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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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it's time for our podcast. What a podcast we have
for you?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Well you brought to the table the New New Guinea
NRL team yep, and how the public is really being
asked to contribute to the naming of the team.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
If history tells me anything, that's probably not a good IDEA.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
New Guinea, New Guinea face got a ring to it.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Some of the names we've been banning around.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
There's some good stuff like the pub of New Guinea
and crocodiles that sounds good.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
The river Raiders, But.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
You weren't keen on the predators.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
The predators.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I just I feel in the current times that we live,
you can't be walking around with a shirt that says
predators on it.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I just I just don't think you're sensitive. Call me
over sensitive.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
We used our social dipstick, digital Jenna to work out
with this pop test.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
We got out of the Jones and Amanda Arms. I
saw grown men at a football game on the weekend
urinating against a fence.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Public urination. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Also, the tribal drama ends up beating for this. We
got Ryan with a Bee who does the Monday to
Wednesday and he.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Said he once got arrested for public urination, but he
had a good excuse.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, the tribal drum beat for this. That's on in
our podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
A miracle of recording. We have so many requests for
them to do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
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Speaker 4 (01:45):
Friend is making the tools of the train.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
The legendary poet Jersey, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 7 (01:56):
Congratulations, we're there ready right now, Jersey and Amanda, you're
doing a great job.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Selfie giant, good good radio.

Speaker 8 (02:06):
Sorry but it's a tone twist, said Amanda's Shoot, Timy.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
We're on there.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Tell her the money to you, Amanda. How are you
happy man? Ye?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Happy mon ye. Both our footage teams won over.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
The Sharks did very convincing convincing over the Titans, although
there was a point where other don't lose this boys,
come on, come on.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Also, the Wallabies did an amazing They had an amazing
game against South Africa. They were like eighteen down at
the beginning and then wompa, it's very exciting. I'm having
a look roosters one. That was a great result against
the bulldogs. Everyone picked the bulldogs. Let's look at my
results here, so smart the experts got four out of eight.

(02:51):
Me throwing darts at you, I also got four out
of eight, which just goes to show.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Amaze, throw dart.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Who's winning overall?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Well smart, smart swinning but only by one? Only by one,
just goes to show. It goes to show the amazle
throw dance to pick the winners. Have you recovered because
there was an incident on Thursday where you wore your
cricket box.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
On the outside, got.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
One of the productive executive produced to tape it onto you.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, I just said, because it falls down inside my
back's yeah, so I thought on the outside might have
a better chance.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Well, this is what happened.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Sharks and the Titans. You've got it just below the
box in your groin, but dark hung out the whole time. Yeah,
was it there all weekend? Certainly gave you a titan, just.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Certainly gave me a Titan. But you you picked the
Sharks on that one. I think did you pick on that?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I don't remember you just.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Miss mcgroin, missus sent me aiming for that a bit
too much. I think, did you see about the new
PNG franchise. They're speculating about what they're going to call
it the publy New Guinea in crocs with crocodiles, which
sounds good to play in crocs, the river raiders, something
like that river of something, river of something, or the predators.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
That sounds strong.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, I don't know. The predators sounds suster me. It
sounds dreadful. Predators.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's a that's a very small sliver of society. That's
that's a predator at the side of the field.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Go predators. It doesn't seem right.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Well, they're not going to rock spiders or anything.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Go groomers.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
No, it's not like that.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I know if I have any say in this, when
are they starting twenty twenty nine?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Then you have no say in anything they're starting in
the future. But I would strongly suggest that you don't
go with predators.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
But I think IM a T shirt just with predator.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Crocodile in Papua New Guinean is pook pook.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Honestly to you, if you know what let them see
it comes to me. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
What would you call them? What about the port Mores
be pirates? That'd be good, the pirates. I love the
idea of the pirates.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well, what have they a history of piracy?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
What about a little fuzzy? Was he angels? Fuzzy?

Speaker 9 (05:18):
Was he's?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
What's wrong with fuzzy?

Speaker 10 (05:20):
Was he?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
In its terms? In its so historical context?

Speaker 11 (05:25):
Though?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
It was extraordinary?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
But you don't want to I'm being overly sensitive.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
You don't want to be heavily sensitive. You can't say
that anymore.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
I don't know. I don't know. Of course they were.
Of course they were. That's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
That's Bond Australia.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
History.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
But I don't know if that term is used like
that anymore. If you're worried about predator.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I didn't know about that. Well that's how things change.
Like when I work down the snow. The guys that
used to do the snow in the big snow things.
You know what they were called snow is the groomers
because they groomed the snow. I don't know if they
call them groomers anymore, because you can't say that anymore.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm coming to the snow to be a groomer. What
if you're a dog groomer?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
The world is say.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Anything to teach young dogs not to get in the
back of man action packed show.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Today we have Vic LaRusso joining us.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
You know he has been doing Sydney traffic for twenty five.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
We thought that's worthy of some sort of notification.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Absolutely one of the most famous voices on Sydney Radio.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Absolutely, Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything
till we do the Magnificence seven.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Question one? What animal produces most of the words the
world's wool gam nation?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
The Magnificent seven is here. Seven questions? Can you go
all the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If
you do that, Amanda will say it's a great prize.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Double pasts to see Kate Sobrano at Mahalia Barn at
night at the Barracks.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
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Speaker 11 (06:58):
How are you okay?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
You've called us?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
She knows we're not cops called you. Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Good?

Speaker 5 (07:09):
You?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Sure?

Speaker 11 (07:11):
Yeah? I'm lying here, that's why are you lying down?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
You're lying down?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
You're lying down.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Whenever I phone my father and I'm having an.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Afternoon, so he says, are you all right?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yes, Dad, I'm just lying downroat's all closed over all right, Norell,
with your throat closed over? What animal produces most of
the world's wool?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
What is the sum of the following numbers?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Norell points for an NRL try plus points for an
AFL goal.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Add them together, Norell, Bryan's gone. She was a living
brunch cod.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well call any time, NoREL, Phillips and Canley Heights.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Are you upright? Are you upright?

Speaker 11 (07:54):
Upright? I guess so?

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Okay, good, You're not lying in bed talking to us?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
No, I'm up right, okay.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
What's the sum of the following numbers?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Sometimes mondays are hard, aren't they? Points for an NRL
try plus points for an AFL goal.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Add them together.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
What do we get?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Let's play the.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Not so secret sound Philip?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
What's this.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
That sounds like a mosquito?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
It is a mosquito.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's distressing, isn't it that time of year?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
What was the original name of the Statue of Liberty?
Philip was at a Liberty enlightening the world? Be Lady
Liberty of the Americas or c Jan.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I say, wasn't sorry, Philip.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Now we have a question number before the Magnificent seven.
Would you like to have a go? Are you upright
or vertical? It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
We'll take it even if you're lying down.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Just upright or horizontal? I should say upright and vertical.
It's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
What was the name of the statue of Liberty? We'd
love to hear from you podcast the Magnificent Seven. We're
up to number four.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
It's going to.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Leanna and Hello Lianne.

Speaker 12 (09:12):
Happy Monday everyone.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
To you too.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
His question number four, what was the original name of
the statue of Liberty? We've ruled out Lady Liberty of
the Americas. Was it a liberty in enlightening the world?

Speaker 13 (09:23):
Or was it c jam oh process of elimination?

Speaker 12 (09:28):
I am going for.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
A liberty and lightning the world statue of liberty is
a bit easier this to say.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I do like the idea of jam though.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
What is the most the world's most expensive spice?

Speaker 12 (09:40):
Leanne oh?

Speaker 11 (09:44):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Is?

Speaker 10 (09:46):
It?

Speaker 11 (09:46):
Suffer?

Speaker 10 (09:47):
It is?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
What's with that stuff?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I know it's tiny, It's like gold.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
It's gold.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
What's the big deal with it? And when you eat it?

Speaker 11 (09:55):
You well?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Thank you? Brendan for that question number six.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Like, it's not like the basil. I love basil. It
doesn't last long though when you.

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Buy it, it's like avocado too hard, too hard, to hard.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
What a shame that's gone off.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
That's exactly, however.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Cardo Brendan in My Wife.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Christian number six, which Looney Tunes cartoon prominently features the
fictional Acme Corporation, is that road und runner.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Who did the cowboys beat in the footy yesterday?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Leanne?

Speaker 12 (10:34):
Oh the cowboys they beat? I know this one. It
is the night.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Oh, yes, you got it.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
You got it just on the buzzer there, thirty eight
to four.

Speaker 12 (10:48):
Because I lost in my tippings you did.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yes, you a winner today.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
But you're a winner today. And congratulations to you, Dean.
You've run the jam pack. A double pass to Kate
Sobrano plus special guest Mahalia Barnes seeing them at night
at the Barracas Barracks an unmissable event A family pastor
Taronga Zoo, discover Taronga Zoo like never before, Taronga after
Dark coming this October and Jonesie demanded character choose for
the calor as to say the pencils, I say, Leanne,

(11:16):
is there anything you'd like to add to this?

Speaker 12 (11:19):
Oh that is such a beautiful prize.

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Thank you so much. Leanne, you are welcome, You are welcoming.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Nice hippie vibes.

Speaker 14 (11:26):
Ere.

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We started with.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
NoREL who was lying down. NoREL was a yeah yeah,
and then the.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Vibe ofne little ray of sunshine you thank you?

Speaker 11 (11:37):
Bye?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Are you carry on?

Speaker 15 (11:39):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast, Janda.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
You once said on my birthday, Happy Beeban birthday.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Who do I give the money to? It was part
of the speech work Smith.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'm just curious about Terrence Stramp's radical ideas.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
For the James Bond character.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Do you think they would have been You would have
just heard the news then that he that he was
up to be James Bond. But they changed their mind
and heard his radical ideas for the character.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
That's the thing, isn't when you come to the table
with some id.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I can't even imagine.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Well, I'm going to flip through the Jerlmanac, a big
book of musical facts.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
On this day.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
In nineteen eighty three, the Police released their track Every
Breath You Take. It was massively successful from the get go,
cleaned up with several awards the year it was released,
got a Grammy for Song of the Year. It sat
in the top spots number one longer than any other
song that year, including this one.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
That's a big year, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Billy Jean came in second with a seven weeks stay
at number one, a sustained number one brand.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I know you dream of that.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Maybe that's what Terror Stamp wanted for James Bond. Well,
let's hear it, shall we get it?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
On?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Gam The excitement is growing for Papa New Guineas entry
into the NRL in twenty twenty eight. That's a fair
way away. I thought it was happening next year. But
they're coming up with a few names for their side.
They've picked their colors.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
They're saying.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
From what I can read, they're saying they want the
public to name the team.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Oh that's the way.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Guinea face or guinea fowl f o U L like
a football fowl?

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Am I the only one thinking either?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
You are? They've gone with a teal color. The teals
they do well. Middle aged white woman.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
From Mossman to Portmore's.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I would like to see she go bob done. Excuse me,
you've got any beeselor nuts.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Anyway, there's a couple of names that have been bandied about.
They've got the river kings, They've got the crocodiles.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Would they wear crocs on the field?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Once again, is anyone thinking crocodile? In Papua New Guinean
is book books?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
How p uk p uk book books? The book books.
I don't mind the book books. The other one that
I that seems to be getting a little bit of
traction is the Papua New Guinea predators.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
I don't mind that.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
You said earlier you think you are thinking sexual predator.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Well, because sexual predators have ruined it for everyone. I've
ruined thee even the movie Predator. You know, you can't.
I'm off to see Predator, so that's been ruined.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
By pet don't mind the name predator?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah, but you can't. It doesn't work it Would.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
You wear a T shirt with predator exactly?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
You know, come on, it's not going to happen.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I like the idea of, you know, in a homage
to the fuzzy wuzzy angels, what about the Papa fuzzies?

Speaker 4 (14:36):
And you said it makes me uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't think you can use that term out of
its context.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
You know from I don't think it's out of context.
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
That's what the dig is called, the locals, natives that
helped them out when they're going up the coda track.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
We were talking about. Of course, I understand historically what
the reference is. I put this into chet GPT. I
typed in, is it offensive to call someone from Papua
New Guinea a fuzzy wuzzy?

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Can I tell you.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
What if they are indeed a fuzzy was the angel.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Well, the footballers wouldn't be happen.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I'm just saying it's putted well.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
During World War II, as we know, the soldiers in
Papua New Guinea were nicknamed this because of their fuzzy hair,
and they the angels because of the incredible role they
played in saving the soldiers.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
So great.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
But this is today's view, it says here, and I
agree with this. Well, fuzzy waszy Angels was once used affectionately.
The term fuzzy wuzzy on its own is now considered
outdated and potentially offensive. It reduces people to a physical
trait their hair, which can be demeaning when used outside
of its historical concept. So in summary it says he
if fuzzy was he is not a modern respectful way

(15:43):
to refer to someone from Papuo and New Guinea. That
phrase historically has it has its place, but not now.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
This is ruining things for you, Brendan.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
And also I should type in is it okay to
call someone a predator Papa fuzzy?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Oh no?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Okay, well this has been put to the forum. Maybe
wish to get digital gener onto this.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Do a little bit of a pole. Okay, what one
do you like?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
So far we got predators, We've got river kings, crocs,
the crocs, the puck pucks or the Papa fuzzies.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
What's called Papa fuzzy? That reflects history.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Makes me uncomfortable. You've heard what I think. But you know,
we wouldn't be to say I think guinea fowl if
you well.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
The crocs, because what you're speaking is.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
A loan of or Guinea guinea face.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
We'd love to we'll put that on our social.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Go to our social result to our socials and we'll
ask you a little bit later in the show. What
you guys.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
We'll have a result within the hour. What about that, Jonesy.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy no matter of
arms to the pub. Test today is something caught your
ire over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Got my eye and my ire. They call it the
local Derby. It was a great game of football. It
was Randwick Rugby versus East. One of my sons used
to play for East in his ends to play for Easter,
so he was going for East. My other son Liam
is in his final throes of being a physio is
doing his master's in physiotherapy. He works for Roundwick Rugby,

(17:19):
so he obviously was going for Ramwick.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
So we all met up there. It was great.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
So this is at the East Clubhouse the East grounds,
which are lovely. They're fabulous. So you've got your clubhouse there.
Scott cam goes there. I saw Scott Sham on the
way in, so it's a great clubhouse. Then there's the
field and then because we were going for Ranwick, we
were on the other side on sort of these little
stands and this back's onto a golf course. There's the clubhouse,

(17:45):
sells beers, drinks, all kinds of thing. That's where the
toilets are. There's a pop up beer cart on our side.
But there were no toilets there. So I noticed throughout
the afternoon men, grown men weiing against the chain link
fence between the field and the golf golf course.

Speaker 8 (18:05):
This is behind the stands. Behind the stands, I don't
can really see. We could see there were kids playing around.
Everyone's standing up, mingling whatever. You couldn't They had their
backs to us, but there were groups of three.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
One guy was on his phone leaning against the chain
of face at.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
A urinal right, So that was one of your sons.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Was no one guy started it. They're grown men. There
weren't kids. One man started. Then after that, three or
four at a time would go. You know, every time
I looked around, stacks of men wing against the fence.
One guy went to the gulf side of it and
weed facing us. But there was a tree between us.
What on the other side for I don't know, because

(18:49):
the fence, no, there was a gap, so you go through.
But I seem to be the only one that was
surprised and slightly outraged by this. You've often said this
that when you're a man, the world is your toilet.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
True, But if I had to walk all.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
The way around to go to the loop, that's what
women had to do. But the guys just weed against the.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Chain leave for the Unless you're wearing a dress with
no undies, then you can.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
You could probably do it.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
But you know, how would people feel if women did it,
they'd be outright.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
I don't think men would buy it.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh are you joking? If one went and squatted next
to a tree at the football or you would have
talked of nothing else all weekend, I would not mind.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
You would not mind.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
It would not by them.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
This is the thing of men, and I was surprised.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
I'm public urination as it is is. You know, it's
an offense.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
You can get in trouble for it, but as long
as you do it discreetly discrete.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
What's discrete to one person who's not discreete to the others.
I thought at the time too, when when your kids
are little boys, you let them wear against trees and things,
and at some point you say it's inappropriate. You can't
do this anymore. So why is it okay for grown
men to be doing it?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
I don't think it's okay, but I think in under
the circumstances.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
What were those circumstances that there wasn't a portaloo? Well,
there wasn't one for me either.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, well that's that's not my problem. That's just that's
the way you It's but I reckon to view you
that you know you.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Went and squatted.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
If I went squatted.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
There, if the Rosa Parks Nation, I have songs written
about to get on a stand grown men urinating in public?
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
You know, I can't anyone say. I can't see anyone
saying yes.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, I seem to be the only one that was
surprised and slightly outraged by this. It seemed that the
guys are going, oh, yeah, that's what happens.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
I guess that's true.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
You had your pants for cash.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
I've had nothing except because.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
You know, often I see an idea and I go boom.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I want I want to be on the ground floor
of the next money making idea. Unfortunately for me, I
just don't think I've the business savvy the acumen to
come up with stuff. For example, I passed on an
offer to buy into Poost Juice many years ars ago.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Could have been he said who's going to buy orange?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I said, who's drinking juice? So instead I spend my
twenty five thousand dollars on a Harley Davison.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Which has gone up in value in normal, which.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Is right now leaking oil in the car park as
we speak. But have you seen these new cats eyes
that people have on their driveways?

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Have you seen those?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
They're like official Department of Main Roads cat sizes, but
they I don't know how they light up, but they
light up.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
And so individuals are using it would normally be on a.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Road and when I'm coming to work in the morning,
look at that.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
They look great. They're like there you get blue or
yellow or room? Is that tall? Green?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Well, they were designed for outback stations and stuff, you
know where there's no power source, but they've really adapted
them in the Shire so much so that I was
going to buy Someone thought, you know, I might get
some of these from a driveway.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
That would be be cool.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
The planes to land there.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well, I was going to get some until the have
you seen on Instagram the Shire Gazette. No, it's like
the Twodor Advocate, but just sort of it embraces the
southern shor where I come from, but it says driveway
disco fever hits the Shire as residents mistakes suburbia for
outback station and it gives it a strong acreage energy.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
So everyone's got one.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Now does it now look a bit like duftal flights?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
But in your driveway?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
A little bit? At first I thought they look great,
But now it's.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Becoming too much? Now why much?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
But I want to get on the ground floor of those.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's like you're four years too late to go back
to the juice.

Speaker 8 (22:40):
Man, it's too late to go back to juice.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Why can't you come up with a night?

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Why can't I?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Did you invest in something?

Speaker 16 (22:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
This was written in Wikipedia.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I was being interviewed by a journalist to ask me
these weird questions where is that coming from? One of
which was when I hosted a kid's show with Bert
Newton called Showering with Uncle Bertie. I said that was
never a show, wasn't it? And he said, I got
it from Wikipedia? And another thing it said in there
was it? In the eighties? Invested in ATMs for short
statue people, right, and then I'd lost a lot of

(23:12):
money on them. I phoned Andrew Dentt and said, have
you put this in?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
And he said no, it sounds like something you would
do though, Oh.

Speaker 8 (23:19):
Yeah, right, no sham notion podcast.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
When God I wanted to get on right now.

Speaker 11 (23:29):
I'm going your windows, stick.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Your head on a yell.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Amanda was at the rugby It was R. M.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Williams and Moleskins and range Rovers at ten paces.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
And the women who love them.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
It was Randwick taking on easts in the semi final
and it was great. It was a great day and
a lot of people I know are involved, my sons.
No people limbs working for around because physio yah. No,
there was not a yard. It's your impression of rugby yard.
It was not of that, but there. What I did
see was on the opposite side where or where I

(24:05):
was sitting because we were going for the away team.
There was stands where we were sitting, I guess, and
then some greenery and then a golf course. A chain
leap fence separates these two things. Men were just wing
against it. Women had to go around to had to
walk through the mud. I put was mud all the
way around to go to the clubhouse, to go to

(24:25):
the loo and to get and all.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
That sort of stuff. There was a.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Beer part on this side and men were drinking the
beer and just wing against the fence. The world is
your toilet when you're around Like man Brendon Jones once
said that to me, Well.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
As a man, and I'm not a I'm a public
urinated for sure, but I'm very discreet.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
We won't separate that audio and use it again.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
I'm like the Matt Damon of you know in the
Bourne identity. Just you wouldn't know that I've done it.
I'm just I'm very good.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Well discretion people will always say, as long as you discreep,
but everyone's version of discretion is different. These guys would say, well,
I couldn't see people while I was doing it, but
I could see them.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
But your thing is if you went and did it
in the outrage.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
If I squatted down and do it a weir at
the chain link fence, which sounds like a country song.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
You could be then you rosa parks of the movement moment,
keep it nice.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
You'd be the first one that goes and does it.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Peeing grown men peeing in public? Does it pass the
pub test?

Speaker 12 (25:25):
If you got to go, you've got to go.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
If you can do it discreetly, yep, go for it.

Speaker 13 (25:29):
But if you're out in the open in front of everybody,
I don't think that's on Yes and no.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
If it's done in a private place then yes, but
in public no.

Speaker 17 (25:37):
I think it passes the pub test because in a.

Speaker 18 (25:39):
World where women want everything and women are the same
as men, and rah rah rah, they're just a bit
upset that men can do something women can't, and at
the end of the day, women.

Speaker 17 (25:48):
Really want to they can, they just choose not to.
I think there's nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 16 (25:52):
No, it doesn't pass the pub test.

Speaker 17 (25:54):
I mean yes, just because they can flick it out
and do whatever they want. It's got on us females.
If we want to go behind a tree or do
anything like that, it would be absolute public outrage. So no,
it doesn't pass the pub test. But given toilets for
a reason and use them, O.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
I don't have a problem with it.

Speaker 11 (26:09):
You got to go.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
How intriguing saying we could go? We choose not to. Yes,
for a number of reasons.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
To say this. For men with great power comes great response.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
They now have things like she whe's bute. Women can
stand up and do it. Imagine if I did that,
if I went and still with the guys against the
fence and urinated through a cone, I'd.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Have no beef for that. I'd encourage it because it
had become a thing. Come a man to bring out
the she wee again.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
I want to see that thing go.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Do you ever cook things from recipes you find online?

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Yeah I do?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
And do you ever go to the reviews to see
what people have said after they've cooked them? No?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
No I can't.

Speaker 11 (26:51):
I have.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I look for their thing, and then I just trust
what the person put up there, and then I make
it and.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
It works because sometimes the reviews are quite interesting. These
ones have really amused me. These are people who've given
reviews when they've completely cocked up the recipe. What about
this one? Nowhere one star? Nowhere does it say where
or when to add the flour? And someone has replied
saying it says it in step two.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Right.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
This is Lucy who says one out of one thousand,
I'd give this rating if I could. I don't know
how this is supposed to be a chocolate chip cookie recipe.
It doesn't say when to add the chocolate chips, how
many chips to add? Since when the cho chocolate chip
cookies have peanut butter and the response, this isn't a
chocolate chip cookie recipe. It's a peanut butter cookie recipe.

(27:39):
This one from Deborah one star. I have way too
much pumpkin for my one pie and too much condensed milk.
And someone said, Debra, there's no condensed milk in this recipe.
What's wrong with people? This is from Brenda. She has
said this is bubbling and rising, but tastes foul. I
have a spoon. I had a spoonful. Then my husband did.

(28:01):
He nearly vomited. There's no way I'm baking bread with this.
And the author says, don't eat or sour dough starter.
It's intended to be baked, not eaten raw. It contains
raw flour, which can call cause food poisoning. They were
eating the sour dough starter, right.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
That's that smelly thing.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yeah, I mean man. This person says, I don't like peaches,
so I substituted carrots.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Wasn't very good.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
It needs more sweetness, something.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Like a peach. It maybe a peach in there.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
People are idiots. You'll enjoy this one one star, two spicy.
It says sorry, I tried this and it was awful.
It was dry, and the flavor, even if it wasn't dry,
was not good. A lot of the flavor issue could
have been attributable to the sausage I chose. I did
use Italian sausage and didn't vary from the recipe. It

(28:56):
was disappointing hardly anyone from our group of seventeen who
tried it, and I ended up dumping seven eighths of
the pan right. I wanted to try and salvage it,
but what's the point. I'm kidding myself. No one's going
to eat lefts dovers. And this person says it calls
for sage, not sausage. There's no meat in it.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
A couple more here, you're like these you going to town.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I gave one star because it fails to mention. Perhaps
the author doesn't know that xylotol is extremely toxic to dogs.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
It kills.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
And someone said, why would you give lemon drizzled cake
to a dog?

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Have I got time for two?

Speaker 11 (29:35):
More?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Anxious as you want?

Speaker 3 (29:39):
I just feel that we reached our zenith, probably one.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Before that, but this is good.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Carrots have way is in it too much sugar to
be so I replaced them with shredded kale. The cake
turned out nasty, so it's also dry because.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
They use kale. They use kales.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
We get kales good because someone told me once that
Pizza Hut used to use it.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Just got no time for the chap Brenda.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
We've got to move on. I've taken up too much
of your precious anything about it. I apologize for being entertained.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Is there anything about death?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
No, nothing's mentioned. Leave the birth Beef Willington as it is.

Speaker 15 (30:21):
Jonesie and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
And Amanda, it looks like you care. He's a boy star.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Looks good.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
It'll grow back in a second.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
The Papa New Guinean and our old team is coming
online in twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
I thought it was next year, twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I think they're asking for public help to name them.
But they have given some suggestions like, well it wasn't
one predators.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Oh you've gone straight to the predator.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I don't mind the predator. I feel merged it.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Whether they've been has smirched these days by man's inability
to be good.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
So the predator has got a bit of it. It's
got a bit of a tarnished to us.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Well in its natural state, the word predator is good.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, they've got the Papa New Guinea River Kings. That's
another one they've got. The the Papua New Guinea crocodiles
are in Papua New Guinean. That's a puck. Puck crocodile
is a puck pucks, So the pupa New Guinean puck pucks.
I suggested the Pappa and New Guinean. The fuzzy was
the Angels, the fuzzy Wuzzies apparently, say.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Well, I felt uncomfortable with that, and it is kind
of believe that a fuzzy was the angel historically has
its the incredible work that they did during the war.
But to call someone that now is not appropriate.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
What about this said? What about just the Angels, the
puppu New Guinea Angel.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
I don't mind that the nngas the Angels, Guinea Angel,
New Guinea Angels.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
I don't mind that.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
I thought of New Guinea Guinea face or Guinea fowl
fou l like a football foul.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
What happens when you get the public to name So.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
We've asked you what you think it should be. Digital
General will have your responses for us next.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
So we're talking about the New Guinean NRL side coming
online in twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Eight, they've asked for the public to help choose the name.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
They've got ys a problem. They've gone with Teal.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
And so sort of the imagery of is this the
finished image, which.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Is like a crocodile.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
I love the crocodile.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Nailed as far as logos goes, they have nailed that mascot.
That is fantastic and puba New Guinea has a big
history with crocodiles. They're sacred to the New Guineans, and
so we've got that. But what we need to do
is get you involved. And to get you involved, we've
got to get our social media dipstick digital Jenna Jenna,
and she.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Loves cats Snapjack.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
She's a social media girl. We like to call her Meads.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
My suggestion was the New Guinea Angels.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yes, because well, initially you wanted to use the term
fuzzy wuzzy.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
It's not appropriate anymore.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Predators is a big one, and you said you thought
that was in approcess.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
What did you say.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I've suggested guinea fowl foure like a football team, and
mc guinea face. Mc guinea face was my other suggestion. Jenna,
how people feeling about the suggestions that have been tallied
so far.

Speaker 10 (33:17):
Yeah, they're not a fan of Predators, to be honest.
Some people are saying Predators sounds like that they should
be on a watch.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
List you want to watch a team.

Speaker 10 (33:26):
Others are saying that's the creepiest name in all of
professional sports. Predators feels a little bit like petos.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
It does, is what people are saying.

Speaker 10 (33:37):
Another person said, send it upstairs to the bunker, I'll
muck around with it. My favorite is from another guy
named Brendan. He says, why not the Papua New Guinea Angels.
That way you can recognize the historical aspect of World
War two without sounding like a tone deaf.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Gronk Oh, Brendan, one of the Brendans.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
We're both you sharing a brain on this.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Well, I did have to school you in why it's
not appropriate to call them that anymore.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Oh, this is coming from Guinea mc guinea face.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
I'm not offending anyone is a blast.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
From the past.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Our next guest, you know him, you love him. He's
one of Australia's most recognized TV and radio voices. He's
bringing us the latest in Sydney traffic for over twenty
five years.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
We're talking about the great Vic Laruso Vick.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Hello here he is a Jonesy love you guys, and
that is our og traffic.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
I remember intro that we had for you when you
first started.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yep? And people said to me, he said, what are
you playing that for it?

Speaker 2 (34:35):
I said, because it's it always banded down, That's what
Vic Glaruso's doing.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
That'll be five am.

Speaker 6 (34:40):
You'd play that and everyone would know and you'd get
on air and that was there we go.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I was just talking to you before, just off air,
and you were saying that you started your whole run
here when you were doing your HSC nineteen. You're in
year twelve nineteen and now you're the big boss of
the whole business.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
What an incredible ride.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Sydney traffic must have changed enormously over this time.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
Unbelievably changed, especially in Sydney Southwest Northwest. It's just the
expansion of the residential property market out in those areas
is really dictated where the government was spending their money
on expanding the roads. That you look at the M
five out through now it's Picton and Bargo where the
traffic starts in the morning so we've seen the evolution
of Sydney and how much.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
It's grown over those time. Definitely.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I was lucky one time when I first started here
a thousand years ago.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
You said, remember that, why don't.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
You come up in the choppera in the holidays. I'm yeah, reready,
I'll do that. I had a raging hangover.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
I get into the chopp with Vic sits in the
back of the chopper, so he's got all the stuff
and I'm in the front.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
It's the negotiations. We take him up in the helicopter
and we have a chat with it.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
And for the first first forty minutes it was great.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
But after three hours ago, where do you live, Jones?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
You will fly you over your I remember that.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Day and I zoomed it on my house. I remember
with the camera it looked like one of those siege houses.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Yeah, you know, massive, It went for hours.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Hangover having visitors.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Do you know when you're zoom in on a house
and the siege has been going for two hours now
and you can zoom in and out on the house.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
It was pretty cool. But I'm going to sish we
have but the.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Toilet situation, well that was going to ask you that, well,
twenty two thousand hours of flying I have over Sydney
in a helicopter, so twenty two over twenty twenty plus years.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, we pretty much work it.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Before you take off, You go to the bathroom and
you kind of manage how much water you had before.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I bet have you ever been taken ill in the chopper?

Speaker 6 (36:28):
No, but we've had reporters that have come up for
a fly and to learn the shift, and it's been
messy in the machine.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
My youngest son, Jack is in his final year of UNI.
He's doing media and he's working at.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Amazing, absolutely amazing.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Jack's a fantastic reporter.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
He gets up very early on a Saturday morning.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
That shows you how hard.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
That's very very keen. So he sounds great. I'll put
him on replacing me. That'd be great.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
You're in his suit. There's never going to happen.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
But your favorite road in Sydney, what is it? You know,
there have to be one that you really love.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
I think the M four expansion, that the M four
East that's connected you know, every part of Sydney and
you've got orbit or you've got the MA every link
in Sydney at the moment is working, so you still
get your bottlenecks on the M five out through Campbelltown
in the morning. But I think my favorite corridor of
traffic would have to be at the moment the M
one from Gospeard to Sydney. I think the expansion of

(37:24):
the M one's working well. Which is the old F three?

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Yep? What about that raid King George's.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Ray that's your favorite?

Speaker 3 (37:30):
King Now?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Well, when we were at North right after you have
to go on those those the eternal roadworks.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
It's near the just.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
As high up up just north of the King George's Road,
Roselands area.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah, just there near Herstville's. It just goes.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
It's been going for what five years forever, but they're
expanding the roads, they're making it better.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Jones, given they employed the Romans to do it, they
would have had it done by there.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Well, everyone in Sydney thinks traffic's getting worse. You're you're
here to say you don't think it is.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
I think there's a lot of investment into the road
infrastructure across Sydney at the moment, and there's parts that
roadworks go on like you just mentioned there and you're
pulling your hair out, like the freeway freeway where your
traffic's off.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
But once it's done, go through a bit of pain
and you fine.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
If you could get rid of one piece of infrastructure,
and the Wakers Parkway versus.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
The orderly weir, well, if a spit of rain they
both closed.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Are you closes the orderly we has got to be worse, surely.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Definitely when it rains both both of the same, they're
on par sprinkle of rain on the beaches the Wakers
Parkway has done for days.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Do you have friends that say, I'm going out to
blah blah today, tell me the.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Traffic and they blame me if they're stucking always. I
love working with you guys twenty years. I remember the
day too when Gray Midwoods the old program floating that
he that he employed Jonesy out from Triple MM.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
And then he was even more excited when he signed
a man.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
It was like Planet of the Apes here. When I
first came here, I said, oh God, look at this place.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
So I planeted the Apes and then I got a
Manda to come along and.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Join the Apes.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
And this company so lucky to have you.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
They really are going to drive next year is going
to be so exciting for Sydney really is.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Brilliant promised land. That's where we're going to, the fruited fields.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
Absolutely, and this medium being radio, you guys are just
nailing it.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
So local, so intimate. Got together just as a.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, Vic, and thank you for
bringing the most delicious donuts this morning.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
I'm speaking of kissing an ape.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
What idiot donut?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Vic, It's always great to talk to you, Love you guys.

Speaker 9 (39:23):
Thank you, podcasts free instance.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
And Amanda's.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Here we go. Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question of time for Vince. You
get all the questions right, Happy days, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
And then you can make it two thousand dollars if
you want to play double or nothing with a bonus question.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Vince is in fresh water.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Hello, Vince, Hi, Hey you're there?

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Are you there?

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (40:01):
I am? How are you good?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
You're being hands free? Can you hear us clearly?

Speaker 11 (40:05):
Yes? Okay? Good?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
All right, Well, there's long as you can hear us
and we can hear you, we're all going to be okay.
We've got ten questions We've got sixty seconds. If you're
not sure, say past. We might have time to come back.
All right, Vince, let's get stuck into it.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
He comes.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Question number one? What day was it yesterday? Question two?
How many is half a dozen? Question three?

Speaker 4 (40:27):
What colors are on the American flag?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Red? White, and blue?

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Question four? Who was the first man to walk on
the moon?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Leil Armstrong?

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Question five?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Good?

Speaker 4 (40:36):
And tag?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Is hello?

Speaker 4 (40:37):
In which language?

Speaker 11 (40:39):
Good?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Question six? What's the name of Australia's national rugby union team?

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Question seven? Who sings? Living on a prayer?

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Bon Jovi?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Question eight? Where did dumplings originate?

Speaker 13 (40:52):
China?

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Question nine?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
And Greek mythology zeus Aphrodite and her maze are all?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
What got?

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Question ten? Who is Prince William married to?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Okay, here it is.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
You just swam through that, somebody.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Brilliant, Vince, Look at that.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
You had twenty five seconds to go, Vince.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Oh, congratulations, Thank you? Hey, Vince, you've.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Got a thousand bucks?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, and now we put on the oogury booga depensive music.

Speaker 12 (41:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Do you need Jonesy to put on the temptation Dax?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
If you go into quick ones You've got You've got
a little brew a bit. Vince. What you have here
is a thousand dollars in your hot little hand. No
one can take that away from you. I'm thinking that
you will easily double your money. But with this comes risk, Vince. Yeah, yeah,
you're double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
So one question and you've got six seconds to answer it,
and it's so, yeah, one thousand dollars you walk away
with that, that's great. If you decide to we take
away the thousand, but you are playing for two.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Thousand, Vince. I reckon you'll.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Get this all day.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Having said that, Vince, I'll say this.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
In the past, I've led people down the path and
I've overestimated their intelligence.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
But right now I believe.

Speaker 12 (42:11):
You what you know what.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
I absolutely love you guys, and I think I probably could,
but I'm going to say no, you sure I would
be absolutely.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Let me break out tempting pets, Brian. I haven't been
out of a lidden pressed for a while. It's good
for a good airing. Yeah, I'm pointing towards fresh water for.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
You, Vince.

Speaker 11 (42:33):
What do you got to man?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Look, it's not a question of intelligence. It's whether you
know the answer or not.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
You can never tell I don't want to enter into this,
but it's not a trick question.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 11 (42:46):
Okay, all right, let's do ad Vince.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Conditions apply for all the things we've just said.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Vince, you can't come grind to us if you if
you muck this out back. But I reckon you get it.
I reckonize you have.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Six seconds to answer this question. Which UK celebrity is
known as the naked chef Jamie Oliver.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
There is all day.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Suddenly it's two thousand dollars. Oh dad, you congratulations? What
are you going to do with two.

Speaker 12 (43:21):
Grand I will take my wife somewhere and you know what,
I might even bring it back.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Like a man is like a cop. What are you
to do with two thousand dollars?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
I just like to know what it means to somebody
and that sounds a love. Evince, Congratulations, well done.

Speaker 11 (43:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Listen pull marks on your show. Guys in the morning too,
and will you follow us to drive?

Speaker 17 (43:47):
I will try to.

Speaker 12 (43:49):
I will.

Speaker 11 (43:51):
Thank you come.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
With a thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
This morning we put grown men urinating in public to
the pub test. I'd been at the football on the weekend.
Women had to walk around to use the lose, but
guys just help themselves to trees and fences. Ryan with
a He's a very upstanding citizen, Bryan who works with
us here. But he shared a story with us off
here that I'd like him to share publicly, if that's
all right with you, Bryant, of.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Course, what was the story?

Speaker 7 (44:19):
When I was living and working on the Sunny Coast,
We're out for a night of drinking and there were
some distances between the pubs that we were going to.
So by the time I got to the last pub,
the pub was being very responsible for their RSA and
said you can't come in, young man. But I was desperate,
desperate to go to the bathroom, so I had to

(44:40):
discreetly hide myself away from public viewing. The next thing
I knew midstream, I got a tap on the shoulder
from the boys in blue saying time to stop, and I,
like Jim Carrey, I can't go. It stings and I
got done for public urination and we had to.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
Go to court.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
And what happened in court, well, because I explained to
the police officer at the time, I just said, look,
you're correct, I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong here. I
deserve what's coming to me. The police officer relayed that
to the judge as well, and he said, off, you go,
no need to be here. And I was like the
last guy in the lineup of the people that the

(45:20):
judge had to see. So he was dealing with drunk
drivers and all that sort of stuff who were being
very aggressive. So I was really worried by the time
my turn came up, and he's just going to go nuts.
But because I was polite, he went off, you go.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
And the fact that, as you say, you wanted to
do the right thing, but you were allowed to. You
needed to go to the lou and they didn't let
you in.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
There were no other public facilities available anywhere. There wasn't
a macas, there wasn't a KFC or anything like that.
It's just you and a war Yeah, it was just
me and a car't park and I had to.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
You couldn't do a mcwee. That's why they call it,
or a mcwee with lies.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
You go in there and there's no one else in
there and you just want to use the toilet and
they look at you and you say, oh, yeah, I'm
going to get some food in a minute, but then
you use.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
The toilet and you nick off. That's called a mcwee.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
With lives because you've lied to them.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Well, look, the tribal drum is going to beat for this.
I had no choice but to wi and it's not
going to Let's not make it mankey. But sometimes there
are times when well, what are you going to do?

Speaker 3 (46:22):
I was standing in humans like Ryan with a bee
sitting here here?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
When't you want an aeroplane? Once Brendan had to use
the loop Yeah, and they were landing.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
You said, lady said you can't go in there now,
and I said to the hosty, this is just happening.
It's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
And then we landed in Melbourne and I was in
and she was saying you all right, and then I see,
I'm fine, don't worry, it's perfectly fine. I trusted the
pilot's abilities to get the plane down and.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Yours to stand up.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
If we crashed, it would have been a different care.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
For absolutely, but we didn't. Tribal drum is beating for this.
I had no choice but to weave podcast at the
Rugby on the weekend. I suburban Rugby. Well, you know
it was the shoot.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Shield and it's not that bad.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
And it was Randwick versus East at East Clubhouse which
is gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Moleskins at R and Williams and rage rovers.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
And grown men wing against the chain link fence between
the field or the back of the field and the
stadium of the stands, etc. And the golf course which
is next to it, just man after man going up
and when women can't do that. But I do acknowledge
that there are times, and there were public toilets there
they could have chosen otherwise. But I do acknowledge there
are sometimes where there is no option. We heard from

(47:35):
Ryan with the bee.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, he ran foul of the law, had to go
and face the judge and the judge led him off.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, because as Brian said, he wanted to
go into the pub to urinate. They said you're too
joint to come, and he said, well where else can
I go? Where else can I go?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
I'm sure he said it just that way to the
tribal drummers beating. I had no choice but to wi
Forrest Gump happened to hear me when meant JFK happy
if you believe the history books.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Catherine has joined us.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Hello Catherine, I'm pleased to hear from women. When did
it happen to you?

Speaker 13 (48:09):
I used to go at a retail store and the
morning I got there, I found the front window being
smashed in and OBO was the only one, and of
course I needed to go the toilet, and I held on.

Speaker 16 (48:22):
I held on.

Speaker 13 (48:22):
I held on because I didn't have a toilet in
the shop. So what I ended up having to do
is grab a coffee camp and I had to stand
out the back and have a win in that. But
then that wasn't the end of it. Because I've held
on for so long, it was like the slug gates.
So I had to pull up another coffee car. So
I had two coffee cups a wie I had to
pour down the drain and both of them ended up

(48:44):
in the rubbish.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
That is the thing.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
When you break the seal, you know you've got a
you know, although I applaud your aim, Catherine, well this
is why it's hard for women. That's why it's hard
for women. Like you had two coffee cups. Clear, it's
not grubby. This is this is biological and interesting. Claire,
what happened a.

Speaker 12 (49:08):
Friend I mad of the club one night and the
windscreen was frozen, so we thought the thoriady added p
on it, and he got caught and had to go
to court. And the judge was quite amused because his
surname was Peden, and he said, peened on.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
Well, slow Dwan in court Claire, thank you windscreen.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
I guess the work. Oh, you wouldn't want to crack it.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
No, you wouldn't want to crack it.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Are we still doing this?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yes? Way, I love it.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
I had no choice but to pee. Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Podcast Johnsie and amandam a tucker bag. It was a
bag talking bag.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
They're already on TV.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
A story that was born from the pub test this
morning about men urinating in public.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yes, and is that okay? At some point you stop
your sons doing it when they're younger, and then here
are these grown men doing it. Well, at some point,
I I appreciate that you can't help yourself.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
There are no alternatives.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
And then Ryan with a bee who looks like but
it wouldn't melt in his mouth, was brought unstuck by
the law because he had Dui.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
He was trying to get into a pub. They said
you can't come in here. He said, I'm so sorry,
I've got a Wii. And then next minute, tap on
the shoulder by a police and.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Then he's facing the judge, and the judge led him
off because he was so nice. The tribal dramas bidding.
I had no choice but to wed remember that guy.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
This guy, he didn't know the camera was on him,
and he's just that's that's what happened.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Caroline has choice.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I love the women are calling in Hello Caroline when
this happened.

Speaker 17 (50:49):
Good Morning Jones and Amanda. No, this happened to a
good friend of mine. She was unfortunately caught in the
tunnels on the five Big accident, waiting, waiting, absolutely busting.
So she had two kids in the car. She's getting
what am I going to do? I'm getting desperate. I
do practical mind, chicked in, rubbed a nappy, shoved it

(51:13):
under a.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
I've often wondered what you do, because I've been desperate
sometimes in my car, almost resigned myself to WI in
my own.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
So maybe in your car, carry around you know the
essentials spare tire jack and a pack of Kimby's.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Actually that that's a very good salute. Actually hard you're
onto something.

Speaker 8 (51:33):
That's a that's a life hal Thank you that has
given me a live hack.

Speaker 17 (51:37):
You have to She did have to whip the pants
down so that, you know, with the steering wheel. But
you know she got there in the air.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
We understand how it works.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
She didn't put it over the top of the car.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Are we taking the more? The more they were in undated.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
If people want to talk, we're happy to listen. Sham
podcast Gold.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
But at one point seven, hello there, as Jonesy demanded
the tribal dramas beating. I had no choice, but do we.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
That happened?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
That happens like something I would do on Today Extra
when they're crossing over to you and you're just sitting
in that studio.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
But the difference is you'd know very well you're on camera.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I do it for the do it for the clicks.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
You do it to go viral.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
We had a great hack. Carol just rang before.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Carol Anne said that a friend of hers had been
caught in a tunnel.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
A breakdown.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Wasn't her breakdown, but she's just stuck and seeing what
are we going to do for hours and hours. She
had young children in the car, so she had a
nappy in the glove box and used the nappy. I
think that's a great idea. I'm going to start carrying
a nappy in my glove box because it also means
you'll always win it.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
I Spye.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
The only one's thinking, I think you are. Maxine has
joined us.

Speaker 11 (52:52):
Hello Maxine, Hello guys, how are you very well?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
I love that women are calling in. Who had to weep?

Speaker 11 (52:57):
When it was the I was My sister is a
line dancing teacher, and I was at her class and
we were learning a new dance and my friends had
sat it out and they were sitting down and I
turned the wrong way and my feet went the wrong
way anyway, and so I just did this little funny
tap dance and I looked over it them they were laughing,

(53:19):
and then I laughed and I went, oh, and I
had to cross my legs and I'm bending over because
I couldn't stop laughing. And I and the people behind
me in the classict.

Speaker 18 (53:29):
Go and she's gonna tear pants.

Speaker 11 (53:31):
And I just had to keep my legs cross and
do a funny little run out to the corridor where
the toilets were.

Speaker 12 (53:39):
It was very embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
We've all done that dance.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Maybe that's a new line dancing.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Look and once you start, once it starts to go,
yeah to live you laughing, that's it.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Bootscoot and boogie, that's it.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
That's it. You'll fill your boots.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Thank you, Max.

Speaker 11 (53:55):
Hello, Bess, Hey, how are you well?

Speaker 7 (53:58):
What happened?

Speaker 16 (54:00):
Well, it was in Rome and we've been I was
with a girlfriend. We were traveling.

Speaker 14 (54:06):
And we've been you I'd seen all day and anyway,
we got back it was evening and we were waiting
to catch this bus and back to our accommodation and
we both had to go and I said I have
to do this.

Speaker 16 (54:23):
And there was all these cars passed and we were.

Speaker 14 (54:26):
Next to this like church hall, but all the cars parked,
and I said, I'm just going to go in between
the cars, and my friend said, I'm not doing that
no way.

Speaker 16 (54:35):
Anyway, I went all good. My friend went, oh god,
I'm going to have to go. So I said, just
do what I did. So she went between the cars.
Just as she went down mid slow the doors of
this church hall, I'm open, a stream of people just
came out towards my friend. She's panicking and she couldn't stop.

(54:57):
And thank god I'd already gone, Otherwise I would have
worked with hands.

Speaker 19 (55:03):
No, no, thank you, coolies.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
What have we got today?

Speaker 18 (55:22):
What gets my goolies is family, think and just take
over truck stops.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Sorry, but the truckies Lounge is just for truckies.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
We've been driving long hours, it's been a hard day.

Speaker 18 (55:32):
We just want a nice, decent, quiet break while we
have something to eat and get going again. The last
thing we need is to put up with your kids
running around making apen noise and carrying on.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
That's what gets my goolies.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
The truckies lounge is sacrisanct. When I was a kid,
I used to look in there and go, what's going
on in there?

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Sacrisanct.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Don't go in dream of going, nor should you.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Man, that's a whole new world in there. Unless you're
driving a truck, don't go in there.

Speaker 9 (55:59):
What else what gets my goolies is three quarters sleep.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Now my uniform has three quarters sleeves.

Speaker 9 (56:06):
They're too hot in summer, they're not all enough in
the winter. And I spend my whole day and with
my fingers up the arm and my jumper trying to
tease down the sleet where it continually bunches at my elbows.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
That's a dreadful feeling, you know what a bunch of yellow.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
It's a dreadful inside you, Jackie. You don't want that
worst thing out with the baddom of the good.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
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Speaker 3 (56:28):
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Speaker 4 (56:41):
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Speaker 2 (56:41):
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Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
One of our favorite games. It's a trivia game. Some
people are up and Adam out of bed. NoREL from
Roselands played today and it took us a while to
work out what was going on.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Have a listen.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Norella is in Roselands.

Speaker 13 (56:57):
Hi, NoREL, how are you okay?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
You called? We're not cops called you? Are you okay? Good?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Sure?

Speaker 11 (57:11):
You're lying here.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
That's what she was lying in bed.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
It's like wearing taxi drive. You're talking to.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Me right at YouTube. That's enough.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
She did ring us, by the way, but people are
hostile at that time in the morning. I will be
back again tomorrow for Tuesday show and he Go is next.
He's got the golden tickets to the biggest music event
of the year.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
The iHeartRadio Music Festival in Vegas. You are going to
love it.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
You've got Ed Sheer and there.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
You've got John Foggery, You've got Maroon five, got the Offspring,
You've got stacks of Stax, A.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Star Tim McGraw. That'd be great. We'll be back for
jam Nation at six tonight.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
We'll see you then.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Good day to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Good good bite.

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