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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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app and Amanda jam Nation. You are very rude to me.
Then with my dart throwing, I am channeling the universe
and I've picked more winners than experts have and you're
so rude to me. You know what you need to know.
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I had a lesson in what I had a darts
lesson when you left early on Friday. David Marland, known
as the Big Fish Marland, he's the darts coach at
JDC suthern Shire Darts Academy right helped me perfect my technique.
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He talked me through don't rush the throw, be nice
and steady, focus on the target, follow through all the
things that I did now. When he first came in,
he said, show me what you do and this is
how it went. Show me what I'm doing so I
can see what I'm What's wrong? You're jumping sort of
a big and it's like it's a jerky Oh actually yeah,
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I'm letting the dart do the work. But they're very
light darts of the hard stroke. What about a poison?
We slipped one end a blow dart. Yes, come, look prick, sorry,
double prick, triple prick. I'm throng them hard enough. Relax,
just relax and apologies for the swears. Yeah, so he
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talked me through how to. This is what the thing is.
You roll me up. He was saying, take a deep
breath and listen to what happened. Let's show. Let's say
you keep your arm smooth, so you're jumping and yet
and you with my shoulder so you're basically chucking the
dart but not throwing the dart. So if you can
keep that still, that part of your arms still as possible,
and the shoulders for the less movement there and just
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let the arm do the work. When I throw saw,
I line up, that stays still, that whole body stays still,
my balance going in, don't use my shoulder, relaxed. That's it.
Look at that isn't that perfect? Okay, I'm not rushing.
See that's it. I've learned, and now I'm good. What
are the chances? Yeah, I hit every single balloon and
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popped every single balloon. Anything you like to say, did
you pay for this lesson? You know? I know why
I didn't do well. I know why I'll tell you next.
I'm going to explore this further. I'm going to explore
it further. Oh please do, Brandon, please do. I did
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notice that your dart throwing hand got a little bit better.
I sort of thought as they were heading towards me
and not piercing the balloon, but the aim had got better. Well,
one went into your neck like you had a neck guard.
One went into your jacket. A number of them hit
the board, a number of them hit the balloons and
bounced off. You saw. That is a replay of today's
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footy tips. Let's see what we've got here. Bounced off.
They're bouncing off. Oh that one got you in the face.
What's going on? I'm hitting them? Oh my god, that
one landed in your neck support. Okay, that one got
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you the crotch. Sorry, what a small target to hit.
We need your commentary. Well. Interestingly, the big difference between
when I was good when I have practice with David
the big Fish Marland, he's a darts coach at JDC
Southern Shire Darts Academy. When he was coaching me, I
was really good, and you know what it all comes
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down to one word. This is what he said, to me, relax, relax.
How can I possibly relax when you do this? It's extraordinary.
Your throwing is getting worse. It's well, it's winning, it's
picking the best winners. What are you doing? So yeah,
but look how close you are. Come back from here,
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stand where I am and throw it into that one
I hate a smart ass. Throw it at anyone you
like Brendan. I almost swore. I don't know what the
problem is. I can'tnot do it. It's just it's so easy.
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You get a freaking dad and I hate you. I
hate you. That's a world away from David's words. Relax.
Who gets Ryan in the divorce? Tell you what the
Jenna was filming my lesson and I used your face
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as dark practice and you should have seen how accurate
I was. All of that vision is up on our
socials at Jonesy and Amanda. I'll be watching it many
times over today, maybe another or maybe David can come
in here next Wybe and he can tell me to relax.
He can tell you to relax, but also can he
bring some sharp darts. Those darts that we're using are
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as sharp as a teaspoon. Maybe some axes. Maybe I
need to grind