🤣 EXCLUSIVE CHAT: Guy Montgomery

Guy Montgomery joins Jonesy & Amanda for a hilarious chat!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda gem Nation.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well, no matter how hard we try, we can't keep
going Montgomery out of Australia.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
And that's just how we like it.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
The key we comedian is back on our shores with
his epic national show titled I've noticed so many things
it'd be unfair to keep them to myself, Guy Montgomery.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hello, here is good morning Jones.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Amanda. It's a pleasure to be in your steam company
once more and to be broadcasting in Australia, even though
you try to keep me out and you sort of
see it. I like that idea.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, we're trying to put some tariffs on you.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
What we like U B It's great.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's a good thing now, JONESY just mentioned earlier about
your tattoo.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Patrick Schwartzenegger tell us about that.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yes, well, Patrick Schwarzeneger is obviously he's exploded into the
public consciousness with his incredible performance on the third season
of White LOADUS earlier this year. But he first took
my eye as a young buck playing a fraternity brother
and Adam Sandler's admonished comedy Grown Ups Too and in

(01:05):
a movie. I became intimately familiar with my podcast the
worst idea of all time with my comedian friend Tim Battan,
which we would watch and review the same movie every
week for a year. So we watched Grown Ups to
fifty two times in a calendar year, and one of
the star performers for me was this anonymous kind of
frat boy in the background of frame, and we were

(01:27):
watching and we became quite consumed by him until about
twenty episodes in we were told that's Arnold Schwartzenegen's son,
that's Patrick Schwarzenegen, and then that obviously got us even
more excited, to the point that at the end of
the season we did a crowdfunding trip to get to
Los Angeles for US finale because we've built an audience
across the season of the podcast, and our stretch goal

(01:48):
was if we raised I can't remember what the amount was,
but it was like, if we raised a five thousand
US dollars, we will not only will you get us
to America to put on the show, but we will
also get matching grown Ups two themed tattoos. And the
tattoo we chose was an outline of Patrick Schwarzeneger's face
and it's actually it's amazing really, because I've managed to

(02:10):
be I'm in contact with Patrick Schwarzenegger now. Like ten
years ago when we got the tat, who is we
tweeted at him and we said, Patty, we're in LA
We've got to get a beer and showed them photos
and I think it kind of freaked them out. Yeah,
but we've had these sort of dueling careers. As time
goes on, and ten years on, I'm sure I've faded
into the background of his mind and it has become
so successful. But I've managed to get the tattoo in
front of him again. So I've got him on Instagram, DMS.

(02:33):
I can reach out to this man as when I please.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Is it annoying to you guy? But it was a
quirky subset of an actor when you got the tat,
And now he's one of the most famous actors in
the world, and it looks like you're fanboying someone very famous.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Uh No, I don't mind it. I mean tim My
Seene podcast co hosts he's worried that Patty's flying too
close to the sun. He's always been worried about the
prospect of cancelation or turns out that Patty made some
egregious mistep that will haven branded on us forever. But
I believe in Patty. I think he's a good guy,
and I'm proud to have the tattoo.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Good I'd like to see a reciprocal tattoo pat Patrick
schwartzeneg he gets a guy in Montgomery tattoo.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
We're ways away. But I also like that. I think that,
you know, that's a fear trade.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, thinking that with Donald Trump putting tariffs on Hollywood.
Not yet on television, but maybe that's around the corner.
We'll have white Lotus Boise Idaho up next.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, exactly. Hey, can I also say I came across
on the I was just reading the news this morning
before the you know, we got on the call, and
I came across as fascinating tin bit of trivia. Now
do you know that the vegetable kale is originally used
as dressing? It wasn't even meant to be eaten the

(03:52):
way we eat it now? Is it pizza?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Where are you.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Getting this from?

Speaker 4 (03:55):
That?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Guy? You are fascinating. Look for those who joined us,
let me explain why, guy.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Is I can't tell if you're raising me or Jonesy.
I had that information. A month later, Jones, he said,
I've got some information for you. He doesn't listened to
a word.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I say, did you say that?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Guy?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Do you mind if I use that? Can I use
that from you?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
That's of course? Wait, you're telling me you guys have
already covered this people.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Mind?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
What a shock?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I mean, I know that you're engaged. Do you have
this with your partner? As she say, you don't listen
to a word, I say, no.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
No, I'm a very I'm a very astute listener. Listening
is one of my great strengths. Even now, you'll notice
I respond to question you asked, you know, I think
I would say the greater issue, as opposed to the
gender projects that play, would surely be that, as co
hosts of a breakfast radio show, you're turning over so
much information what would be very difficult to keep. I

(04:53):
just feel embarrassed that my piece of trivia is being
covered already. I feel like a writing fall.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Don't you just don't you just we should all get
to tattoos of everything.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Particularly we should you know what, the three of us
should get tattoos of kale.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
That's what we should do. I think I'm just I'm
just impressed that you watch grown Ups Too, because I
remember grown Ups One, which I kind of like it
wasn't and then grown Ups Too. When you said it,
I went, oh, man, I just can't remember that movie.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
I tell you, I actually haven't seen grown Ups One,
which is maybe why I was struggling to make sense
of grown Ups.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Grownups One is worth what.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
It's not bad.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
It's not bad grown Ups Too. I think it's a movie. Paster, Guy,
It's always great to talk to you. For tickets to
see Guy Montgomery at the Sydney Comedy Comedy Festival, head
to live nation dot com. Donau, will you be revealing
the tattoo on stage?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
No, No, the show is largely I mean, you know,
the diehards will know that Patty's with us the whole time.
For a lot of people, it's not even relevant that
he's on my ass while I'm talking.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
You just say he's out in the back.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
He's out.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
We've got Patrick Swartzenegger waiting out the back. He's dying
to see your.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Depending how the show goes, Thank thank you, guys

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Thank you, thank you.