FULL SHOW: Jonesy & Amanda's Election Episode!

Jonesy & Amanda are back from their break with an election episode!

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Opposition Leader Peter Dutton join them to answer some rapid-fire questions that aren't what you expect.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for our podcast. Friend First one back, How
did you think it all went.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
I think it was okay. What do you think We
tried to not be boring because we made it our
elections special. We had Peter Dudden and Anthony Albinezi on
the show, so I think we got some information, some laughs,
some warmth, some stuff out of them.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
That was just from us. What about the guys, it's
just the introduction that I read.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
You are very good at introductions. I liked your story
about hands Zimmer.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I took my sons to see Hans Zimmer on Saturday night.
If you don't know who hand Zimmer is, he is
the person who has written most of the soundtracks to
every movie you've ever loved. Anyway, we talk about that that.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Little dashhound Valerie has been found.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
She's been found. She's been seen on security cameras, so
they knew she was alive on Kangaroo Island for over
five hundred days. But she's finally been captured and she's
coming home.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Also, cheap skates roundup.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, let me check. Is Brendan Jones in it?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, this is uncalled for her.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's very call for called for all of those coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
A miracle of recording. We have so many requests for
them to do it again.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Mistress Amanda and miss Killer Amanda.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Doesn't work alone. Friend in making the tools of the train.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
The legendary part.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Congratulations, we're in the reading right now.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Anyone but Silky Giant.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Good radio.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Sorry but it's a total twist set and Amanda, shoo,
Tim we're.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
On the air.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Top of the money. To you, Amanda, we're back.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
We are back.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
You look well rested, so to you.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
It feels like we've been away for ages. We go
on holidays and the pope passes.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
What about that?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I know everyone's sort of watching that TV show on
a conclave? Is that what it's called for? They to
elect the new pope? What happens? What's going to happen?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Smoke and smoke.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I think they've done the talent section up to the
swimwear section. Who's going to be elected?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I was chopping some wood up in my garage yesterday
and because it was a Sunday, I didn't want to
upset everyone with my circular saw, and.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I had to chomp a lot of wood. And what
I have my garage to all is smoke came out.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Have you been elected? My neighbor thought, Hang on a minute, Yeah,
Hang on a Minute's Jonesy the inevitability. Suddenly everything makes sense.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, I got the hat, I got the robes.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Shame about the rest of the real and the good living.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Ring that needs to be kissed.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I could be in there, you could be in there.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
But it's nice to be back. Big show today.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Well, we are calling it our Elections Special, but we
promise we're not going to make it boring. We have
Peter Dutton on our show. I've never met Peter Dutton.
I'm looking forward to that, nor me. And we also
have Anthony Alberaneesi on the show today. So yes, last
week before we get our democracy sausage. Everyone is a
winner today. Every single person who makes it to a
today gets a two hundred dollars aldi voucher kachin.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Good different, that's good different.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Hang on a minute. First I hear it from the Pope,
then I hear it from there.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
You go.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I've got a few new phone number as well. Did
you know that I wanted to go with one eight
hundred sex machine, that was my number.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
But we've gone with thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Now, if you doll our old number, you'll still get through.
But we do want you to try and put this
into your PHONEES thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think people understand how to use that. What do
you mean, Well, he's sort of insoling. There intelligence they
put in your phone.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
So it's there because everyone who calls up today gets
two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Infestation all these years ago went from AM to FM
and they sent people out to adjust how the radio work.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm not telling I'm not telling people how to put
the number in. I'm just saying, why don't you put
the number in? Okay, who would complain about that? Brandon?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Just use you just said it'll be patronizing, that's all.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
We can't all be pope.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two. I like it. It's good
an authority tone. I like a new number.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Well, look, use it today because you get two hundred
dollars aldi voucher?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Does it is the when you put the numbers to
the worst, Does it work? Out to be one eight
hundred sex machine. Oh they get through to you.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I don't know you've annoyed me? Now?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
How already?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Two seconds.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
We've got election.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
We've got important things to do today, a lot to do.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
If you'd like to play the Magnificent seven, please call
us the aforementioned number.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Tell me what it is thirteen fifty five twenty and
here's question number one. Which Scottish instrument is made of
a bag and several parts.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Give us a call, gen Nation. We have the Magnificent
seven for you. There are seven questions? Can you go
all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
If you do that, a man will say.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I say, you're already a winner, because everyone who makes
it to were today gets a two hundred dollars voucher
thanks to Aldi.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's good different. David is in more Town.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Hi, David, good morning.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
How you going with the new number? Mate?

Speaker 8 (05:01):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (05:02):
I'm dial because I wanted to try it out.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
That's a Q that works.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
It works.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Did you get answering machine? Hello? You phone Jonesy and Amanda?
Did you get that answering machine?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
I didn't get that one.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Maybe we should do an answer machine like as twins
that you saw.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Then mum came out. David his question number one? Which
Scottish instrument is made of a bag and several pipes?

Speaker 9 (05:25):
Hmm, bag pipe?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
That's the one.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Which fruit is the main ingredient in guacamole avocados?

Speaker 7 (05:34):
A go?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Question number three. Let's play the not so secret sound. Okay, David,
put your listening ears on. What is this? Got a
cow a cow? I know we're stretching this morning.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
We're wasted David's time.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Question before this one might be a bit tricky for you.
This is multiple choice. Former President Richard Nixon and kept
a list of his enemies while in office. Who is
who on the following was not on his list of enemies? A?
Bill Cosby, B. Paul Newman see Elvis Presley. One of
those was not on his list of enemies Bill Cosby,

(06:21):
Bill was on the list. Rightly sober We didn't know it? Then.

Speaker 8 (06:24):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Anthony's in more Pa Hello Anthony, Hey, you've just set
Tom on fire.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Welcome aboard Tom. Are you even taking some laughing gas?
Anthony's in more Bank, Hello, Anthony, you are a thank you?
Are you good with the number thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
Yeah, I thought he would have went one three goal.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I would have thought that too.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Apparently the same question. Apparently that was too expensive. We're
being told by people. I said, well, when you go
thirteen gold it makes sense to me.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
So I've got the pope soul number because he's not
using it.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
What is thirteen fifty five twenty two? What is fifty
five twenty.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Two something in the urban dictionaries?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Is it fifty five twenty two? Tom? I give it
prefix ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Anyway, Anthony, you have won two hundred dollars aldi voucher. Congratulations,
that's good. Now. Former President Richard Nixon kept a list
of his enemies while in office. Who wasn't on the list.
We know that Bill Cosby was on the list, Paul
Newman and Elvis Which of those was not on the list?
Paul Newman was on the list.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Why would Paul Newman be on the sauce?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Like the pasta sauce is not a tomato fan. Well,
if you've been paying attention, you'll you'll get this question right.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Podcast mass gold Well one point seven. Hello, Very, it's
Jonesy the Manage. She's coming back to Australia in December lady.
I remember the last time he caught up with her
some years ago. But I got to talk about dance
routines because I just finished Danced with the Stars.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Remember that he tried to spin some lies by her,
if I remember correct.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
No, I have a routine, obviously, and I have rehearsed
for my routine, and I will do my routine. Now,
look exactly where I go.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Look, I'm a dancer as well, So you know you're
in good company. He's making that I am a dancer.
I know how it works, but sometimes oh you are
really No, I know I am a dancer. I'm a dancer.
That's true.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I was paid to dance professionally last year, but I
was paid.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
To do it. You should google me, I think she did.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, did you tell you dance nude as well? No,
that was another show that.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Was after so much to catch up with.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Next time aspector Gaga.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
So hey, I have advanced. I took my clothes off
this time, so well, last time, I.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Want to google this. We'll have a question for the
Magnificent set.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
It's going to Maria in Piedmont, and Maria, already you're
a winner. Two hundred dollars hourly voucher for every caller
Today you beauty and now. Question for former President Nixon
had a list of his enemies while in office. Who
of these following was not on the list? Bill Cosby,
Paul Newman, Elvis Presley, Elvis Presley Elvis. So Elvis wasn't

(09:08):
on because Nixon wanted the people on the list audited
by the IRS. So apparently Steve McQueen and Barbara Streisan
was on the list, but he didn't.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
You know what, Barbara Streisan, that's why she's got a
shop under.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
A She assumes she's cheating on a taxes because she's not.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
She's got a shop under her house claiming a lot
of stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Question number five True or false? On the same day
that Christians commemorate Good Friday, Satanists celebrate Bad Friday.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yes, that's nonsense.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
That was just a silly question.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Which show just announced Robert Irwin as a contestant.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I can't do it the stars in the in the US.
That's a big deal. BINDI did it ten years ago.
Robert riding the wave of this news. Well, he's got
the rig thing that he's doing.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
He's got the rig.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
This is the thing people are looking at him a
little different.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
So you get the rig out and that's where he's
going to do. You know Tommy Williams. Remember Tommy ripped
off his shirt and roll hell and Richie nearly died.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll bring your snake out too a bit.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Definitely will be a snake.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Which team beat the Sharks yesterday twenty eighteen is an
amazing bid.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
It was the Tigers who've done it.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Maria points for hitting the post so many times. Wow,
congratulations to Marie won the jam package all coming away.
You've got a two hundred and fifty dollars price linevoucher from.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Quality Health Quality.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Health Vitamins Australian Earned offered at everyday low prices at Priceline.
A double pass to see Anthony Klear and Tim Campbell
the Songs of Elton and George live at the Coliseum.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's this Saturday, the third of May. No plans, Maria, just.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
The election party, but I wish free that night.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
He might want to go Jonesy and Mandicature tours for
you to color and subsdal appendicles as well.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Maria, anything you'd like to add.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (10:56):
That's amazing.

Speaker 10 (10:57):
Maria, well take Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
Good Radio on on you what.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
That Bradman? That ten grand? Ten grand?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
It was?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
I don't know, I was thirty. But the addreament over ten, Well, you're.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Not going to buy that for tenth thous and that.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Would be a good that would be a nice thing.
I'm not giving you to a museum or I think
I'll keep them in the shed.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
All right? What was that was from his highest scoring test?
What was his what? What score did he get?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I don't know, see exactly ninety nine? Didn't you get
a lot? It was good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
It's people like you that ficionados that are going.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
To raise songs about it.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Seek that out.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Donald Bradman signed everything. Yeah, so you were your heart
to find something that's not signed.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
By Those are the ones that are going for thirty sounds.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Thumbing through the Germanic app the music Facts, Oh on
this day. In nineteen eighty seven, Guns n' Roses released
their hit sweet Child of Mine.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Wow, that song made history five years ago as well.
Well you know why tell me?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Because it was crowned their first of a song from
the eighties, but also it was the first song on
YouTube to hit up billions views.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Wow, one billion.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Views, one views. And there's so many people in the
b and View's club. There's Nicki Minaj, she's in there.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Some dumb what he said?

Speaker 7 (12:24):
He is?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Her name is an old.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Milk she bought the brads.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
And then they're sitting on the toilet lady, and there's
this easy.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Dekie, easy, no.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Deckie.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Is that what we're going to play in full?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Let's get it on till two Birds at one Stone
jam nation.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's nice to be back from Holly.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Nice to be back. I had a great night. On
Saturday night, my sons and I went to see hands
Zimmer and actually it was kind of a bittersweet because
Harley was the one that got us all into hand
Zimmer and he wasn't well enough to come, but he
got the kids into hand Zimmer and we went to
see hands Zimmer a few years ago and it was extraordinary.
If you don't know who Hans Zimmer is, here's the

(13:05):
man who has written soundtracks to nearly every movie you
can possibly think of, For example, The Lion King. I'm
just gonna list them because there are a billin of them.
Gladiator is when he's walking through the Wheat Beautiful in
the Heights of the Caribbean is when he was walking
through the wheat interstellar, very moving, driving Miss Daisy.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Do they put Dark Knight?

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Let me just keep going Dark Knight? No, that's the
thing he does. The No they don't because I guess
he can't get access to the movies. That's what's so incredible.
You don't he doesn't even say this one's the Dark Knight.
But there's an incredible kind of light show that goes
with it. And on the stage there are bagpipes, there's
two women doing these incredible drumming. There's guitars, there's every

(14:00):
instrument you can think of and acquire. It's a huge
What does musical gut punch? Your hair stands on end?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
What does hands play?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
He plays everything. He plays the guitar, came out to
the audience and played electric guitar. He plays piano, he plays,
he's the ringleader of the whole event.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I'd like to see the young girls of those one
What are the sexy young girls.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Lots of sexy young girls in sort of leather pants
and leather shorts and things, and they're playing double basses
and violins and hairs flying every and the two girls
on the drums are.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Extraordinary, like drum kid drums.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Big fat drum kit drum and they're bashing away, double
kicks everything. Brenda, you know I'm talking. I do know
what you're talking about, and musically it is I know
you're trying to just make you some kind of Benny
Hill moment.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
His hands come out with the bass drum strap to
his back.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
It's like the one man band he could and if
he did, it would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Is it true he did this? Easy sounds simmer to me.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Okay, Anyway, I had an incredible time and it was
very moving. And even before we went to the stadium,
I had dinner with the kids beforehand and excuse me,
and they're playing some of the hands in the music,
and they played the Mufasa death scene. They're playing the
audio from that from Linking and I started to get
a bit weepy, and the kids said, you're hearing it

(15:21):
over at Tannoy in the restaurant. We're not even in me.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
You're reading Schnitzel.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
It was a great night.

Speaker 10 (15:28):
Jonesy Nation, Jonesy and Amanda in the morning on Gold
one oh one point seven.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Hello there, it is twelve to seven.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Well, he's the leader of the opposition and on Saturday,
Peter Dutton, along with the rest of Australia, will learn
who will be the new PM. We've never met before.
Peter Dutton, high with you.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Thanks Jonesy, It's nice to see you in our orbits.
So you've never come into our orbits.

Speaker 11 (15:53):
No, I don't know why, but I guess the next
thing you'd say is looking much younger in person, and
you know what better looking?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
You'd say, Yeah, I mean your moisturize.

Speaker 11 (16:03):
I wish it with a case. Look, I wish it
with the case. Especially this part of the campaign. I
think everyone's bargain and exhausted and looking there worse. So
I think Australians will be happy when the voting's over
and done with and they can get back to their lives.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Is there a part of you that thinks, look, I
just don't care anymore, just let Sunday roll around. I'm
just over it.

Speaker 11 (16:22):
I think probably the opposite. I mean, there's a lot
at stake at this election. I think as we've moved
around the country and you know we'll move through New
South Wales today, just the number of families who are
really struggling doing it tough, people who just can't afford
to renew their insurance on the car, you know, pulling
kids out of low fee paying schools, et cetera.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
There's a lot of pain out there at the moment.

Speaker 11 (16:44):
So I think there's a lot too, a lot at
stake at this election and a lot to play for.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
So we're foot flat to the floor for the next week.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
And did you learn good things from the debate last night?
Anthony Alberanezi apparently beat you in the debate. Did you
come away from that thing?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Gay?

Speaker 11 (16:58):
This is what I've got to do. I felt pretty
good coming out of the debate. You always question the composition,
the audience, where people have come from and what their
views were, etc. So I've had good feedback from the debate,
the things that you would go back and want to
change in any speech or debate. But I guess the

(17:19):
main points I made was in relation to our policy
and the twenty five per cent a leter cut for
fuel and the twelve hundred dollars tax rebate. I think
provides support to those families we're just talking about and
give some help right now. And then we've got to
clean up the mess and get our economy back on track,
try and get inflation down so we can bring interest
rates down as well and give people some breathing space.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Again, this is.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Your first campaign as opposition leader. Have you enjoyed the campaign?
A variety of hard hats, variety of cakes. What's been
the highlight in terms of just how you've spent a
day in Looan to weld?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
What was it look?

Speaker 11 (17:51):
I think the highlights so far was up in Townsville
at the RSL and ANZAC day with the diggers up
there and just young people who you know, wanting selfies
or to say good ay or whatever. But they have
an enormous pride in our country and it's humbling when
you're standing there with them, and whether they're young or older, diggers,

(18:12):
et cetera, you're reminding yourself of the fact that you know,
these people are prepared to do whatever it takes to
keep us safe as a country for me and for
our kids and grandkids in time. Whatever they're they're prepared
to trade their lives to keep us in the life
that we've become accustomed to.

Speaker 8 (18:28):
It.

Speaker 11 (18:28):
It's pretty humbling spending time with them. So I think
that was probably the highlight. But it just met some
amazing people, but some really inspiring stories, but as I say,
some really tragic stories as well. And that's the nature
of moving around speaking to lots of people. Yeah, and
now they're part of the campaign. You're a bit like,

(18:48):
did you ever see the Blues Brothers movie.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I'm old enough to say yes, the analogy going to.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
The end of the Blues Brothers movie in the car
has gone through and then he just pulls up in
the outside of the and just falls to bits, I think,
And that's what it's like. So this next part of
our interview is it's a segment called Don't Make It Political.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
So it's not about politics.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
These are just some rapid fire questions and you just
have to all you have to do is give a
little one word or one sentence answer to speak.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
From the heart.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Speak from the heart. So we've got an intro for you.

Speaker 10 (19:19):
It's time to play Don't Make It Political.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
He wants to turn everything into the game show playing
today is Peter Dutt.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Peter likes walks on the beach and win with you.
Are you ready? Yeah, you go?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
And these are just quick, quick, rapid fire answers to
Lulu with no ce Lulu, Prime Minister, who can't tell
a good story about the last.

Speaker 11 (19:43):
Three years, Welcome to country, respectful but overdone.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Donald Donald Trump, Donald.

Speaker 11 (19:50):
Trump, Donald Trump is a disruptor and we've got to
stand up for our country's interests and that's exactly what
I would do as Prime minister.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Would you get him on the phone? Yes, and would
you stand up to him?

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Of course?

Speaker 11 (20:02):
And I've dealt with the Biden administration, the Obama administration
and Trump administration Mark one always stood up for our
country's best interests and always got very good outcomes for
our country as well as Defense Minister and as Home
Affairs minister.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Could we get him on the phone? Limp, Now have
you got his number?

Speaker 4 (20:16):
I haven't got his number. That would be so cool,
So neither it's a pri or.

Speaker 11 (20:20):
The Prime Minister doesn't believe he's got a phone, which
is quote strange.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
What Donald Trump doesn't have a phonemaphors.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah to his tweets appear.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
On how about this one backflips.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Appropriate.

Speaker 11 (20:35):
If you have made a mistake, you should own up
to it and fess up to it and.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Own it.

Speaker 11 (20:41):
And you make mistakes that it's here. I'man all of
us a human in this job. And if you want
to be arrogant and pretend you haven't made a mistake
and just continue.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
To dig deeper, all good luck. But that's not what
I do.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Well well done, Peter Dartin, well done, Thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
And what's your form of democracy? Sausage? What will you
be eating on Saturday?

Speaker 11 (20:59):
I normally go a bit of barbecue, sauce and onions,
So like onions, Well done, and that'll be the money
shot the media after very hard. It's Bill short and
worked out which angle upside down back to fry knife
and in front of the shirt.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
It can all go wrong.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
It was Bill's running style and he's sausage eating. Them
bought him underne spare that in mind for this.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
No man boobshot, so Bill, that would say to all
of us.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Bill sitting and come on, Peter, best of luck on
the weekend. Thank you guys, very much.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Loving podcast and Amanda hid from the mid day show.
There's always be susion gone down right.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's nice to be back. It's nice to see your
smiling face.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
I had a couple of weeks off. I did nothing well.
I had I made a point of doing nothing. I
went to the South coast and it was just cleared
my head, which was a very nice thing and a
privilege to be able to take time to clear my head.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
You were down there like the Fortress of solitude.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Superman and a superman and his little fortress of solitude.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
He goes down there.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
And okay, no, I didn't do that. I didn't wear
a cape. I didn't save anybody. I'd just sat there
and drank heavily.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
What I did when you were really I didn't.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Had a few embarrassing trips, obviously to the recycling bin,
but that was all. How about you? What did you
get up to?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I did a bit of renovations around the place, checked
up some stuff in our tinket on motorbikes, went for a.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Surf in basic stuff, basic stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Noticed, came in here to the fun Factory during my
holidays and just had a look at stuff, just to
make sure everything was working.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Because we got a new phone number there.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I know, what is it quick without looking thirteen thirteen
fifty five twenty two. If you call our old number,
you'll still get through. But we do have a new
phone number, and it's just as well. You learn it
because every caller that makes it to her today gets
a two hundred dollars Audi voucher.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Peter Dunn was just in we should have given him
an Audi voucher because he lives in he's on the bones.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Give it to his son.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Coming up later on though. In reply to Peter Dutton,
Anthony Albanes.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yes, it's our political special today, but as you probably heard,
we're not taking it all too seriously. Well, we're taking
series very seriously.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
I don't know what's wrong really.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
When you asked him if he compared himself to the
car and the Blues Brothers, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
That's what you'd feel like at the end of a
political campaign like the Bluesmobile.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
I would wonder and I did ask him. This is
there and there's never going to admit to it. But
is there a secret part of you that just thinks
on Sunday, I don't care. Let it be over, Let.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
It be over there, you go, China have had it,
have had it.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
I'm sick of these sausage rolls.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Have added we lost the pope while we're on holidays.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
You made it sound like we've put him down and
I don't know where he is, and we lost the
pope and that was very sad.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Valerie the little ducks hun.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
There's no equivalence here, No, I'm just saying that sound
being elected as.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
A new pope. I just like when everything swings roundabouts
it all.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
That's a very nice analogy. The good news was Valerie
the tiny dashound, a miniature dashound. We've spoken about Valerie
before she went missing, when her family took her camping
to Kangaroo Island. That was five hundred and twenty nine
days ago. She went missing, and they thought, how can
a miniature dashout whose legs are the size of your thumb,

(24:17):
how can that survive on that island.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
It's not the sort of dog you take camping.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Well, it was in a little pen when they went fishing,
so they were looking with some little toys.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Unless it's a pit bull and it's going to savage a.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Pig, don't take it camping.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
You're gonna take a little I would.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Have had a nice time. But look how rezimibly you're.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Driving along next to those guys. You know, those guys
in the Ford Rangers. They've got a big pig, rock wheeler,
big dog in the back. And then you've got the
little duck set.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
It makes you feel like a Paris.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Hilte kid's playground.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Well, to everyone's surprise, the dog survived. They could see
it on the cameras, on the surveillance cameras. Everyone was
looking for this dog. It survived over five hundred days,
and then we got this great new.

Speaker 8 (25:00):
Almost eighteen months ago, a couple sadly left their South
Australia holiday without their sausage dog Valerie. But soon they'll
be back here boarding a ferry again to be reunited
with their beloved pop. Finally found safe and sound after
roaming Kangaroo Island for five hundred and twenty nine days.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
It's extraordinary and also did it go a bit wild? Well,
that's the thing. My Stephen kingstyle brain is going. They hello, poopsy,
I'm different now. So the dog's talking well a for
starters talking, see has turned feral. Amazing that it survived,
and so they'd seen footage of it everywhere, but finally
they couldn't catch it. They had cages set up. Finally

(25:41):
they caught it. And you know how they caught it.
To catch it, they put a barbecue chicken in the cage.
And I've seen some of the footage, and you're in
there tussling with Valerie for the barbecue chicken, because you'll
do anything for a free barbecue chick.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
That is okay for people that have come in late.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
There was a barbecue chicken in a shopping trolley my
local shopping center abandoned. Someone had forgotten that that food
would have gone to waste. Like you're a bit greeny,
It just would have gone in the landfill. I checked
the date. It was fine.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I took it home, gave it to my face.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
And some say environmental, some.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Say cheap, cheap. I'm on the bones.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
We spoke about it. You couldn't even speak about it
without drooling.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Barbie chicken, white cat chicken.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
So they found you in Valerie fighting over it. Valerie
has been returned. That was safe and sound.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
She can sult punching above its weight.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
You didn't chow down on Valerie.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Well, let's not go back to the eighties. It is
twelve past seven, are coming up.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
We have Anthony Albanize, the Prime Minister, joining us after
seven thirty. But don't forget everyone who makes it to
her today. Because a two hundred dollar Aldi voucher Gama
a couple of weeks ago, we spoke about a story
that had appeared. It might have been on news dot com.
They're talking about it, but how people are sabotaging others
when they're going to open houses. Well, that's what people

(27:05):
think is going on, because a whole lot of people
are doing terrible things in the toilets. If you're going
to well, they're using a toilet for what it's intended
for someone's home during an open home. And sometimes it
can be if you're looking to rent a place. Sometimes
it can be if you're looking to buy a place.
And we've got a friend of mine who was a
really stat agent on the show to talk about this,

(27:25):
and he said it happens all the time. He said,
often you'll get joggers jogging past and coming in to
use the toilet. And he said, this is this is
somebody's home. Go to the cafe or the pub down
the street. But people will walk past and think I
need to use the toilet. I'll take advantage of this.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
And you see all the bunting out the front, Well.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
That's right. You see a core flute and think there's
an open door. I'll see what the toilet's like. But
imagine if you're walking in to see what the bathroom's
like and someone's has left an unflushed surprise.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
I remember as a young man, I know if I
hear about this. I remember reading letters to Penthouse.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
In the It was a very saucy story about a
female real estate agent.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
And about something in the toilet.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
No, there's nothing to do with the toilet.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Was it the word core Flute that said I think
whenever he care flute. But this friend of mine, who
was a real estate agent, just texted me on the weekend.
He said, he said, it's the same real estate one.
He said, in two days he'd had two people use
the toilet in an open home with the same excuse.
The second one used the toilet and went in with
the door open. Imagine if you're going to an open

(28:29):
house and you're seeing someone a man standing urinating in
the toilet, just like home. But he said it is.
He said they both had the same excuse, which is
that they had an enlarged prostate. Obviously for one of
them was so big he couldn't close the door. Like
enlarged prostate mean that you suddenly have to go to
the toilet urgently, I can feel this cancel.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
It has trump.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
You know, that's a letter to pend house.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's like a giant cold spoon.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
It's because it swells up and it stops you urethra
running the flow.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
So meaning that you think I'm going to go to toilet
now instantly I have to know.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
No, not instantly so much. But what happens is you
don't fully complete your.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Your mission, your mission. So is that an excuse to
be doing a WI in an open home?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I think that's a fair excuse. I think he gets
to a certain age and you go, okay. I think
once you get to fifty.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Seven, okay, your your age funnily enough. But would you
do it with the door open in someone else's house,
in an open home?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I thought you were talking about pandas for a minute,
why do I mention itless to.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Say I didn't think it would happen to me.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Okay, Well, look look sharp, Brendan and smart enough, because
the Prime Minister's coming up.

Speaker 10 (29:38):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
It's Amanda, I'm in the ball.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Identity's not in that other movie.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Where we had Peter Dutton on the show before. It
was nice to meet him in the flesh. I've never
met him before. He's a nice fella. Yeah, we had.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
A game called don't make political because this part of
the election they'd be out of gas.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Well, what we thought we'd do is, rather than you know,
we'd let them have a few sentences of the stuff
they need to say.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Rapid fire question.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yes, So we're going to do the same with Anthony
Albernezi as well. But then we had some rapid fire
questions where we said, don't give us cliches, speak from
the heart.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Peter didn't do too bad. He got three out of four.
He did go a bit political on the Donald Trump question.
Donald Trump, Donald Trump.

Speaker 11 (30:25):
Donald Trump is a disruptor and we've got to stand
up for our country's interests and that's exactly what I
would do as Prime minister.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Would you get him on the phone, yes, and would
you stand up to him?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Of course?

Speaker 11 (30:36):
And I've dealt with the Biden administration, the Obama administration
and Trump administration. Mark one always stood up for our
country's best interests and always got very good outcomes for
our country as well as Defense Minister and Home Affairs minister.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Could we get him on the phone now? Have you
got his number.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
I haven't got his number.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
That would be so cool.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
So neither. It's a pri or.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
The promiss doesn't believe he's got a phone, which is
quite strange.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
What Donald Trump doesn't have a hurt contacts him with semaphors.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Tweets appear on.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
How does he get those tweets out there?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
See Trump Mark two is a different animal. It's easy
to say I'd get him on the phone. I'd stand up.
You know, the people who were in his face, like
Justin Trudeau, no one could get him on the phone.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Anthony Albanize is going to be joining us very surely.
Also our new phone number to celebrate the new number,
thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Everyone's a winners and.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
I have a person that makes it to week. It's
a two hundred dollars Aldi Voucher Young.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Podcast.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Well, we're five days out from the election. We had
Peter Dutton on earlier to give his thoughts head of
Saturday's election, and now it's time to hear from the
Prime Minister himself at the Albanizy. Good morning, good morning,
good to be with you.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Great to talk to you again.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
The countdown is on. The polls are in your favor.
You appear to have won the debate last night, but
a week is a long time in politics. How nervous
are you for this upcoming week?

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Well, there's a lot at stake over the next week.
What's at stake is whether students will get twenty percent
off their debt, whether Australians get a tax cut or
underpleted it and they actually get an increase in their
income taxes every single taxpayer. Whether first home buyers will
get access to a five percent deposit is important. Whether

(32:24):
we make more things here in Australia, whether we continue
to act on climate change, and whether we continue to
build positive relationships in the world. All of that is
at stake. But what is front and center after our
announcement yesterday about Medicare one eight hundred, where people will
be able to ring and get access to health advice

(32:49):
twenty four hours a day, on top of our urgent
care clinics and our greater access for bulk billing. We
know that on one side of the equation. On the
other side. Petted Upton last night, in response to saying
that he wanted to abolished bulk billing, which he did
when he was Health Minister, said that he wanted to

(33:10):
make primary care sustainable. Well, he's biled the cat that
he doesn't think it's sustainable to get a free trip
to the doctor, which was his view. Then it clearly
is still his view and that is an enormous setback
for the country if that occurs.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Did we asked Peter Dutton just before about how he
felt that the debate won, and I went and I
know that you wanted According to Channel seven, at the
end of the debate, did you feel is there something
I could have done different?

Speaker 6 (33:42):
Well, look, I have seen Peter Dutton's comments and I
find it extraordinary that there were sixty voters chosen independently
by an agency and they voted double two to one
in favor of myself. And I was very grateful for

(34:03):
that outcome. And Peter Dutton blamed the voters, the sixty
people who were in that room listening to the debate.
I think people know that we need at a time
of uncertainty in the global economy, we need certainty going forward.
And the truth is that Peter duttn has had a

(34:26):
number of positions on issues like everything from evs and
tax cuts through to working from home. During the four
weeks of a campaign. If you can't keep your policy
positions solid for four weeks, what hope would you have

(34:47):
sold for three years?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
We did ask him, I must it's the first time
we've ever had him on our show, and he seemed
to handle himself quite well. And I think as well
at this time of the election. I put this analogy
to Peter Dutton, a bit like the end of the
Blues Brothers. You know the movie The Blues Brothers, You know,
when the car falls to bits.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
I think that's like how you guys are feeling.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
So we've got and it seems that everyone else is
scoring you guys on how you went and your various
debates and that.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
So why should we be any different. So we've got
a game for you. It's called Don't Make It Political.
It's time to.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Play don't make it political, just for your information. Prime
Minister Peter Dutton got four out of five in this
three out of four.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
Ice.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
When we say political, what we mean is we no
policy speak, no campaign slogans. We'd like you to speak
from the heart in one sentence or less of one
word if you'd like. There's a couple of words that
we throw at you and see how you go. Are
you happy to play?

Speaker 9 (35:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Okay, let's go Kyle Sandlers.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Interesting character.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
What wedding present did you give it?

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Forget? I don't know what it was.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
It wasn't a bread maker I was trying to do
on the cabs.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
All right.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Number two here Nikki.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
Was actually a fantastic wedding by the way, Wow, I
got to sit next to his mum who is lovely
on Fribey Island.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
All right, we'll let people judge you on how you
feel about that question. Number two negative gearing.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Stays Katie Perry in space.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
Oh that was weird. I love Katie Perry, but why
did she go into space?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I mean, really, is that your next trip?

Speaker 6 (36:45):
No, no, I'll stick to traveling around this bas Condon
and of ours at the moment.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
All right, well done.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
How about holiday homes? How do you feel about those?

Speaker 6 (36:56):
Oh? Good? If people can have them.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Well, I'd got to visit yours as well.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
We'll bring sandaland bringing the bread maker. Anthony ALBINIZI you've
done very well. Thank you for joining us. A good
luck with the election on Saturday. I make sure you
don't eat a sausage in a strange way or run
strangely like Bill Shorten.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
I'll do my best, but can I give a shout
out to Amanda I actually believe it or not? Saw
the article, yes, say, I don't have time to read
a lot of articles, and I feel exactly the same way.
I reckon as you get you can be happier and
just comfortable with yourself going forward. And I think there

(37:40):
was a really lovely article, well thank you.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Speaking about the nature of getting older and you see
the universality of all of us and you think, well,
I'm not jealous of other people. I'm just hoping for
a nice dismount somewhere along the line.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
Just just be who you are. That's what I'm That's
what I'm trying to be this campaign too, for better
or worse, I am who I am, and I hope
that comes through.

Speaker 10 (38:06):
Well.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Thank you and good luck on the weekend. And I
hope you get to choose your dismount when the moment
comes as well.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
Thank you very much to see your team gasis.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy demand Rams for
the pub test.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
You might have seen the debate last night Channel seven's
debate the Roy Morgan Pole says fifty percent of voters
said mister Albanizi was the clear winner, compared to just
twenty five percent for Peter Dutton. I watched both sides
of the story. I thought they both handled themselves very well.
They both had very valid points.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Well. The polls are saying that fifty four for alp
forty six seats for the coalition at this stage, or
maybe that's the percentage of the votes that would go
there at the moment. So how do you feel. It's
only a week away from the election. It is on Saturday.
Have you made up your mind so far? Is it
Peter Dutton or is it Anthony Albanezi for you? Interesting

(39:00):
when you actually go to vote, you go to your
own voting area, don't You're not going to see unless
you're in their own it's from in Peter Duton's electorate,
around the Alberiese's electorate. They're not on the ballot page.
We're not like America. You're voting for your local constituent
who will represent you in the House of Reps, your
local dude, your local dude, or do so, even though
we're not just voting for a leader, we vote for

(39:21):
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Speaker 2 (41:41):
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Speaker 3 (41:42):
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you passes the pub test? Anthony Alberzi or Peter Dutton
will hear your calls next.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Gem when God, I want to go right now.

Speaker 8 (42:41):
Now go in your windows over the stick.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Your head on a yell, dams to the jonesy the
matter of arms for the pub test and the scenes.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Everyone else is doing it, so why can't we?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Yes? Who do you think is going to win the election?
At the debate last night it was decided that Anthony
Alberizi had on that the polls are saying fifty four
to alp forty six to coalition. Have you made your
mind up? I assume people know already who they're voting for,
but maybe you're still undecided. I don't know, but we
thought let's put it to you. You can decide for
us our pub test. Is it Peter Dutton or is

(43:15):
it Anthony Albanezi.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
I'm going for Albert, Yes, I'll feel who'll be looking
after our pensioners?

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Absolutely doesn't.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
I don't think Abanie has done much of the last
three years.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
So we definitely need a change back to liberal and
I think it's this country back on track.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
I don't think I'm voting for either Albert or Dutton.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Something needs to change, so I think I'm going to
go with one nation.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
People got to remember when Albou gives stuff away, the
taxpayer has to pay.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I am undecided because they've actually not talked about the
cost of leading. They haven't talked about how they're going
to benefit us. There's nothing they talked about with that.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I'm after alban EASi to.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
We have two adult children still.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Living at home, and I'm not forget something agent about
the housing crisis.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
So if you're living with me forever, I have already voted.
I'm not even going to be here on Saturday, so
just let the best man win.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Thanks for telling us your plans.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Cafe time waster.

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I got an Healdi two hundred dollars shopping batcher for
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cause he lives. And I realized, you're the one that
says it every ten minutes.

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Well I got it off their guy? Who what guy?
The guy that came up with it sold it for
your cheap that I ripped it off.

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Interesting though a lot of people say that people still
find time to buy coffee or find money to buy coffee?
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Speaker 9 (44:52):
Every Monday, I go in, I get my latte, then
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Speaker 3 (44:56):
I save money. I usually buy one large cup and
then I rash it out over the days. By rationing out.

Speaker 9 (45:02):
The latte over three days, I'm able to enjoy the
latte for a third of the cost. The lipstick marks
indicate how many times that I've had to reheat this
cup of coffee, not maybe the third day. It seems
like you get this little this film ontage that you
got to take off. That part's disgusting, But there's good

(45:23):
stuff underneath that.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Oh yeah, there's refrigeration involved, is there?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
It's presumably so. But the footage of the yeah, she
puts it in the Microsoft. The Americans are weird. They make
tea in the microwaves. They don't have a kettle, but
you could see it. The cup has a lipstick marks
all around it, so she knows what day she's up to.
But she rations one latte to last a number of
days and has to take that scheme that the skin
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(45:52):
other story. Leaning this sounds like an urban myth. This
was told to me by someone who knew some m f.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Fire with torches under their faces.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
If you think that that's cheap, listen to this. I've
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I heard this from said that a friend of hers
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(46:23):
where she went to the doctor and for some reason
she had that shirt with her and the doctor said,
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this shirt has for maldehyde on it. Not your usual
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(46:46):
up the records and someone had returned that shirt, and
the only way they worked out that it could have
had for maldehyde on. It was if they had bought
the shirt to bury someone for the funeral, then took
the shirt it off and returned it to the shop.

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You know I could have I kind of Brandon, don't
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Do not defend that? Would you?

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Like?

Speaker 10 (47:13):
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Speaker 3 (47:14):
Are you all those people? And there are some people
Barbara Cartlan said bury me in cardboard. I don't care
she had a cardboard coffin. But do you want someone
to put you in an ice shirt? Then take it
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I just I'm not saying I want to turn up
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I've got a rashuns a little bow, peep.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Do not defend that, Brenda.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
I'm not defending.

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I'm just saying, I understand in this world of Cosyka
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To that chicken that you stole out of someone's shopping trolling.

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Wasn't it was given to me by the Lord?

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Kim?

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Speaker 3 (49:29):
Just glanced up at the television in here. Sometimes you
like to play the love boat, but I've got it.
On a news day, watching the Morning, we are watching Carlos,
We're watching I saw Carlos last Friday, had a good
chat with him.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
He looks well, been working out.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
But they just showed some footage and they said, is
this the most Australian fight ever? It's a border collie
taking on a kangaroo in a suburban street. If Americans
were looking at that, they go, yep, that's what I
think Australia is speaking of border collie's. I I've got
a border Collie. I've lost her lead and so I
thought she's so good, she doesn't need to be on
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(50:05):
things like that, you know, you kind of have to put.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Your dogs worn by the man, haven't you.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I'd be warned many times by the many times yeah so,
and times they just say no dogs should be on
a lead.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
And do they give you a fine?

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Yea, I have a couple of times, and fair enough,
I use.

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The hey see what's happening here?

Speaker 6 (50:22):
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What do you mean?

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Speaker 3 (50:28):
That's why all the council workers around my area were
in gold caps. No, I don't do any of that.
I say, it's a fair cop. It's like parking and
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you think I'll get away with it. Other days you
just don't. You get a fine. You have to cop it.
When you do well, you park your car like it's stolen. Anyway, Well,
yesterday I needed to just walk up to the shop,

(50:50):
so I took the dog in the between the rain
showers and I couldn't find her lead, and the only
thing I could find in the garage that would work
was just a piece of blue stream. And it's like
when I walked out with it, was like I'd lost
a balloon and replaced it with a dog. I thought,
it's a strange concept, isn't it that you walk around
with a wild animal on a piece.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Of string And the dog was on a piece of street.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Like Tom Sawyer or something like dums I and Hillbilly
coming from the lane and I had to tire up
outside the shop just on a piece of string. And
someone said, that's a nice lead.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
They were obviously joking, because I looked like the beach
and I found a dog lead. I'll give it to you.
I found this. It's it's just really uh. It goes
around your waist. Now you put on a dog No, no,
it goes.

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Around your waist and you clip it to your dog
and then you can run and do extreme stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I'm not doing that.

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A free lead.

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wobbleheads standing behind them, nodding up and down and smiling
or pulling faces.

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It really really gets.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
On my nerves.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
They should be in a car window.

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You have a little hula.

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Girl like the bobbleheads.

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Actually imagine dressing like hula girl mine.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
I wonder if they stand in front of the room
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it's a skill and not many of them have mastered.

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You do, Okay, I'm doing a press conference.

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You would too, you be gay?

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You also get the Jonesy demand to tea towel as well, and.

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we're both on the show today. This was our election special.
We went with the hard hitting questions what are your DVDs? Now?
We wanted to hear your thoughts, so we thought we'd
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Yeah, I don't think Marina from Beacon Hill understood the assignment,
as she told us all her weekend plans.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
I've already voted.

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I'm not even going to be here on Saturday, so
just let the best man.

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Of you?

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I'm going to be in there getting mongst it. We'll
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That's enough for you, then good day to you.

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There's a lot of gesticulation going on here. This is
about Jackson's Hole. If the lawyers come in.

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Jackson's Hole has got me all worked up.

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Okay, are we trying to time out? I've tapped out
a long time ago. Can we end this now?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Sure? Well, thank god that's over.

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