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February 4, 2025 • 6 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
That's gotten room floor.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's time to check out the categ room floor.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
A manda, what's on the cutting room floor today? I've
given it a buff along with my pelvic floor. So
where does that leave us?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
You've got a very buff pelvic floor.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
That's what's been said.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
You know there should be.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
A bodybuilding competition for that your pelvic floor.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
People lift with their pelvic floor.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, or maybe just show it off.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Let's go down.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm not coming on anything. What have we got? When
you see dinosaurs, I'm not that old. When you see.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Dinosaurs in the movies and the like, and you see
them jumping into stuff, do you recall what their what?
What their meat color is? What when a dinosaur bikes?
Recall when the dinosaur bites into another one? That I
was just thinking in Jurassic Park and the like.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Like you're saying, if you see a dinosaur in half, what.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Color meat would what color would the meat be?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Would be red meat?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, this is the online de bait at the moment.
Dinosaurs red meat or are they white meat?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Some of them have come from the birds.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, and that's the Abian variety.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
That would be white meat.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
But there's not all of them are birds. I think
they're not all the same thing, are they. I mean
a t rex is different to a tyranne, to a.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Pterodactyl, a pterodactyl.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Pterodactyl would be terribly That's what I mean. Not all
of them are birds.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Pterodactyl I reckon would still be red meat, and it
would be terrible eating, be gamey and be bone. I
think you get quite a bit of flesh from a
t rex, big.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Thighs at Christmas time?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Is anyone eating the leg?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'd skin it first, so fatty, But I just find
that curious.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Some people think it'd be white meat.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, there's a debate online debate, there's an online.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Debate matter, what do you think?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, I thought straight away red meat?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
But then is that when you cook it, so when
you cook turkey or chicken or poultry products, it does
come out white.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I think it'd be like a cow. I think I
think a dinosaur would be like a cow. Maybe some
of them are white, some of them are red. The
birdish ones, the ones that aren't.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Birdied Brontosaurus to me, that doesn't seem birdies. Which one
is then that's the one that's like Fred Flintstone slides
down his fingers.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
That would be red meat. That'd be red meat. The
stegosaurus would be red meat. A big t rex would
be red meat. If your loss raptor would be red meat. Okay,
I still think the pterodactyl might be red meat.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
So it's like if you saw a giraffe and it
was off to work wearing a neck that's red meat.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
No, can forget about the red meat.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
For a minute.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Where would the giraffe wear a necktie?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Well, to an official function? I'm being obtuse bringing Do.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
You mean would wear it at the top of its
neck or at the bottom of its neck?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I think it would wear it at the top of
its neck under its chin.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
No, because you don't wear a necktie under your chin.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yes you do, You don't, don't you Look?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
See if I do this up here, that's where it
would be, at the bottom of my neck.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Do you see what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, no, I think it's made to be worn up
around the face rather than the chest. What if who's
Who's a human with a very long neck, Naomi Camp.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Does she wear a necktie? No?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
But if she did, I know what you mean. It's
probably worn with the collar. Yeah yeah, okay, what about this?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
If you were to put a pair of pants on
a horse, is the waistband around the middle and the
pants are just on the back two legs or do
all four legs have pants? And the belt goes halfway
up their body.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's all about the coverage of the genitalia, So it
would be all from the waist pant from the waist down.
If a horse could walk on two legs, that's how
it were.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's pants.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
What you're proposing is preposterous, right because it can't happen.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's all about modesty.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Well yeah, it's all about modesty, so what would happen?
And also impractical as well.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
How is the horse?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
How is the horse if it jumps out of a
fence something? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, the bit
in between and at the local habitashary like tailors would
kill them to make it, because you wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
There's nothing actually even a belt would not hold it up.
And really like putting a built around a potato.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
And the belt, yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
And also the back of the pant has to go
over the horse's bum hoole yeah yeah, and then you've.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Got the tail which would pop out of the back
of the pant.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Pants make no sense.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
The pants would have to have an area for the
toileting situation. Yeah, so it's really just to keep the
nether regions hidden.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
So if you think about an elephant, for examp ample,
and the only clothed helephants I can think of is.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
What does he wear?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
What?

Speaker 4 (05:07):
A bow tie?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, and a suit.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
But he's a king, so he's a king of whatever
the country is from. I'm pursuing some sort of Africa.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
He's in a full suit.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
He wears a full suit suit.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
But what I mean is the suit's not designed to
wear her halfway up the suit.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
He's got pants around.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Captain Stuby Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
And because elephants have very large penises, so like Captain
Stupid Bars, Taylor would have to work around it.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
You have to work around a lot.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, it'd be a big night on the fath.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I wonder if when, when animals are drawn in this
way and putting on suits, anyone gives thought to the
actual anatomy of an animal.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
It's like you when you do your pelvic floor show.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, I'm not doing a pelvic floor show.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Arapanes.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay, kids, that's it once today, come back to Marvel, Marv,
Josie and Amanda's cutting room for
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