FULL SHOW: Heroes In Undies!

Clad only in his underwear, Grant chased and caught an alleged burglar, which begs the question - when have you been the hero in your undies?

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Wow, what a show today we had craft today. Jonesy
was upset because a cup got broken that had our
faces on it. He thought it was a bad omen
so he's tried to stick it back together. Because we're
going to a drive shift next year, which is three
to six pm, I figured move over coffee cups. What's
required is a cheese plate. So during the show today

(00:37):
I have made a quick drying pottery project that's going
to be a cheese plate. Ooh.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Also, Human Nature joined us on the show today and
we got them to.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Perform two songs, not just one, but two.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Aren't they good travel?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
John is beating four heroes in underpans. A guy in
Melbourne has chased down an underage juvenile offender, little Little Reprobate.
He chased him down the middle of the night in
his undies. The hero not the Reprobate and made a
citizen arrest of Tribal Drum is beating four heroes in underwear.
Enjoy the podcast a miracle of recording. We have so

(01:25):
many requests for them to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Again, Mistress Amanda and ms Keller.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend making the tools of the train.
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the
legendary part.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Congratulations right now, Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Selkie Giant good radio.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Sorry but it's a twist set.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
And Amanda, tim we're on the air. Tell me the
money to you. Amanda. Hello, Brendan, how are you? I
am very very well. Is that there, Fellow? I've bought
in this? Oh? Is that what I think it is?
It's not the Billy Joel.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
That's the BILLI Joel Ultimate Collection CD box. I don't
know where the CDs they've worn.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Away from overplay, even the covers, which is weird. I've
amused myself.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I know inside the box is the pieces of the
Jonesy demanded cup that I broke.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Accidentally the other night, and I thought that was a
bad home. If you're a guy who sees signs in
a lot of things, and the fact that we are
moving to a drive show next year three to six
pm means that you saw this you were sad that
it meant the end of an era. Look at this,
Look at that, Look at the cup. Our two faces
are still together. The era of us continues, but it's different.

(02:52):
This is why I think this is symbolic, but in
a good way. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
So I'm going to try and you're what we're going
to try and what I was going to try and
reassemble the cup that do that Japanese out that you're
talking about.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, this is the thing. It's the art of consugi,
which is the method involves using particular lacker, but it's
like gold glue, I guess. And so you see the
gold cracks in it, which is perfect for us, gold
and cracked. But the philosophy of it is that you
embrace your flaws and it makes the piece more beautiful

(03:22):
and real and reinvented, which is what's going to happen
for us. So you don't I don't have a kitzugi kit.
Funnily enough, don't they sell that down at RYOT? I
don't know, Actually maybe they do. Isn't it called riot?
Ro o T no r I aart? Isn't it? Is
it riot? That's the whole point of the rio. You're

(03:44):
the punk queen because it's ry art. Yes, I understand,
but I don't. I didn't know that's how it was spelled.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I think so I'd spent sometimes I've been into one
of their shops.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I always go in there and.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Go, oh, I could buy a little canvas into a painting,
and that I go, nah, can walk out?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh they must love you. Well are you going to have?
You got any glue?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
At least no glue?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
So you were just going to put the pieces there? Miractly?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, I was hoping that someone here, Meg is standing
around doing that with a denture glue.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, look at her. There. You go, go and get
some glue.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Go to a ry Art and get us a coffee,
and you want something a sandwich, Oh, mister bossy, yes
I do, and get a man of a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
One of those onion ones. I like the onion and
salmon triple decker.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay, well I'm going to put when Meg gets the glos.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I think this is an I think the mag none
of that woke super glue, good super glue. What are
those hand gestures mean? I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Brendan huspos lady just in it for some petty I think.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Though, that this is a wonderful symbol of us reconfiguring,
being bigger, brighter, better than ever and continuing a little
faces I should do.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I should set up my time lapse camera and have
me filming me rebuilding the cup during the show ten
easy steps. What else could go wrong? That's something to.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Do on the show. My eyes aren't dry enough.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
You know who's coming in today, Human nature.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
You're very excited by that. That Pink Pony Club thing.
Have you seen that? We should get a I listened
to you. Have you seen them?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I showed you get it up there?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Later I showed you of them just doing an a
capella thing of Pink Pony Club. And if you really
hear the beauty of their voices, I'm not saying we
don't know how beautiful their voices are. When you see
how they layer their voices together, gorgeous. We'll get them
on the show.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Also, Instagram makes us return, and we can't do anything
until we do the Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Get the glue ut Brendan, because here we go. The
Dane Tree in Queensland is the world's oldest. What nation
we have? The Magnificence seven questions?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
If you do that, Amanda will say are you still
going to build the cup bit by bit throughout the show?

Speaker 7 (05:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, how to be like build your own daralet.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
That's what I mean Lanecaster bombing five easy steps, extra
man eight. So it won't cost me three and a
half thousand dollars. No, but you'll put it on. You'll
do it on some slow mo on your phone and
it will kill me as.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Soon as Meg gets back from the nearest purveyor of
super who I can immense they.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Are super clod But anyway, Yes, let's get on with this. Lisa'
is in Illa one. Hello Lisa, good morning guys.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
How are you very well?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Thank you? The Dane Tree in Queensland is the world's
oldest what rainforest? Yes it is?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Which franchise? Franchise features a saber tooth squirrel.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Cat called scrat.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
It's a squirrel cat, a saber tooth squirrel sculled here.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
There's too many words there, Okay, I say that's right.
Let's play refrasht Oh. Okay, Lisa, what song has this riff?

Speaker 9 (06:56):
Am I ever going to see your face again?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Sing it? Lisa. Oh wait, ex, we all looked out
of our seats too, don't know, least that'll us put
bums on seats.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
The world's first mechanical alarm clock, invented in seventeen eighty
seven by Levi Hutchins, had one major limitation.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
What was it? A It stopped working in winter. B.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
It could only ring at four am or c and
needed to be wound every ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
One of those is real?

Speaker 9 (07:33):
Oh dear, I'd say, yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
It could only ing at four am. Maybe there maybe
Levi Hutchins did breakfast radio. Yeah, it's the story.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
In seventeen eighty seven. He needed to wait for work
at four am. He didn't intend to sell it. It
was just set for himself.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh I see. And then it took off right and
everyone had to get up at four o'clock. Yeah. Interesting.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Well, before that they used to have door knockers not ruppers,
that's right, and come out in the morning and they'd
throw a rock at your window, or they'd.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Have a little stick and they on your to wake
you up.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
This is a pre the Industrial Revolution or just when
the Industrial Revolution started, and you had to go and
work on a weaving.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Loom, Jeff the knocker upper is here.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I know, Lisa, You're off to go and work at
the local weaving loom this morning.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
Me.

Speaker 9 (08:23):
Yeah, I had knock on my window earlier.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
See. Oh that's always scary when that happens. Lisa get
question five. The soccer Roos beat Canada one to zero
on the weekend. Which other host nation of the upcoming
World Cup do they play next in a friendly?

Speaker 8 (08:39):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't know, Lisa, Lisa.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Lisa a clue. They'd be the host nation.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, the host nation. It's between world you know, the
host nations Canada, Mexico USA. Which of those are we
going to be playing in the next friendly? Jersey Ada?

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Podcast gold but at one point seven, Hello there is
Jersey demand a nice man to lind Solo.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
There, thank you you stop sent Wait that is so underrated.
Well till that's Rod Stewart Mandolin wind he ate a
whole one. Hello, it's Jones, the man just amusing myself.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I might be, you know, I'm enjoying it as well.
And I think Brian's got a little rye smile.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Brian was sour face through that change. He wasn't. I
was Mandolin, Yeah, okay, I wondered what was spasming in
the background? Where under the magnif Where Question five? Question five?
It's going to John in tarm or Hollow John.

Speaker 8 (09:42):
Good morning, Amanda, Johnny.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
The soccer rusby Canada won to zero on the weekend.
What are the host nation of the upcoming World Cup?
Are they playing next? In a friendly Yeah?

Speaker 10 (09:51):
America of course.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Wednesday, twelve pm in the afternoon, a reasonable time, lunchtime.
I get my ams confused. You're not gonna watch it
might be sound asleep? True or false?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
They movie Footloose was inspired by a real band on
dancing in an American town.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Is that true or is it false?

Speaker 10 (10:13):
I'll go true.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
True. Dude, Where's My Car? Is based on its story
of true idiots? And that is true. Christian Seven, which
punk rock band, announced its first Australian tour in ten years. Yesterday,
Good Charlotte. Yeah, Life stars of the rich and famous.
We're always complaining. When they first came to Australia, I
was working with Andrew Denton at Triple Him and they
were like naughty schoolboys. I just want of wet them

(10:36):
round the back of the legs with a ruler. They
were so naughty and I.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Think there was a piero where we were interviewing them
quite regularly. It was very hard to split up the
Madden brothers though, as Benji and Jola.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I could never say my eye line.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
And then they went and got different tattoos, which made
it easier, and then one got more tattooed, and then
one got They kept matching their tattoos. Anyway, looking forward
to seeing them.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Here's good Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Congratulations John, you won the jam pack a double past
to hear you come again, sing, laugh, and celebrate jolly
pardon at Theatre Royal, Sydney. This must closed on the
eighteenth of October one hundred and fifty dollars to spend
at Rock Salt Restaurant, delivering a delicious modern dining experience
and signature cocktails in.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
The heart of the Shire. And Jonesy demanded.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Characters feed the colored and stain the pencils.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
John, anything you'd like.

Speaker 10 (11:22):
To add, Yes, just stick your fingers together.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
J that's right, haven't you started your gluing. Yeah, that's
a good point there, John.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'll be okay though, because the glue they make now
is not like the glue I grew up with.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
That would glue anything. Now it's because kids can't handle glue.
I'll eve a sniff it. Are your whole generation from
good men? No, we just said we're where generation next.
We're the toughest generation in the world. Get stuff done
or your generation of bores. When Meg gets back from
the shop, well, lots of things are going to be
coming up. Yes you will. We start gluing your cup

(11:56):
bake together. And also I saw some on your Instagram yesterday.
First you stole a chicken, and I'll have further outrage.
We might put it to the pub test. You've stolen
anything except a lot of hearts, you know, get over yourself? Seriously.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Doted could I die? I'm going to pick through the
Jermanacer Big Book of Musical Facts on this day. In
nineteen eighty nine, Madonna released Expressed Yourself. She expressed a
lot about herself just last week on the J. Shetty podcast,
and she was talking about her twenty sixteen Australian tour.

(12:38):
She left. Remember that tour. She left her fans waiting
for seven hours before hitting the stage. She got some
bad press for random outbursts on stage like this.

Speaker 11 (12:48):
You're probably all wondering why I like clowns so much?

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Right?

Speaker 11 (12:51):
Why am I solf fascinated by clowns?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Are you wondering that?

Speaker 4 (12:58):
No, I love clowns.

Speaker 11 (12:59):
I've always loved them ever since I was a little girl.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
She's playing to ten people I know well.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
She described that period of her life on this podcast
as being one of the most painful time of a
life because she was going through a custody battle. So
despite all the craziness that we saw, there's a lot
of stuff going on.

Speaker 11 (13:15):
There were moments in my life where I wanted to
cut my arms off. I actually contemplated suicide. I was like,
I can't take this pain anymore. But as soon as
you understand that what's happening to you is a challenge
that you are comically meant to experience and learn from
and evolve to a higher level of consciousness, then you

(13:37):
can look at that event that experience as a lesson
and not punishment.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Well, she's having some deep thoughts. Yeah, I just don't
understand why she's still like clowns. Let's play this first
release on this day in nineteen eighty nine. Come on, girls.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Something that might have popped up in your algorithm is
the story that there's a new road law in New
South Wales thatrohibits eating, drinking or vaping while driving. If court,
drivers can face foes raging ranging for five hundred dollars
to fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
So say that again, he can be fine for if
you're drinking in your car.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
This is a new law that's popped up in the
algo Brian for example, that's Ryan with a bee.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
He was off to bed last night.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
He had his little sleep hat on there and this
this is what he was telling me this morning, and
me and this rule popped up and you went to bed,
steam coming out of your ears. And as you understood it,
there's a new law that's kicked in now that you're
going to get fined. Have you seen those the mobile
phone detecting cameras on the side of the raid? Yeah

(14:42):
you haven't seen them?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
No I haven't, but I've seen them. People. They are
a yellow trailer. Oh yes, square, I have seen that.
I've seen that. Is that what that does? They're the
phone detecting cameras.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
So this is what's popped up in Brian's algorithm, and
it said that this new law is coming to effect
in October.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
So you can no longer eat, you can't eat, rink,
you can't take a sip of coffee, you can't get
your sip of water in your car exactly. The law is,
this is a new law. No, he's here is the rub.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
The law is a part of a broader initiative to
promote full driver attention. Blah blah blah blah blah. This
road rule has been around for a long time. It's
road rule two nine sevens my favorite road rackets one,
which is a general road rule that states driver must
not drive a vehicle unless the driver has proper control
of the vehicle. This is the same law that rules

(15:33):
out having a pet on your lap while driving.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, I say that's a miss april all the time.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Come on, honey, stay in the back.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
So anyway, right now, the fines are this.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
So you say, for example, you have a one handed
snack you're driving along the road, eating a.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Traveler pie or paddle pop.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Okay, if a copper who was an orphan, meaning a
bad copper, decided to throw the book at you could
do that. You'd get a four hundred and sixty five
four dollar five and three to beret points.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
When you say copper, it'd be the algorithms of the phone.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Well this, Yeah, So the owned detection cameras, what happens
with those their position on various streets, so they register
hand movements.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
So you're driving along in your car and eating a soup, eating.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
A soup, which you should have the book thrown at
you for that, by the way, but you to text
that you're doing that.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
The thing about it, there's a human that looks through
each of those pictures and says they're not on their front.
You know that dude's doing this. This dude's got his
hand on the phone, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
So conspiracists might be saying, this is a way of
getting rid of that human element from these.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
If it picks up any movement of your hand, you've done. Yeah.
But is this enforceable?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
No, yes, it is. Once again, if you had a
police officer that wanted to be a bit of a
you know, i'm trying hard nuts Yeah, okay, very good,
they can find you for that. You're gonna have a
cop of that can fine you for anything, or your
blinkers not fleshing. These laws are already they're already in
place and ask me the question why now why now?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Well, I'm glad you asked.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
A large amount of people have just to come across
this rule.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
So now as we've got our phones and stuff, someone
will see that on Google, they'll put it onto Facebook.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
So what happens if we're driving Brendan?

Speaker 3 (17:22):
This in turn triggers the algorithm of all of a sudden,
and people like Brian are sitting upright in bed going
to sleep angry because they're going, oh, right, there started
this new law. It's not a new law. The law
has been around for a long time. One does beg
the question, though, does that mean that these phone detection
cameras will now be picking up on you eating food,

(17:44):
et cetera, Because a lot of people don't push back
on that if they get.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
A fine from the mobile phone to tissue.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Fair enough, what was I doing?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I can't remember, So it's behooves you to when.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
You get back eating your Sui Min. Once again, if.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
You're eating a Sui Min while you're driving a car,
you should have the.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Book to use chop sticks and drive.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
That's fair enough, see one, and you think that's great.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
On the other hand, I think that's like a death trap,
hot fluids, chopsticks, what could possibly go wrong anyway, It's so.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
What you're saying, if it comes up in your algorithm,
don't be too outraged because this has existed before. It's
just at the moment you were saying, have you seen
this part of the law?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, which was a bumer because I thought it would
have been a great pub test.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
But there's no fire here. I tell you what. The
fire is not a pub test. I'll give you one
something else on your Instagram yesterday, I'm running out of breath.
I'm so exoritted. Cramp pictures does involve first, let's talk
about it next.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
GM Nation, Jonesy and a man during the morning on
Gold one one seven.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Just on rule two nine seven brackets one, the driver
distraction law that we're just talking about.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Before.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Apparently there was news on Facebook that there's this new
rule that you're going to get fined for eating or
drinking in your car.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
But it's not as dramatic as that sound. This rule
has been around for a long long time. It's just
being highlighted on socials and that's how the algorithm works.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
And we've reached out to the New South Wales Roads
Minister for clarity, but yet to hear back.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
But there's nothing online to suggest these laws are news.
So they've always been slightly arbitrary. So don't panic, carry
on about your business. You sue him in and see
how you go. You know, how are you even boiling
the water for the sewer? Do you have to do
all your thinking? You boil it before you left home?
Of course, come on.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Think, so carry on.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Okay, everything's okay, We've got farm. Everything's all off. Farm's
right here. I feel better for it, jem. Let's get
on down to the Jonesy Demander of Arms for the
podcast do it shall we Brendan it's about you today.
I saw on your socials yesterday on your Instagram, you
put a picture of a six pack of beer on

(19:51):
top of a bin and you said, pop quiz. Is
this beer for the garbo? Or is it beer that's
being thrown out?

Speaker 3 (19:58):
A bit confused about it's place your Let me explain
about the ground putting out her rubbish to why.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
This is so pertinent to you, Because you're the guy
that looks for stuff. You're the guy that will scab anything, scab.
I'm anist. Yeah, man's opportunity is another man's scab. Like
you've taken a cooked chuck from a shopping trolley at
the shops in the car park. It was in the trolley. Okay,

(20:26):
we've had that time stamp. No one was going to
is this a new version of that?

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Well, I wouldn't have taken that because that might have
been beer from the Garbo.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
From when I was a kid, my.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Dad at Christmas time would always put out too long
necks of beer for the Garba.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Why would this well, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Maybe the Garbo done a good job around that.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I'm not familiar with my mum's relationship with the Garbo.
But someone's put a six pack of Carlton dry out
on top of the bins. Then I looked, I couldn't
see the expiration date on the on the six packs,
so that it is someone checking this beer out.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
And what was the consensus? What did people think? Beer
for the Garbo?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
The Shi Gazette said, bad manners sprote definitely garbage to
be disposed of. If you're giving the Garbo something, give
them a decent beer, a couple of cart and rising
on that. Bad for Garbo for sure.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well we'll pare will with your trolley chicken. Yep, that's true.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yeah, And something about blue bin charges you fifty dollars
a year, get a purple bin purple bins dot com today?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Was that a plug? I can't tell. So what did
you decide to do?

Speaker 7 (21:31):
Well?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I left it there. I left it there because it
could be for the garbo, right, But if it wasn't,
if someone had just maybe buy a mistake unpacking their
car there, would you have taken it. I was one
time at a marina and there's suddenly a boat was discarded.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
This guy was walking past and he had half a
carton of Great Northern and he said he was and
he put it on top of the bin.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
I said you all right with that, mate? And he says,
I'm just about to chuck it out. I said, what's wrong?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
And he goes, nothing, but I'm getting on an aeroplane
I can't carry against.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
You want it?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
I went, yeah, sure, I'll take that, even though it's
watery Great Northern.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
You got to take it when it comes. We wont
put this to the pub test because this is your nature.
As you said, you see it as an opportunistic thing
to do.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Others see it I'm not going through beIN something like
an ibas you are.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
You're the world's ibis. Taking discarded beer? Does it pass
the pub test? I'd like to know.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
You see those news stories a beer truck tips over
and people, it's just a.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Free Jonesy with a giants straw out the front. I
don't think there's anything wrong taking discarded beard? Does it
past the pub test?

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two. We'll have that for you
at seven o'clock. It's three to seven on Gold.

Speaker 12 (22:37):
Critics are calling it a promotion, Audiences are calling it.

Speaker 9 (22:44):
Jonesy and Amanda Sham Notion Podcast, Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
If I was on the celebrity race, I'd say he's
got the smallest and meat and potato and the beans.
So we start with that.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
There's a lot going on. I'll tell you that for nothing.
Human nature are going to be joining us. I'm going
to attempt to glue back together our coffee cup that
I break.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
This is a coffee cup that I've.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Had for many years in my garage, and it usually
has my little pass for work inside it and the.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Picture review of me on our smiling coffee cup.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
And it fell down and smashed into you. Were you sign?
You thought it was a sign and there was symbolism
isn't in it? And I think there is symbolism in it,
But I think it's good symbolism because our faces didn't smash.
Our faces are still together. And it's like that Japanese
art of kinsugi. I've pronounced that correctly, where you glue

(23:32):
things back together and you see the cracks. You can
see the cracks of you and me, and it shows
that we are morph into something new and it has
more beauty in it when you see the imperfection.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Mega has been gone for the last hour finding super glue,
and so I can get get underway with that.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Also what she has come on in.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
But as you go China, non woke glue, nice sniffing,
Thank you Meg.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Also, what are the chances a B truck has crashed
on the M one northbound one lane is closed north
end of Hawksbury Bridge, it's completely lost its leaf Brendon,
there's Heineke.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
And every word cable to you to your chair.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Pub test today taking discarded beer?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Does it pass the pub test? Jones is running, We're
setting the agenda. Do you see stay where you are Brendan,
I'm not a fan of you are and start gluings.
Are you going there? You started gluing the cup woke
super glue. It's not working. It makes it it's anti woke.
Well it's no way, it's super look at it.

Speaker 13 (24:35):
You know.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
The problem is it's not gluing. Those little those little
packets of it, little tubes look like that toothpaste you
get in hotels. Don't clean his teeth with it.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
I can't believe it's not toothpaste. Thanks to mis your
homes it's Jonesy demanded. If you've just joined us, I'm
doing craft today. I'm gluing back this cup that I broke.
It's a picture of you and me, and I just thought,
you know what symbolism is.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
We have to reconnect it and morph it into something
else because we are going to the Drive Show next year.
But so we're not. We're not leaving. We're not moving.
The Drive Show is from three to six. There you go,
work on your glue, Brandon. In the meantime, let's go
into the jones in a man of arms for the public.
You have to do the talk.

Speaker 14 (25:12):
I had to do it.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Right now, go to your windows, stick your head on
a yell.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Craft, face on, tongues hanging out, swears, he swears. We're
talking this morning about something that I saw on Jonesy's Instagram.
There was a six pack of carlt and dry on
top of a bin at his mum's place. She's in
a block of flats, So who could be anybody's Should
he have taken it? This is what we're asking. You said,

(25:48):
is it for the garbo or is it for anyone
to take? Or has it been left there by accident?

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I just presumed it's for the for the garbo, because
back in the good old days, that's what you.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Give the garba.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
But in October, well he might be doing a good job.
He might have he might have had to pick up
some rotten meat or something like that. You don't know,
you know sometimes garbos like they deal with a lot
of garbage.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
If you didn't think it was for the garbo, would
you have taken it?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well, that's and then I thought they just chucking it
out and in some some people believe it or I
have left over beer.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Can you imagine left over left over beer that they
don't want and the day is throwing out Yeah, yeah,
it happens. It's the thing taking discarded beard does it
pass the pub test?

Speaker 15 (26:31):
Well?

Speaker 10 (26:38):
I think taking discarded by it does pass the pub
tist sitting out there for fair game, So why not?
What's the difference between taking beer for a bottle of wine?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Not even a question?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Right, definitely passes the pub test, particularly given the price
of the.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Stuff that as keepers, we're on your side.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
And what about one of the chances on the m
one a beer truck has lost its.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Load of Heineken beer? Can you believe it? Hold my beer?
You back, We'll come out look sharp. Because human nature
on the way gam nation. I've enjoyed very much listening
to you swear your head off in the last few
minutes as you're trying to glue a cup back together.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Fix and go super good sets in seconds, and look
at every day repair.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Look at the other bit it says develop strong bonds
to metals, wood and most plastics. Not recommended for use
on polyethylene, polypropylene PTFE and paper. I don't think it's
made for ceramics or porcelain. It's not going to glue it.
It's obviously not going to be waterproof, but I think
it's going to stick. It's working on some bits, is it. Yeah,

(27:42):
I just heard a bit fall off. I can't help
with the whole point of view. Think good old glue
and kids, the whole. Yeah, your fingers would be mashed
together to your eyes by now. The whole point of
you doing this is that you smashed a cup that
you thought was very symbolic. I didn't do it on purpose, No, no, no,
but it's no. But you were anxious that it was
a bad portent for us moving our show to the

(28:03):
Drive Show three to six next year.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
And I'm happy for us going on to the Fruited
Plains next year. It's better than going on to the Cees.
But nonetheless it is it.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Is a moving It is a shift of times in
our lives for a long time, I know. And there
is a little bit of grief associated with grief. Having
said that, I think you can see this is a
good move in that the cup will be made into
something new. And I've had an idea. I've had a
craft idea of my own to celebrate us going to

(28:32):
a Drive shift. This is your cross stage.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
No oh, I'm near cross stitche Remember what I said
about your cross stitch and crostage.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I am going to do this cross stitche on my own.
I will bet my left one that that won't be done.
Oh that's the incentive I need. Oh that I'm going
to start now, even with that, even with that on
the line, even with your left one on the line,
I know that we know we're talking test. Yes, of course, whatever,

(29:04):
it doesn't matter, all right, everyone heard you say that
I'm going to fish this now. Thing is I tried
really hard to do it. You safe it was. It
was very complicated, yes, but I still have a few
months to do it. But what I've decided to do,
are you no? Look, look I'm going I've bought a
kit of something. Look look at your tongue hanging out.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Focus, Look at me.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I'm doing this. Look at me. Come on you and
we've got a lot going on. I'm doing this while
there in after seven thirty, I will unveil my craft
project that I think better symbolizers our radio move and
you are going to be very impressed. Okay.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
D Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Amanda and Jones. You're staying in school and learned school
that yeah, Okay, while you fumble with the glue and
your swears trying to put that cup back together. We've
got human nature coming in. I saw a thing recently
of human nature. And the thing is, we know and
love human nature. But you think I heard something just drop.

(30:13):
But when you see how they put together a song
and the beauty of how their voices come together. I
saw this thing on Instagram. It's gone viral of them
sitting in a stairwell and singing this Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 13 (30:25):
I'm gonna keep Pon dancing at the Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I'm gonna keep Pon dancing at the Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 15 (30:34):
I'm gonna keep pone dancing at the Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I'm not a kep Pon dancing at the Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
I'm gonna keep phone dancing.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
At the Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
I'm not a keep phone dancing at the Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
I'm gonna keep Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
I'm not keep pondancing West Sally work.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I'm gonna keep pondancing.

Speaker 15 (31:02):
At the Pink Pony.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Club, Pink Pony clubs. Oh, I've got a goody and
they're joining us here in the studio and the next
half hours podcast.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
I must say, this is almost as hard as that
stupid Sherbert jigsaw puzzle that you got us to do.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
That's right time. Well what you're doing, and I think
you're doing the Lord's work because it's very important. You
smashed a cup that had our face on on purpose.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
No, but the.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Symbolism of putting us back together. We are shifting, we're changing,
we're going to the afternoon shift to drive shift from
three to six. But a commemorative mug of you and
me is still important to have. So I'm glad you're
gluing it back together. But I've come up with a
better idea. A mug that's the sort of stuff that
breakfast shows used to promote themselves, because you know, you
have coffee, you have tea in the morning. I think

(31:52):
I'm going to make us something, a bit of merch
that's going to be more drives Y. You were supposed
to make a cross stitch. I couldn't get it to happen.
It was just too hard. I opened the packet and
I swore, and that's as far as I got. This
is what happened when you got the Karma Sutra. Step one,
open the book.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
I don't think so book.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
So I think, what do you think of when you
think of a drive show, easy street. I don't think
it's going to be easy easy. It's not good. Don't
don't set yourself up for horror easy. I think I'm
going to say done it before it. I think of
a cheese plate. I think drive, I think afternoons. I

(32:34):
think not having having commemorative cups, but commemorative cheese plates.
And to that end, I have bought a pottery starter kit.
Look at this, do you do I y air dry clay.
I don't need a kiln pottery starter kit. And I
while you do that in this studio, I'm going to

(32:55):
make us a commemorative j and a cheese plate.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well, don't happen to now, because human nature are coming
in next.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Do it after all right, I'm just let me just
open the packet. They're waiting outside, them coming. I'm just
going to open the packet of clay. I've got to
rule it to get I think I think we're losing focus.
Why I think we're losing face.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
No, I'm going to make us a cheese Stop human
nature or do that it has to be bored, or
do them and then.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Well then can I do a cheese plate? Of course?
You thanks me, you want thank you? If anyone can
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They've made a swoon with Pop, They've made a stance
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But they are bringing their tour down under. They're going

(33:43):
to be playing at home for the next little bit. Toby,
Phil Michael Andrew, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Human Nature. Hello,
what a great intro. I know, Please, I wish i'd
written it. Myselft is great, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
I once introduced them famously and I included Dave.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Dave was the manager, and I said, don't worry. I
made these guys.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Aren't going to last get on board.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
What was that nineteen ninety six, Yeah, the Golden Era.
One day we'll make it too, I really hope. So
they actually wish this luck.

Speaker 16 (34:14):
When we came in for the interview with Good Luck Fellows,
I hope it goes well.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
It was a karen Dale shopping center and there was
not many people there.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
No there wasn't as you and our manager.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
He got a shout out.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Phil.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Can I ask you this because you haven't you're not
living in Vegas with the guys there now? Is it
extra special when you're touring in Australia with them now?
Or do you go, oh god, I forgot that you
don't like to eat before lunchtime? And who's lack those intolerance?

Speaker 13 (34:39):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (34:39):
These guys again in the ground and great, it's actually great.
It's really great to get together. It's a bit like
a reunion eque time. That's really cool. And with this
sort of trip that we're doing, we all jump in
the key of Carnival and we head around the country
together and it's a kind of like a bonding experience.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
It's it's really fun. Do you have your own designated
seats in the car?

Speaker 16 (34:59):
No, we actually take it in turns to drive, which
is good.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
I think probably Toby's going to drive this morning to Dubbo.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Off to Dubble today.

Speaker 7 (35:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Does Mikey get to drive? Why do you think I
would not drive? You're the youngest and kept the plates,
kept the plates. He got his green peas yet the
car seat in and then he drives rear facing. You

(35:29):
know one thing I saw with you guys, I saw
and I know it went viral and I've watched it
about a million times. Is you recording yourselves in a
stairwell singing Pink Pony Club. And it gave me a
new appreciation of not just the beauty of your voices,
but how you all come together. It was so nice
to see how you craft your music.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
I think it was weird that the other three guys
were there that day when I was just sitting in
the stair how much that was respecting somebody else.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Just to test how good you are. If I said,
can you do Pink Pony Club? I don't know you
guys how to duke of this now, but nailed the car.

Speaker 13 (36:10):
Here we do it, Pink Bony Club. I'm gonna keep
bon dancing Pony Club. I'm gonna keep bon dancing at the.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Pink Pony Club. I'm gonna keep dancing at.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
The Pinky I'm gonna keep bone dancing at the Pink
Pony Club.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I'm gonna keep bone dancing at the Pink We're here,
we go. I'm gonna keep bone dancing at.

Speaker 15 (36:37):
The Pink Bony I'm gonna keep bon dancing at the
Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
I'm gonna keep bon dancing.

Speaker 15 (36:45):
Danny West Sally, I'm gonna keep bon dancing at the
Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Whoa see, really, that's solutely brilliant, you guys, that's just
gonna go viral.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
That just happened. And you know what, now do Michael, Amanda,
they're not a juke coins, she's saying to Andrews said coin.

Speaker 17 (37:10):
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Speaker 2 (37:18):
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Speaker 1 (37:22):
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Speaker 1 (37:57):
The Mager Lego.

Speaker 20 (38:00):
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Speaker 1 (38:11):
Timeless motel love it.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Can you guys clap yourself as it was amazing.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
That just happened.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
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dot com, Boys, Thank You.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Boys, podcasts.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
And Amanda's put Me Back Together Again. Ten questions sixty
seconds on the clock. You can pass if you don't
know an answer. We'll come back to that question. If
time permits, you get all the questions right, you win
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
It's chaos in here because I'm doing craft. You're doing
why you're doing tongue. I'm making a cheese plate. I
don't know why you're doing it. You didn't do your
cross stage. And it looks like a primate.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Has made and I am a primate, yeah, but it
looks like a monkey primate has.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Made that out of it. I'm proud of it, and
I'm going to paint it tomorrow. Great.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
In the meantime, we'll talk to Samantha of Orang Parks
by Samantha.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Hi, good morning, Good morning. Let's see if we can
get you some money today. Let me just move my
pottery bits and pieces around here. Samantha has no idea
what you're talking about. Samantha. I'm making a cheese plate.
Jones is trying to reconstruct the cup. It's full craft corner.
I'm just trying to fix stuff, Samantha. That's what I do.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
Do you.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I've been listening along. You're both doing well. Thank you.
I've got my bands, we've got ten questions, we've got
sixty seconds. Say pass if you're not sure, we might
have time to come back. Okay, all right, Samantha, because
here we go. Here's question number one? What is TV
short for.

Speaker 9 (39:47):
Television?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Question two? How many senses do humans have?

Speaker 12 (39:53):
Pus?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Question three? Amax are a type of what issues? Question four?
Matt Groening created which cartoon TV show the symptoms? Question five? Turquoise,
cyane and navy are shades of what color?

Speaker 7 (40:09):
Hush?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Question six, nine nine nine is the emergency contact number
in which country? Question seven? How many children are in
the Brady Bunch? Eight?

Speaker 8 (40:25):
Spider?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
How many senses do humans have? You knew that I
feel that you came back?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
How many?

Speaker 12 (40:37):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Five? And turquoise, Sian and navy shades of which color? Blue?
And nine nine nine the emergency contact number in which country?
I see it's the UK, and of course in Australia
it is triple zero.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Good just in case we're all on the same page,
just as well.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Awesome man, Thank you for playing.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
If anything, we can get back to our craft, well
me actually fixing stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Amanda just doing what excuse me? Thank you for that.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Carry on, have a good day, Sam, thank you, thank
you very much.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
In the meantime, did you.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
See that story about that guy suburban hero dispensing justice.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
And he underpants. Did you see that on the news
last night?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Picture of him this morning. He's like David Pocock with hair.
He's very attractive. I'd like to know more. Okay, we'll
talk about him next. Now that human nature have left
the studio, I can fully get into my cheeseplate making
with my pottery set. I've got what's that? Oh my god,
I've just got a bit of a mess here. Sorry,

(41:39):
continue Brendan with your talking bits.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Sure, I'll just do the radio shack because we only
have you have nine weeks to go.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
With his tongue hanging out, I'm fixing to fix the
fix the bad USU that we might get from our
broken car. I decided that the cup is one thing
that's for breakfast radio. We're going to the drive show
three to six. A cheese plate, A commemorative cheese plate,
I think is the way to go. And that's what
I'm making. So it's it's on my microphone is stuck

(42:08):
in it. Oh, it's what it is? Is it air
rise overnight? And then I painted tomorrow with our pictures
on it? Or what about about the pottery? What do
you mean.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Did you see the news last night, and I love
stories of suburban heroes dispensing vigilante justice. If you're looking,
Victoria Judge, dread their bail laws are dreadful kids just
getting away with any anything. This man last night on
the news decided to take the law in his own hands.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
It's a great story.

Speaker 12 (42:40):
No one is messing with this father of four. On
the tail of alleged home invaders, wearing only his underwear,
Grand Brown heard whispers outside his bedroom door at three
point thirty this morning. He confronted two teenagers and chased
them down the road until he caught a fifteen year
old already out on bail.

Speaker 14 (42:58):
If his nyejustice, you know what's the deterrent? Right?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Like, you know what's going to stop them coming back? Yeah,
ain't got a ghivem fright.

Speaker 12 (43:04):
Having left his phone at home, the forty year old
made the boy called police himself.

Speaker 14 (43:09):
Up his top to see if he had a weapon.
And then and then this guy's like, don't hert me.
You can call the cops. Just don't hert me.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
You can call the cops.

Speaker 12 (43:19):
Officers swiftly arrest of the teen and found his fourteen
year old co accused hiding nearby Grant becoming a local hero.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
Captain underpants, we call him in our house.

Speaker 7 (43:28):
My wife said he was quite jacked, so you know,
he obviously trains, and he trains for this moment.

Speaker 14 (43:34):
I didn't feel much actually walking back up the straight
seven on gumnuts and bitsa.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
That hurt more than anything else. That's a cut amongst
the pigeons in the neighborhood. So he's saying, my wife
finds him very attrained. Look, there's a picture of him there.
I also find him very attractive. Was we knocking on
his door?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Someone was whispering his tool Hello. But that's what it's
all about. Guys like that, that's what.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
This country has built on. Dudes like him. He should
be the prime minister. So we're not looking for necessarily
stories of heroism. We've done that before. You love that
stuff because guys love to ring up the guy. I
got a story. I've got a story. What's yours. I've
got one reason I see that. I yell at kids
every now and then, but it's been sometimes and you
strip down your underpants to do it. How about this?

(44:19):
I had to do it in my underwear. Yeah, you
don't know it's not necessarily saving the neighborhood. Do you okay,
you want to do that? Okay, let's do it. Well
Superman wears his underpants. When did you say outside, I
don't know if we're going to get calls? I saved
the neighborhood in my underpants. When you like that, that's
next level. Sure, So you go back to making whatever

(44:40):
you're doing, and you changed the plan for what we
were going to do today. What do you want to
know what we were going to do? Is I had
to do it in my underwear?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
It could be anything exactly well, well I had This
is the tribal drum.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
How many people are heroes in there under I think
you'll find there's more than you're not all right? If
you if you're a hero in your underpants, we'd like
to know.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Podcast on one point seven, Hello there As Jones demanded
the tribal dramas beating on the strength of this guy
from Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
What about him? He's any bouty dad of.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Four people, four kids. He's at home and he hears
a little reprobate outside of his midow three in the morning,
and so he gets up and Dispenser's justice to this
little juvenile.

Speaker 12 (45:31):
Officers swiftly arrest of the teen and found his fourteen
year old co accused hiding nearby. Grant becoming a local hero.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
Captain underpants we call him in our house.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
My wife said he was quite jacked, so you know,
he obviously trains, and he trains for this moment. It go.

Speaker 14 (45:46):
Didn't feel much actually walking back up the street seven
on gumnuts and bits that hurt more than anything else.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
That's our hardcore. This do you train for having to
solve crimes? In your idea? Was I live for situations
like that?

Speaker 18 (45:57):
Dear?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Should train a bit harder?

Speaker 17 (46:01):
What do you say, I've got a ten years on
this guy? Sure, okay, anyway, the tribal drum is I
had to do it in my underwear.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
Like this.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Helen has joined us, Hi Helen who was in the undies.

Speaker 9 (46:19):
Yes, well, last year I was in bed. I heard
all this screaming upstairs. I ran upstairs and one of
my daughter's on the phone to the ambulance. My husband
was in cardiac arrist Anyway, they said, pull him off
the I he was sitting on the chair. I had
to pull him. I wasn't on the chair. Echa on
the bed. I pulled him off the bed. I was

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doing CPR. They said, CPR. In the meantime, unbeknownst to me,
my girls had gone across the road to get the neighbor.
Because I was so hysterical, I don't know what was
going on, And anyway, in the midst of CP, I
was so in the moment he gave the CPR. It
wasn't until and John was up there trying to calm

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the girls down, holding my husband's.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
House.

Speaker 9 (47:06):
John's the neighbor. Anyway, it was only on till the
ambulance came and they said, yeah, we're fine, will take over.
We went into another room and I.

Speaker 10 (47:16):
Said, oh my god, John, you're in your underwear.

Speaker 9 (47:19):
He came over in his underpants and a singlest And
it wasn't until after all the commotion had sort of
subsided and the ambulance were there, that I realized he
was standing amongst us in his underwear.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Good on him, though, for a dashing my second you
called him?

Speaker 9 (47:36):
I didn't, I said, John, I didn't even realize. I said, no, God,
cover up. I mean I had all I've got five
girls and all standing there walking at John. I mean, John,
cover up.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Cover up heroes John a dressing gown. Not all of
them were underpears. Well, luckily he did cover up John.
Thanks for saving us, but cover.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Up, cover up Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I'm not sure everyday hero is dispensing justice in their underpants.
Case in point, this man in Melbourne, Little juv breaks
into his house. He's not having any of it, dispenses
some justice whilst wearing underpants.

Speaker 12 (48:26):
Officers swiftly arrest of the teen and found his fourteen
year old co accused hiding nearby Grant becoming a local hero.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
Captain underpants we call him in our house.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
My wife said he was quite jacked, so you know,
he obviously trains, and he trains for this moment.

Speaker 14 (48:41):
I didn't feel much actually walking back up the streets.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Seven on.

Speaker 14 (48:44):
Gumnuts and bits that hurt more than anything else.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
That's what it's about. It's created a bit of an
issue in the coulder.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Sacks, in your colder sack, steady on.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
All the ladies are being hang on, all the husband's
going come on, and this guy's wife's going hang on
a minute. Not all heroes wear capes, they wear under pasts.
Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes a cape is a
pair of underpants. Steve has joined us. Steve who was
the hero?

Speaker 18 (49:10):
Well, I was a hero.

Speaker 8 (49:14):
I get a phone call from a son to say, Dad,
can you come and pick me up during summertime? Can
you come and pick me up from the station? So
I said, yeah, look, not a worry. It's about eleven
o'clock at night. So I drove down there. I said, oh,
which three to you? When he said I'm station three,
I said all right. So I turned around. I drove
down and saw him and I sort of missed him.

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And then I went around the block and I said,
chezing a hole of the blokes getting into a blue here?
And that was and there was my boy who was
taking on three of them. And I got out of
the car bell of them and went to the police.
The police found him and the charged them.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
And what were you wearing? You haven't got to the
juicy bit.

Speaker 8 (49:56):
Of summertime, Amanda.

Speaker 7 (49:58):
And it was.

Speaker 8 (50:01):
Just my undies, that's all it was.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
You got in the car to pick up your kid
and it wasn't even he was. So you just got
your car and you're under dad.

Speaker 8 (50:12):
Did you come and pick me up? I said, yeah,
you no worries, no one, No one will.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
To see me.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Steve. Thank you, Steve. That's what we want. Couple of
time I was in my underpaths. That's how it goes,
isn't everyone Danny has joined us? Danny, Hello? Who was in?
Who was wearing?

Speaker 6 (50:31):
What?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
And what happened? Well?

Speaker 10 (50:33):
It was me Actually I live on acreage and there
was one particular night it was quite hot, so I
was sleeping naked. We got woken up to our dog's barking.
Put a head out the window. I didn't even blink
an eyelid. There was people out the front trying to
take my pups. I ran out the door, ran out
the door in my birthday suit, chasing and screaming them

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up the street until they gave my pups back.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
So they didn't get a hand on your puppies. We
will wear you in the nutty or you just didn't care?

Speaker 9 (51:11):
Oh I was were but I can't care.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah, you got your pups back? That would back safe
and sound. Did they snugg They do? They have pause
for thought? They and what's going on here?

Speaker 10 (51:24):
I don't know, but yeah, I got them back, and
my part just there and went, I can't believe you
just did that. Well, I'll do anything there my family, How.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Big were about Danny? How big were they?

Speaker 9 (51:36):
Shouts?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
So they're small?

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Yes, thank you Danny.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
No further questioning your honor? Carry on? Well there you go.
There you go, all right, thank you for all your cause.
As your craft going, Brandon, It's it's going okay, mine's
going excellently. Well let's compare notes. Next Shamation podcast the

(52:06):
Japanese No, what do you mean?

Speaker 7 (52:08):
Well?

Speaker 3 (52:08):
They this art that you kin sugi where you break
pottery purpose No, no, no, it's pottery.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
That's broken, and the philosophy is it Rather than discarding
it or lamenting that it's broken, the beauty of putting
it back together tells a lovely story. And it's done
with a particular kind of glue and gold paint. So
the resulting piece you can see the cracks and you
love it even more because it's reflecting something new and beautiful.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
I was lamenting that the glue was no good, but
I think this fix and goes super glue is not
too bad.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Get how are you going? Because Jones, if you just
joined us, he broke a commemorative cup showing our faces,
and he thought, this is a terrible sign because our
show is wrapping up as a breakfast show this year.
But I think it's a good sign. We're coming back.
You're putting it back together because we are doing a
drive show next year from six to nine, and so
I think the new horizons and all. I like the
idea of it being reconstructed as something new. In the meantime,

(53:01):
I thought i'd do some craft as well. What is
an image you have when you think of the afternoons
and a drive show, not what you're doing. I think
of it cheese plate. So I am making a pottery
cheese plate. I bought a kit that's just dry clay,
self drying clay, so I don't need a kiln. And
so did I say six to night? Apparently I've said

(53:21):
six times. My god, that's the longest shift in the
history of the world. We're on from three to six
in drive. So I've made a cheese plate and I
let it now naturally dry overnight. It's a I've just
rolled it with a rolling pin and I've put a
little edge around the top, and I'm going to paint
it tomorrow. Look, you're all day you want to do
a word I've said, because your tongues hanging out doing

(53:43):
your craft. I think you're not going to do it.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I've done it.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
I've done it. Look I've done it. Stand up and
look you have noticed a single thing I've done. I
could have constructed a box, gird a bridge and you
wouldn't have known today. Look I've done it. You're not
going to do it, I actually have. You've fallen off
your chair. All you've done is swear and curse all morning.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Okay, Well, I've got fifteen sixteen minutes to finish this
up because I want.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
To finish it. All right, Well, reach each to your own.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
In the meantime, gets my goolies is here. Would you
like to get something off your case? Perhaps your colleague
wasting your time on stupid projects.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Maybe someone who gets something off your case, someone who's
focused and can do the show with me, would be
a nice change. Give us a call. Thirteen fifty five two.
You don't you don't ring, No, you don't know hotline.
I'm sorry, misfocused, I know, sorry, but straight to the
eye's gone up my nose. Radio Heart radio app whatever
you don't what to do. Download your coolie jem damn nation,

(54:53):
what's to go? Twenty thousand dollars? Someone's going to win that?
In our last week on itges for having a wins?
What have we got?

Speaker 18 (55:00):
Look, it's my goolies are people who start teams meetings
early six twenty seven am and my meeting cut in
three minutes and this person has already started it and
I don't want to talk to them. I don't want
the three minutes. It's like getting on camera and talking
ridiculous rubbish. That is what gets my goalies join your

(55:22):
meetings on time, not a minute earlier.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I agree. I'll find the small talk of the life
whenever we do. Starting with you, it's looking up your
nostril for half a minute. We're going, how do you
connect this.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
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Speaker 3 (55:51):
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Speaker 1 (55:54):
Talking about this guy in Melbourne.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
What a hero captain underpants. We call him in our house.

Speaker 7 (55:59):
My wife said he was quite jacked, so you know
he obviously trains, and he trains for this moment.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Danny from Wattle Grove had this we will wear you
in the nutty or you just didn't care?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Yeah, you got your pops back? That would the back
safe and sound? Did they snug wall? Did they do?
They have pause for thought today? And what's going on here?

Speaker 10 (56:20):
I don't know, but yeah I got them back and
my partner just sit there and went, I can't believe
you just did that. Well, I'll do anything. They'll there
my family.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
How big were that?

Speaker 10 (56:28):
Danny theound Friday?

Speaker 1 (56:32):
That's enough.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
We'll be back from six tonight for Jama good days
you well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Goode wipe the.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
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Speaker 1 (56:59):
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