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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well,
what a show today We wrapped up the Bathtist one thousand.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Well, what a race that was. I find it extraordinary
that a race can go for six hours and come
down to the wire. The weather was extraordinary.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
It had everything, It had everything that you needed. In
Bathist and more, we'll talk about that. We're also talking
about Dancing with the Stars. It's not about Robert Erwin
this time.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
No.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Robert, of course, is still in the US Dancing with
the Stars. Hilaria Baldwin Alec Baldwin's wife left the show
last week, and she was quite emotional and strange about it.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
But if I know her, she's pretty emotionally strange anyway.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Absolutely, and the Jones in a manner arms We take
this to the pub test eating in bed yep, what
do you think of it?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
And Sam Peg will be joining us as well in
this podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Everybody that a miracle of recording. We have so many requests.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
For them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Mistress Amanda's Miss Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. The
legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress, Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Man, we're there any right now, Josey and Amanda, you're
doing a great job, Silkie Giant, good radio.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
And Amanda's shoot, Tim, we're on.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
There ting the money to you. Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
How are you today well and how are you going?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I am well as well.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I had a nice weekend. I went to dinner with
Liam and Jack my son's on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I wrote down a phrase here. So I was waiting
for the boys. They were getting out of an uber
and I was across the road and there was a
gaggle of young guys who's sort of been mucking around
and being loud, and I just kept my head down.
This wasn't your son's, No, that's a different gaggle. And
I actually wrote down the phrasing because it was so good.
They walked past me. I just had my head down,

(02:24):
looking at my phone, and how you do you sort
of strained and look how interested I am? Suddenly in
my word, look at those leaves. And one of them
said there's that Sunrise lady. He said, it is, it's
a sunrise Lady Sandra from Sunrise sixty minutes. That was
the entirety of the from Sunrise sixty minutes. Miguel often

(02:46):
talks about his favorite one and he's heard somebody walk
past and someone said there's menu from the voice, where
as Miguel says, because he's Spanish, there's menu from the boys.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I came up to me and came and said, there's Amanda.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh wow, you just landed. I said, no, it's been
very flattered.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
No, it's not Amanda.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Aside from that, you had a good meal. Everything was okay.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Everything was great. Love going out with the boys.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
It was terrific Bathist yesterday. It's one of the races
I watched from Go to Woa. It just didn't slow down.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah. Normally I leave Harley Towett when the race is on,
but I thought I'll watch the last few hours. It
was amazing. It was a really good race, quite extraordinary.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Craig Lownds and Zach Bates they came in in tenth.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
That was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
We have a connection with Zach because Alisandrou's son, Rick Bates.
Alison draw Alisandreu, who we work with at Triple M
all those years ago, passed away a week of so ago.
What extra shocked and saden to hear about. So that
was great for Zach to go in tenth.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
We will talk more about the race now, how tough
it must have been for those last those last laps
in that weather.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Extraw and that penalty, that five second penalty for golding?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
What about that? What about that?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Anyway, we'll unpack all that. Also, Sam Pang is going
to be joining us. It's going to be great to
catch up with him. And we can't do anything until
we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Question number one, Well here it is. Who's the host
of the late night show on Channel ten gem Nation.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
It is time for the Magnificent and said seven questions?
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly? If you do that, Amana will say yes.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I am Sandra from Sunrise sixty minutes.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Did you have a driver?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
After the logies we all flew back from Melbourne. I
got into a car and I said a load to
him and he said, nice to see you, and all
the way on the way home he was saying, my
wife is a huge fan of yours. She just thinks
she brilliant. Was going, thank you, thank you, And I
wasn't paying attention to where I was going. And I
looked up at us man, I thought where am I going?
And he was driving you to Sandra Sully's house. He

(04:46):
thought I was Sandra Sully and she must have got
in my car.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Measure, if you.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Shut up at Sandra's place, you knocked on the door,
and Sandra says, so.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
She wasn't home because she was getting into another car.
They'd mixed us up.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
I was sing, you do your impresonation.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
So his wife. I was listened to all this praise.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
It wasn't for me, so knock on the door.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well, Amanda, come on in. That praise was misguided for me.
In the Hello, Terry, how are you?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Good morning, Sulcy, Sandra, Good morning Terry.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Question one? Who is the host of the late night
show on Channel ten? Our vision of Late Night starts
at eight forty.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
We've all got a pay for fans.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Can you name the celeb family based on their first names?
David Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruise Harbor.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
What do you think, Terry? You're there?

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Oh, I'm here I'm thinking Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
No, so you would have got that one Prancer Dancer.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Runs in Helens.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
But hello, ron Hi, how are you good? I'm going
to name some people. David Brooklyn, Romeo Cruz, Harper, Victoria.
Who's the family.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
That's baby Not So Secret Town? What is this sound?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I do have to say, I would have no idea.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
It's like the race.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
No, it's it's from a movie. It's a car that
needs to get up to eighty eight.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Miles per hour.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Away.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh, Brian's gonna ring up?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
You canna eat on the line podcast?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Where we are?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Willis we are at the Not So Secret Sound? Question
number three? It's going to Tim and Reeves. Behi, Tim,
he going very well. Have a listen to this.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Not Amanda leaving her house and mister.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Binns, thank you. Do you know what that sound is?

Speaker 7 (07:10):
Ah?

Speaker 8 (07:10):
Yes, the DeLorean out of Back to the Future, The
City Great Scott.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Who is the most followed person on Instagram? Is it
a Cristiano Ronaldo, b Lionel Messi or c Selena Gomez
a most followed person on Instagram?

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Oh, would be a gift that I'd say Ronaldo it is.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
He's got six hundred and sixty five million followers. Wow,
that's only what's the population of Earth? That's a ban
a billion? Yeah, oh well he hasn't got that many.
Then someone in hill sinking. He says, I don't follow
him a bit more.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
First trap pictures mate.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Question five the City to Hobart is what kind of
race is a rat?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
How many wishes does the Genie grant Aladdin in the
Disney movie.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
There'd be three?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, what I've got? What the wishes are in front
of me? I haven't never known what the wishes are?
Do you know what they are? Brendan, I've got them
written down, But would you know them without reading them?

Speaker 8 (08:09):
You?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Tim never ending Matt Pack of Tim Tams.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Yeah, it would be rich or something were rich.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
To become a prince, to save himself from death and
to free the genie. Very good, no mention of the
Tim Tams, very helly. Question seven, This is where.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
We a touristic list of wishes.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
This is a this is a sad one. So we're
going to when we play the big winning music that
preempted well, which Hollywood legend passed away, it's going to
be sad. The Age of seventy nine over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Unfortunately dying Yes, and so.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Here we play the cheering music. You shouldn't have a
sad question at the end. With that music I.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Like to think of as a fanfare.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Of Dying Keeper. Right, Okay, let's look at it that
way over.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
It rolls as Annie Hall the godfather.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
And father of the Brothers Wives Club reds, et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Congratulations to you, Tim, You've won the jam Packet's all
coming away a double past to hear you come again,
seeing laugh and celebrate Dolly Partner in Theater Royal Sydney
must close the eighteenth of October one hundred and fifty
dollars to spare and at Rock Salt Restaurant to delivering
a delicious modern dining experience and signature cocktails in the
heart of the Shire and Jonesy demanded caricatures, feed.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Color and some Sandard pencils. I say, Tim, anything you'd
like to.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Add, Thanks very much for the thanks for Thanks for Josie.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
You are so welcome and congratulated.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
You have a nice night at Rock Rock Salt there.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Oh will it all?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Good work? Tim, You're the heart of the Shire. Brian
Brian I've just called you Brian, Brian, he's Northern Beaches.
You Jones and I've called you Brian.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
That's all right, it's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
After twenty years, yell at someone.

Speaker 9 (09:50):
Else's name happens Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I know he's trying to inflame me.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
By saying, ladies, actually, husband, who used shut up?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I'm going to fix through the Germanic I pick you
good musical facts. And on this day in nineteen seventy nine,
the police release Message in a bottle, Ah, Yes, what
is it you like to say? When that song I
got in trouble.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I got warned officially for back announcing message in a
bottle with message and a brothel. I got an official
warning from from the boss of the radio station. I
can't remember WHI station. I think it was two and
M muscle brook, M, well you've been We don't like
that sort of chat around here, you mate.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Wow, you keep that chat.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
For the big city and listen to you.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
You've just unleashed and that's pretty lame by today's standards.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
The track was inspired by Sting being kicked out of
his apartment by his then girlfriend after a fight. We
went on to be the band's first number one until
they're inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
in two thousand and three. It was the last song
they played together years that they were absent, though the
John Butler Trio filled in by covering that song.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Lastasy.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
He's been coming for twenty years.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
That's surely oil from here to finish.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Let's get it on. Say it that side so.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Edgy my goal. I've been watching the batist Vates for
as long as I can remember.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I just love watching the great race.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
And there's there's moments when I think of like Larry
Perkins coming back pretty much from last and winning it
all those years ago, or the heartbreak of Glenn's seed
And do you remember the Glenn Seaton thing they've crossed
to him. He's driving along, he's three laps ahead of everyone.
He's got I think about three laps to go, something
like that, and they're saying, well, Glenn, you've got this
in the bag. He goes yep, and at that moment
his gearbox goes oh no, and I just remember looking

(11:56):
in his face. It still gives me chills the heartbreak
of that.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Race, don't you think it's amazing. A race that goes
for how many hours? Six seven hours?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Six hours?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, how often it comes down to the wire.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
That's extraordinary and certainly did yesterday, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
The winner has been crowned.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
New Zealand and Matthew Payne won the won the race,
but under with Garftander, but under contentious circumstances because James
Golding actually crossed the line first, but he copped a
five second penalty for bumping into Cooper Murray.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I got confused when he crossed the line. Did he
know he was going to be having a penalty.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
I presume he would have, they would have said, because
they had the chats on the radio, right, not just
listening to us.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
It wasn't just decided afterwards.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
No, no, it's not like you win him and they
take the victory away from you.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
So if he'd won by seven seconds, he still have won.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah. Yeah, that's what it comes down to.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
You can't.

Speaker 10 (12:53):
You can't see when you're going at the top of
our pa.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
What a way to finished this motor race.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
What a straw? Very nime.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
So Coy'll cross the.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Line first, but he's not gonna win this photo race
because of the.

Speaker 10 (13:04):
Penalty and the victory.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
So it would be a little bit of sweet, they
wouldn't it you.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, but the weather was extraordinary, that the rain was
so so heavy.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, they brought back memories of Jim Richards and remember
Dick Johnson. He lost that race to Jim Richards, and
Dick Johnson famously said, I've been beaten by a car
that was a buster that had been crashed.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
But they called the race because of all the rain,
and that's.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
When they called the race off.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, and then he made his space because everyone was
booing him. He called them all a pack of assholes.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
You remember that?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, you don't remember that. No.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
It was great to see Craig Lands and Zach Bates
come in at number ten. Zach Bates is the son
of Rick Bates and Alison Drauer. Alison Drau who was
a good work colleague and friend of ours who passed
away last week. So I was very proud of that
effort from the Lakes.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Extraordinary and how he would have had to Maybe it
helped him to have something like that to focus on.
That would have taken everything from him.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Did you see them? They was singing the anthem and
then we had our latest fighter. Yet I think we've
only got one of these. And the guy was just
going hellful leather. He's doing wheel stands in and stealing
all these tricks. But he came through at the end
of the anthem and then they scared the crap out
of everywhere.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Well maybe he tried to drown out the singing.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Well, then the conjecture is about.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
For Sydney Lyric Orchestra, who who performed this? We start
to start me, don't you steal it?

Speaker 4 (14:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I feel sorry for them because they're doing their best,
and yet people have said this straight out of BATHISTARSL.
This is embarrassing. AFL got snoop. We got a Bathist
pub band to do a quote here at Best House Karaoke.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
They could have got nlsy Nasy just brings it.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
He hat nalsy up there. Mym I was watching it
with my mom and my mom said, what's good. They've
got the rolling Star.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Oh my god, imagine, imagine you know who they should
have got to perform. When I did the piano last year,
one of the people who came down to perform was
Thomas Randall, who is one of the He came ninth yesterday.
I think I thought tenth. He's a race car driver.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
We didn't come tenth because that was lounsy.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
So he came ninth. Then he came ninth and he
just comes to the piano and plays this clocks. That's
my voice. They say he's doing clocks, and I was right.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Maybe they should have got Thomas on the key.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
He's such a nice guy for the race.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
That might be infinitely better than start me up.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
We haven't star. Do you want that or do you
want this? I'm miss sighing in the background.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Jones jam nation.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy demand of arms
for the pup test and today eating in bed?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I saw something on this. You know, as someone said
in twenty twenty five, we shouldn't be judging each other
on what we do in our bedrooms. But what about
eating in bed? And I think this might be the
domain of women. I'm wondering if this is because that's
one place where the women have to themselves. Women like
to go to bed, maybe early, and listen to a
podcast or watch TV. But when we say eating, I

(16:26):
don't think we're talking about having a roast meal.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
From bed, right, okay, three piece feed.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
No, I don't think we're talking about that. Maybe as
they say, maybe they're saying having like old dob myself
in I thought, I don't do what you disgusting. And
then I realized in the afternoon, if I'm having an
afternoon lightout on the weekend, I might head back to
bed with a little plate of cheese and crackers. My
book eating cheese and crackers.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I couldn't live with that because already.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
No, there's no crumbs crumbs. Why would there be. I
know how to use a plate.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, because there's no table.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
You're having a little table, Crumbs are going to fall.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
They're not. They're not. If there were crumbs, I wouldn't
do it. No one wants crumbs. There's little small rice
crackers they're crumbing. No, they're not.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
They break them in the little shards you get shards.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
No, No, I can eat without putting shards through the bed.
I've never shoded in the bed.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Just so you know, I have no time for that
breakfast in bed.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
No, I have no time.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I don't like breakfast in bed because.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I bring it along on the tray and then you
you've got this ad hoc sort of knee arrangement going
as you eat your eggs and then selling rolls off.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
No, I'm not a fan of that, which is why
I thought, no, I don't eat in the bed. And
then I realized I probably could easily snack in the bed.
We're putting it to you. Eating in the bed. Does
it pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
No way, Jose, That's what I say, Sam, Lad another
Christmas party all over again, So you tip your job
this year. I like to keep you abreast of what's
going on in the world of gen Z. It gen
Z is now raw dogging, boredom.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Well, raw dogging, let's just backtrack here. Raw dogging, for example,
is being on an aeroplane and not using any technology,
not looking at the screens, just putting up with a flight.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
It's a way of just saying you're cheap and you
couldn't be by the upgrading yourself on the plane.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
More or less, I was.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Doing what a lot of women who travel with small
children dream of.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Okay, well this wasn't a forum for that, but I'm
just giving you up.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm sorry to have an opinion, Brendan. I'm so sorry.
You keep going, you keep going, it's not a forum
for me to join in. I see you keep going.
Please you'd like to keep me a breastw it, but
don't join in.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm talking about gen z.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
I'm not talking about what you want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Sure, generations.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Have designed a new way to mentally detox from the
omnipresent digital distractions.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
I have, yes, by.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Undertaking challenges where they do nothing all day. Yes, ironically
they put this on TikTok doing nothing all day. You know,
when I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Was this where this is going.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I'm just saying, when I was a kid, that's what
we did.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
We live for that.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I spent a whole day just clicking the end of
a pad. That's my brother spent a summer balancing a
tennis ball up and down on an ant's nest. Okay,
that's seriously.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Didn't you get a ping pong in a job?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I was very small at the time, but that did me.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
These days you have an app for that.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I was glad I could join in at the end or.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Bouncying that tennis ball on me.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
The Olympic sport on the to be on ESPN now
definitely that he'd have.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Been strung up for being inhumane.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
So the ants and feelings too, you only do anyway.
Good luck with that sham podcast.

Speaker 10 (19:40):
When I'm gone, I wanted to get up right now.

Speaker 11 (19:44):
I'm taking your windows, your.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Head on a yell.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
The pub test today? Eating in bed does it pass
the pub test?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I was wondering if this is the domain of what
women do, because it's a space they can go and be,
has some space to themselves. And when I say eat,
I don't imagine it's a three course meal or a
sloppy soup or something like that. I'm imagining. Well, I've
been known to eat.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
You can't eat super a bed, No unless rum.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Well, oh on a little track next to all. It
wouldn't that would be nice. I sometimes you wish you
were sick. It might take a plate of rice crackers
and some cheese or some hommus just have with a
cup of tea. I'm reading my book in the outset
and a bed. It doesn't go in the bed, it
stays on a plate. I don't know what kind of

(20:34):
table matters you think. I'm not from the flip Stones.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I don't know what you're doing in bed.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Eating in bed does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 4 (20:41):
It drives me. Then not only does my partner eating bed,
he also leaves the empty crackers on the floor for
me to pick up. So eating in bed does not
pass the pub test, not one single bee.

Speaker 11 (20:52):
Yeah, I think it does, as long as you keep
the bed tidy and you keep the food out of
the bed.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Some nights for me it's a sneakers far.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
The others it could be a roast short.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
My girlfriend be very upset bed.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
No, it doesn't pass the pub test.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
The bed and the bedroom of for three things, early
read and sleeping all at once.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Can he'd be upset if she didn't meet him. Beg,
what are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Where ches and crack?

Speaker 3 (21:17):
I think we're talking cross purpose.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
I don't know this was your idea. I've enjoyed looking
at your dancing alongside Robert Irwin's. He's in the American
Dancing with the Stars at the moment, and every week
Jenna has been putting your performances from when you're on
Dancing with the Stars thirteen years ago next to him.
And it's funny that, as she said on our socials,
the last one that was put up, what was that
the church chart? Everyone said you'd really improved. What was

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interesting is, yes, she put that up last week because
that's when Robert did the chart shu. But in fact
that was your first dance, which means you were getting
progressively worse.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
My dance teacher said, you like the Benjamin Button of dancing.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
You're getting worse. I remember when you first started practicing,
you said, in all sincerity, you sincerely said to me,
it's going to be hard because I look like a
professional professional. Watch you didn't specify.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
It was a bit of delusion.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Every week you said, I've turned a corner a corner
into hell.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Because the thing about it that you practice and practice.
So I spent nine weeks practicing that one dance I
didn't want.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
I don't think I'd go.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Any further, and then all of a sudden I had
to make it up as I went along.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, this week Robert who and it's dedication week, week five,
and he's dedicating his dance to his mum. I know
this because he hasn't done it yet. It's in a
few days time. But Bindio and took to socials to say,
my brother is dedicating his dance to our incredible mama.
Raising us as a single parent so early on and
towing your dad's extraordinary legacy. She's the strongest one I've

(22:45):
ever known. I can't wait for Robert's dance is going
to be so special. That's a very tight family. It'll
be a wonderful thing to see him dance.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Really, so I dedicated my one to my oldest son.
Did you when I got up to that one?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Right? What was that song when you walk in the room?

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Which was from Paul Carrick, you know?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
And it was about and I had to lift up
my dance partner over my head and Helen Rich she
said it looked like I was in w.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
W E wrestling, but not quite as strong.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Lifted her up a fair bit and she was a
bit of half to know she wasn't She's like she
had a bit to her.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
It can't all though he's moved to Adelaide. It's okay.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
He can't be you and Robert. Other people are in
this competition. Hilaria Baldwin, now Hilaria Baldwin was actually born
Hillary Baldwin, or she was born Hillary in America. She's
married to Alec Baldwin, the actor. They have about one
hundred million children. She's a yoga instructor she.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Is.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
There was some controversy in recent years because she's saying
that she's Spanish. Was in fact, she was born with
the name Hillary, it's now Hilaria, and she kind of
I think one of her parents is half Spanish. But
she says she's moved between all these languages and it
can be tricky. She wanted a cookie show in the
US and struggled with some of the English.

Speaker 8 (24:04):
We have.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Say in English, you should know you've been born and.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Raised him, and you're born in Boston.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
So she I saw on her socials that she was
taking her practice very seriously. She's a yoga instructor, so
she's got all the moves. I think she assumed she
was going to win. I'm reading between the lines. So anyway.
She was eliminated last week on Week four of Dancing
with the Stars, and a whole lot of interviews she
has done post leaving the show have been quite hilarious.

(24:33):
Her dancing partner, her instructor, what do you call them? Partner?
He's constantly giving the camera and her a little bit
of side eye as she's talking. You can see he's going,
oh my god. Because she has claimed to say here
she's been in tears because the reason I'm sad is
because I'm so happy. I'm so happy. It's important to

(24:54):
remember sadness comes from missing something that was wonderful. And
yet she seems quite strangely emotional, a little bit vindictive
that she got out. Have a listen. Es says, my
twelve year olds, what if they get voted off right away?
And she said, Mommy, at least you tried.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
At least you tried.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I opened my heart.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
And that's a broken again.

Speaker 10 (25:21):
But forty one.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I closed the door and dance alongside. You're not opening
it up. Has been beat.

Speaker 12 (25:37):
Brad and I met Alic when I was twenty seven.
The world has been driving to beat Meselfsands, you did
that did because no matter what I do.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
It's not enough. Maybe I'll close the dra again. Yeah,
maybe you should. So I've closed opened the door on
my dancing. I've been broken hearted. I'm closing it again.
People will beat me down. Sorry, you just got to
lemonad from a dancing show. It's like you're going to
could be worse.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
You could be in your husband's movie.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah that's getting shot allegedly.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Just shoot me, No, no, no.

Speaker 9 (26:17):
Don't Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
The legendary poet Jersey, great command of the actress. That's
an interesting post on socials over the weekend. There's a
whole lot of cassette plays. A cassette plays, cassette tapes.
You're piled up. And someone said these were all released
within forty four days of each other in nineteen ninety one.
I know you often say that that's the era where

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rock music just ruled the world nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I started in radio commercially in nineteen ninety and it
was a rich, rich time of many great albums. In
that period from nineteen ninety up to nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Was just gold as far as rock music.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
We'll have a listen to this. These were all released
within forty four days.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Can I play along?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
How many months is forty four days? Three months?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Forty four days is like there's thirty days in a month?
Thirty one, Yeah, it's forty four it's a month, one
and a half months, one half.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I can not argue one and a half months within
one and a half months. In nineteen ninety one, all
of these were released through the Alberie We are here,
we go, This have a listen to this one.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yep, It'salica.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yep, it's the Black album yep.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Next ten Pearl Jab Jam Live right, So next use
your illusion with Gunners yep.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Then we had this.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Bread Out Chili Peppers, Blood Sugar, Sex, Major.

Speaker 13 (27:55):
Doctor.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Then we had this in Spirit never mind, all within
the space of forty four days. Wow, what a time
to be a lie In fact, I was you were there?
What a time? What waight time?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
One wonders is that happening these days?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Do you think?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Do you get a giant hanglomerate of the biggest bangers
of all time within forty four we should have a look.
Why don't we actually, let's do this. While the next
song's playing, we will find out some of the songs
have been released the last four What about this.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
One that was released to the VH Supercars yesterday?

Speaker 13 (28:29):
About it.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Released alongside some vitriol.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
That's set the internet on fire?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
All right? When we come back, I will have a
look at some of the stuff that's been released the
last forty five forty four days.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
You're putting on the Molly meldram Acuba that I am
do yourself a favor.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
So we were just looking at a variety of giant,
life changing songs that were all released within forty four
days of each other in nineteen ninety one, some big
B albums Metallica, Pearl Jam, Guns n Roses, Red Hot,
Chili Peppers, Nirvana, but then forty four days of each other.
So we thought, let's have a look at things that
have been released within the last forty four days. Tell

(29:09):
you there's some big stuff. Well, we have your hat
Justin Bieber Swag. This is the song Daisies.

Speaker 10 (29:16):
This was out in the last forty four days.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
There's another guy you may have heard of, Ed Sheeran.
His Album's Play came out. This is a song where
you hear everywhere. This is Olivia Dean The Art of Loving.
This has just been This has released last forty four days.
I love this song. Riah Carrey has an album out
the last forty four days. Here for it All. It's

(29:42):
called someone Else. You may have heard of Taylor Swift
to relish her album in the last forty four days.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
I like this.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
How do you feel about this? Someone Else has released
the song on the last forty four days.

Speaker 9 (30:00):
Cardi BA Pretty motherfucker, Cody b every song planning on.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Not the other whatever you was gonna pay her, You've
got a double list glory Hoff.

Speaker 8 (30:14):
Study.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
So here we are thinking we'll never see the likes
of those forty four days again. We have, we have,
we have. We're living in the new forty four days.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Do you think future Jonesy and Amanda will be doing
this very same comparo in thirty years time?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I'll be biting down on a cyanide capsule. If that's
the way this goes?

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Podcast?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Can you been playing Attention at its final episode for
the year last Monday, which just means one incredible thing.
Sampagne tonight is back on our screens tonight, the host
with the most sampang.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Hello, here he is, Hello Amanda, Hello Jonesy. A warm,
warm introduction, beautifully read thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
A warm hand on your opening, as they like to say.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Well yeah, well thanks, just it's wonderfulness. I wish I
wish I was in the studio with you.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I'm sorry, Well that's a Sam, it'say, Okay, you're a
busy man, You're a go getter.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
And so tell me what's happening this season? What are
you what are you thinking? Are you going to be
your targets? Is it going to be a different target
every week? Have you got themes? Talk us through it?

Speaker 6 (31:20):
Did you see any of season one?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
So I did? I did you know Orderman.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
Targets isn't if I'm not a it's like a it's
an old fashioned Tonight show where I'm just you know,
I'll start with a monologue and I'll have a wonderful
guest announce that it's ray E Leary Tonight, and then
I've got there's segment and obviously there's a wheel. You know,
you you need a wheel, and then we've got roseye
o'donald on Tonight. So you know, I'm just you know,
we just I just think we're going I try to
have fun and know we learned some lessons from season one.

(31:48):
But I think the big you know, that's the fact
that my name is still in the title. I think
that's that's a good sign for me, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
It's not Osha Ginsburg Tonight featuring sound page.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
But Sam, I do have to admire the balls on you,
if you don't mind me saying that that, Like, for example,
at the logos, you look straight at Richard Mark's and
you just kind of slagged off spectacularly and said, obviously
he's answered the phone on the first ring, and how
desperate he was to come on to Australia where he
knows nothing. How do you look at people and do that.

(32:20):
I'm very full of admiration.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
I think I think that it's it's you, you know,
you both know me. It's there's no means, it's not
mean spirited, it's just we're just you know what. I think,
it's never mean spirited. And where are we trying to
have fun? So, for instance, at that example with Richard Marx,
how how boring is it for me to stand there
at the lows and go, hey, the great Richard Marx
is here, you know, a legend of music. How wonderful?

(32:47):
Welcome to the country.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Now, y yeah, but this is what we do, Man relied,
And Amanda does this on her own. I don't know
if you've seen her Keith Bourban interview, but she kept
peppering questions a year ago about Nicole Kidman, and I
could tell that Keith didn't want to talk about his missus,
and it got to a point where I was almost
going to say, he don't want to talk about But
Amanda's like a copper. You know she goes into this

(33:12):
interrogation stage, do you Is that how you work as well?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Like, are you aware of what you're doing?

Speaker 6 (33:20):
Yes, I've always I've always thought that one of the
main differences between me and Amanda is that I have
a general awareness of my surroundings, as opposed to Amanda,
who is just the queen is here, get out of
my way. I'm going to talk and just you know,
get behind me or get out of the way.

Speaker 11 (33:38):
I like the idea that the idea of that Nicole
was referred to as as a missus that I enjoyed
that a lot. But no, I don't think I'm a
great interrogrator. I don't think'm a great interviewer.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
I have a natural curiosity. Hopefully that comes out. But
this is the tonight show means at least I get
a you know, a chance to have a bit more
time one on one with the guests as opposed to
the other shows. I'm on. You know, you've got to
You've got to share it, which is good, by the way,
because most of the time all those other people around me,
which Amanda has done often on having been paying attention,
is and just get me out of trouble.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
How do you feel with the Jimmy Kimmel situation, do
you feel that talk show hosts are a bit of
an endangered species?

Speaker 13 (34:16):
Maybe over there the idea Jonesy that Albert will be
watching on the Tonight Show on Channel ten and see
me do a joke about him and then ring up
the station as they get him off, it just seems unrealistic.
And also, by the way, you two, what are the
chances of him being in the country to actually see
the show?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
So you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
I think I'm safe.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I think you say so, don't rile up Bob Catter
whatever you do.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Oh yeah, well, and I don't think Bob needs anyone
rile him up.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
He's just got himself.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
He's really got to switch to don't he You can't
pick it.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
I'd like to get Bob and Pauline Hanson together in
a room and just talk about and throw stub subjects
at him like coal's, paper bags and things like that,
and just see how it all, how it all lands.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Definitely, I definitely watch and listen to that. That would
be an amazing seven.

Speaker 13 (35:03):
Minutes before they cart and said that you and got
you out.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Of that room, dream of being tasted.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Formerly noticed, I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Well, Sam, it's always great to talk to you. Sampang.
Tonight is tonight at eight forty. You can watch it
and you can stream it for free on ten Sampang,
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
Thank you, Jonesy, thank you, Amanda, always a delight.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Jonsey, Amanda, Sam podcast now who free instance and Amanda's
scream start me up.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer, will come back to
that question if time Pervince, you get all the questions right,
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question. But it's double or nothing, and Marion lies
the jeopardy.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
John is in Tarmore.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Hello, John, Good morning, Amanda, Jonesy, Hell Amanda Jonesy.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
I like it great, Amanda.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
That's actually that's better. Thank you, John. I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
John.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Let's see what we can do for you. We've got
ten questions, We've got sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
say passed. We might have time to come back. Okay, Yeah,
all right, John, deep breath because here we go. Question
number one? What day was it yesterday? Monday? Question two?
Finish this if it ain't broke? Don't sex? Question three?
Which animal makes milk and goes moo ko? Question four?

(36:29):
What musical instrument has eighty eight keys? Po Question five?
Which superhero is known as the Caped Crusader? Plus question six, Gold,
Marlon and clown are types of what? Plus question seven?
If you've got levies on? What are you wearing? Question eight?
Which famous rapper's real name is Marshall Mathers.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Essel Rose, God, em Eminem.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
My name is John and I reckon you'd know this?
Which superhero is the Cape Crusader, Batman, Gold, Marlon and clown?
Types of types of fish?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (37:11):
Yeah, probably?

Speaker 10 (37:15):
Do you say Mylon?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Probably?

Speaker 6 (37:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Well don't the tools of which one? I? No, no, no, no, no,
you use that for tomorrow exactly that question stash.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
What are you doing? John?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
John? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
You hold your head high as your grand time. Good
on your mate.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Thanks, I have a good day.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Thank you. We'll get back to the tools. My wife's
birthday on.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Saturday, Helen. Did she enjoy birthday?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
She did?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
The kids came around, had food. We didn't have bony fish,
which was good.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
You complain that your daughter is an excellent cook, likes
to cook fish.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
You don't just to troll me.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
She says, we're going to make get the boniest fish,
and then she was looking up what is the most
bony fish. It's between leather jacket and Benito. They called
Benito the mother in law fish because you wouldn't even
give it to your mother in law.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
It's that red for she likes to give it to you.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yeah, it's largely a bait fish. And it's always fraught.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
When I buy my wife a gift because my wife
I love her dearly, but she knows what she doesn't
like and everything else. You could get to the hope
diamond and there'd be something wrong with it. There'd be
you know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
I have no hope of diamond.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
I don't know if I need any more duels. So
I always get anxious about buying a gift. And I said,
what do you want for your birthday? What do you
want for your birthday? So I don't need anything, And
that's the worst thing.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Don't take that literally, no.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
No, man, know that I did that once, and that
was many years ago.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
You don't make that mistake twice and I said, really,
what do you want? What do you really really want?

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I said, I like one of those espresso coffee machines.
And I said, we have been down the coffee machine
past path.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Part I thought, you I remember you had one.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
I've got a two ones before.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
But there was too much mucking around with these particular machines.
You know, you got to grind the beans. You get
the thing.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
My sons love doing all that plava. That's because I
don't live with me anymore. They kind of around to
make a huge to go home again.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Apparently, according to the world of George cloning, the espresso
machine is pretty much easy to do. So I went
to then espresso shop even than in one of those.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
It's like a cult.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
It is like a cult. And I've gone in this
a bit like.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
The Apple shop, except the person just doesn't pop out
of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
And this lady said, it's going to help you.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
And I said, I'm after an espresso coffee machine for
my wife's birthday.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
She says, this is.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
The one you need, and she went over to this
one and she says, press this button. And I said, no,
you don't understand that is not the one I need.
I want one that you just go and press one button,
no mach around. I imagine you go into seven to eleven,
you press the one button and you get that two
dollar coffee. That's the coffee my wife likes. And so
she said, well, you know this is the one you need,
the latism or one. And I said, right, how much

(39:53):
is that?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
And she said five hundred bucks. I went, great, let's
let's go. Would you like to join our club?

Speaker 2 (39:59):
And I would say that, and I made the mistake of saying,
what's that all about?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Next minute?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Early, ah, you sign, you sign this thing? And I said,
look what to get there? You become a coffee subscriber.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
But you have to get the pods online or something,
don't you there's something weird.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Anyway, I just said, look, I just want that. Let's
just make the deal happen and I'll be okay.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
And you took it home, great success.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Helen was happy.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
And then we looked at the instructions and it went
from one step to fourteen steps?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
No, what were they Whether.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
There's fourteen steps, I'm going, well, after the one step,
you know, the Middle East peace process, that's pretty much
the same.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
You know these steps?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
What were the steps?

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
You know you gotta do this the dead to bear.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Oh so it wasn't just press It wasn't just press one.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
It's not one button. Nothing is one button.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
You know.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
You can't even open you can and eat an orange.
Now you buy an orange.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
From the supermarket and you're going to get a wrap,
You're got to get an app that goes with it
on how to eat the orange.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Well, I had a moment of technology on the weekend.
I thought Saturday morning, I thought, I'll just go down,
get a cuppa down at the coffee shop and I'll
walk the dogs leisurely minute of a stroll. Blah blah blah.
I'm halfway through my casual walk listen to a podcast
when my watch interrupts the podcast to say, you appear

(41:19):
to be going for a walk. Would you like to
record it? I said, look, I've got Mapple watch on.
Oh I may as well, So I did it. So
then I'm buying the coffee and it says, have you
paused your workout? No, that's right, have you paused? No,
I've just come here and I'm standing still for a minute. Actually,

(41:41):
I've been at the gym. When my watch says to me,
and I've pressed it for the fact I'm exercising, and says,
have you paused your work? I say no, I'm still going,
thank you. So then I set it to pause, and
as I head off, it says have you stopped? I
said no, I'm going again. And then I get home
and it says, have you ended that? That's taken all
the easy pleasure from just a little stroll down to
get a coffee.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
It shouldn't be this hard. It should not be this
It should not be this hard. You know what the
tribal drama will be for this.

Speaker 10 (42:06):
It's one fay looking barbecue.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Why didn't mind look like that?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
It shouldn't be this hard. No, what have you got
the weekend? I picked up a coffee machine or an
Apple Watch.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
My wife Helen's birthday weekend was good and I think
she liked the present. She wanted a coffee machine, bearing
in mind this is the third coffee machine.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
I've brought her.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
She wanted a simplistic one.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah, she won one.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
When she goes to seven eleven, you just pressed the
one button. You pay two bucks Bay. Those things are.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Work called a barrista.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
They're worth about four grand. An't when you got to Brista.
There's a lot of mucket around.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
You wanted somebody with no mucking around, no mucky. And
what happened?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Well, I won't going to express her coffee machine because
she put George Clooney purports that it's pretty good, and
it did say it was just one easy step, but
for some reason they turned into fourteenth steps.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Why is that?

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Well?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
On the weekend, I thought, I go for a casual
stroll listening to a podcast. My watch said to me,
you seem to be walking. Do you want to record it?
Then I said, why have you stopped? Are you walking again?
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (43:07):
You might as well get a.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Wife, Yes, I may as well.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Drums peding for it shouldn't be this hard.

Speaker 10 (43:14):
That one fane looking barbecue bit.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Why doesn't mine look like that? Exactly? Sue is with us?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Sue, what's happened?

Speaker 8 (43:23):
Hi?

Speaker 15 (43:23):
I just had a really really old pair of earbuds.
One doesn't or one got lost in the remaining one.
You know, it doesn't work very well, runs down the
charge all the time. So I went out and bought
a new pair of earbuds about six months ago. And
you need an app for them. I just figured you
bring them home and they blow tooth torphone in that seat.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Don't they know you need?

Speaker 15 (43:46):
So they're still sitting on the kitchen bench.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
You know, every time I go to watch something on television,
I have to join some stream service. Again, what stop it?
So I stopped watching a whole stack of channels.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
My garage has a terrestrial aerial old school antenna ET
and my old house and TENNA doesn't work anymore.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
So I've got that app thing.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
I was watching TV in my garage because I couldn't
be bothered myc around as there's my house sitting there
with a big screen TV, and I'm up in my
garage perched on a stool watching the news.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Stupid, isn't it? Hello Tanya, Good morning, Jamesie and Amanda?

Speaker 4 (44:27):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I shouldn't be this hard? What was hard?

Speaker 4 (44:31):
I have one of those Google doorbells and every few
months they need to be recharged. So I took it
off as holder recharged it went to put it back on,
and you need like this physics degree to try and
reattach it to the wall. So I spent fifteen minutes
trying to fiddle around with it, and I just gave up,

(44:53):
sitting on the kitchen bench. I have nothing doorbell at
the moment.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
No, just smash it with a hammer and accept ever again.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
You see if Amazon has been mistreating you package?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yes, how do you see the postman arrive and walk
away again without giving you anything?

Speaker 9 (45:09):
I hear you man, Jonesy and Amanda podcast tips.

Speaker 11 (45:17):
Four announcers trying to get a career in radio.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
It shouldn't be this hard.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
It shouldn't be this hard. I should be able to
go down to the shop and buy a coffee casually
walking the dog on a Saturday morning. And I have
my watch interrupt my podcast. I'm missing to saying it
looks like you're going for a walk. Should we record it?
Why have you stopped? Have you paused? Is it over?
Have you started again? What are you going on?

Speaker 3 (45:40):
How many questions?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Is we're a wire? Which I am? Literally?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
You buy your wife a coffee machine for a birthday,
or one step coffee machine, but.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Not one it's steps.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
The Middle East peace process doesn't have that many steps.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Just saw too hard. So the tribal drum is beating
for it shouldn't be this hard.

Speaker 10 (45:57):
It's one thing looking barbecue? Bit, Why doesn't mind look
like that?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Wendy, Hello, Wendy, what was too hard? The whole Google series?

Speaker 15 (46:08):
One thing wants Google, one wants SyRI and I stood
in the lounge and the other day yelling at the
thing to turn my lights on.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
The sense my name's not Siriou's Google machines are the
don't even throw me Alexa or you're done?

Speaker 6 (46:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (46:23):
Too much?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Too much? Thanks you switch.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Wendy Russell has joined us, Hi Russell.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Shouldn't be this.

Speaker 8 (46:30):
Hard, Jones, the Amandah, it shouldn't be this hard. I
got a pair of electric scooters for the kids and
the school holidays, and after the two fencer, the two
factor authentication, mobile number addresses, et cetera, Will ended up
just taking the regular ones because it just took way
too long.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Well, your kids happy with that.

Speaker 8 (46:51):
I'm pretty pretty grumpy, but you know what I got
over it?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Just push like I used to and bag in my days.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Nothing wrong with a bit of a leg kicking exactly exactly.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Thank you for you're very therapeutic. Amanda h Notion podcast.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Gold by one point seven. Hello, it's Jones, Lamanda. As
I mentioned earlier, nine weeks to go.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
We've been doing this for twenty years. We're not going anywhere.
We're staying on the net.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
We're going somewhere.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Well, we're going to.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
The fruited plains of drivers, we like.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
To call it.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
That's between three and six pm.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
And we're building a new show by your full way
of choosing content for our show by throwing darts at me.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
This is what happened. We asked you, guys, what you
would like to see in it, and all of the
suggestions we said, no suggestion is a bad one ended
up on balloons. I popped one of the balloons that
you were wearing. I popped it with the dart, and
therefore we had this segment on Thursday.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Short jokes, non offensive is the best medicine.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
And what we learned from that was it's not coming through.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
You weren't happy. I was slightly amused.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
I was strapped.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Well, we're not broadcasting an audience of one okay, everyone.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
That we go to two ky. So what we're doing
is we want to build a bigger brand.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Okay, we're taking this show nationally, so we need our best,
best stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
If you do have any suggestions. Incidentally, go to our
socials and let us know, are.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
We going to continue with this dart thing on Thursday?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Of course we are. Of course, all the other ideas
are still on darts are still on balloons. I mean
you will wear them with some protective clothing and I'll
pop one and we'll try it out as a segment.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Goolies is well, that's not a tent hooks at the moment,
is that that's not worried. A lot of people don't
like goolies anymore.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Well, but we still have nine weeks, as you said,
until someone wins twenty thousand dollars. That's when everyone starts
to like it. Twenty thousand dollars for our favorite Goolie
of the year.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
We'll have the goolies for you next on Goal.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Jam Jam Nation. Twenty thousand dollars for our favorite goolie
of the year.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
What have we got today?

Speaker 7 (49:01):
What gets my goolies is late night, weekday concerts. I
got Billy Ocean tickets, my all time favorite former went
there last night with my mom and my daughters. It
was amazing, but it was so late. I had to
drive home, and I live like over an hour away
from the city, and I really struggled to drive. I

(49:24):
was so tired and then I couldn't get up this morning.
Neither could my kids. Why can't they do it on
a Sunday at lunchtime?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
I agree?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Why don't we do that?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I agree?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
What else have we got? H?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Jones and Amanda? You know what gets my goolies? The
fact that I won't be able to listen to you
guys in the morning and you are going to the
afternoon drive. That's what really gets my goolies. Oh well,
here that makes me sad. Here for the next night.
Please come with us, Fruited Plains. You can also be
able to listen to us every day. You can stream us.

(49:58):
You can listen to us stream and I can listen
to us ten hours later if you'd like. We can
get in your ears anyway.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Like streaming more often the other Guess who that is?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Okay, time to explain now, Batman.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Gets my goolies.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Twenty thousand dollars cash will be one in nine weeks.
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Speaker 3 (50:36):
Today's the day to be doing it.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Look at it beautiful.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
The tribal dramas beating for it shouldn't be that hard.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
One fan looking barbecue bit by boy doesn't mind?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Look like Dad bought my wife a coffee machine for
her birthday. It was supposed to be one step, one
step turned into fourteen sent Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I tried to go for a casual just walk to
the shop. My watch kept telling me have you stopped?
You still going? Just peppering me with questions.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
You a cop, It's none of your business.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Watch.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Tanya from Georgia's Hall simply gave up on her purchase
of her fancy doorbell.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
I have one of those Google doorbells, and every few
months they need to be recharged. So I took it
off as older recharged it.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Went to put it back on.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
And you need like this physics degree to try and
reattach it to the wall. So I spent fifteen minutes
trying to fiddle around with it, and I just gave up.
Sitting on the kitchen bench, I have nothing tall bell
at the moment.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
How's kis?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
You're going to find out her packages are being mistreated
by Amazon.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
I don't know. That's the way of so world now
when we.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Each delivery is Nick to Chip Friday.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Yet, how's she going to know enough?

Speaker 2 (51:46):
We'll be back for tomorrow show for Tuesdays.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
You know who's on tomorrow show?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Who's on tomorrows show?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Nature are going to be on our show?

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Have you set them do that Pink Pony Club thing?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
We should ask them to do? That went viral? No,
that went viral for them seeing Pink Pony Club. I
watched it.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Only we go viral?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
He goes here Holiday a Lifetime with Jimmy Barnes in Balley,
Listen from nine with Higo, and we will be back
from six to night for jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
See you then, goodet you.

Speaker 6 (52:13):
Well, thank god that's over, hood Bite, good bye.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Wipe the two baby.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
From your eyes.

Speaker 14 (52:21):
Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeart app or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 9 (52:36):
Catch up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio app.