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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Everybody, it's time a man is cutting room.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Everybody, it's time for a man is cutting floor. It's
the cutting room.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Bo on the cutting room floor. Today, breaking news. Do
the breaking news?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Do do do? Do Do do?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Woman arrested for allegedly squashing bread roll at supermarket. A
woman in Japan has been arrested for allegedly squashing a
bun and leaving the soupermarket without purchasing the bread rested.
The store owner alleged that the woman pressed down on
a bag of four black sesame and cream cheese buns
with her thumb deliberately.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Did it? Didn't you put a handbag on them?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
She squeezed down on those buns. The owner then requested
the woman by the product and she said nook undo,
to which she refused and walked down the store.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Does she have some good of finish?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Squashing feinish because sometimes I'll see some buns squash them.
Want to get up a little bit, and ironically you
can go to the avocado beIN at the shop and
squeeze away. You're not supposed to, but people do.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I got in trouble at my local fruiter are for
sniffing the melons. So I got in there, and what's.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
The difference from the bad one and a good one?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, that's what I said, he said, that is my wife.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
God, I thought it might go unsaid. When I was
at school, the girl next door here, we're at the
local well lolly shop four square. No, it was just
the local shop.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Remember the four square. It was called four square, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
No, it probably was duel. No, it was probably like
the news agent.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
All that, all the lollies, it was all together. And
she l I was there five.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
You know, you're the one making melon jokes from the
nineteen seventies. So she lent over and squashed a caramelo bear.
I've never gotten over because we went to shoplifters. She
was a little bit naughty than me. But the most
over did was take twenty cents from mum's wallet. Don't
tell anyone, I hang on. The police are here, so

(02:09):
she's don't shame me.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
That was a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
So she squashed a caramelo bear and I've never forgotten it.
The lady who was working in the shop said she
saw that it had been squashed. I didn't know we'd done it,
And she said, oh, why do people squash things? And
I thought it was the most obvious thing in the world.
You squash it because it's there, you see it, You
squash it, sure, Whereas as an adult I now see shoplifting,
take it. Why would you squash it? I'm with the

(02:35):
shopkeeper now.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, I don't like waste. I'm not a fan of
that at all. You know, I do feel for this
Japanese woman because sometimes I see.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
The one who squished, Yes, squished this a buns joke
on the top of the melon joke.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Buns on melons.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
That sounds sexy.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
A kiss. That's it for today, Come back to morrow
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