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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, hello there, Hello. Why are you seeing that?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
They just talk like that, you know, like one of
those people that don't really go anywhere with the conversation.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
They're all on current affair of people.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
That's like tired, asked Wendy.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, you know she was small mouth. When small mouth,
i'd ask small mouth. She had it all going on.
How are you feeling about the unsolicited political texts you've
been getting from mostly live palmer?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, he tried to ring me the other day and
I wouldn't take you ring you. He tried to ring
me the other day. I wouldn't take.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
He's call, trying to knock on my door.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I said no, Sorry, Clive.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
He says it's just like a how to vote card,
other people saying I don't think so. Because I can't unsubscribe,
I can't respond. And yet, strangely it's illegal. How do
you feel about it? We'll put it to the pub tics.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
What should be illegal as you're trying to poison us
all with TikTok tucka.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Look, we've had fish cooked in a dishwasher before, but
I saw a TikTok recipe where someone cooked chicken. We
ate it. I'm not sure about it. I still don't
feel very well.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
The Mushroom Lady's case starts now in the year which
in Victoria. Sure, it's a grizzly sort of set of situation,
but when you look at it, the town and more
wells done well.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
The town is excited. We're going to talk about that,
and I'm going to go through the history of the
Democracy Sausage. It's quite interesting actually, and if you're somewhere
that doesn't have a Democracy Sausage on Saturday, you won't
miss out. I'll tell you why.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
The Miracle of recording.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Mistress Amanda's Miss Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Friend in making the tools of the Trade.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
The legendary part Jonesy, Amanda.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
The actresstions men, we're the ready right now.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
I need your face, Josey and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
You're doing a great job, anyone, but you.

Speaker 8 (02:06):
Still good radio.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Sorry but it's a tongue twist said and Amanda.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Shoot, Tim, we're on the air. Were good morning star
shine right now.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
By the miracle of recording.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
We're going to go to a recent Sunday morning service
in the which too, precious little girl. We're saying good
good money in a dungeon somewhere in ms Keller.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Amanda, Amanda, Mistress Amanda is to the brings.

Speaker 9 (02:35):
Of sad Amanda Bad Bad Amanda.

Speaker 10 (02:38):
Brendan was there too.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. It'll
be stopping you out grabbing.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
This is pulling off, he says to me. Jones, personal
friends and Zias.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
That's what the day stands. From Stan's School, Elwood School.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
We all congratulations, men, We're the ready right now. Your face,
Josie and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 11 (03:02):
I'm not a couple of drinks.

Speaker 12 (03:03):
The legendary poet Jersey, Amanda the actress, anyone selfie giants.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Done a really good poo, wear a mash.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Come.

Speaker 13 (03:15):
Good radio.

Speaker 14 (03:16):
Sorry but Amanda.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Good morning to you. Amanda.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Hi vinsay breaking news, Trump the next Pope.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
We just look at the television in here and it
says Trump the next Pope. They know he was elected.
When the orange smoke comes out, and if it's car
Key smoke, you know it's Robert Hine.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Someone's laid off a flair.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
The good thing is, though, you have to go into
the conclave. And I think it's isn't it radio silence
for a while?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Everyone would appreciate a couple of weeks of radio silence
from Donald Trump.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I thought that Schoma would be the next Pape. I'll
give it a go. I'll have a crack at that.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
But is he Catholic?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
No, it's Christian that But what I'm saying, remember Sco,
Remember Schom I was doing everything.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Remember what he was Prime minister too?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
He was doing ever, the minister for everything. Maybe Eddie
Maguire could give it a crack. He's done everything.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Maybe I could give it a crack.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Do you well, two weeks of radio silence would be
a dream, right? I mean, how do you think you'd
go as the pope?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
You know?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Are you open hearted?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (04:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Are you a humanist?

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yes, yes, some conditions of plants.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Celibate, so yeah at all? And I like a drink,
so I think it'd be okay, Well you're and.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
It's as simple as that. What color would the smoke.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Be from your duries? I don't smoke cigarette anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
It would be white smoke when I'm smoking the bags,
that could be That's what it would be.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Wednesday, Action Packed Show Today.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
TikTok Tucket Today.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh I'm hungry too.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, it could either be great or it could kill you, okay,
because if it's undercooked, it will kill you.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Also on the show today, we've got two thousand dollars
cash thanks to our pals Channel seven.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Did you see the code word last night?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yes? I did. I'm not going to blab it. I'm
not going to blab it.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Because Johnny come in lately, We'll end up getting him.
We want someone that actually watched Mark and Angela's news
last night.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Also, coming up Instagram makes us return and we can't
do anything till we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Question number one, which sport is a racket, a net
and a shuttlecock?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Why don't you call us some plate yam nation.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
If we have for you the magnificent seven seven questions,
can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
If you do that, a man will say, I.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Think we're in for a very rainy week, is what
I'm going to say. Have you got any stains at home?
Any holes, any flooding.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
No, I just did some gathering. Got some gathering, sort of.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I've got a bit of a stain growing on my
bedroom ceiling. Oh no, good, get some workmen in.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Well, well, what's happened there?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I don't know that. You probably have it.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
You want me to get to my guys. I've got
some guys.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I've got some guys and some guys actually at my
home already doing things.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
But have you got a roofing guys.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Well, it's all right, because you've got the same roofing
guys that Barry would recommend for me, heritage ruffing guys.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I'm just saying, these guys, you've got tiles of slate
on your roof. They're the greatest guys in the world.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Well, it's an expanding stain, so we will get to be.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
A dead possum. Is it brown stain?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Or brown like brown like a very light like a
shroud of Chewin kind of arrangement. Maybe someone's up there
in a shroud.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Maybe you got one of those intruders living in your house.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, okay, so why don't you make me anxious and
paranoim It could be the rain.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Let's get into the leg of since seven. Fiona is
in Oyster Bay.

Speaker 9 (06:31):
Hello, how are you?

Speaker 6 (06:34):
We are well?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Question number one? Which sport is a racket, a net
and a shuttle cock?

Speaker 9 (06:40):
Shuttle cock?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah no, no that's.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Not no, it's called shadow cock or badminton.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I've never heard it called shuttlecock.

Speaker 9 (06:47):
Yeah yeah, I've always knowned shuttle.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Then I say it's so, how many days are there
in a leap? Fia?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
You can make it up if you like and we'll agree.
Twenty h Brendan, would you like to say yes?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'd like to go with you on that.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Brendon, would you like to ding that one as well? Okay?
Now I sometimes say twenty eight congratulations?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
What are you living on?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Venus?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
James is in win Hello James? How many days are
in a leap here? James?

Speaker 9 (07:21):
Three sixty five?

Speaker 3 (07:22):
No, No, I'm going to do the Larry.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's interesting because this is the stuff. But you know
when you when you're a kid, but you can get
it when you're an adult. This would use it, This
would tease me too.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Thirteen thirteen oh, thirteen fifty five twenty two and new
number say it again thirteen fifty five twenty two. I
like it it's like an angel song.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Twenty first is thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, like it will just give you a ding. Can
you go on Tom.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Call Us and play the magnificenes we just do.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
Sit podcast go.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
By to one point seven. Hello, there, it's Jonesy Demander.
We are into magnificent set. We find ourselves.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Only a question number two that's.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Code for hurry up, dumbos.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Hello, me too? In hornsby, How are you good? Thank you?
How are you going very well? How many days are
there in a leap here?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Let's play riff raff?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh, okay me to have a listen. Which song has
this riff?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, that's a face melter. I can listen to that
all day.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Do you know what me too?

Speaker 9 (08:46):
Honor of the Lonely Hut?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yes it is, Yes, that's it. Question number four for
you is multiple choice. Which of these items was not
found in the tomb of King tut a board, games,
be a golden toilet or see a dagger made from meteorite,

(09:08):
daga from meteorite. No, that was in the tomb.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Thank you, me too, Love you movement. Greg's in Blacktown,
Hello Greg?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Hello, So think about the tomb of King Tut picture this.
One of these things was in and one wasn't. Which
one was not found in the tomb? Board games? Or
a golden toilet?

Speaker 6 (09:31):
A board games?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Board games in them? That an ancient version of a.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Board gameplunkin there a mouse trap?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Everyone's got that.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Allison is in Mount Karinga.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Hi, Allison, Hey.

Speaker 11 (09:46):
Are you very well?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I'm going to give you the three options to see
if you're paying attention, which of these was not found
in King Tut's tomb board games? A golden toilet or
a dagger made from meteorite? Be a golden Why is
that this toilet hadn't been invented?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Then where did they go?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Well, they went to the loo on a wooden stool
with a hole in it, a pit of sand underneath.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
No one Egyptians walked, Funny, Alliable, What did we do
before toilets?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Everybody talks about time travel a stick paper.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
In Roman times? But if you were a time travel
and imagin're going back.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
To those I can't time travel because of the plumbing.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah because you like that, you mat, Sam Huan, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
But that that ancient Scottish plumbing. I could not do it, Sorry, Sam,
And all those kilts. You know underneath it just bad hygiene.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
True or false? Today is the last day of April, Allison.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
True, it's going to be made tomorrow. Question six, Which
natural disaster is measured by a Richter scale? That's it, Alison.
We're wasting your time out, little monosyllabic. But that's fair enough.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
In what state does the Magic round of the footy
kickoff tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (10:57):
Round?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yes, it's in Queensland, Allison. With just four words, You've
done it.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
It's like talking to a team.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
You've done it.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Congratulations, Allison, You've won the Jam Packet two hundred and
fifty price line voucher from Quality Health Quality Health Vitamins,
Australian owned, offered at everyday low prices, a price line
double past to Anthony Klear and Tim Campbell. The songs
of Elton and George. That's happening this Saturday at the
coliseum and Jones and Amanda caricatures for you to color
in and some sailor pencils, Allison, anything you'd like to add?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Thank you and go to the cowboys this week here.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Who are they playing?

Speaker 8 (11:31):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (11:32):
I can't remember, but.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I hope they beat them.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Sound them the Roosters or the Sharks. Actually who is playing?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I think the Roosters are taking on them.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Well, I'm not into the footy this year. Tom's signaling dart.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
The darts will tell who will win. That's tomorrow. That's
tomorrow the darts. Well just goes to show I don't
know what.

Speaker 10 (11:54):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
And Amanda with great sadness that I announced this.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
No great Sharks are playing the Eels in the Magic
Round on Friday.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
And the Risters are playing the Dolphins Friday.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Losing from a team, I've just had a lot of
stuff going on. That game that they played against the
West Tigers look a lot.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Out of you. Golden Point was very grat I watched it.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Man, Liam Thomas, can you hit a post? There should
be a maybe Nico was aiming for the post. That's
quite a skill when you look at it.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
You should put that to him saying congratulations Nico.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Do you know they should do when they're playing footy
like that?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
They should say I'm going for that post and then
they should say, okay, if you get that post.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
You get ten points. What about that?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Well, should we get Peter of a Landy's on the
line and you can put that too. I know I'm
writing it on an eggshell, so I keep that idea safe.
I'm going to fick through the Germanic though I do
book the musical fancs. This is a song you don't
hear a lot on this day. In nineteen eighty eight,
Little Riverband released Love is a Bridge Wow, aidental song.

(13:00):
Since the famous Australian band first formed in nineteen seventy five,
they have had thirty two members. Among them, of course
John Farnham, Steve Prestwichstwridge. That's right, the man behind Baby
Come Back, Peter Beckett. Yes, Carlstefanovic. I think he was
a member for some time in there. But sad news
last week Roger McLaughlin, the co founder and bass player,

(13:22):
passed away at the age of seventy one from pancreatic cancer,
and it was a surprise to fans because he'd kept
his diagnosis a secret. A former band member said that
Roger didn't wish his struggle to be widely known, so
chose to keep it between family and a handful of friends.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
He was in the band in the seventies and then
came back in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
I believe.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well, look we're thinking of you, Roger and Roger's family.
But let's play this song. Love is a Bridge, righteous jam.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy man of Arms
for the pub test.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Unsolicited texts during an election? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Clyde Palmer?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Anyone looking at you Palmer?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Well, this is the thing. He apparently has sent out
seventeen million text messages. They've had about eight eight thousand complaints,
even though people are saying if I can't respond to
it and I can't unsubscribe, isn't this illegal? But apparently
political parties are exempt from the Spam Act, Oh, so
they can do this. He says himself that this is

(14:19):
the same as how to vote card. I haven't got
any of these, I must say. But people are getting
Clive Palmer ones constantly. Other parties not so much.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
That's why I don't hand up the phone number when
I go to JB High Fire and get the derision
from the millennium.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
These days, supply something you have to hand over here.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
I don't know, so just give me a paper receipt.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I don't want to folk all from Clive. I'm not
going to buy it. It's a weird world.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
We're living well and that's what he's saying. It's the
same as giving out how to vote.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Cast So how do you feel unsolicited texts?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I mean we're all voting for the teals Clive.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Unsolicited text during an election? Does this pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
We'd love to hear from you. Thirteen fifty five twenty two.
That's our new phone number. Jonesy m Nations podcast.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
You Angry Start? What you do?

Speaker 7 (15:00):
Did you do?

Speaker 16 (15:01):
It's a fancy the moldy bacteria invested slavers meat off.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
At all too much to give you TikTok taka. This
is where we make food from TikTok and we eat it.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
And today we're coming to you live from the gold kitchen,
from our office kitchen.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
That's right, like he it's not the gold shower.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Savor it for the Christmas party, Brendan. Now, in this kitchen,
we don't have a stove, we don't have an oven,
we don't have hot plates. We've got a microwave, but
we're not using that today. What else do you think, Brendan,
we could use here to kettle something. No, we're not
using the kettle. We're going to use the dishwasher. But
we're not going to make that old salmon thing that
people always making this that before we've done that, we've

(15:46):
made the fish washer. This is another thing I saw
on TikTok this week, and we're going to cook chicken
well in the dishwasher. Can I just I just put
on my gloves because chicken is a bit manky. Oh,
I was trying to show up with my gloves. This
is why I couldn't on Gray's Anatomy. Oh.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Now, also, you're not a doctor nor an actor.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I do also have to point out this dishwasher. I
was mucking around with it with Meg, who works with us,
to see I who can for when I turn it
on and I've locked it, so that's going with nothing.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
This is one of the drawer dishwashers, that's right.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
So we've got the two of them, So that top
one is off limits because I've stuffed this up already.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
It's dirty.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, So that's now running with nothing in it. So
we're using the bottom one here that already has a.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Couple of cups and a bowl of cereal.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
But let's come over and make our meal. So I've
got three Mason jars. Normally you do this in one
big jar, but that was going to take a couple
of hours. I'm only a going to an hour an
hour and fifteen, So I've had to chop the chicken
up small. It will either be delicious or it will
kill us. Oh come on. So we start by putting
maybe just a few pieces of chicken in each one.
Hey like, hey like this. Yep, there's nothing like fondling

(16:56):
cold chicken giblets this time of the morning. Well, you know,
but it's cut up. Yeah, they're tender.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Well what are you going to do with the rest
of that?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Would you like to take it? I'm not going to
put in your locker and you'll discover it at Christmas.
So then I put in a squirt of terry archy,
probably about that much, which look measure with your heart
as people, as influencers say it's quite liberal or no,
it's just a couple of tablespoons. I reckon, we're not
allowed to mention liberal. It's close to the election we
have to play for, and I'm laboring over it as well.

(17:26):
The rest we fill with water, cold water from our
kitchen tap.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Well, why not hotwater?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Well, god, no, you shouldn't actually drink or cook with
hot water straight out of the tap. I don't think really,
I could be wrong. But if you go to you know, yeah,
but you said it with such conviction I know. Okay,
so oh sugar, that's us.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
You're just using cold, cold water.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Well, it's going into the dishro wastion and that will
heat up. Let's close up our Mason jars. We've got
three of them here, one for me, one for you,
one for Tom, and then we shake them up. You've
got a question come out and it's going to irritate me.
I can tell you.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Take it up.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
See that's terry archy. It's water. I'm following a TikTok recipe.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Don't say what will it get that hot that it
will blow up because it will become pressurized.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Okay, can you carry on?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Okay, I'm going to put this now. I know people,
sorry to everyone who works here. We've got your cups
and stuff in here. People want to use the dish
washer for me, and I'm also I'm so what I'm
going to do is put these mason jars in here
in the dishwasher. Yep, we've turned it one.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Selected over to dirty.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Why isn't that closing? How can I could close the
other one by mistake and this one not? There you go,
it's locked, locked and loaded. So we will return in
a little over an hour and see a if that
has cooked the chicken, I'm going to make you eat
it either way, Teriaki chicken cooked in the microwave? What
will it be like?

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yum for all?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Thank you, you welcome, Damn Nason.

Speaker 8 (18:53):
When God want right now, window your head and yell.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Down to the jonesy demand of arms for the pub test.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Voters have complained about a flurry of messages from political
parties and groups in the lead up to the federal
election this weekend.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
I haven't got one. Be careful what you wish for, though,
have you got on?

Speaker 9 (19:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Clive Palmer's party seems to be flooding people's texts. He
sent out something like seventeen million texts. He's confirmed that.
He said they've been about eight thousand complaints. People are
annoyed because they can't unsubscribe, and they can't block it,
and they can't respond. But apparently political parties are exempt
from the Spam Act and they do not call register.
So these texts are legal. Clive Palmer himself has said

(19:42):
this is the same as handing out how to.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Vote because you have the markup with his how to
vote cards, had all these preferences going to the Teals.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Was that what does that mean?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Well, the Teals aren't big on cold.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
No, that's what I mean. So what's that about?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
He said he got hacked.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I don't understand that cynics would say that's how he's
going to get a seat.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Z gives everything to the Teal.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
That's not a mistake.

Speaker 9 (20:03):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Well, how do you feel though, was about these unsolicited
texts during an election that they passed the pub test?

Speaker 17 (20:10):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (20:10):
Absolutely not. It makes my blood boil.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
I've blocked the number and it's still bloody. Will Land stop?
It's so annoying.

Speaker 18 (20:17):
Clive Farmer's pans are on fire as usual because he's
telling life. I can say no if I don't want
to take a how to vote chart, I can't say
no to these stupid texts. And when I pre polled
yesterday I even poke my tongue out at the Parma
people's in protest.

Speaker 12 (20:33):
I don't think it's right that political parties are untouchable
and can get away with it. So what I think
is ironic is the bloke sending out the text messages.
His surname is Fong given their clouk Palmer wants to
stop immigration.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
I hate it.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
It makes me anxious because I can't tell him the stop.
I can't opt out. Honestly, I just block and move
on with my life.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Block and move on with your life.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
There's a problem you can't block. H notion podcast. Let
me tell you about a Chinese man who went trecking
up Mount Fuji and he got altitude sickness and had
to be rescued. He was taken to hospital. A police
spokesman said, So he's taken to hospital. Four days later,
he goes back up the mountain and has to be

(21:18):
rescued again. But do you know why he went back
up back for Morseultana's went up to get his phone.
So he went so he has altitude sickness, gets taken down.
He's in hospital and he thinks, I'm not good at that,
but my phone's up there. Fair enough, I'm going do
you think it's fair enough? People are stupid things for
their phones, don't they They do?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, it's like it's like, you know you gotta go
back and get his hat.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
It's like Bruce Lern, remember, even had all that trouble
and then he goes back to court. The judge said,
he left, you know, with his coat, and then got
away with it almost and then he went back to
get his hat.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
But phones are those sorts of things where you think
my life is in this. It's true, I will risk
anything to get it back.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Sunglasses are like that as well. You get a good
pair of sunglasses cajun point. I had an interview with
John Travolta one time, many years ago, and I left
the interview realized I left my sunglasses in the hotel.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Where we did the interview.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
So I went and went back, and I walked into
the room and John Travolda was massaging his security guards
shoulders as I walked.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
In in an intimate way, in a way that made
you uncomfortable, in a manly way, but nonetheless.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
I don't mind me fellas on it.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
When did they look un comfortable?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Then he said no, He just kept doing it, and
then he just started talking to me while he's still massaging,
try and make.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
It look normal. And then you know, what do you do?
You keep talking to try and make it, and I.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Said, I'm just here to get my sunglasses, and he goes, oh, okay,
okay's and then he's looking for my sunglasses.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
It was quite surreal. We're still massaging the guy.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Well, look, let's limit this to phones. Let's do that.
The tribal job is beating four going back for your phone.
It's not about glasses, it's not about Sultana's well, it's
about your phoneasis.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Now it's Jonesy and.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
We're talking about this man, a Chinese guy who was
a tourist in Japan. He climbed Mount Fuji, got altitude
sickness and had to be rescued, went to hospital. Four
days later, he climbs Mount Fuji again, had to be
rescued again. He'd gone back to retrieve his phone. I
have no information here as to whether he's successfully found
his phone.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
You're not here for the climbing, mate, you're not here.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
For the climber. You're a little bit unusual.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Well, it's happened to me interview with John Travada. Left
my sunglasses behind.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
It wasn't a phone, what was his sunny.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Sonny, But they were expensive sunglasses.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
I ate fifty dollars and I went back and there's
John massaging his security staff.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Male mail.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, but you know in a non in a you know.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
It wasn't you know, it must have been a bit
intimate or you wouldn't have felt uncomfortable. There's a line
of richie there, tribal drug.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
There was a lot of side tribal.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Drum is beatingful Going.

Speaker 10 (24:06):
Back to the phone.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Thanks, I'm all sultanas.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Peter has joined us.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Hello, Peter, Oh, good morning.

Speaker 9 (24:18):
I was anchored off Peru's on my boat YEP, and
I accidentally dropped my phone off the end of the
water about three meters deep. I tried to get at
myself and I couldn't. I just swim to the shore,
get my order, get her to come out, and she actually,
on her second attempt, dives down, got my phone and

(24:38):
I'm talking to you on it today.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Well wow, And why was she able to do it
and you couldn't? Was she more lies? Peter?

Speaker 9 (24:45):
Well, she's a lot younger than I am, right, so
I couldn't hold my breath and get down deep enough,
but she could, Peter.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't want to judge you anyway, but three meters
is literally ten feet.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I mean, that's not fun.

Speaker 9 (24:58):
I know, just I couldn't. I couldn't get down con't.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
But also what's interesting is by the time you went
back to the shore and came out again, it was
you still kind of had your bearings. I know it
was under the boat somewhere, but you're still enough of
your berries to tell her where it was.

Speaker 9 (25:13):
Well where I was anchored, and the water was crystal clear,
so you can see the blue case right, And as
the boat boat drifted away from it, I just wait
for the boat to drift back again, and there it was.
And I said to my daughter, there it is. There
it is. She duck dives.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
On the second attempt, she got it, and there's been
in a bag of rice ever since.

Speaker 9 (25:32):
No, No, I just took the cover off left than
the sun yep, And you got to you got to
give the iPhone a credit because it was in the
water for about thirty minutes and I'm still talking to.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
You on it now.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Very robust.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Thank you, Peter.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
I think Apple will appreciate the plang. Yeah, thank you. Peter.
Charlene has joined us as Charlene.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Did you lose a phone?

Speaker 4 (25:53):
No, it wasn't a phone.

Speaker 7 (25:54):
Actually, I lost a bro, not lost a bra. I
left a bra behind. It was a very expensive, strutless bra,
very comfortable. Thought, No, I'm never going to get this
one again, so I had to do the reverse walk
of shame and go back and get my bra.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
So give us the circumstances. Where were you were? You
left it behind someone's place that I'd gone home with,
and not someone that you expected to see again. It
wasn't hey, you know, I'm seeing you again tonight.

Speaker 7 (26:20):
I'll pick it up sort of maybe hoping, but yeah,
we didn't see each other after me going to pick
up the bra.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
So it was early days, like a one night stand
situation something like that. And what happened when you went
back We had a little chat.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
He got the bra retrievement for me, and I went
on my very way.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
But there was there a moment where you thought, I
don't want to wreck it by going back, or it
makes it look like I'm needy. How did you feel?

Speaker 9 (26:42):
No?

Speaker 4 (26:42):
No, I was just desperate to get the braw back.

Speaker 9 (26:45):
I've still I've actually still got.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
This bra today.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
But you would have left the house bra I did.
I did.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
I wanted to get out sort of quick and didn't. Yeah,
couldn't find it straight away.

Speaker 19 (27:01):
So yeah, yeah, if he was wearing it, you take
a huge risk.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
You might have walked in and there was John t
Revolva massage in some security stuff. We got to take
more of your calls.

Speaker 10 (27:17):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 18 (27:20):
Podcast, Jonesy and Amanda will make Radio Great Again.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Just wrecked me out?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Was thrown English language out the window.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
We've been discussing this chap. He goes to Mount Fuji
for an adventure.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
He's on our holiday, goes to Mount Fuji, de signs
to climb it. He gets altitude sickness. While he's climbing
Mount Fuji. He has to be rescued. He's taken to hospital.
Four days later, he climbs it again, has to be
rescued again. The reason he went back was to retrieve
his phone.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Did he call him on the phone when he got
there the rescuers.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
No, No, I don't know. But he never retrieved his phone, well,
he says here. The report doesn't say if he successfully
found his phone, So he went all the way back,
didn't necessarily get it because he got sick again, had
to be rescued.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
It's like in the Sultana brand commercial. She's in the
plane and flying in the plane and Sultan so appetizing.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
She jumps out of the plane and goes back for
Morseul times fact.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
For Morsultana brand, just for the Sultana. It's one of
them to sell the Sultana.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Or maybe it was the effectiveness of the brand.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh, you didn't want to say any She.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Was in an old fokker, so I had to get
out no facilities, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
He's got into trouble.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Anyway, Danny has joined us.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Hello Danny, did you where'd you lose your phone?

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Well it was me, it was my daughter, but bear
in mind I had to retrieve it.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
So it was Mother's Day many moons ago, and I
just bought my daughter a bran new phone to his
mum at the local. Can I get a touristy?

Speaker 9 (28:54):
No, very Dyne.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Just be careful to teenagers and phones. Anyways, So she
kind of screaming up. My momma said what his phone
went down, and Dunny went, oh, you got to be
kid me. Are you serious? So yeah, it's the Dunny, Oh,
for God's sake, bro. So by the time I went
back to the qbicule that she dropped down. Somebody else

(29:17):
was there peeling on my daughter.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
No, you look in there?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Oh no, And so what happened?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
So I had not the door went excuse me, my
daughter's phone into the toilet. She oh, I didn't realize.
I said, that's okay. So I pulled it out usually so.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
It hadn't been flashed. Let me just get the details here.
The other girl had weed on it, but you hadn't
flashed it.

Speaker 9 (29:41):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
You had to put your hand in the WII.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Yes, And I went, oh, you got to be giving
me anyways. So then we had to take it up
to office and said, my daughter's phone got wet or
you didn't explain how, and they went, I said, it
seems fine. No, unfortunately it got peole on. They were, oh,
my goodness, you can have it back in. We'll just

(30:07):
put it through insurance. Don't ray bye bye.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
So did you you glad you retrieved it though?

Speaker 18 (30:13):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
So you got your hand on someone else's way to
get it, Yes, yes, officer, Yes I did. Danny, Thank
you for sharing that.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
I played in that as well as I was listening
to the drop.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Thank you, Danny.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
That is a good one woman playing thank you with us?

Speaker 15 (30:33):
Hi Ann, Good morning Jones and Amanda, how are you?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
What did you leave behind?

Speaker 15 (30:40):
Well, it wasn't a phone.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
It was a jacket.

Speaker 15 (30:42):
And we're talking nine in Sunday nine, nineteen eighty, A.

Speaker 9 (30:44):
Long time ago.

Speaker 15 (30:46):
I went to a party with my mates and we
were the last ones to leave. As we left got
outside the house, I realized I left my jacket behind.
So I went back in together. Now, mind you, I
only it only been gone a minute or a couple
of minutes. Walked back in. The girl whose party it
had been, and I'm pretty sure it was her boyfriend

(31:08):
were on the couch under a blanket doing.

Speaker 9 (31:11):
It the deed.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Where was the jacket?

Speaker 15 (31:16):
Well it was it was on the other side of
the room. I had to kind of cross the room
to get the jacket, and so you know, they stopped
a mid activity right in the middle, and fortunately, as
I said, they had a blanket over them. And I
just said, oh, sorry, I forgot my jacket.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
I just had to grab it.

Speaker 9 (31:32):
We we all.

Speaker 15 (31:33):
Pretended like nothing was happening. We had to and they
just stopped and froze and said okay. I walked across
a couple of seconds of awkward silence right across the
room and got my jacket.

Speaker 17 (31:46):
Okay, see you guys, you didn't.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
You didn't think on at some point thinking you open
the door and you see them doing it, you think
I'll leave my jacket for another time, wait thirty seconds,
or I might get it during the week.

Speaker 15 (31:57):
I was getting that jacket.

Speaker 9 (31:58):
Yeah, that was I was going to get the jacket.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
No matter what.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Some my sunglasses with John John.

Speaker 15 (32:04):
They caught me by surprise as well. My friends never
believed me.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I told them.

Speaker 15 (32:07):
They said, no, that you're lying. I said, no, I'm
telling you that.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
As you said, you only just left, and we believe you.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
I believe you, We believe And it's like John Travola.
But he continued massaging his security personnel.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah, but that's what you do. If you're looking such
you keep going.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Is that really? Is that? When you're massaging your staff?
Thank you for all your callse.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Everyone is talking about the mushroom lady. Is the case
gets underway?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
More well? We are not allowed to talk about the
case itself. Obviously, this is before the courts. Where exactly
is more well, it's.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Two hours out of Melbourne Melbourne City and there's a
nice town, a lot of great regional towns in Victoria.
I have a soft spot for Bendy Go for example.
I used to love going to Bedie, but more Well,
which I've never been to, but it looks pretty much
similar to all those towns. But this is where they're
having the trial in more Well and Well. It might

(33:04):
be some grizzly stuff we're talking about. More Well is
happy about it because it's put the town on the map.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
You know, if life gives you lemons, it's mushrooms.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Take John the hotel owner for example.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Initially when it hit the headlines, we're inundated with the cause.
There's people from me to state. There's a lady is
a crime writer writing a book, witnesses Murdier and just
general people that were interested in the case to come
to the town.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
What we need is some sort of crime podcast. Why
don't we go.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Down, get some petty cash and we'll start doing a
crime where we're.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Going to stay. All the rooms will be booked out.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
I'm sure Joe will give us something.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
All the press in Australia will be seeing on that town.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
To tell again, Brandon the barista, I don't know how
he feels about it is usually a.

Speaker 12 (33:53):
Bit of a ghost sound, so it's actually created a
little bit of a buzz.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
Those dead on the town up a little bit.

Speaker 12 (33:59):
You can tell the gardens and everything is coming up
really nice.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
He's right about that, the gardens.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
So this is because the trial is in the town.
They're smartening up the town. Yes, so no, all eyes
will be on that.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
You know, it's really pumped. This is his time. We've
heard from John John the hotel owner. We've heard from
the who Else, and Ray the newsagent.

Speaker 12 (34:22):
So if you're looking for a newspaper commentary, this is
the place to come.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
At the local news agency.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I own a Rays. Gearing up for the papers to
fly off the shelves. We've ordered more papers, we've sort
of increased.

Speaker 12 (34:34):
The amount of papers that we're getting.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
But it'll be interesting as it pans.

Speaker 12 (34:37):
Out what people will be looking for as commentary, if be.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Able to move those copies of the land that he
hasn't I dear what it's hot tataki?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I don't even get what that means.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
Oh the mushrooms?

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Gee wow, I'm wasted here You are you?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I you facious? You put on your dance and shoes.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
Don't give me Your.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Best shot from the Daily Os is here?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
And can we break the news, breaking news, Amanda.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Do the thing you do, Emma Gillespie's freshly engaged.

Speaker 17 (35:12):
Congratulations done, true, I have a pre husband.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Brilliant news, so thrill of you. I've met him and
he's the loveliest man. Congratulations to you both so much.

Speaker 20 (35:24):
We're very happy.

Speaker 17 (35:25):
We're I'm going to talk about something equally as elegant
and refined today as the beautiful engagement news.

Speaker 20 (35:32):
And that's a sugar Daddy series that's dropped on Stan.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
Did you like that?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Segway?

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Was that very good? It's been around for a while
this but now it's on stands.

Speaker 17 (35:40):
Just come to Stan. It's a UK production. It's called
Me and My Sugar Daddy. It's set over two episodes
and explores the whole world of sugar dating.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
So it's a reality kind of doco. Yeah, yeah, it's like.

Speaker 17 (35:53):
It follows a few different couples or sugar babies is
what we call.

Speaker 20 (35:57):
The girls.

Speaker 17 (35:58):
They're all aged between kind of nineteen and twenty five,
and then the men are at least fifty fifty plus
kind of wealthy older men who are interested in dating
these younger women. What's really interesting is the kind of
different types of sugar babies that are out there that
I didn't really understand the kind of differences. You've got
ones that only work online, so maybe on only fans,

(36:21):
they do content.

Speaker 20 (36:22):
They might have regular sugar daddies.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Like so when you say sugar daddy relationship, when you
say dating, it's a.

Speaker 17 (36:30):
Sexual well some of it is and some of it isn't.
It's transactional. So they're all getting some kind of payment
for being companions to these older men. But some of
them just go on dates with older men who kind
of are lonely or are married.

Speaker 20 (36:44):
There's a line that.

Speaker 17 (36:46):
They don't want to cross, and that's apparently sleeping with
a person. But they'll date someone or buy them lavish gifts.
Some of these sugar daddies just send presents to these
young women, and they want to see videos and photos of.

Speaker 20 (36:57):
Them wearing the presents and the items.

Speaker 17 (37:00):
There is. There's one girl featured on the show who
has only two sugar daddies at a time, and it's
a very much a girlfriend experience kind of thing where
they look and sound like they're in love, like a
normal couple, but you know, sugar Daddy's paying the rent
or paying the UNI to And.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
The girls have more than one.

Speaker 17 (37:19):
Yes, most of them have several, maybe like five or six.
But then the ones that are in the kind of
girlfriend experience.

Speaker 20 (37:25):
Mode they have like two.

Speaker 17 (37:27):
And there's one couple that's featured where it follows their
journey and they kind of end up together together and
she so this.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Is all online, but then they've gone into together together.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Not always online, not always online. Some they all have.

Speaker 17 (37:40):
All the girls have kind of different boundaries or standards.
There's this one girl who I love. She's a lesbian,
but she does the sugar Daddy thing for money and
she's very matter.

Speaker 20 (37:49):
Of fact about it. She's hilarious.

Speaker 17 (37:52):
And then there's this couple with a forty one year
age gap. I found out that this guy used to
be on Coronation Street in the eighties, so he's a
British eighties soap star.

Speaker 20 (38:02):
His name's Chris Quinton.

Speaker 17 (38:04):
Here's a little bit of them speaking him and his
now fiance about finding love.

Speaker 21 (38:10):
I'd work seven years of Stringfellows and I had no
relationship with any girls in the club at all whatsoever.
So I did not expect myself to fall in love
with a dancer. And there was just something about Robin's demeanor,
something about personality, And when she told me she was
a nanny, it was like, ooh, she's a really good person, mister.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Shee nanny. So she's a really good person because she's
doing it for free.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
She had stars, she had class, she had a g
string that was good.

Speaker 20 (38:38):
Wow wow.

Speaker 17 (38:39):
Yeah, so she was a stripper nineteen now twenty one.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
He's a soap star forty one.

Speaker 20 (38:44):
Years age gap.

Speaker 17 (38:45):
But they got engaged and they have seems to be
a very nice life.

Speaker 20 (38:49):
She mum, wait jimmy dad.

Speaker 17 (38:52):
It was all good when he had to meet her
parents though, because he's older than a Yes, so that's
something that's that. I think the real hardcore one is
in the second episode and she remains fully anonymous and
they distort her voice.

Speaker 20 (39:05):
So that's very cool.

Speaker 17 (39:06):
And she's the one that gets sent kind of like
rolllexes and expensive high heels and she drops around the
house in them filming naughty videos.

Speaker 20 (39:14):
But I mean, all.

Speaker 17 (39:15):
These women featured, it's got to be said, seemed really empowered.

Speaker 20 (39:18):
They are making the rules and setting the boundary.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Sugar Baby and being a sex worker.

Speaker 17 (39:26):
The sugar baby dynamic with the sugar daddies is sort
of this expectation that they need something from the men
because of the men's wealth, and that the men, because
they have this success and money, that that's it's sort
of like a power dynamic. That the men get off
on the idea that they are, you know, providing for
the women, right and that it's not just sexual so

(39:50):
and it's for some of the men, it's an emotional
partnership thing. But I think the kink is the age gap. Fascinating, fascinating,
what's very fascinating. It's called Me and My Sugar Daddy
two part of on stand really easy.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Fine, you can't be a part of this because you're
now off the market.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yes, sorry, Sugar Daddy or.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
M gillespie there, thank you for joining us.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Check her out at the daily looking forward to the
Sugar Mummy Zone.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
How old would my Sugar Mummy have to be?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
One hundred and fifty eight?

Speaker 6 (40:27):
S shit podcast?

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What's a free more instance.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
And Amanda's here it is ten questions sixty seconds on
the clock.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
You can pass if you don't know an answer. Will
come back to that question of time permits. Get all
the questions right, boom, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Boom, and you can turn it into two thousand dollars
with one bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
In Eagle Vale, we find mary.

Speaker 10 (40:53):
Anne, Hello, Mary Anne, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Let's se if we can get you, well, we'll start
with one thousand dollars. That's how first task here. We've
got ten questions. We've got sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
say passed, because weally have time to come back. Okay, okay, Marianne,
good luck, because here we go he comes. Question number one?
How many days are in a fortnight?

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Fourteen?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Question two? Finish this twinkle twinkle? Little? Question three? T
rex is short.

Speaker 18 (41:19):
For what.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
Direct torette?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Pask Question four? It started this week? What's the new
Channel nine game show called.

Speaker 9 (41:29):
Floor?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Question five? True or false? A camel has six eyelids?

Speaker 9 (41:34):
Twoe?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Question six? What was Captain Cook's first name? Bush? Question seven?
The Melbourne Cup is held on the first Tuesday of
which month? November? Question eight? Which Asian language is also
the name of a fruit? Pask Question nine in AFL?
How many points is are behind?

Speaker 6 (41:58):
Four?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Are behind? Is one? I reckon? If we go back,
you'll have get you'll get some of these t rex.
You were spumbling with that. But what's that short for?

Speaker 7 (42:09):
It's a dinosaur trix.

Speaker 9 (42:11):
I can't, I can't connounce.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It's Tarannosaurus rex, Sasaurus rex. And Captain Cook what's his
first name? He chased a chuck, don't forget. What's his name?
Captain James Cook?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
James Cook.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
And the Asian language with the name of the fruit
is Mandarin.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Oh, mary An, thank you for playing. Thank you very much,
thank you, carry on GM.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I'm surprised that all the people do in the postal
voting at the moment. I remember one time I voted
early by accident.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
I was walking past to polling vote by accident. I
was walking past and I said, what's going on here?
And they said it's a pre polling and I said, well,
how do you do that? I was just go in
and do it.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
And next minute and the lady said, and would you
have a reason for not voting on Saturday?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
When because I'm here now and I'm in front of you,
and then she.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Were I thought you'd had a stroke. And she said,
fair enough, there you go.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
But I like on the day, going along seeing all
the dudes and they're putting their leaflets at you, and
you know, stirring up trouble. You know, Clyde Palmers people
out N's ale and then you go to the libs
and say Clyde Palmer's people will say, you.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Know, you like it's good to you like the theater
of it?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I like the theater.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Yeah, not everyone does, which is why there's a lot
of early voting. Probably, I do you want to hear
the history of the democracy sausage because a lot of
people like to go on the day because they like
to buy cake and support the local school, community center, whatever.
The democracy sausage started appearing at polling booths in the
eighties because of the introduction of the portable barbecue. It's
as simple as that, but people have been selling bits

(43:42):
and pieces on election day since the nineteen thirties. There
are images dating back to the nineteen thirties of a
polling booth with cake stalls. So it's a community organization
thought it would be a great way to fundraise because
voting became compulsory after World War One. Compulsory voting was
introduced in nineteen twenty four, and that meant that everyone

(44:05):
had to step out to vote, and they probably didn't
have that many polling booths in those days. So local
schools and community groups thought, well, how about I sell
my jam? How about we sell some cakes to raise
money for the school or the community center. So it
goes back that far. So the sausage, though, has somehow
become the culinary icon. When we grew up, it was

(44:25):
the cakes voting day. The sausage is now the big deal.
The sausage slapped on a piece of bread with some
optional onion, a squirt of tomato, sauce, whatever works. Okay,
well my bread, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Brenda Oven, just come in off the boat.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
But the big deal that made the big difference is
that there was a law introduced in nineteen eleven that
decreed that polling day had to be a Saturday, and
that meant that kids were off school. That meant that
the whole family turned up at the voting booth. And
that's what made the big difference of this atmosphere where
let's get the whole family down there, Mum and dad

(45:00):
vote and the kids will buy some food. Muck around
all of that. And so some places have these and
some places don't.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yeah, my local one hasn't had it for a few time, and.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
That's because they don't have a fundraising capability. That's the difference.
If you want a fundraised, that's why you're doing it.
If not, you don't.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
My entrepreneur hat what about this? I take a barbecue
down to my local school.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I don't think here raise money for yourself.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I start cooking irregular shaped foods so politicians can eat
them in a strange fashion.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
What's going to be worse than they're eating a big
phallic sausage. Nothing, a big crancy. But if you feel
like you're going to be missing out on the weekend,
if you've done a postal vote, or the place where
you vote doesn't have a sausage, says or democracy sausage,
which Brendan Jones needs to hear again is a piece
of is a sausage and a piece of bread.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Just rif down you get the bread.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Okay. What you can do though, is Uber eats are
doing this. They are calling it snag a festo, and
it is a meaty platform for delivering snags of the
snaglers this election day, so you can order your democracy
sausage on the Uber eats app. It's got all the essentials,
optional onions. You know how it works, Brendan, you tell

(46:13):
me you've got tomato, You've got mustade, You've got all
of that, and all the proceeds are going to the
Australian Red Cross. I think that is brilliant. So if
you're if you've already pre voted, if you're going to
a place that doesn't have this, you can sit at
home and enjoy your Uber Eats Democracy sausage. This is
what's great about Australia. I love it.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
It's a quarter past eight. Speaking of foods.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
You may might how it goes to the sausage onion
and it may be a squirt of tomato sauce.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
What you do that?

Speaker 14 (46:46):
You do it?

Speaker 1 (46:47):
That's a fancy.

Speaker 16 (46:47):
The moldy, bacteria infested slab.

Speaker 8 (46:50):
Of meat fall off the.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Giveto Tucker. We make food from TikToker.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
And today we went into the kitchen earlier and you
cooked this dish in the microwave.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
No I didn't. I cooked it in the dish and
it wasn't kiss because in normal worlds you cook it
in the micro Well, this is what's interesting. About this
is that we've seen salmon cooked in a dishwasher, but
I've never seen chicken until this week cooked in a
dish washer.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
This is how we did it an hour ago.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
I just put on my gloves because chicken is a
bit manky. I was trying to show off with my gloves.
This is why I couldn't be on grays Anatomy.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Now, as you're not a doctor nor an actor.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Because most people on grays Anatomy brendan our doctors. You're
quite right. So anyway, it's been cooking for a little
over an hour. I'm going to take the I chopped it.
In case you've just joined us, it's called terry Yucky chicken.
So chicken's been chopped up, put into three small mason jars.
I've put maybe a couple of tablespoons of terry archy sauce.
On top of that, I've added some water and that's

(47:57):
gone into the dishwasher. Let's see what we've got. Oh no,
it looks like we're in a coroner's office. They are
that looks like body parts in formaldehyde. Look, I can't
guaranteee whether this is actually cooked, but I'm going to
give you your chicken and yarchy.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
As I said, what's that?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
It's water. That's the granular nature of the eryarchy. I
guess here, Tom, could you smiling like a lunatic, You've
got no taste buds. That's yours. Okay, Brendan, here's yours.
We're all going to open up now, be prepared. I
don't know if the chicken's going to be cooked. It
looks it, doesn't it. That's that looks cooked? What do

(48:41):
you think? I think it looks cooked. That I think
it looks cooked. I'm going in.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
It looks dreadful.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Really, Tom, open it up?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
What's that strandy bit?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
One? Two, three? And go?

Speaker 6 (48:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
It's chewy?

Speaker 15 (49:02):
You know?

Speaker 6 (49:03):
Is it cooked?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I feel like I'm that show alone. Are you spinning
it out? Let me have a look. Let's go let's
cut up a piece and see if it's actually cooked.
I think it is. Oh well, it's cooked, but it's rubbery.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Would you agree?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Tom hasn't even had any He's got self preservation written
all over him. He's look, if I'm not here in
the next fifteen minutes, I'm in the toilet. I think
if you go to do this, you just steam it.
The microwave or whatever it.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Is waste of top.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
It's too chewy, the texture is not great and it
looks like body parts. If you want to try it,
the very detailed recipe will be on our socials Terry
Yucky Chicken and good luck everybody.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Why did you put a dish tab in there?

Speaker 16 (49:50):
Fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat fall off?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
The mu tends to give your DIARYU.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
The longer it sits in my mouth, the worse I
feel about myself.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
And what about the chicken.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
He's not happy either.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
I don't feel like chicken.

Speaker 10 (50:10):
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Speaker 2 (50:18):
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And when I say Bimbo said, I mean you know
I've got order you will spend.

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Seven year sent your news their mission joined Mark Ferguson.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
And Angela Cox six pm on seven and seven plus.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Tom has just given some interesting statistics about eating food
out of a dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
I don't feel great.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Well, you know, and Tom will present those statistics.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
I think I know exactly what they're going to be.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Gets my goolies coming up as well. There's you got
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Speaker 6 (51:37):
App Sham Notion podcast Gold but.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I want point seven.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Hello there, it's Jonesy demand TikTok Tucker just before we
make food from TikTok and eat it.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I thought the.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Biggest risk was you putting the rubber gloves on to
prepare the chicken.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
I'll just put on my gloves because chicken is a
bit manky.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Oh, Mark, we're eating food cooked in the dishwasher. We've
on this before with fish, but you went with not
a robust food, chicken, new boy. Tom saw someone do
it on TikTok. Yeah, I saw someone on TikTok put
themselves into a combine harvester temperature temperature danger zone.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Tom, tell Amanda what you were just telling me.

Speaker 11 (52:17):
Yeah, so with cooked food, you're supposed to get it
to a certain internal temperature, and a dishwasher doesn't really
get quite hot enough to cook the chicken. So it's
basically just sitting in the zone to grow a bunch
of bacteria for I think we cooked it for an
hour and fifteen minutes, just sitting in that delicious little
bacteria zone for it.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
And what does the danger zone? What temperature range are
we talking?

Speaker 11 (52:38):
So we're talking about between five and sixty degrees is
that zone where food can very quickly multiply bacterial.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
And if you left that, say, in that zone for
an hour, Yeah, they say don't do it for more
than two hours, but you know, leaving it out for
any time at all is and just.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
What does a dish washer get up to temperature wise?

Speaker 6 (52:58):
Maybe was on pots and pans.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
No, I put it on heavy duty. I put it
on heavy duty.

Speaker 11 (53:03):
Well maybe you could have got to sixty after it
sat there for a while. It wasn't a jar though,
and with cold water in it, so meaning what, Well,
it probably sat in that little dangerous zone for.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I noticed you didn't eat it. You're a garbage guts
and you eat anything. Yeah, and you didn't eat that.

Speaker 6 (53:19):
I'm not willing to die for this show.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Well you should be. I think I might. And now
I feel I don't know if it's psychosomatic. I don't
feel great.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
That's why you've taken the key to the executive comming.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
It's called a rubbish bin. And yes, you know, I'll
let you know how I get on.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
What did that mean? Chomp liver over here?

Speaker 6 (53:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Dem jam nation.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Twenty thousand dollars. Imagine what you do with that. That's
what you will get if you're our favorite ghoulie of
the year.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
What have we got today?

Speaker 14 (53:54):
Homes they have Christmas lights, Well that's not Christmas, so
we're past Easter. We've gone pastimes act day, and two
houses across the road from me still have their Christmas
lights off up and they turn on every night, and
they turn off every morning, every night, every morning. Even
if you don't want to take the lights down, turn
the timers off so that we don't have to endure
Christmas lights three hundred and sixty five days a year.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
They'll be festy in such a bad thing they're to
be festy.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
I will say, guilty is charged.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
My lights are always up because I don't want to
molly meldrum myself going up the ladder, so you leave
them on all yet I took the timer off the
other day though.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
The other day, yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Yeah, because it was it's probably time to take it.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
And then last year, one mate came around in November,
you get your lights up already, and I went, yeah, already.

Speaker 15 (54:43):
What else?

Speaker 22 (54:44):
We've got people not maintaining their lawns. My lawns are manicured,
but my neighbor's lawn is so overgrown. I'm sure I've
seen monkeys swinging through the growth. It's that tall. Is
it that hard to mow your lawn to make the
street look nice? The these people know your lawn.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
That's what Goolies are. We take all the complaints. What well, No,
it's like which is an ass? That's that's the Goolies
is a wine fest. That's what it's about. And that's
what's so fabulous. You in twenty thousand dollars for taking
part of our winch fest.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
My ripcord broke the other day at my moa. You
know what do you do with that?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
You're not going to win this twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
I'm just talking about the river I've got. When I spoke,
I open my mouth and I'll just talk like this. Now,
you don't know the horror the I'm gonna have to
go and get an electric moa and I don't know
about that.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Okay, Brendan, we each ovell You don't have a telethon
for you out with.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
The bad with the good.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
If you dipped out, you can always contact us via
the iHeartRadio app.

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It's seven to nine.

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My favorite caller, email and Facebook friend wins a night
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We love that hotel, even on a gray day today,
it's just great to hang out there and look over
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Speaker 1 (56:05):
We started the show as we always do with Magnificent Seven.
We never know what we're going to get. Some people
know heaps, some are still waking up. We asked Fiona
from Oyster Bay how many days are there in a
leap year?

Speaker 3 (56:17):
And this is what she said, how many days are
there in a leap fia.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
She was quite insistent. Imagine if the leap you had
twenty eight days, no one would have a birthday ever,
you know it'd all be four years old.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I love the Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
It sounds like people sometimes we've rung them and we're
getting them.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
It sounds like we're insulting people by two.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Come on you guys, rang us, we're giving you a prize.
No one else is doing this, No one else is
doing this. Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
I know you don't see that on hard quizday, that's enough.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Well God won a one point seven's fifty k snow
repeat workdays up next with Higo.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Yes, Dave Higgins, thank you. I like to go with
a Bond. Yeah, he's like Bond's fire.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
You know who's coming on our show?

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Hey, I'm Oliver. Did you explain how it works?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Brendon?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
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and you could win an instant five hundred dollars and
the snow get away to Utah, USA.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
What's on the show tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
The boys from the Inspired Unemployed. We hope they're coming
in because one of them was really hung over last
time and couldn't make it.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Well, that's what you expect from millennials.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
You know, they get fight unemployed people.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
They get up at the crack of noon and they
want eight billion dollars to do it.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Well, someone's winning the dream and it's them.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
That's the first thing I'm going to say to the
boys when they come in. We are back tonight for
jam Nation. We'll catch you at six o'clock.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
We will see you then with our dulceip tones. Good
day to you.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
Well, thank god, that's over. Good bite, good bite, wipe.

Speaker 13 (57:46):
You catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio app
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