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Speaker 1 (00:01):
My Heart podcasts here, more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well
that's time for our podcast friend.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
W A chattery drops today.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
We always think we're more hypervigilant dis parents than in
the day's gone by? Is that true? Anita? And I
look at some funny inventions and devices, or when I
say funny, some of them are horrendous. The people used
to keep an eye on their children thinking they were
keeping them safe.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Down to the jonesy demand of arms.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
To the pub test and Fox Sports has got in
trouble for zooming on an upset child at a recent
AFL game.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
He was a carlt and supporter.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
His team got done by the North Melbourne side.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's interesting, isn't it that kids are always going to
cry when their team losers. And that's quite all right,
that's part of being a big fan. But in this
day and age, when the camera zoom's in on you,
you risk becoming a meme.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Everyone's one step away from being a meme.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
We put that to the pub test and Welsh comedian
Lloyd Langford's going to be joining us.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Smart versus Dart. Do we want to talk about this.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
We had a very feisty day in here with smart versus.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I think you had a feisty day.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Have a listen and see what you think. I'm exhausted.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Enjoy the podcast. Now that a miracle of recording. We
have so many requests for.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Them to do it again, Mistress Amanda and miss Amanda
doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Friend in making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Congratulations, man, we're there ready right now, Josey and Amanda,
you're doing a great job. Anyone but.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Good radio.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Sorry, but it's a tongue twist set idiot and Amanda's shoot, Tim,
we're on there.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Top of the morning to you, Amanda, another cold windy
dyes the wind?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
What are we on Jupiter?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
The temperature right now is eight degrees but probably feels
like minus one or something. Every morning in the next
few days is going to be between eight and nine.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
We're having a polar blast.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I know that you were from a science background, but
Jupiter has very high winds but.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Much hot Jupiter. Jupiter, the planet Jupiter.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Are we getting Jupiter winds.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, No, Jupiter winds are like two hundred kilometers per
hour the time, I just said, what are we like Jupiter?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
The winds are everywhere right, and where I got a
wind farm on Jupiter, we're up on a bit of
a hill, so that westerly winds just going straight into
the house. And it was creaking and windows were rattling
and trees were shaking.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I was watching another episode of Alone that's been filmeding,
that's been filmed in Canada, and they're on the what's
that the west coast of Vancouver Island where there's the
Pacific Ocean, and then that, yeah, and the big winds
have come through and they have theirs are all blowing
around the tents that they've had to put up both
hand and all this, and I go ha ha, and

(03:06):
I go to bed and freeze to death in my
own bed.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
The winds can be very distracting and they can make
people unsettled. I remember, Crank I was doing a talk
at a school about my time on Dancing with the Stars,
and the teacher said, you've got five minutes until the
wind comes up, And I said, what happens?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Then he goes Then you've lost the crowd, And she
was right. Five minutes wind came out.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Garbage bin blows over, kids go oh, and then all
of a sudden you've lost.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Them and there you were doing your church. My wind
comes up thinking about that too.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Did you see the crane in your old stamping ground.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Of Carlington slash be crafty.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
And pats of Pennant Hills Road are still blocked. That's
a major.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Artery, I will say this.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
So from the amount of cranes that we have in Sydney,
I'm surprised that this doesn't happen more often.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well, the cranes near suburban houses. It's a worry, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, that big concrete block that hangs over the back
and be like the sort of damocles over your house.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
What a skill it is to be a yeah wow.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
How the time I met a guy in the surf
and he was working at Shannoncy's Nape. He was working
at Botany on the cranes that do the container ships,
and he's telling me about it.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
He's so into it, and I said, man, that sounds
like the greatest job in the world.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
And he said, well, there comes with a lot of
pressure as it would do a lot of that's automated
as well.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Out there. Now did you know that the cranes.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
But that would be maybe on a wharf.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's different to a sub area and these high construction zone.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
But you know what it will pop up in your
algo Now that's algorithm cranes. I've got I follow this
site on cranes and I just get constant crane collapses
and things.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I just want to say something to you. For the
last two days you've used the word alga and I
don't like it. I'm saying I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Algo algorithm.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Come on, I know what it's from. But we have
the word algorithm for a reason.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Al Go is easy to say.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
And I've started an algo on Algo, I'm already I'm training.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I'm hoping to go to Jupiter sometimes soon.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
We have an action backs show Smart. You've been home
with all the wind.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Smart versus Dart.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I just want to say this last week throwing darts
picked more winners than the experts. Overall, darts this year
have picked more winners than the experts. That's all I'm saying.
Just just goes to show.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
A Lloyd Langford very funny guy stand up comedians joining
us on the show, and we can't do anything until
we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
This question one?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
How many wheels does a quad bike cab?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Gen Nation for.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Magnificent seven seven questions? Can you go all the way
and answer all seven questions correctly? If you do that,
Amanda will say.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Helen's Aremus will give you the latest road calls.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
He's on the case up and the chopper. Wayne's in Blacktown?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Hello? Wayne?

Speaker 8 (05:38):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Are we very well? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
How many wheels does a quad bike cab?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Four? Four death traps? Bobby pins are named after which.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Hairc cut that became popular in the nineteen twenties.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
You'd use a bobby pin to hold your hair?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, but it was named after what haircut? The bobby
pin was named after? What haircut? The bob? That's it?
Let's play refresh? Yeah rift?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh okay, Wayne? What song features this riff?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Whine?

Speaker 4 (06:26):
That one?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
You don't know that one?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Wayne? Thank you?

Speaker 8 (06:30):
Jami?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Right, you and Wayne should get together for a chat.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, and discussing the traffic, discuss all kinds of things.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Rains are are collapsing. Do you think Nathan A Barrel
would like to.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Have a crack, Nathan good morning would have a listen
to this? What song is that? What song has that riff?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Nathan?

Speaker 7 (06:54):
I can't think of it fair enough.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
I'm gonna games.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
So what he said?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
I think he said, I'm watching you pick your eye.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, something in my eye. I've just got it. I've
just got it. I think it's going to be Okay,
mote in thine eye A mote?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, that's the old saying, m o t e.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Is that like a brand of Mascara's Shakespeare the mote
in thine eye? Did he Muscara?

Speaker 7 (07:23):
The Old Fruit Podcast, The Magnificent Refrash.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Keep the whip?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Brown's going to Anne in Goldburn? Hello, Anne, Hey, how
you going? That's Chili William gold Windy and Golden absolutely yesterday.
But she's pretty growing.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Out the big ram because it's facing west, it's bomies.
It'll be right up the clack of it.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I reckon it's testicle would have contracted the gift shopper trunk.
I haven't listen to.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
This, Anne, what song features that rip?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's going to be dangers Rome by Can you love?
That's it?

Speaker 4 (08:17):
And What Fruit was once known as a love apple
in Europe? Was an a a tomato? Be a cherry
or see a raspberry?

Speaker 9 (08:31):
I'm going to go with.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
It was a tomato?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
What animal is the mascot of the app Duo Lingo?
Seen that Duo lingos an app? It helps you learn
languages by learning things quickly? What animal is the mascot?
So you think it might be smart? Paul's in Newcastle, Paul,

(08:58):
do you know what the animal mascot of Duo Lingo app?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
What about a jewel lipa when you hit the DF
dance for Oh? Come on?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
What was Taylor Swift's twenty twenty three twenty twenty four
record breaking stadium a tour called Paul?

Speaker 10 (09:18):
I'm sorry, I don't know that one.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Paul James in Golden Hello, Jane, what's happening to gen?

Speaker 2 (09:24):
If the transmitter blow? Happy to have?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Thank you?

Speaker 8 (09:29):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
What was the yes?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
You tell us it's the era of tour?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Eres too?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Who is playing against the Bulldogs at Combank Stadium tonight?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Jane?

Speaker 11 (09:41):
Who's playing at the Combank Stadium?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Look, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I go for Paramatta.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
I'll just say for paramatter.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, Sorry, it's true, Jane, you have no idea.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Peter's in Liverpool hollow Peter, oh very well, who's taking
on the bulldogs tonight?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
That'll be the paps, right.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I'm going to throw darts at Jonesy to find who.
I'm going to predict a win.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
All the smart's predicting the bulldogs to when the dog
used to beat the panthers here. Congratulations to you, PD
You've won the jam packets all coming away two hundred
and fifty dollars to spend on dinner at San Pancho Restaurant,
Authentic Mexican flavors in the heart of Marrickville. A double
past to Furnace and the Fundamentals at Sydney's Night at
the Barracks or tickets Night at the Barracks dot com

(10:22):
dot you you are going to love Furnace and the Fundamentals.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Peter Nice, Thank you very much, and.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
The Jones Amanda Characters, feed Cohen and standing pants is
to do the coloring.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Thanks Pete Jeers mate, thank you very much. You have
a lovely dough.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Thank you, Jonesy and Amanda podcast Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Well, I can see that you're excited. Your nipples are
a wreck, so let's get started.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
It's a dirty job. Let someone go to do it.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I'm going to flick through the germanak, a big book
of musical facts. Wow. On this day in nineteen eighty seven,
Bross released their hit I Owe You Nothing. I've always wondered.
I mean, Bross were twins. Yes, so you look at
the name Bros, you just think brothers. Whoever says bros?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, because at the time people were saying bros.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh, it's not bros though, is it. They were known
as bros.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
But these days the kids when they say they call
them bros because everyone says bro now right.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
So back then, when Bross were walking the.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Earth, I'd never heard the word bros. But means that's
not a known term for brothers, is it?

Speaker 9 (11:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Well, the twin brothers, Matt and Luke Goss Goss Bross
formed in nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
They split less than a.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Decade later in ninety two, and that time, through that time,
they managed to sell sixteen million records worldwide.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Wow, how was there? Their big one was well, will
I be famous?

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
When will I be famous? I can't answer that.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I can't answer that.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Actually, you probably could answer these days because.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
We know exactly when they stopped being famous. Well, no
one knows what caused their feud they but it resulted
in the guys cutting all ties with each other. It
makes me sad when brothers break up.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
We spoke to them about their reunion.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Or in twenty eighteen they tried to mend things for
a union tour and we, as you say, we interviewed them,
but they canceled the tour after a few shows. They
didn't even make it to Australia. I don't think was
that because the brothers were feuding.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
No, it was just lack of interest.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Wow, what a shame.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Brothers will be brothers.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Maybe they should all go on that new twin show,
The Most Identical Twins one by Bross.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Those two girls addressed the same there's only two, you know,
the ones in the news.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, yeah, the ones who pelican watches the birds, the
ones who were on the news all that time.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, what do they watch pelicans?

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well, they're bird rescuers.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Really, I just said they were just twin.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
No, they can't be as famous as Bros for their
many many songs. Let's hear this one which we haven't
heard for a long time. I owe you nothing.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Put it on. Goodness me, what a flashback?

Speaker 8 (12:51):
Gem shit goal?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
But at what point?

Speaker 8 (12:53):
Seven?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Hello, there is Jonesy the matter Bros.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's the opposite of an earworm. I couldn't even pick
up a tune.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I remember that song? Well, do you? I was doing
your residency as a DJ.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Charlstea makes us alo sound like a doctor. I was
the doctor of sick Pete playing that, smoking a cigarette,
watching the turns.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Watching women in Stuart pants, moved slowly around a dance floor.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Ah, that were good times. Sure, if I could go
back in time.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Would that be your era?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
That was only because you probably wish you'd cracked on more.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yeah, I think I did all right. But nineteen eighty
seven was just such a great here. I didn't crack
on as much as you thought. I know that you
would think.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
No, you've told me you didn't.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
No, I didn't, So you did that as much as
I think.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
I don't know what I did, what the hell was,
But it was a great time to be alive. Nineteen
years of age. Yeah, you're single. You have no worries
in the world.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
My formative dancing years were the best years ever nineteen.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
I think nineteen is the best year of your life.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Do you reckon no, because for me, because you're on
the way to being no for me Earlier kids these
days like nineteen, but nineteen.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
If you're nineteen and you're listening to this, embrace your time.
It is the best time.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
I reckon early twenties for me. I'd come back from
UNI flatting in the near the city, which was amazing
to me, and going out dancing every night.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
These are the times, These are the times. It's nineteen
to seven, It's Thursday. I love Thursday because when I
was at school that was pie Day. But alsoday days
let's go back to the hot pie days. But also
on Thursday, double a Chattery drops. This is the podcast
that you do with your friend Anita McGregor. She is
a forensic psychologist. I used to be a bit jealous

(14:30):
about this because I like the chemistry and the podcast
and when I listen, I say, I wish I could
be have that. And I know you have a different
relationship to her than you do to me. But it's
a very good show.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Well, the fact she's a forensic psychologist doesn't mean it's
smarty pants podcasting it's just two friends chatting. It's child.
But today what the podcast is about is looking at
some of the baby rearing practices from the past. And
it is a new grandmother and you know the new
rules about whether it's screen time or heating up food
in microwaves, in plastic or whatever the kind of thing is.

(15:02):
Things have changed and we're looking at some of the stuff.
In the nineteen sixties, a couple were in Africa and
watched how elephants spun themselves around when they were giving birth.
So they thought they'd design a human centrifuge for women
who were in labor.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
To spin the baby out.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, it never got past its prototype, and this was
a childless couple. Finally enough, how fast would it have
to go?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Well to very few?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Would you may as well train for.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Space like in the Bond film.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, oh see, it comes a baby. I'm bizarre, isn't it?
Another couple of the weird things. There was a black
light kidnap alarm. Now it's interesting that we think we're
the hypervigilant parents because we hear every report about a
kidnapped baby. The Madeline Makahn situation. A minute you look
away from your child it could happen and you'd be.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
The world's well, little William, look at.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
That absolutely, But what's it's interesting that in the nineteen thirties,
I guess it was the Lindberg baby was kidnapped, and
so there's a lot of anti kidnap devices that were
on the market. One of them was a black light
kidnap alarm, but there was a whole stack of hidden
electronics underneath the mattress, which they thought maybe that's not
particularly safe for a baby either. So and so a

(16:14):
baby couldn't be stolen or kidnapped from hospital they had this.

Speaker 10 (16:18):
There was another thing that they did in the nineteen
thirties which is alarming. They used to again to prevent
kidnapping of babies in hospitals. They used to brand them
with UV lights, so basically sun burned their little skin
with some kind of marking to go and say this
is you know, baby John or whatever, so that it

(16:41):
instead of having just one of those little hospital bracelets,
let's just sun burn our child.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
So we've always been hypervigilant. In the nineteen thirties in
New York, they designed a cage that you'd put your
baby in to hang outside the window of your apartment,
they say up to ten one hundred feet high, which
is about thirty meters offund so your baby can look
out and see and get some fresh air. So everyone
sets out to do their best, but gee, some of

(17:07):
the practices are unusual.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
It's better than hot pie day, It's better.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Than hot by day. We discuss all of this. Are
we any better? Are we less anxious? Are we more anxious?
All of that is discussed on this podcast.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Double a Chattery. Get it from where you get all
your good podcasts? From Jones, Jam Nations, The n to
the Jones and No Matter Answer. The pub test footage
of a young Carlton fan crying in the stands during
his team it's lost to North Melbourne has left AFL
fans divided.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
That's what it looks like, and.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
That is a summation and what's happened for the Blues
for that poor young fella.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
I watched this bid and I felt for the kid
because I've been down that path before. I as a
young kid when your team loses and you're just devastated
and the emotions are so raw.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
I remember taking Jack to games and if the Rooster's lost,
I feel like This is when the Roosters were going
through a really bad patch, and I feel like sometimes
saying to them, come and answer to my ten year old.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, well the Blues Carlton.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
They fell to the Kangaroos by eleven points on Saturday,
and Carlton art having the best year the season. So
and it's very hard when you're a kid and you're
wear your heart on the sleeve with the football.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
But that's part of the joy of leaning into the emotion.
So what's the confusion People saying the child shouldn't have
shown emotion.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Well, many people are. That's not about that.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
People are slamming the broadcast of Fox Sports for keeping
the camera on the distressed youngster. At the time, when
I saw it, I just thought, that's just a I
really broke my heartbreak.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
For that kid.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
I just felt for him, and I don't understand what
the big deal is with filming the kid. Then people
said you shouldn't be filming that kid in a world
of memes.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
And stuff like that, because he could actually turn into
a meme.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
You know when you see those mons, Yeah you do,
what's that kid that does that crazy rat face?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
You know? You see that meme? Right, and he always
pops up all the face. Now he's always going you.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Know that face. But that's a meme. So this kid,
will he become a meme?

Speaker 1 (18:59):
A different story, isn't it. Crying at the foot is
an accepted thing at that age because you haven't temperature
emotions around it. Grown men cry at the football. That's
part of the emotion of being a fan. But these days,
your face, a kid's face can be taken out of context,
and you're right, become a meme that can be used
for years and years and years. But what do you
do about that? The camera people are always looking for

(19:22):
the story, whether it's kiss cam, whether it's someone catching
the ball in the.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Crowd, bikini to the cricket cam.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
They're looking for the story, and a devastated child, whether
you like it or not, at the football, is going
to be the story.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Also, Fox Sports lingering on this kid. Does that pass
the pub test?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
All right, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Filming a crying kid at the game. Does it pass
the pub test?

Speaker 12 (19:42):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Jam Nations, Amanda, you got to be classified old Brendon.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
You wanted to call this competition that, and I said,
don't do it, because you.

Speaker 9 (19:51):
Can't do it.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Well, it is like that on Pennet Hills Road closed
between Marsden and Jenkins Road in Carlington. This is your
old standing ground. Jim y Rye lives in the vicinity,
gave us a detailed report on what happened yesterday.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, there was lots of traffic which I got stuck.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
In of course, so the crane didn't come down. But
the crane in that high wind.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
I've got a handout. See there's the picture of the crane.
See those nuts have sheared off in the wind.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Can I see it's nuts?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Look rather than being stand the top bit, rather than
being up, it's down.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
It's over to a little bit.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
I'm surprised that this doesn't happen more often with the
amount of cranes in the city, and we are quite
a windy city.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Well, we're in for a polar blast this week, so
I can see why there's still some anxiety around it.
So the crane, the crane is still in a precarious
position that what's going.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
On with hard hats right now?

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Thinking what are we going to do because we've got
to pull the crane down, but the wind is such
at the moment, I'm proposing that those supposing.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I'm just proposing this is because this is why guys,
do surese see the other cranes.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Wouldn't they use that crane to disassemble that particular crane
instead of getting one of those other big cranes up.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Do they have to get it down with another crane?

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Well, yeah, that's how they put them up. Have you
seen them put them up?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
No, it's extraordinary. So you think that the experts haven't
thought about using those existing cranes.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I'm ayby to give some tips if they want.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I'm happy to get down there to have a Mecano set.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I'm not wearing high vs though. I just can't do that.
I think it's anyway, Jim I rye.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
So you so you you saw what was happening yesterday. Yeah,
I have another update as well, other than there's traffic.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Other than yeah, that's traffic.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
But the residents in the surrounding area, they were evacuated
to Carlingford Court.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Were they yes, given a free coffee?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
You think? I think the shops of the Shark Yeah right,
so is that where they sleep? But they sleep in
the bed shops and go to the toilet in the
those bathroom shops.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I'm bags in the bed in Walton's. I think Walton's
left calling for.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Court some time ago.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
You live there.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Well, okay, thank you Ryan for keeping us up to
and guys, if you wanted more advice from me, use
that crane there.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Use that crane that Jones's got in the picture.

Speaker 11 (21:59):
Yeah, podcast, when.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
God, I want you to get on right now.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
I'm taking.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Your windows a yell.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Down to the Jonesy demand of arms for the pub test?
Phil me a crying kid at a game? Does it
pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Let me explain.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Footage of a young Carlton fan crying in the stands
during his team's loss to North Melbourne has left AFL
fans divided.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
This out went to air.

Speaker 8 (22:31):
That's what it.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Looks like, and that is a summation and what's happened
for the Blues for that poor young fella. I'm on
Fox Sports side. This is just part of the game.
That's the tapestry. I felt for the kid. But other
people are blowing up. You shouldn't be filming that kid?

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Well then what's interesting though?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
These days and things are different, and no, I don't
think people are saying the kid can't shouldn't have that
emotion not at all, because that's part of loving your team.
You go the wins and the losses. What is hard, though,
is that these days you can become a meme. A
kid can be mocked once shot on the foot e
can last four years. So the film, the people who

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are filming, the camera men and women are always looking
for a story. The crying kid is going to be
a story. But it's not just a moment in time anymore.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
These days, as Andy Warhol said, our five minutes or
fifteen minutes of fame everyone has a story.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, but these days you're fifteen minutes of fame can
last year, your whole life.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
So filming the crying child aod game. Does it pass
the pub test?

Speaker 8 (23:29):
Unfortunately?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Sometimes it doesn't go.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
Away us coming through.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I think they should just let him have his moment.
Kids are kids, like you know, I made a bit
of recognition and not to him. Really, I can't see
what the harm is in.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
A way it does. I mean, they're they're in a.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Public stadium, they're going to be on film.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Everybody's filming everything everywhere now, But why.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Pick on a little kid, you know, just watching him?
That's not fair, you know, didn't get him at a
good time, did.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
It to be?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Everyone leads a hard days.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
It's a kid everyone, everyone has a cry.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Honestly, I've brought up the hard days and give us
some cry.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
About go back to the good old day.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Back to the good old days were got built every
up out.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
We're all a heartbeat away from a meme.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Just think about that as you go about your day.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well, he's the Welsh funny man that's made himself right
at home here in Australia. You'd have seen Lloyd Langford
on have you been paying attention? Thank god you're here,
the guy Montgomery spelling b. Well now he's doing his
own show, his own tour and he's joining us.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Now, hello, Lloyd, how are you very good?

Speaker 5 (24:35):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
We're greatest.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Bad time you cut the shackles of all these other
people and just broke out on your own.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Well, I've already I've already done some shows in Sydney.
I know I'm returning much Lake Tenure. You thought I
was gone, I'm popping back up, even if you're not
particularly happy about it.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
I read a great description of you. It said you
have a quick wit and slow speech. Is that part
of being Welsh or is that just you?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
I think that's just me.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
It also means I don't have to write as many
joks to fill in our.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Work get into it because it's because the Irish. They
always say about desire.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Irish are funny, but Welsh I think of funnier because
the delivery is more measured.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Surely, Bessie hilarious whenever Tom Jones not known for his humor.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Well, I think we're We're the Welsh and the Irish
are united by a mutual dislike of the English.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah, that works out. Well.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
They've got ammo in there is your How old is Gwen?
Is she about for your daughter?

Speaker 6 (25:44):
She is three and a half and I've literally just
bundled her out the door to kinder Oh.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Is she giving you plenty of ammo for your show?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
She does?

Speaker 6 (25:57):
I mean there's I kind of I voted in this
show that I would talk about her and I'm less
and then every know and again Gwen just does something
and I'm like, well, that's funnier than any joke I'll
ever write.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
And it's going in the show.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
And you've got to cash in on that, Lloyd, because
my kids they paid off gathering for my house. But
now they can now get they can get lawyers involved.
In fact, I've had a cease and desist from my
middle child said you can no longer talk about me.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
You got again when they're young.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
Gwen has just started referring to Anne as the butler.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh, this is an Edmund's your partner and Gwen's mother
the budget.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
She'll come in in the morning and and will say
would you like a milk?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Or to me, would you like a coffee?

Speaker 6 (26:47):
And Gwen will say thank you, butler.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Now you can leave. Have you trained her to do that?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I haven't trained.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
Her, but I am very much enjoying it.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
And what does she call you? Anything juicy?

Speaker 6 (27:00):
At the moment she calls me mister farkman, oh, which
Anne is also encouraging.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yes, of course.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
It's been the child of two comedians. Would not be here.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Even before Gwen came along.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
How was it being in the household of comedians? If
one of you is watching TV and says something funny
and the other one adds to that, do you look
at each other and say, hands off, that's mine? How
does it work?

Speaker 8 (27:22):
Well?

Speaker 6 (27:22):
I'm lucky because Anne is just so funny. So what
will happen is normally I'll have a joke that isn't
quite working, and then I'll say to and can you
help me out with this? And then she'll make it
too funny and then I'm like, oh, now I have
to rewrite everything else, like it's kind of annoying.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, yep, she's too funny. You're quite right.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
We were recently.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
We were recently nominated for the same award at the
Actors I don't know if you were aware of that now.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Have I announced the winner yet? Or was this last
year for coming up?

Speaker 6 (27:55):
This was the last one and we both had to
go to the ceremony and on one obviously opening lane
of her acceptance speech was telling me to suck ship.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Did they have a camera on you as they announced
that the Look I can show you the award? Yeah,
I can. Please, he's getting up. I look at that
act reward.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
What you holding it like that hoping you'll take a
screenshot and pretended to.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
You know, do you have a fantasize?

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Do you ever fantasize in that room by yourself holding
it like this and saying this, thank you?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
This is for comedy, This is for everyone.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
It's the only time I'm allowed to touch it when
she's out of the host.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
What about the award? It's always good to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
For tickets to go and see him, head to comedy
dot com dot a you Lord Lane, thank you for
joining us.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Amanda, what do you know about numerology? How many fingers
am I holding up? Just that middle? One really interesting
article recently Apparently humans are born with just two innate fears.
All the other fears are learned through family and culture.
Two innate fears. I'll tell you what they are next.
And one of them is going, oh.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
My fear is having darts thrown at me.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Well, you're going to be doing that anyway. Let me
see the list. That's not one of the two. It's
happening with art versus fart versus tart, which is coming up.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
So, as I was alluding to earlier, science has revealed
we're only born with two fears. Everything else is learned
or taught to us. So, for example, kids learned to
fear snakes. Have you seen that foot of a little
kid just holding one up, but he's walking along as
he's been wheeled around in the prayer on a bushwalk.
This is the stuff you learn to fear. But there

(30:04):
are two things we are born being fearful of.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
One is heights or a fear of falling, which is
the same thing.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
And Harley's always said that. I've said you've got a
fear of fine said, no, I have a fear of falling.
Apparently they are the same thing. Well, yeah, naturally, Well okay,
mister natural pants. Do you want to know what the
other one is? Okay, this is interesting. It's a fear
of loud noises. I have this, this innate fear of
loud noises, which is a survival mechanism because it means
there's danger. There's an explosion, there's a rock dropping, there's

(30:37):
a lion roaring in your face, whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
We have an innate fear of loud noises.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
And yet the reason I give that by way of
background is that there's a competition in Japan to find
the bike that has the most irritating noise.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
I've seen that year. It's come on to my algorithm
or algo as I like to call.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Well, that's another fear crazy abbreviate.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Words crazy jat motorbikes with.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Well it's called it's the Bozozoku subculture, and what they
do it's a form of rebellion against traditional norms. They
particularly stylize and personalized motorbikes to have the most irritating
noises of all time. Getting look, kookie, but here's here
is a montage, and I'm we will all react to

(31:23):
this because we have an innate fear of hideous noises,
irritating noises. Here's a montage of these bikes. I can

(31:46):
barely bear it. Turn it off, turn it off if
I'm If I'm on the street and a bike goes past,
I just get into a murderous ray.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
There's small capacity Japanese motorcycles. You know, Ryan, can you
go to Jonesy's bike page please?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Is what these are? My These are my bikes.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
I've recorded them just, you know, for a moment like this.
So take for example, my Dinah super Glide. What a
great bike.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Caught it in two thousand brand new still runs like
a preach.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Lizten to that, Well you're not riding that, he just
rivving it.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, Ok. The Ultra Classic then listen to that.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Irritating?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Okay, what about the jack bike set? What about let's
go the Yamaha Sound's got standard pipes? The old man's bikes,
so he didn't want me to change his terror. But okay,
the higher buzzyd you love?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
How many have you got?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
I don't put hair on your face?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
How many of you?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
What about the chicks? Chicks?

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Is it is at the time they wanted the bike fan?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Can I sign a petition?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
You know what's even more?

Speaker 8 (33:06):
Two straight?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
I'll see you're having one. Okay, that's a that's a nut.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
You know what's even more?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
You're conquered.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
What's even more irritating than that? Hearing you talk about them?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I'm sorry I brought it up. Now let's go back
to heights. Well, it's round seventeen of the NRL. We're experimenting.
We're also live on Instagram Instagram Live if you want
to come and see what do it live? You want
to see what's going on. We're experimenting with who's a

(33:41):
better tipper, the universe or the experts. The experts we
know who they are. The universe is me throwing darts
at Brendan Jones. Who's patted up in his protective gear,
holding balloons of the teams.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
I know who's a better darts? Well you everybody?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
You know how old are you? You sound about three?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Put your visor down or I'll throw it in your face. Anyway,
this is what we're doing. I'm going to throw darts
at Brendan Jones. He is holding balloons with the various
teams names. He's covered in his protective gear. All right,
let's start last look. I'm winning so far for the year,
I've won pretty much every week. So let's see who
we've got this week round seventeen Panthers versus Bulldogs. Bulldogs

(34:25):
have been predicted to win. Let's see what we've got here.
Bounced off, they're bouncing off. Oh that one got you
in the face. What's going on? I'm hitting them? Oh
my god, don't one landed in your neck? Support?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Okay, that's the Bulldogs.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Next one, see Eagles and the Tigers. Who's going to
win here? That is the Tigers. This one the Nights
and the Raiders. They're predicting that the Raiders are going
to win.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Let's see.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Oh wow, that is a Raider. Let's see what the
next one is. We have got the Broncos and the warriors.
The Broncos have been tipped. That one bounced off, That
one went nowhere. That one got you the crotch. Sorry,

(35:25):
what a small target to hear. All right, you're making
me rush. I'm not good when I'm rushing here. Just
send to thank you for those or here we go.
Here we go. They're bouncing off.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
You can see them bounce off.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Here's some more.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
I need some more, quick, one quick, give me some more,
Give me some more. I'll shut your.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Neck because I'm going to get you again in the neck.
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
You ready, Warriors and the Broncos.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Have you got sharp? They don't seem to be very sharp.
That one went in your face. This is a problem.
They're bouncing off right, they hit a warrior.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
The next one is the next one is who we
got here?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Dragons and eels. Let's see what we get here out
of the wage of cinder.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Oh my god, quick quick, Uick Brandon. I'm going to
throw this at your face. This is South's and the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I think who's been picked. The Dolphins have been picked.

Speaker 8 (36:31):
We're gonna have.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
The storm and the sharks.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Here we go. Who's going to get this one. I'm
hitting the balloons. You can see I'm actually hitting the balloons.
You can see that. Thank you.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
For more darts.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Okay, that's the sharks. I picked the sharks.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
One more Titans and the cowboys.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Come on, give me some darts here, give me some darts.
Thank you. We do need sharper darts. Here we go
out of the way. That one's lodged in your chest.
That one hit a cowboy. It's broken the balloon, but
it didn't smash it. Okay, that's a cowboy. All my
tips and every week you get filled with angst. But

(37:25):
let me just say, my tips are beating the experts.
So all those tips will be up on our socials today.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
It's extraordinary. Your throwing is getting worse.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
It's winning, it's picking the best winners. Yeah, but look
how close you are. Come back from here, stand where
I am and throw it into that one. Yeah, I
hate a smart ass. Throw it at anyone you like Brendan. Oh,
I almost swore.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
I don't know what the problem is.

Speaker 8 (37:58):
I can't not do it.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh, it's just it's so easy.

Speaker 8 (38:04):
You get a freaking dad and you I hate you.
I hate you.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Anyway anyway he was throwing them very aggressively at a
dart that was one foot away from him. Just so
you know, you know, I've picked more winners than you
having your lifetime sah podcasts free more instance and Amanda's

(38:39):
Bull's alright.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Ten questions sixty seconds of the clock you can pass
if you don't know an answer. You can come back
to that question of time permits. You get little questions, right,
you in one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Can make it two thousand dollars by answering a bonus question.
But it's double or nothing.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Let's stop fucking in front of Musa of eSchool park.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Hello, Muspa fa' musbafer.

Speaker 10 (39:00):
Good morning, m the tea.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
I just send that to the girls of the tiping pool,
I said, because.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
They've written m U s Pafa And I said, is
it Mustapha or Muspafa? And they went, now it's Mustafa y.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Muster makes a lot more sense, musterpha, Hello and welcome.
We've got ten questions, we've got sixty seconds. I won't
put you off by telling you you know good at
it while are you trying.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
To do your best?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I won't do that. Ten questions sixty seconds if you're
not sure, say passed, because it might have time with
our support to come.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Back and have our disco.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Ask how much muss trying to concentrate? So why don't
we give him the time and space to do it? Musterfa?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Are you ready to play?

Speaker 8 (39:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Okay, musterfa. Here we go because he comes to question
number one? What do you call a baby cow?

Speaker 12 (39:47):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Question two? Traditionally how many wheels are on a wheelbarrow?

Speaker 10 (39:51):
One?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Question three? What's Shakespeare's first name?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Question four? Which piece of jewelry is formed in an oyster?

Speaker 6 (40:02):
Pass?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Question five?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
True or false? A group of jellyfish is called a smack?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Pass? Question six? Who wrote the sitcom? Summer height thigh?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
I pass?

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Question seven? Ping pong is another name for which sport?
Question eight? Cold rock sells?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
What? Question nine? How many times has Elton John been married?

Speaker 8 (40:30):
Past?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Question ten? What's the only continent without any active volcanoes? Yeah?
Question four? What piece of jewelry is formed in an oyster?

Speaker 12 (40:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
No, that was wrong, it's a pearl.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah, but you could get a pearl necklace out of you? Yeah,
but still oops.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
I'm sorry. Next time Musa phones up, we'll have a
chat with him.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
A group of jellyfish is called a a smack.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
That's true. Chris Lily wrote, Summer Heights high and Elton
John's been married twice. Yeah, he had bian what was
the name Renata?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
David Fish?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
I guess four times.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
He's gone both Guides Country and Western gold Well at
one point seven.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Hello, there, it's Jonesy Demander. Thanks to Mojo Holmes, Pennell.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Hills Road is still closed because of the crange GEMI
rise Mum, just send him a text and said, ye
still close. And it's all happening there. You saw that
the tradees fighting each other on the on the building site.
That wasn't there, No, it was It was Kellyville, but
around that area, you know, heading in the northwest of
our city.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
And did you notice how they were divided between Orange
Highve's and Yellow highves?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Is that a thing?

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Now?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
There are divisions everywhere, Brendan. Everywhere you look there's someone
being mean to somebody else. You were very rude to me.
Then with my dart throwing, I am channeling the universe
and I've picked more winners an experts have.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
And you're so rude to me.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
You know what you need to know. I had a
lesson in what I had a darts lesson when you
left early on Friday. David Marland, known as the Big
Fish Marland, he's a darts coach at jd C Sutherlanshire

(42:23):
Dance Academy. Right helped me perfect my technique. He talked
me through, don't rush the throw, be nice and steady,
focus on the target, follow through all the things that
I did.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
When he first came in, he said, show me what
you do, and this is how it went. Show me
what I'm doing so I can see what I'm what's
wrong now you're.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Doing You're junking sort of a big and it's like
it's a jerky Oh actually.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah, I'm letting the dance to the work.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
But they're very light darts of the hard stroke.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
What about a poison whe we slipped one in a
blow dart? Is comrick?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Sorry, double prick, triple prick.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
I'm throwing them hard enough.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Relax, just relax and apologies for the swears.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
So he talked me through how to This is what
the thing is. You roll me up. He was saying,
take a deep breath and listen to what happened. Let's show.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
Let's shoulder, so you keep your arms smooth. So you
were jumping and yet and you made with my shoulder,
so you're basically chucking the dart but not throwing the dart.
So if you can keep that still, that part of
your arm is still as possible, and the shoulders for
the less movement there and just let the arm do
the work. When I throw the right line up, that
stays still. That whole body stays still. That's my balance
going in. Don't use my shoulder, not some.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Relax that's it. Look at that?

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Look at that? Isn't that perfect?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Okay, I'm not rushing.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
See that's it. I think I've learned and now I'm good.
What are the chances? Yeah, I hit every single balloon
and popped every single balloon. Anything you like to say,
did you pay for this lesson?

Speaker 5 (44:07):
You know?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
I know why I didn't do well.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I know why. I'll tell you next. I'm going to
explore this further. I'm going to explore it further.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I'll stick around.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Oh please do Brendon, please do.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I feel like I've upset you?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Podcast gold but at one point seven, hello, there as
Jonesy Demanda.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
I will say this. I did notice that your dart
throwing hand got a little bit better.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
I sort of thought, as they were heading towards me
and not piercing the balloon, but the aim had got better.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Well, one went into your neck like he had a
neck guard. One went into your jacket. A number of
them hit the board, a number of them hit the
balloons and bounced off. You saw that is a replay
of today's footy tips. Let's see what we've got here.
Bounced off. They're bouncing off. Oh that one got you

(45:00):
in the face. What's going on? I'm hitting them? O
my god, that one landed in your next support. Okay,
that one got you the crotch. Sorry, what a small
target to hear.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
We need your commentary.

Speaker 9 (45:20):
Well.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Interestingly, the big difference between when I was good when
I have practice with David the big Fish Marlond he's
a darts coach at JDC Southern Shire Darts Academy. When
he was coaching me, I was really good. And you
know what it all comes down to one word. This
is what he said to me.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Relax, Relax.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
How can I possibly relax?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
When you do this?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
It's extraordinary? Thing is getting worse it's.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Winning, it's picking the best winners. So yeah, but look
how close you are. Come back from here to stand
where I am and throw it into that one. I
hate a smart throw it at anyone you like Brendan Oh.
I almost swore.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I don't know what the problem is.

Speaker 8 (46:10):
I cannot do it.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
It's just it's so easy.

Speaker 8 (46:16):
You get a friggin dad, and I hate you.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I hate you.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
That's a world away from David's words.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Relax. Who gets Ryan in the divorce?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Tell you what the Jenna was filming my lesson, and
I used your face as dart practice, and you should
have seen how accurate I was. All of that vision
is up on our socials at Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I'll be watching it many times other than today.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Maybe another lesson from Well, maybe David can come in
here next way and he can tell me to relax.
He can tell you to relax. But also can he
bring some sharp darts. Those darts that we're using are
as sharp as a tea spoon.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Maybe some Maxes.

Speaker 11 (47:01):
Maybe I need to grind Jonesy and Amanda, Amanda, what
do you use your tongue for?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
None of your business. This job's food We've got the
job fair and square, Brendan, but we're talking to each
other again.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
It's been a feisty morning, but intriguingly.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
The fist has come from your side.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
The fist has come from your aggression at me not
being any good at dance. The universe, the universe speaks
through me, and so far I've picked more winners than
the ex you have. Annoyingly, the universe picked the sharks.
That's what the experts have said.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
I will say for the record as well, your dart
throwing seemed to be marginally better.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Don't patronize me. You know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to get David, who is my dart's coat
big Fish Marlin. Yeah, my dart's coach is going to
join us in here if he can next week because
he can see on the video. Look at Jenner's video,
Jones and Amanda, have a look at how how good
I am. You stopped me being good. David's going to

(48:04):
come in here and witness what goes on.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Out of all the people that deal with your life,
you now have a dance I've.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Got a darts coach. I've always wanted a darts and
now I've got one on me hanging around in bars,
just getting better and better at it podcast. An interesting story.
This had happened in I think it was Africa. A
nine year old boy was kidnapped and held hostage for hours.
It's happy ending, it's not a gruesome story. Instead of panicking,

(48:31):
he continuously sang one song over and over again for
three hours straight. And after three hours of non stop singing,
the kidnapper got frustrated and released him unharmed. Do you
know what he was singing?

Speaker 6 (48:47):
It was this?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
How those people lasted three hours?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
My shoulders and my back from tension?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Me try to throw darts with Dave, my darts coaches
telling me to relax. This is see how beautiful is that?
He should put out a meditation Take one more time, Ryan,
relax beautiful? Instead, I get you going me me.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Me, that's not my recollection?

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Well it's my recollection is you chased me around the
studio with a handful of darts.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Well, as I said, have a look at how good
I am when I'm aiming at your face when David's
helping me train, Which is what happened at Jones and Amanda,
I've now got a dance coach and he's so.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
All the people.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
You've got a personal trainer, you've got someone that does
your feing. Shwe no, I don't, and now you've got
but I.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Do have a dance coach. His name is Dave, Dave
Fish Marland from the Southern Shire Darts.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
And he taught you when you're throwing darts at me,
he gave.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Me a very important piece of advice, which was this
relax and did that happen today?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Listen to how you wound me up so easy?

Speaker 8 (50:00):
You get a friggin dart and you I hate you.
I hate you?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
And then she proceeded to run around the studio with
a handful of darts. Jac me in what waters that? Relaxed? Relax?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Dave's going to come in next week. I'm hoping we're
going to ask him so he can see up close
and personal. He how you are the anti relax You
get all the people that do with your anti relax.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
I am mister relax, I am.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Look even Ryan's laughing at you.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
It's ten to nine.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
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that if You're our favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
How great is that?

Speaker 4 (50:45):
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Speaker 1 (50:53):
What has he got today?

Speaker 12 (50:55):
You know it gets is patience. Nobody has patience anymore.
When you're in the car, people want to go fast
than you. When you line, people want to come in.
Nobody has papers anymore. Everyone needs to take a chill.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Pool and just relax, don't they don't they Just if
someone's trying to pick footy tips, just relax, relax, thank you,
don't be cranky, just relax, just relax.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
What else have we got?

Speaker 9 (51:22):
What really gets my gullies is people that have no
idea how to use an escalator. So when you're on
them and you get to that point where you need
to get off, we get these idiots, stupid people. They
cross directly in front of you and block your exit.
We're on a moving object. There is nowhere to go.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Give it a wide burst.

Speaker 9 (51:42):
Seriously, sometimes I think I want to bump into you
so so hard just to teach you a lesson.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Is that really bad of me?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
What would Dave bigfish mail and do Relax.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah, we should all live by the words of Done.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
The teachings of Dave. Get your gully into us. It
is nine to night on gold.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
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Speaker 2 (52:12):
You get the jonesy demand of ttail as well, which
is great.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
You know who We decided to give them out of
the match too. Who Well, let me set the scene.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Every week.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
I get to throw darts at you, not at you,
are balloons of various teams.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Just a backstory of this. So what we did to
pick the footy tips is we'd.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Get retired football players to come on the show and
we pay the money. But what we learned was to
get a retired football player on the show was dreadful.
And then when they came on the show, they do
a Bosnich Mark Bosie. Remember it came on and spoke
for fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
It was nice.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
He doesn't know that you like minutes?

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Your question right, I'm just saying so then I as
a joke, So why don't we just get you to
throw darts, and next minute we've got.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
What we've got and next minute, next minute, I'm actually
picking winners more than experts up. Yes, so today's ones,
the ones I have thrown darts at and chosen, will
be on our socials today if you like to put
those of your footy tip.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
In comp But last week you berate me every time
about how terrible I am.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I just said, what to kill you to practice?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
And I thought, all right, you know what, I'll have
some lessons.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
So I went to see my new dart coach, David
the big Fish Marlin, and the thing that he said
that he gave me a number of things to think about,
but this was the big one.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Relax.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
And you know what, I wasn't able to because of
the way you talk to me.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
That's so easy.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
You get a friggin dad, and I hate you.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
I hate you. So despite Dave's beautiful words, relax, I've
been more wound up than I've ever been in my life.
I've broken up with boyfriends with less angs than I
felt today.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Don't leave me, friend, It's too much fun, Rida yet
is it fun?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Brendan. I've had to take a panel I got a
raging headache.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Just scaring.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
He go okay, because he's coming up next. He's got
the greatest weekend of your life darts involved.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
This is great. You go to Florida for one big weekend.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
You're going to see Sting, You're seeing Brian Adams, go
to Barbados for the day.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
And you have a trip to Disneyland. How good is
rower dart Walt.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Tomorrow is Friday.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Fight for your flashback with darts.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
You know, do you want me to just shut my piole?

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Well, you know what David would say, Relax exactly.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
I'm looking forward to tomorrow because fight for your flashback.
I feel that I'm going to get three in a
row for the winnen.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
I haven't got two in a row.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
I got two in a row. I've got two in
a row.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
He counts. Only someone very wan to track your counts.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
All there's me.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
We'll be back from six to tonight for jam niece. Okay, everything, okay,
shake hands.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Well we're going to am.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
I going to turn up tomorrow and see on my
neck dog, you're my neck out with angst. Come on, friend,
I'll see you tomorrow, big breath, Good day to you.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 12 (55:00):
Good Bye, Wipe the two baby from You're Right.

Speaker 10 (55:04):
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Speaker 1 (55:20):
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