FULL SHOW: First World Problems

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a show today, friend.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
We spoke to Cooper Lawrence, our correspondent in New York
about the p Diddy trial. Guilty of something's not guilty
of others. She was quite feisty about how she felt
about that. She very interested.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
She's Johnny on the spot when it comes to this.
She's right there in New York City.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
We had down to the Jonesy Matter of Arms for
the pub test. I saw someone post a thing saying, hey,
I don't know who needs to know this, but don't
keep the box your phone came in you and never
go to use that box. The world is divided into
those that keep all the boxes, boxes of all kinds,
and those that don't.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I don't know about keeping boxes, but ticking boxes. Is
Lynn mcgrangeer. She'll be joining us.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
And I saw reeal from a woman complaining about her fringe,
but a very serious and emotional rant about her fringe.
So the tribal Drum is going to beat four first
world problems.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
To mention smart versus dart.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Amanda throws, yes way, turn up for the books today,
enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Everybody now about a miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
We have so many requests for them to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Again, Mistress Amanda ms Keller, Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I've been a legendary poet. Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
Congratulations, we're the reading right now, Jersey and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
You're doing a great job. Anyone now, good good radio.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Sorry but it's a tongue twist set and Amanda, Shoot Timy.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
We're on there. Top of the morning to you, Amanda,
how are you? How did you go with the bomb
Genesis Part two?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
It was windy is today? Yeah? But I survived? How
about you?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah? Pretty good? I had to dry my helmet out.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
What's writing that?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I love writing in the rains? Just go better in
the rain.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
What about the wind?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Wind's bad? Actually I'd rather the rain than the wind.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Do you feel vulnerable on a bike in the wind?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well, this is the thing.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
The faster you the faster you go, the more stable
the bike offer.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Because if you don't go fast they fall over. That
just that's a fat yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
But I really find I feel safer on a motorcycle
in the rain the than a car.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Do you Yeah? Because you can. You can get out
of more trouble right, and you're more focused.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Don't you have water being sprayed up at you?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
You do sometimes a big truckle go past the gap.
But then I've got very satisfying wet weather gear. I've
got good boots, I've got good wet weather pants.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
What about your visibility.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Visibility is great because I've got my helmet.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
But you don't have any windscreen wipers on your helmet.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
If you're in your car, get your head right up
on the windscreen and you won't need your wipers. Not
that I'm suggesting your drive like that, but that's like
what a motorcycle helmet is.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Face you don't need.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
The only problem is if the rain gets in side your.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Helmet and you've got a wet helmet.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
And does it drip down your neck?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well, then you go in the morning.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
This morning, I went to put on I've got about
fifteen motorcycle helmets, so I went to put on the
wet one, and you get a wet base and it
all steams up.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
And does water ever run down the back of your neck?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Is the worst? Bump crack, Yeah, that is the worst.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
So you've got to have a tight seal around your neck.
And here's the other top key for fellow motorcyclists.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Go to Whitworth.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Don't get all motorcycle stored to buy your wet with's
the stationary store. They sell all the marine pass right,
so you look like you're from the shipping news. But
you'll stay dry. Your crutch will in your pilchards, in
your pilchers.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
That's all you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
So we managed to avoid the bomb genesis.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I've got some big news. Can I get onto my
big news?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Are you leaving?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
You put the balloons away.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh that's a mean way to start. Everyone's asked about
to give some exciting news. You've made me feel.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Don't look at a little face bupsent Amanda. Have you
learned how to throw a dart?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Everyone's a winner on the show today. Why are you
being a prick? I was trying to give some exciting news.
I should do a Kyle and.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
Just storm out, Except he's at home.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
He was doing the show from home when he just
stormed into another room. I know, are you a teenager?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I didn't ask to be born. He sounded like, mister
g that's it. I've had enough problem.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I don't know, but I'm going to push through with
this exciting information. Everyone who makes it to air today
gets a double passes. Back to the Future the musical
yes Back to the Future of the musical open September
at the Sydney Lyric Theater. It says you can book yesterday.
That's what it says here had a joke the future.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I just watched it.

Speaker 8 (04:48):
Which one back to the Future, Well, there's more than one,
there's three of them, and will all.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Three be encapsulated in the music?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm not too sure about that, but you can book.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's his book Yesterday, which I get is kind of
a nerd. Jo book Yesterday, Back to the Future musical
dot com. Do are you Pie Scott?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Thanks Doc?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
What's he saying, Pik Scott, I'm not a nerd? I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's not nerdy. Back to the Future was great.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Back to the Future was brilliant. I did love it.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Also, coming up on the show today, we're going to
find out about the.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
P Diddy case. Our friend Cooper Lawrence will be joining us.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yes, some interesting the findings. The jury has spoken what
the findings, will talk me through them.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
And we can't do anything until we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Question one, What snack is famously buttery and often eaten
at the movies? Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I could go with some right now?

Speaker 9 (05:38):
Is it it a dot gem?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Nation? We have the Magnificent seven for you, now seven questions.
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
If you do that, Amanda will.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Say everyone who makes it to her today will get
a double parsiese. Back to the future of the musical.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
John is in picked it?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Hi, John, good morning, good night. Very well, you're a
ready winning but let's see if we can get you
all the way through the mag seven. Question one? What
snack is famously buttery and often eaten at the movies? Popcorn?
I'm going to give an unpopular opinion. Go on, don't
like it?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Really? Yeah, I don't understand popcorn.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I don't like the price of it at the movies.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't get it. It's just it's it's I'd rather chips,
I'd rather anything. Popcorn is there's always one piece that
goes right up into your gum, the hard when you
bite into the unpopped corn. It's not my thing.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
We used to make it. When you're a kid at home.

Speaker 7 (06:35):
Yeah, when you're a kid at home, remember that those days, John,
we'd all gather around, made popcorn. Our simple times. Now
everyund's nanging, let's.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Put on Let's have some name?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Ever round sits around and has a good old nang.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
What is the only planet in our solar system not
named after a god?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
John? So think about the planets all named after gods? Yeah,
like Uranus is a god.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Imagine giving that name as a god. Handed that Earth
comes from the old words in English and Germanic languages
meaning ground, soil, or land.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
There you go. Let's play riff.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
What song? John has? This rift.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Break?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
It is a c DC, but it's not geel break.
I can see why you think that.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
What are you saying? Ad s all sounds the same.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
There's one rift that goes a long way.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
We'll put that to Angus when we talk to him.
Virginia's in Putney.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Hello, Virginia, Hello, how are you? Do you want to
hear it again? Is it thunderbolt? No?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Thunderbolt?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
No it isn't.

Speaker 10 (08:02):
Let's hear it one more time, man, I just want
to hear a d what's the song?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Podcast?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
The Magnificent Seven Raps Question three. It's riff rash.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh, Christine's in more Quarry Park. Hi Christine, Hi, how
are you very well? Everyone who makes it to were
today is going to double past the seed back to
the future of the musical gradualous.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
You have a listen to this? What song has this riff?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Thank you? It makes me salivate.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
H j by And it's not jail break, that's jail break.
This is dirty deeds, dirty deeds, jail breaks, murder.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I think for a little singer judges all great songs?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Is Angus's number? Why don't you ring him and say mate,
I know you've been doing this for some time.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Perhaps maybe you perhaps just do one giant song and
be done with it.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Maybe maybe you should start playing a lute.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Stars on forty five, just link them all together.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
What's the number four?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Christine? This is a multiple choice. In which country would
you find the place with the highest annual rainfall? Is
it a India? Be England? Or see the USA.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
England and now it's Daniels and Campbelltown.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Daniel, You're off to see back to the future of
the musical.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Awesome. Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
In which country would you find the place with the
highest annual rainfall, India or the USA.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Is it a India? Get in India?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Aurora, Jasmine, Bell, and Ariel are all names that share
one thing in common, Daniel.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Their names of what.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Could you say it again?

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Aurora, Jasmine Bell, and Ariel. I'll check in Moana as
well if you like Daniel. They're all bloody princess.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Question six. What nickname is commonly used for the London Underground?
Is it the Metro? No?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
No, no, they know. Jackson is with us?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Hi, Jackson, you're off to see back to the future,
the musical road where we're going.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
We don't leave roads. Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I think the grabs are getting the way people's enjoyment
of winning a prize.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I don't think so. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
What nickname is commonly used for the London Underground? Is
it the Tube?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
The tube? Was Sean?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Did he found guilty or not guilty of racketeering charges?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Guilty?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
He's found guilty of some chargers and we're going to
talk about that a bit later on. But of racketeering,
there's a different story.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Richard's in Guildford.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Hello, Richard, you're off to Seat, Back to the Future,
the musical Hello, Hey, Richard Sean did he was he
found guilty or not guilty of racketeering charges not.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Guilty, not guilty everything else though the cheering.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
The cheering's not appropriate.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
There is fine crimes to baby oil and everything else though.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Well, we've got to cross to the States to talk
to people. Lawrence. She's got all the story. He was
found guilty on some things and not on so will
he be.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Doing time the last Cooper?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
In the meantime, Richard, it's back to you.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Congratulations, you won the jam pack one hundred and fifty
dollars to spend his Coco Black Celebrate Well Chocolate Day
that's July seven, free handcrafted hot chocolate for the first
one hundred customers. A family pastor Sydney Zoo, Creatures of
the Ice Age at Sydney Zoo and Jones demandic caricatures.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
He had the color and the stand of the pencils. Richard,
And you'd like to add to this.

Speaker 11 (12:10):
Yeah, beautiful, Thanks very much, jon Amanda, great shirt.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
You are welcome.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
No comments about are you angus young?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Perhaps changing his riffs or perhaps the grabs from Back
to the Future of too Much.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well, I do think they're too much because they're fuzzy
and sound weird, and they stop people going, Wow, I've won. Yeah,
it just sounds like someone tearing off some sticky tape.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
You already said you don't like the movie.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
I know, I like the movie. I never said that
I was clutching my pearls if only I had some. No,
I never said that I do like the movie. Jonesy
and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Podcast, Johnsy and Amanda a Tucker Bag. It was a
bag talking bad.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
They're already on TV.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I told you you'd like this, Yarman thumbing through it
a big book the utral Facts. On this day in
nineteen eighty five, Huey Lewis and The News released the
song Power of Love nineteen eighty five, forty years ago.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Can you believe that this was made famous by the
movie Back to the Future. Of course, Huey Lewis featured
in the movie.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Was he in the movie?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
He was one of the teachers that passed on Marty
McFly's band, the Pinheads for the school dance.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
You know this scene, I'm.

Speaker 9 (13:35):
Afraid You're just.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Then Marty does go on to play at the school
Dance or be It in nineteen fifty five, while he's
watching his dad trying to tune.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
His mum, you haven't seen the movie? Do you are?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
If you haven't seen the movie, there's something wrong. What
are we going to play celebrating his fortieth persay?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Do it well? The jury has reached a verdict in
the case of disgraced rapper Sean P. Diddy. For more,
it's cross right now to entertainment correspondent Cooper Lawrence in
New York. Cooper High, Hi, So I'm hearing stories of
guilty not guilty, bits and pieces give us the info.

Speaker 12 (14:18):
You know, you're catching me on a bad damn in
a really bad Juris are so stupid. This has made
me so angry, this whole thing, because this guy is
an abuser.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's just the.

Speaker 12 (14:27):
Fact that our laws here are so crazy. For example,
we all saw the video of him beating Cassie. It's
not like Diddy, didn't he You know, all these witnesses
come forward and say we heard him beating her through
the door. Even the sex worker who was there said
he couldn't perform because it was such a horrible situation
that he was in.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
But our laws are such that if she.

Speaker 12 (14:49):
Didn't go to court within a year of that incident,
it's no longer an incident. She had a year and
that year has come and gone, so in the trial,
the jury didn't have to take that in to consideration.
So the racketeering charge was the big one. That's the
one that we never There was not a chance that
they were going to find him guilty of racketeering.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
So that, in case you don't know.

Speaker 12 (15:13):
That is it's basically like he's the head of a
empire and had other people go out and do his bidding,
so that they couldn't prove that. We knew that was
never going to happen. The sex trafficking same thing. The
reason why both Cassie and Jane Doe didn't have didn't
get the sex traffic is because the jury believed that

(15:34):
they were complicit that somehow, because they were in relationships
with him and there are all these texts that said,
you know, love you boo, can't wait for the next
freak off, which juries don't see that they did that
out of fear because they were psychologically he had messed
with them so badly. Instead, they said, well it must
be concernsual. So juries are stupid.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
I think there were eight man full women? Is that
right on the jury? Yeah? Stupid ones.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, So what is he going to do? Child Tom?
Does he get out of jode?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
He got guilty of something, didn't He was guilty of something?

Speaker 12 (16:06):
Right, So he's guilty of prostitution. He's guilty of prostitution
both in Cassie's case and Jane Doe. The problem is
that those are the only charges that don't carry a
sentence that is mandatory.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
It's a maximum of.

Speaker 12 (16:20):
Ten years, but they don't have to give him any
time at all. The judge can decide, you know what,
time served, pay some bail, pay us a million dollars
and you can go free. So there will be a
sentencing hearing. They have not set the date for that yet.
So but for now, what we're waiting for is his
attorney has said to the judge, listen, he's off on
the big charges. Weren't was he was not guilty. You

(16:43):
should send him home. Let's let him out on bail.
The prosecution is saying, no, these prostitution charges are still
pretty serious. Anybody else who's not rich and famous would
go right back to prison. Because we're still talking about
a potential for twenty years in prison for this.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
So we are waiting right now.

Speaker 12 (17:00):
Both sides have gone to the judge and they've made
their case of bail and no bail, So that's the
next thing that we're waiting for. We will find out,
hopefully by the end of the day today, if they're
going to let him go home or if he's going
to go back to prison.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Is all this despot any of these fawnings. Is it
all going to be career ending?

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
I mean this has all been career ending.

Speaker 12 (17:21):
The difference to what's really interesting when you go outside
the courtroom. I've walked by there, there's only like a
handful of people. It's not like Michael Jackson, where everybody
loved him and there were thousands of people out there because.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
He was innocent.

Speaker 12 (17:33):
This is a guy who admitted to drug use, he
admitted to prostitution, he admitted to beating the you know,
basically the abuse that these women suffered. He basically said, yeah,
that did happen. So a lot of people don't have
sympathy towards him. So as it is, I guess the
general public who didn't really know much about him, will
definitely turn their back on him. But like any other celebrity,

(17:56):
he has his die hard fans who are literally down
there right now covering their bodies in baby oil Oka.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Really yeah, yeah, they're down there in support.

Speaker 12 (18:07):
They have T shirts that say Freako isn't Rico?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
You know, there's like ten of them.

Speaker 12 (18:13):
It's not like there's hundreds of them, as long as
like three or four people.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
It's not all isn't Rico?

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, that's the motto. They have to have a motto,
you know. So that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
It's always great to talk to you.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
And I like the authentic New York police sirens in
the background as well to.

Speaker 12 (18:27):
Indicate, well, I mean, I'm right by the courthouse now
that's I'm walking here, Cooper.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Thank you for joining me.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Thanks guys, I catch up with you next time. Cooper
Lawrence reporting live from New York Jonesymnation. Let's get on
down to the Jonesy demand of arms for the pub test.
Something Amanda brought to the table.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
I saw this yesterday and it ignited something in me.
It's someone here has written I don't know what millennial
needs to hear this, but throw away the box that
your phone came in. You don't need it, you will
never need it. Are you a box keeper? Branda?

Speaker 9 (19:03):
H I am?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
And have you ever used?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
I cursed Steve Jobs because he makes those boxes so done.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Well, those Apple boxes are great.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
See they're so beautifully craft Yeah, you think you have
to keep it, but for what?

Speaker 3 (19:15):
But it's interesting you mentioned this. The other day I
opened my bedside drawer. There was four iPhone boxes from
various iPhones and what's in there? Going back to iPhone five?
And there's a little charge accord in each one.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Because I pulled it.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Up charge acord because I couldn't find it because I
was in the box.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
And now they've changed the charge accord.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Of course I cursed Steve Jobs for that as well,
even though he's dead.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
But boxing, keeping the box not imagine.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
I don't know. When I was a kid, I kept
every box. I used to drive my mother crazy. I
wouldn't have throwed a shoe box, wouldn't I throw out anything?
And Harley's the same. Now, don't throw out those boxes.
I'm the other way. Now, get rid of the boxes,
get rid of the box.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Sometimes I look at a box and that's a good box.
I'm going to use that for something, and do you Yeah,
I'll put largely.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I put them in my box storage area, right, and then.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Right, I'll use that for air. I'll store air in
that one.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
And then I looked in one of the boxes and
there were five other boxes within the box.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
There are And every person who keeps the box lives
with someone who doesn't want you to keep the box.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, my wife doesn't like the box. She says she
wants everything out.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
She wants it.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah, that's the thing, shuck it out.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Keeping the box? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 11 (20:23):
Jamna Andlanda remember this.

Speaker 9 (20:27):
I can't believe you guys can follow up the fast.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
There is a lot going on, isn't there.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
There's the weather, there's pdddy, there's the mushroom trial.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
The jury is still in deliberation.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Did you see that Kyle stormed out yesterday out of
the studio.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
He wasn't allowed to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
When you say studio, he was working from home. He
stormed out of one room into another. It's like a teenagermate,
it knows to be born.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I'm not too sure why he stormed out, or they
just wanted to get some more click bait for the
Daily Mail. There's my letter of resignation and there's flowers
my dead dog.

Speaker 9 (21:01):
Why don't stick fatter?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
We spoke earlier.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I don't forget about P Diddy.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Well, we spoke earlier about P Diddy. Kanye. We've got
kannye West news. You may have heard.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
So we said to Yay.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
We've said Yay, Tonay naty An. We've said no. Kanye
has been coming to Australia on her tourist visa because
his wife is Australia's miss from Melbourne. He's missos from Melbourne.
We have now said no, you're not allowed to come
to Australia. His tourist visa has been revoked.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Oh what is that?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Well, for all of the number of kinds of things
that have gone on, but there's a particular song. So
for a lot of his behavior, well that's one thing.
There's a particular song that has had him bad.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
How bad is the song? We can't be that bad?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
What's it called Adolf Hitler? That's the name of the song.
That's the name of the song.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
What it's called Adolf Hitler?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I think so, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
A song is called Adolph?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Here that's the information. And no one wants to describe.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Song called Adolf Hitler. Ryan, do you know that I've got?
Oh that's so much better.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Oh that's all right. Then come on in, come.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
On in, there you go.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
The world turns and I just a new arrival of
darts is a arrive.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
You have goaded me so much and the darts bounce
off the balloons. She said, Wyn, yes, thray them harder.
I've got sharper darts today. I have new darts. But
before we get to throwing the dance. LYM mcgrange is
going to be joining us and the pub Test is
coming up next. Amanda Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Down to the Jonesy demand a rounds to the pub Test.
And everyone on the pub Test today is a winner.
Off to back to the future of the musical.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Absolutely everybody makes it to her today gets that now.
I saw a thing yesterday that said, I don't know
what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the
box your phone came in. You don't need it, you
will never need it. There are some people who keep
the boxes of phones of anything, others who say get
rid of it, keeping the box. Does it pass the
pub test.

Speaker 11 (22:59):
Yeah, definitely protests. One, if you need to return the item,
you have to resend it with a box. And also
if it is a collectible item as well, it's worth
a lot more it's actually with a box. Sometimes the
box is actually worth more than the item itself.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Depends on what's what a box it is.

Speaker 13 (23:16):
If it's a boring plane cardboard box, no, but if
it's a nice, pretty box maybe.

Speaker 11 (23:21):
And then you can trick someone at Christmas time by
putting something else in it.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
And they think they're getting the phone and they're getting
not a phone.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
I keep all the boxes, so the phones, the headphones, everything, they're.

Speaker 9 (23:34):
Usually under the bed. The problem is the wife.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Got a new puppy and he's getting under the bed
kiewing the boxes.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
So there we've got chewed up boxes all over the place.

Speaker 9 (23:47):
Now, look it doesn't, but I've got to.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Admit I keep all my boxes, and I keep them
just in.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Case it's faulty and I can send it back in
the box that.

Speaker 13 (23:55):
Years later in the cupboard I find all those boxes.
I can keep the boxes.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yea, because my phones and technology pretty often I get
a lot better restail value the old ones.

Speaker 11 (24:07):
Yeah, if I've still got the box.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
There you go, there you go. I take a lot
of boxes.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Do you Yeah, you take a lot of people off.
I know that for sure. Where do we start with
a fabulous limogranger? She well, she finished filming Home and
Away earlier this year, after thirty three years of playing Irene.
She's up for the Gold LOGI she's one of our favorites.
And I am putting money. Well, a few people here

(24:32):
seriously have put money on Limbed Years Gold.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Someone's put the house on you, Lenny Winn, I.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Wore to go out far. No pressure, my dear, everyone's
going to be living in a cardboard boxing.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Young sure on the newsreader, he's put some big coin
on you, and he's got a little baby has just
been born.

Speaker 9 (24:49):
He's bet his baby, baby baby.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
That's how sure a bit you are?

Speaker 9 (24:54):
How are you? By the way, I'm great, guys.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
I'm a little exhausted because I'm rehearsing six days a
week at the moment.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
You're rehearsing for a show called Grandparents Cruising with the
Grandparents Club.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
So we did the Grandparents Club last year. We're doing
Cruising with the Grandparents Club this year. Same cast, same
fabulous musical director John Field. Different, right, and this time
we've got Richard Tullock, who's probably most famous for bananas
in pajamas and hating Alison Ashley. Oh yeah, but almost

(25:26):
a completely new script set on a cruise ship, and
it's so much fun.

Speaker 9 (25:31):
But shit, some days I feel old.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Are you finding a different rhythm to the day, to
your day after all those years of filming, the early starts,
all of that, did it take all to get used
to a different rhythm?

Speaker 6 (25:45):
Look, that's a good question, Amanda. I don't think so.
I had a bit of a break and I think,
you know, I've got the gypsy and my soul, so
I'm kind of I've always changed things up and done
things differently. And you know, one when I was on Homers,
I'd get up at you know, four o'clock one morning,
and then the next day I wouldn't need to be

(26:07):
at work till two in the afternoon. So there was
never really a set, you know, schedule, per se. And
this is just you know, three weeks of solid rehearsing
with the Grandparents Club, loving every minute of it.

Speaker 9 (26:22):
But yeah, it's it's great.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Are you a grandparent? No, they're no acting there but
how old your daughter?

Speaker 6 (26:30):
She's thirty four, clancy, if you're listening, she's thirty four.
But see I didn't have clancy until I was thirty eight,
the day she was born, the day before I turned
thirty eight. It's people out there doing the maths now,
I hear them, and you're safe in this room.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yea, so are you?

Speaker 6 (26:52):
And so I think in her head, and people are
having their babies late my.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
First thirty nine, there you go, there.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
You go, and I know, you know, people like Sonya Kruger,
lovely I want to say Effie, but of course her
real name Mary Christens. They were up near fifty and
that is extreme, true, but it's doable. And I think
that's in her head. And look now it's her life,

(27:20):
it's their life.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
You're not desperate to be putting a baby on your head.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Well a lot saying that the way my sister, My
sister's been hammond.

Speaker 9 (27:28):
She's hammered.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
She's got two under, two grandchildren two and under, and
my lovely niece works at from their place in a
basement is the office.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
So she's now a switch.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Making.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
I mean, what's happened to you? Let's talk about Homer's
as you call. That's what we say in the trade, Homers. Yes,
that's what people in the trade call home and away.
So your character leaves in August, that's correct, So.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
It wouldn't be like home and away. Are you going
to get blown up? Is there? Get hit by a bus?
Does a river boy attack you? What? You fall down?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
And it won't be an elevator shaft because there's no
elevators in home.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
To be a sinkhole?

Speaker 6 (28:15):
No, I just said it could be look jonesy, you
know done? Well, I could tell you, but they don't
have to kill you.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I care to see.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
Actually, well not not really, No, I'm usually pretty good.
And well, no, that's not entirely true, because when I
get told to, like when I knew about the logis
was tought because they have to ask you if you
want to be you know, are you happy to be nominated?
I went, hell, yeah, you know, I've done most other
things in my life.

Speaker 9 (28:44):
I'll give it a red hooker.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
And they said, now you can't tell anyone. I went, Okay,
can I tell Paul? They said, yes, you can tell Paul,
And then I went he overseas, Yeah he knows this.

Speaker 9 (28:59):
But the the publicist doesn't.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
I was overseas and I thought, I can tell my
best friends in New York. They're not going to tell anyone,
and I did. Then I thought, I can tell my
cousins in Amersham about the one in the basement in
the sweatshop. They don't speak English, so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I bet Paul's getting a lot of pressure.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
How does she send out of the home and away? Yeah, yeah,
well he do you know what he knows? But and
so and so does Clancy. To be fair, but they're
both very storm you know, they're good.

Speaker 9 (29:37):
They had I reckon very good.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
If we spend another three minutes, you would blab it.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I Reckon does an enigmatic radio DJ wrote in the
town and he's Harley Davidson and does that happen?

Speaker 9 (29:48):
And I just couldn't resist his charm.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
If that's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
It's always great to see you.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Luck with the Gold you are our picking.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
Thank you, and come see the cruising with the Grandparent
The Grandparents Club dot com all the information and tickets there, Lenny,
thank you, love you guys, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast hands Brendon working with Flower, You.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Freaking idiot, somewhere.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
I've got some information here that will freak you out.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I like information.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Do you like being freaked out? You don't want to
freak off?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
No, no, no, let's never hear that word again.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Baby, all is not good for my skin.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
On July the second, twenty twenty five, which was yesterday,
we hit the midpoint of the year. So as of now,
the year twenty fifty is closer than the year two thousand.
You don't look freakd you don't you even listen to
a single word I popped.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Up in my algo the other day.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Well, you know, I play along when you tell me
things that I know. So what about that?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Good?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Twenty five? Good?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
So yesterday's news, Well.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
This is the No, it's today's so twenty fifty that's
like the future. Okay, how old will we be? Well,
I've just done the mats on me. I'll be eighty eight.
I'll be a eight and I'm younger than you, so
i'll be eighty. No, you're not eight years younger. What's
your full rasp? Don't raise?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
But you know what I'm You're six years older than me.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
I'm about to throw dance at you and guess what
what I've got new dance that are sharper because the
last batch bounced off the balloons and you said, what's
wrong with you? Well, we'll find out today.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
It's about time we had something sharp in the studio
Young Make podcast.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
It always gets feisty on a Thursday because of smart
versus dark.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
This is where I throw dance at you to pick
the footy tips and you just said you didn't bring
a thick jacket today.

Speaker 9 (31:56):
I feel why wouldn't you?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
And I'm throwing dance at you, why would you today?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
To where it's it's my rain jacket and I don't
want you to pierce it because it's it's got a membrane.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
So what did you not know about Thursday?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
And picking always forget?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
I feel part responsible because I was the one that
suggested that you throw darts at ping pong bats.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
The ping pong bats were.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Too hard because you couldn't pierce the ping pong bat,
and then so we got balloons, and then you couldn't
pierce the balloon.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
And then you've got.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
A dance expert who taught you how to throw darts.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
And when I threw dance, when he gave me a
lesson as he will at test. We're about to speak
to Dave. He saw how accurate my throwing was. Our
darts in here are very blunt. They bounce off the
balloons I've arranged for new dance Brendon that are very sharp.
Last weeks, I thought I would be better, and you
just got angrier and angrier.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Dave taught you to relax, just.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Relax, and I did. I breathed, I threw and this
is what happened.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
So easy.

Speaker 14 (32:57):
You get a friging darts and you cry, you hi
hate you.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
It was our feistiest yet. We've got Dave Marlon, big
fish Marlon, who is out my darts coach. Hello, Dave, Hello,
how are we going?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Good morning, Welcome, Welcome to Amanda's Life of experts.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
So you are now her darts expert. She's got everybody else.
She's got the fing shoe lady, she's got the one
that gets. You've got every other.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
A thank you for trying to shut him down.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Dave.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
You see what I'm up against. When I had my
dart lisson with you, I actually could throw a dart,
couldn't I? Dave?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Absolutely, It was a controlled environment. Took a time, relaxed
and aimed at the target through absolutely hit everything she
went for.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Thank you, Dave. So what do you think was the
difference that happens in this studio?

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Because you're trying to throw in a environment of chaos,
you're rushing your darts, You're throwing at a moving target
that's actually sledging at you. I don't know guard players
that can actually throw like that, so I think you
do an exceptional job.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
I cannot tell you how great you have just made me.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
For the day.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I would just like to say.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Can we chop up what Dave?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Just again?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Thank you I'm talking about I know you are not Dave.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I'll just say this. I don't know what you know
about radio.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
But we don't have fifteen minutes to spend while a
Manda gets her sharka right.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
And throws the dart.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I was just thinking, is there anything you could give
her as far as like when she throws the dart,
to release the dart, that's the most important part of
dart throwing.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I would imagine that's right.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
There's a lot going all night. She's she's going to
deal with a lot, So all I can say is
just try not to rush it and try not to
listen and just focus on your target and throw out
and follow through.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
As we said, Dave, try not to listen to the
chaos that I'm surrounded by.

Speaker 13 (34:50):
Exactly right.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Thank you. You have made You've actually made me feel great.
Thank you. I appreciate it. And we'll see what happened.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
To you can do it.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Thank you, Dave, Dave the big Fish Marlin, thank you,
Thank you so much, Dave. We've got sharp darts, We've
got my irritation at you, Brendan. I'm just going to
breathe and shut you out. It's happening next.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
As Dave would say, relax, jam oasis.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
It's Round eighteen of the NRL and this year we
are also we're live on Instagram Instagram Live if you
want to come and see the chaos.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
There's no chaos this year.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
We're experimenting with who's a better tipper, the experts or
the universe. We look at what the tipsters are saying
for the teams, and I throw darts at Brendan Jones,
who's holding balloons of the various teams. So far, I
have been winning for the year, but we are now
neck and neck, which just goes to show.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Is this necessary all these extra layers? Apparently the dance
you've got.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Sharper dance, I've got sharper darts. And also so.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I've adjusted my tone and I'm just talking in a
nice safe space so.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Everyone can be You're still going to throw them at you,
so shut up. I loved how we spoke to my
dart coach, Dave, who gave me a lesson and I
was excellent, and it went to chaos last week, and
he said this.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Because you're trying to throw in an environment of chaos,
You're rushing your darts. You're throwing at a moving target
that's actually sledging at you. I don't know dart players
that can actually throw like that, so I think you
do an exceptional job.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
He doesn't know professional dart players who could cope with
what I'm coping with in here? Shall we get to them, Brendan?
Should we get to the close yourvisor?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Why would you bait me when I've got extra sharp darts?
So here we go. Let's pick our teams today, bulldogs
versus the Broncos. The experts have said bulldogs who will
the dart find step back a little bit I'm scared.
I'm going to hurt you. There we go.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Who'd I pick? That was a I can't remember who
it was? A Bronco. This one Raiders and the Dragons.
Raiders is what the experts are thinking. Move them around
a bit, Brendan, you're looking a little bit scared, sweetheart. Raiders.
Bang next one, Cowboys in the storm. Storm has been
picked by the experts. Let's see what's happening here. I've

(37:05):
also picked the storm Roosters and the tigers. Let's see
what happens here. The experts have said, Roosters, what's going
to happen? Roosters first?

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Go?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
There we go, Manly and Rabbit and the rabbits. Manly
has been picked to win this one. What are we thinking?

Speaker 13 (37:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Missed that one, didn't get Brendan, Oh what a shame.
Nearly got his head. Let's see here.

Speaker 9 (37:26):
Oh, there we.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Go, and that's it. That's the round people. That was Manly.
I picked their origin.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Broncos and the sharks. That's tonight.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I didn't even swears that one here, all right, Broncos
and sharks. So have you got the balloons? Okay, all right, Brendan,
Why are you baiting. Oh my god, it's stuck in
your chest. Let's see where we're going here, Broncos. What
a shame that was state of origin? So who did
I pick? Oh no, I picked the Maroons. Oh sorry

(37:59):
you South Wales. I picked them Morones with deadly accuracy. Okay,
we're going to do two more because we're missing two balloons.
Who's who? Let's go to put this.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Well, isn't it okay? Why? Okay?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
I picked the team that aren't the sharks, and that's
all I need to know. Well, that's it, folks. When
you've got sharp darts and I just and have a
kinder Brendan, look what happens? Okay everyone, okay everyone? Wasn't
that better? Brendan? Now it's all ok Would you like
to say I'm a good dart player?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Now you are a great Thank you.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I appreciate the accolade, and Dave, thank you for your
dart throwing expertise.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Into the ABC.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Where's your cricket box? Because I'm seriously pretend that's your
head podcast Free instance.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Amanda's Relax.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer, We'll come back to
that question of time permits. You get all the question right,
Happy days two thousand dollars, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Then we ask you to double your dough if.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
You'd like to double your money. There's one bonus question,
but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
We haven't done it for so long I've forgotten how
it all works. Maybe Dylan of Motovale can get us there,
Hy Dylan.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Hello, Hey, Dylan, you're already a winner because everyone who
makes it to were today gets a double PASSI seed
back to the future of the music hall.

Speaker 9 (39:24):
Oh, also very excited.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Well, let's see if we can keep that excitement going.
I've got ten questions in front of me here, We've
got sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed. We
usually have time to come back. Okay, Okay, all right, Dylan,
good luck, because here we go. He comes. Question number one,
what's Harry Potter's first name?

Speaker 10 (39:43):
Harry?

Speaker 9 (39:43):
Question two?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
What animal oincs?

Speaker 13 (39:47):
What was the question?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
What animal oincs?

Speaker 15 (39:51):
Indeed?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Question three? An optometris specializes in what pardon skip?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Question four? What color is an amethyst?

Speaker 15 (40:06):
Are blue?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Dylan? You're a bit all over the shop there, I'm
like an optometrist, specially if you've ever seen an apartment,
ever seen an optometrist. Oh, it's for your eyes, eyescular check.
And it did sound like you were calling me a pig.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
But apart from that.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
You carry on about you, Dylan, You're off to see
back to the future of the physical your lack. Oh,
thank you, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Carry on, Dylan, thank you.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
There's a documentary called The Price of Perfection, and it
apparently explores the world of cosmetic procedures and the links
people go to in pursuit of physical perfection. And it
looks at various aspects of the industry, looking at social
media trends, et cetera, et cetera. Part of it was
this woman who I saw talking about how hard it

(40:55):
is to maintain a fringe. Having a fringe is not
for the weak.

Speaker 16 (40:59):
And as you, for me know, a lot of this
documentary is about real life stories, real people's struggles, but
also my struggle of my fringe because amongst that, I
got distracted. And if you don't get the fringe in
the possession, when it's fully wet, it starts to dry
on its own. You've lost control. It's really hard to
bring it back. It's just very it's been a time.
I'm not gonna liet year.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
It's hard off to the fringe festival.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
You know, I'm not a fan of fringes.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
You.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
I know what style you hate? Is that really short
cropped fringe. Don't you looks.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Like Russell Crowing gladiator? Have my signal?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Unleast you've seen all that those reels of people, usually
young girls, thinking, um, cut my fringe at home, so
they pull the hair down really far snippet and it
bounces right back up. Oh my god, as if your
life is over.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I haven't taken in for the elasticity of the.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Scalp quite or no, the bounce of the heir. I
would have thought.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
It's a bit from column a bit from elasticity of
the scalp.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah, come on, it doesn't boing your hair back your scalp.
You're not pulling. You're not pulling your scalp down. You
pull anyway, any whine You can talk about this all
with so much going on in the world, obsessing about
your fringe sounds is to me like a first world problem.

Speaker 11 (42:15):
My external temperature gauge on my car is out by
two degrees.

Speaker 13 (42:19):
Foundation because I've got a tan with it now too
white to my skin.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Our roller door was left up and I had to
put it down manually.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
I just bought this toy to Carol.

Speaker 13 (42:31):
If my sunglass don't fit this tongue glos hold.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I like it.

Speaker 9 (42:35):
I like get the GISTs.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
You get a first world problem, give us a call.
I've got one.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
I ride the motorcycle into work today that doesn't have
heated hand grips. Oh, no, three of my motorcycles have
heated hand grips. I don't get another three date, and
I wade the one today that didn't have heated hand grips.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I wanted to wear a necklace this morning, and it
was tangled with about four other expensive, beautiful necklaces, and
I went, WHOA, how you irritating is that couldn't wear.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
It's a first world problem and there's no judgment here.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
By the way, gives a call. Everyone that makes it
to wear it gets back to the future, musical tickets
and a man of the Match prize. You have to
see Lenny Kravitz.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Podcast The Tribal Drum is beating first world problems.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
First, everyone who makes it to wear today gets back
to the future. The musical tickets a.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Problem that's not a first world problem. You're seeing a musical,
which is great.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Hello Dean, what's your first world problem?

Speaker 13 (43:34):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Would be the cup holder in my semi trailer was.

Speaker 11 (43:37):
Too big to suit my coffee mud, so I ended
up having to put a stubby hold over it. Just holder.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
I think the people that make the cars and the tracks,
they're either too small or too big.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Do they have a tape measure?

Speaker 13 (43:51):
D you think they would be in Germans?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
But thank would be the big jug? You know, we're
in Germany, handy cup, the big jug there. You know
when you go to the you know, the big Stein,
the big Stein of the Wench brings it out, the
big jugs.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
And then you get the bees as well, and your
wife complains, thank you, Dean.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
But when in Germany, honey, you do what the Germans did.

Speaker 9 (44:17):
Hello Jeff, good morning, How are you very well?

Speaker 2 (44:20):
What's your first world problem?

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Well?

Speaker 13 (44:23):
I come home after a long day work in arctic
conditions in Sydney yesterday. I turn my electric blanket on,
I have a shower, I get prepared for bed. I
go back into bed and stone cold. My electric blanket
is broken.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Oh, and knowing it's broken beforehand is one thing. But
to have the expectation of a toasty.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Bed yep, and you got the cordy thing that you've
got to sleep on now, but it's providing no water.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
No, that's right, So you to sleep on all the cords.
Be careful because they say not to sleep on the
faulty ones.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Jeff, Yes, don't sleep on your faulty electric blanket.

Speaker 13 (45:00):
I will not. I will be replaced in it today.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
I can see what though, the expectation of a warm
bed because you want that, of course you want just.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Prepared himself for bed. Yeah, Connie is with us.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Hello Connie, what's your first world problem?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (45:13):
Good morning. I recently upgraded my phone to an iPhone
sixteen and it's.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Not compatible with the can't pay in monkey.

Speaker 11 (45:21):
I've got no hands through in my car.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Why is it not compatible?

Speaker 13 (45:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I've done everything, I've googled, I've YouTube I just can't
connect to.

Speaker 12 (45:31):
I'll just have to buy a new car.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Well, obviously, just throw it out, Connie, get a new
phone and a new car.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I think straight to landfill, do it. Eleanor has joined
us as well. Hello Eleanor.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Hi, Eleanor, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
What's problem?

Speaker 15 (45:45):
I went to try and open up the gem that
was in my cupboard and I couldn't open it, so
I had to walk up to the shop.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Just then.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
I've just walked back with a new jar to try.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
And open it. Yeah, yeah, no, I understand that completely,
But I understand.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Do you open the second jar though?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Element Well, I'm still I heard this, I thought I
better read. I haven't tried it.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Have you got it?

Speaker 16 (46:05):
There?

Speaker 14 (46:05):
Can you just try it?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
This is important stuff. Have you cracked it?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Sounded like you did it?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
No, I haven't.

Speaker 13 (46:20):
Oh did you hear it?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
You propped it?

Speaker 2 (46:22):
I thought there might have been not you popped it, Eleanor,
Well done.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
We can all carry on, carry on.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
It was worth going away the shop for another.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
City ground to a holt while we waited for Eleanor
to open her jam.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
We're going to take more of your Pauls Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Podcast, and Amanda's with great sadness that I announced this.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
No, there's a lot of stuff happening in the world,
no doubt about that, but that doesn't stop the first
world problem to tribal drumas feeders.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Let me reiterate everyone that makes it to where you
may give us a first world dopey problem, but you
still have to see back to the future of the musical.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
Can you tell me you've built a time machine kind
of a.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Deloreanah, I could have used any other car, but he
were with a DeLorean.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Dreadful cup. Maggie has joined us.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Hi, Maggie, wats your first world problem? Yes?

Speaker 12 (47:15):
So my first world problem is that So last night
my car window was left open a little bit.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
And water has gotten in. And now my heated seats
in my car no longer work.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Oh, mag check it out, chuck the car out and
start again.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
I don't know about heated seats. I feel a bit uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
It's very European, isn't.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
It I always feel? Is that me? Or is it
the seat?

Speaker 8 (47:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
I see you know this car hasn't had a seated
seats and you're in a bus.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Hello, Butlinda, what's your first world problem?

Speaker 15 (47:47):
Good morning guys. My iPad charger cable is so short
that when I'm charging it while I'm lying in bed,
I've got a being like a o depose, almost like
balancing on one elbow half off the bed.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
I'm sure I'm going to fall off one day or
or good enough.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Yeah, but you know why are they Incohodes?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
They the iPad cable people. They make them social hoots
with who cod's with.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
The cable people? Is there a cable shortage?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Well it is. It is a thing, isn't it? If
you want to be on your appliance while you're charging
it in bed, how could they make it?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Do you do you get on your appliance in bed?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
No, Brennan, how long is your cable?

Speaker 9 (48:35):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Rebecca? What's your first world problem?

Speaker 13 (48:37):
I got a nose job recently and I can't wear
sun glasses for eight weeks.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Oh, come on, Beca, come on, Your nose looks good,
but what about your cataracts?

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Beck?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
The poor thing you Paul?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Are you happy with the nose job? Though? I am
very happy.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Excellent wouldn't have picked it? Well, Bob, Rebecca, well done.
She's got no time for your puny humor with this,
I think she does.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Thank you for all your course.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Podcast.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
It's Thursday, the third of July. Double a chattery drops today.
This is the podcast you do with your forensic psychologist
friend Anita McGregor.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
When you say forensic psychologist. She is that, but she's
just my friend.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
I like to think of it as my friend as well,
because I I wheel that out every now and then.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Sure, if you line holding your friend.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
But she's Canadian and she's very adventurous in the food sheet.
We travel a lot together, we eat a lot together.
But she doesn't like vegemite, and I'm surprised she hasn't
given it more of a crack. And I've known her
for like fifteen years and I was surprised to hear
why she doesn't like it. She was on a dive
boat with her husband and the instructor said, if you

(49:47):
go down below a certain level whatever this is when
they were learning, there's a certain punishment, and her telemetry
showed that she had done that and this was her punishment.

Speaker 7 (49:58):
The consequence is that I had to how a big,
heaping teaspoon of vegemite.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Oh see, that makes me feel sick.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
It was awful.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
She had the taste in the mouth for days, like
eating engine oil. Really, I said, Australians wouldn't like that.
That's not how vegemite is designed to be eaten. And
everyone thought it was funny, ha ha ha. But she's
never tried it again. We never went back, never went well,
why would you after it was such a horrible introduction
to vegemite. So anyway, on the podcast, I get her

(50:28):
to try vegemite with thinly smeared on a beautiful piece
of sour though you'll have to listen to see whether
she likes it or not. But other things we're talking
about are food fads and food myths. One of the things,
as we've spoken about on this show is everyone thinking
kale is the superfood.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
You know what I heard tell me that kale was
originally used as a garnish addressing at pizzahart salad.

Speaker 9 (50:51):
But that's right.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
It wasn't designed to be eaten, wasn't a superfood. And
I know that you know that because I've told you
that it was a PR campaign. But also spinach. Spinach
was a PR campaign post war for the spinach growers.
But not just that. Studies science showed that it was
so high in iron, and they discovered afterwards that the
decimal point was in the wrong place. So it is

(51:13):
good for you, not as good for you as first deemed.
And yet that is still a trope that is believed
to this day because of a decimal point.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
And it gave you misshapen forearms.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Look at Popeye's right and you have to have a
car full of it that can be whittled down to
the size of a teaspoon. So anyway, the double a
Chattery wherever you get your podcasts, Double a Chattery dot com.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Do yourself a favor.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Dem jam Nation, our favorite goollie of the year, gets
twenty thousand dollars thanks to missell stocks and gravies. I
used a grave Ox cube, not Graveox, my god, I
used to missll cube.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
The best cubes in the world.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
They are delicious, easy to crumble in.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
You get yourself a beautiful stock, Bravy. What have we
got today?

Speaker 5 (52:04):
What really gets my gullies is when someone's referring to
a woman in their life and they're writing it. They
write with an E instead of an A, so they're
really talking about the women in their life, but you
know that it's you know, a woman, not plural. So

(52:30):
it just gets my goalies.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
What about the Mormon in your life?

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Yeah, all the women in my life?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
What else have we got? You know what gets my girlies?

Speaker 14 (52:40):
Sitting in the car park in Queen Street at Sad
Mary's waiting for my great granddaughter to get out of
the shop. And I'm sitting there and people who are
too lazy to take their trolley's back when they do
this shopping in the wind, it's just slammed into my car.
Oh no, lazy people, And that gets my girl.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I said, where which car partnership?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Who is she waiting for? Who is she waiting for?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
That would be very irritating.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
I would not like, especial when you're sitting in your car.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Please have the decency to ram it into the car
when no one's in it, when you're sitting in the car,
lazy people. I always take my trolley back, as you know.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
In case there's an errant chicken in there. Thank you
missell Stocks and Gravies for the twenty thousand dollars for
our favorite good hands of.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
The show will know about my It was an errant
that chicken. It was chicken from the Lord. It was
the Lord's chicken.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Are there any fans of this show? I've left.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
It's nice to night.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
My favorite Colory Medel Facebook friend. When's the double PASSI see,
Lenny Kravitz. We're calling it the Lonai Sance. You've been
waiting for was Jones likes to say the Lenaeo sants.
You can catch Lanny Kravitz the eighteenth of November Kudos
Bank Arena with special guests. Jet. You can't tell now
from ticket tick.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
How good is that today? First world problems? This is
something you bought to the table.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Having a fringe is not for the week.

Speaker 16 (54:09):
And as you probably know, a lot of this documentary
is about real life stories, real people's.

Speaker 9 (54:13):
Struggles, but also my struggle of.

Speaker 16 (54:14):
My fringe because amongst that, I got distracted. And if
you don't get the fringe in the position when it's
fully wet, it starts to dry on its own. You've
lost control. It's really hard to bring it back. It's
just very It's been a time.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
You get a fringe like Russell Crowe Ingladiator.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
That's what happens at my signal unleashed the jel So
tribal drums, busy for my first world problems.

Speaker 11 (54:38):
My external temperature gauge on my car is out by
two degrees.

Speaker 15 (54:41):
Sat the foundation because I've got a turn with it
now too light.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
My skin now roller doort was lipped and I had
to put it down memory.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
I just this my sunglass.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Don't we hear you? We hear you.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
He's Eleanor from West Ride.

Speaker 15 (55:01):
I went to trying to open up the jam that
was in my cabin and I couldn't open it, so.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
I had to walk up to the shops. Just then,
I've just.

Speaker 15 (55:07):
Walked back with a new jar to try and open it.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
No, I understand that completely. I understand you open the
second JARO.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Well I'm still I said, thought better.

Speaker 13 (55:19):
I haven't tried it.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Have you got it there?

Speaker 13 (55:21):
Can you just try it?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Have you cracked it?

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Sounded like you did it?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
No, I hadn't. Did you hear it? Thing propped it?

Speaker 8 (55:33):
I thought there might have been enough trying. You popped it, Eleanor,
well done. We can all carry on the city ground
to a hold. As we all waited for Eleanor to
open her.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Jane, you know, my technique was you turn the jar
upside down, put a blunt knife in and just sort
of pull it out a little bit around the lid
and it pops the seal.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Are you sure that works? That's for me? Doesn't the
jam go everywhere?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
No? No, because the lids on and then you pop
and then you turned upside down, then open it.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
I thought you just bashed it on the kitchen counter.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
You could do that as well, or run under a.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Hot tap, or maybe just some more hand exercise.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Gone by another jar, right, are you too? That's enough.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
We will be back tomorrow. By the way, he go,
I forgot to mention he go. Look at his little face,
he joins us. After at nine o'clock.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
He's giving you the chance, of course, to win the
greatest weekend of your life. Flying to Florida. Big weekend.
You'll see Sting, You'll see Brian Adams. You go to Bermuda.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Casual, not Bermuda Bahamas.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
I bought the shorts and everything.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
You can get lost in Bermuda. You go to the Bahamas.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
That's why they recorded that Beach Boys song, but you
don't like which one is.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
We'll be back from six to night.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Be hearing us again.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Don't worry about it. Good day to you. Well, thank God,
that's over.

Speaker 11 (56:50):
Goode wipe.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
You can catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio
app or wherever you get your podcast.

Speaker 9 (57:02):
Change after

Speaker 6 (57:10):
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