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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Everybody, it's time for man is good.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's the cutting room.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Being a woman and all. You're not a big fan
of me? You that girl there? Being a woman and all,
you're not a big fan of practical jokes. I'm presuming
largely I don't have much tolerance for practical jokes. And
I would imagine I'm a man.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's usually the domain of men, though, isn't it. Why
do you think that is?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I just think that's what guys do. You don't get
attention or get affection whatever. They just think it's funny, get.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
A fiction from franks, pranks. No woman likes to be pranked,
and I don't think many women do pranks. Yeah, so
I don't know who you're looking for affection from.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, it's just attention. I think all around its attention.
You might as well walk down the street with a
big bassunt going pay attention to me.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
That's Do you like pranks?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
No? No, I couldn't. I appreciate them. But if someone
pulls a prank on me, I couldn't be bothered doing
the reciprocal prank, so I probably set myself up a bit.
I just couldn't be bothered. And then if I pull
a prank on someone, I don't want to worry about
the retribution prank.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, I I if I see someone doing a prank
on somebody, I just have to say it's a prank.
It's a prank. I can't bear to watch it play
out as a struggle to watch a player.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
As a younger man, I have pulled a few pranks.
What I remember a maid of mine. He's a follow broadcaster,
Big Tone Maroon. Many years ago. We were working at
a radio station and I put on the front number
plate here this big get out of town V eight Commodore,
Big Hooney V eight Commodo on his number plate. I
made a number plate that looked exactly like his number

(02:01):
plate and just I'm gay. So I just said I'm gay,
I am gay, and I put it on there on
the front number pate and didn't think about it for months,
like literally two months, and then one day he comes
to the studio this face of red, red, red face,

(02:22):
angry as what did he cop? And he he said
how long has this been on my card? He had,
and I'd completely forgotten and I went, what completely because
it's been so long, And he said, so you didn't
do it. I went, no, no, I don't know who
did it, sorry, mate, and walked down.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Was that the end of it?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, yeah, but it had been on his car for
probably about two to three months.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I reckon, he's.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Running a new day one. Didn't you get in trouble
years ago at the radio station for a prank that
was misinterpreted? Which one was that where you left a
note on a car?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh that was here? Yeah, yeah that was but that
wasn't a prank that was I had a Ron Wilson,
who's a newsreader. He put on my helmet, my motorcycle helmet,
a post it note and said I'm a wanker on
the post it note.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
And I looked high art, you know.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
He was, ay, I'd ride home with I'm a wanker
on my helmet. I said, I don't need to advertise anyway.
I said to my co host Kayley at the time,
I said, good thing I noticed this, and she looked
at it and she went mm oh that's funny. And
then her car was parked right next to my motorbike.
So I got the sticker a post it note and
just put it on her window because I'd just shown

(03:42):
her the I'm a wanker anyway. Some months later, Grand
Skipper Louis, who used to just do bits throughout the
radio station, was going through all these security tapes. I
went post his office, and you have these security tapes?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Or John's? I can't say. It's a big, top secret,
top secret, and I said, come on, let me tell me.
And someone has been bullying Kelley. Someone has been stalking
Kelley and I went, really, who what's been going on?
Lou I can't say. I come on, lou tell me.
And he said someone's been sticking noughts on her car
and I went, oh, really what? Who? Who's been doing it?

(04:19):
And he said, I said, what did the notes say?
I can't tell you, Judsey, I said, I do. Just
tell me. Someone put I am a wanker on her
car and I, oh, that was me a couple of
months ago. I showed her she knows. And then I
went up to I said, Kaylie, you don't stories diabolically strained.
I showed you that sigh. I showed you and what

(04:39):
he were goldfish. Anyway, Aside from that, I know I've
given two examples of how I do practical days, but
I don't like them, although I will say this is
possibly the greatest prank ever. You know, poor lu louse,
Yes you see him on building side, have a listen
to this.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Two years ago, my buddy Jack wrote on a porter
party and permanent marker, send me pictures of your poop.
I want to see it, and then myself number. And
that week when as you imagined, i'd say six or
seven picks a morning of just I mean, this is
blue collar construction worker shits. That went on for about

(05:22):
a month or so of just constant pictures, which again hilarious.
But you can't. You can only block one number, that's
the thing. So every morning it's unstopable because you're getting
texts from different numbers. You can't stop it unless you
find the porta potty and erase it. Two years later,

(05:42):
I get a text this morning. I thought maybe the
girl I love got a new number. I wanted to
reply picture of a fresh loaf. But this this is
an unstopped this will last day lifetime. This is an
unstoppable prank.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
That is brilliant because it's on the it's on the
as the Americans called it, the part of potty, and
that will get shipped around everywhere.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
And people will think some weirdo wants to see that.
Show them.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, I noticed in the men's liue here it says
for a good time call Amanda AND's got your number?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Have you had any calls?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Who put that up? Did you recognize my writing?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
But have you had any calls? Okay, kis that's it
for today.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Come back to morro More.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
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