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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wow, what an extra pack podcast. At last, You've got

(00:02):
something in common with a sausage roll.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
That's right. We've both been immortalized in wax for Madame Tusswords.
I went through an incredibly stringent measuring process and apparently
so did a sausage roll.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, and you both had the same complexions.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
They were filled with more meat.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Down to the Jonesy demander at arms with his latest
Greens member jumping over to the Labor Party after the election.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, jumping ship after the election. Does it pass the
pub test? That element? I keep pushing for a musical reunion.
You keep balking at that and talking about.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
T sh Just think you get the T shirt. The
rest will.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Follow, Okay. I remember seeing that Kevin Costner film.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
That's what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
We speak to the fabulous Jacinda ad Ex, Prime Minister
of New Zealand, and she talks in the book and
in the interview about that moment where she's trying to
be she's finding out whether she's going to be prime minister.
There's also a pregnancy test kit on the table beside her,
these two things converging. We thought we'd also put that
to the tribal drum had time to get knocked up
and gets my goolies.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's all coming up in this podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Because now that a miracle of recording. We have so
many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Mistress Amanda and miss Keller.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Friend is in a broom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. The
legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Congratulations, man, we are there.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Any right now?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Jersey and Amanda. You're doing a great job. Si now
go good radio.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Sorry, but it's a tongue twist set an idiot and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Shoot, Tim, we're on there. Top of the money to you.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Amanda, Hello, how are you today?

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's nice to see the city not shrouded.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
In frog in flog flock.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
It was amazing, wasn't it? Yesterday? It was extraordiny. We
could see that we couldn't see the city from our
building here put on our socials yesterday the scene from
outside our window just a few tendrils in the beginning,
and then it was just blackout.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, to see down south, down the south coast. They're
looking at Aurora Borealis from Browley.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Amazing down to the south. That's south Pole material, it's
south Pole has he.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, so it was great. It's a nice looking day today.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
You're well, I'm well, you've got.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Some sort of Cruella Deville stole on.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
It's not a stole, it's a sheepskin vest with a
very collar.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I guess are you.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Wearing sheep because we've got former Prime Minister to Sinda
Adirn on our show.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
No, no, no, that's not why I'm wearing this, And
do not make a sheep joke with her. Please. We
just made one then, yeah, but you know we don't
have to make it in front of us. No, we're
getting her first radio interview. I'm so excited. I'm a
giant fan of hers. I've been reading her autobiography, which
is called a Different Kind of Power, and she's an
incredible world leader who wanted to lead with kindness and

(03:08):
she was really challenged along the way with lots of
lots of well, there was a giant mass shooting of
Muslims in her country, and she embraced them all and said,
I don't care whether you were born here, You've chosen us.
You are New Zealand as we unite together here. She
led the country in such an extraordinary way. And when
you look at some of the politics of the world

(03:29):
now and you think, oh, we need more kindness. She
was a great leader, I thought. And also, you know,
the book starts with her finally waiting to see if
she will be in Prime minister, because she had to
do a number of deals with other parties to see
if she'd get across the line. And at the same time,
on the bench next to her is a pregnancy test,
waiting to see if she's pregnant. For many families, the

(03:52):
timing of the pregnancy, so much of your life hinges
on those two lines coming up on a pregnancy stick.
Sometimes you want it, sometimes you don't. It's extraordinary and
that those two enormous things collided with her. That's how
her book begins. There's a lot to talk to her.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Looking forward to catching up with you, sind a gmy.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
Right.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
That means we're doing a zoom chat. Would you send
it that? Well, yes, we'll talk you through that.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
You can do an artist impression of her.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Right. Also the T shirt for bad Element that's happening.
It's in We Want you to Wheels in Motion.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
You guys to decide which T shirt. We were going
to print a limited edition run.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Of the T shirts, but it seems that your designs winning.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, well, it's up on our social.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Kind of warm to your design as well.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Step on our socials. Please go there and choose which
design you'd like. We will print those T shirts for limited.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Limited limited run of shirts. How many is were? How
many is in a limited run?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
About fifty?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Fifty? Okay? Done?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
One? Also, if my design wins.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Instagram makes its return and we can't do anything, do
we do the magnificent seven?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Question One? What fruit is normally squeezed into a margarita?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeer nation the magnificence seven? It's here seven questions? Can
you go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If you do that, Amanda will.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Say congratulations because I'm a mature person and I like
to celebrate the success of others.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
But it's about getting questions seven right. Bruce is in
your mind?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Allo, Bruce? Hello, Jonesy and Amanda? Are you you're Will Bruce?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Good? Don't sound suspicious. What is warming up to the day?

Speaker 5 (05:30):
No, it's cold.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
It is cold. It is cold, but there's no fog.
We're happy for that.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Bruce.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Sounds like you know when I used to come home
when I was a young man and a big partaking
a little bit of mum and say where have you been?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
She'd have a torch in my eyes.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Bruce, have you just arrived home after you've been part.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
No, you sound like a Bruce.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
No.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
No, Mom, look at you Monday, she said. Mom said
to us, look at you. You're always pie eyed. And
I started laughing at the word, and then I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Stop laughing, which gave it away into.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Said you're always pi and Omo is always pie with me,
and then we're both just laughing.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Likens.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I've heard the music you sounded as well. Question one?
What fruit is normally squeezed into a margarita? Bruce?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Lime?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's a line?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Was the prime Minister of which country? Bruce?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yes, we're talking to her today. Let's play what's on
the box?

Speaker 5 (06:30):
I'll turn the box on, all.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Right, pie Bruce, eyes to the front. What TV show
features this theme?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Bruce?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
No, Sorry, it's a very popular show. But I wouldn't
have known the theme either. I haven't watched it. I
never do you know? The theme for that. What show
has that theme?

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Gooday, guys, it's old, is it?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Troop?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
I used to love IF Troop, Nev, I think we should.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Try and find remember themed F Troop.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
It sounded a little bit like that. Actually, no, this
is a much more recent show from Korea. Come on,
it's Korean.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
It made you sound a thousand years old Nev podcast
trendedy Magnificent seven. We're up to quest the number three?
What's on the box?

Speaker 5 (07:44):
I'll turn the box on.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
What is the This song the theme song from watch
TV show Country to what Nev of Terrible said, It's
not F Troop. This this F Troop, although I'll agree
there are similarities. James is in Windsor Hello, James, very well,

(08:12):
are you familiar with you'd be familiar with F Troop?

Speaker 6 (08:14):
No doubt?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Ring the bell, Yeah, yeah, that's for your bell.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
It was sort of when they're running a Ford or something.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
They're running a forward Ford carriage and it was, you know, hijens.
It was one of those shows that explained the whole
premise of the show was done in the opening song,
where in.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Indian fights are colorful sights and nobody takes a licking
square pale, they send red skin ripes.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, cribes. Anyway, James had a simple time. Let's remind
you again of the TV theme we're thinking of here.
It's not f Troop. It's a show from career.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (08:57):
Your your clue really really helped me with it, no idea.
I have watched the first Lead and.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Quick Game James season three, I think the third and
final season's premiere at the end of June.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, it's not as culturally inappropriate as perhaps F Trip was.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Then again, you put someone into a meat grinder, and that's.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I think that's lovely days. This is multiple choice for
you here, James, what was the name of the astronaut
who remained in the command module? Well, little Armstrong and
buzz Aldron walked on the moon. Actually, do you want
the multiple choice or do you.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Know a multiple choice?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Me a Naomi calder b Tobias Quaid or see Michael Collins.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Uh, it was I ever thought if I just take
off a little bit, you know, try and make them
do a.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Running I'm leaving, guys, I've told you I'm leaving, not
back in an hour.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I'm going one of your mates pick you up and
they drive off question.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Five, which Australian won the F one Spanish Spanish Grand
Prix on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
So well this year, where exactly where the Beg's band
members actually born?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
What country? James as England?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Well more specifically, they were born in the Isle of Man,
which is in the Irish Sea between England and Ireland.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Have you got the coordinates there?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I have they? When the three of them were born,
the population expanded by exponentially six by six hundred more
teeth were at it.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Who has been announced to host the logis for the.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Third year in a row James ah good Fund, a
good friend of his.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Question what is his name? I in the last two years?
What's he's doing it again?

Speaker 3 (10:44):
You know what someone pointed out? When you answer this?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Someone pointed out an interesting observation about this particular host.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
An interesting hook through you've given us. Friend James will
give you an observation if you can answer it.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
James, Greg's in Blacktown, Greg.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Do you know who's going to be hosting the logis?

Speaker 10 (11:04):
Same Pack?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Jump Greg for old for old Sam, He's done. Ben's
in Campbelltown, Sam Pack. If that is true? With that,
Sam Pack?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Can we save that when we get Sam one please.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Ben's in Campbelltown. Ben, do you know who's going to
be hosting the logis?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Have you seen this observation a young lady has made
that you know the logos the two made up corporate
guys for Guzman and Gomes. It looks like Sam Peg
and Mick malloy. Oh really, it's quite uncanny. What about
Sam Pak?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Though, Sam Pack, I don't know what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Congratulations to you, Ben, you've won the jam Pack Do
you know to the value of one hundred and fifty dollars?
And Hello Auntie restaurant authentic not traditional Vietnamese.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Visit Hello Auntie?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Two hundred dollars to indulge at char Time and you
would improve match of drink range. Visit char Time now
and Jonesi and Amanda carriacters. She was fit the coloring
and some standard peszels. Ben, any you like to add.

Speaker 10 (12:01):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Have a great day. No memories of F Troop?

Speaker 10 (12:06):
Beg your pardon?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
No memorybody?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Do you remember F Troop?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Then? Why do you do that?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
You don't like people who come back to the cash
prize and you've done it, You've left the party and
you've come back to see if you've left your hat there.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
And that's the worst thing in the world.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 11 (12:35):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Timbing through the Jerlmanac, our big book of musical facts.
On this day in nineteen ninety, George Michael released his
hit Freedom.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
I keep forgetting that George Michael is dead.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Well, his loved ones remember that every day, nobody he
was that year where we lost everybody, everyone died, Prince
David Bowie, David Bowie, Carrie Fisher, to the end of
the year with few We're through.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
And then he did George Michael cox It.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I always liked that story though, and he had a
great sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I thought, George Michael, do.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
You remember that time he was trying to get into
his own concert but security didn't believe it was him.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Sorry, now, that is not George Michael. Traffic past years.

Speaker 10 (13:21):
That's fantastic, fantastic.

Speaker 12 (13:25):
I know him a mile off and that is not
George Mikael. That's the best one I've heard seen. I
was in Burman outside of the club in its display basement.
I don't care for Frank coming.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
In and there's George in the back of the car,
just on the way to his own concert.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Trying to get into his own content. I do miss him.
Can you believe that this song is thirty five years old?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Today?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Let's get it on pressed in peace, George M go
but at what point? Seven? Hello, Vera?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Is johonesy Amanda Happy thirty fifth birthday?

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Freedom ninety because they did freedom? Remember WHEREM did freedom
or myr you know?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
And why was this called ninety?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Because there was Freedom Nightty, there was Freedom Wham, and
then there was Freedom ninety And why ninety because it
came out in nineteen ninety and they put that note
for DJs like us, So we play the right song
because on your music log you get your songs that
you have to pull out of your little record library
and they be Freedom, and you go, oh yeah, I'll
just get Freedom.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
You'll be played freedom.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Why do you call it something else?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I think you'll have to take that with George, or
perhaps it's a state.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
It may be a state. I'll just put that on
my to do list. Everyone go and knock on the
door now, Brendan, Yes, I have a question, and I
want to ask you, and I'm intrigued to know how
you're going to answer it. What do you think I
have in common with a sausage roll.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
There's a lot of jokes. You've got a thin bottom, crusty.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Well.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
The reason I'm asking a bit spicy, salty, maybe salty,
is because, for the first time ever, lay a sausage
roll has been immortalized as a wax effigy for Madame
two Swords. I am a wax is effigy. The word
a giant candle at Madame two Swords, and they've made
one of a sausage roll. I'll tell you that the

(15:13):
process of being made into a Madam two Swords dummy
is quite extraordinary. They flew the team out from England.
They had bags of eyes, bags of teeth, bags of
hair to do the matchup. It's quite confronting and you
have to stand in your forever pose for hours. And

(15:34):
they use is a plumb weight yep and that's so
that they can actually they spin me on a little
plinth and they photographed me from every Then they got
calipers out and measured from my elbow to the tip
of my nose, from my knee to the top of
my head. The weirdest collection of measurements with these big calipers.
It was quite an extraordinary process. And then I was

(15:56):
invited and I went to England about six months later
and I went with the family and we're invited to
go to a place in Shepherd's Bush where they actually
make them Madame two Swords dummies. And I saw them
working on Steve Irwin's freckles. There was Oprah Winfrey's head
on a desk. It was quite extraordinary, mac very macarb.
And so for the first time they've included a food item.

(16:18):
But apparently Greg's with a double G at the end.
Greg Goog's sausage rolls are an iconic English food, very yummy.
Have you had one?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, They're an extraordinary good sausage rock.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Okay, Well, this is the first time, as I said,
a food item has been given its own exhibit at
Madame Sword's And the sculpture, they say, the crafting techniques
all were part of the museum's traditional plaster molding. It's
displayed on a velvet cushion with a commemorative plaque and
they say, but they put it in their culture zone
and the artists dedicated numerous hours to ensure that every
flaky layer was captured. Actually no, hang on, that's how

(16:54):
they did mine. Every flaky layer was captured accurately.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
They use the same measurements, yes, the.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Same caliber, and the same flaky pastry for the skin.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Because we've got Gallas here. They make a good sausage roll.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
She co roll should be in Australian, madam too.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Sore lips and bum hooles just like you.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
I'll take that compliment. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Have we been down to see your little effigy lately.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Wish look like there's the thing. I can never go
and look at it. I mean we were there on
opening night. Remember my kids looked she've had and his own.
The answer is yes, yes, And I took photos of
their fingers up my noses. I don't have a wick,
don't even bother looking.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
But people, you're standing next to Ralph Harris for a
bit there, and they've been.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Melted down and turned into somebody else by now. It's
like the market take them out of the back and
melt them down off into some candles for the gift shop.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
I was having a team excursion.

Speaker 13 (17:45):
Maybe let's get on down to the jerky no matter
answer the pub test, jumping ship after election, does it
pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Well, this is what the West Australian Green Senator Torenda
Cox has done. She's made ashell defection to the Labor Party.
She has said what you can't do from the cross benches,
make change and being in the government and alongside this
wonderful team that the Prime Minister has. So her defection
will lower the Greens Senate representation to ten, but increase
the government's numbers to twenty nine. We had an election

(18:18):
last month and she's made this decision. Now, of course
you want to be on the winning team. Why wouldn't you.
But the Greens Party have funded her campaign. People have
voted for her thinking that they wanted a Green senator
or else they would have voted for a Labor senator.
Is this okay?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Was just a handful of people because the Greens didn't
do well because they're on the nose in this country.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, but the Greens have been funded and voted for
by a certain group of people, and she used the
funds to campaign for those.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
You just stay in their lane, trees, forests, that stuff.
Forget everything else, just focus on sub to that foris
and that.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
It doesn't matter what party she's from. She's just had
an election. And then she says, I want to be
this now now is you know a few weeks ago
she was with a different party and that so you
vote for who you want. People did, and she says, okay,
I want to be over here now.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
It's happening everywhere now.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
You look at football teams, you look at TV shows,
you look at all those things.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
But those always flipping around. I know, but football teams
and TV shows aren't relying on voters. That we forget.
The politicians work for us. They are funded by us.
Well that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
They're supposed they work for themselves.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
They're supposed to work for us. And just saying I
want to be on the other team now, is that
fair enough? So if this had happened before the election,
so you know who you who and what you're voting for,
fair enough, that's different. But jumping ship so soon after
the election, does this passed the pub test?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Jamaid, it looks like you care.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
He's a movie star.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Looks good.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
A frow back in a second top of the morning
to you, that was what I cut your hand and
I gave you that very short fringe so fashionable now.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Because of the Ryan, his mum's booked him in for
a haircut on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Tell me what do you mean?

Speaker 14 (20:01):
Well, she said to me, I'll love tously.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
You know, I booked your haircut.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
You can even give me an option or anything. How
old are you twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Are you twenty seven?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, he's coming up to the twenty eight year old
male and a haircut.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, she said, yeah, she said yesterday, I booked your
haircut Saturday ten thirty. He probably due for one, mate,
you can ask me or anything.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Well, you saw my son in here yesterday. He's got big,
fluffy hair. He only watches it about once a year.
Oh that terrible.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
What are the kids?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
He and his brother both have those mos. Jack was
in on the show yesterday because we read that princess
Ingrid Alexander Alexander I think her name is. She's the niece. No,
she's the granddaughter of the King of Norway. She is
going to be living on campus at Sydney University. Jack
has lived on campus, So.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
You're trying some way to do spade work. So he
marries a princess.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well, there is that I want him to be Princess Mary,
but also just to get some insight into what she's
in for. And you know what, if she decides she
doesn't like the food on campus, will sucko to her
because look at the research I've done. Scandinavian royals back
in the day, weren't that picky they ate their kings. No, well,
this is in another Scandinavian nation, the Netherlands, in sixteen

(21:14):
seventy two. It's like it was yesterday, during a period
of great crisis for the Dutch Republic, a mob killed
and partially consumed the bodies of the prime minister and
his brother because they weren't happy with the country's military
defeats and political instability. So rather having elections, they ate them.
So if she's there and says I've got my I've

(21:35):
got my father's eyes, yes, they're on your plate. Yeah,
so hold that over a white age.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
And would have been a lot of eating buttocks going
on in that campus.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
And not just for fun.

Speaker 15 (21:46):
Amanda podcast, when.

Speaker 11 (21:51):
I wanted to get on right now.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Your windowsick your head on a yell.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Down at the Jonesy De Matter of Arms for the
pub test Western Australian Green Senator Derinda Cox has made
a bombshoe old affection to the Labor Party.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
That's right, she said, Well, what you can't do from
the cross benches make change and being in the government
alongside a wonderful team that the Prime Minister has is
a better option for her. Funnily enough, but what about
the people that voted for her. We've just had an election.
She went into the election as a Green Senator. If
people wanted a Labor Senator, they would have voted for
a Labor senator. She was elected as a Green. This

(22:30):
changes the makeup of the House. And if she wanted
to define herself as something else, why not do that
before the election. But to use the money that the
Greens provided for her to campaign, to ask people to
vote for her, and then jumped kip shirts and tea
tree oil. I don't think it's right jumping ship after
the election. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
No?

Speaker 10 (22:53):
Wrong, been able to put up issues that should be
geped forward in the right way on jumping ships not
I don't think. I think no, it does not pass
the pub test because, like Amanda said, we voted for her,
or if we did, I didn't. But if we voted
for her, I would be very annoyed. I think it
does pass the pub test. She even said her felt

(23:15):
that her views are more aligned with the Labor Party
and they did really well in the election. Political allusions
is as tight as a ruby lugue player's contract?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Does that mean not very make that contract?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
At the end, I don't know where he was going
with that tight end prop.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Thank you for all your calls, but.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
What vote seven?

Speaker 15 (23:38):
Hellover?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
It's Jonesy and Amanda behind. Every good band is a
good T shirt. Forget about the band, it's really about
the show. Elvis Presley, for example, Colonel Tom Parker had
I love Elvis T shirts and an equal measure.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
I hate Elvis T shirts as well. So he covered
both sides of the market a.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Different queen elements. And I know you're talking about bad
element your band. There has been bad element and Elvis
Presley is immeasurable. So I'm not even going to go
into that. Because he actually had a product to sell,
which was music. This is what you have. I found
some footage of Lancelot Link the other Day's secret Chip,

(24:18):
and I showed Jenna, who's made a film clip of
Lancelot Link playing No Lie.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
That's our film clip.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
That's your film Well, yeah, that's an.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Excellent We're going to make a film clip. I want
to make a film clip. You know. We draw my
eyes and we.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Need to get like some don't be any dry eyes
in the house.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Get some hot girls, you know, like the eighties film
clips in the hot.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Girls walking around in latex and a tiger. Can we
get a time. I'm gonna need some petty catch hot motorbike.
I need a bunch of motorbikes.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
We spoke to Omo the other day and you said
you've spoken to Beerz, the other two members of Bad Element.
No Lies isn't crowded, just on its own with you, Brendan,
there's two other geniuses behind it, two other monkeys, two
other monkeys. I want to know, have you spoken about
reforming because you are living the dream. You had a
garage band all those years ago, when you were nineteen.

(25:12):
All you wanted was to play in a pub, play
somewhere someone's party. You've had radio. You've had radio airplay
for a week and a half. People are loving finger
marks in the air, are loving the music. If people
are living their dreams vicariously through you, We need you
to see if you've got it is a T shirt.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
That's what it's about.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Come on, we'll start with a T shirt. We're going
to push you to have a musical.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
I think it's reunions that's down the path.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Well the T shirts. First, you think T shirt fish,
I was.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Thinking lunchboxes, cups?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Who uses a lunch box?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh what about those big water to the Stanley mugs
that all the kids used to do they all drink
out of.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Get onto the hydration market.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Why don't you have a boo boo made in your image.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Let's get some la boo boos.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Bad Element key.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Chair, I need more petty cash. I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Well at the moment, I need hot girls, tiger motorbikes,
la boo boos, la booboos, and flames and some sort
of religious We're got to upset someone as well.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
There's going to be something controversial.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
I think the music is doing that. So we have
we want you to make a decision.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Here.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
What we've got two Bad Element T shirts, a design
that Jonesy came up with, the one that I came
up with. Jonesy's one has a helmet and flames.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
And pretty much my film clip.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah okay, and mine is just a bung stovetop. So
have a look on our socials at Jonesy and Amanda
T shirt one and T shirt too. At the moment,
t shirt one my design has got fifty fifty three
percent of the vote. Your T shirt forty seven percent.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
But there can be only one.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Then we'll put it on for today and a limited
edition of the winning T shirt will be made.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I am coming around to yours though I do like
the human in it.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
The but I am going to push you from a
musical reunion. There's no point to any of this unless
you guys sit down and live out the dream and
see if you've still got it because you didn't have it.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Then it's a lot of work. I do a lot
of practice, and you.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Know we're not on this journey for it to go nowhere, Brendan,
it has to become We need a musical conclusive to
start with a T shirt shirt Tomorrow, film clear tomorrow,
we will decide well audition the tigers. Tomorrow. We will
let you know which of the T shirts is winning
and limited edition yourself.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
So it's bom basics first.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 5 (27:53):
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Speaker 2 (27:54):
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Speaker 3 (27:57):
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I don't know why they didn't make a show about us,
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Speaker 3 (29:44):
This weekend used to.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Be the Queen's birthday. Yeah, I thought the horse's birthday.
The date stays the same, but the personalities shift around it.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
The date stays the same.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
I think all the Commonwealth do we all celebrate the
royal birthday in the same day.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
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Speaker 3 (30:02):
So that's it. That's bonus. I didn't realize we had
a long weekend this weekend.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
He knew that there's a due long weekend, October long weekend.
That's how we know of this straighted day long weekend.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
We're in the sixth month. Can you believe it?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Well, you have to look sharp because you know who's
joining us. Next. We've got the first radio interview with her.
I'm so excited. It's just Cinda Adern, ex Prime Minister
of New Zealand, New Zealand. She's written a book called
A Different Kind of Power. I just wanted to flick
through it, but I couldn't. I read it and I
loved it. And she's joining us next to Sinda A Durn,
the former Prime Minister of New Zealand, was the world's
youngest female head of government and just the second ever

(30:38):
to give birth in office. She's got a new book
called A Different Kind of Power. It's available right now.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
She is just Sinda A Durn. It's good to see you, Hi.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
To talk to you. I'm so excited and so thrilled.
I was so taken by your retelling of your of
your life, and the book starts with it with something
that so many women have had to deal with is work, baby,
But the drama. You're about to find out whether you're
going to be Prime Minster of New Zealand and there's
a pregnancy test waiting to come to fruition on the bench.

(31:11):
Those two things could not have collided in a more
dramatic way for you.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
It's all right, And I remember, Amanda, at the time
that it happened, I just thought you couldn't write about this,
like this is.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Just too much.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
How did you feel, Obviously you wanted to be prime minister,
you want to be a mum. Did you feel in
that moment I can make both work? No?

Speaker 5 (31:40):
No, not at all.

Speaker 8 (31:41):
I mean, look, someone once said to me in politics,
there's no such thing as perfect timing, Like you just
can't get everything to line up for when it suits
you and for when it suits life, and for when
it suits your family. And that statement was never true
than in that moment, you know, one of the things
I wanted to do.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
And telling the.

Speaker 8 (31:59):
Story, we share a little bit more about how this
came to be because I always worried that New Zealanders
when I became Prime Minister into twenty seventeen and then
twenty eighteen, I'm taking maternity leave. Yeah, I always worried
that they thought, what were you doing? And by sharing
the story, I can give a little more context that

(32:19):
I've been told I would struggle to have a baby.
I wasn't sure it was going to happen for me,
and I carried a bit of sadness over that, and
when I was running as leader, I just put it
aside and decided that I would think about it later.
But low and behold, there was no avoiding the subject
when that happened, when I found out I was pregnant
during negotiations.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
And being a Prime minister.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
It's one of those jobs i'd imagine where you just
don't know what your day is going to be like,
and particularly with the twenty nineteen shooting at the mosque, yeah,
your life must have just matrix style to slow down
at that point.

Speaker 8 (32:55):
It's an interesting way to describe it, because there are
moments set amongst theaos of crisis do slow down. And
I have this very distinct memory of you know, during
March fifteen, my just My desire as soon as I
heard about the attack was just to get on the ground,
to be there. But at that time they weren't sure

(33:15):
whether or not it was a wider attack, whether it
was called and ordinated, whether that other people involved, whether
I was a target. So I was bundled off to
a police station and kept the effort for some time.
When I eventually got closer to where officials were to
be briefed. As I walked into the office, one of
my officials said to me, Prime Minister, this will define

(33:37):
you and that kind of you know. I remember in
that moment thinking, I can't think about that. I can't
think about how people will see me as a result
of this event. I just have to think about how
I do my job when people are afraid.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Your anger is still palpable on the page as to
what that terrorist was trying to do to your country,
and in that moment you chose to just open your
arms to everybody. You may be a new arrival in
New Zealand, but you are us.

Speaker 8 (34:10):
And I wonder if you know and sharing that string
of emotions, you know, finding out what had happened, that
our community had been targeted, and then so soon after
having the manifesto and knowing exactly what the intent of
the attacker was and feeling so angry, and I remember
the rage, just feeling so much anger about what his

(34:33):
ambition was, and it was to try and create almost
a war between our people and the idea that he
wanted to achieve. That I think New Zealanders as a
whole just rejected that that we weren't going to be manipulated.
In fact, we were going to hold closer the community
he had targeted. So I really credit New Zealanders in
the midst of for that response.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Mist of all, that you're talking to a school and
you're trying to and this is a school where some
people had lots some children had lost classmates, and one
little girl you said, are there any questions? A little
girl said, how are you? And it almost broke yes.

Speaker 8 (35:09):
Oh, and I just finished giving this, you know, this
long speech to these students about how it was okay
not to be okay.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
And then that was the question she asked me.

Speaker 8 (35:19):
You know, when you're a leader or you're in public office,
you gripple a lot with how much of yourself to
put out there, particularly when it's not your grief it's
other people's grief. Also when you're you know, we're all
climatized to this idea. I think that too much emotion
equals weakness. But what March fifteene taught me was that

(35:41):
sometimes you actually you can't stop a human response, and
maybe we shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
What's one of the cool things that you missed from
about being Prime minister? You know, from the cars to
the free stationary greenlight corde or you know things like that.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Do you know people?

Speaker 8 (36:01):
It's going to sound a bit trp, but I miss
I miss the great people I worked with and the
great people that you. I mean, you could see something
on the news and think, wow, look at that thing
that amazing person is doing. I'd like to go and
visit that, and you can. But you also get to
solve problems. I mean, how many times you've been irritated
by something in your life and they're no one. Actually

(36:21):
you're going to have a chance to do something on
behalf of people to fix problems. It's an immensely privileged
job to have. But there are things I.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Don't miss as well.

Speaker 8 (36:32):
Yeah I don't miss I don't miss the weight of
it because it is a weight I'm mad.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
And you were made a dame, you were knighted. My
Prince William is an actual sword. Do you feel the
weight of the sword on your shoulder?

Speaker 8 (36:48):
So this is a really interesting point. I mean to
do you know they don't use the sword on woman. Ah,
but they were very kind at Windsor Castle to allow
a member of Nati Ranana in London to come and
cloak me. So I had a little piece of home
at that at that process, right, So you just.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Can't keep adding stuff to it, though, when does it stop?
Then someone says I want a hat, I want this,
I want some crazy glasses. It looks like Elton John Well.

Speaker 8 (37:17):
I think if you're just like, if you're saying, well,
this is what we do for one and then we'll
do this one other thing over here, I think it's
probably okay. But look, if Elton wants a head, or approach.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
A man who would want some jewels? A man, is
there a jewels? Because I'm not interesting to use earrings?
Can we get some jewels? I just send her it's
so great to talk to you in the flesh. Your
book a different kind of power as in stores today.
To send her a dourne thank you for joining us.

Speaker 8 (37:43):
Thank you so much, so nice to chat with you.
Take care and thanks for reading it.

Speaker 15 (37:47):
J S Shit Podcast and Amanda's.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer. Will come back to
that question of time permits you get all the questions
right one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Alicia is in Pennant Hills.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Hello, Alicia, alisiha, good morning.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Are you Alisha or Alicia? There's so many now.

Speaker 10 (38:20):
There is just I'm Alisha, but Alicia.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
I'll answer to anything, because it's like the Megan and
the Megs and the Megan Christie and the Kirsty.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Maybe they should all get to them and go, Okay,
this is our name.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
From now, we're calling you Sharon and that'll do you.
That'll do.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
I'm going to call you Leish from now, and I'll
like a lie.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
She's actually my nickname, Leisha.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
I go there, you go.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Well, let's put you on a short leash here, Alicia,
because we want you to win some money. We've got
ten questions. We've got sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
say pass, because we usually have time to come back. Okay, okay, leish,
here we go. Question number one, what the hairdress is cut?

Speaker 11 (38:53):
Here?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Question two? How many sides on a circle?

Speaker 5 (38:56):
One?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
It's a tricky one. There's nune because it's a continuous line.
It's not a side leash.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Okay, I think I think we've overused.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
It now, Alicia, thank you for playing and I'm so sorry.

Speaker 10 (39:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Let us know how you get on with the Megs
and the Megans and the Megans.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
And the Christian and the Curstens. I love chatting to
Jacinda Adern And as I said in the interview, her
book begins with a dilemma that many couples, but particularly
women have had to face. You want to be pregnant,
but the timing is wrong, not wrong, tricky. Where are

(39:41):
your priorities? It's so so hard. She's waiting to hear
if she's going to be prime minister. She's trying to
form a deal with another with other factions to see
if she's going to be prime minister.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
The pregnancy testing.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
She's got a pregnancy test sitting on the counter. Those
two things are existing at the same time. And this
is what she said, did you feel in that moment
I can make both work? No, And it's so hard,
and it is really like idea years of IVF. So
you cannot control the timing of anything, and you think,

(40:15):
is now a bad time? Is now a good time?

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Please?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Anytime? Anytime, anytime. But for so many, so many couples,
men and women, it can come at the trickiest time.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
It's kind of your life.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
It's much easier for guys, it certainly is. But at
the same time, what if you're waiting for a promotion
that's going to have you traveling overseas or something like that.
As a couple, the chiming can be tricky. So we
thought we'd hear your stories. The tribal dramas beating. We're
charmingly calling it this bad time to get knocked up. No,
it all ends up being great, of course it does.

(40:51):
When you're in the soup of the moment, you're going, wow,
could this have been at a trickier times? Well, it's
a tricky time. You want to have a baby, but
you life has to go on because you never know
when you're going to get pregnant. Well, for most of
many of us you don't know. And those two things collide.
For Jacinda Radurn, she was waiting to hear she's going

(41:12):
to be Prime minister. She has had a pregnancy test
on the table. It all combined. Did you feel in
that moment I can make both work?

Speaker 10 (41:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
The tribal drummers beating bad time to get knocked up? No,
Karen has joined us.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
What was the time in Karen? What was going on
for you?

Speaker 9 (41:30):
Good morning? I was told by doctors that I wouldn't
fell pregnant easily and all of that sort of thing.

Speaker 10 (41:36):
So being pregnant was.

Speaker 11 (41:37):
Not something that I was thinking about.

Speaker 9 (41:39):
And my husband and I were just about.

Speaker 11 (41:41):
To sign for a house to purchase a.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
House, and my mum kept saying, you're pregnant, you're pregnant,
and I'm like, she bought a pregnancy test, and I'm like,
all right, I'll do the test just to make you
stop telling me what you think you know.

Speaker 11 (41:54):
And it turns out I was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
And so were you about to sign for a house
many that you needed your income and all that staff.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
Yeah, absolutely, So we didn't end up getting the house
because we didn't know how well i'd be during.

Speaker 11 (42:08):
Pregnancy and all of that sort of thing. So yeah,
so we didn't end up purchasing the home.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
And it was your mum that said take the test.

Speaker 11 (42:16):
Yeah, and it turns out I was eleven weeks pregnant.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Wowow. And so now have you got baby and house?

Speaker 9 (42:24):
Baby and another baby and a house?

Speaker 6 (42:26):
Yes, right.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Home.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I often think about it. I really have great empathy
for women.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Women. This happens, you know, you get a new job
or something like that.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Happens, and then you can't stop yourself. As I know
from my IVF years, your life has to go ahead
because you may not end up with a bundle in
your arms. So you have to have a life.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
You've got to have a life.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
You've got to have a life.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
I'm glad that everything's working out.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Thanks Karen, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Tracy has joined us illo.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Tracy, what was the poor timing for you?

Speaker 10 (42:52):
Good morning? Like you, Amanda, I did the old overous journey,
and like your previous caller, was told that, you know,
age was one of those things and I was not
going to be fortunate enough to have a baby. So
we did the IVF journey, started a new job. Everything
was going great. It was time to go for our transfer.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Transfer this.

Speaker 10 (43:20):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes to do all that. I
just started a new job. I remember saying to my
professor at the time, I've got a trance. I've got
a work conference that day. Can we change the transfer date?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
And he looked at you like you're an idiot?

Speaker 10 (43:38):
He did, He said no, and both there's your whole body.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Those whole timing of the drugs is to take it
to a certain moment. You can't control any of the timing.
It's so hard.

Speaker 10 (43:49):
Yeah, And my husband said, like, you know, it's not
like we're going grocery shopping here, Trace, but you know
which i'd have a baby. I'm like, okay, so I
have to fess up until you know, tell my new
workplace kind of come, I'm trying to have a baby.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
And did you get a baby, Tracy?

Speaker 6 (44:04):
I did?

Speaker 10 (44:04):
She's eighteen in October.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Really, just how did you just go in the job?
He stayed in the job.

Speaker 10 (44:11):
They were quite they were quite empathetic. She my area
manager actually said to me, Tracy, I knew you were
trying to have a baby. I was just waiting for
you to come and you know and let us know
that this is a journey that you were taking. You've
got nothing to worry about.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Se Voss was a woman makes it different.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
But also Walt Disney famously Julie Andrews waited for until
you know, she had three kids. He wanted her to
play Mary Poppins. Always say I want you for Mary Poppins.
He waited seven years really because he knew that.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
She was right for the role.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
And she said, now I'm having a baby, and he goes, well,
when you finished having that baby, and then he called
her and he goes, but I'm having another baby.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
And then so Walt had the patience.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
So ironically, rather than freezing embryo as he froze his
own head like I'll never let it go. I know
it's not true, but I'll live. You know that we're
going to take more of your calls bad time to
get knocked up.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Podcast Josie and amandam for Tucker Bag.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
It was a bag talking bag. They're already on CV.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Jacinda Dern was on our show before and that was
a fascinating question you asked her. She's waiting to find
out if she's pregnant. She's also waiting to find out
if she's going to be the next New Zealand Prime minister.
And you asked her, are you you know? Could you
deal with this?

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Did you feel in that moment I can make both work?
No trifle drums beating for a bad time to get
knocked up.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
No, Ben's with a cele Ben love your work, Thank you, Ben?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
What was the timing? Ben?

Speaker 6 (45:51):
First of all her as the vulnerability was just beautiful.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
She the loveliest person to talk to. I was so
taken with her, very.

Speaker 6 (45:59):
Nice, very inspiring. Look here's my almost ninety years ago,
my son was ready to be born. My wife was
in labor with our first child, and we just moved
into her new house. It was a complete mess. But
here's the kicker, guys. My wife was an accountant and
she was in the middle of the end of year
financial reporting for a company which was also registered with

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the Stock Exchange. And the bosses said, you need to
get these numbers to me because otherwise a company will
be delisted. So she goes into labor. We go ahead
and has the baby after thirty six hours of labor,
and where she's kicking across.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
The birthing ward.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
But on the Monday, morning, her laptop, Arrio for the
giant TV in a box of chocolates. Day one birth
in recovery at massive Czarian Sasian operation to have the
baby removed. He's almost nineteen, that he's healthy, happy, we've
got three boys. But I'll never forget the fact that
her boss had the hight to send her her laptop

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on the Monday, wanting to say those numbers police edivations
and we look forward to seeing you back at work
very soon. And she's back at work a week later
when she wasn't supposed to be driving a week later?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Wow, did she work on that Monday and get them
figures in? I'm anxious for everybody.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
A man, she did, and that the company was not delisted.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
So imagine that. Imagine the pressure of that. This is
what people don't appreciate the pressure of. We're in a
dealist the company. If you don't finish these things and
you've just had a thirty six hour labor that's ended
in a c is areion and a newborn baby in
your arms. Were Wow, Ben.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
You wouldn't be able to sit the laptop anywhere, certainly
not in your lap.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Oh my goodness, what a story. Thank you Ben Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
That's one of one of your favorite viral trends. You
like the ice bag like a challenge like planking, remember planking.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
I was thinking more of some of the dancers. I'm
got into the danger things.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
What it was a viral dance that you did? You joke?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I never did any of them. I was like looking
at them, like, what, oh the floss, the one where
they go call and doctor something, all those ones.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Six I'd like to go through the step by steps.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Nathan murray Jan's chart with attached.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
What happens to the third Margarita r Ask?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Anyway, the viral collision challenge dubbed run it Straight. There's
professional run at Straight things where big nr OL players
go and x nr OL players go and smash into
each other.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Someone stands still and someone runs.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
They both run into each other.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
So I like they're playing jousting without jousting sticks.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Very good horse or the chivalry I would imagine. But yes,
so they're running straight into each other. And there's an
actual thing on ESPN or one of those places where
people do this, professionals to it. But now a neurophysiologist
has said that this act puts immense stress on brains
as it involves the most violent aspects of rugby league rugby.

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This didn't stop a bunch of and there's been a
young fellow has died, a young No. I didn't know
that last month. But this didn't stop a bunch of
people at the Manly versus Brisbane NRL class at Brookie
Over on Saturday. Did you see that on the new
They're running down the hill straight into each other.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
And the thing is, when you're a professional footballer, you're
trained how to hold your head, you're trained how to
angle your body, you're trained to protect yourself. These people aren't.
They've had a few drinks, they've been at the football,
they've watched the football. They think it looks easy. You know,
these concussions, all these things are so terrible. Really stop,
just stop. Stick to planking or one mugger reader.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
What happens at the third margar.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
By fourth, It's all over.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Let's call me an uber jama.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
We have twenty thousand dollars for our favorite gooolie of
the year.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
So easy to do.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Just go to go one on one seven on the
iHeartRadio app record the little gooolie on your microphone. There
as you record your gooley on the little microphone there and.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Boom, there it comes and you'll hear it on the
wireless like this.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
That gets my galies. People at stop shot at lights.

Speaker 10 (50:23):
It holds everyone out and delayser lights.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
What these morons on on their mobile phones.

Speaker 13 (50:28):
They're still going to get down one hundred meters away,
your freaking fools.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
What does it mean?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Yes, exactly, you're the problem.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
When I'm at the lights, I'm at the start of
the lights, I'm a motorbike.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
I'm looking at the other set of lights. When it
goes orange.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I'm starting to restive your accidents. Was this I'm like
at stage. I'm at stage, at the drag and boom.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
I'm out of there. You on the other handle the
go if you got anything that's a bit greener. What else?

Speaker 14 (50:56):
What gets my goolies is that we need to talk
about the price of beer. We will llud into a
pub that was promising twelve dollars chicken schnitzels. We ordered
our twelve dollar chicken sntzle and then ordered a beer
and the beer costs US eleven dollars. Needless to say,
we had our shittle, we had our beer and then

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we got out of there better. That's what gets like calling.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I'm not gonna be a drinker? Is that a lot
for a beer?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
That's about right these days? Sad, but it's about right.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
You know.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
You might get an eight dollar schooner somewhere at one
of the oursels. You maybe like seven dollars schooner. It varies.
It depends what place you go to. Although I was
into fancy place in the city and it cost.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Ten bucks for a schooner fancy.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
And a lady next to me heard clothes.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
She spent sixty dollars on one shot of tequila, and
she ordered three shots of tequila, sixty dollars for each shot.
Each shot of tequila sea bucks sixty bucks looks tequila
for that, yeah, And I said, oh my god. And
then he said what do you want, mate? And I
said five news, thanks, that's fifty bucks. Wow money, Well spend.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
All for you. And he's spewed it up in a
second out of.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
The band with the good of you do. Dad.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
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Speaker 2 (52:22):
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Speaker 3 (52:24):
Man of tell us, Well, don't you throw that away?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
We start the show as always with Magnificent seven. Now
Greg from Blacktown. A couple of people will ask this question.
Who was announced to host the logis for the third
year in a row, and a little bit like this, ooh.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Has been announced to host the logis for the third
year in a row.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
James Greig's in Blacktown.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Great?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Do you know who's going to be hosting the logis?

Speaker 10 (52:49):
Same pack?

Speaker 2 (52:52):
But I hope you're adnoid surgeons paying attention. And thank
god Champaign he.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Come on the streets.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
How bad is it that you get to this part
of your life is like this year?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Is Burton Newton?

Speaker 2 (53:04):
They wouldn't remember him? Writ a you too?

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Who's exactly Tomorrow's Wednesday? Russia Big Show Tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
TikTok Tucker. I have found something that is going to
be makee. Last week we made a cookie dough pizza
and had cookie dough and then pizza toppings. Awful.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
I was wearing the Domeo frown.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
I was well, tomorrow's involves the blender and meats, so
we need to know.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Great coming up next week, giving you the chance to
win the greatest weekend of your life, will fly you
to Florida for one big weekend to see Sting and
Brian Adams in Florida.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Listen, Lucky, We're flying you to Florida.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Dave Higgins is coming up next. We'll be back for
jam Nation tonight at six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
I'll see you then.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Good day to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 7 (53:55):
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