked at me and he goes, hey, on,
why are you in there? I said, I haven't even
got in there. Imagine how she's going to.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Go when I gave it.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Do men like that big loud noises a touch.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, you don't want commentary, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Like you, I think sexually, and I don't want to
put it to your head, but I think you would
be someone that would be there, be able to common
commentate like what what are you doing now?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
You'd be Look, let me just do it.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Look get out of the way, let me do it,
just do it myself, and then the sound of us fighting.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
You're ready, everybody here? More told you the man's cutting room.
Are you ready for more on the cutting room floor?
It's been sometimes since we spoke about Brooklyn Beckham.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Have we ever spoken about Brooklyn Beckham?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Actually, we may have spoken about the feud Brooklyn and
his wife are supposedly having with the rest of the family.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
What's the story there? Because his wife is a big richie.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
She comes from a very well to do family.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Her father is a billionaire, but his mum and dad
aren't on the bones of their bum Are they really.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Patoria and David.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
No, I don't think it's about money, but I do
think I wonder if, and I'm just completely speculating here,
when a young man like that is trying to assert
himself and you're living under the umbrella of very famous parents,
it's easy to see why he might want to distance
himself a little bit. But I think it's all been
taken very personally. There was some story, don't quote me
on any of this. There's a story that Brooklyn's one

(13:06):
of Brooklyn's brothers knew her girlfriend got into a fight
with this girl, or she knew him beforehand, or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I am quitting you.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
So there is some background, which is a skirmish. And
then people have taken sides.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Families, family family and didn't Victoria at the wedding wear
like a wedding dress.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
No, I think the story was.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Now I don't know how true any of this is
that she offered Nicola Peltz, who is Brooklyn's wife, a
wedding dress and she said, no, she was going with
her own design because she's a model and a character herself.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah, okay, with the design from her a designer.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
She'd Victoria didn't run it up on the FAF, did she?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
You know she's a famous clothing designer.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, but she doesn't get on the FAF.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
No, but a Victoria Beckham design is much sought after,
is it?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Really?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Did you not know that she's almost as rich as
she's probably richer than David is.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Where do you get Victoria Beckham's clothes from the Dad
to Wombat?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yeah? No, you get one of her new fleeces.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
From low can I just why does someone call a
habit asher wombat?

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Have you just given up all hats, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (14:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Habit asher is clothes and stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
No, I think you're the of Manchester. Manchester is Manchester
sheets and towels.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
If you're dressing up for the Klan.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Planelet for winter, A millner is a hat. Oh what
did you the word you use?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Habitdash?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
I'm going to text, I'm going to googogle.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Habitash because this is a podcast, so you could take forever.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
No, I'm going to do it in real quick draw.
Google's sure, let's see what's habit ashery.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Habit asher refers to small sewing items and accessories used
in garment making. Well, no, it's not clothing, and it's
like buttons, zippers, threads and needles. It's not you don't
you don't go to a button shop. And so I'd
like to buy a dress.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah, but you dig my threads anyway, Brooklyn Beckham's where
are you going with this? There's disgusted fans with a
cookie ingredient and it's nothing.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's nothing that we do want to discuss it.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
People use the word disgusted very likely a little bit.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
I think so too. When people say, oh, the bridge
toll is disgusting, people.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Say, or people say social media was disgusted. I don't
think and short of Pooh was an ingredient.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
A big ship.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Sitting on a piece of bread, okay, on your breakfast table.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
That's disgusting. What's he done? Exactly?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
That?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Actually, that is disgusting.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
He's left fans disgusted.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Why what's he done? He is not he's not cooking,
but disgusted and that.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Custard is he No, he's a shared a video video
of him cooking a pasta dish using water from the ocean.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
The big deal, what's the beginning?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Did he go to the beach and scoop it up?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Well, very relatable to us.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
All. He's on his private yacht and he's got the
scan pan out and put it into the ocean and
he's used a bit of it to cook up his
pasta sauce. Because Brooklyn fancies himself as.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
A bit of a chef, he is, he is a chef.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
He doesn't just fancy himself as that.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
He's a hard chef.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
The hard thing for Brooklyn is he's tried a number
of careers and be very hard. As I said, being
the child of those two people, He's tried being a chef,
a photographer.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
He had a book out.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
He gets probably financial support in ways other kids don't.
But he was working as a chef for sometimes.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
So what he does is he fills up the pot
with seawater, then takes it into the boat's industrial kitchen, so.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
And so he's actually only heating up the pasta industrial
kitchen and he's hitting up the pasta. So he's not
using the seawater to drink. He's boiling the pasta in
the sea.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
If you drink sea water, you go crazy. Old seaman
will tell you that, well, I.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Was a fresh seam.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
That's disgusting. Okay, that's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
When I was in Scouts, they taught us how to
separate seawater, get the salt and then the water.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
You're stuck in the bush or no, you're not in
the bush. You're stuck in the sea.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
And you didn't get that. Bad did not get you.
It like a thing of sea water, and you boil
it and you're left with salt.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
And what you have to do is you boil it
and you're left with salt you want to catch. You
don't want the salt because.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
You got You've got plenty of that, But you want
that for your pasta. You do want.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
I don't have an industrial kitchen on my raft that
I'm made out of from the bones of my fellow Scouts.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
All I need to do is get some fresh water.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
So you boil the water and you put a plastic
thing over the top of the water.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
I've stopped listening, and.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Then there's other h and there's other condensation, so the
condensation forms, drips down and you get water that's how
you capture the water.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Sorry, if your bear grills, maybe stick to drinking your own.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
That is.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Everybody hear from.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
On the cutting room floor. You've heard of raw dogging?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Which version of the dictionary version?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Raw dogging on a plane?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Oh so this is where and it seems to be
the domain of men, of young men. You sit on
a plane.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
You don't listen to music, you don't watch a television show,
you don't stream anything. You just go hardcore. Nothing looks
straight ahead more. You're allowed to look at the flight
path on the screen.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
And I thought you were allowed to do it.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
No, you just look at the back of the back
of the said I would say it's being a big
tight US. So it's a way of saying I couldn't
be I can't afford to pay for another class other
than economy, so I'm going.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
To raw dog But in economy you can watch things.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
You can still take I choose to. I choose to
raw dog.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
This a whole lot of women with traveling with small
children going. I dream of six hours of zoning out
and not looking at anything.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Yep, okay, So I forget raw dogging. What about naked flying?
It's taking plane travel to a whole new levee.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Is this a mile high club?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
No, No, nothing to do with that.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
And naked flying, in fact, has nothing to do with
being naked, So put your pants back on, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
What it means is you get on the plane with zero.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Baggage emotional or otherwise.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Your actual otherwise baggage. So you just got wallet, your phone,
your charger, and the.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Clothes you're wearing and that's all you take on your trip.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Yeah, because people are getting jack paying big excess baggage fees.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
It could be up to like two hundred bucks. So
what people are doing are.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Putting the outfit they're going to wear for the whole
time that they're in wherever they're going, and so be it.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Also, you know what people are doing, and I've seen
them do this is that they wear every single item
that they want to take on the plane. But also
what this does is because people are taking hand luggage
as luggage. So the overhead lockers that has jam packed
because people don't check luggage anymore, So it takes ages
for people to board and to put their luggage up

(20:06):
the top because everyone has a suitcase now that they
take on board. But I've seen I've heard of this
where people will wear five jumpers and six skirts and
whatever so that they don't have to pack them in
a bag.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
You look a bit like Osha Ginsburg when he put
on a bit of condition.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Remember me, he sensed we all would be.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Have you seen him lately? Looks great.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
So what you do, though, is you wear all those
clothes and take like a little zip up tiny bag
like a shopping bag, and then when you get on
the plane, you go to the loop put all your
clothes into that.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
I've always traveled like this, I've always been.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Can I guess what kind of traveler you are?

Speaker 4 (20:50):
On?

Speaker 3 (20:50):
And hand on heart you have to answer it correctly
and honestly.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Hand is on heart.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Does your wife pack your clothes?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
I bet she does.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
My wife has never packed my clothes. The eyeballs, My
wife has never packed my clothes ever.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Because my father was an airline pilot, and what would
it used to happen and we'd always be on the
standby list, So he'd say, you have to be dressed.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Up well, tie nice shirt.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
As a kid.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Yeah, because sometimes you get on the plane you might
be an economy or you might.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Be up in first class and I'm sitting next to
mel Gibson on the plane. How were you? I would
have been about twelve.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
And this is when he was a big deal, and
he was dressed in thongs and now you were in
your tie and he was there.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
He was in the middle row. Mum talked to him.
Mom was obsessed with how short he was. He's so short, sir,
shut mom.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Shut up.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Did he feign some kind of sleeping sce?

Speaker 4 (21:43):
No, No, no, he was.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
He was.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
He was very accommodating, you know. And he's a very
charming man. That's the only time I've ever met him
in my life. But he was very charming.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
You know.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
I wasn't a police officer, and it yelled at sugar
Tits didn't call me that. No inappropriate twelve year old boy.
But my point is, we could be in first class,
we could be an economy. We could actually be bumped
off the flight, not get to fly at.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
All, and have to go home and suit and time.
You know that you'd warned the airport.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
I'll say this that never happened in my whole time.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Is what an ugly boast this has been me saying
to you does your wife pack and something?

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
No, I sit next to Mel Gibson. I've never been
bumped off a flight. I've traveled with you on a
very short flight and you're order eighteen beers. So things
have changed well pretty much. We're thongs now.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
I do understand how it all works.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Always greet how hosty, greet the host with a warm smile.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
And I have been called a hosty, not always.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Get I love how I am mel on board just
in just in town for a few days. I can't
be as bad as my mate who goes onto the plane.
He goes into the gift shop that a terrible story,
and he buys a bag of minty no One A.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
No one likes Minty's no One. Actually we should put
Minty's to our pub test. Who likes Minty's no One?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
They are a very divisive suite.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Anyway, my mate, he goes on to the plane with
a bag of mintis and it's not open. But you'll
go up to the head hosty and say, hell I love,
has your day been? Hello? Love?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
It's about this story I hate And you'll say I've
had a terrible day. You know, camera was terrible. Brisbane
was terrible.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Here you go, take this bag of Minti's, and you know,
make sure you give him to all your all your mates,
and then he gets the best service.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
That's what he records.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
What service would that?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Just drinks in his lap?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Drinks upgrades things like that, maybe an extra meal bag,
maybe maybe an extra pasty, you know those a little
hot pasties that you get on the plane, or one
of those Byron Bay cookies. You know those things, tons
of them, you know, And I say we're out of cookies.
Cookies are beings of them. So I haven't done it
myself because I said, I want you walking with an

(23:56):
open bag of minti because no, you can't walk in
with a bag that's opened.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
It has to be sealed bag.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
It's a special gift to him.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
And also the fact that you've bought it from the airport,
so it cost you fifty bucks for that bag of Minty's.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
That's what's a pre you did.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
That's the other thing you're going to leave the sticker
that says where it came from in the airport.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I think his mistake is a arrogance, a love blah
bla share it with your mates, your host te mates
and Minty's.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
No one wants Minty's.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
If it was a more desire, he may as well
just get those mint flavored leaves.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Spear at leaves. No one wants it.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
I know that you never turn right. You're straight up
the front.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Significent tiny plane. I sit on his lap and say, no,
I'm not budging, not budging.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Everybody. It's time for John and Amanda's cutting room. All everybody,
it's time for and Amanda's cutting room. Fall.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
It's the cutting room.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Here we are on the cutting room floor.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Let me tell you a story, not about a man
named Jed. He barely kept his family fair.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Bublin crude.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
In case you're under the age of one hundred, that's
the theme to the Beverly Hills Billies.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, but no, it's not.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Back in the days when TV shows explained the wholes
premise of the series in the theme title, they did that.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
When Married at First Sight?

Speaker 3 (25:25):
What about? Yeah, well, well what about you know the
Brady Bunch, You hear the.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
You know this is a story Gilligan's islet.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
These days, though, because we're streaming all those shows they
have previously, I always watched the recap in case I'm
nodded off.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I love previously. Back to you, back to me.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Let me tell you this story and we'll discuss it
at the end. This woman is on a plane and
she's posted a video on TikTok of. So she's sitting
next to her daughter and someone's bare, dirty feet are
propped up between them.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Oh goodness, I've seen that.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
And this clip has racked up more than ten million views,
with lots of people saying that's disgusting. But a lot
of people are saying, why didn't you say something? This
is the new way rather than saying or move your feet,
you film it and upload it for content for reaction
or isn't this dreadful? Whereas if you actually want action

(26:24):
about it, don't do it retrospectively say at the time,
can you move your feet?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I think it's rage bait as well.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, I think it is. That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
But it could be someone she knows sitting in the back,
so you just imagine that.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Why well, it could be a friend of hers with
the feet there, and you don't know what she's filmed,
what she's giving out there.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
She might have gone, I have a look at this,
tickled the feet or got your tool. You've done that.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
But then the bit that she's actually filmed is a
bit that has no context, so you think it's a stranger.
This happens a lot with a lot of I've just
noticed a lot of rage bait. So that's how people
because people will always go to the negative. They're not
going to go with Amanda Keller wins an award for
being a great person, that's your story. Never gets to
go with Amanda Keller pooped to pants in Hay Street.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
You said you wouldn't mention it very specifically. Why do
you mentioned a particular street.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
It's ready Chinatown. There's always going to be you know,
but you do know what.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
I mean, people always but having the other side of
this story is yes, why don't you just say do
my moving your feet? But every day we see people
being filmed on planes this year in America who were
going berserk? So do you want to start a giant fight?
Everyone's to everyone's you're either fully aggressive or you're letting

(27:40):
this stuff happen to you when you're posting it afterwards.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
It's curious.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
In two camps, everyone's become We've been content creators for
a long time.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Listen to us. You make us sound like we're doing
something important.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
No, but we have.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
We come up with stuff.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Men do it for a long time, and we know
how to build a story arc and all that junk
that radio consultants laugh.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
But I will say this, everyone's doing it now. And
my wife makes you outrage.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Well, a friend of ours is over in Europe, and
she was sending pictures of her in Europe at the
various locations. Then one of the pictures was out of whack,
so she had London, Amsterdam, you know, Germany, et cetera.
But then she's gone London, Amsterdam, Germany, and then a
picture of back to London. And Helen said, well, it's
all out of order. She hasn't put it in a
chronological So our friend has obviously found a picture of

(28:26):
her outside Big Bend and thought, oh that I forgot
to post that.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (28:30):
We're becoming in my world when I go at a
holiday or something, and I don't usually post pictures of
where I'm on holidays, but I keep it in the timeline.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
That's how you saw your friend.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Is an amateur.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, because she's she's not, you know, she's just a mum.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
With three kids and she's on a trip, but she
hasn't thought about what she's posting.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Does it matter?

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Not?

Speaker 2 (28:50):
No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
No. What I'm not is noting though, it's people a
getting more adept to what they post now, so rage
baite people know that that gets the clicks, that gets
the likes as sure as that's why we'll see any
girl like Aaron Mollan, for example, We'll be wearing a
revealing outfit to talking about the terrible things that are
going on in the Middle East, and you think, well,

(29:12):
why do you have to be in a bikini top
to tell us this story?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
That's what gets you over the line.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
But they used bikini girls to sell tires to house
paint in the seventies and eighties, and what I did
in hay Street, that's what they're doing now.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
But for this woman, you're right, we don't know who
she is, this woman who got ten million view You
don't know the story of that.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
You think she's just a regular person. Are you saying that?
Because to what advantage is getting ten million views?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Well? I don't I can't answer, And you.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Said you don't want them if you're a coldplay concert.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
No, and no, one's monetarizing that. You know, Joe Blow
isn't monetarizing that.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
I know that. I've got a friend of mine who's
got it with his work. You Knowmo does the boats.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
So he's got this boat that rolls over and rights itself,
and that's got a million.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Views on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
And does he get things from that?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
He's made two dollars out of it from a million.
Well that's from the advertising.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
So and I said, well, you've got to set up
They'll talk about how YouTubers make all this money, but
it's about the content that we create.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
For example, this just happened to me recently.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
I was at my local BWS, went to get a
cart and a beer, and on the door was back
in five minutes. Okay, how many five minutes is that?
So I just started filming that and filmed how long
five minutes have been? By my own watch, five minutes
turned into about eight minutes and nine. Then I stopped
the tape at that point and I thought, well, I
wonder what's going on here.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Well, he may have he or she may have lived
half an hour before.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Well, what I did know the shop was open. It
was well within opening hours.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
I will see when they say five minutes from when.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, I know, but I.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Stood there for the length of five minutes recorded it,
so it was way beyond five minutes. Then I started thinking,
hang on a minute, and I was about to post,
you know when you wait for and in my mind
I had an outcome for this, this post. But I thought, hey,
that's weird that this is close, because all the lights
were on in the shop, but there was no one
in there.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
So I walked around the back of the whole shopping
complex there came to the back.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
What had happened was he was loading the beer delivery
had come and one of the palettes had slipped and
there was beer everywhere, and the young fellow was stressed.
And I went, oh my god. And he said, oh,
what am I going to do? And I said, mate,
I just told you go. He said, I can't leave
this year. I said, you go into the shop.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I'll drink this.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I'll drink this.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
No, I'll just crazy stroke.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
You just go into the shop and I'll talk it.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Because he was, you know, he was snowed under, and
he said the palettes tipped over and I said, he said,
I just need another pair of hands up by myself.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I said, I'll mind this with the driver. The truck
driver you going, so you're right.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
I could have mocked the shop.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
The BWS, and that would have brought all this hatred
on the guy.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Having said that, I could have filmed exactly what happened
as well, but I chose not to because I didn't
really think about it because something real was happening. I
always think about those people that film, you know, a
horrible thing happening to someone getting bitten by a shark
or something, how you know is it? And people say, oh,
but you just stood there and filmed it. You didn't
jump in and rescue the person. You're not going to
jump in and rescue that person because you'll get munch yourself.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
But do you film it? And then secondary do you not.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Film the beer because you wanted to slop it up?
It was evident, and someone filmed you slurping it up and.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Then they licked my feet.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
You could sell that, you could.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Okay, kids, that's it for to day.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Come back tomorrow for more Joy and Amanda's cutting room
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