🎬 CUTTING ROOM FLOOR: Why Did Lily Allen Pretend She Had A Hip Replacement? (Podcast Exclusive)

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, it's a man scat a mover yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
And today on the cutting room floor, I saw.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
A podcast or a snippet from a podcast. That's what
we do these days to see snippets from various podcasts
of the single Lily Allen, and she was talking about
a moment from when she was younger and about an
embarrassing moment around her body.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Have a listen.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
I once, you know, got off with a rapper and
we were in a hotel room.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
He was behind me. What's he doing well?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
I had life hostuction in my early twenties on my
bum and my thighs, and he was behind me and
remarked on the skulls, he said one of those from
and I was embarrassed to reveal that I had had liposuctions,
so I said I had a hip replacement.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's funny, isn't it? An aes It was rude of
that rapper to say, what's this?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Don't you think I don't know about it?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
If you're in an intimate relationship, you can say that.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
In the middle of the deed. Maybe that might kill
the mood.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's right, and also for its first time or something.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Not afterwards, maybe with the sweet nothing, Hey, what happened here?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Maybe? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
But you know I've had two hippoplaces, yeah, yeah, and
I've got everyone you've been had LiPo suction. I've had
a Brazilian butt lift that went weirdly wrong. But I
was trying to a makeup artist recently, a guy, and
he was saying, you know, it's it's interesting that we
all have funny bodies. He wasn't saying that about me necessarily,

(02:03):
but it's true. I thought, what a refreshing way to
look at it. And as you get older, if you're
coming into a relationship older, or maybe it's all the
time these days, you just have to accept that everyone's
going to have stuff. Everyone's going to have emotional stuff,
but also everyone has physical stuff. Guys the same women
torture themselves over these things. You're not in the moment

(02:24):
because you're consumed with how you think he's seeing you.
And there's nothing more attractive than someone who gives over
to the moment.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
That is true. That is true, and it's complex. I
think when you look at the act of sex.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
It is pretty complex.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
It is funny, weirdly intimate people, it's usually, but it's
people can do it with strangers and it's not as
intimate as then sleeping literally sleeping with a stranger.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah. So I haven't had sex with a stranger for
a long long.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Time, with someone who is new to you.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, I can't remember how long it would be the
eighties down the snow. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, the thought of starting again and exposing yourself again
to the fun of it, the thrill of it, but
the anxiety of it. I think people who put themselves
up on dating sites and all that's so brave.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, it's very cavalier, isn't it the way they cavalier.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's brave to make yourself vulnerable physically and emotionally as brave.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'll ask you this, though, if you saw.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Someone with some scars, would you judge them more or
less if they said LiPo or hip replacement.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I don't think it'd bother me either way. I think
I'd accept it either way.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
We'd have to accept it either way. Yeah, she thought
as a young woman it was he say she'd had
a hypoplace, because that wasn't a vanity process.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I didn't drink enough milk by calcium.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, but that because that was a vanity choice versus
a medical choice. And she was embarrassed to say she'd
made a vanity choice. Yeah, we're bringing up a lot
of stuff and not resolving any But that's the way
it is.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Enhance it, I know, but that's talking about twenty five
cent bags. What we're going to do.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
There are no answers in this. It's just interesting that
how you have to open yourself up to new people.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Maybe we should go back to the Puritan days.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
We's the thing at the beginning of it, when you
just wear a sheet the whole time.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
You got a sheet on with a hole in the
important parts. I'd be quite happy with with with arrows
pointing to it. Yeah, I'd be quite happy with that.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
You don't want to mix it up?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't know. No, don't go there. Put the backwards. No,
couldn't work.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
For a week because early in relationships you can easily
or you know, you try to do that. You know,
keep your flannelt pants on.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Except they weren't.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
He thought I had no wear tights on, but they weren't.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay kids, that's it for today. Come
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