December 2, 2025 • 5 mins
The hilarious Celeste Barber joined Jonesy & Amanda with some exciting news!
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app. Jersey
and Amanda jam Nation.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
We'll take any excuse to have Celeste Barber on the
Queen of Parody. The only person who can get a
workplace injury from mocking a supermodel pose. She can add
makeup mogul to her long list of accomplishments and she
joins us. Now, Celeste, Hello, Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Good morning friends.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Mogel.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You've been in before with your makeup, and let me
say this, this is the best stuff. I use your
eyebrow brush and I use. There's one stick for eyeshadow,
cheeks and lips on weekends. That's all I use. And
now you've got new stuff. But you're also in Woolies.
Congratulate you are a nausy hero because that's massive. It
(00:57):
is massive.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, it's massive. We are beside ourselves. We are so
excited that this has happened, that we're now in Woolies
making it even more accessible for my excellent ladies to
be getting their booy on. So yeah, it's a it's
a very exciting big day for us in the buoy Land.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
One stick. So men, if men did make up, it
would be one.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Stick, so you don't have to use just one stick.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
There are more. So yeah, the bam bam bam. You're
talking about the lip, cheek and eye in one, all
in one. And that's why I've called it bam bam
bam because you literally just bam it on and you're done.
It's one of our best sellers.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Are you wearing makeup today?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I know I woke up like this. This is exactly
how I look at all times. This is not me
in hair and makeup since five am. No, we this
is how I just look. Look. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I have a lot of what was your philosophy behind
this in terms of its simplicity and the fact that
it's in woolies.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I just I wanted to really meet my audience where
they are at. I wanted to make it accessible for them.
And Booie is all about makeup that gets you out
the door in five minutes. The makeup industry is so
big now and it's so confusing.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Tutorials on who.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Wants to watch a seventy five minute tutorial on how
to put on makeup? Sure? Some people, not my ladies
and not me. So I created Booie. We started with
the base face. Those five products we're talking about. Just
you get it done in five minutes and you're out
the door. And it's really good quality stuff. It's all
the stuff that I use. So it now being in
(02:30):
Woolies is so exciting because you can go in and
get bananas for school lunches, tampons of your thirteen year
old daughter was confused. No, don't mix those up and
then and then go and get an excellent base face
from Bowie.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
This is like, it's like the Red Spots Special. Have
you thought about it? You've got a coverage for that,
So the Red Spots.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Special shoppers today you've got Booie.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
For your Red Spots. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Because I don't know about you, but I used to
do spooking in shopping centers.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You ever done that before?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I used to dance in shopping centers. No, no, I did?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What did you do?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I did it all? I used to. I used to
dance when I was a kid, and we used to
do like a back cat and Humphrey bees. Sometimes I
was a dancer in the Sparkle Darkle, but then also
sometimes I was Humphrey be Bear in the in the
Super Super Sparkle Dark a lot. Yeah. Well I grew
up on the Gold Coast. That's how we talk up there. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I did a gig one time at a liquor store
and you know, just spooking, and they had dancers there
and I didn't know why they were there. So I
would say, Okay, we've got Glen Fidig whiskey today for
a seventeen ninety dollars bottle, and three.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Women who've had some.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh, here's a handful of thirteen year old Usually it
was always very inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It made no sense, and I don't know where these
kids came from.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
It was I reckon. They were probably just as confused
as they why they were there.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
But I loved it, and it's a liquor store they loved.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I used to do all that.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
We loved those early stuff, Those early dancing things for
you led to your dream of obviously being Janet Jackson's
backup dance, which led to a stage show, which led
to you traveling the world.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah. So those little spark.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Arcle dreams they go a long way.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, and even now with the campaign that we've just done,
we into woolies. It's all me dancing in Sparkle dark
or through Woolworths. We shut down the Woolies in Double Bay.
We did a night shoot a few weeks ago. We've
just actually posted it out now, the video of me
high kicking through Woolworths, lying across avocados, putting Bowie on
people's faces. Dreams come true, they come true.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
You've essentially become like Michael Jackson, where they shut down
a store.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Feels like what it's to be a normal person.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, look out Jalo, here she comes through Wooly.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Are we looking for extra ripe and the advocados where
you your bomb was, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
They're there, I think on eBay at the moment they're
trying to sell those.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, putting in extra extra.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Ripe and avocados.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
So lest it's always good to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Booie is available now in wool Waves and the tour
we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Backup, Genser. That was good. The tour went well. That
mean was okay.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Everything was okay.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I just finished at the Encore tour in America.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Did you catch up with Janet Jackson? Because you it
didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
But I hung up with a Las Cindy Crawford. I
what a fun game to drop names. Who else was there?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, Cindy, They're well, yeah, they're well.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
They send their love. They're really excited that you guys
are going to be going to drive. They were like, send, send,
send out.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So sweet.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Forget you being a backup dancer. You need to be
a front up dancer next time. I think I in
my own in my own mind, I'm very much a
front dancer.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Red Spots specially here today.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
So let's thank you, thanks so much, so nice to
see you.
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app. Jersey
and Amanda jam Nation.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
We'll take any excuse to have Celeste Barber on the
Queen of Parody. The only person who can get a
workplace injury from mocking a supermodel pose. She can add
makeup mogul to her long list of accomplishments and she
joins us. Now, Celeste, Hello, Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Good morning friends.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Mogel.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You've been in before with your makeup, and let me
say this, this is the best stuff. I use your
eyebrow brush and I use. There's one stick for eyeshadow,
cheeks and lips on weekends. That's all I use. And
now you've got new stuff. But you're also in Woolies.
Congratulate you are a nausy hero because that's massive. It
(00:57):
is massive.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, it's massive. We are beside ourselves. We are so
excited that this has happened, that we're now in Woolies
making it even more accessible for my excellent ladies to
be getting their booy on. So yeah, it's a it's
a very exciting big day for us in the buoy Land.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
One stick. So men, if men did make up, it
would be one.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Stick, so you don't have to use just one stick.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
There are more. So yeah, the bam bam bam. You're
talking about the lip, cheek and eye in one, all
in one. And that's why I've called it bam bam
bam because you literally just bam it on and you're done.
It's one of our best sellers.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Are you wearing makeup today?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I know I woke up like this. This is exactly
how I look at all times. This is not me
in hair and makeup since five am. No, we this
is how I just look. Look. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I have a lot of what was your philosophy behind
this in terms of its simplicity and the fact that
it's in woolies.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I just I wanted to really meet my audience where
they are at. I wanted to make it accessible for them.
And Booie is all about makeup that gets you out
the door in five minutes. The makeup industry is so
big now and it's so confusing.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Tutorials on who.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Wants to watch a seventy five minute tutorial on how
to put on makeup? Sure? Some people, not my ladies
and not me. So I created Booie. We started with
the base face. Those five products we're talking about. Just
you get it done in five minutes and you're out
the door. And it's really good quality stuff. It's all
the stuff that I use. So it now being in
(02:30):
Woolies is so exciting because you can go in and
get bananas for school lunches, tampons of your thirteen year
old daughter was confused. No, don't mix those up and
then and then go and get an excellent base face
from Bowie.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
This is like, it's like the Red Spots Special. Have
you thought about it? You've got a coverage for that,
So the Red Spots.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Special shoppers today you've got Booie.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
For your Red Spots. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Because I don't know about you, but I used to
do spooking in shopping centers.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You ever done that before?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I used to dance in shopping centers. No, no, I did?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What did you do?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I did it all? I used to. I used to
dance when I was a kid, and we used to
do like a back cat and Humphrey bees. Sometimes I
was a dancer in the Sparkle Darkle, but then also
sometimes I was Humphrey be Bear in the in the
Super Super Sparkle Dark a lot. Yeah. Well I grew
up on the Gold Coast. That's how we talk up there. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I did a gig one time at a liquor store
and you know, just spooking, and they had dancers there
and I didn't know why they were there. So I
would say, Okay, we've got Glen Fidig whiskey today for
a seventeen ninety dollars bottle, and three.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Women who've had some.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh, here's a handful of thirteen year old Usually it
was always very inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It made no sense, and I don't know where these
kids came from.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
It was I reckon. They were probably just as confused
as they why they were there.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
But I loved it, and it's a liquor store they loved.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I used to do all that.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
We loved those early stuff, Those early dancing things for
you led to your dream of obviously being Janet Jackson's
backup dance, which led to a stage show, which led
to you traveling the world.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah. So those little spark.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Arcle dreams they go a long way.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, and even now with the campaign that we've just done,
we into woolies. It's all me dancing in Sparkle dark
or through Woolworths. We shut down the Woolies in Double Bay.
We did a night shoot a few weeks ago. We've
just actually posted it out now, the video of me
high kicking through Woolworths, lying across avocados, putting Bowie on
people's faces. Dreams come true, they come true.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
You've essentially become like Michael Jackson, where they shut down
a store.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Feels like what it's to be a normal person.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, look out Jalo, here she comes through Wooly.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Are we looking for extra ripe and the advocados where
you your bomb was, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
They're there, I think on eBay at the moment they're
trying to sell those.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, putting in extra extra.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Ripe and avocados.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
So lest it's always good to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Booie is available now in wool Waves and the tour
we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Backup, Genser. That was good. The tour went well. That
mean was okay.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Everything was okay.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I just finished at the Encore tour in America.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Did you catch up with Janet Jackson? Because you it
didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
But I hung up with a Las Cindy Crawford. I
what a fun game to drop names. Who else was there?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, Cindy, They're well, yeah, they're well.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
They send their love. They're really excited that you guys
are going to be going to drive. They were like, send, send,
send out.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So sweet.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Forget you being a backup dancer. You need to be
a front up dancer next time. I think I in
my own in my own mind, I'm very much a
front dancer.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Red Spots specially here today.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
So let's thank you, thanks so much, so nice to
see you.
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