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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. It's
time for our podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Look Gurda Loins. We share some unsavory details of the
toilet habits of Andre the Giant. Everything was giant.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh yeah, Ana, you had me at fifteen second sustained fart.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
That's a long time. We're far about it.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
The fart that he did on the set of The
Princess Bride, which went for fifteen seconds. That is the
least of the horror stories we will unlease.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
We sell commercial advertising space. That's fifteen seconds long. You
we have now been talking for fifteen seconds.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
That's how long the fart wak.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
We put eating octopus to the pub tests. Some scientists
have come out and said it's akin to eating a
dog in terms of their intelligence, their emotional depth, their
connection with humans and each other. So how do you
feel about eating octopus?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Tim Ross has a new book out. It's called What
a Ripper? And truly it is a ripper. It's sixty
great things that made Australia great as far as the
inventions that we've put out there.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
And most of them are in the sixties, aren't they?
So you will see half your child with in there.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
What about the Cambrook family earn gather around kids, We're
going out to the warrigame damn music for a picnic.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's all you ever did. You'd take the earn. Also,
the cafe bar was an Australian invention.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, the cockroach killer they call it.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Cockroach coffin, wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
And how it to come a cottroach? Is that coffee
granules or is it cockrow?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Shit? I don't know it was Pablo so who cares?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
And Robert Irwin's new tour is mad enjoy the podcast?

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:56):
That a miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it again.

Speaker 8 (01:59):
Mistress Amanda's MS killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
Good friend isom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 9 (02:08):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 10 (02:11):
I've been a legendary party Jersey, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Congratulations, man, we're right now, and Amanda, you're doing a
great job.

Speaker 11 (02:22):
Anyone but your selfie good radio.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Sorry, but there's a twist set Amanda.

Speaker 11 (02:32):
Shoot Timy.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
We're on the air.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Top of the Morning to you, Amanda, Well, can I
barely see you through the fog?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, I was going across the Harbor Bridge this morning
on my bike and it was great.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It just came out of nowhere the bridge in this eerie. Well,
it's all right for us, but there are disruptions at
the airport. Fairies aren't running. So make sure you check
all your information this morning. If you're trying to travel anywhere,
it's really thick and it's really heavy. Thick and heavy.
Are that the same thing? When you're talking about a fog.
It's going to take it easy. When these days with cars,

(03:03):
do your lights? Do it for your automatic Remember the
old days, put your fog hazards on. Fog hazards click
and then alf I turned them off.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
Click.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
What are you driving?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Old Bengal people used to have fog lights. Yeah, people
still do have fog lefts. But it happens automaticallymale, doesn't it.
Most cars?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Your car, everything's automatically.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
If only you could get it to be automatic driving,
then you'd be you would have to worry.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
The story someone told me this is true, that this
old lady crashed into something she'd just put a car
and the police said what happened here? You're supposed to
indicate to turn corners and things, she said, tonight, it's automatic.
He thought all that just that it did? All that for?
Was that lady who could well have been me.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm looking forward to catching on with Tim Ross today.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Tim Ross, who used to be on radio, is now
made a star turn as being an architecture Officiian Army
and he's got this book.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Out called What a Ripper? And I'm just going to
hold the cover up. What look at that? The dolphin
ever Ready Dolphin Tours?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Do they not still have them?

Speaker 12 (04:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
That's that's these It's all about sixty everyday objects that
shaped Australia.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Remember the ad for the ever Ready Dolphin torch.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
There's a bound stettles down the rocks.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
And what about the stack cat? Get a stack cat?
Protect your head if you have a stack remember that?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
What's that thing? What's the bottom right hand picture?

Speaker 13 (04:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
The wheelshear station, the wheel and the noise it made
when you put it.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Back in knife sharp renovations and the builder was about
to smash the wheelshair stage sharpe thing was.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
It adhered to the wall or been there? I don't
since the sixties.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
You can't take that away.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
He is what is it? He didn't even know what
it was. It was the height of sophistication. My friend's
family had the knife sharpener on the wall and the
can opener adhered to the wall. This is such ah
trigger alert for who.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Was one of the sixty everyday objects the Nightmare board game?

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yes, why would that be a triggering?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Well, because your ex boyfriend ended that game.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
He's still a good friend of mine. There's no triggering involved.
But you've always clear clay.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Living in luxury, You're going to be on easy Street
on a gold mine instead.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
You. You and this you've always claimed in you that
he named it after me. Wasn't the video you?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Because the video you put the video in and you
play the game and.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It's like, okay, you little worm, and then I can't
remember that video wasn't me, but thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I don't know how it worked.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I never had it. I think we've broken up by them.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well, that means probably the way to start the day.
So I'm looking forward to Tim Jordy absolutely Instagram making
his return as well.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I'm going to say good morning to Ryan with a bee.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
That's Brian why don't we just call Brian b Ryan
with a b Okay, that's he's Bill Manelli. Jim Y
Wright now works two days a week.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
This is what happens for jem Wires.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, Brian though is here. Brian's a little bit older,
so he's working three.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Days and we're happy for it. We can't do anything
till we do the magnificence.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Now, the first question you'll know what we mean. But
if this was in a really high power you know,
who wants to be a millionaire situation? It says the
opera house is located in which city? Well, many cities
have an opera house.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
The house this opera house in.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Which Australian city? How about that?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Very good nations, We have the Magnificent Seven. There are
seven questions. Can you go all the way and answer
all seven questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I've nabbed this book from you. Oh this is Tim
Ross's book. Tim is joining us on the show This
Morning sixty Everyday Objects at Shaped Australia. The book is
called what a Ripper? What about the Stubby Pants? The
short workshorts and I have.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
The Little bus Pass Money spot in the front.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Are your bus pass.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
For your bus pass? Money? Your bus money? What about
the Coroma bathroom stool?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Do you want a stool in your bars?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Remember it was came in two parts. Just assemble it.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, and we invented all this, Jack did the Australian,
Australian stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
This is what we signed and made in Australia. We
should be proud of us.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
We are the clever country.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
There's a cafe bar, it's all there.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
We are the clever country up until the magnificent seventh.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yes, well this is were it all falls down. Belinda
and Winston Hills. Hello, Hello, hello, question number one for you?
Here the opera house, the famous one in Australia is
located in which Australian city. That's right.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Who is often referred to as the queen of rock? Belinda?

Speaker 8 (07:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Is that fonce? No, she's known as a queen of
rock more of a pop icon. She probably is crossover country.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
The queen of rock. You know, there's a lot of
other people in there.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
But Mare in Ilkner, crack Off, Normy, big rock song,
Michael's in Pitta. OHI Michael, Hello, are we We're very well?
Thank you? Who is often referred to as the Queen
of Rock.

Speaker 14 (07:56):
Madonna.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, she's either.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
No.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I think what we'll do.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I think big hair, think rock, think.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Of Auntie anty t who Auntie entity?

Speaker 12 (08:08):
I've just drowned in your own a lid entity better
than someone else's who jumps around and floored.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I think we're.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Shit podcast. But at what point seven?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Hello there, it's Jones you Demanda Sunny Later on today,
twenty one degrees in the city, twenty three in our west.
Right now, Sydney has enveloped in a thick blanket of fog.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Thick fog. Check your flights if you're flying today, because
it's some disruption at the airport. Ferries, funnily enough, aren't running.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
No, so you'll have to get some alternative to work.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I think people understand the nature of ferries aren't running.
I'll have to find an alternative to work.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I get the missus to drop you off at the
train station or.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Something like that.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
You know, I know you say this, Remember that you
say to annoy me when there was when there was
a train was it some sort of a strike, some strike?
And you said, oh, you'll have to get your wife
to drop you off at the train station. Oh, women
are working now. This is new armor.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Let's get into the magnificence Jake's friends.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
The question number two, it's going to Scott in pin
with hollow Scott, who's offer referred to as the queen
of rock one.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Let's play hack. What song is this?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
If music be the food of love, play on, hark,
What is the name of this song? We've given a
song a Shakespearean makeover. Frendon you read it in your
best youthy voice.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
I'll just grab my skull, dance, go forth and rush
the speaker that booms. I'm slaying thy brain like a
poisonous shroom. Deadly am I? When I play a fine melody?
What for anything less than the best?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Be felony? Love it or leave it?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
You better make way, thou better hit thy bullseye.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
This kid doth not play.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
If there's a problem, I shall solve it.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Check out thine hook whilst mine d J revolves it.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
What I'm looking at the answer, and I still don't understand.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I get it, but you're like classically trained like me?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
What's the song? Scott?

Speaker 15 (10:21):
No idea?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Not do I I'm looking the answer. I was working
with Philistines here Karen is in Chester Hill. Karen, Hello,
do we have to hear all of that again?

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Do you get an idea that Karen, Karen, I'm going
to say, baby.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Thank Karen.

Speaker 11 (10:40):
To cut the hook.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I've never heard the beginning, the beginning?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
How does that happen?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Question number four for you? What was the original name
for the planet Uranus? Or has grown ups called it Uranus?
Was it a Peter B? George or C? Sphincter sphincter
b it is it was? It was known because as
George's Star, in honor of King George the third. So

(11:09):
then they caught they mustn't have liked him because they
called it Uranus.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, whendn't it happened?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
You're royal rainers?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
But for a second that Karen was going to go
s thinkter I could feel it, could you? Which city
is famous known? Famous? Lily famousless? I can't say.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
It famously famously it's famous with lee on the air.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Which city is famously known for its canals and gondolas?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
You know this big big international wedding hill there recently
elling Ilki Hi. Which city is known we'll just read
it again? Which which city is known for its canals?
And gondolas.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Which iconic Australian racetrack hosts the Bathist one thousand?

Speaker 8 (11:59):
Elki, Oh it's not the Ron Park.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Sorry ok, or you've been buzzed out. Brian is a
harsh Ryan with a b is a harsh judge. You've
got Sharon inm you playing Hello, Sharon?

Speaker 16 (12:18):
I think good morning to you both, Sharon.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
So where do they host about this one thousand? But no, No,
what's the name of the racetracks?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Hardy Road, the James Hardy five hundred yells done in miles.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
No, it's not that Jackson.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Richmond, Jack Jackson. What's the name of the circuit the
track that they have the the hosts about this one thousand?

Speaker 15 (12:46):
It would have to be Mountama.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Get up there, man, he gets up on the hill
and there's a box of Grange out there.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Oh yeah Range.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Which movie premiere is in Bondai tonight featuring Jamie Lee
Curtis and Lindsey lowehand.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
On remake of a film they made a number of
years ago. Do you know what it is.

Speaker 10 (13:09):
Here?

Speaker 14 (13:10):
Friday?

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Well done, well done, Jack, Congratulations you won the jam pack.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
It's all coming your way, bro.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
A double pass to Ian Moss and Mark Seymour see
them at a Night at the Barracks an unmissible event.
A double in season passed to see Rebel Wilson and Brideheart,
an actionent comedy in cinemas nationwide Now and Jones The
amount of character too is feed the coloring and some
stale of pantss.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I say, Jack, anything you'd like to add to this.

Speaker 14 (13:37):
I just like to say hello to my wife Hayley,
if you can hear me, and I hope everyone has
a good day to day.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Thank you, Jack, Mike Kayley, I you, Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.
I know you're trying to inflame me by.

Speaker 11 (13:56):
Saying it, ladies.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Actually, husband, shut up.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Thumbing through the German Act Big Book of Musical Facts and.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
This foggy old Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
On this day in nineteen ninety five, the rem Brands
song I'll Be There for You hit the US airwaves.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Eh.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
What a great song because it was the second single
from the rem Brands they had That's just the Way
it Is, Baby, you remember that?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
And it was a bit of a sleeper hit, and
it was a song that people were a bit meh
about that all changed.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
It was selected for the hit TV show Friends later
on in the ninety six ninety seven, although the song
might never have seen light of day as it wasn't
the first choice for the show.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
The first choice for the show was this, Oh is.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
That fat element that our producer's face is going.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
It was this.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I was joking, hurry, m shiny, happy people.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Why didn't they go with that?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
They wanted to go with it was a bigger hit,
but they said no, no, no, let's go with this.
The thing was, the rem Brands had to do a
full re record of the song because they only featured
a thirty second part of the song.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
The song wasn't a great song. I'm still what would
you like me to say?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Well, you know, maybe with bad em New TV during
the business you were smoothing with people at the legis yeah, hey.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Bad element. Let's make a TV show with bad elements,
a bad element on the new Channel ten News Plus
show and get that happened. Well, I can't get any worse.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
This is a good element.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
GM.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Look, we've asked our producer Joe to put together some
information about this story. So it's the worst thing she's
ever had to do. I was reading and she's done
some terrible stuff. She rode that bad element wave with us.
This is about Andre the Giant. His real name is
Andrea Rener Russimoph for his French. And we know him
of course as he was a professional wrestler yep. He

(15:54):
was known as the eighth Wonder of the World because
of his giant size as a result of gigantism caused
by excessive growth hormone. He was around seven foot four
and he weighed two hundred and thirty six kilos. How
big of How heavy is a fridge? But what sort
of fridge? Bar fridge? Probably not a bar fridge, not
a regular fridge.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Has it got an ice maker at a water filter
in it? Some fridges don't have the water filter all right.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
So you've got a regular fridge that doesn't have an
ice maker or water filter. How heavy would that be?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I reckon fifty eight kilos.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Well, he was two hundred and thirty six kilos. He
could have gone into the removalist business very easily.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Easy. Peace.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Well, there's been a story that's been around for many,
many years, and it happened on the set of Princess Bride.
Remember him and Princess Bride.

Speaker 15 (16:40):
You never said anything about killing anyone.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
I've hired you to help me start a war.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
And you don't take you right chilling in in a song.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Girl.

Speaker 10 (16:48):
You were not hired for your brains, your hippopotamic land mass, or.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
His acting ability. By the sound of it, Apparently it's
just about the size. This has been verified by Rob Ryaner,
the director of Princess Bride. During the filming of The
Princess Bride, Andre the Giant let out an enormous this
is a quote, an enormous under his fart that reportedly
lasted for about fifteen seconds straight. How long? Fifteen seconds

(17:15):
as big as a fridge.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
It a double door fridge, fifteen seconds one Mississippi two,
Mississippi three, Mississippi four, Mississippi.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
We get the picture.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
That's that's just five mississippis.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well, apparently the director, Wow, that's it, said you okay, Andre,
and he said I oh no, boss. Everyone laughed, and
then everyone game Well apparently everyone from the crew to
the cast cracked up, and it was one of those unforgettable,
wonderful moments. Well, fast forward to what's happened on an aeroplane.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
It's like the set of steel Magnolias.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Dolly one rip well. Apparently because he was so big,
normal conveniences like toilets and hotel beds and things like that,
it just weren't. Yes. Well, we went very good for him.
So apparently the wrestling great Brutus the barber Beefcake real
named Edward Leslie. He recounted that he was on a

(18:08):
bow seven four to seven flight from Tokyo to the
US with Andre the Giant. Andre was desperate to use
the lavatory but couldn't fit into a standard airport toilet
okay toilet or air sorry, airplane toilet. This is where
this story gets rough, is a big plane. As a solution,
flight attendants rigged a black garbage bag between beverage carts
near the gully. They rolled in curtains for privacy, and

(18:31):
as this is the quote, and Andrea went to down. Apparently,
Brutus says, I love the description. Brutus describes the chaos.
I've never heard anything like it. The smell. People were
falling out of their seats, gagging, pooping, puking, crying, screaming.
I couldn't breathe. He estimated Andre must have filled half

(18:53):
a garbage bag.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
So he went in the bag.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Well apparently yeah, that's what they had to string garbage
bags between the beverage carts. You know, I hope they
closed beverage service. And this is because when he ate
at every time he'd sit down to eat, he'd have
ten kilos of food. How much is that compared to a.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Fridge that's a bar fridge.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
How BIG's a palmi? How heavy would palm would be
like two hundred grams? He had ten kilos ten k
so his bow output was similarly massive, it says here.
After the ordeal, attendants wrapped the bag in multiple layers
for disposal and sent it belong below. He apparently calmly
returned to his seat, ordered wine, and resumed eating another

(19:36):
ten He ate another bar fridge. There's lots of rumors
about how because in hotels he couldn't fit on the loo,
you'd have to go in the bar stomp it day,
stop it down that day. Oh wow, Andre a giant.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
He's dead.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yes, well, what m my surprise you to hear he
passed awa at the age of forty six. Who knew
that his health wasn't great. Let's all feel better now
that story is over. And done. With it's done, I.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Won't have much octopus. Andre the Giant would eat.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
This is a story I was reading.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
The small giant octopus are.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Saying that the scientists in this article I was reading
are urging us not to eat octopus are saying there
is it'd be like eating a dog because they are
so smart and nuanceds creatures talk about it. Next Nation
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning on Gold one one
point seven.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Hello, Apropos of Andre the Giant.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I knew you'd want to go back. I just feel
that we didn't.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
There's just some questions.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
We have covered it thoroughly. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
So makeshift toilet on a plane. He was so large
he couldn't get into the toilet.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I'll get out again.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Seven. So the host he's made up of makeshift the.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Flight attendants, please, they've been insulted enough in this story.
They rigged a black garbage bag between beverage carts near
the galley, rolled in curtains for privacy, and as the
quote goes, Andre went to town.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I just so, And where where does that go after that?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Well, I'm just reading you what I've said here, not
into baggage. Well, they've said the attens wrapped the bag
of poop in multiple layers for disposal and sent it below,
So I don't know if it does come out on
the conveyor belt or if they drop it from the air,
and that would wreck someone's house, would kill someone, like
a meeting. Dreadful way to go.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
On the plane.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
I'm too scared to even ask for a bottle of
water or anything else.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
You'd have to be famous if you weren't famous, and
you'd say, excuse me, I'm going to do a pooh
in the galley and you're going to need some bags.
I don't think I think you'd be tasted in.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
A talking about me.

Speaker 9 (21:37):
It was one time I got caught shreed on a
plane and I had to go and.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
The plane we were allowed to go on a plane.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
The plane was about to land, and the hosty would
she rigged up for you?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
She bashed on the door and said you when the
plane's landing.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I said, I'm sorry that this is just going to
have to deal We're just going to have to deal
with this.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Why is it?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
It will be okay?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
You were mid and she told me through it.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
She was sitting in the jump seat next to it.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
She said, are you okay, and they way, yeah, I'm okay,
and I landed in the plane mid pooh, well you're
obviously well, you know, let's not go of details, but
yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm surprised they let you do it. This is what
you're doing and get out.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
This is back in the nineties when you could do anything.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
They can't do anything now, as Andre the Giant got
out in time. No further questions, counsel, thank you, Let's
move on.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Let's wrap it.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Up, Sam Nation, let's get on down to the Jonesy
Demander arms Ford pub test Wels have been delivered a
bunch of oysters from the Western Sydney Oysterfest.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
You know your dad got me into oysters.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
He did too.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I used to try oysters and I was in my
forties before I actually liked them, and now I love them.
I love oysters.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
I wasn't really aware of many oyster leases in Western Sydney,
but here we go.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Obviously, you get.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Them from from other places the ocean. Yes, thank you,
growing them in a lab.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
We can't go grow them in a lab.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
That's what you do. That is true, but you know
that's right. The Western Sydney Oysterfest was delivered to some
lovely oysters and thank you. It's just for breakfast. Um, well,
let's talk about seafood for a moment. I was reading
an article where scientists are saying eating octopus is as
cruel as eating a dog. For some reason, the idea
of an octopus makes me want to hurl. I don't

(23:24):
know if I've had a past life. I don't even
believe in past lives, but I feel like there's something
primal in me that can't handle the look of an octopus.
I recently read a book called Remarkably Bright Creatures, which
was just so brilliant. One of the characters in the
book is this really smart, emotional octopus. And this is
what they're saying about octopuses. Like many people saw the documentary.

(23:48):
Is that a kid's book? No, it's not. It's a novel.
Keep up. Have you ever read a book?

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I read many books. But what's got pictures and stuff?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
And no it doesn't. No, but one of the characters
in the book it's about an aquarium, but partly it's
one of the most emotional books I've ever read. Actually,
I listened to part of it as an audiobook and
sobbed in my.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Cart sounds like a golden book.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
But there's also the documentary in my Octo was teacher
from a few years ago. Octopuses octopi what do we
call them, are quite extraordinary creatures. They have five hundred
million neurons comparable to dogs, that display remarkable problem solving abilities.
They use tools, they have signs of sentience and in
the UK a review confirm that they can feel pain,

(24:29):
to stress, even boredom, leading to new legal protections under
Animal Welfare Act the Sentient Act. So many scientists argue
we should not be eating them, as I said, they
think it's on par with eating a dog. There's a fact,
there's a theory that they may have come from out
of space. They are so different from us in that
they have their different biological traits. They have three hearts,

(24:50):
blue blood, incredible intelligence. There's no other creature on Earth
like them, and they may have come they think maybe
from asteroids, meteorites in tiny ice particles, and have therefore
evolved on Earth. Yes, but have come from somewhere different
because there's no other creature like them, And yet for
many people they are spectacular.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Del plus you eat them.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Greeks love octopus.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, knowing all this and lots of people We've seen
Eric the octopus who could predict football winning wins. We've
seen octopuses create forts, open jars.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
We've seen Henry the octopus multitasking on the wiggles.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's exactly would you eat that?

Speaker 3 (25:29):
I'm pretty sure sometimes, Anthony, you be looking at Henry
gun Jesus.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
A big thing of lemon next to him.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Big.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Let's put it to the pub test, because this isn't
new information. Lots of people are sort of waking up
to the fact that these octopuses octopi are quite special.
Eating octopus? Does it pass the pub TESTA podcast?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Christmas party all over again?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Quiet? So you tip your job this year?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Fog shrouding Sydney, but the show goes on.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Wow, I can see the fog lifting from where we're sitting,
a big band of fog, and above that you can
see the city. That's creep. If I was an ancient Aztec,
I'd have sacrificed myself. Apart from the obvious, don't you
be a virgin? Don't you have to be a virgin
for that?

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Aca won two logis on Sunday night. Did you see
the ACA team there?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
I win much deserved. How did the team celebrate.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Drugs prostitutes in a very expensive steak? I saw the steak.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
I would expect nothing less. I meanwhile, you're on the
ABC table eating seeds.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
That didn't happen, brendan that didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
And drinking blue Nune.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
But it was stories like last night's story that put
ACA in the spotlight. I don't know if you've been
following the story of fallen movie star Yahoo's serious. He's
been squatting allegedly in someone's house on the Northern Beaches
and they door stopped him because it's the Sheriff's about
to come around and throw Yahoo out on the street.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
You've been told to get out, and you're not. You're
still here. Yeahhoo. Do you get how serious this is?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
What do you mean how serious?

Speaker 6 (27:08):
Well, you're squatting in this property.

Speaker 11 (27:09):
I'm not sworthy.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
How would you define it then?

Speaker 11 (27:12):
Surviving?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Just look at the weather out there. Turn your camera
around and have.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
A look at the weather.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
So it's really really dangerous, and it's dangerous for me.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
At that point when they turned the camera, it's blue
sky with a rainbow.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
You can't write that stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
She also went on to say this, I think for.

Speaker 13 (27:31):
Someone who once played Young Einstein, you're making some silly decisions.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Dramatic pause. I unders did it for the primo.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I know, I don't know much about Yah. There is
some mental health of issues obviously.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Well clearly, yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Did you see Young Einstein? You know that movie came out.
Anyone's going, You've got to go and see Young Einstein.
This is going to be great, the greatest movie. And
I was sitting in the movie theater and I was
looking around at me a people laughing, and I went,
is it me?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
I've never seen it. It was big in America, it
was big around the world, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
It made absolutely no sense. It was the dumbest thing
I've ever seen in There.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Was a new big CAMPAIGNE hundred and thirty million dollar
ad campaign. Did you see some of that's got Robert Irwin?
And it will play some of that for you soon.
That doesn't have doesn't have Yahoo serious in it.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Did you ever see reckless Kelly?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Was that even worse? Reckless Kelly?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
It was obviously about ned Kelly reckless.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Kelly made Rebel Wilson's stuff look like the Godfather, Ah
Lawrence of Arabia.

Speaker 11 (28:32):
Jam lisis when.

Speaker 10 (28:34):
God wanted right now, crazy now your windows, stick your.

Speaker 11 (28:42):
Head on a yell hell.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Down to the Jonesy the man of arms for the
pub test.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
And today we're talking about eating octopuss.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Does it passed the pub test? Scientists in an article
I've just read this morning as saying that the sea
creature is this would be as cruel as eating a
dog because it has five hundred million neurons comparable to dogs.
It displays remarkable problem solving abilities. It users tools, so
signs of sentience, it has moved, It can show boredom.
Imagine when in the school to see you know, the

(29:13):
fisher in this school. You get where I'm going with
that joke? Are you up the back that board? Octopus?
Get out?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, I'm smarter than all you people.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah wow. So they are different to every other creature.
They have unique biological traits, three hearts, blue blooding, extraordinary intelligence.
So yes, they are delicious. There's something creepy about them,
but I respect them, but I'm not going to eat them,
probably because I don't like the taste more than anything.
But how do you feel eating octopuses a past the

(29:42):
pub test?

Speaker 11 (29:43):
Yes it does because they taste so tasty barbecued with
a little bit of sweet chili sauce.

Speaker 15 (29:49):
Eating them it's fine. You can cook them in so
many different ways.

Speaker 14 (29:52):
Is a smart animal?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Sheep?

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Pretty intelligent cows, you know.

Speaker 15 (29:56):
So why not octopus? I understand that they're intelligent, but
you know, if it tastes good, you got.

Speaker 14 (30:01):
To eat it.

Speaker 16 (30:02):
It certainly does talk the pub test. There's nothing more
nice than a nice grial piece of octopus on the barbecue.
The Hinds women actually all three food in general, it's
absolutely beautiful, So yes it pass the pubjast No, No.

Speaker 11 (30:14):
They're feuiful creatures.

Speaker 10 (30:16):
I'd love a heartful purse.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
A hug from roma. An octopus raptist tentacles around my
friend's leg and she thought it was like a blessing
from the sea.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Maybe one a hearl, Yeah, you are a lock to
push at a Christmas party technical everywhere.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
That's another rather three hearts he had none Yamnation.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Robert Irwin's new campaign TV campaign.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I like it well, fresh off the back of breaking
the Internet, in his undies. Robert Erwin is one of
the famous faces behind a new one hundred and thirty
million dollar campaign aimed at encouraging international travelers to visit Australia.
Is it a TV campaign, There will be snippets, it's
probably more social media. It's longer than a normal television campaign.
That'll be bits chopped up. But this is designed to

(31:01):
go all around the world and it features a number
of famous international people who we don't know, but they're
famous in their own countries. But it tells the story
of Robert and he's uber enthusiastic, he's absolutely fabulous. He's
driving through the desert and he comes across a guy
who's lost his phone that's been taken by an EMU.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
I might just go on for a frog.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
My phone, right, So anyway, they drive through the sand
dunes with blah blah blah. In the midst of all that,
they come across a variety of people and a number
of stories. And here's the second part of it where
they're talking about PAVs And I'll tell you who's in
this after you've heard it.

Speaker 11 (31:51):
They call it above.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Come on, darling. That last voice you here is an
Agella Law. But previous to that, there's a Japanese comedian,
there's a Chinese teav host, there's an Indian influencer, Sarah
Tin Dooker. Her father is the cricketer Sachin Town Dooker.
So the whole point of this is that internationally, this
is how we're selling Australia with some of their most

(32:19):
famous influences in AH. So, I mean this might make
a huge difference. We never know it's targeted at all
those audiences. So you know, we've had a variety of
ways we've tried to sell Australia to the long Way hoax.
That's where it all began in nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Just come and say good eight.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I'll slip an extra shrimp on the barbiefore you. And
what about Lara Bill from eighty four? We had nothing
until two thousand and six when this young lady found
her way into the world fame. So everybody, hell, that
was Scott Morrison. He was behind that truscomo.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
What about Hemsey? Remember Hemsey?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
This then is in two thousand and eighteen Chris Hemsworth.
The idea of this was he was playing the son
of crocodile dundee, that's not.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
A knife, that's a knife.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
That's me yep, really yeah yeah. And then so that
was alongside of a famous American actor, Danny m McBride.
So that was that was played at the Super Bowl.
So that was a major ad. That was twenty eighteen,
and the next year twenty and nineteen, there was a
whole campaign called Mate Song headed by Kylie Minogue had
warnings telling the Brits to get ready to lose at

(33:29):
Backyard Cricket four p saying grab your Cozzi's That had
Ash Barty playing tennis. Twenty nineteen unfortunately wasn't incredibly successful
because the cusp of COVID. But I barely remember this one.
This year's been tough and confusing.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
The progressives busy well at glacial pace the last.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, because at the end of it, I've lost I've
lost years in there was twenty nineteen the end of
the pandemic, or that.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
We didn't even know about it.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
The biggest thing we had in twenty nineteen was nail
a fight.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
What's called needles in strawberry.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Well, then why she's saying it's been hard and confusing.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Kylie Needles and strawberries and what about this one here I.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Discovered the formula of the splitting beer at Hims. I
saw that that was just young Ironstein. You're obsessed. Well,
good luck to us. Let's get let's do it. Jonesy
and Amanda.

Speaker 9 (34:27):
Podcast, Jonesy and Amanda, God, you're exhausting, You're so exhausting.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Tim Ross has a book out. It's called What a
Ripper sixty everyday Objects of the Shaped Australia. As soon
as I saw the ever ready dolphin.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Torch my trailing design.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, remember that the.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Dolphin would pop up and flickering around. So good, I'm
looking forward to catching up with him. What about the
Wilshey Station sharp knife, Well, it was it.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Was a horrendous sound when you put it into the
sharp enough, but then you'd mounted on your wall.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yep, and then the knife was never in there and
just be mounted on the wall.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
The holder. The holder we had We had family friends
who were I thought was the highest sophistication. They had
one of those in the wall and also adhered to
the wall was a can opener o living high on
the hog. Much now you see the can happen.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
The business has gone now because.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
You've got the ring poor. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Put
it on the desk like a two can tom cruise,
for it has teeth fixed and one front tooth. I
had him mounted on my wall.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Chunks.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I follow lots of people on Instagram who go to
beautiful cafes or beautiful bars around the world, and I
just pervet that at the furnishings, the architecture, the sensibility
of it. And I saw one here and I thought,
you know who'd love to go here? Is my friend
Brendan Jones. Can I read out to you what they
do in this French cafe?

Speaker 3 (35:58):
One of those dingy bell cafes that you like. You
walk in, there's a little bell at the.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Door, dingy.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I hate those places, I know you just I have
nothing to eat, some sort of tart of some sort
of seeds, and that's it. You're very hard to go
to just to get you a coffee. And you're so
rude to those people. And often their wives have painted
the pictures on the walls and it looks like a verge.
You're so rude about them.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Well, I couldn't tell us it a flower and a veg.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I don't know, what is this not your business?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
And you're walking ding ding and you can't leave because
the ding ding bell has alerted the owner who's out
the back looking at all the bills because they can't
afford to the.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Plate, because no one goes in. Remember when I coming, Yes,
can I help you? Oh yes, I'll have the honds
of pie. Remember Remember when I'd had a hip replacement
and one of my you came to visit me about
four days after I'd only just come home from hospital.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Doctor said to me, he can talk to you. The
doctor said to me. The doctor said to me, get
her up and movie.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I told you that I should be walking. The doctor
didn't say anything. Doctor to me? What was his name? Ben?
Come on, anyway, you made me walk all the way
into our local shops. It was so so painful. And

(37:24):
then I wanted to go into cafes. Oh not that
dingy bell cafe. Come on, you just leave me alone anyway.
Let me tell you about this Parisian cafe that you
would love. This is from Kitty. For my last lunch
in Paris, I went to a bistro. We're at the
end of the meal. They bring you a card and
a fountain pen to write yourself a letter, which they

(37:44):
will send to you in a year's time. Gee, imagine
what you would say if after you've had your le
Hunza pie and you've complained about the veggie picture on
the wall and the dinghy bell and they say, here's
a fountain pel pen, write yourself a note? Or would
that saying.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Remind me not to come back? I know I've reminded myself.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Look, you're either going to sizzler or nothing. The sizzler
do you just get? You get? You get what you know.
That's what you like. You get what you know.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
I know you've got a lot of time on your
hands and you can sit around looking at the wall.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Why what are you doing with your time? Sell me
one thing? Stand up paddle boarding. You're de evolving that
shape you do. It's like like you're moving backwards as
the chimp.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
No, we're actually standing upright.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Just just you know, this is not a forum to
bash my one pleasure that I get in live.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Our next guest is an architecture officionado, a comic, an
extraordinary man. We love him, Tim Ross. He's got a
new book called What a Ripper. We've been looking at
it all morning. We just love it. A nostalgic look
at Australian designs and products from the sixties. Hello, Tim here,
how are we What have we bought with you for
show and tell?

Speaker 10 (38:56):
Well, I've thought that it is show and tell. It's
the decoy wine cooler. So you talk about things that
are Australian and your producers out the front they are
all going mad over it because they all remember them
when they were kids.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Is this an Australian design?

Speaker 7 (39:10):
I never knew it, So what would happened?

Speaker 4 (39:11):
You know?

Speaker 10 (39:11):
You go after the Chinese restaurant, yep, and you put
your two bottles of reasling in either side, yes, and
then you put it on the table and then you
leave it there to drive home drunk, and then you
have to buy another one.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
There was a time when you were seeing those out
on junk piles, but not anymore because.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
They're very collectible.

Speaker 10 (39:26):
But what made them so special is they had a
little cylinder in the middle yep, that you fill up
with water, put it in the freezer and that keeps
your drinks really cool.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Man.

Speaker 10 (39:34):
But the wonderful thing about it was that super nice design.
But it won the Prince Philip Design Award in nineteen
seventy nine, Prince Philip liked it so much you took
one home to Buckingham Palace and it's also in the
Museum of Modern Arts permanent collection.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:50):
Yeah, it's a piece of Australian design.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I was ready and how does this happen? Wasn't it?
Was it true that the Queen was involved in the
invention of air regard or something?

Speaker 10 (39:59):
Yeah, So what happened with a reguard was that before
World War Two there was this gentleman at the CSIRO
who was making it like a fly repellent for sheep.
And then World War two broke out and they needed
something for the troops, and so he.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Adapted it to be like what was their reguard.

Speaker 10 (40:14):
And then as soon as the war was over, they
just went, oh, let's go back to looking after sheep.
So he went back working out it to stop them
from getting sheep dip or whatever it is or whatever
fly blown. And then when the Queen came out on
the tour in the nineteen fifties, they worried about her
doing the Australian salute on television. So someone said rang
up the CSIRO and said, if you still got that mark,
that keeps the flies away.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
They gave it to the queen. She used it.

Speaker 10 (40:35):
Someone noticed on TV that she wasn't shewing them away.
So Martine rang up the CSIRO because there was a
big news story. Rang up the CSIRO and said, what's
this formula? And in those days you were csiro. If
you rang up, they would give you whatever, whatever it
is you pet design.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
So they just gave.

Speaker 10 (40:55):
It to Martine and they created Errgaro. Got it for nothing.

Speaker 11 (41:01):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
Yeah, have a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
In that book, it's so nostalgic. It's the sharp the
will shared knife and sharpener that it's curious that we're
doing renovations. On the kitchen. There's a wheelchair stay up,
knife block.

Speaker 7 (41:14):
Attached hated to them. They I don reckon they worked.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
No knife in them, and the young trade was just
demolished in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
I went what.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
He goes, what even is this thing? And I said,
you put a knife in it? And he said, wow,
that must have been fun in the olden days.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
So I've got it.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
I've put it in my garage now because it's exactly
the ones on the cover of your book.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
And also there's the cafe bar. Didn't know that was
an Australian invention. I was with Beyond two thousand. I
was at the Jet Propulsion Lab doing a story on
the future of space exploration and they're using a cafe
bar and the powdered milk. I love a cafe bar now.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
Well, and your local tie power. Most of them still
got one in there. But they call them cockroach coffins.
The cockroaches used to get in the back.

Speaker 10 (41:58):
I mean, it's really just a fancy but they came
in all these wonderful colors.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
Yeah, and people love them.

Speaker 10 (42:03):
And the right at the end, they're making them and
they were updating them, updating, and the guys who designed
it said to cafe bars, we've got this idea which
is a bit like an espresso yep.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
And they didn't commit. They stayed with them.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
I bet their grandkids are kicking themselves.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
And could have in them the Corona bathroom stool.

Speaker 7 (42:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (42:20):
Well, this is a great, great invention because they were
originally for, you know, to put in your bathroom. And
then in the late nineteen seventies those tabletop arcades like
Space Invaders and Frogger came in and so they were
adapted and everyone sat on those to play the machines.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
What would you use in your bathroom to do your
makeup or something.

Speaker 7 (42:38):
I put a towel on or something I don't know.
I actually really don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
And you can assemble it because it came in two bits.

Speaker 10 (42:43):
Bits and you could take the top off like a frisbee.
But also in those days you can put stuff inside it.

Speaker 7 (42:48):
Yes, put you're.

Speaker 10 (42:49):
Talking about when they put putting carpet in bathrooms in
the nineteen So it was it was very much heightened.
It was all those oranges and browns and yellow.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yes, and all the TV ads and shows women sat
down in front of a mirror to put their makeup
on you. So you probably need when you say stool
in a bathroom out doing something a little different.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
I mean it, you think about it.

Speaker 10 (43:09):
It's a long time ago and at a different time,
you were talking about Robert Irwin doing this Tourism Australia
thing and you know Hoagues when Hoages did that campaign,
everyone was skeptical, but it was going to work.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
You know, Hoagas was a big start.

Speaker 10 (43:21):
But you've got to think about about seven or eight
years before that campaign, he was involved in one of
the most successful television campaigns of all time to launch
one of the most successful products of all time.

Speaker 7 (43:32):
It's a cigarette called Winfield.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah, that's right, and.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
Those they came.

Speaker 10 (43:36):
That cigarette came out of nowhere and it was so
successful stro straight away because Hoages had sold it to
people that you know when you read Redfield, I remember
straordinary campaign and they sent because at that stage, Camel
were the biggest cigarettes anywhere in the world. The Americans
couldn't work out why Camel had disappeared. You know, what's
this cigarette brand? So they sent someone out first class

(43:57):
to work out what it was. They go, it's this
guy called Paul Hogan. So if you could sell us smakes,
you could sell sell Australia to the world.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
I remember going a school discursion to two sm and
Paul Hogan was there doing ads for Winfield.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
And I saw him and I said, get a mister Hagan.
My dad smokes dune Hill.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
And he ruffled my hair and he said, good on
your spider, And that's that's.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Your nickname, spy when back in those days, get a spider.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Also, and you worked on a rock station. Rock Spider
doesn't sound so good man, It's interesting.

Speaker 10 (44:27):
He came on a show, was doing it nine ones
and it was you know, I remember him just having
like this like twenty eight inch waist, tiny tiny guy,
and he was in the green room and just lit
up a smoke, open up the window.

Speaker 7 (44:42):
It's like, all right, it takes Yeah. I'm not going
to say you waste like that.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Man.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
This is the greatest cheating.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
This is the greatest book ever. Just out time for
Father's Day and Christmas. Love and the averlready dolphin torch
that lantern when the dolphin and it get flicked around.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
In the place.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Every picture, every item is a kick in the heart,
isn't it. It is a visceral memory from your childhood.

Speaker 7 (45:06):
Can I say something?

Speaker 10 (45:09):
I'm sure the answer is yes, because I could be
flogging in a book, but I did what I did.
Want to say that as a friend, as a colleague,
and someone who was once a competitive with you guys.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
I've been thinking a lot today about your legacies as
a breakfast show while I was driving and listening to
Fits in with but.

Speaker 10 (45:27):
No, and I was I think it's really important that
I think you understand, you've understood what the privilege of
waking up with this city and You've been incredibly important
to so many of us and we're going to love
you on Drive, but we're gonna we're going to miss
you and Breakfast and I just I think in terms
of it's it's well in terms of the history of

(45:48):
FM and breakfast shows, I think you know, you'll be
the most loved and that's the most important metric of
Oh yeah, And I think it's really I think it's
really important to say that because I think you guys
are fantastic and if there's a if there's one thing
that sort of sums up your relationship, and I think
it's it speaks a lot. And I don't think everyone
will listen to your show in the same way, but

(46:10):
it's it's the softness when you in the way that
you say each other's names, and I think there's something
incredibly made a.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Man you have. You know what, We thank you, Tim,
and we've loved doing Breakfast and we could have you know,
we're not the sort of people that want to smash
up an alarm clock. We're not those people, but we
are excited about doing a drive show. But we've built
I hope, a great relationship with our listeners for twenty
years and we want everyone to come with us to

(46:39):
drive to listen in the morning, short and breakfast please,
but please come with us to drive and thank you
for your lovely words.

Speaker 7 (46:46):
I think your treasures your treasure.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Maybe we'll be in what a Ripper two like Ripsnorder
seventy six Amanda, or could have our bum cheek with
all the contents.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
You should do that. I love that record, sitting a
little low.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
It means a lot for you to say that thing.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
It does.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Thank you Tim by the book Water Ripper sixty Everyday
Objects is Shaped Astralia by him Ross, Thank you sir,
On you guys, SA next.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Year podcast instance and Amanda's.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Rip up.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
You've got ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that question of time permits. You get all
the questions right, one thousand dollars. Last week we gave
away three thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
And the way this works, you in one thousand dollars
and for one bonus question you can make it two
thousand dollars, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Kate is in Campbelltown. Hello Kate, Good.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Morning, Hello Kate, let's see what we can foggy is
it in campbelltang because we can't see anything in the
harbor at the moment.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Shame.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Well it's all lifted, but it still has come through
it past our window at the moment. Well, Kate, you
don't need to see anything to answer these questions. I've
got ten questions in front of me. Here sixty seconds.
If you're not sure, say pass. Okay, all right, Kate,
here we go. He comes. Question number one? What's the
main ingredient in mushroom soup? Mashtreat? Question two? How many

(48:11):
colors are there in a rainbow?

Speaker 11 (48:15):
Fi?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Oh, there's seven? I can see a rain Actually, I
wouldn't have known that. I'm okay, Kate, I will know
that either. All right, you haunt them on one land seven. Well, Kate,
thank you, and I'm sorry you didn't go further today.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
That's okay, thanks so much.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Good on your cake.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Podcast.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
ACA last night had a story on Yahoo Serious.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yahoo series.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Used to be a film producer and an actor, changed
his name by deed Poll to Yahoo Serious.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
He actually is considered the first Australian to write, produce,
direct and star in a major motion picture. He was
a huge deal.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
It was a big, big deal.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Unfortunately, he's fallen on hard times and he was squatting
in a house on the Northern Beaches and the sheriffs
came round.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
The sheriff's being Aca.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Oh, the sheriff's chef wasn't there, Just Aca, just wearing
a sheriff badge and Yahoo. Well, I think they just
did it for the jokes.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
You've been told to get out, wow, and you're not.
You're still here. Yeahho do you get how serious this is?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
What do you mean? How serious?

Speaker 13 (49:29):
And I think for someone who once played Young Einstein,
you're making some silly decisions.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
And I don't in any way besmirch Yahoo's legacy. You
kind of do? You said it was one of the
worst films.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Pos That movie was. When it came out This.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Is Young Einstein in nineteen eighty.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Eight, the promo was this young Who serious?

Speaker 11 (49:50):
Is Young Einstein? Alt alvit Einstein? One seriously funny movie
conditions applying.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
It made a lot of money. It was made on
a budget of five million dollars and it made twenty
five million at the box office, which was huge in
those days. Money. It was big money. Everyone ever saw
it but lots of people love to see it. No,
But in nineteen eighty eight, I was beyond two thousand,
I was overseas. They just showed movies like that. They
didn't show movies like that on them on planes, so

(50:19):
I didn't get to see it.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
You've never seen it, no, never. It made no sense.
So young Einstein?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Is he playing Albert Einstein?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, he lives in Tasmania, So Albert Einstein wasn't from there.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Why came it's a documentary.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I'm just it just was so I hated everything about it, whimsy.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
In Australian movies, we always went the Kook.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah, I'm good on Kook.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
And you know, up until Mad Max, Mad Max was great.
You know, it was just the eight cars and stuff
that you want to see.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
But this was full cook.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
And he's Mary Claire. He has a relationship with her
Mary Claire.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
What's the name that maybe the Curie Cury, Curi Cury,
not Mary Clare magazine whatever. I've got a lot of
paper cuts, thank you, Brian. But it was just all
that and I just didn't like it. The people sitting
with you did they like it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
And it was one of those like the Emperor's New Class.
Everyone's going, oh, bravo, this is brilliant.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
I'm going this is dreadful. Is it just me? You know where?
I've felt like that. And I don't know if it's
because it was so over hyped or the best bits
of the film were shown in the trailers. I was
so looking forward to seeing it. I felt like that
when I watched the Barbie movie. Yeah, I was looking around.
People were crying at the big dramatic monologue and laughing
at the stuff. I just for me, it missed the mark,

(51:35):
and I thought, wow, is it just me?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
I've beenally scared to say that because we interviewed Margo
and you know, we can't go and say your movies
a pos no no.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
And for most it didn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
For me, it was a brilliant film.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
So this patriarchy running Mattel when women actually run matel
in real life.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
So they made this false narrative. I couldn't work out
what the narrative was.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
It made no sense.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
It made no sense. It made a lot of sense
and a lot of dollars. Except for you and I,
we didn't like.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I feel quite relieved that we've come out and said that.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Tritle drama is going to beat for the Everyone was
into it but me, Yeah, that's what we've got if you're.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Podcast the tribal dramas beating. Everyone was into it but me.

Speaker 11 (52:23):
One seriously funny movie.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
You know it's not Young Einstein was painfully unfunny.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
I was like this, it works on radio. Are you
pulling a face? There was not one moment I laughed
at it. Well, I want to see Barbie, and maybe
all the good bits had been shown in the promos
of her in her Barbie House because the narrative of
the story I didn't follow. So yeah, everyone's saying amazing,
people were crying, people were laughing their heads off. I
didn't feel anything.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
The only bit in Barbie that was any good was
when Barbie goes into the real world and she's sitting.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Next to that old lady, you know, that old lady,
and they're at the bus stop. And I said, well,
that's what the point of the.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Movie is saying to this old aged face, you look beautiful.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yes, that's and but that's what the movie should have been.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Yeah, yeah, you're quite right. Actually, who knew. Brendan, a
feminist filmmaker.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Eddie is with us.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Don't tell anyone, Hello, Eddie, how are you good?

Speaker 14 (53:13):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
What was everyone into but you?

Speaker 14 (53:17):
Well?

Speaker 4 (53:17):
I was watching in the company with about seventy people
in it, and they were talking about came off Thrones
every day, came off thrones, came off came of that.
So I never watched it. So eventually I.

Speaker 14 (53:29):
Give it a shout and watch it. I watch the
first episode and season one, and it looks like very
with adult movie. So, like I said, this is not
for me. So like I just stopped watching it. It's
just bizarre. I just don't like it. It's oh it's different.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah, I must say I
never got into it because I just didn't have the
time to the follow seven series of any drags and
no no in SISTI don't give me that.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Call me old fashioned Rebecca.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
I Rebecca, What were you into? What was everyone else into?
But you?

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Hi?

Speaker 16 (54:07):
Guys, everyone was into Leamy's. I just could not get
into it. I've tried watching it three times, and two
times I fell asleep, and one time I just turned
it off about ten minutes and I'm like, I don't
realize there's a musical and I might be.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Isn't interesting. I went to see it when it first
came to see me one hundred million years ago, and
I nodded off and I thought it was just me.
And I'm glad you've said this. I've never said that
out louder.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
No, listen to us, aren't we dreadful? Thank you? Rebecca?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Karen has joined us.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Why Karen, what weren't you into?

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Star Wars? Star Wars Karen.

Speaker 16 (54:45):
Just don't get it. Yeah, the little Ewoking thing is
really cute, but yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
Not for me.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I see that that's what ruined them. Franchised, the stupid Ewoks.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
But Star Wars, you know, the one that we know
from our time, not the other fandom menace one, that
the proper one that came out and.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Said, probably one listened to you just as bad.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
The problem one.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I love that I haven't watched one.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Empire Strikes Back was right, and Return of the Jedi
was good up until they put the Ewoks in.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Are taking notes, George Miller with mad Max.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
They put those little feral kids. Okay, you know Jonesy
and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Podcast Georgy don't have bad legs.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
You don't have a bad No, where is he supposed
to go?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Get more?

Speaker 6 (55:31):
So?

Speaker 7 (55:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Yahoo serious was on the news last night. He's following
on hard times. He were squatting in the house. I
think Aca, we just did it for the jokes.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
You've been told to get out and you're not. You're
still here. Yeah, who do you get? How serious this is?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
What do you mean? How serious?

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Who serious?

Speaker 3 (55:48):
For those that don't know, put out a movie called
Young Einstein, which was absolutely dreadful, but it was lauded
back in nineteen eighty eighty.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
It made brilliance. It made twenty five million dollars at
the box office, was an international big hip. Simpsons have
made jokes about Yahoo's serious. He was an international star.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
They did see that it wasn't going to last. So
once against the Simpsons, prophecies came true. But the tribal
dramas beating. Everyone was into it but.

Speaker 11 (56:10):
Me blood seriously funny movie.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
No, Nicole has joined us? Nicole wats everyone into but you?

Speaker 16 (56:17):
Seinfeld? Oh yeah, couldn't watch an episode of it? Just
just yeah, not funny?

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Tuck me and have you said this out loud? How
do you people?

Speaker 6 (56:29):
My husband?

Speaker 16 (56:30):
No, I'll turn it office. It's on, I'll switch to
anything for time self interesting.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Brian in the studio was given the thumbs down, you know,
like Seinfeld saying thumbs down to oh so you love sign?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
You like sign?

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah. I don't get into a bar fut with Brian
over this, don't don't well, I'm just that's one of
the greatest shows in the world. This is what you're
allowed to say. Yahoo's serious.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
I mean young Einstein fishionados.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Of all visit that armies outsiding.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Out of their squats ready to take me on. Michael
has joined us.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
I Michael, what weren't you into.

Speaker 11 (57:04):
Brendan that that wicked movie?

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Oh it was wicked, all right, car stand Musicals And honestly,
I said, how hour and a half?

Speaker 15 (57:15):
I switch it off earlier, an hour hour a half
of my mife.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
I'll never get back again. What was it about musical
that made you turn it on?

Speaker 14 (57:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I just heard all the hype about it, but I'll
have a look and through whateveryone's shattering about.

Speaker 14 (57:27):
You know, I just watched it irritated and rubbed me
the wrong way straight off.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
But you watched it for an hour and a half
and you switched off early? How long is it GOO for?

Speaker 15 (57:38):
I think I fell as half?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Lord of the Rings? Actually that's another one. Lord of
the Rings. You shall not pass an I k guy.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Another big battle scene.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Yes, yes, Amanda podcast the travel drum is beating.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Everyone was into it but me?

Speaker 11 (57:58):
One seriously funny movie?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
No, I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Sometimes that happens, Hello, Lily, what was everyone into but you?
Forest Gump? I just don't at the hype. I'm not funny.
You know what, I'm going to say something controversial. I
agree with you. I come and no one likes me
saying that, and everybody hates it when I say it. Yeah,
it's a great movie because I know I felt to

(58:23):
me he was reinventing history, and you're saying that's the point.
That's the point of pot himself into it.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
I know, like having car chases in Fast and the Furious.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
I hate that too, Dude, where's my car? Just find it?
Just find it?

Speaker 2 (58:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
We can't be friends anymore. Craig is joined us. Craig,
what weren't you into?

Speaker 15 (58:41):
Okay? This is going to give me a lot of
hate mail.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
The notebook what didn't work for you, Craig.

Speaker 15 (58:50):
So you know, before I watched it, I heard all
different people like NRL players, everyone's going on about Oh,
I couldn't stop crying at the end of it. Oh,
it was so sad. Okay, five minutes before the end,
it was sad when she goes to how much time
have we got? But the excellent in itself was and
they going if you were in your twenties and somebody

(59:11):
said to you, hell, do you want to die? And
it's just like, I want to jump into bed with
my love of my life, my soulmate. Well genuinely dreot
off to death in our sleep. You take that in
a heartbeat or sit there and what's saying about this?
Everything was perfect like five minutes before and you got
a lump in your throat when she come out of
her haze for her five minutes and then ending, I'm

(59:32):
sitting there going why are people crying at this? Why
Craig is the perfect ending?

Speaker 2 (59:38):
That's the story of dementia. That's the whole point of me.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Just because she wanted that when she was twenty doesn't
make it sad that it.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Actually yeah, because it wasn't. Because that's the oo, she
got what she wanted to major and died.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
No, that was Craig. I'd forgotten the ending, so you've
actually reminded me.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I wept like a baby watching that thing. And I
just watched it recently because I was like.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Craig on what's with women in the note book?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
And then I watched it and I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Yeah, Craig, I hope you don't get hate mail. And
I appreciate she dressed right now we're posting that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Yeah, who serious will be around to take a shoe
with you. I thank you for all your course, jem damnation, three.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Thousand dollars for our favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
What have we got today?

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
You know it gets my goolies when people like tell
you that, oh I would have bought that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Why did you sell it?

Speaker 11 (01:00:40):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
I've heard it up for sale for two and a
half years and you tell me now you would have
bought it? What the hell? Then stop lying?

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Stop lying to me, man, Facebook, marketplace, time waste is paradise,
that's all?

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Is it still for sale? And then yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah, and then you never see them again?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
What else?

Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
You know?

Speaker 8 (01:00:59):
What really gets my gollies when guys can't multitask. I
am over guys being so dumb that they can't do
two things at once. Please, And I know I'm going
to get a bit of flashback from this, but come on, men,
you're going to get some splash back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Interesting though, isn't it that that trope of because men
can't multitask, we make up for it by saying, oh,
you can't do this, I'll do it. At some point
we have to sit back and say, hey, guys, you
do it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Did you know no one can multitask? It's a myth.
Women can't do it. Men can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
No one can.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
You should see what I multiy. You pretend that you
multi time. You spend a day.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
We can operate a blinker in your car.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
You spend a day with me and see what I do. Brendan,
you spend a day with me and it'll be the best.
And how many ours? Is stand up paddle boarding? In there?

Speaker 12 (01:01:47):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
What are you doing? Out with the bad with the good?

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
If you do, Dad, you can always contact us via
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Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
The pub test this morning. Eating octopuses does a bust pubs.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Scientists have claimed it's like eating a dog, meaning that
they are so they have so many neurons, they're so intelligent,
they're so sentient, they're emotional that we shouldn't really be
eating them. We asked you what you thought, and Charlie
from Picton is a big fan.

Speaker 13 (01:02:29):
No, they're feutiful creature as.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
You'd love a hug from an octopus.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Isn't that why you ended up at HR at the
Christmas party?

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Old octopus got under you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Right Au two. That's enough. I squeeze lemon all over him,
grilled him.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Weird Nation will be back tomorrow. Ar it's Wednesday. TikTok,
Tucker makes us for a tigtalk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Tucker makes us return tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
And don't look he go has arrived. Look at him.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
He's got the golden ticket to the biggest music event
of the year, the iHeart Radio Music Festival. In Las Vegas.
You've got Ed Sheeran, John Foggedy. Do you say foggedy
or fogus?

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
I say both. You've got Maroon five, who've got the offspring,
and more are being an ounce Tim yours in there.
Tim mc McGraw has been announced. And then your canyon
trip to the Grand Canyon. It's brilliant, it's worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
We are back tonight for jam Nation. So that's at
six o'clock. Okay, I'll be.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Here, Brendan. I'm not multitasking all day, but i'll be here.
Good day to you. Well, thank God, that's over.

Speaker 11 (01:03:29):
Good bite, good bite, wipe.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
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