May 4, 2025 • 4 mins
Urzila Carlson joins Jonesy & Amanda for a hilarious chat!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda gam Nation.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Carlson has just won the People's Choice Award for the
fourth time. She thank you. She's starring in Hollywood Blockbusters.
She is selling out the every comedy festival she does.
She's joining us now because she's about to embark on
a new one. Helloula, how are you?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm surbrounded by brilliance around it, around and beautiful.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Offended you're not leading with the hotness. I mean you
can tell the makeup is on point today.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Right, five star review for a TV show the Piano. Now,
look at you getting accolades. I feel very very inadequate.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well, quite right, you're wearing a great blouse today. A blouse, Yeah,
it's Chaisley buttons.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Maybe your mother, woul probably states a snazzy top.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, no, you look very pressings. I don't think that's
a compliment.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
So star review. You're getting accolades and I'm wearing a
tidy blouse. Yay, Amy.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, So I know the world is full of hilarious things.
We're just talking at a picture of the Pope dressed,
I mean of the of Donald Trump just as the Pope.
You can't make comedy about that because he's already beaten
you to it? What do you do?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I know, you know what, I don't try. I don't
touch Trump at all. I don't do anything about Trump
because he like he's just sucked all the joy out
of it because he is the punchline. Like there's nothing
I can do that's crazier than he's doing himself. So like,
I'll just let that play out by itself. It's like
a weird evil Benny Hills skitch. I don't. Yeah, honestly,
(01:41):
I feel like I'm going to wake up and everyone's
going to We're being punked. This is a global punk.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
We're all getting chased in our underpass.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
So where do you find your comedy? Do you read
an article in the paper and think that's funny? Do
you see something in the street, How does it flow
to you?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah? So everything even in this show, like everything that
happens to me, or you know that I see happening
around me. I always you know, like my mom used
to go, there's two types of people. The people that
go it's the best case scenario the worst case scenario.
But I think there's a third, like what's the funniest
thing that can happen out of this? And then I
just talk about the stuff that's happening in my life.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And do you ever have a like with my friends
because I'm on radio, I'll sometimes say, oh, don't write
kind of silence, or sometimes I'll say to them, do
you mind if I talk about that? Do you mind
your friend's lives? No? I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Sometimes if it if it happens with me in it,
or yeah, if something really funny happens, then I go,
I'm going to talk about that, like you know, if
that's okay, But normally I don't. I haven't. I haven't
needed to yet, but if I will, if I need to, yeah,
I'll plow indeed. But no, I just talk about stuff
that's happening in my life. And even in this show,
I tell stories about my mom because she's going to
(02:51):
art class. My mom was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and now
she's going to all these art classes and stuff. So
I went, I brought her to the show and I said,
to listen, this is what I want to share. And
so she gave me three things that I'm allowed to
share that has been so funny because that's her love language.
It's not music, it's not it's laughter and so I've
been sharing some stuff that has happened to mum. And
(03:15):
this is one thing at art class because every art
class they all drink the paint water because when they
walk in, they each get a cup of milo and
a cup of water to clean their brushes. And every
week I try and tell the lady Helen, who runs it,
I'm like, Helen, you got to mix it up a
bit bybes, I give them, give them a little ice
cream tub for them to clean their brushes. Don't give
(03:35):
them another cup that it looks like the other cover.
And once she dipped the brush in three times, you
don't know which is milone, which is the paint water.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
That's what mushroom Woman did with the mushroom meals. She
had different plates, so there's no confusion. Don't put the
paint water in.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
It, and every fascinating, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
And so every week I say to Mom, don't drink
the paint And when she comes out, I can see
the paint. Did you drink? Get you guys? I did,
and I tried not to. And aren't all smells like
my life? Because she she panics, so she just that
brush and everything around.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
And that's what we're going to see in the show La.
It's always great to catch up with you. For tickets
and tour information, head to live nation dot com dot au.
This is going to be great.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Thank you. I still feel inadequate in my blood.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Alsoula smells spectacular.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Well, it smells good.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah. I had a shower this morning.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That's clean and clean and.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It's not even Saturday. Urschula Carson, thank you.
And Amanda gam Nation.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Carlson has just won the People's Choice Award for the
fourth time. She thank you. She's starring in Hollywood Blockbusters.
She is selling out the every comedy festival she does.
She's joining us now because she's about to embark on
a new one. Helloula, how are you?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm surbrounded by brilliance around it, around and beautiful.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Offended you're not leading with the hotness. I mean you
can tell the makeup is on point today.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Right, five star review for a TV show the Piano. Now,
look at you getting accolades. I feel very very inadequate.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well, quite right, you're wearing a great blouse today. A blouse, Yeah,
it's Chaisley buttons.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Maybe your mother, woul probably states a snazzy top.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, no, you look very pressings. I don't think that's
a compliment.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
So star review. You're getting accolades and I'm wearing a
tidy blouse. Yay, Amy.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, So I know the world is full of hilarious things.
We're just talking at a picture of the Pope dressed,
I mean of the of Donald Trump just as the Pope.
You can't make comedy about that because he's already beaten
you to it? What do you do?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I know, you know what, I don't try. I don't
touch Trump at all. I don't do anything about Trump
because he like he's just sucked all the joy out
of it because he is the punchline. Like there's nothing
I can do that's crazier than he's doing himself. So like,
I'll just let that play out by itself. It's like
a weird evil Benny Hills skitch. I don't. Yeah, honestly,
(01:41):
I feel like I'm going to wake up and everyone's
going to We're being punked. This is a global punk.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
We're all getting chased in our underpass.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
So where do you find your comedy? Do you read
an article in the paper and think that's funny? Do
you see something in the street, How does it flow
to you?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah? So everything even in this show, like everything that
happens to me, or you know that I see happening
around me. I always you know, like my mom used
to go, there's two types of people. The people that
go it's the best case scenario the worst case scenario.
But I think there's a third, like what's the funniest
thing that can happen out of this? And then I
just talk about the stuff that's happening in my life.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And do you ever have a like with my friends
because I'm on radio, I'll sometimes say, oh, don't write
kind of silence, or sometimes I'll say to them, do
you mind if I talk about that? Do you mind
your friend's lives? No? I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Sometimes if it if it happens with me in it,
or yeah, if something really funny happens, then I go,
I'm going to talk about that, like you know, if
that's okay, But normally I don't. I haven't. I haven't
needed to yet, but if I will, if I need to, yeah,
I'll plow indeed. But no, I just talk about stuff
that's happening in my life. And even in this show,
I tell stories about my mom because she's going to
(02:51):
art class. My mom was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and now
she's going to all these art classes and stuff. So
I went, I brought her to the show and I said,
to listen, this is what I want to share. And
so she gave me three things that I'm allowed to
share that has been so funny because that's her love language.
It's not music, it's not it's laughter and so I've
been sharing some stuff that has happened to mum. And
(03:15):
this is one thing at art class because every art
class they all drink the paint water because when they
walk in, they each get a cup of milo and
a cup of water to clean their brushes. And every
week I try and tell the lady Helen, who runs it,
I'm like, Helen, you got to mix it up a
bit bybes, I give them, give them a little ice
cream tub for them to clean their brushes. Don't give
(03:35):
them another cup that it looks like the other cover.
And once she dipped the brush in three times, you
don't know which is milone, which is the paint water.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
That's what mushroom Woman did with the mushroom meals. She
had different plates, so there's no confusion. Don't put the
paint water in.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
It, and every fascinating, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
And so every week I say to Mom, don't drink
the paint And when she comes out, I can see
the paint. Did you drink? Get you guys? I did,
and I tried not to. And aren't all smells like
my life? Because she she panics, so she just that
brush and everything around.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
And that's what we're going to see in the show La.
It's always great to catch up with you. For tickets
and tour information, head to live nation dot com dot au.
This is going to be great.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Thank you. I still feel inadequate in my blood.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Alsoula smells spectacular.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Well, it smells good.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah. I had a shower this morning.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That's clean and clean and.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It's not even Saturday. Urschula Carson, thank you.
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