FULL SHOW: Give Us More Of Your Ideas!

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well,
what a show.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Today we head down to the Jones and Amanda Arms
for the pub test. Pigeons. Some people hate them, but
pigeons are living in the cities because of us. We
have lured them into our world so we can make
them work for us. And now we go look at
these horrible pigeons. We'll put them to the pub test.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
We've got a party for our book launch coming up
in a couple of weeks, and we're getting die hard
tragics of the Jones Namanda radio show to recount their
favorite moment on the show.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Bev had a great one today.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
She did. She had a cracker. It's speaking of a cracker.
We make food from TikTok, so you don't have to
It's a very special mashed potato recipe today.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm looking forward to that.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Also, Shaddon No will be joining us in this podcast
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
A miracle of recording. We had so many requests for
them to do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Mistress Amanda and Miss Keller. Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend
in making the tools of the Train I've.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the legendary part.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Jersey and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Congratulations, were there any right now?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Jersey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
S good radio.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Shoot, Timy we're on there. Hello, Amanda, how are you today?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'm very well. How are you going?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I am great?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Guess what's arrived?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
What's arrived your pay packet?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
What comes in that gets caught in your throat. I've
already had one this morning and it comes wrapped in
alfoil and blocks in alfoyl.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's not cocaine again.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, it's Kelly Ferre fiscuits. Yes, Kelly Ferrett has been
listening to us for years. We love her. She's going
to be coming to our party to celebrate twenty years
on air, and her recipe actually is in our book,
Pump up the jam. Every a couple of times a year,
Kelly sends us and biscuits. We're very, very grateful. I've
already had one and it's only five plus six. They
are delicious and the recipe for them is in our book.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yep as a rule, we don't usually eat food that
listeners make.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Because you never know a Jerones, you may have upset someone.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
But I would say it was you.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, I think I wouldn't eat somewhat something. What about
some time listening to Jones.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
About that time they sent you those hash cookies and you're.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Like, hey man, that never happened, Brendan. In fact, no
one sent those No, no, no, no, we made them
at time. You just go hay, So thank you, Kelly.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, good on your key.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
If you'd like to come to our party to celebrate. No,
Bretna not talking to you. I'm talking generically to people.
A couple of chances throughout the show today on how
you can join us. It's going to be at Jackson
on George of the Rooftop Bar ninth of December, Firdest
and the Fundamentals have been playing.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I discovered those guys. I put them on the mat.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
No you didn't, Yeah you didn't, No you didn't, Yeah
I did. You told me about them. But by the
time you you.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Were banging on about your boyfriend's Yochtlee Crewe, and I said,
these guys will blow yacht Lee Crewe out of the wall.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
They did, and they did.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, but they're world famous before you got to them.
They're performed in festivals all over the world.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, but now they've taken off. Now they've gone from
the word of Jones, from the word of the oracle.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, he's talking out of my oracle.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well, it's Wednesday. It's an action pack show. Today.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Wednesday is our ideas day, because twenty twenty six we
head to the fruited plains of Drive time Radio.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
What would you like to have?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
There is sweeter and the grasses green.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Isn't it? Just? What would you like the show to be?
We're trying to build it with you. We've had some suggestions,
most of which Jones has gone.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Nah, they're all dreadful, except for the last week's idea
on motorcycle segment.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
It just need a sexier title.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
No more than that.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
You deliberately.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Someone called up and said, if you do that, I'm
never coming to the fruit of planes, and I agreed
with her.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
You you were like the Volvo to the motorcycle of
that idea.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
You killed it.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
You killed it, happy, happy to do it.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
But we'll put out thinking kettles together and we'll come
up with ideas. Instagram makes us return and we can't
do anything until we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Here it is the tool the question one. The tool
used for cutting grass small weeds in groundcover is called
a whipper wat.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
What's better than John Farnham Jean Farnham when he joined
l RB. Well, I haven't heard this for a while.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I love it and.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
The play songs you like nations.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
There's a bit of trouble that came with a bit
of trouble when John Farnham joined l RB.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Who's caused the trouble?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I think b birtles all but they want I am Google.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
It's Goble in the band. Well, the problem is when
you unleash the Farnham, it's like i' shing the gurka saw.
John Farnham could be singing that or whatever he's singing for.
Remember everything, Remember what he did for Rundell Moreland Adelaide.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
He's saying the hell out for fun. So once you
unleash the farmer.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
And did they feel he was too unleashed?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I think Biebell one of them is a bit cranky
in the band. I can't bbeor Graham. Sorry to smirch,
because that's not cranky on a minute, cranky crank anyway.
One of them said, you know, it's not the John
Farnham show and John her playing to win, because this

(05:47):
is after Glenn Sharreck left.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Without there's not much of a show.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
No no, tell that to Cliff Richard and banned the shadows.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, Little Riverband just became a little bit of a
creep without it, without.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
No original members in the Little River Band anymore. That's
the thing. It's just this band that tours America. But
still now there's a band that tours America, but none
of them are in the band anymore, and they come
and use.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
The name anymore.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
What do they call themselves?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I little catchment area? Really.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I saw a picture the other day of air supply.
I thought it was two old ladies.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
That's what happens when you get older, you get lesbian,
and you turn into an old.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Lesbian Brendan, you were to watch out.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Welcome to the party.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Pal let's get into the mag Seven seven questions. Can
you go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
If you do that, a man will.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Say, next minute, you're Ellenda generator.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Jonathan Carle, Remember he said a great story.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Him and Margo were one day in a shopping center
together and this lady at the shopping center came up.
A shop assistant said, hello, ladies, help help you.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Jeremy how I hello, Jeremy, very good, thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Question number one. The tool used for cutting grass, small
weeds and groundcover is called a whipper.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
What which fabric pattern is associated with Scotland?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh, it's a killed.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Jeremy Brian Brian Ryan with a B has no time?
Run is in Helen's hi Ron.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
We know it's for a kilt. But what's the fabric
called the pattern?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Let's play a riff raff? Yeah, last.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Understand, got to keep out the what song has this
riff run? You know it's missing the rest of the song.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
But other than that, John Farnham, you've put r off.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
He's probably about to answer it run.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Yeah, you put me off. Joni, have no idea.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
That's the song? What that's the riff? What's the song? Podcast?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
We are under the magnives.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
What's a question number three? It's going to Jamie and
the Oaks.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Hi, Jamie, Jamie, this is riff raffett.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh, got to keep out the riff rap of a
C D c anyone go last night? How did the
boys go?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I haven't heard anything, so that could be good or bad?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Jamie? Were you there?

Speaker 7 (08:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Unfortunately, no, no, that was I went on Friday and
they were great.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Well let's assume they were again they were great. What song?
It's not a C D C. But what song has
this riff? Jamie?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Jamie? What's the lady?

Speaker 6 (08:58):
How do collectors?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Do you see what I say? Do we play that?

Speaker 8 (09:04):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
That's a great song? Question number four. The New Zealand
government has announced recently it aims to eradicate feral what
by twenty fifty? Is it A rabbits? B? Cats? C? Wallabies?

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
With cats?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Is cats?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Cats?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
The musical for starters?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
What vitamin is received from sunlight?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Jamie brings you to question six, which festively named insect
traditionally appears across Australia in December. The Christmas beedle.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Christmas basis the old Christmas.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
It's nice, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
But then they just carck it. They come here and
they carck it. What's what's the They come here, they
come here from wherever they've come from underground? Do they
fly into your house? And then they carck it. Have
you not noticed that? Well, they don't come on and
go I'm here now I'm Christmas. They cack it. You
don't have Christmas all year, yeah, but just a Christmas time.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
That's why they call it a Christmas beasl the lifespan
of an insect, there's about a nano second. Yeah, why
would insects? Why would beetles be different? You don't get
a pet beetle that lives till fifty.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
I just feel like it's a Christmas beetle. You know,
now is their time to shine. It's those Christmas warehouses
and they sell their goods for fifty per cent off. Guys,
this is your time if anything, should be marking that
crap up.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
But the Christmas beetle arrives at Christmas. That's its job.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, we're going around in circles. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I don't even want to mention this woman.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
So you do this which senator has been banned from
Parliament for seven days?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's the last will speak of it, Jamie.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
What about Paul.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Two bottles of wine in the background that you know?

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Did you see this the full sized bottle of sax
of salt.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
It's not even like a little sprinkling of salt. It's
like a kilo bottle.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
She knows what she's doing. Look how I'm every person.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
So she made what did she make for it? For Barnaby,
she cooked.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Here's me not wanting to talk about her and to
give her airspace. But she made a salad. She promised
him a home cooked meal. Looks like some sort of
pasta salad dish on site. And then she cooked some
chops on a sandwich. Press that's corl like she's still
in prison.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Be careful you get reveled. You don't have that in prison.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well, she'd no, she was in the clubb Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
But Jamie, congratulations, she won the jam package All coming
away a two hundred dollars fun lab Boucher, Search Strike,
Holy Molly, Hygienk's Hotel or Archie Brothers to book an
end of your function that's actually fun. One hundred and
fifty dollars spent a chart time with the launch of
the iconic og Premium Pearl Milk tea Boulder richer and
more delicious, and Jones in amandic caricatures, feed to Color

(11:46):
and some standard pencils Jamie, don think you'd like to.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Add to this No, have a great day?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yea, and yeah, thank you Jamie. We will in you too. Okay,
can you come to the Fruited Plains with us?

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Oh it's gonna be hardis you're still in the morning there?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Well, Jamie, thank you. But you can stream us. You
can must any time.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
It's extraordinary. You and Jamie just constantly talked over each other.
I don't know that now.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
That's your normally your job, Brendan.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I never talk.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
When the girl opens her mouth, you talk. That's normally
how they go.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I wish the girl opened her mouth less.

Speaker 9 (12:26):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast, What have you done?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Have we got to lay on in case Amanda sweat?
I mean through the German that got a big book
of musical facts on this day. In nineteen eighty nine,
Tina Turner released Simply the Best. Yes, you know it well, I.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Went to see the stage show, you know, the Tina
Turner show. Ye, this song is just you know, when
you hear it in all its glory, so good.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
You know. The year before in nineteen eighty nine, when
Tina released that, Bodie Tyler had a crack at it.
Just before, just the year before.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Obviously it didn't do so well.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
It didn't do so well.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Where it really hit at straps in our country was
in nineteen ninety two. This is when they teamed up
with Well, Tina teamed up with Jimmy Barnes to bring
the might of the song for the NRL.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
She had to throw a ball at Andrew Whdinghusen, one of.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
One of the most successful NRL campaigns.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, not since Thomas cannearly blow the whistle ref has.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
There been a better campaign. I'm joking, of course, he's
Tina and Jimmy together at last to nice. You don't
hear this every day?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
M poor You know what I needed in that rams
warrant earning howls on over the line.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Remember that was and there was the actuality in the song.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
So that was at the time, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
And remember at the time was at full frontal and
they did screaming contest between.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Who Jimmy and Tina. It was a parody. Hello, it's
Jonsey Demanda on gold It is seven.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
He was a parrot in case we weren't.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Just sounded like a German explaining humor for the novelty.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Well, maybe explain the humor. Don't just say remember that
day we saw some humor.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
You're being so tacitur.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh nice, you're playing bingo.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's seventeen to seven, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
The Jonesy demanded breakfast show as we know it will
be no longer.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Were going to do a drive show. But having said that,
we are having a twenty year celebration to celebrate our show.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
And the lord are We're inviting some dignitaries like who
are some big deals, like you know, like a prime
minister and stuff like that, and we're gonna have those people.
We're gonna get people there, you know, so we don't
go out with a whimper. We want some big names.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
We're the big names. It's our it's our part.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
You need a bit of controversy, We'll let me just know.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
We don't How can you not come that? And I
just stay home because.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
If I don't come, that'd be great because that'd be
the controversy.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
We are celebrating the launch of our book, Pump Up
the Jam, twenty years of Jones and Amanda. It's a
fantastic book. Lots of behind the scenes stuff, lots of
last lots of photographs she will. I hope you will
love it. But would you like to come to the
party to launch this book. It's going to be at
Jackson on George. It's the ninth of December, and if
you'd like to join us, register at gold one on

(15:26):
one seven dot com. Do you at the wind page
and tell us just a memory you have of something
that's happened in the last twenty years's tickled your fancy.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Beverly Watts has written one of my favorite and there
are many in where it is where Jonesy goes over
to Amanda's to help her son Jack with the death.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Sto remember and Minnie was a little puppy and Jack
was a little puppy.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Amanda bustles in with snacks. As she's leaving, Jonesy calls out,
thank you, missus Keller, which is funny in itself.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Because we all know she's never been missus Keller.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
No one ever calls me missus Keller while lady.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
She goes back to check on them and the lego
is abandoned and they are playing a Nintendo or similar.
Amanda screechs reach what's happening and tells Jonesy to get out.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
In a very small voice, Jake says, you better go
and I'll see you at school tomorrow. Highly amusing.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
It was. It was cute and because of that, Beverly,
you're going to be coming to the party with us.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
This is how it went down.

Speaker 10 (16:29):
On this one, Ring the sword, Ring, the sword.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Spring.

Speaker 9 (16:57):
She was I'm high some refreshments.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
How are you going to the disk start?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
You're not true good, she's not feelers.

Speaker 11 (17:12):
I'll leave the cake here, okay, if.

Speaker 12 (17:15):
Anything, just give me a whims just like she's on
the telly, Still on the telly.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
How's it all?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Girls?

Speaker 11 (17:25):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Come on, so Mom, we're going to get past made.

Speaker 12 (17:40):
Place.

Speaker 8 (17:48):
Yeah, you're home. Man, you're going to go.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Jack is now twenty two. He still hasn't finished that thing,
as you remind him every time you see the.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Big fire in the world.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
How can we have a fully operational battle station when
it's all in bits in your attic storage.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Space and I don't even have an addict.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy the man of
arms for the pub test. Pigeons, do they passed the
pub test?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Sarah Paulsen is one of my favorite actresses.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Who is Sarah Pauls.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
She's a fabulous American actress. She unfortunately or fortunately is
in that dreadful show with Kim Kudash and also there
where they play really two dimensional lawyers.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I don't want to give that show any oxygen. But
what else has she been in other than that?

Speaker 13 (18:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Look, a million films, a million television shows.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
She's great. You'll have to go fast than the furious.
That's it.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
She was in Fast and Furious all the time. All
the time, she was fast and she was furious. But
she has come out in defense of pigeons.

Speaker 14 (18:57):
Okay, I don't think so, honey, that the pigeon is
a rat with wings. I feel very, very triggered by this.
I want you to understand something about a pigeon. Pigeons
have been taught to be near us, to carry our massa,
just to our loved ones. Pigeons have been they meet
for life. First of all, they are not dirty. We
made them our city dwellers so that we could get

(19:18):
them to take information to far away lands, to stop wars,
to tell somebody you love them. They were our messengers
of our heart, our minds, our brains. It was their
job to do work for us. Pigeon hate must stopped.
I'm calling on the world to stop hating on the pigeon.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I did a story on pigeons for beyond two thousand,
and they work in very interesting communities. One of them
in the flock will know where the grain is, one
will know that there's a lady that feeds them at
three o'clock, one will know where the water is. And
collectively as a flock they survive. They are very collectivist.
Is that the word so as a way for society
to work. Pigeons are very clever. But people, as as

(19:55):
Sarah said, we have brought them into the cities and
people now don't like them. They stand on them. They
call them rats with wings.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
People stand on pigeons.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Well, they pooh everywhere. They were people of pigeons, And
if one of your local neighbors is feeding them, everyone goes, oh, yack,
all these pigeons everywhere. They're not loved.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I have no beef for pigeons.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
I was riding along on my motorcycle the other day
and there was a ute with a box of pigeons.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
On the back. It's cheating, old box geting. They can
fly and they were just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
I pulled up with the lights next to them, and
they all just came over and were just looking at me.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
They actually came over to the other side of the cage.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I was just sitting there on my bike looking at
these pigeons, and I said, this is great.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Look at these pictures.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Where are they're going?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
I don't know what a mystery? Do you think people
eat them?

Speaker 7 (20:41):
All?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
They're racing pigeons?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Well, there's probably racing pigeons in some we're flying quick
when you some cultures they do eat them, but they're
bread for meat. The ones we have here are bread
for meat pigeon. Will you eat a chicken and a spatchcock?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I don't eat spatchcock. Why not because spatchcock baby chicken.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
No, they're not. It's a particular kind of chicken, isn't it.
Or is that a quail?

Speaker 3 (21:01):
No, dispatchcock is a chicken, A little baby chicken that
hasn't grown to full size.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
So you ned an egg that didn't get much of
a chance.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I don't know eggs. I think I'm going to drop eggs.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
From my Report's unfertilized though, Okay, it's just word egg
are fertilized at this time of day. Okay, well, actually
look at this Brendan in my bag getting out. What's
that a boiled egg that I've got in my hand?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Coming?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
You're going to become the pigeon lady, I reckon, you
said you like that. One day I'm going to go
past Circular Key and there will be this strange looking
woman with a hat and a pigeon on top, and
look at that poor thing.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
And I go, oh, hello, Amanda, how are you?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
You just said that you like them?

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I like pigeons.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
A spash cock is a bird like a chicken that's
been prepared for cooking. So it's different. Now that's aspat chicken.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Anyway, spasch cock is the right, like I understand what's
happening here.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Spatch cock.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
He's a form of pull the backbone out, let's squish
it flat.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
But it also is typically a young chicken. All right,
you might have been right with that.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, the caloo collids.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Forget that imagined that you can manage to grow right
up to being a big check.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
And then you eat it. What's the like fog or legal?
I said, bo anyway? Any game with this counsel?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
What I'm saying, is pigeons do they passed the pub test?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Give us a call, jama Jack goes to great job,
do it.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
I just got a text from Nolsey shaon Nolas Center
text I made how I has everything going? My new
song has come out. His new song has dropped today.
Have you heard his new song?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well, it's just dropped today. How would I have heard it?
What's it called?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
It's called what You're made of, Master? Not not what.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
You I dream of, Genie, what You're made of master?

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Let me get it up. This could be a big thing. Sorry,
now it's I'm working having him from my phone. We'll
sketch through, just to the hook.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Why are we bother playing music when we can just
play it from your phone? Like it?

Speaker 7 (23:22):
How?

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Well, what we should do let's get a better version
of that and we'll play it.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
You know what we should do is we should invite
Nulesy to our shindy.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, and you know what else?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Because you know what, remember when we moved into the
new building here and he came in and he did lift?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Remember that how hard?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
And we did have a lift because the stairs rom
sixteenth floor?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Why did you just call it? Lotus? Strong Strong shouldn't
make lifts, they do make lists. Don't complain.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Why don't we get him on the show?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
When when today? Have we got anyone on the show today?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Get him on the show.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
You and me, let's go long. And that's the power
that Nolesy has. Also, the pub test is coming up.
Pigeons Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (24:16):
I don't know you know who's a big fan of pigeons.
This man affiliation, isn't that right, Billy?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
He loves La Sham podcast.

Speaker 10 (24:27):
When God, I want you to get on right now.

Speaker 12 (24:32):
I'm your windows over, stick your head on.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
A yell hell.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Down to the jonesy demand of arms. Pigeons, do they
pass the pub test? Your friend Sarah Paulson.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
This actress, she was on a podcast where you're supposed
to come out and say I hate this or what
I'm triggered by this and heard the segment is called
I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Okay, which is could be I'm triggered.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
By this, could be any of that. Here's what she
was triggered by.

Speaker 14 (25:02):
I am calling on the world to stop hating on
the pigeons.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Pigeons have been taught to be near us in our cities,
through years of carrying our messages to loved ones, of
helping us fight wars in far away lands. She said
that they have smart brains, they mate for life, they're
not dirty. But because we've encouraged them, we've used them.
We bring them into our cities and then people now
complain that they're everywhere Pigeons. Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Pigeons helped us in the war. I attended the Australian
Signal Corps a couple of weekends ago when printers and
was here and we released some pigeons in the World
War two box honoring the pigeons in the war that
helped in the war. In Australia and around the world.
We race pigeons here in Sydney. I'm all for pigeons.

Speaker 11 (25:47):
Well, it's not actually the pigeon, it's the people that
feed them. So the people that lived behind us too
early because they were renting, would come out every morning
put their scraped out attract the pigeons. We had hundreds.
They sat on my roof, pooped all around my house.
I couldn't pull my clothes on the line until they moved.
It was ridiculous. So stop the people feeding the pigeon

(26:09):
in a residential area goes through them up part but
not near a house.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I think they think it's like World War one or
two or something, because they just have bombing raids.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
And you know, it's very hard.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
To get a pool off your car or whatever, but
it's even worse when it lands on you.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
What would you rather a pigeon or a seagull?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Pigeons don't eat your chips?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, you don't see pigeons hanging around.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Pigeons eat chips.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
They eat a chip.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Well, then why don't they go to the beach.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Why don't pigeons go to the beach. You don't see
a pigeon at the beach.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, maybe there's seagulls are very territorial. We're raising more
questions than we can answer.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
And why does seagulls hang around the tip?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Like really, you've got all these great other places to
hang around, So.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
They're not all seagulls live near a beach. Some have
to make do it.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
They're a seagull, you know, Like, I know the chip
is rich pickings. But having said that, I'd rather be
at the beach chips going through someone's garbage.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
I destroy in New York once beyond to thousand on
the world's the biggest garbage dump.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
It was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Pigeons were the size of pelicans. I mean the seagulls
were the size of pelicans.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
They weren't pelicans.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
No, no, you mention.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
It the only pelican there was you doing the story
that you'd always get centered the terrible parts.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Why did I go to Amsterdam? Not into the city,
just come giants centrifuged. That's a few kilometers out of town.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
We've got to see this uranium dump, Amanda, that's.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Standing around a pond. And I found myself saying, this
is the world center for dinghy fever. I thought, what
am I doing?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Why are in CenTra pe? Why eating chips at the
beach at seventeen per seven? Just got a text back
from Nausey. He's in and started, what did you do?

Speaker 9 (27:58):
It a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slav of meat.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I would say that to.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
My dog, TikTok tuck of time. And in the States,
they're all gearing up for Thanksgiving and some of the
recipes look intriguing. You are the one that told me
Brendan many years ago probably twenty years ago that turkey
has tripped to fane in it, which makes you drowsy.
So this is it.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
It's sleepy and goes home.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, all sleeps on the couch and stays for a week.
This is an antidote to that. It's a blue energy
mashed potato. So we're making mashed potato. But for some
reason we put energy drink. That's the liquid with which
we make our instant mashed potato. And then we had
and it's Amanda, but thanks after all these years. And

(28:47):
then we had some blue dye to it for some
unusual reason to make it look more festive. Can you
crack open those cans of energy drink for me? Thank
you for pull them in three cans?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Please?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
What's am I helping you out in the.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'm going to turn this on, so we bring this. Oh,
come on, you're deliberately spurting it.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I'm not spurting anything.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Come on. That's two. You've got crack open the third.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Right, this is I'm like your little soux chef.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah, is that what it's called?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
You know when you have all the prep?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
No, the prep is called isn't that your mess on
plate or something? Or other miss or play something like that.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Is that fridge? Yes? Because I know Chinese.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
So anyway, we're putting in so hungry. Oh okay, we're
putting in three cans of energy drinks. Tell me when
you're starting, because I won't be able to tell them.
Thiss you alert me. So three cans of energy drink.
We're bringing that to the boil. I've turned that on,
haven't I? That is while that's happening. I'm going to
bring that to the boil and it's on.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
It doesn't look like it's on.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Now it's on. Okay, don't touch my things. Mom said
you're not allowed to touch them while that's happening. I'm
going to bring that to the ball and soon I'm
going to put in some dried mashed potato, the old
deb style, as you say. But I'm also going to
make a gravy.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Who's going to make the gravy?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
I am two and a half tablespoons of this of
grave ox. You can help with this, mister helper. Can
you help mommy in the kitchen? Can you pour the
kettle that is salt into their red wine tomato sauce?
Pouch that around. So we're going to make a nice
gravy so that the potato will be blue, but the

(30:25):
gravy will be brown. I don't remember Paul Kelly singing
that line. So anyway, look what's happening here. This is
starting to bubble. I'm talking now about the what's that
called the energy drink to this thought it's all stinky.
To this, I'm adding my instant mashed potato and I'm going.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
To stir that up.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
It won't be after I've stirred it, I hope. Look
at this, that looks like spew. All right, that's being
made with its energy drink. We're going to bring all
that once. What's it saying here? You boil the energy
drinks in with the potato mix. That's what's happening now.
Once the potato is thickened, I add blue food dye

(31:05):
and mix it up. Why, that's what the TikTok recipe says.
Look that is thickening. Look at it.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Look at it.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Look at it, Brendan, look at it. Did you just
to have dead mashed potato when you were young?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
I used to love it.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
When I was in Scouts, Skip would say, boys.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Skip he was the head of the band.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
He wasn't a bush kangaroo.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
We were in Sea Scouts.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
They say, boys gather and eat me dead potato, and
we enjoyed it just on its oign.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, we just love it. Simple times.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Don't careful, careful. I've got a nice shirt on today.
All right, now look at that that has gone and.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
We play a game of shirts and skins this.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Do you think that's lumpy or do you think that's okay?
So what they say when you saw it with your
shirt on, Brendan, why don't we go to the news
and when we return we can eat this rough Jonesy
and Amanda.

Speaker 10 (32:00):
Podcast great names.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
I'm just over Amanda's side of the desk here as
you whip up.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I think you just spatted it.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
I think you did. I saw liquid come out of
your mouth and go.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Into our kitchen hand days down the snow.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
We're making our blue energy mashed potato. So if you're concerned,
say you're hosting an event Christmas is coming up, but
this was a Thanksgiving dish mashed potato. But if you've
got turkey on the side, this will keep people awake
because it's made with three cans of energy drink and
instant mash. It's now time for me to add five
drops of blue food dyve five drops one oh.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Or just one big bottle of it.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Well, no, look, that wasn't too much. Maybe I need
to add some more. What do you think?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
We'll keep whipping it up, and we've.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Made gravy, so this is going to be blue mash
with brown gravy.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Okay, will you whip that up.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
We'll put some Georgio moroder on, and then when we
come back we'll enjoy the blue energy mashed potato webjam.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Start what you do that? You do it?

Speaker 9 (33:16):
That's a fancy the moldy bacteria invested slab.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Of meat fall off the.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
I would say that.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
To my dog. Blue energy mashed potato. We're making dead
mashed potato or just you know, instant mashed potato with
three cans of energy drink. We've heated that up and
now I've added Then I've added five drops thereabouts of
blue food dye. So it looks like a Smurf dinner. Yep,
we've got blue mashed potato. I'm not going to serve

(33:46):
that into bowls. I'll turn this off here, blue energy.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
It's nice to have some well, I guess you're used
to a bit of bde in the studio.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Okay, that looks like ice cream. Do you know when
they're apparently doing commercials for ice cream, they use mashed
potato because it holds its shape?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, everyone knows that.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Did you know that? Brian?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Shut up? Everyone knows that. Johnny Dumbo even knows that.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
So there we go. I've now I've put a little
scoop of blue mashed potato in each of our bowls,
and on top of that, I had a dollop of
brown gravy. M Oh, look that.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Blue and bread.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
You were supposed to have mixed that? What's that? Let's
just be granules? What's that? Andrs and granules? Not very
nicely mixed?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
I love that dead potato instant mash your Scouts days,
he said, Well, when I was in Scouts, Skip and
Taker's camping and we'd all gathered around the billy and.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
All you'd eat is mashed potato.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
They might be sausages.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Okay, there you go, Brian Brendan, there you go. When
I say three, we're going to bite into this. So
it's got energy, drink, instant mashed potato and gravy, I.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Say, you eat with your eyes and this looks.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
No, no, I could drink gray, but the sweetness of
that energy drink has wrecked that mass potato.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
That's weird. I want to go back because it's so weird.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, tell me what you're feeling.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
It is once you get used to it, Once you
get used to it, it's have another crack with the gravy.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
It's no, I don't know you need more gravy because
there's a sweetness to the mash that you don't need.
And I'm getting heart palpitations, are you?

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
And be like one of those kids at school is
where's body blue?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
That's right here in the spot.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
All right, well, you've besmirched my good name blue energy
mashed potato. This recipe will be on our socials if
you want to try this at Christmas. I'm having some
heart palpitations because of the energy nature of these drinks
and it doesn't look great. But apart from that, go fer.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
It's worth a crack.

Speaker 9 (36:06):
Podcast Jones and a Man during the Morning on Gold
one one seven, and.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
I usually do the intros, but I feel that I
want to do one of those big you know there
when you hear an ad for an artist and they
do a big intro.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Do it?

Speaker 2 (36:21):
You've got the big voice, Shannon. No, he's given us
a legacy since two thousand and three. What are the means?
He made the world shine? He performed at our new
building just last year? How hard?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Good?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
A list of great don't drop what I'm doing? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (36:48):
And now new music from Nosey.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Oh that's word.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
What You're made of drops today?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
That's great? You like that?

Speaker 13 (37:01):
So?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Can we get the man on himself?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Shannon?

Speaker 4 (37:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Shannon No?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Hello?

Speaker 12 (37:06):
How good?

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I guys?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
How are you? How are you? Bra well?

Speaker 11 (37:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Really good?

Speaker 11 (37:10):
Mane really good?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
There are you guys?

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Good?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
What are you bench pressing? Right now?

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Around the around one hundred?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Killos?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Mat?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
See what happened? Elsey and I? We have a bench
off and I dropped a truck back. I dropped a
truck battery on.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
My wrists last Tuesday, So I can't lift anything. I
can list a bag of fairy floss.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
But before that, you went anywhere near a hundred kilo?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
I used to do one hundred? You know? Is that?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
How much?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Hundred?

Speaker 13 (37:35):
Ki?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
What Shannon's bench pressing here?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Have you seen him as a beast?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
There's like a car that's not a car.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Shannon, back to the music, tell us about your new song,
how this coming?

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 12 (37:49):
Yeah, No, I wrote this one a couple of years ago.
I'm just really struggd about the storyline of it. It's
once again, it's a positive storyline when someone believes in
somebody that doesn't quite believe in themselves one hundred percent,
you know, and just seeing what they can and trying
to encourage them to be the very best they can be.
So I think it's been a positivity music days. So yeah,

(38:10):
I'm really pad of this one.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Does someone play that role for you? Are you the
kind of guy that needs someone to boost Yeah?

Speaker 12 (38:17):
You know, I think well before I went on the
show on Idol, I had a few friends and family
save you're seeing that the ads for il, we really
think you should go on it, So like that was
enough for me to sort of push me that little
bit of extra further to really go out and find out,
you know, if find out what I was made off.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah, and you've said yourself, do you think if you
didn't have the backstory that you had, that you would
have gone through on idle?

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Not sure, mate, I.

Speaker 12 (38:42):
Definitely think it was definitely part of it.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
You know, you get to know so much about you.

Speaker 11 (38:46):
Know who they are and who the contestants.

Speaker 12 (38:49):
Are, where they've come from. So definitely would have helped
in the long run, mate, I think, but hopefully, Yeah,
it was good enough to stay around twenty two years later.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Well, here you are kicking bum and with your songwriting.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Do you sit at home and tell the kids to
rack off and you lock yourself in a room? How
does it work?

Speaker 12 (39:07):
Yeah, it's a little it's a little different sometimes, you know.
I think when you're in that songwriting space, you know,
you're much more aware of things going on around you.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
You can sort of.

Speaker 12 (39:16):
Hear someone talking at a cafe or something, go like
just telling the story, and you're like, wow, that's that's
pretty cool, you know. So I always you're just much
more open to suggestion. I suppose when you're listening and
listening to.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
People, Yeah, is that your new song? I'll have white
and one thanks.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
It could be who knows what he knows. I was
just thinking, how we've got our book launch on the
ninth of December, December, but you can come along. You
don't have to perform, you don't have to do it.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
If you like part of us for twenty years. Kids,
love you to come if.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
You want to come along missus.

Speaker 12 (39:55):
It would be great to be great guys if I'm
in town gaol. That's really appreciate all the support you
guys give me over the years.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
It's been fantastic.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Well you're the easiest person to support when you're benching
that one hundred kilos. Imagine Amanda and I just standing
there now Lycra saying come.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
On mate, come on?

Speaker 12 (40:12):
Yeah, yeah right absolutely, you.

Speaker 13 (40:15):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Help am understanding there? Do you even lift?

Speaker 6 (40:20):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Do you even lift? Come on?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Come on what you're made off? Let's have a listen
again into it, Brian put it on.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I love it, Nasey, I love everything you do. You
have our thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Ready support and this is out today.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
It's out today. You can get it. Where do you
get it from, Nausey Yeah.

Speaker 12 (40:38):
Spotify and it's on all the platforms mate, so.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
And where you get the song from? Not where you
get it from? Ye, it's on all the all the
music platforms.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Mane, good work, Shanks join, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Guys, Thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Take Jis.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Right now. What's the free money?

Speaker 14 (41:00):
Eastern and Amanda's.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
What you're made of?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You pass if
you don't know an answer, We'll come back to that
question of time permits. You get all the questions right here.
It is one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
You can walk away with a thousand dollars and how
handy would that be at this time of year?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Handy, pandy?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Or you can make it two thousand dollars by answering
a bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Terry is in Norellan.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Hello Terry, Hello.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
How are you very well? Let's see what we can
do so high day, Terry. That's if you can buy
you a cool pop, you get a lot of You
get a lot of zuper dupers. For this with two
thousand dollars a facebread.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Super dupers, you ruin zoper dupers.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
WHI have?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Why because when you had your babies.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Oh that's right, they gave them to you to put
down your decks.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, and then you stood contemplating which one is.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
I only like the red ones. I don't want to
use a yellow one anyway. Anyway, enough of that Terry
eyes to the front. Ten questions sixty seconds. If you're
not sure, say passed. We might have time to come back. Okay, okay,
thank you, Terry, he comes. Question number one? What color
is a strawberry?

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Read?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Question two? What comes next? Five? Ten? Fifteen, twenty twenty five?
Question three? Which animal is pregnant for up to twenty
two months?

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Elephant?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Question four? In which country did benet sauce originate? Frank?
Question five? Tulip, daisy and orchards are types of what flowers?
Question six? Who sings the song? Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 12 (42:31):
Past?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Question seven? According to military time, there are how many
hours in a day?

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Twenty four?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Question eight? What's the common name for the clavicle?

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Shoulder man?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Question nine? We give it to him? Yes quick? In
poker poker? What term is used for five cards of
the same suit?

Speaker 14 (42:52):
Straight?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (42:53):
That's a flush flash?

Speaker 15 (42:55):
A flash flash?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
That one didn't I very good? Shoulder bone? I think
that's closerough.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Break the shoulder bones differnent to the colar bar?

Speaker 11 (43:04):
Is it colar bone?

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Fair enough?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Are they different?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
They come out with it, Terry, But we like you
what at Pink Pony clubs?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
It's chapel Roon at the Pink Pon. It's Chapel Roone
who sings that, not Brenda, the shoulder and collar bone
are not the same thing. I was wrong in giving you.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
A second well to day, the first time a man
has ever been wrong, Terry.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
At least you wouldn't.

Speaker 11 (43:25):
Say that, thank you for the second chance for me
to fluff it up.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Oh that's right here, you fluff on the radio. The
universe stepped in. Well coming out next, it's Ideas Wednesday.
Every Wednesday we take we get in a pile. We
take your ideas about what you'd like to see on
our drive showing.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
So far, there's only been one good idea.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
That was the motorcycle sect.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
I thought, this is what I worked with was pretty good.
We still haven't had pun hour. That's up for grabs.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
We'll talk about that next. On gold.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Shit Podcast twenty twenty six, we head to the fruited
plains of drive time radio.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
It's only a few weeks left on the Brink Show.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
On Wednesday, we all get in a pile. Wednesday is
the day we come up with the ideas to take
to the fruit planes. Thus far, the fruited plains fruited
and green that they are, but breaft of ideas.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Well, you've gone knacked to an inordinate amount of them.
I haven't minded them.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
So I'm doing radio for a long time in the
city and largely without boasting about it. Fairly successful, and
I know what's good and what's not on the radio.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Well, then why are we even asking people join? We
want to show you want to hear.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Sometimes someone came up with Battle of the sexes, and
that seemed to work.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Battle of the exes. Oh, hang on, hang on a minute,
copy right now.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
So Wednesday is when you come up with the ideas.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
We then deem whether that idea is balloon worthy. That is,
then put on a coat worn by me. Then you
throw darts at me to select the idea.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Could be more streamlined, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
I think it needs more and more fruit. It's thus
far we've had. Laughter is the best medicine in offensive jokes.

Speaker 8 (45:07):
So you heard the.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Restaurants as they've opened up on the moon.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Great food, but no atmosphere, threadful.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
We've had kids carpool carry out. I thought it was cute, dreadful?

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Are you mean impressions which I thought.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
It's a great pleasure to talk to your people.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Get rid of it.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Silence Golden, just to explain that that's where people ring up.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
And can say anything, and you have to Brendan Jones,
shut your piehole.

Speaker 11 (45:36):
My cat, she's the greatest thing in my.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Dreadful this is what I work with. This wasn't bad, Dad.
We worked in a pretty small office.

Speaker 14 (45:44):
There was a guy and he was a serial fighter.

Speaker 15 (45:47):
I used to work with somebody who I used to
only eat them jars of artichope and cover soup flows.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
I used to work with the boss that every meeting
it was like, I treat to you like my family
and slacked.

Speaker 14 (45:57):
Us all that he went bankrupt.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
Do you know how you staring at your face right
with a gritty little thing. And I work with somebody
who actually used acid.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yes, so that wasn't bad.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
There was the goodles, the antithys of the gulies, just
good stories.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Can you hear us? Tell us your good news? This
is going well, my good news.

Speaker 16 (46:18):
It's a beautiful day, and I pick up puppies.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Thank you, Adam, thank you for proving my point. You
weren't happy with that last week. We got this. This
is dreadful idea.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
I think we should have a motorcycle segment.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
No, it was as boring as you could imagine.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Mary has joined us. What about a ladies pectin.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Hatter than a lady on a motor motorcycle segment?

Speaker 15 (46:45):
What have you got last Christmas? My like iris, we're
doing the usual Christmas hand raffles and but they also
had another promotion going where you could win vespers.

Speaker 11 (46:58):
Yeah, I thought, well, I'll find my membership cards.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Chicken in the barrel?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Do you write it?

Speaker 15 (47:07):
Unfortunately, due to injuries and other health issues, he has
been sitting in my backyard because I can't get my
motorbile license have a motorbike license to write?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah, of course you do.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
And is that the sexy enough story for you? Brendan?

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Okay, even you were disappointed. Brendan, It wasn't the sexy
female story.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
It's the name motorcycles.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Well, what would you.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Like to explore with us?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
One of these ideas might be will be on a
balloon tomorrow and who knows what will happen.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Did you say we on a balloon?

Speaker 1 (47:45):
I'm going to put that with Battle of the Excess,
We on a balloon. I'm writing number two on one.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
That's sort of writing.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Then thirteen fifty five twenty two is our number. This
meeting is the brainstorming session is in session.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Gem Gold. Hello, it's Jonesy, Amanda. It's Wednesday. Wednesday is
ideas Day.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
What ideas are we taking to the fruited plains of
drive time radio next year?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
We'd like you to join in as to what you'd
like us to have on the show. As Jonesy said,
no idea is a bad one until he goes Nah.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Well, largely the ideas have been not great.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
One of them will be test driven tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Bridget has joined us.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Hi, Bridget, what would you like to say? Right?

Speaker 17 (48:31):
Good moy Okay, I'm calling this one. Jones is big
twelve inch dot dot dot Now, Jonesy, I think this
is going to be right up your alley because you
have a headful of a library of music. So I've
got the idea from Gold. On Sunday we went for
a drive listening to the radio, and I think it
was he goes. He played a twelve inch version of

(48:53):
King of Wish for Thinking by go Wet. And there
is something about twelve inch records that just sound so
fantastic and amazing, And I think maybe instead of your
fight for flashback, you can do twelve inch versions of
music that we haven't heard forever because it's just an extend.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
It's an extended version. It was a big deal. Didn't
do a twelve inch version anymore?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Is normally on our commercial radio. You want your songs
to be short, slay them chipmunk style, jokie. Would you
be up for you twelve inch?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, most to chop a bit off, write
it down on the blues.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
I like a Bridget.

Speaker 17 (49:32):
Thanks for thank you.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Bridget Page is joice?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Hello Page? What would you like to see on the
Drive Show?

Speaker 6 (49:40):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (49:41):
James and Amanda?

Speaker 6 (49:42):
This is one that you've done before, but it's a
good one. Tales of the mother in Law?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Have you got one to kick us off?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (49:51):
I've always got one.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
I did.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
I did bring up a couple of years ago, and
I almost want a car from it. When my mother
in law photoshops my wrinkle when I was like thirty five.
Now that I'm really fifty three, I could understand if
she did it now, but when I was thirty five, I.

Speaker 15 (50:07):
Didn't need it.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
She photoshopped.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
You remember me calling about that.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Wow, so she photo shopped it so you wouldn't look
so old.

Speaker 11 (50:21):
Yeah, it is brilliant, pretty cool, like Tales Are.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
The Mother and Other every week.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
That's monster in.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
It's a little bit of trouble drama though.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
We Yeah, I don't mind it. Thank you page Nathan
has joined Nathan, what would you like to have?

Speaker 16 (50:41):
I got your call where iPhone up off air and
give you a bit of dirt on my friend? And then
Nate called, and then you guys call them back and
sort of pretend you're off duty police officer or a
shop owner and try and suck them in.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
What you do to an enemy.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
If you're doing that to your friend, I need to
be a police. A little voice in, I know that
got your car really fickle it?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Well, look Nathan, Nathan's throwing his.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Own voice, Nathan. Thank you. Your little kids there in
the background, high kids. Oh they love you, Nathan.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Please on them for starting right.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Brian would just stop writing stuff.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
We're going to write it all down.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
We have to write everything down. I'm not made of
balloons and pins.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
We go to can take more of your calls. Thirteen
fifty five, twenty two Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Podcast The Legendary Burt Jonesie Amanda the Actress, As.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
We look to the Fruit of Plains of Drive Time
Radio for twenty twenty six, and we are bereft of ideas,
although I will say Wednesday is ideas Day.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
We get the ideas down.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Brian writes the ideas with a texture onto the balloons,
very generously, the balloons and the textus today I'll say.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
He writes a number that will chorus is bond with
the idea. Those balloons will be put onto a coat
to be worn by you tomorrow. Brendon, I'll be blindfolded.
I can't remember why, and I'll throw a dart at you.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Are you blind fold for? That makes no sense? And anyway,
it's not like you can aim for any number because
you do not prove you to the list.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
I just enjoy it. And anyway, whichever balloon gets popped,
that's the topic for discussion for the tribal Drum that day.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Wednesday's ideas Day, and we have Fiona with us.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
By Fiona, what do you think we should be bringing
to the fruited Plains?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Kai?

Speaker 5 (52:34):
How you doing?

Speaker 11 (52:35):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Very well?

Speaker 11 (52:37):
Excellent?

Speaker 4 (52:37):
All right?

Speaker 11 (52:38):
So I'm taking inspiration from a radio duo, and I
think the segment should be called.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Are you still there?

Speaker 2 (52:50):
What's happened?

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Sorry?

Speaker 11 (52:53):
The line went dead?

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah? Right?

Speaker 17 (52:54):
Where did you sorry?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Where?

Speaker 11 (52:57):
Where did you hear that from?

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Where did you hear?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Are you taking inspiration, Fiona from when Brendan quoted information
to me that I, in fact had given to him
the week before about Kale?

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Did you know about Kale?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
We could call this segment. You don't listen to a
word I say, you don't know? I'm very happy with that.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Just hold back.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
No, I'm very happy.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Thank you. Tracy is with us?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Hi, Tracy, what would you like to hear mining guys
weird and wacky laws from around the world? Because you
do think you can't hold a rabbit in Wisconsin and.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Stuff like that.

Speaker 11 (53:33):
Yeah, you can't fly in.

Speaker 15 (53:35):
A air balloon with a rooster in New Zealand?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Real true?

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Is it true?

Speaker 1 (53:42):
What about the other football teams?

Speaker 2 (53:45):
That's true?

Speaker 4 (53:46):
No, it's true.

Speaker 16 (53:48):
What and in Switzerland?

Speaker 11 (53:50):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Anditz you can't in Switzerland.

Speaker 11 (53:53):
You can't own one goldfish? You have to own more
than one. Is it illegal to only have one?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Actually, you've been a fond of information.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Tracy.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Thanks, that's quite interesting.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Borderline lame.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
No, I don't think it is. Thank you, Tracy has
joined us, Swayne, What are we going to be doing
next year? What would you like to hear?

Speaker 7 (54:13):
It's going to be called apology accepted. Someone will phone
in that they might need an apology. They've forgotten an anniversary,
or maybe they did something years ago and they will
now want to apologize. And what they do is they're you in,
and you too, apologize to that person on their behalf.
They accept apology. See where we goes, see how good

(54:36):
you are and apologizing on behalf of them.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
So, for example, if the people who have just been
arrested for robbing the Louver called us, we then phone
the love and say sorry this has happened, and see
how good.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
So we've got Pierre on the life.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
I can really imagine Jonesy getting them out of that.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Well, I'm pretty good at getting people out of stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Accept apology got a snappy title.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
I like it. You know what, today, I think we're
on the same page.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
I think I've enjoyed a lot of these ideas. Thank
you very much. One of these will become a reality.
Tomorrow along pun Hour. I'm still going to put that
on a balloon.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Podcast.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Robert Irwin's Grand Final on Dancing with the Stars, that's
happening at our time two o'clock this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I just checked the GPT and I garbled my prompt.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Robert Owen Stroy your time.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
But I think it's going to happen this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Digital Jenner has been comparing me to my time on
Dancing with the Stars in twenty thirteen, with his time
on Dance with.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
The Stars comparing to loose term.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
And then you went on Dancing with the Stars back
in two thousand and six, twenty years here, remember how
you ended up on that show. The Channel seven were
keen to get you on the show. You said no
a lot of times.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
I was asked to go on season two.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
I think yeah, But you went on there, and you
were on there where Chris Hemswire.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
I know, Bris Hemsworth is gormlessly standing in the background.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
We spent a bit of time with Hemsey back then
and his younger brother who was still at school, Liam Whatevers.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Because someone that worked on our show was going out
with him. So we spent a bit of social time
with him. You always great to hang out with.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
But what we've managed to get from Channel seven your
time on Dancing with the Stars was not available for
love nor much.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
I've had to spend a lot of money to have
it put away.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
We couldn't find it anywhere.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
But thanks to Digital Jenna, she has dug up your
final appearance on Dancing.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
And she's put it on our socials and it's the
cutest thing I got. I get emotional very easily, as
you know, but I've got emotional looking at it because
there's Harley looking well and gorgeous, and there's Jack who's
probably two, and Liam who's four, so adorable, and I
sound so posh. Thank you to my family. They're here tonight.
They've been up to hear them.

Speaker 18 (56:48):
This is Liam, come on.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Come on, oh, they come.

Speaker 18 (56:54):
An emotional moment with the Harley, I've just been fantastic
and he's done the Washington, done all those things. But
it's been a fantastic journey and I've loved it, and
these people are fair, are just great. And to Charve I,
I've had a wonderful time you about ten weeks of
making a new friend, and I really loved it, really
I really loved it.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
I'd be half of everyone to you in the green
room and that we're going to miss.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
You so badly. You're just one of the brightest, wittiest,
most wonderful women I think on radio, on television.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
See your next Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Okay, Jay, everyone's a critic.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
I see you next Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
All right, Darryl, thank you could.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Get a bit bitter towards the end of things.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
You know what we should do now because digital Jenna
was saying that all your dancers are coming.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
No, no, then we could get my dance and.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Your dance, because you know what, we're on the same time,
the same length of time on that show.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Are we to do a little bit of a compare
and contrast?

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Oh, Brandon, this, no, it's not. This is a long
time ago. It matters more to you than it matters
to me. I went on to host it. We do
never talk about that.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Of course we could talk about you being a great host?

Speaker 16 (58:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Meaning you know I didn't just dance. Yeah, I don't
want to look at my dancing.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Sure, everyone wants to look at it.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Remember the cartwheel that I attempt Oh, we got to dig.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Up the car no, please, I will get generonto.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Not enough cottontails in the world. Podcast Ey, we have
one and a half weeks for you to get your
goolies in hereause after that we start counting down our
finalists to twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
What have we got today?

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Hi, guys? What gets my goolies is? I love a
pun as much as an ex person. And Amanda really
missed the opportunity to call the segment it's all pun
and games, but that abomination of a motorcycle segment, I
mean the cycle of life.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
It practically writes the themes on itself. They mucked it up.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
I like the pun situation.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Out of the bad with the good. If you contact
is five the iHeartRadio app. It is seven to night.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
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Speaker 2 (59:16):
You mate.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Actress Sarah Paulson made a strong statement in defense of pigeons.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Apparently people don't like pigeons.

Speaker 14 (59:21):
I am calling on the world to start heating on
the pigeon.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Well, someone you know, this is the thing. Lots of
people call them rats of the sky. People who don't
appreciate them. Were many on our pub test. Jennifer from
Paramatta was amongst them.

Speaker 11 (59:34):
Not actually the pigeons, it's the people that see them.
So the people that reached behind.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Us tick early because they were renting.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Okay, so she slagged the slag the renters as well.
That's such a rented thing to do to feed the pigeons.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Then rack off Friday Auto.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
That's see your next tuesdays.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Thanks Darryl.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
We will be back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Your eye balloon worthy ideas will be on my balloon suit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
One of them will be a tribal drum tomorrow. Which
one will it be?

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Which one will it be? Indeed, I'm looking forward to that.
Hego has arrived. Twenty five K Christmas free. That's from
nine o'clock with Higo. Some great stuff coming up for Christmas.
I've been working on the lights at home. Yeah, but
we're going to be back. I just got to switch
him on from last year.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Okay, flick the fluoros on and off.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
We'll be back from six to nine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Jacks.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 10 (01:00:27):
Good bite, good bite, wipe the two.

Speaker 13 (01:00:33):
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wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 9 (01:00:48):
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