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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for our podcast What a Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Well, we woke to the sad news that Ozzy Osbourne
had passed away. You know him better musically than I do, Brendan. Sure,
lots of people know Ossie thanks to the reality show.
They were the first reality TV family, really and we
saw a very different side to him. So on the show.
On the podcast today, we're going to be talking about
our memories of him, the times we've met him and

(00:24):
have listened to some of his music.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
The world is a poorer place with that Ozzie Osborne.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I think so too. The tribal drum today is betting
for how have you made it this far? You know,
when you look at someone you think it might be
yourself in the mirror, and you think you're relatively smart,
but you're also a giant dumbo.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Phil Goruld, he who's certainly not a giant dumbo, one
of the greatest football minds in the world, has weighed
in on the des hazla in the dressing sheds and
cameras in the dressing sheds, he thinks, no.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Go, no go. How do you feel about that? We'll
put that to the pub test.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Also, the fallout of the Stephen Colbert Axing and Gleespie
has that Oh an TikTok tuker.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh that's right. Yeah, we'll say no more about that,
but you need to be listening.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Enjoy the podcast right, a miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
We have so many requests for them to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Again, Mistress Amanda and miss killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Friend in making the Tools of the Train.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
The legendary part Jonesy Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Congratulations, man, we're in the reading right now. Jersey and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You're doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Anyone see giant.

Speaker 8 (01:48):
Good radio.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Sorry but it's a tongue twist set.

Speaker 8 (01:53):
And Amanda shoot time.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
We're on there the morning to you, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Well hello, and you may have heard in the news
there we've worken to the news that was Osborne has
passed away seventy six. He was diagnosed in I think
twenty twenty with Parkinson's diseases. He says, I've probably lived
with this for many, many years. He's lived life on
the edge. As we know, you can't bite heads off
bats and be raging alcoholic for so many years and

(02:20):
not have it affect your body. But what a shining
star he is.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I must have meant.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
He's been in our lives for so long, but I've
been waiting for this day, not looking forward to it.
But I'm not surprised, but incredibly sad that he's gone
because he was a big part of our lives.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
And you probably know him musically far more than I do.
And I'm not a Black Sabbath fan.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
You're not Sabbath. Come on, actually I do know this one. Okay,
let's go a bit cheap. What about Ironman?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I think the Indigo DALs said a cover of that.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
What about war Pigs?

Speaker 8 (03:01):
Generals gathered in their massive He's.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Got a good voice, hasn't it? Sweet voice? Witches that Black.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Massive Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh yes, that was the big album too, wasn't it. Yeah?
If someone of the arms going off right now with
this this morning.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Or Lake has got four sensitives.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Lots of people came to know him and his family
through the reality TV show. They were the first reality
TV family. We'll be paying tribute to Ossie throughout the show.
Sad News This morning.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Sad Sad News.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Emma Gillespie's going to be joining us on the show
to talk about the Stephen Colbert fallout.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yes, did you see that? All the other late night
talk show hosts have all banded behind him and are
all saying enough is enough?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Really, they're they're all telling Trump to piss off. They're
all telling their network to piss off. It's quite interesting time.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
And then meanwhile, Donald Trump, did you see that thing
with the Barack Obama thing?

Speaker 9 (04:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Have you had not seen that?

Speaker 8 (04:06):
AI?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Think so.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Barack Obama's being arrested in front of Trump. So this
is the president that's posted this. You're joking, I'm not joking.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Deflect much, mister Trump.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
And then there's a picture of Barack Obama in jail.
This is all because in twenty sixteen, apparently Barack Obama
said that he colluded Trump colluded with Putin in the
election to win the election in twenty sixteen, and then
they did this.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Barack Obama's never said this ever.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
The world, the AI world is absolutely terrifying at the moment.
Have you ever seen this footage of this woman posted
this thing saying my mother believes this is true? And
it was AI footage of Donald Trump singing at the
Oscars in front of all the world's most famous playing
guitar in the world. I saw it's one of all
the world's most famous actors and actresses and him in

(04:59):
a big shiny gold suit, and she said, my mother
believes this is true.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Crazy because there's that Ai girl. That's the newest thing.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
The new influencer is Ai, am I Ai. Let me
poke out WTF, Well, Sally, we are here all the
richness of our humanity.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
We are real come and pocus. Also, we can't do
anything til we do The Magnificent seven is.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Question number one. If you'd like to join us, A
person that's very famous is said to be part of
which lettered list gen nation.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
If we have the Magnificent seven for you, there are
seven questions. Can you go all the way and answer
all seven questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Say the world has lost Ozzie Osbourne today. It doesn't
matter whether you knew his music or not. He was
a great, shining, hilarious light in the world.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I came into work this morning and I just put
on a bunch of Ozzy Osbourne Black Sabbath fans and songs.
I wasn't a huge Black Sabbath fan, but certainly appreciated them.
But the song changes, it just resonates, it's.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Hard on this day.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Interesting that you know, a lot of us got to
know the human, daggy side of him on the reality show.
And there's one bit where he says, Sharon, Sharon's arranged
a bubble machine for one of his contests. Sharon, I'm
a prince of darkness.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
But also I love that story about the bat.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
He thought it was a rubber bat when someone threw
it up on the stage and then he ended up ketting, and.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
He said, I know when I die, that'll be my
epitaph is that I ate a bat. And here we
are saying exactly that.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
I just feel the world. You know, when you lose
someone iconic like that.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
We hold hands. The world's hard at the moment, I think, yeah,
we all hold hands and take great pleasure that.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
We had him. Linda is in Holsworthy, Hi.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Linda, how are you?

Speaker 10 (06:49):
I'm well?

Speaker 11 (06:49):
I think so are you very well?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Question number one. A person that's very famous and Osi
Osborne was one of these is said to be part
of which lettered list.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
The A List.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yes yeah, man, you're on the A list.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I sure I am? What list?

Speaker 12 (07:03):
Do you on?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Your reckon? I reckon Shindler's I.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Reckon no one would save me? I reckon? Where would be?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
You're on the A list. You're on the A list.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
No one even knows who I am. I like your family.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
He's got starts with a B.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
My family have no idea what I would do?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Question number two for you, This is a tricky question.
I reckon, what's the capital city of Canada?

Speaker 13 (07:28):
Geography is not my strong point at all.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's a tricky crack.

Speaker 13 (07:33):
Oh thank you?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
No, do you mention if you guessed that Bruce is
in your minor?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (07:40):
Bruce?

Speaker 14 (07:41):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I what's the capital city of Canada? No? Linda just
said that this is one of those questions that if
you're a trivia a buff, your know, I mean, if
you're a student of jograph, your know. It's not the
obvious one.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Maybe should break out of the atlas, out the old atlas?
Does anyone have an atlas anymore?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Or a globe? Look at the globe.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I want to get it.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I want a gentleman's study, and then I want to
be globe in it, and I want to smoke cigars
and sit in there and stroke a cat.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Is somebody they called a gentleman's study.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Isn't it like a gentleman's room? And it smells of
slight cigar smoking, and it's sort of slightly dark and
you have.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
A dark fern like a strip club.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh well, that could happen too, shall she? Globe podcast?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
We are into the magnet was seven?

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Look right up to question number two. What has happened?
Hello Norell in Woollongong. How are you this morning?

Speaker 10 (08:36):
Well?

Speaker 13 (08:36):
Thanks, Amanda, how are you very well?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
This is a well known trivia question because I mean,
for Australians, we all think we know the capital of Canada,
but we're often wrong. What is the capital of Canada?
It's Idola?

Speaker 8 (08:47):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Let's play sing it back?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay, You're going to hear a snipit of a song here,
and when the song finishes, you keep going. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Just imagine, Norell.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Visualize that you are Rob Thomas of Matchbox twice No.

Speaker 11 (09:14):
Three Am, and I must be Rob done well Thomas,
well done, Therell.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm sensing collab vibes.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Question number four, This is multiple choice for you, which
of these is the most visited attraction in the world.
Is it a the Eiffel Tower, be the Forbidden City
or see the Statue of Liberty.

Speaker 11 (09:39):
Power.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
No, I would have thought.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Jason is in Lethbridge Park.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Hello Jason, Hello, Hello, Forbidden City or Statue of Liberty?
What's the most visited attraction in the woman? It is
the city? This is in Beijing. It's the Imperial Palace
for the ming and the ching dynasties, et cetera, ming
and the ching from like the fourteen hun and so forbidden.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Why is everyone going there?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Well, I think it's I don't know why it's called
Forbidden City. I have no I was allowed to go.
I went there when I was with Beyond two thousands,
so I don't know how much of it I saw inside,
but we filmed around it.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Did you go to the gift shop? Is there a
gift shop?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I bet there is a gift shop, And if there,
I can't believe I didn't go in there. I went
to the Parasite Museum and found a gift shop.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Of course you did. I remember you bought me a bowler.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
It was fluffy, fluffy, a plush of bowler toy.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Amanda went to the Forbidden City and all my God?
Was this t shirt quest.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Your number five for here Jason, worn by the sailors
of Europe. What coat shares its name with a small vegetable? Right? No? No,
think of the smallest vegetable and kids often don't like
them and put them up their noses. That's the name

(10:55):
of this coat.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Dawn's in Paramatta.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Dawn, do you know the answer?

Speaker 8 (11:00):
You do?

Speaker 14 (11:00):
That would be a pea coat Peat.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
What is the main ingredient in tarteir sauce?

Speaker 11 (11:06):
That would be Mayonai.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I saw a woman the other day. She was one
of those shows about my addiction. She has tartar sauce
on everything. Every day. She goes through gallons of it.
She has it on ice cream, she has it on biscuits,
she has it on cakes as well as savory food. Yeah,
she's obsessed with tartar for fish. Why would you put
it on a fish? Why would you do that?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
A weirdo?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Which iconic This is question number seven for you. Which
iconic heavy metal legend passed away this morning.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
At the age of seventy six?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Corn, Oh, I've been talking about it all morning.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
You're actually listening.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
To Chris do you know who we're talking about here?

Speaker 8 (11:46):
Good morning? I think good morning?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Who is it? Yeah? Could we not have the big
cheering music?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I think, guys you'd appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
But we'll talk further about Ozi Osborne throughout the show.
But it has passed.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
All that's Sam. Congratulations to you though, Chris. You've come
in late on question number seven and you have won.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Ozzie has got you all these prizes.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
You've got a jam pack, a one hundred dollars TVSN
Shopping boutcher, the Ultimate Shopping Experience, tickets for you and
three friends, to Four Letters of Love starring Pierce Brosden
and Helena Bonham Carter in the hot Field British drama
and Jonesie demand character she is for the color in
some stale of pets.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
As I say, is there only light to add?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Chris?

Speaker 8 (12:27):
Thanks a lot. Love listening to you guys every morning
when I drive to work. It makes my drive so pleasant.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Oh, Chris, I do put that on some sort.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Of Google review.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Please write it on an eggshell and keep it safe.

Speaker 15 (12:38):
This great, It's Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
What have you done? Have we got to lay on?
In case Amanda sweat and.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Thumbing through the German At Big Book of Musical Facts.
On this day in two thousand and six, Amy Winehouse
really to hit rehab sad too as well. On this
day in twenty eleven, Amy Winehouse passed a while, did she?
And on this day we lost Ozie Osborne as well.
So interesting story of rehab. You know Mike Ronson, the

(13:15):
super producer funk, et cetera. She was walking along the
street with Mike Ronson and she was the one because
all the people will say, you're going to get a rehab,
You've got to get a rehab.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
And Mike Ronson picks up the story.

Speaker 11 (13:27):
I was walking down the street with Mark Ronson and
purely as a joke, I sang the hook.

Speaker 16 (13:32):
She was like, they tried to make me go to
rehab and I was like, oh no no.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
She did like to put up the hand.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
And Amy said, well, let's just go and do this song.
She also decided why she didn't want to go to rehab.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
It was ten weeks. I mean you can hear it
in the lyrics.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
It was seventy days, ten weeks, and I just thought,
do they have a gym there?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
What's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Someone who's going to feed my cats? Who's going to
Who's going to feed the cats? It's a valid question.
Having said that, maybe she should have gone to rehab.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Possibly a little bit late now though, But in the meantime,
let's remember Amy and we'll pay tribute to Ossy.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Great song that's coming up next on gold Gem.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Gold Well at one point seven. Hello, there's JONESI Demanda Rehab.
Amy Winehouse released on this day in two thousand and six.
She passed away on this day in twenty eleven.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
And we work this morning to the news we've lost
to Ozzy Osborne at the age of seventy six. He
was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease or told us of his
Parkinson's in twenty twenties. Obviously had health issues for much
of his life. In two thousand and three, had a
near fatal quad bite crash, and I think a lot
of medical stuff that happened for him after that, addiction problems. Musically,

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you know him better than I.

Speaker 16 (14:40):
Yeah, well, paranoid fist come on, or iron Man.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Slay this eyes in this slug os run out of
the water for iron Man competitions. I don't know that one.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Okay, war pigs generals gathered great drums and massive.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Just like witches that black massive. You know this come structure, good,
nice voice. Let's get to the horn Sorcerer death constructure.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
In the fields of it does go for six minutes?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
What else is it?

Speaker 17 (15:35):
What other is other?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Have a bloody cep Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Episode? Do you worm?

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I got you like this one? Changes?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
That is a beautiful song. That's a beautiful song.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
That certainly cuts deep by the daylight today.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
It does, doesn't it? And for many people, probably more
like me, I knew of Black Sabbath, knew vaguely what
musically he was doing.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, And no one would judge you for not being
into Black Sabbath. I look at you and I think, well,
you're not a Black Sabbath.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, But I think so many of us saw a
different side of him when he did his reality show.
His family were the first reality TV show family, and
we saw a funny, slightly befuddled, loving father he was.
He was actually so funny and one minute'd be completely vague,
then bang, just say. The funniest things is the dogs
were on the campet and all the rest of it.
We all came to know him quite differently through that show.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Well, he caught up with him a few times on
our show. It was always a great guest. Do you
remember that time he was telling the story about when
he came to Australia.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
I remember when I first went to Australia and how
was his grown since he first going to Australia. I
remember going to a party and this guy comes up
somewhere and he goes, oh you black sers as well.
He goes, I bought you first your album. Okay, I
thought it was.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
He's Prime Minister.

Speaker 8 (16:56):
Now Australians speak your mind. I love you.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Ah.

Speaker 8 (17:06):
I didn't like it was in placed and rapidly.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
But he didn't take it back to you and say,
hey give me my give it money.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
About my money back.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
I once met Aussie when he was I was working
at Triple M and we're having a promotion. This is
before the reality show. So Sharon looked quite different. She
this is before all the as she says, she's had
a lot of work done. He says Old Sharon and
Ozzie looked quite befuddled. And his hair was caught in
his bracelets and she was trying to untangle it, and
he looked up at me and he said, I know you.

(17:40):
He remembered me from Beyond two thousand. He used to
watch Beyond two thousand on satellite television. His wife said, yeah,
he remember me. We always used to watch that show.
What a surreal moment. But just a few weeks ago,
like less than two weeks ago, he performed a final concert.
It was called Back to the Beginning, and it was
quite extraordinary. He rose from the stage in a black

(18:02):
throne is saying seated and he said, to these emotional
farewell words, I just want.

Speaker 12 (18:07):
To say to you on behalf of the guys who
black curs and myself young support over the has made
it all possible for us to live a lifestyle we live.
Thank you for the bahahmah, I love you, love me.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
And you know what. On that night they raised one
hundred and ninety million dollars for charity. Much of it
went to Parkinson's research, A lot of it went to
a children's hospital, a children's hospice. What an incredible thing
to do, one hundred and ninety million dollars. Well done.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
He thanks Isie. It's been a wild ride. Nation podcast
to the Jonesy Demand of Arms for the pub test.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Well, our pub at where we have our pubes. This
is a sacred space, Brendan or hang on, there's a camera.
We're being filmed the whole time and we acknowledge that.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
So why are you in your slug as well?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I'll tell you why I'm hitting the showers. We saw
a moment in the locker room on the weekend where
Des Hasler, the Titans coach, was furious at how his
team had played. He came into the locker room. He
saw that half the players weren't even waiting for a debrief.
Some of the players were already the showers in their undies.
They already hit the showers, and he hauled them out,

(19:17):
furious as hell. And he's not happy that he was
captured having that tempt.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
It wasn't because he was upset that they were wearing
their speedos in the shower. Because the kids these days,
they don't shower naked anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Well, but they can't because there's a camera in the
locker room.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
And then the wisdom of Gus Gould he said this.

Speaker 18 (19:34):
I mean saying for a long long time that television
sells rugby league makes the game even greater than it
is particularly here the great people at.

Speaker 8 (19:42):
Sat On nine.

Speaker 18 (19:42):
But I've long been an advocate that the sanctity and
privacy of the dressing room should be for the players
and coaches, or not for television cameras. I think cameras
should be banned from the dressing rooms, or at least
be handheld cameras. So I don't know the camera's there.
I don't think this does there's the game or anyone
else any good. And I don't think is stuff for
the public consumption. I'm then set against it.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
But TV is a visual medium. TV's entertainment.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
But the problem is the networks these days. They say
the game starts at seven, you tune it at seven,
The game actually starts at eight. They have an hour
of stuff to fill, so they want to put a
camera here, camera there, camera wherever. I think at some point,
you as a viewer, do you want to see the
postgame stuff in the shower. It makes no difference to
me to see that stuff. And I think those players

(20:27):
are allowed to have a privacy for their emotions, for
their rituals, for all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
But there's a bigger picture, and I'm just putting showing
a bit of scaffold in here. It's all the sponsorship.
You know, you noticed those in those dressing sheds. There's
all this So it's an opportunity to sell advertising.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
There's so much opportunity to sell advertising. The players. There's
mics on this on the field. There's not a moment
and I get it. That's a public job. There's not
a moment that's private for them.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I'm supposed I haven't got a cleanex deal.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
When they do the big bushy on the field, that
bushy is supported by Kleenex.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Well, maybe one of those big kiss cams. Right locker room,
let's get coldplay playing. Do you like having a camera
in the locker room? Do you think it adds to
the game or do the players deserve their cameras in
the locker room? Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Jamaat job, Joe, Big news, big big news, do that
big voiceover.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
That you do big news said the one that hurts? Actually,
how about I just say the nemes. Guess what, Guess what?
Guess what. Ed Sheeron is going to be touring Australia
Gold Gold f M is presenting Ed Sheeran. We've got
this brendon.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
This is our what's your favorite ed This? Do you like?
What about Castle on the Hill.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
That's one of my favorites?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
What about Norway Girl?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
You Phil White Fifers call it fell in love with
in english Man who doesn't like go Away?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Tie the hand? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Frontier Touring and MG Live are proud to be bringing
back global superstar EDG.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Shearing.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Do you like the very first tickets in town?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
I was just doing the voice.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, but give we need people to call in and
get the tickets.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I got to a brilliant idea. It just came to
me right.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Now, I take them.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Why don't we just pack the transmitter up and we
keep the ticket and it keeps the tickets thirteen fifty five,
twenty two. The first person threw on the phone right
now to say, cheering for Sheering?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
What have they got to say?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Cheering for Shearer? That's all you got to do.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
The show is going to be It's part of his
Loop tour a Course Stadium Friday the thirteenth and Saturday
the fourteenth of feb next year. Very good Valentine's Day present.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
That will be a lucky Friday.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Let me tell you if you're not going to win
the tickets right here with us. Let me tell you
how you can buy them. Frontier presale starts Monday at
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Speaker 1 (23:00):
That's all you gotta do. Sharon of Kiraway is with us. Hello, Sharon, Hello,
How are you say the word? Sharon?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
You gotta give a phrase? Sorry Sharon, Sorry Sharon.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Allison, We are very very very strict about that. Alison
Pgan ringing throut, what's.

Speaker 10 (23:22):
The Sharon as?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
That's what it's about.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Ms.

Speaker 10 (23:29):
She fell in.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Congratulations, excellent. Ain't Sharan's coming to town for us? For
you and me? Brendan, I'm three?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
What about that? Amanda Keller, lady that's on the under line.
Can you deal with her?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
She knows the phrase don't you worry? Sham podcast when.

Speaker 17 (23:49):
God I wanted to get right now, I'm taking.

Speaker 8 (23:54):
Your windows, your head on a jel.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Down to the Jones in a matter of arms. For
the pub tests, Des Hasler, the Titans coach, was filmed
having an enormous dummy spit on the weekend, pulling a
door off its hinges.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
One I didn't that was the other time.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
He did that, Was it not the same one?

Speaker 8 (24:17):
You have?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Twov pulled the door off and that was great. Ricky
Stewart's aways a pleasure to watch.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
But you know, should we be seeing their dummy spits?
Because some of the players had gone to have it
an early shower and he was saying, how dare you
get out of here? And the whole thing was seen rout.
Should we have access to those private post game moments?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Phil Gold certainly doesn't think sothing.

Speaker 18 (24:38):
But I've long been an advocate that the sanctity and
privacy of the dressing room should be for the players
and coaches, or not for television cameras. I think cameras
should be bean from the dressing rooms. I don't think
of stuff for the public consumption. I then set against it.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Is it stuff for the public consumers?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Do you feel cameras in the locker room? Does it
pass the pub test?

Speaker 13 (24:55):
I don't think that there should be in the locker room.
Should I need to ask the question are they in
the women's locker rooms?

Speaker 9 (25:02):
Now?

Speaker 13 (25:02):
I'm saying TVs.

Speaker 11 (25:04):
Are one thing.

Speaker 14 (25:05):
You know, you turn on the footy, you want to
watch the footy, not at five o'clock.

Speaker 11 (25:09):
At four o'clock.

Speaker 14 (25:09):
It's advocates, but it comes to cameras within the locker room.
Let them have their own privacy. For a coach to
have a gummy spit, it doesn't do the players, the club,
or the cane any favorite.

Speaker 11 (25:22):
So no cameras in the locker room.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
It only passed the pub test. If there is a coach,
everyone else it's pretty boring.

Speaker 18 (25:28):
First the door gets ripped off, and then blokes get
double balling with a pair of sluggos on.

Speaker 10 (25:34):
One of the black blokes even.

Speaker 19 (25:35):
Had a limp, so without theirs, it's boring.

Speaker 11 (25:39):
But yeah, past the pub test there and this is
going to get the sack, so probably get rid of
the cameras.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Good morning to your desk listen.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Also, what was interesting there? Apparently there are cameras in
for the women's games too, Is there?

Speaker 8 (25:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
For postgame it's the same.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Locker room the game, but not at the end of
the game.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
No, apparently. So I've just asked our team and they said, yeah, there.

Speaker 8 (25:59):
Are What.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Have I missed that? Oh, I'm just a no woman observing.
We just noticed stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I don't know how, don't make you you're making the
thing and you're about to get your come up. And
because TikTok Tucker is on the way you started.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
What you do that you do?

Speaker 15 (26:21):
It's a fancy the moldy bacteria invested Slavs meat to.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Give you TikTok taker. We make food from TikTok and
eat it.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Well.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Last week we had beef fizz, which sounds something to
your doctor about today. You know, I love a salad,
don't you. Everywhere we go, I love a salad. I'm
talking to you, Brenda.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
You like a side salad?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
No, I also like a big main salad. I love
a salad. We're making this dress.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Don't take them to your Coldplay concert a salad?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
I don't even get it.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, that's what they all say.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Okay, Well, what would to do is make a salad.
It's a tuna salad. This is a recipe from the seventies.
I saw this in the seventies cookbook and people are
trying it now on TikTok to see if they like it.
There's a mystery ingredient that I'll tell you about at
the end. So far, though, what we do is we
have to chop up a few things. But starting with this,
we have a couple of cans of tuna chunks.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Which has gone the cheapy tuna.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Well, I don't want to waste money on you. You
drain the juice well in the other one I have
what am I going to drain it into your throat?
It stinks in here. It's very early in the morning
to be sampling tuna, all right, So we put two
chins of two tins of tuna chunk.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Out for Serena. I really like that.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Okay, no, she's not working here anymore. So two tins
of tuna go in. The next ingredient pineapple. That's not unusual.
Lovely pineapple chunks go in.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
I used to get the Jonesy Special when we were
working over at the Quarry Center there.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
I want to talk publicly about that.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
And I get the tuna and the pineapple.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Okay you would? And what else to go in? Here
are some chopped pickles.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I like what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I'm going to chop up some cucumber pickles. I love
deal pickles, do you? I love them? So I'm going
to chop up three of these. The mystery ingredient. There's
going to be mayonnaise, all kinds of things in here.
The mystery ingredient, Brendan, are three bananas. The bananas have
come to play, And you're going to dice three bananas
while I chop this two pickle?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
What do we do with these?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
They go into the salad? I know, welcome to the seventies.
Enjoy it. Why don't you see they talk about time traveling.
You want to go back and see how the Roman empire?
No one dreams about going back to the seventies eating
banana salads. All right, So that's why I'm putting three
pickles in here. I know, just slot of stinks in here,
doesn't it? Slice them up quickly? Don't waste time on
the radio, Brendan, Don't you know I'm not want to

(28:48):
get back and get the Jonesy special.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
All right?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
So you know you dice them. You don't do rounds, please, Brendan.
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Can't talk chopping?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Okay, but you do rounds. I mean we want dice,
not rounds. I'm going to be one more deal pickle.
So what we've got in here, We've got deal pickles.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
You like working with deals?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, not me? I would you say that about yourself?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
It's all the other deals.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Okay, Oh look I'm getting all over of my microphone.
Oh now it's gone into the tuna. All right, So
here we are. I'm going to add a big.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I don't want to mash the banana.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
I don't mash. I'm going to add a big FARTI
screw to mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
That's gotten a bit more, you think. There we are.
So we need some salt and pepper as well. What's
this a block of flats salt? That'll do it. And
so here we are. We've got enough mayonnaise. It looks
very wet.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
You like putting mayo on stuff?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Now can you put the dice? But I'm not happy
with the way you've diced them, little bit too round
for my liking. Chop them in, pop them in. So
we've got sorry, Gordon, we've got are an idiot sandwich.
We've got tuna, we've got pickles, we've got pineapple, we've
got mayonnaise, we've got salt, and now we've added banana. Right,
three of them popping me even that brown mankey and

(30:13):
that I'm mixing it all up. I'm mixing it all up.
When we return, we will be this you're not sorry,
you're just showing off. When we return, we will eat
out by friends. All the deals I work with Banana
tuna salad will be consumed by you and me. Jonesy
and Amanda podcast started.

Speaker 11 (30:39):
What you do that you do?

Speaker 15 (30:40):
It's a fancy the moldy bacteria invested slab.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Of meat fall off the.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
While the roads are in chaos. There's chaos in the
studio here.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Oh sorry, let me put your microphone and you're in
a different microphone.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
King for TikTok Tucker a tuna salad, but it has
a mystery ingredient. This is a recipe from the seventies,
and that mystery ingredient along with the tuna, the pickles,
the pineapple, the mayonnaise is banana. We've chopped up some
bananas to go through this. This is banana tuna salad.
I'm going to dish it up here we go.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
You know what caind Of say this about banana, Tell
me I just like it as itself, maybe in a
banana split, and that's it.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
I don't think anyone thinks, you know what, when I
look at a banana, I'd love that mixed with tuna
and mayonnaise. I look at you, you take this.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
When I look at you, I see second banana.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Okay, but at least I've got a peel for now
what I've done here. Normally I wear rubber gloves sometimes
when I prepare these meals for you because of the stink.
I'm actually going to keep the gloves on to eat it,
which is a sign of how incredible I think this
is going to be. I just got a lot of
sinky juices involved. Now when I say go, you have

(31:57):
to also. You can't avoid the banana. You've got to
pick up a piece of banana, a piece of tuna
as well. Okay, let me get some banana happening. Let's
get in there. When I say go one.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Two, I'm so hungry.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
I didn't have any porridge this morning, so now I'm angry.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
You have to swallow that. I've got a paper towel,
and you don't. That's not good. You get a bit
of tuna, you get a little bit of pickle, and
then the banana hits. And the consistency of the banana,
everything about that is wrong.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
The banana is unwelcome to the party.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
It's like Osha Ginsburg and Dancing with the Stars, everything.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Else bas fighting back the banana.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
You know what, I will put this very detailed recipe
on us.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
The rest of it sands for banana, don't try, don't
waste your times.

Speaker 15 (32:48):
A fancy, the molding, bacteria infested slab of meat fall.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Off, the.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Chance to give your die.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
That's one of the words after tastes from a TikTok
Tucker with the hat, I've got to drink some water.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I had a bone to pick with you. Yes, that
was one of the worst things we ever had on
TikTok Tucker. And then when Brian Adams was playing, you
kept eating it.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
I picked the banana out of the banana in.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
There, but the banana was all the way through.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
It, and the pineapple and the pickle. That's good. When
you went over to Macrome, then we go to that
sandwich joined over in Macross Jays Ah Jays. Remember the
ladies there.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
And they'd say, jonesy are here for the special and I.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Make a jogger. So you got to put more tuna
on there, more more more, act you go how much
the sandwich is huge?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, but it didn't have banana in it. So but
the banana flavor was all true that and you kept
eating it.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
The banana flavor was not throw I picked my way
around the banana.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
You can do that in life.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Have you been watching any of the news outside of
Australia in the world, vis a v And I've said
that twice now, Donald Trump, yes, I.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Have which you see? Which which bit of you're referring to?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
And sometimes when you live in a crazy world, you
just get used to stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
And the post, the post of because Donald Trump.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Has come out and said only idiots are interested in
the Stein or Stein files.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
You know what's interesting with all this, just as a
kind of as a backstory, I think, is that the
reason that Marga is going hard on him about this
is because he has always talked about the deep state,
the Washington elites, they're the pedophiles. It was Hillary Clinton, Pizzagate,
all the pedophiles. That was a cuan on stuff. He's
gone hard on this for years and that's what got

(34:37):
him in people saying, I'm sick of the old elite.
Let's get these other people and let's get people who
tell the truth. And suddenly we're seeing that maybe the
MAGA is seeing that maybe Donald Trump is part of
this elite. Yeah, part of this secret keeping elite.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Everything I see on the internet I take with a
giant grain of salt. But the AI imagery of Barack
Obama being arrested in the White House.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
But what's weird about this is you said that Trump has
posted this.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, the President.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
You think someone did it as a joke, but no,
Donald Trump himself posted that this is the crazy world
that we're living in, and we all kind of just
go along with it and we accept it. And I
just thank the Lord that we live in Australia. In
other news, did you see Hunter Biden. This is Joe
Biden's son.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
He was troubled Hunter.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Troubled Hunter. He went on a rambling interview. He used
to be a big crack cocaine addict and he's.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
On the straight and narrow. No, doesn't take the crack
cocaine anymore.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
But he did say that it's not that bad because
when you're burning, do you know much about crack?

Speaker 8 (35:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Finally, it might surprise you to hear that night.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
So when you burn in the crack on the glass barbecue,
that's what I call it, little crackpipe. When you burn
the crack all the impurities go out.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Of it, so you're just getting pure crack. I don't
want impure crack.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
He also you might remember when George Clooney was a big.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Supporter of his dad Joe, and then wasn't There wasn't
a supporter.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
A Hunda had this to say about George Clooney.

Speaker 17 (36:07):
Kim Kim Kim and everybody around him.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah, he said that about George Clooney. Yeah, okay, who
was interviewing Hunter Biden?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh know some YouTuber. That's what everyone does. Anyway. That's
the news.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Well, I'm up to date. I'm completely up to date.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
In other news, Stephen Colbert has been his show, The
Late Show is going to be taken off the TV.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
It hasn't been renewed or finished up halfway through next years.
There's been a lot of solidarity behind him from some
of the biggest stars on American TV. Emma Gillespie is
going to talk us through it next, Jemasis Entertainment. Put
on your dance and shoes. Don't give me your.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Best shot from the Daily Os with the news.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
That's Fitz a print m Gillespie.

Speaker 20 (36:55):
Hello, Hello, missed your lovely faces.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
What's good to see you.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Enjoying the smell in here after TikTok Tucker.

Speaker 20 (37:01):
It's a little bit pungent. It's really not I thought
I was going to be gagging, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Well, we ate it and we are. Was it disgusting?

Speaker 19 (37:08):
It was?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, Tuna and banana.

Speaker 19 (37:10):
Shocker, it was disgusting.

Speaker 20 (37:12):
Today I want to talk to you about the cancelation
of Stephen Colbert's Late Show by CBS. This story kind
of keeps on evolving. We heard the news last week
that after thirty years, CBS was canceling the Late Show.
It was hosted by David Letterman for twenty years. Stephen
Colbert has been hosting it for nearly a decade. The
final episode will air in May next year, and basically

(37:33):
CBS has said they're pulling the plug for financial reasons only.
They've said that there's nothing wrong with Colbert, that he
is an amazing comedian, that he's done a really great job,
but that it's a financial decision.

Speaker 19 (37:44):
Blah blah blah. Boring.

Speaker 20 (37:46):
Stephen Colbert has suggested otherwise, though, and there's been a
lot of talk about this kind of Trump influence. Now,
Trump had actually just settled a lawsuit with CBS over
and what he claims as an unfairly edited episode of
sixty Minutes Now. Last year sixty Minutes, which is on
CBS same channel as the Late Show, they interviewed Kamala

(38:08):
Harris before the election. It's a perfectly normal pre election interview.
Trump alleged that it was manipulated, that the editing was
deliberately kind of a puff piece to make her look
better and to make him look bad. CBS, by all
accounts from legal experts, just wanted it to go away,
so they settled with him for sixteen million dollars eve

(38:30):
it had gone to court. No one is really suggesting
that Trump would have won, but I think just didn't
want the fallout of all of that.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
That's one of th things I used. Throw enough mart
out there.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
But also CBS is trying to merge at the moment
and feel any government support exactly.

Speaker 20 (38:44):
So CBS is owned by paramount paramounts in negotiations for
this eight billion dollar merger. Trump is backing that merger,
and Colbert has been extremely critical. As all comedians on
Late Night USTv, he has been very very critical of Trump.
He's one of the most critical comics of Trump. I
would say, but that's comedy. So anyway, he had his
first show back since the announcement of the cancelation this week.

Speaker 19 (39:08):
He said, Trump, go f yourself.

Speaker 20 (39:10):
That he's a little bit of his opening monologue.

Speaker 17 (39:13):
Now for the next ten months, the gloves are off.
I can finally, yeah, I can finally speak unvarnished truth
to power and say what I really think about Donald Trump,
starting right now.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I don't care for him.

Speaker 17 (39:31):
Our network, CBS, they clarified that the cancelation was purely
a financial decision. But how could it purely be a
financial decision if the late show is number one in
ratings a lot of folks, So.

Speaker 19 (39:44):
That's an important note.

Speaker 20 (39:45):
It is the number one late night show, and this
is a really competitive field. We're talking Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel,
Seth Meyers, John Oliver, John Stewart. There are a lot
of great shows on at that time of night, and
he is the top of the pack.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
They've all be behind him.

Speaker 20 (40:01):
Yes, So we saw a really cute kind of solidarity
moment on air. They've all kind of released their own
statements or said things on air themselves supporting Stephen Colbert.

Speaker 19 (40:10):
They all really admire him. Some of them are really
great friends with him.

Speaker 20 (40:13):
But there was a segment during that show on Monday
Night with weird Al Yankovic and lin Manuel Miranda who
wrote Hamilton. They came out and they were going to
sing Viva LaVita by Coldplay. They get started and then
they did the kiss Cam trope, and the kiss Cam
landed on every single late night host. So all of
those names I mentioned fallon Seth Meyers, John Oliver, John Stewart,

(40:34):
all the rest of them. They were all sitting in
pairs doing their own little bits. It was really sweet
and it was very funny. It was chaotic as you
would imagine, but it was really nice to see. And
John Stephen, no sorry, John Stewart especially has really come
out and criticized CBS. He has a show on Comedy
Central that's part of Paramount, that's a channel.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Under this merger, and they're saying, take us all then.

Speaker 20 (40:56):
Take us all all then, but they're kind of all
on the chopping block. And Yeah, this conversation about political interference,
potentially the role of Trump and that influence here, it's
got a lot of people in the entertainment community, obviously
rightfully up in arms.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
But they're finally coming out and saying we have to
stand up here. The universities haven't, the lawyers, haven't, the
blah blah blah. This is where it stops. I think
that's what John Stewart said.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
What I find with the Donald Trump stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Trump supporters have no sense of humor when you're bagging.
And I found just anecdotically from us whenever we post
anything about Donald Trump, and I would say this to
digital Jenna, now, don't bother doing this because your amount
of hate that we get.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah, it's and that's kind of scary in itself.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
When you look at that AI video that he put
out about Barack Obama, he's baseless sort of claims, But
then he is he with the Epstein files. In what
world do we yeah, anyone else, they'd be checked in jail?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
How does he get away with it?

Speaker 19 (41:50):
It makes me really formula.

Speaker 20 (41:52):
It makes me really grateful, I think for the Australian climate,
both the sort of entertainment and political climate and comedy
climate here, because we.

Speaker 19 (41:59):
Would ever not make fun of our politicians, right.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
But that's their job. They are satirists.

Speaker 19 (42:04):
Yeah, it's exactly.

Speaker 20 (42:06):
It's holding that magnifying glass up to that estate of
you know, politics, but with that satirical lens. And I
think Ozzie's just have that in built sense of humor
where it's no matter what your politics, we're always going
to make fun of them, right.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
And hopefully a network would support you.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Exactly you would you. We dined out on the Ingodean
Maccus thing for years.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
And we will continue to do so, and we will die.

Speaker 21 (42:26):
As is our right.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Tastes better than TikTok.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Thank you, am from the Daily.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Podcast instance, Amanda's here.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
It is ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that question if time permits. You get all
the questions right.

Speaker 11 (42:56):
Sounds a.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Dramatic, sure, sorry, I interrupted do it now. If you
get them right, what happens?

Speaker 8 (43:03):
Well?

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Sorry, you get a thousand bucks. There's nothing non dramatic
about that. But you can make it two thousand dollars
by answering a bonus question, but double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Wouldn't it be great to win it? Today? Sally's in
Kings Lane.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Why Sally, Hi? How are you very well? Sally? We've
got a good feeling about you. How are you feeling.
I'm feeling grand.

Speaker 10 (43:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Well, let's see what we can do. We've got ten questions,
we've got sixty seconds. Say past if you're not sure,
let's see how we go. Okay, fantastic, deep breath, Sally,
because here we go. His question number one? What day
is it? Tomorrow? Birthday? Question two? What flavor is peppermint tea?

(43:47):
Question three? How many corners are on a square? Four?
Question four? If you're in the Big Smoke, where are you.

Speaker 22 (43:56):
Past?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Question five? What color is the beginner belt? Karate?

Speaker 12 (44:02):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (44:03):
Brown?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
When you've what's brown? Brown's when you're a bit anxious
and you're wearing all your white. The beginner beld is white.
I reckon? You know this? Oh, so and so they're
going to visit the Big Smoke. They're off to the city.
Oh of course, Sally. I'm sorry.

Speaker 13 (44:23):
Oh that's perfectly fine.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
It's been fun just chatting with you, Sally. We've loved
hanging out. Thank you for playing. We'll play again tomorrow.
Jam I saw a thing yesterday and I'll just read
it to you. This person is daubing themselves in for
something here. This guy has said, I'm twenty eight, the
girl I was with wanted to take a shower together. Ooh,

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she said, why don't you wait for the shower to
warm up? I stared back at her, a million thoughts
running through my head. I feel so stupid. I couldn't
enjoy the rest of the night. I had no answer
for her. I've always hated showers. Today I stood and
waited for the shower to heat up, and for the
first time, it was great. He said, I'm working on

(45:07):
my masters, and I feel like such dumb ass.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
He switches it on and just jumps in.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
And wonders why it's not pleasurable, And he's got the
girl saying, well, wait, wait for it to warma.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
It only means one thing.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
What she wants a warm shower.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
When a woman says, you get in the shower with me.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Well, maybe he stinks because he's always had really short,
cold showers.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Well it's not going to help the whole situation either,
having a cold shower.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Well, it may not necessarily be the saucy business. Just showers.
Have you never had a shower someone who hasn't been
saucy business? You always shower alone?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Then, I can't remember the last time my shower. But
somehow that's why.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Someone says, I'm just trying to have a shower, Helen saying,
I'm just trying to shower.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
The last time I showered something was with a bunch.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Of eighty year old blakes.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
And it always leads to something. It always is eight.
But I think, look, they're missing the point of the story,
which is that, as he says, I'm working on my
master's I'm twenty eight years old. I'm an intelligent person.
And you look at that and think, how have you
survived this world? How did you get to this part
of the world. You know, I've mentioned I've added myself

(46:19):
with this before. I like to think I'm a semi
smart person. Remember that time I was putting petrol in
my car and I was so expensive, and I thought,
that's interesting. My petrol what's it called the petrol stored
in petrol tank? My petrol tank is taking more petrol.
How intriguing. Yeah, you know, people must when I say

(46:42):
that out loud, people must think, how are you alive?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
This is why you run out of fuel?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
How are you alive?

Speaker 1 (46:47):
And then you yield at.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
The petrol tanker driver, don't take it all you're big,
greedy guts.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
The people that look at these pok at the old
ubdn think I'm going downhill. I'm going down the map.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Well, I think the tribal drum will be you call
it this.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
How have you made it this far?

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Dumb or?

Speaker 21 (47:05):
I come from being hat.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
And me I may not be a giant dumbbo, but
there's one part of you who go, oh my god,
that's embarrassinguld you make it this far?

Speaker 11 (47:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
You can dob yourself in anyone else Get to it.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Someone has outed themselves with this following discussion. I'm twenty eight.
The girl always wanted to take a shower together. Why
don't you wait for it to warm up? She said?
I stared at her. I mean in thoughts running through
my head. I felt so stupid. I couldn't enjoy the
rest of the night. I had no answer for her.
I've always hated showers. Today I stood and waited for
the shower heat up for the first time, and it

(47:41):
was great. I'm working on my masters, and I feel
like such a dumb.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Ass hasler yelling at you get out of the shower.
Are you doing It's just warming up?

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Warm up?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
How has he made it this far.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
This is what the tribal drum is beating for.

Speaker 21 (47:55):
Look you dumb or I come from being hat and me.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
We're not saying you're dumb across all areas. Nice sometimes
how did you get here? Hello Lana Helso, Hello you
or something else? We're talking about someone else.

Speaker 13 (48:12):
So she is a nurse and we were just having
a chat one day and she had a baby and
she goes, oh, actually, you'd probably know the answer to this,
and I was like, oh okay, And she goes, when
should I give my baby twelve month formula? And I
just paused for a second.

Speaker 11 (48:27):
I was like.

Speaker 13 (48:29):
Twelve months and she's like, oh, yeah, I thought so,
but I just wanted to check.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
And I was like, okay, yeah, you think she's a nurse,
she's a cross stuff. But everyone has gaps in their knowledge.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
So how the formulas isn't there? But what happens if
you give the kid the twelve month formula?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
And what if they're twelve? What if they're one week
short of twelve months? Scary though it was a couple
months off, it's scary when a nurse asked that question.
Let's face it, A little bit of sides speak. That's
a worry.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Gail, who's joined us?

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Just hellow, Gail, good morning. Who are we talking about?

Speaker 11 (49:03):
Me?

Speaker 10 (49:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (49:05):
I could never work out why the second hand on
the clock was called a second hand when it was
actually the third hand on the clock.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Why third hand?

Speaker 11 (49:13):
Well you've got the hour hand, you've got the minute hand.
There's two there's two hands, and then you've got the
second hand. Well that's the third hand on the clock.
What it called the second hand? The third hand?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Do you mean the one that's counting the seconds. Yeah,
as you're saying that one should be the second.

Speaker 11 (49:31):
Hand, Well, it is the second hand. That's why it measures.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Am I going crazy? Because it measures second.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
And this is just it is.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Yes, I didn't know what I look at the clock
we have here. That's the second hand because it's measuring
the second.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
It never occurred to me, what was the second hand? Girl,
I'm like you, because it measures seconds. I thought you
had exactly, because you've got the hour, and then you've
got the minutes.

Speaker 11 (49:58):
The minute and then and the second see, but it's
actually the third hand on the clock. So I call
her a second hand.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I'm not I can't even remember what I used to
think my head has imploded.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Maybe just stick to digital for you. Maybe we should
or an owlglass.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
I'm not sure what I think anymore. Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 1 (50:28):
So a guy.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
I just can't believe he got to this point in
his life where he's got into the shower.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Twenty eight years old. His girlfriend's over, who says, why
don't we go for a shower? Do we have a
shower together?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
And they can mean only one thing.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
They're going to have a shower together. It doesn't have
to You said you shower with men from the sailing club.
You said it always leads to actions. You did, you
said the words excuse me? Can we just anyway?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
And let me just make this clear. After we've sailed
all these old blakes getting the.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Communal showers and you said it always leads session if.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
You get into the shower with.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
A woman, insane specify what are you.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Donald Trump on this?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I'm just any way, if a woman's have a shower
with you, it means maybe it means, let's let's know,
it's an invitation. Anyway. Well, that isn't specified in this story.
She said, why don't we have a shower together? And
she said, why don't you wait for it to warm up?
And he said he stared back at her. He said
he's never waited for the shower to warm up. And

(51:27):
he said he's never enjoyed showers. He said, I'm twenty eight,
I'm a master's student. How did I not know this?

Speaker 1 (51:33):
The tribal trump is beating for?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Does it always lead to action?

Speaker 21 (51:37):
How dom I come from?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
You get to this point?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
How did you make it this far? Hello? Jess, good morning?

Speaker 13 (51:46):
How are you going?

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Very weally dubbing yourself in?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Just jets? This question?

Speaker 3 (51:52):
If you said to another person in your life at
the sight clubs, why don't you jump in?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
You forget that, why don't you jump in the shower
with me? Would you say that that's an invitation?

Speaker 11 (52:07):
Potentially?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Well, object it all not.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Necessarily potentially, that's good enough for me.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Sometimes women just want contact. It doesn't have to be
a full sailing club experience. Just who are we dubbing
in here?

Speaker 9 (52:23):
I'm already laughing anyway, my brother, because I love him dearly.

Speaker 13 (52:27):
He's super intelligent.

Speaker 9 (52:29):
He got ninety nine point eight in the HC. He
topped the subject in the AHC. My mum used to
say to him though, that if you didn't have your
head screwed on, you'd leave it behind, because he was
just that smart but just so daft all the time.

Speaker 11 (52:42):
And as soon as this segment.

Speaker 9 (52:43):
Came on, I'm just laughing my head off because I
just remember a time when he came home from school
and he had put his pinky finger into the electric
pencil sharp year at school, so he'd fully shaved his
whole nail nail off.

Speaker 13 (52:59):
And we're like, why the hell did you do that?
What were you thinking? And he said, I just wanted
to hear what the pencil felt like.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Oh, that's a great expression. Just said he's very smart,
but he's daft.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Very good, yes, and also potentially Well that's what we
got from Tarena is with us.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Hello, Terena, good morning, how are we this morning?

Speaker 14 (53:28):
Well?

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Who are you? Surprises made it to adulthood without knowing anything.

Speaker 10 (53:32):
My husband, who I love, he's a sergeant in the
New South Wales Police Force. We were watching a documentary
on Michael Jackson and he turns to me and says,
do you think he made this before or after? He died.
I just looked at him and I said, uh, hear
what you just said. He's like what and then he went.

Speaker 13 (53:53):
Oh, Okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
But you'll never bring it up ever again. Podcast. We
wrote to the news this morning that the world has
lost to Ozzy Osbourne. And you may know him through
his music, you may know him through his reality show.
And we saw a very different side of him through that,
this charming, funny, quirky guy, loving father. He only performed
a couple of weeks ago, a big farewell show with

(54:17):
his Black Sabbath band members. That show raised one hundred
and ninety million dollars for charity, a big chunk of
which went to Parkinson's cure research. Another chunk of it
went to Birmingham Children's Hospital, a children's hospice. You know,
you look at all these bands reuniting and performing all
around the world. I don't know what their financial You know,

(54:39):
when Taylor Swift performs, she gives a lot of money
to food banks and every city she's in. But to
hear that one hundred and ninety million dollars from that
one night went to charity is extraordinary.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
It's a big part of our lives. Wasn't he Ozzy Osborne?
And that's why we paid tribute to him.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Well, it all started almost five decades ago when heavy
metal was created by a young band from Birmingham No
as Black Status Least singer Ausio was born.

Speaker 8 (55:07):
Forty seven years is long enough to be doing anything.
I mean, I remember when I first went to Australia
and how was she grown since her first time to Australia.
I remember going to a party and this guy comes
up something and he goes, hey, you're that bad black
sellers as Yeah, he goes, I bought your first out,

(55:27):
your album. Okay, I thought it was crappy.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
He's Prime Minister.

Speaker 8 (55:33):
Now you Australians speak your mind, don't mess around. I
love you album.

Speaker 11 (55:43):
Yeah, he didn't like it.

Speaker 8 (55:45):
I was inflated and rapidly defra replace, but.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
He didn't take it back to you and say, hey,
give me my give me my money back, my money back.

Speaker 8 (55:55):
The generals gathered in their masses, shared hubble shares, you
don't want the Prince of Doveness. But you know it's
it's you know, everything comes to an end, and you

(56:15):
know I'm glad, I'm glad We're all alive to still
do it, you know, but I'm sober. I can't.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
I can't.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
I'm somewhat reliable these days. What I would do it
before in my house and nothing's happening, I'll crack open
a bowl and then a so drink. Sharon would go
and say we've got to go. You've been drinking. I
really don't miss it.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
And you're sound very lucid, which is good.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
Because I sound like a discovered christ.

Speaker 12 (56:42):
Go on, I just want to say, I say to
you on behalf of the guys who black selves and myself,
your support over the others many old possible.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
To live a life.

Speaker 11 (57:00):
So we thank you for I love you, Love you.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
Ozzie asked for thank you God bless you shop.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
It was a wild ride.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
On thanks to our Foxy who put that together.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Jam Jam Nason.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Together twenty thousand dollars for our favorite goolie of the year.
That's thanks to Massell Stocks and Gravies. They're the best
tasting stocks. They're Australian Maiden owned as Massel quality. You
can taste.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I whip whipped up a big gravy last the other night. Gee,
what's good?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (57:46):
What have we got today?

Speaker 22 (57:48):
Remember when Amanda waxed inside of her nostraws. I thought
that was a great idea, so I did the same,
but I ad met. I used leg wax strips and
my nostrils were sticky for the whole weekend. Anyway, fast forward,
I feel like I've got more nose here than I
started with, even in the middle bit, and so I'm

(58:10):
obsessed twinsing and trimming and it drives me crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
It's the middle bit.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Is your middle bit bushed out in the nose?

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Aren't there just two bits to the size? I didn't
do it myself. I went I was having a legwakes
at the time, and she put other stuff and it
put like a chopper chop up there be herey choppa
chup came out. Know what the middle bit is?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
What else have we got?

Speaker 6 (58:35):
What really gets, really gets my gholies is when you
go out to a restaurant, you know, yeah, there to
have a nice meal, and you're sitting there and a
bit like enjoying your meal. Next minute someone gets their
hanky out and blows their nose.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
It's just disgusting.

Speaker 6 (58:53):
It turns you right off your food because automatically your
brain thinks whatever in that tissue is in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
No right but hanky or tissue, because if you've got
to blow your nose, you've got to blow your nose.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Only Old Blake's carry hanks. Who carries a hank?

Speaker 2 (59:07):
You I reckon. My brother still uses a hanky. His
wife does the washing.

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Speaker 2 (59:34):
We're talking this morning about a man who kind of
dubbed himself in for being a little bit of an idiot.
He took a shower with his girlfriend. He was with
his girlfriend. She wanted to take a shower, and what
happened was she said, well, why don't you wait for
the showder warm Up?

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:50):
And he's thinking, why would I wait for the showder
warm Up? It had never occurred to him to do that,
he said, I'm twenty eight, I'm a master's student. It
never occurred to me to wait for the showder warm.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Up, yeah yeah, And the tribal drum was beating for
the hastener more.

Speaker 21 (01:00:03):
I come from the pad and me Larnen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Interestingly, Brendan, the only thing you could fixate on is
that entire story was if you're having a shower with
someone else, it only leads to one thing. And then
you said you showered with all the guys from the Sailor.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
You know, I think you've focused on that a little
bit too much.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
I think you're the one that focused on that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I think you focused on that too much. But you know,
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
In the end, in the end, what I think people
can shower together without it having to end in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
What does this happen all the time?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
The veriest time at a Coldplay concert. Next minute you're
at a Coldplay ride too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
That's enough anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Well, coming up, Brian Madigan has the goal ticket to
the biggest music event of the year. This is the
iHeart Music Festival in Vegas. You've got Ed Sheeran, He's
coming to Australia next year. You've got John Fogg and
you've got Maroon five, you've got the Offspring, an incredible
parade of musicians and you can be there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
That will be so cool tomorrow on the show in
that dark thing again.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Yes, Brendan, we are. And these days, as you know,
are you sharpened darts? I'm how good I was last time?
You'd better watch out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Well now you picked the originside.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I just I know the universe spoke through me and
picked them round.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
See you at six tonight, see you think. Good day
to you. Well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 7 (01:01:17):
Hood bite, good bite, wipe the two.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
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