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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app Well,
what a show today, Friend, Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
It was action packed.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I introduced you to the world of Neo, a R
and B artist who has his marriage has ended and
now he's outed himself as polyamorous. Doesn't just go for
cockatoos B. He has four girlfriends at the moment and
they all went out on the town. We'll discuss all
of that.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Chicken wings, do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
We talk about our new book, which is out this week.
We give you Yeah, we give you an insight into
what the book's about.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Charlie Sheen is in the news again as a new
documentary about him on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
M Gillaspie has all the details on that.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
And the tribal drum is beating for I want to
apologize for dot dot dot. It's never too late.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Enjoy the podcast miracle of recording.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
We had so many requests for them to do it again.
Mistress Amanda and ms Keller.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend is in a broom making
the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the
legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Congratulations, man, we are there any right now? Jersey and Amanda,
you're doing a great job.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Good radio.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Sorry but of a tongue twist set an idiot and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Shoot Timy, we're on there. Tell me the morney to you, Amanda?
How are you today? Whoa?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
You know? What's Saturday? Sports wise? It's not a good day.
I had a great weekend, but the Wallaby is lost,
the All Blacks lost.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, you know, Saturday sports day for me was great
because the Sharks one that was good. And if I
remember rightly, me on Friday said these very Friday, these
very words. If the Sharks beat the Roosters on Saturday night,
they will win the Grand Final.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
That was me on Friday. It was you on Friday.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
You know I said to that my kids. I watched
it with Liam and Jack.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
How they go.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
All we can do now is hope that the Sharks
get annihilated next week, or me or which would you
rather get in the Grand Final and lose fifty nil.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't think about that at that point.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's all about it's all about just beating camera next week.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
So that's who. Now, how do I go out? If
the Sharks beat Camera.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
They win the Grand Final, they'll win the Grand Final.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
No, actually they could lose it if they win the
Grand Final.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
So who's playing her next weekend?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
So Radiers versus Sharks, Bulldogs versus Panthers. Did you watch
it all the Camera game yesterday? Goodness me, poor camera fans.
I thought that Ricky Stewart was going to chew for
his own face. Yeah, it was a bit where he's
just eating his own face.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well, I was watching at the beginning. Then I left
room frol and I came back and I was looking
at the clock's still going.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's happened, it's still going now.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Well, I don't understand how they get that try.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Bron goes get it.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I mean Camera gets to try and then the trye
didn't happen obviously, but also when Rich Walsh went to
do the kick and the other player ran into him and.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
They said, oh no, hang on a minute.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Because each time I think of this game's over, I
want to make dinner.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
The toilet water won the day.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
The toilet water won the day. He should bottle it.
I think they already do. It's called coconut water.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Anyway, we'll talk more about it.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
But you know, in a way, when the rooster's lost,
Liam and Jack and I and then we kind of
felt there's a certain relief that comes to not having
to care anymore. There's a certain lightness when your team's out.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's true. You've got mad Monday.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, I've got mad Monday. I'm going to go all day.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
And drink out of your toilet.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's what I'm going to do.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
You will unpack all of this. And I am not
a gloady pants.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Okay, I'm not sounding like the walks around doing this
doing these ones.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, works on radio.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'm not that sort of person.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Okay, sounds like you're gloating a little bit, not gloating
at all. Sounds like you might be gloating, you asked
Ryan Ran names Brian rightan with.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
A b am. I gloating? Do you think just a
little bit? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Thank you, Thank you, Brian.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Brian's teams out.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
He and I now have the weight of the world
off our shoulders.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for you
still having to support a team wondering how they're going
to go week to week. It's a terrible burden for you.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
If the Sharks beat the Raiders, they will win the
Grand Final.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
It's been said, it's a lock, been said, BOTHO said.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Action Packed show today, m Leslie's going to be joining us.
What's she talking about? Because it was really interesting and
I've completely.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Forgotten Charlie Sheen has read his new book.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Because I've got his book here, be interesting to talk
about that.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Also, Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything
until we do the Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
His question number one, which geometric shape is generally used
for stop signs GM nation.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
We have for you the Magnificent Seven. There are seven questions.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Can you go all the way and answer us seven
questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Well, I'd say gloating isn't attractive, and I'd like most
people to take notice of that message that gloating is
unattractive and won't be tolerant.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I think they are a poor loser as well as
its attractive.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I think such you know, it's sensitive times. But also,
as I was saying, I think it's a relief to
not now be in Footies finals because it was a
burden and now I can live my life again.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
And that is a burden that we will have to
shore up with where we're in there.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Nonetheless, were you there, Brendan, Did you start that brawl?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
No, I'm sure it was terrible.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
In the midst of the brawl, I'm sure you're could
get people saying, but the dat said the roosters were
going to race.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
What the brawl was about. We've got Tony of Glacia.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Hello, Tony, Hello, good, very well, Tony. Here's question one
for you. Which geometric shape is generally used for stop signs?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
There is gone?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
What's the name of the viral toy monster with high
pointed ears and serrated teeth.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I've come a long way from Barbie, haven't we.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, the kids are into them, adults are into them.
Digital Jenny here is into them.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
You hang them off your handbag.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
And although she's her interest is waning on these things,
she says they've.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Become too popular. I got no idea, Sorry, Tony. James
is in Windsor, Hello, James.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Do you know the name of the viral toy monster
with high pointed is and serrated teeth?

Speaker 7 (06:58):
I've got it on the tip of my tongue.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
But I can't get it out.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I'm sorry, so serrated teeth.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
It's not Barbie's Boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Teen fifty five twenty two. Do you know the answer
to this? What is the name of the viral toy
monster with high pointed ease and serrated teeth? Sam podcast
The Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
We're bogged down on question number two.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
It's going to Harry and frenchis forest? Hello, Harry, Hi,
how are you very well? Le's se if we're going
to answer this, what's the name of this viral toy monster?
High pointed is serrated teeth? What is it?

Speaker 8 (07:36):
It's a la booboo.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's a la booboo.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Just play when Siri sings, Harry, what song is Sirius singing?

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Lalla La La La warm it up, Lalla La la la.
The boys are waiting, La la la la la warm
it up. The boys are waiting.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Wow, Wow, Harry, your.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Not calypso chalise cal.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
It brings the yard and.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
The where's the lala bit?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
But I have picture?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
What's the lala bit?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
That's Monday?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Come on question four? What was one of the earliest
forms of contraceptive made from Was it a lizard skin?
Be crocodile dung or see a kidnas spikes? Come on, he.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Crocodile that with a degree of authority, Harry, are you
an expert in this field?

Speaker 8 (08:47):
No, not at all. It just sounds the least painful.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Well, it is true. Crocodile done was effective because it
probably puts you off sex. But it also attributed to
creating a physical barrier against sperm because of its high
our kalinity. Was a natural sperm site. If you need
to know, there you go.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
You're like you doing a bit of beyond two thousand kids.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I am, and therefore we'll never have sperm any more.
I'll drink to.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
That if you want to.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Which artist has a song called hit Me Baby One
More Time?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Harry?

Speaker 9 (09:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh Harry, Sorry, Harry.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
I know it's Monday, make but come on.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
We showed up Hailey's in Riverston. Hello, Hailey? Hi. Which
artist has a song called hit Me Baby One More Time?
Britney spears.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
What is the process by which plants convert sunlight into energy?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Hailey? This a bit of energy, bit of sun streaming
onto your little face.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Question number seven?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Here it is, Hailey.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
What was the final score in the broncos V Raiders
game last night.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
And it was a game and a half. In fact,
it's still going. What a game did you watch that? Hailey?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, that's not the question.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
We're not the cop, Hailey, We're just making conversation. It's okay, Hailey.
Where were you last night?

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Hailey?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
There's a knock at the door, Hailey.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Congratulations you won the jam packets all coming away to
Waronga Zoo Family pass to discover Taronga Zoo like never before,
Toronto After Dark.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's coming this October.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Tickets and a VIP backstage pass to leek Ernigan at
the Coliseum Theater. Get your tickets now. And Josie Amanda
caricatures feed to color in some saler pancils. Hay, anything
you'd like to add.

Speaker 9 (10:39):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
You are welcoming.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Thank you for wrapping it up doing whatever you're doing
in the farious.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Deeds Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Oh my Kale was just meant to be a decoration.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
You know where you heard that funds fact on this
very show When I.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Told you that, whon did you say you don't listen
to a word?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
I summing thumbing through a big book of musical facts.
Oh well, any well on this day. In nineteen eighty four,
the Cars released their song You might think you know
that song? Yeah, you might think. The hit won the
first ever Video of the Year gong at the MTV
Music Awards.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
You know what video would beat? Tell me Michael Jackson's thriller.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Really, do you remember? It's almost like a feature film.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
There was a feature film, but do you remember the
film clip for You might think it was Rika Kasek,
the lead singer, stalking this aspirational girlfriend, a girl that
he would never get in eighties animation, and he pops
up in her bath in a periscope.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I don't remember any of that.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
I do you know?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
You say that a girl he'd never get he was
married to a supermodel.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, I guess so many years. Maybe it was his
girlfriend Paulina someone around. I always think.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
About David Brent, you know, when in the office when
he did If you don't know me by now, there's
no way that David Brent's character would be with that
girl anyway.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
That beat Michael Jackson's Zombie Dance. The Cars split up
four year years later, which is a shame that they
were doing well.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
In twenty eleven, they reunited they had this song take
another look, not really saying.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Well, let's go roscope down, Let's let's go back to
the heyday. This is a great song the cars. You
might think gam Nation.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Are you a fan Brendan of R and B.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Do you know of the singer Neo? Not any neo
like the character from Yep? What was that movie?

Speaker 3 (12:49):
The Matrix?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
The Matrix? Thank you? No, it's n e y over
the dash in the middle. He's he had these a
couple of big songs. This is one of the misindependent
she got.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
I know this, That's why it's the port comments.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, so there's that.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
He has come out.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
He was married.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Then the marriage broke up in twenty twenty two and
he revealed he was polyamorous. Do you know what that means?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Many misses?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Not many missus. Necessarily it could mean many missus, but
basically it means it's the polyamory is the practice and
philosophy as if it's a philosophy of having multiple loving,
consensual and intimate relationships simultaneously having it off with a
lot of people at the same.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
When you say similaneously yours, I'm getting a bit of
an orgy vibe.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
I don't, not necessarily, or maybe I don't know. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
About an orgy. That's not for me. I don't know.
I don't think. What do you do?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
What do you do? Where do you look?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Well, there's going to be a everyone happy?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Is everyone happy?

Speaker 3 (13:54):
People please?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Or as you know, it would be exhausting. No, it's
not for anyone. The psychology of it is interesting, isn't
it that you have to be a certain type of
person to be able to do this. He was interviewed
about being polyamorous on a TV show and he said
this multiple women.

Speaker 10 (14:10):
You've got to be a great multitasker.

Speaker 11 (14:12):
You have to be a good multitasker. You have to
be a great listener. You have to be patient. And
these are three things that I kind of pride myself on.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
The last I heard was three.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
But is it four? Now? Four?

Speaker 12 (14:22):
So are you gonna keep at it?

Speaker 11 (14:23):
Or I have seven children and four girlfriends. I'm spray
pretty thin right now. I think where I'm at, you know,
I'm happy. I'm happy where I'm at. You know, I
won't say that this was planned. I didn't wake up
one day and say all right, I'm gonna go get
four girlfriends, and it didn't.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Really happen like that.

Speaker 11 (14:37):
It's just kind of you can't help who you're attracted to,
you who you fall in love with.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
You know. It's like in my world, it's like motorcycles.

Speaker 13 (14:45):
You have my motorcycle, and then you have an accident
on that motorcycle, and then you get another motorcycle to
fill the while that mitosox.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Is getting repaid.

Speaker 13 (14:52):
And then when that matosol gets repaid, you think, well,
now I've got two mitosoxles, and all of a sudden
you got five.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
So be pleased when it comes to box.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
You know, I have fantasize about setting them up and
getting a chariot and.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Then getting them to pool me around the town.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
But that's I think you're student for the pulling. But
this is what's happened. He's been seeing out on the
town with his four girlfriends. They went on a shopping
spring in La. The girls were seen leaving an underwear
shop with full shopping bags before they had share cocktails
and dinner together. What are you.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Laughing at underwear shop? Shop?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
No, I'm sure it's some sexy underwear shop. They're not
all buying their big you know, cottontails. I love a
cotton lows. So he has spoken out. Now he's revealed
his so called quote pyramid of girlfriends. I hope they
don't all get their pyramid. At the same time, he
has said, I'd like to introduce you to them, ladies

(15:47):
and gens.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I present my pyramid.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Christina aka PB that's for pretty Baby, Ari l A
k A TF that's twin flame. Yep, there's money m
O n E like Roman Numeral's II. She's PF Phoenix Feather.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
You know why am I writing this down? I'm writing
this down. I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
And then there's also Bri aka SLS Sexy Little Something.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Right, Okay, there you go.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, and he said they've just got one rule. Then
we're not gonna lie to each other. We're not gonna
sit up here and blow smoke. I ain't selling no dreams.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Okay, well that sounds that sounds great. So yeah, I'll
be a part of that. Does one of them leak
on the garage floor.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Like my box, they all turn over every morning. You've
got no problem.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
That's all you want.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
That's all you want.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Let's get on down to the jonesy demand of arms.
The pub test.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
This all stem from selling my daughter did on the weekend.
My daughter is a super chef, and she was gonna
come around for the footy on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Stop mentioning it, and I said, She said, what are
we gonna eat?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
And I said, I'm making sausage sandwiches, gonna sausage in
a roll.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
My wife's sitting up, put some salad, and I said great.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
And then Rome piped and says, oh, buy a groper
and bring that around.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
I said, a groper, A big gropery fish.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Oh yeah, And I said, I don't want big, stinky,
bony fish on my barbecue. We're making sausages and bread
and salad, and I'm you know what, I was a
bit accepting of the salad. I would have been happy
without that, but that was to keep the women folk happy.
And then Ram said, oh, well, you didn't like the
chicken wings last week for Father's Day, And I said,

(17:35):
I hate chicken wings. When you said to me, I'm
going to make food for you, what would you like,
I said, anything but chicken wings. And you bought around
a tray of chicken wings that no one ate and
which I just threw out yesterday.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Chicken wings are one of those things. When I grew up,
my mother used to deep fried chicken wings and my brother,
we need one hundred and fifty eight million of them.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Was that wing can put on a bit of can dish.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
And if you have them and they're nicely done and
blah blah blah. But let's cut to the chase. There's
not enough meat. It's all elbows and connective tissue. It's
skin and elbows, it's cartilage. I like a drummet if
there's enough little bit, meaty bit in it. But the
chicken wings, there's not enough meat to justify the fiddliness.
Some people might like the fiddliness. Don't waste my time

(18:23):
at ad.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
I'm going to get on a limb here. I just
don't like bony food. I don't. I've evolved that much
as a human. I don't need to eat bony food.
I get a tea.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Bone steak, and I can cut that off. But even
if someone said you can have like a what's it
called you your cut or a.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I feel sill eat tea bones? You don't see them
very often, do well?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Are those places they make your barbecue your own food?
You know those places like your kitchen. You go to
a park and they make your barbecue the food.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I have done that for a while.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
No, I don't think anyone does that.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Some of the comments here for the chicken Wings interesting.
Someone said they're a lobster of the land, meaning young
and easy to pick up and nice tea lobster. Lobster
is the most fiddly thing of all time. Don't waste my.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Time, Brad, and lobster too hard.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Unless someone's done all the hard work for I'm not sure.
I don't want to sit in a massively expensive restaurant
in a bib.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
A sloop mangan has scooped it all out and put
it in a nice butter sauce.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
And served it to me personally, I'm not interested.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, let's limit this to chicken wings. Do they pass
the pub test? No?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, Jamaid, I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
I'm not sure. A couple of drinks.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I'm pretty sure that game is still going camera and
the broncos it's still going now.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
I can't believe how long that game went for.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well, I watched the beginning and I've left the room
for a minute, and it came back and I said,
what's happened? Like I was in a time war, I
was twenty past six.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I just felt for Ricky Stewart's face. I thought he
was going to eat his own face. And there was
this camera supporter in the crowd that was so happy
and then so sad, and I thought I couldn't live
with that.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
That is a dreadful time. But you think you've won
the game, then it's taken away from you.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
But they they get another crack. Yes, feel sorry for me.
Feel sorry for Rooster supporters who don't get a second crack.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
The Sharks will take on camera.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I'm sick of talking about it, okay.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
And at this time of year, you've got to think
about the physicality of the game, and the players are
just gassed and like, particularly after the game when they
interview them, what about this poor Storm player?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Jonah, your first.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Taste of a Finals footy?

Speaker 14 (20:24):
How did you find that first forty?

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, it's fast and intense, always handy when you're forty.

Speaker 14 (20:28):
Twenty comes off and the boys are able to play.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Off the back of it.

Speaker 15 (20:31):
Yeah, I haven't been great early my kicking game, so
it's going to get one of the end, but jud
ship seven times a certain sideway.

Speaker 16 (20:37):
Yeah, it's going to go back into our clothes and
try and put them on a pressure having how much
born down there.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
They've had all the board out of here, so then
you go back into that the second alfer.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
That's luck. Thank you, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I'm looking forward to that podcast, The poor kids Gassed.
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh dear.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Sham notion podcast when God take, I wanted to get
on right now.

Speaker 7 (21:01):
I feel like I'm taking pleasing Now go to your windows.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
Your head on a yell hell.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Down to the jonesy amount of arms to the pub test.
Chicken wings Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
They're a good party food, they are novel Well, actually
they're all greasy and hard to wear.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
The worst party food in the world because then you
give the person a bone, and then if you're hosting
the party, they don't know where to put the bone,
and then four months later you find it in a
pod plan.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
That's another reason I hate yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Or you get little napkins with them and then.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
You're stuck in there.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
You're holding cord and you're stuck with this bone and
napkin in your hand.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Why do we even bother.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
When I was younger, my mother used to deep fry
them and they was just a giant plate of them
in the middle of the table. They were delicious, but
really I don't know whether there's less meat on them
these days. I don't know, but there's just not enough
meat for me. It's all elbows and connective tissue.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
I don't know. Don't waste my time.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Chicken wings they passed the pub's alpost a connective tissue.
It's my new restaurant.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
They certainly don't pass the pub test.

Speaker 16 (22:11):
What you're doing is fucking it on a bone out
in public.

Speaker 7 (22:15):
They're terrible.

Speaker 8 (22:16):
They sure do anser fashion and that's all eating roads
of pumpkin fief. Any food that you're burning calories are
actually eating the food, using good food.

Speaker 9 (22:26):
There is nothing nicer than having a nice chicken wing
with honey, soy, garlic and picking them up and young
young they do.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
The only thing though they equal four, is making chicken stock.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
I think chicken wings definitely do not pass the pub tips.

Speaker 17 (22:42):
They are like a sexy dream.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
They're all nice, good and comfortable.

Speaker 16 (22:46):
But in the end, there's just nothing there.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Creasy fingers there holding a bone, and.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
You and I both follow the side home and away
the early years, and it always gives this great goal
from our fame favorite Assie Soap, and they put together
great montages.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
You remember, for example, the obviously I was wrong montage.
I thought there was more to us. But obviously I
was wrong. I thought you had more gas in it.

Speaker 11 (23:22):
That's wrong, Just silly enough to think that most of
our friends thought the same way.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Obviously I was wrong.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I told Margaret you'd be smart enough to get you,
to get you on this. Obviously I was wrong, et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
What about what about it didn't come down in the
last shower? Have you got any idea what time it is?

Speaker 1 (23:40):
We didn't know I was going to take you long.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Sorry, Do you think I came down in the last shower? Boy?
She says, you threatened that, you threatened that I'm doing
the talking.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
Here and I didn't come down in the last shower.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Well, then you'd like to come back in a couple
of hours.

Speaker 12 (23:52):
The must think I came down in the last shower.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Alf really leaned into that.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
His fingers must be so pruney. See if you can
spot the magic word in this montage. I'm going home.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
You're not slag as you're from a pinball slag just too,
just because your slag doesn't move me, all off, sliterate
who some of the slag because nothing? I called her
a stupid slag, So what.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
You're stupid slag?

Speaker 5 (24:20):
You guys, your pretty boy looks like you don't find it,
blondie and who's going to do it?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Jaggly slag? He slag. I think he's talking to herself.
I want to catch up to that angel slag. Make
your pardon.

Speaker 17 (24:32):
She's a slag.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Step so maybe she's a nice slag. It's a bad
name hanging around this slag like her. Well, you better
off if you asked me if she was a slag.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Anyway, you're a big slag. I will not tolerate this
kind of insolence. I don't know what you've seen a
stupid slag. Shut your face, real tough, go away, Bobby,
don't be slag. You know what a slack here, slag
Kelly Marsh got more going for than a ugly slag
like you didn't dream about.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
That was Irene's last week words as she went away
in the limost Flags it's jeeved slag cleave it up
with you guys. That's gold Jonesy and Amanda podcast The
Brief Adult Lives.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
It's like a Meredith for a psychist. When you came
to work for me all those years ago, I said,
just give me two years, give me two years to
get me out of the PLoP of these guys.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Then you wanted to be daughters braces.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
We'll get the ratings up and we'll be okay. And
we did, and we have and here we are twenty years.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Can you believe it?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Twenty years of Jonesy and Amanda, and we have a
new book celebrating twenty years of you and me. It's
it's a well, I wanted to make it a pop
up book, but there wasn't enough cardboard for enormous.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Head right, Okay, so but it was going to get
a deal with Busy.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
We've spoken about you and I sat down and chatted
about all the kinds of stuff we love about the show,
that our favorite guests, our stupid moment mistakes, all the
rest of it. And we've compiled all of that into
a fantastic book.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yes, and this book goes on sale this week through
book Topia.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
We're giving Gold Club members exclusive access with a direct
link your way coming away at three o'clock today.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
If you don't want to miss out, you can sign
up to the Gold Club now to receive the link.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yep I head to Gold one. I won seven dot
com dot Au and the book. You know what it's
called what slag.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Some light amusing gags. It's an acronyms.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Pump up the Jam. I came up with that.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I came up with that.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
What you didn't come up with? Slag?

Speaker 7 (26:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
I came up with pump up the Jam. Twenty years
of Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Anyway, it's very very exciting podcast.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
And I've got a few mates that have to wear
high vias that I've always made my thoughts clear about
high vis I think it's just it's just a procedure,
like in the We Love Procedures in Australia, and you
see these guys walk around with high vis and hard
hats and stuff and then there's nothing around them that
will fall on them or everyone could see them. And
there was a time there where they said, oh, motorcyclists

(27:19):
are going to have to all wear high vias, and
it wasn't really a thing. It was just a copper
mentioned in Melbourne. How do we get motorcycles more to
be seen more? And they he say yes, oh, maybe
high vis. And then the motorcycle community said, you can't
make me wear high vis. And it's been proven that
high vis on a motorcycle doesn't really make any difference.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
They don't see either way.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
What about the people that wear high vis and camo pants?

Speaker 3 (27:42):
What are you trying to see or not?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Well, and that's not about this, but I was watching
an ad for mining last night and they had a
bunch of people in high vis with the light till colors.
You know when the team high vis with a nice
pastel or something like that.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Have you seen that.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Well, they can make them fashion ish.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
And then we're just discussing what would you rather see
clean high vis like brand new high vis politician on
a work site, or really dirty high vis someone's been
down in the mines and it's filthy dirty. And the
consensus was worn high vis, meaning it's been clean and
it's been through the wash a few times.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
You want to see that were on your TV for
a sign of authenticity.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
No, that's just when you see high vis. That's the
acceptable High. If you see new High vis it's.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Like a four wall drive. It doesn't have any mud
on it.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, that guy hasn't done it. Day's hard work in
his wife. And then this went further about a CDC
T shirts. So Brian, this is the world. Brian last
week was rocking an ac DC shirt with the small font,
and then.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
We were all talking about the small font and it.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Became I wasn't Brian, Just so you know, the more.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
The small font of an A shirt is more cultured
than the big font cultured.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
What do you mean the small is you're discerning a
c DC fan. You know they're wearing the small font.
Will the big font is your Balinese? So it's more Bogan.
Have you got pictures the band?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
You know you might have Bond Scott with angers young
on the shoulders with flames all over it.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
That's Bogan. I actually have that shirt and I was
told that that's a shirt. Is Bogan a CDC. So
now that's where we're at.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Clean ivey is sturdy, heart being alive and you've got
small fund, which Brian is.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
You look at Brian who's rocking.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
The guns and razor shirt today, by the way, and
that doesn't look Actually, all guns of rose shirt do
have a degree of Bogan to them.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
So I'm just saying, when you go out there, and
I thought it was hard dressing as a girl, so you.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Know, you could have like an a CDC found with
a small fond, you know, review your breasts and.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
The one.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
He says, I'm a professor, boo, just say, you know,
when you're dressing for work today.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I appreciate it. Thank yous, tournament, put on your dance
and shoes.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Don't give me your best shot.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
That's entertainment with m Gillespie and the Charlie Sheen documentary
has dropped.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
How do I present this with any class? I think
we're past that, Generalie, we're past that.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (30:19):
When you've got a lot of shame about a lot
of stuff, shame, shame is suffocating. I lit the fuse,
you know, and my line turns into everything it's it
wasn't supposed to hear.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Hello, do you m hello?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 18 (30:34):
Charlie Sheen has a new documentary series on Netflix. It's
a two parter about three hours in total. And guys,
I really didn't want to like it, but I loved it.
He is extremely likable in this series. It's very, very
brutally honest. It's not like you know a lot of
the celeb docos we've got in the last few years,

(30:54):
and they're very manufactured. The celebrities themselves ep them and
they kind of curate a very specific story.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
This is not one of those shows.

Speaker 18 (31:02):
We've got people like Denise Richards his ex wife on board,
John Cryer, his co star from To An Arm Men,
Chuck Laurie, the guy that made Two and a Half Men,
Sean Penn, his childhood friend, even his brother, Ramon Estevez,
he's former drug dealer, a guy called Marco who's along
for the ride. And all of these people are from
all of his life, you know, from childhood to today.

(31:24):
They've been there for him, they've been through it with him,
or they've walked away from him through all of his scandals,
and they lay it all out there.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
It's brutally honest, but I liked it a lot.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
He's very likable. Unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Is this all about redemption for him? I think possibly yes.
I think it's also about setting the record straight.

Speaker 18 (31:45):
He twenty twenty was about the time that he really
went off the deep end. Remember he was all over
Twitter and YouTube with his like winning thing, and he
was doing a world tour speaking to her basically trash
talking everyone that's ever defended him or worked with him.
I think he wanted to set the record straight for
a lot.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Of those people.

Speaker 18 (32:04):
Denise Richards comes off as an absolute saint in this.
She even though they split a long time ago, she's
still a big part of his life. She's helped raise
his twin sons who he had with his third wife
after they split, and she was there during kind of
on set two and a Half Men, when he was
spiraling and on one hundred different drugs. She'd show up,

(32:25):
she'd make him sandwiches, make sure he get fed. She'd
feed the sex workers who were in his caravan because
it was like.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Oh, well you're here, I'll feed you guys too. She's awesome, Yeah,
really really interesting.

Speaker 18 (32:38):
He also set the record straight on a couple of
kind of longer term rumors. There was that rumor that
Corey Heim, the late child actor called Seldman, had accused
Charlie Sheen of abusing him, assaulting him.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
He said he raped him.

Speaker 18 (32:52):
Yeah, he did say he raped him. But Charlie Sheen
said it's absolute ball crap. There's no way it happened.
It's impossible. The kid's mum even came out and said
it was impossible, couldn't have happened. So he tried to
clear the air. There, he goes into his HIV diagnosis.
He apparently had this near death experience after decades and
decades of drug abuse. He was really, really sick. They

(33:12):
couldn't figure it out. It was worse than withdrawal. And
that's when Denise said to him, have you been tested
for HIV recently?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
And that's what it was.

Speaker 18 (33:21):
He discusses that he's never transmitted HIV to anyone. He
said it's just not true, but that he's paid millions
and millions of dollars in settlements to people who have
come forward saying that he did give it to them.
He said those payments ranged from about half a mil
to one and a half mill when he was on
to and a half just to shut them up. Just yeah, basically,
he said, just to make them go away. And he said,

(33:42):
I'm sure more people will come out of the woodwork
after this doco. And you know, he kind of says,
like bring it on.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I've said him recently in Bookie, which is a great
comedy series at the moment about an LA sports bookie
and Charlie Sheen placed himself in it.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
But it's written by it's produced by Chuck Laurie. Didn't
they have a massive falling out.

Speaker 18 (34:03):
They had a huge falling out because Charlie re signed
with two and a half men.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
He was getting two million dollars us an episode.

Speaker 18 (34:10):
His co star John Cryer was on a third of that,
and then that's when he really ramped up his drug abuse.
He was taking testosterone with everything else, which he said
is really went his brain kind of went full scrambled.
But Chuck Laurie, who I don't know, the studio didn't
seem to do a lot in terms of duty of care.
He was clearly off the deep end for a long time,

(34:31):
and they still wanted to kind of get him on
set keep the show going. But then Charlie went nuclear
and he just, yeah, he trash talked Chuck Laurie.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Chuck Laurie walked away from it.

Speaker 18 (34:41):
But he is part of the doco and everyone that
is involved really paints a picture of a very complicated
but kind of deeply likable person. He just has this
charming impact on everyone. His dad, Martin Sheen, and brother
Emilio Estevez are not involved in the docco, but they
kind of have Charlie's blessing and he's very very candid

(35:01):
about his relationship with them. Martin Sheen sounds like a
really supportive father through all of this. There is one
one of his brothers who speaks to the family's stuff.
I guess Ramonestevez and God. Martin Sheine's been through it
with Charlie. The amount of times he tried to get
him into rehab, the amount of times Charlie went to
rehab and then left really really scary stuff. It's a

(35:25):
miracle that he is alive today, to tell you the truth.
But he's like seven or eighty, is sober.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
He looks amazing and celibate apparently apparently it's celibate for
a nom.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
It's probably full had Probably it's probably just dropped off.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Can't afford the lawsuits.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Well, thank you, m thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
It's on Netflix, aka Charlie Sheen. I actually really recommend you.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Gillespie go check it out.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Check out of the Daily os m Blesbie podcast.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Instance and Amanda's winning ten Questions sixty seconds on the
clock he had passed you to. I know an answer
will come back to that question of time permits. You
get all the questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
You can make it two thousand dollars if you like
by answering a bonus question. But it is double or nothing,
or you can.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Be like Steve on Friday.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I remember Steve's phone for weeks and weeks and weeks,
and finally got on. It was his big chance question
one how many numbers are on an analogue clock?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Then twelve twelve step plops.

Speaker 7 (36:41):
I'm looking at the phone.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
What am I doing?

Speaker 16 (36:43):
Give me another ship?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Give me an I still.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Understand what he meant by looking at his phone.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
I don't know. Brian's flapping his hands around. What's about it? Mate?
I mean I could.

Speaker 14 (36:52):
I can make the argument that the answer is actually fourteen,
and if you count the zero, the answer is fifteen.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Okay, Well maybe kept basse thoughts to yourself.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Brian. My head hurts.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
It's Monday. Just stop. Noah is in Duliche Hill. Noah,
good morning, it's you, bro.

Speaker 7 (37:11):
What's Jones?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
How are you? Bro? I'm very well. I like when
we talk Street.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I love the bro around the Inner West. That's how
I'm like. I'm like Anthony Alban you know, not a.

Speaker 7 (37:23):
Yeah, the planes, get rid of the planes.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
You're going to get the planes, dol, It's going to happen.
It's it's it's great.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Jones doesn't live anywhere, you know.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
I love when planes go over. I love it. I
love it.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Those leer jets come past. Look, no, let's see what
we can do. We've got ten questions. We've got sixty seconds.
If you're not sure, say past, we might have time
to come back. Okay, we'll do.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
Thanks guys, good luck.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Right here we go. He's question number one? Who is
our Prime Minister?

Speaker 7 (37:53):
Anthony?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Question two?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Traditionally what food is on top of a shepherd's pie?

Speaker 7 (38:02):
Potato?

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Potato? Three?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Corn flower is a shade of which color? Question four?
Star spangled banner is a national anthem for which country America?
Question five?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
A bachelor's handbag is a nickname for which food?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Question six? What's the name of the dad dog on
the TV show Bluey? Question seven? In which decade was
the first iPod released?

Speaker 7 (38:34):
Twenty ten?

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Question eight?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
What stadium is the AFL Grand Final held at?

Speaker 7 (38:41):
Olia?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
No, the afl AFLG, THECG.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I gave you the one about the first iPod because
it's what decade was the two thousands you said, twenty ten?
I think of gave that to you the name of
the dad dog in the TV show Bluey You paused,
we pause, excuse the pun? Were you close to getting there?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
No, that's a bandit. A bachelor's handbag is a name
for carrying a cooked chuok around in that plastic bag.

Speaker 7 (39:09):
Okay, I don't think I would have gotten that.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, is a shade of blue blue?

Speaker 7 (39:15):
Okay, I would have said white. While I have Sydney
on the line. I just want to say that nasty
people are only nasty because they have nasty lives. So
be nice to each other because.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
It will catch on.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
And yeah, just you know, don't attribute to malice what
can be attributed to ignorance. So everyone be nice to
each other and have a great morning.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Okay, thank you, how lovely?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Get off your phones for a bit, folks, That's what
I'm saying. That one's going to be too jazz. Maybe
drop a few few certain like Instagram or x or
any of those things. Don't drop us of course, because
we're good.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
No it is a force for evil.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
You don't think we came to no, Noah is a
force for good, not evil. What did I says? A
force for evil?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
No breadful? I meant to say, a force for good.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
No. Just with the record, Noah is a force for good, goodness.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Teach him to be nice.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
You have a good day, Noah, thank you. Gam nice.
Narah of Dalachu is not evil, my brain.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
He just said the most lovely thing. He said, I
want to encourage everyone just to be nice to each other.
And I said, Noah, they're a force for evil.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
I meant to say, the algorithm. That's what's happening, the
algorithms good force for good. Noah, you are good. Well.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Speaking of apologies, and I do like I would like
to apologize to Noah for that. I saw this thing,
this man and he is a grown man saying. In
fourth grade, I accused a girl of taking my calculator.
She threw some sass at me, so I told the
teacher on her. She got in trouble and got her
recess taken away for the for the week. Jessica, if

(40:56):
you're reading this, I'm sorry for accusing you because I
just found that calculator in my basement. The statute of
limitations does not count when it comes to apologies. I
don't think it's ever too late to issue apology.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Would you like to apologize to me, Brendan for a
number of things you've said and done over the.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Years, for being an exemplary co host who has treated
you like a princess for the last twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
And if I'm guilty of that, I apologize.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I apologized well before we were working together, we were Palarus, So.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
You have nothing to apologize for.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
No, all right, fair enough, I'd like to apologize.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
When I was in sixth class at school and we
rolled a cricket grass roller, it got away from us
and we were sitting on it and went into a
guy's house and collapsed his card port, putting the carport
onto his car.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
That wasn't an accident. We deliberately rolled it onto the road.
We just walked think, but you.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Know it even made the last Did you get punished?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
No, no, no, we were like we all stuck to
our story and said that we were sitting on it
and just got away.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Actually, if someone did that to you and something blood
you absolutely would you rotten kids, blah blah blah, And.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
That guilt is I've had that for a long long time.
So I apologize to that man, and he's.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Cardboard, and I go past that house quite regularly.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Well, my neighbor Cary, who would have thought.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
A roller would jump so high in the air as well?
Once it got onto the road, it hit the gull
and we thought I'll definitely stop there.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
It went about three foot in the air.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
So if anything had taught us about potential, kinetic energy,
all those things, it's a good lesson.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
He should be happy to know you've been educated. Carol,
my neighbor, and I were once at the shop and
Carol reached out and squashed a caramelo bear, and the
lady behind the counter said, picked it up and went,
who would do this?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Why?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
She said, stealing is one thing, but why would people
squash things? And we said, I don't know. I like
to apologize for her because it was us.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
You know, this is something I reckon the tribal drum
would be for. I want to apologize for real.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
There's no statute of limitations on an apology if you'd like,
we don't care how small or how big it is.
Give us an.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Apology if we get some sort of grizzly thing on that.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Well, maybe nothing too grizzly.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Grizzly is good, Grizzly works. Okay, podcast the tribal drum
is beating. I want to apologize for.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
It's never too late to apology.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Matt has joined us.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Hello, Matt, who would you like to apologize to? And why?

Speaker 4 (43:39):
I'd like to apologize to my mate Damien because we
thought it was a good idea to put anchovy oil
on his pillow at school camp many years ago.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
What were the implications of that, Matt, Well, he couldn't
sleep on a pillo for the rest of the camp.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
You'll pillar us.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah, you sound like you're still finding it amusing.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Matt.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
It wasn't really felt.

Speaker 16 (44:04):
I don't even know why we better for sure.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
And then I put it to you, you're just doing
this to bring it up because you're relishing in the
joke that you played on your mate.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
He's still enjoying it a bit too much.

Speaker 17 (44:14):
I should feel quite bad for doing it.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Is Dama still in your life?

Speaker 7 (44:18):
Yeah, he is actually a good mate. He is overseas now,
so I hope you're listening.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
But well we've got him on the line now.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Any seafood intolerant mass Yeah, we don't good on your ma.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Thank you, Matt. I still think you're bragging bred.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Hello Brett, who are you apologizing to?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (44:38):
James and Amanda, I've got apologized to a whole workplace
because Lee and my mate's body in the two thousand,
we're in the same workplace and we went and bought
like a universal remote control, and we had in our pockets.
We would change it between each other and during State
of Origins or Grand Finals would be turning the television

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on and off. And the point where the workplace throughout
this big, sixty inch beautiful television and there was nothing
wrong with it at all. Sorry, I'm so sorry, but
it was the funniest thing. And it went on for
about three or four years. I feel healthy.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
You know once again, you don't sounds agreed. It's a
hint of glee.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Well, I'm glad you. Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 12 (45:32):
Podcast Tips four announcers trying to get a career in radio.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
The tribal drama is beating. I want to apologize for
I'm not hearing much remorse. It was a little bit
of glee.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
People are apologizing for all kinds of things. What kicked
us off was this man who says, in fourth grader,
I accused a girl of taking my calculator. She got
in trouble, but the teacher got her recess taken away
for the week. Jessica, if you're reading this, I'm sorry
for accusing you because I just found that calculator in
my basement A number of years later.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
HOLI it kidnapped. Start McGill. Lisa has joined us.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Hello Lisa, who are you apologizing to?

Speaker 17 (46:19):
I'm apologizing to my good friend. And yeah, so I
feel pretty bad about this. We went on a holiday together.
She's ghosted me for the last three months. Yeah, because
we're at the airport, it was pretty cold. She went
into the bathroom. She came out of the bathroom, she said, oh,
I'm so hot, and I said, why are.

Speaker 9 (46:39):
You having a flush?

Speaker 7 (46:40):
Meaning like a hot flush?

Speaker 6 (46:41):
And she got a little bit overwhelmed and quite upset
with me and lost her you know what? And yeah,
so the holiday pretty much turned to yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Something else. What do you think you're referring to flushing
the toilet? But why would she find that so offensive?

Speaker 9 (46:59):
Well, because she's pre metaportal Amanda. And yeah, she's nearly
she's nearly fifty, and I think that she's in denial,
but I'm fla. If you're listening and and it's life,
embrace it. There's nothing you can do about it. It's coming,
regardless or not.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
That's the kind of thing you can say to someone
maybe when you're thirty and when you say having a
hot flash, and then if you're sensitive about it, it
hits differently.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
I guess, and Lisa is very very sorry. Thank you
for that.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Yes, that's a tough one being imagine going on holidays
as somebody's not trying too. It's being married.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Yess yess Hello.

Speaker 16 (47:41):
I would like to apologize to my little sister for
feeding her turkey wings. Because growing up, all she ever
really ate was chicken and potato. We called her the
chicken and potato kid, and she'd eat chicken and she'd
peel it off like a like strings of chicken. But
then one day my dad bought turkey wings and then
we had to we cooked them, and she saw them
and she went to eat them and she said, this

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doesn't look right. Well, no, no, it's just a really
big chicken, and we had to spend the whole meal
to her that really she was eating chicken. And she
was very skeptical the whole time and kept pulling faces
it at us every time she took a bite. But
we just kept convincing her that she was eating chicken,
and she ate a whole one, but with like that
funny look of it on her face.

Speaker 18 (48:23):
And I just have to.

Speaker 16 (48:24):
Apologize because yes, we did lie to you. It was
not it was chicken.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
It was And sometimes, you know, you think I don't
feel right about having kept that lie going. How many
years ago was that?

Speaker 16 (48:36):
Um oh, that would be like said to you, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Well, I'm glad you got that apology off and just
laughing away doesn't sound very remorseful.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
And she never spoke to her sister again.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Thank you for all your calls.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Share podcast. Actually, speaking of apologies, Brendan, maybe you would
like to offer an apology to the population of Australia, well,
the population of Australia that watched you on television on Friday.
What I do back.

Speaker 14 (49:05):
There are fears this morning that the assassination of right
wing political commentator Charlie Kirk could send political violence.

Speaker 16 (49:12):
To new levels.

Speaker 15 (49:13):
Let's go today's sake on this with commentator Shelly Horton
and go of their fans, Brendan Jones and Jones in
his same essay, Donald Trump is blaming.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
So what happened there on the Telly on Friday? Introduced you?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yes, and but there's a very serious topic, the assassination
of Charlie Kirk. And they cut to you and you're
just smiling into the camera like a loom. And then
when they say we're crossing to Brendan Jones, you and
you actually did a double take.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Now, okay, you're right, listen to the bit.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Okay, So this is what happened, Because what happens I
do this radio show, I run straight to Channel Night
and they just hand me a sheet of papers and
it could be one minute you're talking about what not
to do on a first date and then or they
suddenly change it to euphanasia.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
How do you feel about it? So there's a gear chage.
So I come in, welcome back.

Speaker 14 (50:00):
There are fears this morning that the assassination of right
wing political commentator Charlie Kirk could send political violence to
new levels.

Speaker 15 (50:08):
Let's go today's take on this with commentator Shelley Horton
and go there Brendan Jones and Jones in his.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
And then I'll go, hang on a minute, Oh, hang on,
this is a Jenna has sent me a screenshot because
I asked you about this. Trust you you just doing
a big smiling straight down the camera.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Yes, like a girl. And that's a very serious subject.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
And it says, underneath is the writing Charlie Kirk assassination.
That's a political commentator, laid laysbar, deep division and just you're.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Going, I'm on TV. You know, I just didn't come on.
It's in the monocy. Ever watched me on TV? Whatsoever?
I just happened to catch it.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I happened to catch it on Friday.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Where were you in an airport lounge or a prison
or a hospital?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Because that's what he looks, happy and smiling when I
read the story underneath them at what a shame?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
What's true?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
People watch that show and they see carl just laughing
away and they Carlos, let's pay them another three million bucks.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
When that's not when underneath the words Charlie Kirk assassinations.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Okay, well let's bring it up. I don't think that's
funny at all. It's a very serious sub of course,
it is serious listening.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
You should have done your seriously, I'm doing that.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
It's seventeen to nine, your work colleague, just picking up
on every minutiae of your small TV career.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Well, maybe what gets your gul is is when invaluable
television space is wasted on a.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Go Yeah, okay, ye, jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Twenty thousand dollars for our favorite goolie of the year
will be giving that away in December thanks to Miselle
stocks and gravies.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
That's a nice bit of buns right there. Sure is.
What have we got? You know what gets my ghoulies
When it's spring time, you're in a good spring cleaning mood.

Speaker 6 (51:56):
You get out, you gurney the house, you clean and
all you pull the fly screen frames off and get
the windows sparkling clean, and then you.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Try and put the fly screen frames back in.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
There is no way those things fit.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
You bend them, you buckle them, you twist them around
upside down trying to shove him in there, and they
just won't fit in there.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
And then you spend an hour doing that. You leave
them off anyway, and you end up with a house
full of flies. It's true.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Have you ever tried to do it?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
One time I went into a whole craage and threw
it into my neighbor's yard, and then he knocked on
the nod, said it must have been.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
A big wind. The other night. Your fly screens are
all ended up in my yard. I'd rather put up
with the flies. What else have we got?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Okay, it's my gallies.

Speaker 10 (52:36):
Is I do all the washing, you know, so the eroning,
the drying, the folding, they're putting away. Everything has a
home bloodly and neat and tidy, so you can find
everything and come trotting along as my husband who has
to rummage through every drawer in his wardrobe, and he's
pulling these pairs of socks out, or this t shirt
or a pair of jeans or shirt and not wearing it,
just throws it back in the drawer or lays it

(52:58):
over its chair. Why can't he put it back where
he found it? I don't know why I bother? I know?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Why do you think we do it for us?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
They don't notice? No one else notices. So fighters with yourself?

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Really do you never know when you need that guns
and Roses shirt that's right down the very bottom of
the pile. Okay, whatever with about him of the good.
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Speaker 3 (53:40):
You know how the drill works? Noah from Dullachill, he
moy lovely.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
He failed at Instagram, but he gave us a heartwarming
statement really reflects the times.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
That we are living in.

Speaker 7 (53:50):
I just want to say that nasty people are only
nasty because they have nasty lives. So be nice to
each other because it will catch on, you know. Don't
attribute to malice what can be attributed to ignorant. Everyone
be nice to each other and have a great morning.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Hey, Noah is a force for evil. Don't think we
came to No.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Noah is a force for good, not evil. What did
I say was a force for evil?

Speaker 1 (54:11):
No, that's breadful.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
He's saying, you've you've fed the algorithm wrong, you fool.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
A force for good. For the record, no hour of
dullich Hill is a force for good. He is a
shining beacon right at you too. That's enough, dear me.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
We will be back tomorrow, looking forward to Tuesday's show
coming up next. You know who is a force for good?
Tell me have a look at his little face pressed
up against the glass.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Little he go.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
There he is, I had that's his face.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
He's got ten k in a day, twenty four hours,
ten thousand dollars that could be yours.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
We'll be back from six tonight, from jam nation. We
are a force for good. We'll see then you well,
thank god, that's over. Good bite, good bite.

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