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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app Well,
here's our podcast. We covered everything today from Matt Wright,
the Outback, kroc Wrangler.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
And what they do with the crocodile eggs.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, I didn't realize what they do with the crocodile eggs.
I thought it was more like a conservation purposes.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Now I think they they give the money, they sell
the eggs to people who grow the crocs, and they
use them for other things.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I've got no b for that. I was just I
didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
The pub test, the four day work week, the ACTU
is pushing for this. It's very interesting. How do you
feel about it?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
What about our latest mash up, you and Phil Collins
together at.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Last I knew it would happen one day. Shelley Horton
joins us. We're so much more aware now of perimenopause
and menopause. Men and women need to know what's going
on because it does happen to fifty percent of the population.
Shelley's written a book about this, and she's joining us
on the show and gets.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
My ghoulies all coming up in this podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
That a miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Mistress Amanda and miss killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Friend in making the Tools of the Train, I've.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot the legendary
part Jonesy, Amanda, the actress Wig.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Congratulations, were there any right now?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Job, a silky giant.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Good radio.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
Sorry but it's a total tongue twist set Amanda's.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Shoot, Tim, we're on the air. Good morning to you.
A man it leather jacket and friends, that's me.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
What if I was just here in a boob tube
and I think there's maybe my skin needs moisturizing because
you think I'm wearing a leather jacket. In fact, I am.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
You look very good. You're well rested. Thank you great?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Are you well rested?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm great of it. You know what I did yesterday?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I had to drop my mom off for a prostiduous
yet to get something cut out of her arm.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh thought, she's not getting a BBL, it's.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Not getting your people.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I thought she gave her that voucher for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Although I don't know what she got done there.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Now she had an sec baked beans of spaghetti removed
from her arm. So I dropped it off at the
hospital and they said, yeah, pick her up in an
hour or so.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Okay. So then I went for a wonder. I'm just
wandering through the city.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I ran into my cousin Liz, just wandering through the city,
so we had a.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Bit of a gas bag.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
And then I was wandering down a circular key and
I ran the hospital that has mum going and that
was she hasn't even gone in yet, no jeez. And
then I just see the Many Fairy about to head
off to Manley. I thought, oh, I'll just get on
the Manley Fairry. Got on that went over to Manley.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Did you appear to be someone who has having an episode?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I didn't mind it.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
People you know who wander you like a plastic bag.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
And then I came back on the ferry, got to Bairnley, thought.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'd better not get off the ferry. I'll just sit
and enjoy the afternoons.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You didn't do what I did when I was a teenager.
I'm having grown up so far from the beach. I'd
finished my high school certificate a few days before, and
a group of friends and I said, there's no such
thing as schoolies or anything. We thought, why don't we
go to Manley Beach? And that was so alien to
us from where we grew up Beecroft, carling Ford High.
So we took a train of bus to train, a

(03:35):
bus to train, a bus to train, and bus got
to we took the ferry to Manly and we swam
where the fairies come in. We didn't know that you
walked through the course of Courso and that there was
a beach beautiful. We swam in the oil slip and
thought it was We.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Had a great We were happy for it.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
We were happy for it and went home again.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I thought of you as I watched all the propulsion
washed the diesel and everything else.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Particularly it was just the same as the baby oil
we were putting on ourselves at the time, SBF.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
And then I came back, and then I wandered around
the rocks.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I took ages for them to cut the thing out
of Mum's arms, so I was wandering around the rocks.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Have you looked a great city?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
We live in Nice?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
What a great city? My Ryan is back today.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Brian, Ryan with a bee, right, Ryan with a b.
Now it's Ryan without a.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Beeg og Ryan without a b on.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
The O g Ryan, we haven't seen you that much.
You've actually grown a beard. Yeah, what do you think
of the beard?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
What does your girlfriend think of the beard?

Speaker 6 (04:30):
She likes it, she likes the mustache. But yeah, what
about this, well this thing.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Here, yeah, mutton chops.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
I like it because, like when I can, I think
I'd like to play with it. It makes me it
doesn't happen real often, Okay, but Nanda doesn't like Yeah,
she said to me last night, it makes you look old.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I will say this to you.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
There's people of a certain age I would say, over
forty five would not like your unkempt.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Both my sons have a mustache. So I think your
girlfriend probably likes because every young man she sees right
now has that same rule.

Speaker 8 (05:03):
True.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I think she likes it because it's me.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh well, maybe I don't. I don't want to assume,
nor should you. Right, you keep doing you.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
I will say this Brian, who's been feeling it. Isn't
he great? Brian?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
And he don't Ryan?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
He comes in here, he's got memory.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
The food he brings us the muffins every day.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
And do you think he works out like I look,
he's got these shoulders.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I work out, Yeah, But I just feel.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
That he's more substantial, you know in build We love you,
we think you're great.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
But he's also clean faced?

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, is he trying to remember?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
No, he's got he's got, he got what's he got?
And he's got kempt hair? What's this turned into nothing?
We love you? You know you choose to work two days
a week.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
We have to have our affections go somewhere the other days.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Ryan actually pact show today it's Thursday.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
That means smart versus dusk.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yes, absolutely, And if you've lived through menopause, if you're
living with someone who's going through menopause, finally we were
able to talk about how dacily it can be.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I've had two.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Women in my life with menopause at once, and it
was who's that.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
You and my wife both going through it? It was
an interesting time.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, Shelly Horton has got a book out called On
Your Perry Godmother, and she's going to be joining.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Us, and we can't do anything till we do The Magnificent.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Seven verestion one in which board game would you hear
someone say, Yachtzy gem Nation.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
We have for you the Magnificent Seven. There are seven questions.
Can you go all the way and answer us seven
questions correctly? If you do that, a man will.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Say, I'm embarrassed that we were talking about Brian. I said,
what's he got in his face? He does have a
very nicely close copper.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, it's a grown up spear.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
And it's not my fault that I can't remember what
people look like. If I had to give police identicate information,
I don't know what. I would destroy everyone as an
egg for the Humpty Dumpty's committed a crime.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
He's had a great fall.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
That's what I know about, right, because what happens now
on the show and johna voice debate, appreciate this.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
We have job sharing. Jim y Rye, who.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Works for us, does two days a week because he's
doing other What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
You're doing other things? Yeah, he's got another thing. So Brian, well,
Ryan with.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
The bee come he works here anyway.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
He does Monday to Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
But Brian also does other things at the station. He's
the uber guy in the defense, right. He pulls his
weight in another.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Way, he makes sure that the John Farnham quota and
the rock Set quotas are all full.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
All those tanks are full. So and we just couldn't
even remember what he looked like. He looks great.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
He's very good looking man.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, he's a very and is he Roman? He's got
this coloring in his skin?

Speaker 9 (07:48):
John B.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
John, how are you? Question number one? In which board
game would you hear someone say? Yatzi?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
What are the chances? Where was mister Squiggle from? John?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh, this is a bit tricky, a little bit no, no, And.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I'm not asking what show he was from? Asking geographically
where did he gi often? Where was he from?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Helen is in Connell's.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Point, Helen, Hi, guys, how are you very well? The
show was mister Squiggle? But where was he from? Was
he from the Moon?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
From the move mister Squiggle? The man from the Moon?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
If you're under a certain age, you'll remember that.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
If you're under a certain age, you won't remember.

Speaker 9 (08:31):
No.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I know that they.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Should run mister Squiggle. All those characters were great. What
was your favorite character?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I always a bit annoyed at the aggressive nature of
blackboards Harry and also the Digger, steam shovel, Steam shovel, Harry,
Digger back from the wall. But they're all cranky. They're
all cranky.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
You a little flower.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Pot in the back of his I used to like
I'd watch mister Squiggle in the cave and I'd see
steam shovel, and I always liked how he had a
little house on the back of his steam shovel.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
And he had a little flower pot in there.

Speaker 8 (09:01):
Do you remember that, Helen, Yeah, I remember mister Squiggle.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I used to watch that when I was a kid.
He draw things upside has been like Rolf Harris without
the implications. Question number three is reverse? What song were
playing in reverse? Helen?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Oh goodness, Helen?

Speaker 10 (09:34):
Is that California Girl by Katie Person?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Ellen?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Goodness? That's over.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Which condiment was used as medicine for sixteen years?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Helen? This is multiple choice.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Was it sir racher A B soy sauce or C
tomato sauce?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh no, that would medicine.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
You don't want to put it on your areas? No
podcast the magna It was a seven or up to
question four.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
It's going to Jamie and win Molly. Hello Jamie, you
know you guys this morning, we're very well. Which condiment
was used as medicine for sixteen years? Was it soy
sauce or tomato sauce? Tomato sauce was tomato sauce. It
was claimed that the antioxidants had medicinal properties, and then
they decided no, it didn't.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
It's just taste, as.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Simple as that.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Which auto maker created the luxury brand Lexus in nineteen
eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Toyota.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, Japanese Mercedes. I didn't know that you didn't know
toa made Lexus.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I'm sure I did, but but I wasn't. You know.
It's somewhere in my brain. But interesting question number six
for you, Jamie? After water? What's the most consumed liquid
in the world?

Speaker 9 (10:56):
Oh? M, that one sumthing.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Have a guess bigger liquid?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Do you think you any drunk a lot all around
the world?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Coke? No, Jamie, Maria isn't carrying about.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hello Maria, Hi, are you very well?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
So? After water?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
What is the most consumed liquid in the world?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Hey, this tea.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I'm a big tea drinker. I'll keep the stats going.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
I love the tea. Which team is up against the
Panthers tonight? For a Grand Final rematch.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
That'll be the storm.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
You know when I used to advertise it was going
to be a Grand Final rematch. This is embarrassing. I
used to think that people would go along and they
play it on the big screen, the rematch.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
You know what I feel that that's not the dumbest
thing you've ever said.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Is that a compliment? I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Congratulations Jonesy, Congratulations Maria.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Take a letter.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
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and sixty five days simplan. Theyaded three hundred dollars, two
hundred and forty gigabytes of data with unlimited standard calls,
SMS and MS one hundred and fifty dollars to spend
at the guild Food Hotel, unmissable sports and epic eats
at the Guildford Hotel. Help and Jonesy, Demanda charriacatures for

(12:10):
the coloring in some stale of pencils.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Maria, anything you'd like to add, Oh.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Look, loto win would be great.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Well, okay, we'll rustle that up for you.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Break you'd like a lot of win, Let's write that down.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Put it on a bit of paper.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Thank you, Jonesy and Amanda Podcast, John and Amanda The
Brief Adult Lives.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
It's like a Meredith, a psychist.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Coming through the Jermanak I bet big book Abuse the
Facts On this day. In nineteen eighty six, John Farnam
released his hit Pressure Down. Hasn't John Farnham been celebrated
a lot recently And I'm not saying.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
That it make it sound like there's too much. Maybe
the Pinata was a step too far.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
You can't be people whacking John farn You look at it.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
In twenty twenty three, the movie Finding the Voice. We
went and saw that that was amazing, brilliant. His memoir
The Voice Inside. He had an audio book the man
had had throat cancer and then he recorded an audio book.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
And now the latest Farnham what would you call it? Step?

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Is this the musical?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
You know about this?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
We've spoken about the musical John Farnum the musical.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
He's going to join the likes of other great OSI
legends who have been immortalized in musical form, Shane Warre
and you remember Shane Moore than the musical.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
I wish I ever saw that, you know, I wish
I did? Yeah boy from ours.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Whoa Ba smiles Shane warn Desert.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
So now John Farnum the musical. One only wonders what
will be featuring that musical.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
I hope it's when he sang for his supper and
the Australian Institution that is Rundle Moore in Adelaide, and you.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Can have dancing balls behind him.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
This, I think run to all of the musical with
John Farnmers. That's not all.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
The musical with John Farnamer has been relegated right to
the bottom of the story.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'd be all about Farnham.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Let's get the pinata.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Why don't we put on some jf GM Nation Wrangler
Matt Wright aka the Outback Wrangler, has been in the
news a bit lately.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
You remember him from his wrangling TV show, Getting the
Crocs and all that sort of stuff. I'dn't really watched
in the show what they do get crocodiles? So all
made it.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Have a crocodile in his backyard and ring up Matt
and we ran and he gets the crocodile, gets it
out of.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
His year and takes it where to a sanctuary, sanctuary
something like that.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
But they do it. They fly around in helicopters.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, and helicopter pilots buy and large. Can you know,
they're like motorcyclists. They're a little cowboys, a little.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Bit of cair I say that because I am a
motorcy but my dad, who was a pilot, used to say,
you wouldn't be a good pilot, but you'd be a
great helicopter pilot, because they do sort of you know,
And I'm not casting any astursions towards helicopter pilots, but
that's just from what other pilots say. Matt Right has
been in the news though, because they had that devastating
helicopter crash a few years ago.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
So the co star of his show, Chris.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Willow Wilson, and he was killed because they were getting
crocodile eggs.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
So it's quite extraordinary what they do.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
So the pilot, Sebastian Robinson, was flying the helicopter down
into a kroc infested area to a croc nest.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
And I don't know if it escaped my mind, but
crocodiles lay eggs.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Do you think they give both til.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
I don't think I gave them much thought.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
But when you think of it, we've all seen the
images of them break out.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
They're like a little dinosaur.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
And yeah, it's one of those things that you don't
really think about because it wasn't in Crocodile Dundee he
was it.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
You didn't see an egg hatching out anywhere.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
So he's flying the helicopter low, he's got the sling
and he's scooping the eggs.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Out and so they hang out from the helicopes in
a sling.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Underneath the helicopters. So the helicopters crashed, which had dreadful,
dreadful consequences. Chris was killed instantly, poor old the pilots,
Sebastian Robinson is now a paraplegic, and so Matt Ryder
he wasn't he's not on travel of the crash, but
he's charged with attempting to prefer the course of justice.

(16:40):
So he went along there, and there was alleged things
that he did after the fact. But I'm more interested
in the actual crocodile egg halfsting. I always thought it
was a conservation thing because I didn't watch the show
that much.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I don't think they collected eggs in the show, did they.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
No, you never saw that, And I thought this must
be a sidebar. They go and on the ones. You know,
you get the crocodile eggs and you put them somewhere,
so you take.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Them from an area where they're in danger.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Is that what you thought?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
That's what I just presume that, But it's actually they're
far in the eggs because there's a massive market for
crocodile eggs.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
So they steal the eggs really from the crocodiles. Yeah,
I guess so, and then take them we're to a
farm where they grow full length or have a big
They need them to harvest them for shoes and handbags, shoes.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
And handbags else. And also there's all the benefits of eating.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Crocodile people eating crocodile eggs. Who eats them?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
They're high and less of them.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's an Asian mud. I think all the handbags and
Asians love it really.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, they love they love the meat, they love all
that stuff and.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
The handbags and stuff. So it's a multi multimillion dollar
dollar industry.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yeah, in Australia. I was just reading the stats about this.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
So about two point five million crocodile skins are harvested
annually and we contribute over one hundred million dollars annually
in the Northern Territory. There's a twenty five million dollars
annually that comes out of doing.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
This this busion.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I have no beef with that, but u's the punt.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, But you know, I just I didn't know that.
I always thought it was like a conservation thing.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
My grand parents dad's parents had worked on properties up
and down the north of Queensland, and when I was young,
they had given We had these two stuffed crocodiles. They
were about how long is this two feet feet two
feet long, and it was the most exotic thing that
they had. I think my grandfather had caught them. I

(18:30):
don't know what the circumstances were. He was working on
a farm somewhere and so they were stuffed crocodiles with
his big thick ropey stitching on their stomachs. They stuffed
them and we had two of them, and so as
I got older, I thought, that's a weird thing to
have had on our mantelpiece. It was the most exotic
thing in the history of the universe. And my grandparents
were such intrepid workers. They used to work in abb

(18:51):
but my grandfather working in abbatoires and he'd work on
a cane farm. My grandmother would do the cooking. They
were these two bushies and that would and I loved
it every time they came back to the city, and
that once they brought me.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Those what happened to you? Because you're the opposite of
a bushy?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
I know, I know, isn't it? And so my dad
went to boarding school and ended up working in the bank,
but he grew up in Northern cans And yeah all that.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
You do have a fiberglass shark in your kitchen though.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's from a fish and chip shop. And I've got
a fiberglass zebra in my backyard that my uncle made.
So I do like the animal kingdom, but I like
it when it's fibergloss.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
You like fiberglass. You're a big fan of the fiberglass industry.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Jonesym Nations.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Let's get on down to the joking amount of arm
stream pub test. The Australian Council of Trade Unions the ACTU,
is advocating for a four day workwheek.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
This was on PD's news last night. A four day
working week sounds nice. Well, he's got a lot of
things on the weekend, doesn't he? A case of beer?
The car fire, But what about for the rest of us, Well.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
It's not just as simple as work less, and that's it.
They're pushing for a model where employees work eighty percent
of their hours but maintain one hundred percent of their pay,
but they have to sustain their product levels. So that's
where this dance comes in. So they've experimented with this.
There has been a trial in twenty twenty two involving
twenty companies that allowed employees to work a four day

(20:19):
week while getting full pay. What they found was increased productivity,
reduced sick days, improved employee satisfaction. Ninety five percent of
the companies involved, not just the individuals, the companies involved,
so they'd like to continue with a four day model
after the trial, so a lot of positive feedback there.
This does mean that you have to still hit your

(20:41):
productivity levels in those four days, So you can't go
and chat to barbera at the table the desk next
door for half an hour because often people hang around
and they fill their day because they know that they
have to be here from nine to five whatever it is,
and you just drift along and try and vaguely busy.
You will have to be busier.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Well, well, we get asked Jim.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I right, he works two days a week, not on
full pay. We've made sure of that. Some of the
comments these inevitable kind of comments of madness. Australia is
flushing its future away, this lazy government. Why don't we
just give everyone full pay and no one has to
do any work. What they're saying here is that this
helps work life balance. It aids productivity, because what they're

(21:21):
saying here the whole point of this week we need
increased productivity, but not at the expense of the humans involved.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I noticed that Ryan's become more productive now that he's
here two days a week.

Speaker 9 (21:30):
Give you alone.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Why don't you give us a call? The four day
work week? Does it pass the pub test? Jem jam
Na said Amanda his.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
Cheese everyone.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Speaking of TikTok tacker.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
I walked into work this morning and I noticed that
the station air fry has been put into the e
waste bin which had mushroom dehydral rate of vibes about it.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Look, there's an incident yesterday.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
You bashed, you bashed, You.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Provoked me to the point where I had to let
my anger out, you know, And I took it out
on the air fry so far and it's called your
a pain in the aim.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Well that for you after seven point thirty, that's you.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
There's me bashing it. I accept that and how was
I to know that that would break it?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Digital Jenna has made a meme that's you pashing the
air fryer. Then audio producer Foxy he's done a co
lab you and your boyfriend Phil Collins called.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Tomatoes so far and it's called your a pain and
the aim the air fryer in the air fry tonight.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I love it? What do the Thermo mix people thinking?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Well, I'm allowed to spread myself thin okay, podcast where.

Speaker 8 (23:01):
I want you to get off right now?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I'm crazy.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Now go to your windows, stick your head out as yell.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Down of the Jonesy and the Man of Arms for
the pub test the four day work week? Does it
pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Sounds fansful, but the Australian Council of Trade Unions the ACTU,
is advocating for exactly this. Employers would work eighty percent
of their hours but maintain one hundred percent of their
salary provided they can sustain their productivity levels. So this
is where the dance comes in, you do four days
a week because Australia needs more productivity. But we don't

(23:38):
want that, they are saying, and they're right at the
expense of burnout, of stress, of no human connection, of
no time for family. So that's what this is looking at.
So they've done a study that has found that and
it went for a couple of years a four day
work week, full pay, it did increase productivity and the
majority ninety five percent of the companies involved, so they

(24:00):
wanted to keep going with it after the trial finished.
How do you feel the four day work week? Does
it pass the pub test?

Speaker 11 (24:05):
It pertly?

Speaker 10 (24:06):
Does you find people the more productive because they've got
that motivation of a three day weekends well ahead of
the rest of the world worker some ers says.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I think the Prime Minister set yesterday fer.

Speaker 9 (24:17):
Us would just like to work upon a day week.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
The business is going to be open for five days.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
A week still or are they going to be shut
for that extra day which means that other businesses can't
work with them.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Now, I don't believe it past the pub test.

Speaker 10 (24:33):
It's going to produce productivity, but is it going to
actually increase the economy? I believe that it's actually going
to pull the economy back.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
No, one doesn't pass the pop test because unfortunately, there
are jobs out there that it has to be five
days a week.

Speaker 9 (24:44):
As a teacher, I'm working five days a week.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
You're older, definitely, yes, a four day work week.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
You know you need to spend some more time looking
after yourself.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Nowadays you can't retire to you nearly did, so having
four days is great. But when you're younger, I think
you can do five days half.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
No, yeah, I remember I used to work six days
a week, and I used to think it'd be great
to work five days a week, good old days.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I don't think that everyone would take that same one
day off. I know one of those callers was saying,
this businesses close. I think it's a you know, shifting thing.
Not everyone's off on the same day.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Something that doesn't take a day off is perry menopause.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
All menopause. That's exactly right. This is the stuff that
finally we're talking about. And Shelley Horton, who we love,
has got a new book called On Your Perry Godmother.
She's joining us next. Jemis Jonesy and Amanda in the
Morning on Gold one oh one point seven.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Hello, there is twenty past seven.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Jonesy. How would you describe our mate Shelley Harton, Well,
she is a powerhouse. I'll give you the words. She's
immediate powerhouse words, aren't they She's a straight talker, she's
your go to lady on so many things. And she's
got a new audiobook now called I'm Your Perry Godmother.
And I'm so pleased that women are talking about this stuff. Finally,
you put your heart on your sleeve and your reproductive

(25:59):
organs on your sleeve as well. Shelley Houghton Alo, I
am bearing.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
My ovaries for you girls, and you are about that.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Why is it suddenly? And I love that we are
that women are talking about this stuff. When I went
through menopause and I'm still on hit at the age
of one hundred and fifty eight million, I really missed that.
My mom wasn't around because I don't remember what it
was like for her, and she never spoke about it.
Why are we suddenly able to talk about it?

Speaker 11 (26:26):
I think that times are definitely changing. So I went
into perimenopause in twenty twenty so five years ago, and
it wasn't really spoken about then even but I feel
like gen X has gone, you know what, enough of
the shame and silence.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
This is a natural part of life and this is
okay to talk about. My mom didn't talk about it
to me, so I'm so sorry that you didn't have
your mom.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
To talk to.

Speaker 11 (26:50):
But know that often because of that generation of that
stiff upper lip and soldier on, we really have lost
that communication. And what I've realized with putting this book
together is secret women's business doesn't help women.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
We actually need to talk about it and men need
to know about it as well.

Speaker 11 (27:08):
So it's a pretty hectic time for a lot of women,
and this time for us to actually let everyone know
it's true.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
My late Nana, she passed away many years ago, but
she had a mastectomy like one bosom removed, and we
never knew about it.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
She had breast cats and no one knew and it
was never talked about these days.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Be a tribute facebook page at tattoo and all this stuff.
And Nana she had a prosthetic boob none of us
knew about and I only found it about it twenty
years after she died.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, as you say, secret women's business doesn't really help anybody,
and often the medical profession didn't know much because even
for HRT and things like that. Initially, when I went
on it, some doctors would say, you can't be on
it for too long because it's none of that's true.
As long as you can be none of those other markers,
you can be on it for as long as you need.
You can be on it till you're ninety. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
So when I got my first symptoms, because I didn't know.

Speaker 11 (28:02):
What was going on, I went to a GP and
they hadn't been educated about perimenopause, and when I described
my symptoms, they said to me, oh, that could be cancer.
Oh god, I mean, like really, So what happened was
it took me another nine months until I actually went
to a GP and that knew about menopause and perimenopause.

(28:24):
And by that stage, I had like one in three
women perimenopausal depression, like ninety percent of women. I had
really abnormal bleeding and I was circling the drain all
because that first GP didn't pick up on the symptoms.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
So that is changing as well.

Speaker 11 (28:42):
I have campaigned in Parliament about this and now new
gps who are coming through it is compulsory for them
to learn about perimenopause and menopause. GPS who are now
in place are being educated that that WHI study from
two thousand and two claiming that HIT causes breast cancer
has been completely walked back, So we don't have to

(29:04):
have that fear.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
And I will be buried with my HIT.

Speaker 11 (29:09):
I'm going to stay on it until the very end
because it helps me feel like me again.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (29:14):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
And if you two like you don't have children, is
it different per And I know you can't speak for
people that have had children, but of course I can.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
But to studies, but do you know what I mean to?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Studies show for those women that choose not to have
children as opposed to those that had children, are there
different reactions to it?

Speaker 11 (29:32):
To perimed, it's not actually different as to whether or
not you've had children, but it's a big indicator that
if you did have children then you had post natal depression,
then you are almost one hundred percent going to have
perimenopausal depression. And this is not the sort of depression
that you treat with an antidepressant. This is a hormonal fluctuation.

(29:54):
So therefore, HRT is the gold standard for treating this
so you can kind of look at your history and
particularly if you have had any problems with having kids
or even a lot of women who have really bad
PMS or have problems, you know, emotionally with their periods,
they are going.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
To have a tougher time in perimenopause.

Speaker 11 (30:13):
So, if anything, it's just a good indicator of what
might be coming and a good way to look out
for the science and make sure that you're looking after yourself.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
And so validating to have it spoken about, to say
this stuff is.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Real, yeah, and so put up with it absolutely.

Speaker 11 (30:27):
And I've made sure that my book is absolutely evidence based,
so I have incredible menopause experts that I've interviewed from.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Around the world.

Speaker 11 (30:36):
I actually had an independent GP go through and fact
check it. But what I've done is I've taken all
the science and made it very digestible.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
So that it's easy to read. It's easy to understand.

Speaker 11 (30:47):
I describe estrogen as like you're beyoncey hormone that gives
you all your energy, and your progesterone is your snoop
dog that calms you down and helps you sleep. So
I've made it so it's very conversational and the thing
that I love about having an audible version is it's
just like having a best friend in your ears. And
I'm just I just wish I could also give everyone
a glass of wine with the audio, so we have

(31:10):
a glass of wine and talk about.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
That could be a thing in the book. You remember
the vow sacked little sachets of drink. That's what I
was picturing, you know, as a too late to a reap.
I think it's time.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
I think you've struck.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
You've struck gold Shelley. It's always great to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I'm your Perry Godmothers in store and available now exclusively
to audible Shelley Horton, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Thank you guys, Love you bo Love you two Jonesy
and Amanda podcast. You don't have to do anything, do
you Just sit there in the bimbo seat and I'll
do it all. And when I say bimbo set, I
mean yeah, I've got audio respect.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Listen up, folks, Taylor Swift fans and the whole world's
gone crazy. We were talking yesterday to Emma Gillespie about
the big Talerswift album announcement. She went on her boyfriend's podcast.
She held up an album cover that was kind of
pixelated and blurred. She said that stay tuned for information
about its release. Well, something else is going on. There's
a new timer on her website counting down to nine

(32:13):
am our time, one hour twenty five from now. What
could it be? This is what people are saying. Maybe
it's a release date of the album boring, maybe a
new tour, maybe a baby okay, who knows, who knows?
But the image on her website described that Brendan, there's
a door with lights behind it.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, yes, it's classic marketing. I go a step further.
She's in the cahoots with Paul Kelly. So poorl Kelly
has the sequel to How to Make Gravy? Yeah, so
maybe him and Tea Swizzle have got together. It was
the story was in the newspaper about Joe.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Well, there's a death, a death notice, or Joe died.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Through a misadventure.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I did ghana that he's a reciviotist and probably went
back into jail and maybe got shived by someone or
joined an African gang in Melbourne because of their lacks
bail laws down there.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Those lyrics write up to Taylor Swift machee. That's Taylor
Swift's wheelhouse.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Right, there could be, but either way he was in
there too.

Speaker 9 (33:16):
Well.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
But his song is coming out November seven. No, it's today,
is it?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Yeah? You got your counters?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Well, no, her counter at nine o'clock today, Tea Swizzle
is making a giant announcement. Maybe it's about our move
to drive.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Maybe that's Meanwhile, guys Sebastian's going hello, Hello, here's.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
The og from Paul gam Nation.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Forget about Taylor Swift. I've just been reading about the
sequel to How to Make Gravy, Paul Kelly song. So
we saw the death notice about Joe in the newspaper.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
And then also there was something on Paul's socials about
Rita writing a letter.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
So that's what the song's called.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah, Rita wrote a letter to Santa No to Joe.
So Riada wrote a letter and told him from the
perspective of Joe. But the major twet stairs while he
was in prison. Joe went back to jail.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
So I told you prison, he went.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Back to No, he got out of okay in How
to Make Grave. Yes, he's in jail, yes, you know.
Twenty first of December, the ringing last bull. If I
get a good baby, I'm out of there. Yes, yes,
we'll presuming he got out of there. Yes, okay, so
he got out of jail, but then he's gone back
into jail.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Is this in the follow up song?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Well, this is in his ensuing years between how to
Make Gravyes, this is what said. This is the song
I know that you're not musically a did which song?
Which is the new song?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
What I'm asking?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
So while he was in prison again right reader and
Dan fell in love?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
That was always his fear, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Joe's mind wasn't playing up at all. His imagination became fact.
His brother took his wife. His wife read a letter
with a pen sharper than the knife. She told him
a little babies on the way morning, his failed marriage
and seeking oblivion.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Oh, this is sad.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Has Joe taking his own life.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Joe brought a little package home, took a little too
much while all alone, and ended up six feet.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Under had a drug overdose.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
This is the new song.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, And in the final lines of the story, Kelly
as Joe sings, but Dan, I don't forgive you. Oh,
I didn't mean to say that. It's just that my mind,
it plays up multiples each matter. This is him as
the as from the goose, multiples each.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Let's say that.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
So you're so aggressive?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Were so many questions?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
What are you? What's like just freaking.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
We finished saying things. It's a big emotional It is emotional,
and you've just blabbed the ending.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Well, I was hoping that Paul and I would collab
that Rita actually turns into Rita the eatery right, and
keep the food theme.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Going right, gravy with Margarine in.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
A hot air balloon. Hello, loves sandwiches for everyone. Well,
when Paul's gone a darker part, Yes, well.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
I wonder musically how it will sound. Would you like
to sing it for us? Brendan Okay, we'll leave it.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
We are on Instagram Live if you'd like to join us.
Brendan Jones is got all his he's got all his
padding on, he's got his bicycle gloves. He's got pads
on his legs, bicycle gloves. Okay, little dingy beurl, little flag.
He's got his helmet on. Annoyingly, it's open so I
can hear him. But we will close that. He for
some reason has decided to put his cricket box on

(36:52):
the outside. He got one of our executive producers to
tape it on. If I was to throw a dart
at it and missed, well, it's such a target. And
what about the ones you're wearing at the back?

Speaker 8 (37:05):
What?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
He don't aim for it? It's not meant. It's just
that the box slips down through the page.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
If I was to aim for it and got you
in the leg, would that be bad? Have you got
padding in your legs?

Speaker 8 (37:16):
No?

Speaker 9 (37:16):
Better?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
All right, all right, well let's start. What we're going
to do is I am going to throw darts at
Jonesy who's holding balloons? Put your helmet down, put your
eysor down, and whichever one is picked. So far, I
didn't have such a good week last week. So we
are up to round twenty four. I'm one behind the experts.

(37:39):
Our first match this week Panthers and the Storm hold
them down Low. Panthers have been picked in this. Let's
see what happens. Are you ready? Panthers? Next up with
if you're going to hold it in front of your groin?
Next is the Warriors and the Dragons move back a
little bit, warriors and the Dragons. Warriors have been picked

(38:02):
by the experts. Here what will I Oh? Oh that
was the Warrior. Roosters and Bulldogs. Experts are saying, bulldogs.
What's going to happen here?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Far out?

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Oh cripes.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Okay, that's the Roosters, Sharks and the Titans. Titans. Jones's
got a Titan right now?

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Oh went into your arm? Oh I keep missing both balloons?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Have training.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
You've got to die just below the box in your groin. Okay,
this is.

Speaker 12 (38:54):
Come on, I'll shut up. Oh no, you've put me off.
Your groin has put me off.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Okay, that was the Titans, the Broncos and the Dolphins.
Broncos have been picked for this one.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
What's good?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
What's going going? Don't move them around too much. Don't
move them around too much, because then you complain that
they're not going.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
To go in.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Don't terrorize me while I'm trying to throw things at
Look at that that bounced off. Okay, there we are.
That's the Who was that? Was that a Bronco or
a Dolphin? Thank you? That was a Bronco. Come on,
Brendan the next one, we have rabbit os in the Eels.
Eels have been picked to win this one. What's going
to happen last week? Okay, that was That was the Eels,

(39:50):
Tigers and Manly. Manly's been picked by the experts. Let's
see what have you still on hanging out of you?

Speaker 10 (39:55):
Groy?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Join us on Instagram, wif for all the excitement. Show
me the front so I can see what's on. Okay,
there we go. That was Manly. I think Cowboys and
the Knights. Cowboys have been picked as the experts. It's
here Cowboys and the Nights.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I come on once.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Oh wow, that was the Cowboys and so there you
have it. Brenda Jones still has something hanging out of
his nutsat there we go. My very astute tips will
be on our social media so you can have a
look and see what the universe has chosen.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
My universe just shrunk a lot.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
You might go more around the studio like a balloon,
just like you. Jass free instance.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
And Amanda's scret Relax. Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
You can pass if you don't know an answer will
come back to that question of time permits. Get all
the questions right, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question. I'm looking at it right now, but it
is double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Christine is in Penrith?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Why Christy?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
I apologize, Christine, Christi.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
He's added a few past letters aside for.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
The other guys.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Remember Christine eath christ That's all right, I always get
call on.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Christie, Christi, Christie.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
All right, Christie, let's see what we can do ten
question sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say past. We
usually have time to come back. Okay, okay, all right,
good luck because he comes? Question number one? What number
is between four and six?

Speaker 10 (41:35):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Question two ballet is a style of what damn? Question three?
The iPad is made by which company Apple? Question four,
I'll be back is the catchphrase from which movie terminator?
Question five the video game GTA stands for what Grand theft? Auto?
Question six havianas originated in which country?

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Oh past?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Question seven, which Australian cricketer was famously known as punter.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Pash?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Question eight Ka means hello in which language? Question nine?
Who sang the song Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend?
Marilyn Monroe. Question ten in which decade did hey, hey,
it's Saturday first air?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Eighties?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I think it was the last seventies.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
It was the seventies on Saturday morning, and.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Then we're go morphed into hey hey it's Saturday night,
oh eighties?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Have you do you know where they're from?

Speaker 8 (42:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
I would have said Brazil, it would have been right.
And you know who was punter?

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Is it Ricky Ponk?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I said, oh my god, Christine, I know that's okay, Christine,
or yes or Darryl Summers for not starting a show
in the eighties. Christy, thank you, thank you so much.
Se podcast. Have you heard of an NBA player? Very
famous one? But have you heard of Tyrese Maxie?

Speaker 3 (43:04):
I think I have.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
He nicknamed the franchise Mad Max.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I've heard the franchise.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
He's an American professional basketball player for the Philadelphia seventy
six is. He's hugely, hugely famous. He's twenty four years old.
He went on Instagram Live to ask a question and
it involved how to use a can opener.

Speaker 9 (43:26):
And normally chef helps me use the can opener for
my dogs. Well, tell me what I need to do.
Somebody on here, help me out, show me how to
work this thing.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
So he detailed an amazing workout he'd just done with
Lebron James, and then he said, I can't use a can.
Everyone's a different skill set, but often you come unstuck
in the kitchen. And these very famous guys from the
time they were probably fifteen, maybe even younger, haven't had
to do any of that domestic stuff. As he says,
chef opens the cans for his dogs.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Yeah, the fact that he's got a chef shows that
the chasm of reality in his Yeah, what about you though,
smashing up the station air fry just yesterday?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
That's you. Now it's sitting in the e waste pile,
most of the mushroom dehydrated.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
What happened was you razzed me enormously and I took
my frustration out on the air fryer. We were trying
to make a cake and then the air fry broke
and we had to make the cake in the microwave.
So that wasn't a good move on my behalf of
the anoledge.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Take it out on me, not the air fryer, the
poor air fryer. What's it done?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
The tribal drum is going to beat four domestic dumbo, Yeah, showing.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Look, you may be smart in other parts of your life,
but is there a moment in the kitchen you or
your kids, or have you seen that old guy? A
woman comes home from work and her father's there and
he's chopping things on her iPad. He thinks it's a
chopping board. That's what can happen.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
That's where you're talking about. What about Peter Raviton, Jessica Row.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Jessica pussy Cat was making peaties some potatoes and she
wanted to shroud them in flower.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Instead of using flowers, she used icing sugar.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
Serves.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
At the same time, Pete.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Says, I don't think pussy Cat are supposed to be
that so nice. The tribal drummers beating on the strength
of this NBA.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Player, Well, that's right. His name is Tyres Maxi. He's
twenty four years old, Major players, and yesterday he went
on his Instagram live just you know, after detailing an
amazing workout with Lebron James. He then said he didn't
know how to use a can opener, and.

Speaker 9 (45:44):
Normally chef helps me use the can opener.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
For my dogs.

Speaker 9 (45:49):
Tell me what I need to do. Somebody on here,
help me out, Show me how to work this thing.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah, it's a great problem to have.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Well, you know something, You could be a brainiac in
other parts of your life, but you have brain fade
in the kitchen. It can happen the.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Tribal drummers beating domestic dumbo.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
Show me how to work this thing.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
That's me bashing the air fry yesterday so we couldn't
make our cane.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
You know, you're not talking euphemistically either, it's you actually
bashing an air fry.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Elanie has joined us. Hello, is it you? Who's the
dumbo in the kitchen?

Speaker 12 (46:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
No, it was a good friend of mine.

Speaker 10 (46:27):
A few years back. She put aluminium or foil in
the microwave and it started popping and looked like there
was lightning in her microwaves and she nearly blew it up.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah. Yeah, that's the that's the big mistake you make.
Don't put a spoon in it, don't put our foil
in it. We'll learned that.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
But I've got microwave now and it's got a metal
rack in it, and they say don't.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Put metal things in it.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
It mustn't be proper metal.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
That's proper metal.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Well, that makes no sense.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
I know.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Talk to the microwave people.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I will, I will talk to them straight after the show.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
There you Lannie Davis with us.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Hello, Dave? Is it you who's the dumbo?

Speaker 9 (47:06):
Yeah, I've got to admit on the stupid one.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (47:11):
Now we sometimes buy.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
Frozen pizzas from Woolworth or Corals or what not to
throw into just to cook up.

Speaker 9 (47:18):
We had some topping. Well, cheese and butter look very similar.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
In the fridge. Well, if you've got a black hair
in delagrating up the cheese, grated up the.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Butt and then cook that.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah, what did that taste like?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
The sorry, what did it taste like? Craps?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Press much buttery you put on there?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Well, if you if you're think of your grade cheese,
you'd be grading a lot of butter.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
I think the old pappager said they get a bit
stingy with the toppings.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Come on, guys, now you have to add your own butter.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Thank you, Dave, no judgment from us.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
One of those old guys now has me sounds like
it so like what you just said, you would be
I was joking just to join in.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
The tribal dramas, beating for domestic dumbo, so we had
to work this thing.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
There were two things munched together there. One is Tyrese Maxi,
one of the most famous NBA players, he's twenty four
years old, on Instagram Live and said, how do you
use a can open? And my chef normally does this
to get food for my dogs. The other bit was
me hitting an air fry as they during TikTok tuker.
I broke it and hence we had to cook a
TikTok tucker cake in the microwave.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
You're collabing with NBA players.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Now it was inevitable, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Peter has joined us Oho.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Peter, who's the dumbo in the kitchen?

Speaker 7 (48:48):
Look, I Precia so otherwise I'll get killed. My wife
is a brilliant cook normally, but one weekend I went
on an all night poker and I put my mates
and she had a few wines, decided that she didn't
want to cook, put a can of spaghetti into a
pot on the island setting. When sat down, fell asleep
to be waken to this ballistic missile launching skyward took

(49:09):
off the side of part of the side of the raineur.
It put a hole in the ceiling, and I came
into spaghetti all over the ceiling.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
He didn't puncture the can, he did not.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
She just put it in fully and off it took.

Speaker 9 (49:24):
She did it.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
I thought it was you.

Speaker 7 (49:25):
She now, I was having a good time having beers made.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Come on when you came home and saw spaghetti on
the ceiling, so I thought you were hallucinating.

Speaker 7 (49:37):
Came, I said, what happened? Since she was very sweepish,
she said, oh, look, I had a bit of an accident.
I saw an empty I.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Saw the empty wine bottle.

Speaker 7 (49:43):
I said, I know what goes?

Speaker 8 (49:45):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
What ear is Peter calling from?

Speaker 2 (49:50):
He's got poker eyed, He's got the wife cookie and
my meal.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
I want those?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
You want those days? Wilma Alicia, Hello, Hi, Hello, who's
the domestic young boat?

Speaker 3 (50:02):
It was me.

Speaker 10 (50:03):
Unfortunately, I was baking at a friend's house when we
were in high school and the recipe asked for white,
So I asked my friend where her carton of egg
white only eggs.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Were, and she ever mentioned it ever again. Alicia, Oh,
it was a running joke.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Where's our egg white going from?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
And once you use that stuff you can't go back.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Well, these days you can buy it's great forget that's
separated the eggs. When Alsia said, where's the eggs that
just have the whites in them? Hello, Mick, Yeah, Hi.

Speaker 13 (50:43):
It was actually my mate back in my younger days.
We went fishing, caught a couple of the leather jackets,
so went back to his place in them, gutted them.
She got the oil out from under the cupboard, put
it in the fire pans. Put the fishing started.

Speaker 8 (51:00):
Cooking the next minute and there was bubbles coming out everywhere.
We got going on. It turned out he put washing
liquid in oil bubbles everywhere.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Yes, I'm sure, I'm.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Sure after all that time they respect the fishing.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Respect well, you'dleast you do the washing up in fishing time.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Take away the smell. Thank you, Mick, Thank you for
all your calls. Share Notion podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
A young Australian man has gone viral in the best
possible way all through the states, through the state of Nebraska.
They're all embracing him. The footage is lovely. This is
a Melbourne teenager. His name is Archie Wilson. I think
he turns nineteen tomorrow. He has made the move to
Nebraska to play NFL football. He's playing college football as
a punter. He was taken from one of those pro

(51:52):
kick He was scouted here and then taken to the state.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Well, they love our AFL players because we can really
both the ball that's right, and college football is massive.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
So he's kicking off his college football career with Nebraska
and it's such a big deal. And I had a
press conference yesterday and it was all going well. He
was chatting, chatting, chatting, and then he was asked how
he feels about being so far away from home.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Yeah, I have, I got three little brothers.

Speaker 9 (52:19):
In a moment, dat not.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
Yeah, I love it a lot.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Yeah, that's the tough part about being here. I love
them a lot and I.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Missed them, but it's I mean, they know this is
what's best for me and Sky.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
I can still talk with them plenty of the phone,
and that coming here to see the first first few games,
so I'm looking forward to that.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
It is hard when you're young, when you move away
from mom and dad from to a long a place
that's far, far away, far away.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
But the States and Nebraska have just embraced him. I'll
go to war for Archie. These are some of the comments.
Can't wait to see this man play. Husker Nation has
your back. I love this kid hanging there, buddy, It'll
be worth it the first time you do that tunnel walk.
The state of Nebraska's got you. I'm getting emotional reading those.
You're home here, Archie. May you always feel that you're

(53:05):
our family. You're our brother to Nebraska forever. Oh he's
so sweet. He's done himself such a service. And to
see a young man at the height of his power,
you know, beginning this incredible career allow himself to be
so vulnerable. See, this is what we want to see.
This is what's great about young men who are this
open and this vulnerable. And to do that on that

(53:27):
big platform is so so refreshing to see.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
And I don't know much about American football. I have
been watching that TV.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Show Ballers, and it's such an industry over there. Every
minutiae of the game. There stats about how fast they run.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
And all and this college guys, this is where where
it's for him.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
This is where it starts. But you would get lost
in all of that and you just missed your mum
and dad.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah, that's right. Well he's stamped himself as one to
keep an eye and he really has. His name is
Archie Wilson, and tomorrow, happy birthday, Archie.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
There will be plenty of sympathetic hair ears for you, Archie.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I bet yea. Thanks to Masel Stocks and Gravies, we
have twenty thousand dollars for our favorite gulie of the year.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
What have we got today?

Speaker 4 (54:19):
My gulie is people who think they can just park
across my driveway at will and blocking me in so
I can't get out to an important appointment. This guy
in his damn blue Preus has been parked across my
driveway for the best part of an hour. Now he
just blisily walks along, gets in his car and drives
away urban livingly.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
That's your problem right there, because you've got a bit
more of an urban driveway than me, and my driveway.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Is quite wide.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Remember it happened to me once and I had to
get an uber into work. And what are the chances
the local superintendent was a friend of ours and we're
going to the airport and staying overnight. Ah, kid's got
nicked big time.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
A couple of bags of cash, And.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
What do you mean? I don't even understand what you're saying?
What else have we got?

Speaker 11 (55:04):
What really gets our gulies is fris made a delicious snoozy.

Speaker 9 (55:08):
I've gotten fruit.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Ball drizzled over some natural honey.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
I'm fooling by this point.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I've fridged into the spice rack in the cupboard and
I grabbed the cinnamon and.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
I sprinkled all over liberally.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
And I take that first.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Mouthful and I spit it out all over the place
because I've used koumen, not cinnamon.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
All those bloody orange liver spice is the same.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
You do it.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
It's another example of domestic dimp dumbo.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
You grab the wrong spice. That's how I ended up
with scary that night.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Who are you after?

Speaker 3 (55:38):
After Ginger?

Speaker 9 (55:39):
Were you?

Speaker 3 (55:40):
And the good? Ginger Days?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Doesn't leave a bird out with the bad.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
With the good? If you jipped out, contact us via
the iHeartRadio app. It's seven to nine.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
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Speaker 3 (55:59):
Jones E Mad tea towel coming away as well.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
An NBA player has gone viral. A very famous NBA player, Mbo,
has gone viral for asking his fans on Instagram to
help him use a can open up.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Yeah, the tribal drum was beeding for domestic Dumbo.

Speaker 9 (56:17):
How to work this scene.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
That's Amanda bashing up in air fryer if in case
you didn't know an innocent air fryer.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
So we're asking you to dob yourself in or someone else.
Alice Alicia from Pennan Hills, Well, she dogged her self in.

Speaker 10 (56:30):
I was baking at a friend's house and the recipe
asked for egg white, So I asked my friend where
her carton of egg white? Only eggs work.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Well, now you know what.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
There's a collab between you and Phil Collins now called
Tomato Soup far and.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
It's called You're a Plain in the Am the air
fryer in the air fry tonight, it's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
The last poor air fryer we Frida at.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
That's enough going out on the junk Pie.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
We'll be back tomorrow for the Friday Fest. Hig has arrived,
the golden ticket to the biggest music of of the
week year I should say it, and.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
I was end of the week. The iHeartRadio Music Festival
in Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Ed Sheer and John Foggarty, Maroon Five, The Offspring, that
country guy that you.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Like, and Tate McCray I think is going to be McCray,
she's a singer, and also the country guy I like,
who's Tim McGraw. And then more people are being announced
all the time.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
We, on the other hand, will be back for jam
Nation at six o'clock tonight.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
See you then, good day to you.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Well, thank god that's over, good fight, good bite, wipe.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
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