FULL SHOW: "My Apologies Fatty"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Amanda, here's our podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
What are you talking like? That changed the voice?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
I think you see yourself as a brity of a
cool That's also how you describe how your mother speaks.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, now my mother says, Oh, Brendan, I can't stand that. Man.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I think it's the same voice.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
I don't think so. I think it mightly different. I
do many different voices. You asked me, and I'll do
an impression of solf.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
All right.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
How about John Howard?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah? How is your pitch? That's how you're talking?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
All right?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
How about Donald Trump?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
A tremendous, tremendous. It's a beautiful and beautiful country. It's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
How about Hillary Clinton?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I'm really transgend transgender? Yes, yes, woo.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I knew we'd get to the nut of who you
were eventually. Lots of things on the show. We're going
to be talking about married at first sight. I don't
watch it. Brendan does massive gas lighting.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Last night, gas lighter.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
He could provide gas lighter.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I like the old days. Yeah, go and light all
the gas back before electricity. You just walk around lighting
the gas. Tim please god stop.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
We have a Grammy's rap. Benson Boone that's all I'm
going to say. Benson Boone, Benson Boone, Benson Boone. I
had heard the song before watching the Grammys, but watching
him perform on stage, I am completely agree.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
At least we've got a different screen saving and you're
not just salivating all over your trudee boyfriend in his time.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Justin Trudeau is also still in there. But wow, We've
got lots to discuss about the Grammys.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Rachel Griffiths will be joining us. He's got a new
show called Madam. It's about prostitutes.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay, lovely and I pretty much ran out of fuel
this morning, out of petrol.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
There's lots to discuss around that.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
I know about a miracle of recording. We have so
many requests for them to do it again. Mistress Amanda
ms killer. Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend making the Tools
of the Train.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the
legendary part Jonesy Amanda the actress.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Congratulations, We're ready right now, Joy and Amanda, you're doing
a great job.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Anyone but Silk.

Speaker 7 (02:30):
Good Radio.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Sorry, but it's a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda. Shoot, Tim,
we're on the air. Good morning, Amanda. How are you today?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, I had a stressful start to the day.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
What's happened?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Can you promise there'll be no derision. I'm not going
to continue to a current issue. Promise what have you scratched?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
What have you done?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I haven't done any of those things. But it does
involve my car. Okay, no stop, I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Scrape the wheels. No so petrol.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yes, you know how when.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
You're running low on petrol and you think I'll fill
it up on the way home tomorrow. For three days,
I thought I'll fill up on the way home tomorrow,
and I'm sort of thinking I've got to get home.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Go do a wheel or whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It is.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
An accountants appointment, yes, sir, I just wanted to go
home and lie down, and so I forgot to.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Fill it up, and I thought I'll fill it up.
I get in.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Today and I went, oh, that's right, But it said
I had twenty k's.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
How far is my house from here?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
About twenty k's.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, I thought I should be okay, and then as
I was driving it went up to twenty five.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Lucky lucky me, My petrol.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Tank is expanding its own and then it went down
to sixteen. If this is in the space of one street,
like you know, turning a corner.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
You know what's happening here because you've got a lower
amount of fuel in your car. It's slopping around in
the tank, so the sensor is just reading it as
it slops around the tank.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, then I drove past.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
There were two service stations on my right yep, but
it was no right turned to get in.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
They were dark and scary at that time in the morning.
You know, Johnny, I know if.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
They'd be open. I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Not fair enough.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I thought, I'll try and keep going, and I'm driving
across the Harbor Bridge.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
It's six pays.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Well, you'd make that easy. The Harbor Bridge is literally eighteen,
considering it went.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
From twenty to ten in a space of a nano set.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Aforementioned slopping around.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yes, so slopping can take petrol away your car.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
It's a great car. It's got an eighty liter fuel
tank in it.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Well, it was saying.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
It was constantly flashing refuel cush it did say please,
said please refuel.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm driving direct German Frau line. Now all smell snell
what you have having?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Anyway, I was driving across the bridge. I was thinking,
what's going to happen? So I've finally we're in North
Sydney here. So I just came off the bridge, pulled
into the car park here and I think I've probably
got five leaders of petrol.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Five letters of five K?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Five k's okay, how many is that will that get me?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Be?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Your car would probably do a leader per quo?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Okay, so you've got you've got a Jerry cans with
fuel in your car?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Where will that get me?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Because I was driving across I was driving across.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
The bridge, it's saying do you want me to find
you a service stations?

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
And it's saying, hey, market that's behind me.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
From here to the bridge is one point two k's.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Not going over the bridge the bridge.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I'm not going over the opposite.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I know what you mean, I know where you mean.
I'm not driving across the bridge with a limited petrol go.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I'm going to find somewhere in.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
North Sydney Falcon Street from I've already sworn to Falcon Street.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
But that's one point we.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Can see why I don't want to go over the
bridge or under the harbor.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Remember what happened once before.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, we were filming something for our show at our house.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
You said you at my house, I'll meet you.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
There with Harley in the driveway, was chatting away.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Where is she thinking?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Tell you what I was doing?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I just went past her.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I'd run out of petrol in the Harbor tunnel and
was being told I was the person that they say
obstruction in the tunnel.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
And you called us both and said don't say and
you yelled at us as.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
If it was our fault.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well I knew that there'd be derision.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
And Harley said, well do you want to be here?
I and OW can't. That's going over beer.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Well she's sorts of what's going to happen today.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Well, as I said, Gadi, Falcon Street is one point.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
You know what, why don't I take your car after
the show and I'll put the fuel in it?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Would you do that?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Sure you don't want to.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
No, I don't want.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
To, then don't. I'm not going to ask you to
do anything you don't want to do. I'll do it.
I'll do it, you know, I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'd say get an electric car, but you'd be worse
with that as well. I don't know what to do,
so we'll get into a driver.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I promised there'd be no derision. There seems to be
quite a bit of derision.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
You're going to be like our transport minister lady and
you we'll get your driver.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Why don't we just do that.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
I'll do a round trip to Hunter Valley, Lay.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Penelope, we'll sort it out for you. Don't you worry
about an occis.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
My sphincter is still in a state of distress.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Well, don't bring your finger into it, because we've got
a big fig fish to.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Fry on the show my sphincter.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Rachel Griffins is going to be Joinings on the show.
She's in this new thing about prostitutes. It's a new show.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
It's not the Thing about prostitutes Worsky Show, and she's
called Madam.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I'm looking forward to catching up with her.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Also, Instagram makes us return, and we can't do anything
till we do the magnificent.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Se Question one, what is the capital of France?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Gen nation?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
We have the magnificent seven seven questions? Can you go
the way and answer all seven questions?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Correctly. If you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
We have one hundred and fifty dollars to spend at
flowers for everyone as one of the prizes of the
Jam Packed. Don't forget Valentine's Days coming up ten days
from now.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Dingo is in Paramatter.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Hello, Dingo, good morning a man.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
Are you very well?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Dingo? What's the capital of France?

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Oh? I don't have to be Would we have to
be Paris?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
What is the term for modern rock from a volcano? Dingo?

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Lava?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Well, let's see how you go with reverse it, Bingo?
Which song here are we playing in reverse?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
That sounds just the same that bass riff?

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Ah, I've got a tune.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
I can't even think of this song.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Sorry, we have to leave you.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
James is in Ashville.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Hello James, good world. You need to hear that again.
Oh yes, please here it is.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
The bass give it away for me.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
I know the song, but I can't.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
I can't think of it.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Sorry, James, don't give up.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Okay, Well that's question number three. What is the name
of that song?

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Have a crack podcast magnificent seven.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
We are up to question number three, which is reverse it. No,
it's interesting in this the song's iconic based solo sounds
the same in reverse.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
As it does forwards, because it.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Was created by recording the solo then reversing part of
it in the final track. So have a listen. This
is a song in reverse, but the bass solo is
the same.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, right is the giveaway Home of the Big Prawn.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Craig is in Balina, Hi, Craig, good morning, Amanda, very well.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
What's the song?

Speaker 10 (09:57):
Yeah, it's a sample song.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
You can call me el. It's very good.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
It's still one of my favorite albums. This one's mouldible
choice for you, Craig. What is the name for a
group of flamingos? A a parade? Be a flamboyance or
see a gleam of flamingos?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
See a gleam?

Speaker 4 (10:18):
No, it's not a glam Karen's in Green Valley.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
I Karen, Hi, Hey, you going very well?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Is it a parade of flamingos or a flamboyance of flamingos?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
It's a flamboyant.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
It's a great name, isn't it great?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's gotta be a flamboyance. You look at those flamingos.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Liberachi, Hello, look at me?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
True? Or false.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Jelly beans have no distinct flavor if you eat them
while holding your nose.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
True or true? True? You answer that with a degree
of authority. Let's try.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
We've got some jelly beans in here, So Tom, Brendan,
close your eyes, close your eyes.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I don't trust you.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Close your eyes, Brenda, No, you're looking at the colors.
He's getting out of the jar.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Close your eyes.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, but what if you feed me a bargain?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
We won't close your eyes.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Already said no to celebrity. Get me. I can close
your eyes, put it in your hands.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Now hold your nose and eat that and tell us what.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Flavor it is?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Flavor or color?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well saying they're the same.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
That's a redba, is it? Tom? It's not as purple.
It taste purple.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Open nose, nose, it tastes purple and now pop, pinch
your nose again.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
No, it still tastes purple.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well, beat me Which Australian animal? This is question number six.
Which Australian animal has square shaped poo?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Wombat?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Wombat?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I wonder how the whole bottom works.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Why don't we use them to make walls?

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Wombat? Pool?

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Which artist one album of the Year at the Grammy's yesterday.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Karen, Oh oh, no, how would I get out on this?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I'm just gonna do. I have a guess. No, I
wasn't Teller Swift.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Half too late?

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Simon's and Miranda Simon, who won Album of the Year
at the Grammys.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
I actually I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I know, I'm all trying.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Sorry, Simon. We can't listen.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
To that other day.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Anthony's in Hoxton.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Park, Anthony who won the Best Album.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I wasn't listening, you know, so I'm going to have
asturb in the dark. No, it wasn't him, he should
get an award.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
It was It was a woman who for many years
has won many awards, the most Grammy Awards ever given out,
But there's never one Album.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Of the Year. Mark's in Cranebrook who won?

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Mark?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
That's Beyonce ain't exist?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Who sings that friends that way?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Congratulations to you, Marke. Keep on the cham pag you.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
I say that to me when I sing it at home.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Maybe keep it at home. One hundred and fifty dollars
to spend it. Flowers for everyone. Share the love this
Valentine's Day with Sindy.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
His freshest flowers from Flowers for Everyone dot Com.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Today you a double passed killing Heindi and the Baby
Animals at Twilight at Taronga. The twenty twenty five Summer
concert series begins February seven. By the way, tickets on
sale now from Ticke Tech, and Jonesy demanded character choice
for you to color and stay the pencils.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Mark, you just come here for the entertainment. Surely are
thank you?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Mark didn't really answer the question because I think we
don't know exactly what I watch.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Him on Married at First Sight Last, Don't you see
that guy?

Speaker 4 (13:50):
No, he diverted flext in every question that they asked
him about.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
He's wedding, his honeymoon.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Are you going to give me a wrap up?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I will? You didn't watch it?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Didn't watch it?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Okay, well, I'll I'll work that out.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
We'll do that after all, right, and we will look
at some of the biggest moments from the Grammys.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
What have we got to lie on? In case?

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Amanda sweat and I want to stick through?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
The germanak a big book of musical facts.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
On this day.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
In nineteen seventy seven, Fleetwood Mac release their Almighty banger,
Go your Own Way. It is one of the biggest
breakup songs of all time, written for Stevie Nicks by
her then lover Lindsay Buckingham. Those two Hey, those two troubles, troubles.
This was a particular line that Stevie took offense to

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shacking Up's all you want to do is if she
wants to constantly shack up with other people, And they
had a big quarrel over that line. But so the
song is go your own way. She has always said
that was never me. I didn't shack up with any
some one else while we were together, but there was
lots of tales of partner swapping all the stuff. I
think everyone within that band we're on a roster with

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each other at some point.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
You know, the shack it up thing? What's that all about?
What do you mean? Well, I don't know if I
want to shack it up, you know, I like the whole.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I don't think shacking up means let's all go to
Ikea and by I'm atching furniture. I think it just
means can I stay a night at your house for
the you know.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Right, I go to your shack you Stevie having some
meat balls.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
No, having some meatballs with a new boyfriend while Lindsay's
looking on.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I don't think that's what happened.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
But whether the rumors were true or not, it was
an incredible album and an incredible song.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Let's hear it now, get it on.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Marri at first sight last night. I'm going to tell
you the Agog faces are the best.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Well, it was the first dinner party.

Speaker 11 (15:47):
It was nice, all the ad But there's so many
agg Facen't they all a gog ad?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
I don't know they could be a gog because the
water temperature is not right in the water bottle.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
So if they'll say here's your entree.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Oh, I can't believe how many Agog expressions going to
an academy to learn the academy.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
I've done the agogdad Nier.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
So there's a lot of neck tattoos, a lot of
hand tattoos.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
And how about the men.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Everyone's got hand tattoos these days.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
You know, when I was a kid, I don't make
this an outlaw biking and he goes, I look tough anymore?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
You know everyone's got tattoos.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Now I've got all those veins and sunspots tattooed under
the back of my hand.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Well, that's why I was scared. That's why the girls
here are scared.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
They're all a dog.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
They're are gog.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
You're your hands. You're not watching the show. There's been
a lot of derision about Tim and Katie.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
So these are the ones we spoke about day one,
where as soon as they were married, he's all polite
to her face and he said, says off camera to
a producer, she's not my type. I don't want this,
I don't like her. I want to leave the show
the thing about and then he gaslights her by making
her wonder why he's not he's not he doesn't tell
her this stuff, so she's been gas list.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
He's just going to come out and say it, I'm
just not into you, and.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
He's saying it in a million other ways, and so
then blaming her for not being into him.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
He's the biggest deflector in the history of the world.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
And on the show last night, and it was kind
of sad really, because he was saying he's put it
onto poor old Katie, saying, you know, you haven't given me,
you haven't asked anything about my life, you haven't done anything.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
I feel like I have opened up, but I don't
have to know me at all.

Speaker 12 (17:26):
I mean I don't, maybe not in the way that
you've expected me to, but I.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Feel like.

Speaker 10 (17:32):
You.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
My interest is my family, my job, like a lot of.

Speaker 9 (17:43):
It's one of the things that I'm really hard about you.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
You are who you are, and because you've been by yourself,
Nathan for so many years, you're who you are.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
So he's putting it all on to her.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
And has she asked him questions?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Do you fish?

Speaker 9 (17:58):
No, I've never fished really.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Do once.

Speaker 9 (18:07):
I don't like it, but I've just never really done it.

Speaker 13 (18:09):
I guess.

Speaker 9 (18:14):
Do you like being in photos? If I took fun
of you, I'm not the biggest photo person.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Or thing. He hates you. He can't stand.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
That poor woman.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
And he says she's not inquisitive about him. Listen to
how hard she's trying.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I don't. I hate him and I haven't even watched.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Well, he's had to leave town.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
He's a teacher.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Why would he go on that show in the first place?
And he knows that all this is playing out. She
doesn't until you watch it go to where you don't
even know.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Down at the jonesy demand of arms, today for the
podcast to Reduce Speed Limits with Els and Peas, not
the drink from p Brew Lemon and Piro from New
Zealand l players and pea players. This happened to a
Made of Mind's son over the long weekend. He's on
one hundred and ten speed limited road. He's doing one

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hundred and four copper gets him, loses his license.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
So what are the rules if you're on your l's
and your peas.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
You're on your ls and red pea ninety ks.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Once you go to your green peas, you can get
one hundred k speed limit. But we've demonized speed so much.
Speed doesn't speed doesn't kill. It's ineffective driving kills, you know,
and people that don't know how to drive properly or
those things. If you're driving, difference between ninety and one hundred,
there's not much, I don't think on a.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Road like that.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
But what's the difference between nineteen, one hundred and ten.
The hard thing is if you're all doing one hundred
and ten and there's an l plater or p plater, Yeah,
everyone gets frustrated, tries to change lanes. If you're that
person driving at that slower speed, that would be terryble.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
This copper as well that pulled him up, gets in
his highway patrol car, zoom straight in there, you know,
terrifying and all these other people going what they like.
Well said, he almost took out about three cars trying
to get this kid who's not actually going over the
speed limit. It's just because the law says that they
have this restricted speedl.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
License.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, well that's the debate, isn't it is that Is
it safer for them to be below the speed or
is it safer if they're keeping up with the speed
that everyone else is doing. What do you think would
you speed limits for L plates P plates?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Jem jam Nation Jagra goes to Amanda. Josie and Amanda,
you're doing a great job.

Speaker 13 (20:32):
Will you enjoyed?

Speaker 1 (20:35):
How's things going? Everything peachy pie?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Everything's peachy pie with us. But a couple of our
radio colleagues you may have heard, are going through some
tough times. Carl Sanderlans announced you he was just on
our show last week inounked yesterday that he has an anneurism.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Well, we were talking to when he came on the show.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
He said, I've got to go and get a brain scan,
and I said, well, good luck with that.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
And so they found an aneurism.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
And he's going to have to have a surgery on it.
We saw him yesterday and he was saying that, thank
goodness for his medical team, for his doctors who kept looking.
There were things wrong with his health, and they kept
looking because that's the stuff that you don't get a
second crack at.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
So he's very lucky that they found that.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
I've known him. I've known him since we're twenty. We
worked at a few radio stations together.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
We've we've always hung out, We've always had a mutual
respect for each other, and there is a concern when
something like that happens. So I saw him in the
car park yesterday. I go, Mahaga, said, you're all right,
big fella. He goes yep, And there's a whole media
contingent outside. And then last night I was watching the news,
I went, who's that middle eged guy hugging Kyle And
that's me?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
What the hell told me? My bum's that big?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
But also I feel for our mate Kate Ritchie, who
was taking some time away from the radio for her
mental health recovery, and she has said that the constant
pursuing of her by a daily mail I know she was,
she said, I was obviously having a distressing day. They
filmed her, they upload that imagery. This is not helping
her recovery. So she's taking some time away. She is

(22:04):
taking part in the show that I'm doing too. It's
starting on the eighteenth Fair. It's called Role of a
Lifetime and it's looking at how hard it is to
be a parent these days and some strategies within which
to do it. And the show is a sitcom, and
Kate plays the mum and she's freaking brilliant.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
In she is a great actor.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
But also she and Nazim Hussein play the parents, but
then they also go out as themselves as parents in
the real world to look at how these issues are
impacting people. So I've spent a bit of time whether
she's a fabulous, fabulous person. I love her very much.
And for Kyl and for Kate. You know, we're all
on different stations doing breakfast radio, but we all care

(22:43):
for each other and we wish you both a speedy recovery.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Well done, and what do you do on this show?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Thank you? I make your cups of tea.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
No, not this show, the show that you do. You're dope.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
I'm the host, so I look like I wander around.
It's all inside a house, and I wander around outside
like I'm not allowed in on the furniture. I wander
around doing pieces of the camera and looking through the windows.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Are you sure you're actually on this show?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I got to do one piece of camera outside the portaloo.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Someone said, Amanda Kellysy, she's got on the pell. Might
just let it.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Just pretend what we used to say on Beyond two thousand.
Put on the strawberry filter or the bizmarg filter, which
means which means pretend to film it, but don't limits
sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
When God I wanted to get on right now your windows, stick.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Your head on a yell hell, turn to the jonesy
Man arounds to the pub test. Reduce speed limits for
l's and p's. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
So if you're in a learner driver or P one,
you can only go at ninety k's no matter what
the speed limit is. If you're a P two you
can go one hundred k's. But if you're driving on
a road that's one hundred and ten k's. How wise
is it to be going less than everybody else? Is
that safer or is it harder for you? That's what
we're asking this morning. What do you like, Brendan, you

(24:07):
were saying that there's no difference between say ninety and
one hundred.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
On the Hume Highway on a three lane road. No,
there's not.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
If it's ninety and the spirit.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
If you're in a suburban street, there's a lot of difference.
But there's been a lot of this hysteria about five
k's over the speed limit. It's about we've demonized speeds
so much, but it's not about its instinctive driving that's
does have any instinct probably not probably not ready to go.
But I'm talking more specifically about the major carriageways. I'm

(24:39):
not talking about your back streets, your suburban streets.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
But often, like I drive to the South Coast and
there'll often be an l plater or a pea plater
and everyone tries to get around them. Obviously, with the
flow of traffic, is that more to Is that less
safe for them or more safe for them to be
going slower?

Speaker 2 (24:55):
That's what we're asking.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Reduce speed limits for L plates pea plates, does it
pass the pub test.

Speaker 13 (25:00):
I'm a truck driver and there's just one hundred k
zone and people are just like, I don't blame them
because they don't want to speak because they're already restricted
to ninety but it's one hundred k zones. They get
stuck behind them, and it's usually downhill where we can
actually get up a bit of speeds. They overtake it
on the hills and then we're stuck behind them all
the way downhill, so they're like an.

Speaker 10 (25:19):
Obstruction on the road.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
You know.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
I just think that that's perfectly acceptable for learner.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Flavors to drive a little bit slower.

Speaker 13 (25:26):
Because what happens is that we start to allow them
to go faster. What happens is people get frustrated behind learners.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Now they can't travel at the sleep limit.

Speaker 13 (25:34):
So people behind you know that you can travel it
to sleep limit and you're not because you're a learner,
and in the experience, you're going to get more frustrated.

Speaker 10 (25:41):
Yeah, I think absolutely reduce the speed limit because there's
so many of them now that are racing around like
it's the Indy five hundred in Sydney doing like one
hundred and sixty zones in that so I think ping
them in a big way.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
I reckon that, yes, the speed limits shouldn't be reduced.

Speaker 13 (25:57):
For LMP platers.

Speaker 12 (25:58):
They don't have the experience with anything that might go.

Speaker 13 (26:01):
Wrong like an animal runout or an accident or write
down in front of them.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
They need to build up their experience, build up their
confidence gradually.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
To get to one hundred and ten.

Speaker 14 (26:10):
I reckon the speed limits should be dropped four L
and F platers as it is dead drive recklessly and
just a point. For Jonesy, he said there's no difference between.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Ninety or one hundred.

Speaker 14 (26:22):
If he's ever done a defensive driving course, he would
know there's a huge difference between fifty and fifty five.
Forget about ninety and one hundred. The stopping distance increases,
Hello a lot, Get.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
On your champ five.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
I've done five advanced driving courses, and three of them
are motorcycle things.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
I'm just saying the motorcycle the risk is.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Higher when you ride a motorbike. I ride a motorbike
every day, but I'm just saying that. You know, there
is an hysteria about this five. But it's hard to
articulate because it's when you're out there on the road,
you've got to drive to the conditions.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yes, but also you have yused experience. Yeah, of course
the old played it doesn't Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, anywaybe that's the way they do it.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
The government says, Okay, if your five k's have the
speed limit, then you got.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
To get in.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
You know, you could cause an accident, which is which
is probably could be true, could be true.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Food for thought.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Let's talk about the Grammys. Beyonce had often lamented that
I think she's one of the most Grammys of any performer,
but she'd never got Album of the Year, and she
did that yesterday for Cowboy Carterexas. People are saying that
because she'd been so outraged that she hadn't won that

(27:38):
there was a big campaign to get.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Her to win this.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
He's a kid a prize. She hasn't had enough prizes. Now,
Record of the Year and also Song of the Year.
What's the difference between a Record of the Year and
a Song of the Year.

Speaker 11 (27:50):
Well, record is an album, I understand, Yeah, but you know,
you know CD of the Year Cartridge of the Year
that was won by Kendrick Lamar, not like us.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Before we play a snippet of this what's this?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
This?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
This is the this song against have a listen. He's
having a feud with Drake. They dissed each other in
song and in this one he calls him some lovely names, say.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Drake, I hear you like I'm young.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
You better have a go to sell black one to
hen He bit the top torment there love, Just make.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Sure you had your your sister farm. They tell me
that only want to get your hammy downs and pardon
you at the parton plan with his nose now and buck,
I've got a weird case. Where is here around? So
the far love a boy?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
So the five pedophiles to weave pedophile into a song, a.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Nice rhyme with it a bit Okay, that's enough, of course.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
So that's record of the year and song of the
year and court case of the year.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
So Captain and.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Muskrat love you Beep Beep beep the best new artist.
I love this performer Chapel Ryan. You've heard her song.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I'm sure ye.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
She's a bit thin for mine, but I do appreciate
a grunty voice.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
I think the beautiful voice.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
You know what. I'm craving rock. Where's the rock Do
you know what?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Do you want to know what?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
One best rock performance? It's a new band, the Beatles
with this.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
I've got a bit of it when I look at
this film clip because they've ai generated George and it's
quite discribed.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
They died a lot younger than Paul and Ringo Ringo
doesn't even know he's dead.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Ringo, you're dead.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Also best, So that's the best rock performance. Best rock
album is this Hackney Diamonds by the Rolling Stones.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yes, that's one that had Sidney Sweeney great.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
It sounds like a sender of the Rolling Stones.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
Do you know what?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Even mixed? You and too much?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Micky, he's overegging the for me the breakout performer. And
I've heard this song many times, probably on TikTok and
places like that. The song I can't even remember what
the song is. I'll tell you in a second because
I'm all a flush. At Benson Boone, he's twenty two
years old. He stands up, he's singing. He's wearing a suit,
and he starts to sing and Heidi Klum and the

(30:24):
woman who hosted the Emmys this year, rip off his
tucks and he's wearing a blue jumpsuit and he walks
up to the stage and does a giant flip over
the top of the piano and belts out this banger,
do yourself a favor.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
I'm watching over and over again, like Amanda.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
House, so sexy. He's like a fretty Mercury. The singing,
the composure, the flips.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Believe the flips he was doing.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Benson Boone, He's been a boon to my hormones, and
thank you, and I like at the end at the
end because he does is another incredible flip and he's
wearing one pace wearing a onesie and has to pull
it out of his front area because it's all got
it's ridden up inside.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
What we didn't talk my screensaver, you've moved on from
Trudeau your boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Clause.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
I can have two boyfriends justin Trudeau and Benson Boone.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 14 (31:31):
Amanda anyone but your silkie giant.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
So the Grammy's they're run and done.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
And there was sort of all sorts of outfits on
the red carpet and some lack of outfits.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Bianca sens sorry he's married to Kanye West. What the
hell is going on? Is this is she Okay, he
stands here fully clothed. She is wearing a complete sheer
piece of netting. She's complet deletely naked and taken.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Away by the cops. Just went for the red carpet
and then taken away by the cops. The police led
them off the spot.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
You can't have public nudity.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, she looks like I don't know if there's some
sort of bedsm thing going with those two.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
She looks like she she have we heard her speak
once since she was married. I don't know what's going on,
but it's very disturbing to see.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Do you think it's attractive?

Speaker 7 (32:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Do you think it's sexy?

Speaker 5 (32:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
I think there's something. You know, there's something odd going
on there, like something and almost something i'd say on.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
The cusp of DV.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I were uncomfortable to see.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
There's a picture. I'm just holding that up. That's and
that's what I know.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
It's shocking every time you see it. It's full nudity.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Because curiously on during the week was the AVNS, that's
the Adult Video News Awards.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
I love how they're throwing the word news. Was Sandra
Sully there?

Speaker 4 (32:54):
And I don't know, I was looking at some of
the performers from that, and you couldn't tell the difference
between the AVN stars and the stars of the Grammy.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Would they like to dress up? And you know, actually
wear clothes probably warm more than she did.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
The Adult Video News is a trade mag by the way,
so you know, if you need to get your stuff
for you it's like your LinkedIn. Would you prepare to
I've got a bunch of people here that were the
AVNS and people at the Grammy.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
See if you can discern between the two.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
A K.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
I just I'll mix these up a bit. Okay, we'll
start with this young lady here, AVNS or Grammys.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
She's very demure. It's just a slight off the shoulder dress.
I'm going to say Grammys.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
No, that was Jule Lipa.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
No it's not. It's delicate.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
She's a porn star from the United States, best known
for her video eighteen year Old Gets Her?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Okay is that the name of the film?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Read the film?

Speaker 5 (33:53):
SHN?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I read the film?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I can't. It's her?

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (33:59):
Best know?

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Ford?

Speaker 13 (34:01):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Hey hey?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
And then she's dressed yes, very demurely.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I guess you can when that's the title of your film.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Okay, what about this one? Play this one?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
That's someone from the VPNs.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
It's the av.

Speaker 7 (34:18):
No.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
That is Miley Cyrus, Grammy Smiley.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
And one more for you? What about here?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Look it's a pink demure dress but huge, big fake boobs.
I'm going to say porn.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, that is. That is porn.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
That is she's a safe Crystal Harper, the Avan awards
what she would an award for.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
She's a porn star, best known for being Penthouse Pet
of the Month in November twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Well, she's got a lot to live up to.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
There's one more. There's one more. The one there. I
know who that is.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
That's Willow Smith. Did you see her brother turn up
with his head inside a house?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Get your mouth out of my wife's.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
He had a hat on.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
There was a house with his face looking in it.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
No body got time for that. I do not have
time for that. At the Grammy's like steam shovel.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Pretty much was and he and.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
He and his sister just stood there as if to say,
are there any questions? While I have a few Sydney
real estates, so hard now you can't In feature whole
body incast. I was going through my phone one day
and I came across I think of a really nice guy.

(35:40):
His name is Digger Dad, and he's an Irish guy
who sings the most beautiful songs.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
He sings and plays the guitar in his digger.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
What sort of digger?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
See, that's a question I can't answer, you can.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
He sits in his high veers inside his digger and
he sings like an angel, an excavator, very low. And
you think you need a way, just storm your friends
and family.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
I love you very dearly.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
We just want you to speak.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Because when you there's people here is certainty.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Grieve your love, nice beautiful voice, belive. But this it
was the beginning of something big for him.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
His name is Shane Gallagher and what's happened is lots
of people have been tuning into him and he talks
about mental health. He talks about a whole lot of
stuff and just he posted this just the other day.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
I got a voice not this morning that made me cry.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
A fellow from home message me a couple of years
ago to tell me he was given up on life
and he just needed to tell somebody. And I was
hoping on the things I said to him that I
had torn the corner for him and make him see
that life is actually worth hanging on to. I got
a voice not this morning. That man is a new players.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Hey listen, I don't know if you remember me or not.

Speaker 15 (37:03):
I contacted you a while ago because I was gone
through some simple times to the point.

Speaker 16 (37:09):
Where I was I was on the verge of ending
everything and leaving this world, but I didn't has a
good bit to do with you. Your videos, your you know,
your updates and your podcasts really inspired me, helped me
and and done a love for me.

Speaker 15 (37:26):
I'm honored, and i'm i'm I'm privileged, and i'm i'm
I'm happy to tell you this. I'm now standing to
hear today as a twenty seven year old Irish man
who has found the best life that he could possibly
have thought of six years ago.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
He has better than that and it's you that again
the fight to continue.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
What an extraordinary guy.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
So I'm going to meet him next yeats. So I
came across on my socials just a dad sitting in
his digger, singing beautiful songs and talking about mental health.
He's an incredible guy. I can't wait to have him
on the show right now. He's the digger Dad aka
Shane Gallagher all the other way around, Shane digga Dad.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Hello, how are you?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
We're good? First question? Which sort of digga did you do?

Speaker 10 (38:13):
You?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Driven?

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Obsessed?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Manda didn't, wouldn't tell me what it was.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Ida a pretty big excavator.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Okay, bigger than a D nine.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
H some names the equivalent, but yeah, some names they
can go bigger. Yeah, for sure, happy with that.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Jane's for me. I have no funt I guess.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
So, Shane, you came into my feed somehow. You're sitting
there playing guitar and the whole world has opened up
for you since then, the people that you've touched since then.
How did it all come about? What made you think
you wanted to upload yourself singing in your digger?

Speaker 5 (38:49):
I have no idea, I have noisy. It was just
a spur of the momenting.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
And I first started out just telling stories of growing
up and you know, chasing girls and that kind of stuff,
and then just one morning I recorded a video of
me singing Tracy Chapman's Fast Car in the Youth, and
a video I put no effort into no talk into
I just thought I'd better put out some kind of
a video today in order for me to kind of

(39:14):
keep showing up. And I showed up everywhere with that one.
That one went crazy. So then I started to kind
of dial us into more important stuff like social or
mental health awareness and all other stuff I'm doing with
autism and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
And it's it's great. It's really good for my mental
health too, and what I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
So yeah, we played a snippet earlier of that incredible
sound voice message you had from a young man in
Ireland who said you turned his life around quite extraordinarily,
and you talked very openly about your son and his autism,
and you've written a book to help him with that.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Tell us about all of that.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
So Nil was diagnosed when he was just two, and
we kind of got a sense fairly early on that
he was a little bit different. You know, he could
count to one hundred before he could say yes and no.
You know, he was lining things up in order. Everything
had to be a particular way, and if it wasn't,
forget about it. You know, if you couldn't be that way,

(40:16):
watch out, you know. So we kind of went and
got assessed and realized that he was autistic, and then
I kind of wanted to share my side of it
because I have the platform with people to let them
kind of see this. It's not just them that's going
through this the thing or that goes through it, and
somebody else that they might watch on it goes through,
or someone that might pass by in the shops goes

(40:37):
through it as well. And the spectrum is so wide
as well. Every child is different, obviously, but if people
can relate to somebody online in a kind of a genuine,
non forced way, that kind of brings them a bit
of comfort.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
I imagine quite extraordinary, and I believe it's someone very
especially in Ireland who's listening to this very interview this morning.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Yeah, Mammy, she showed me anyway, she said. She was
so hopefully, she said, she was.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
What are your Irish friends think of this new tangent
that your life has taken?

Speaker 14 (41:09):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
Because I went back in June for a little bit
of a holiday. I did a few gigs as well,
and it was such an eye opener when I went
back this time, just complete change. Everyone kind of sees
you and recognizes you and everyone's shaking your hands.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Some people will like it and some people won't. It's
just life, you know.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
People that you grew up with might look at you
a little bit differently now that you're in a different
kind of a spot light.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Of course, you know that comes with it.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
But you're the people that mean the most and that
care the most about you will kind of steering in
the right direction.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
I kind of hope for the best for you, you know,
and that sort of sense.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Well, you're doing a great job for the good questions, Brenda, No,
I'm pretty much.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
I'm pretty much furnished on. I'm satisfied with all the questions.
That you ever get to drive one of those whole packs,
you know, the big mining trucks.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
No oh, No, I actually did.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
Yeah, I got the center to somewhere somewhere locally around
here just to kind of give someone a bit of
a clog with their training and stuff, and they give
me a free course on one of those things.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
So it was pretty fun.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah, Because Jonesy's always said that when he finishes here,
and I'll be very soon, I seen emails this morning
that he wants to You want to drive a digot,
don't you?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I don't want to. I love escavators.

Speaker 10 (42:20):
I just.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
I want to set up a park. This is what
I want to do.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I want to set up a park with guys like me.
Just go along and there's a bunch of diggers there.
You go like anything from a bobcat up to you know,
back hose, then to like a D nine and you
just have a go, just moving, moving dirt around.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
I think that's a that'd be a thing.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yeah. They've got one up here for the for the kids.
It's called dig It. It's on Montamboury.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
It's for children children.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Recently, I think we're going to expand it. I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
I'm sure we can. We can guess him in so I'll.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Get you on the ground floor. Mate, Shane, it's great
to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Different Dave by The Digga Dad is out now from
the Digga Dad dot Etsy dot com. Hi do your
mammy and thanks for joining us. Mate, love you to
talk to you, Thank you, Say Shame.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Say podcast.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
And Amanda's shold them ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer, We'll
come back to that question if time permits.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
You get all the questions right one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering one
bonus question, but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Steve's in Little Bay. Hello, Steve, Hello, Hi, Steve god Hello.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Let's see what we can do for you. Ten questions,
sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say pass. If you're wrong,
it's all over, but we usually have time to come back.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
For a second. Got a vibe on you, Steve. I've
got a vibe, Steve. I feel it.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Don Jonesy's weirdness put you off.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Something weird about it.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Okay, we're going to begin.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
You can do this, Steve.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Here we go, Steve, focus because we're about to begin.
He comes question number one? What number comes after fifty one?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Question to you? Just speak up?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
What color is a stop sign?

Speaker 6 (44:04):
Read?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Question three?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
What vegetable is using szeki? That's I mean, that's barb.
A good nose is cucumber goes into szekee.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Gosh, Steve, I had the.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Vibe puts you right off, and I apologize, Steve Press.

Speaker 8 (44:28):
I was just think.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
It's every man's my idea.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I set up a park.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
We get a park and it's full of like sand
and stuff, and we just get excavators and dudes.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Can come down and just move dirt from it there,
and then I like it. Thank Steve.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Fair enough looking for investors if anyone wants to chip in.
I'm looking forward to Rachel Griffith's news show. Madame do
you say madam?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Madam?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I think madam. She's the madam of a brothel.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Yeah, and and she starts running this brothel after she
catches her husband in one.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I'm gonna I'm going to get this. I'm going to
get this happening.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
If only she found him in a bank. Oh you know,
I'm going to run a bank.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
But the last time we had Rachel on the show,
there was a little bit of confusion.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Will we didn't have her on the show?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
No, but were the last time we crossed palms?

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (45:19):
And who would have thought that Paul Fatty Vorden would
be confused with Rachel.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Griffiths, sayes, Who would imagine that that could possibly happen?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
It did happen when producer Meg was trying to get
in contact with the fat man Paul Vorten to be
our mystery footy tipper.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
This is where things went awry.

Speaker 17 (45:36):
So I said, Hi, Paul, it's producer Megan from the
Jonesy and Amanda Breakfast Show.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I was wondering if you were free.

Speaker 17 (45:42):
This Thursday, because we would love for you to come
on the show and kick off our first segment for
the year of Mystery Footy Tipper. Let me know your
thoughts and call me if you have any questions.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Smiley face.

Speaker 17 (45:52):
Thanks, Megan very nicely, sat all right, And then I
get a text saying not sure how you got this number,
but please delete from your contacts, and I was like,
oh my gosh, USh anyways, and then I get also
meeg hann it's not Paul, but I read it as
it's not Paul to you because I don't really know
these NROL people.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
And I was like, oh my god, he's offended because
I called.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Him his first name and not fatty.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
Piece of the pub So I replied and said, it's
not like to be precious.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
So Megan doesn't know that know that.

Speaker 17 (46:25):
I replied, my apologies, Fatty thought it was polite to
use your first name, and then they replied he replied, wtf,
your job is to call people fatty.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Rachel.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Luckily, he is the nicest person in the world. And
who's joining us next, Well, we're about to see Rachel
Griffith's like we've never seen her before. She's back in
a brand new series called Madam, based on a woman
who finds herself living in New Zealand running an ethical
escort Agency's to all of us, Rachel.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
High, good morning.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
An ethical escort agency is an organic?

Speaker 12 (47:07):
Is its very organic? It's very it's very woke.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
This is this is for sure.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Can you have like a woke profile?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
You can try?

Speaker 12 (47:15):
And I think that's what makes this show fun is
there's a woman who's discovered in New Zealand after several
other side hustles.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Have not worked out.

Speaker 12 (47:24):
And I think most small businesses in Australia are started
by women and most of.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Them have kids.

Speaker 12 (47:29):
And it's how do I get you know, how do
I sustain this and have a work life on my
own terms? So she discovers that this line of business
is decriminalized legal in New Zealand and she thinks, oh,
that's interesting, goes to check one out and goes, oh,
this is a bit skanky. I thought it'd be a
bit nice. I've given it's all kosh, it's all above boards.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
All legit.

Speaker 12 (47:53):
So she decides that she's going to have a kind
of female empowered ethical.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Ethical escort agen yes, yeah, And does that make a
difference to the kind of clients that they get. I mean,
is it is it value added to the business or
you're the only one that cares.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
I think she cares.

Speaker 12 (48:16):
She cares about She probably cares about this more than
some of the women that work there. And I think
some of the women in our show actually really value
this kind of change of vibe, you know, particularly things
like she gets rid of the lineup, which is the
meat market business, you know, where you just why not.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Familiar with this? But what happens?

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Does that actually happen? I've seen it in movies.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Is that real?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I think so? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
And that's for the stats. So you walk in, take
a police lineup, and you choose who you want.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Do they have like I've never been into a brothel,
don't look like you're surprised.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
And do they have like a menu order something at
the top?

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Is it like.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
I I didn't.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
I went to a collective as part of my research.

Speaker 12 (49:06):
I went to a collective and women came to this
collective to talk to me about it. And I was
so slightly nervous about being photographed or see not that
I don't trust the media coming out of a brothel
and having to explain in you know, the headline and
the daily may or a client or a worker exactly.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I'm researching my show.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
But this is a real I mean the whole show.
It's a comedy.

Speaker 12 (49:29):
It's a key week comedy, and I think what makes
it fun is usually when this industry is portrayed in
drama particularly, it's kind of gritty and it's it's a
bit skanky, and it's exploitative. And even if it's kind
of looking at the dark side of this from a
kind of hybrid, well, it says it's worthy, but actually

(49:50):
it's something kind of a bit titillating. At the same time,
they're kind of having having having it both ways, you know,
That's that exactly. But this is a very female twist
because I think when we sit around talking about these
things sexes and all of that, or what you were
talking about.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Earlier that I don't think you can talk about about.

Speaker 12 (50:11):
The various desserts is we are laughing, right when women
talk about sex, we laugh, And yet when we see
it portrayed in these shows. It's it's always so like
nasty and duh and New Zealand's famous for its comedies,
so funny Queis are so funny, and I think it's
I thought were kind of the same species, you know,

(50:33):
but I think we have a really different sense of humor,
and I think the Aussie humor can say it's a
little bit put the knife in, you know that I
was only joking.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
If you're upset, it's like.

Speaker 12 (50:43):
We've we we rip each other, like we're siblings that
just want to want it to hurt a little bit.
But the kee we's like, oh sorry, cuz, oh that
would be too far, you know, and you kind of
believe like they don't want anyone kind of hurting at
the end of the you know, that taking the piss
out of each other, I warmer.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
I read someone and a sex work and be more
beneficial than a trip to a psychologist.

Speaker 12 (51:09):
Well this was This is an interesting discussion, I think
because I spoke to people in the industry and some
of them are like, you know, my best clients like
an extremely large man and he just cannot negotiate this
sexual space comfortably in any other way, and so you know,

(51:30):
she does the girlfriend experience and looks at him and
makes him feel good about who he is. There's other
you know, people with the disability, and you kind of
go for some people.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Would it not make you feel better? Give you, bake
you some dignity, dignity.

Speaker 12 (51:47):
And you feel sexy and like somebody looked in your
eye and went, you know you're hot?

Speaker 2 (51:52):
How good do you feel that? And in the NDA,
this is terrible, This is terrible.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
The taxpayer dollars.

Speaker 12 (51:58):
Are paying for sex work, but we'll pay three hundred
bucks for the psychologist.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
I think there'd be some people out there go I'll
tell you which one.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
It make me feel better. It makes sense.

Speaker 12 (52:07):
I think some moralistic about this kind of therapy. And
she's an intimacy and loneliness. Loneliness is an epidemic, and.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
It is a disease.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
It's classified as that.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Yeah, I as I remember the ads in the back
of the newspaper for various brothels around town.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
You never I always read them. And there was one
over there, there was one, and there was this one
and just said I will do what your wife or
girlfriend won't do. And I thought, well, if I took
a pack of chops and said, can you cook me this?

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Well, I reckon, that's more.

Speaker 12 (52:37):
You know, we think that's going to be some sexual kink,
but maybe it's actually cooking in the eyes and going.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Your heart baby, it's that.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (52:49):
One woman I spoke to she said a lot of
her clients were in their seventy late seventies. She had
a widower in his eighties and he doesn't want to
be ten years from his last you know said thing
and hold and loved.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
And the confusion of relationships. This is an easy and
easy way of getting what you need, an easy way.

Speaker 12 (53:06):
And some older women for whom that's just you know,
died ten years ago and you kind of go, well,
do you split up or do you go I still
have this need? And the other one was like, I
really don't, but love you, love our garden, love the dogs.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Sure, I don't know.

Speaker 12 (53:21):
Can we not be a bit more grown up about
how we how we can outsource many of the things
we need to speak?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Someone can take the bins out of.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Rachel. It's great to see and I'm glad everything's peachy. Bye.
After the misunderstanding, the producer me everything.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
So we have a big hug out there you.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
I was mortified.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Were you nervous when I was coming?

Speaker 1 (53:42):
She was little face?

Speaker 3 (53:45):
I came and I was like, okay, where is she?

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Where?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Where's the one?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I demented? She's gorgeous, not at all, madam.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Premier is tonight nine o'clock on Channel nine and nine Now.
Rachel Griffiths, thank you.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
For joining me.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I always love it his side. It's been so nice
to come in and your view, so I know it's incredible,
isn't it?

Speaker 12 (54:05):
Does it bringing people back to the office to go,
oh gee, do I have to leave my little flat
and come here?

Speaker 2 (54:10):
I know that's the only reason we're here.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
We should out of the view.

Speaker 7 (54:14):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 8 (54:20):
Good Radio on.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
I was anxious about your fuel situation.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Thanks for reminding me. Actually, thanks for reminding well.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
I mean, I don't know what to do with you.
You were just using the special toilety, the SD the
special Dunny and you didn't lock the door. Again. I
thought I walked past thing, but I said, Amanda, are
you in there?

Speaker 4 (54:43):
And you had yours and I said, you haven't locked
the door and it's full exposure toilet.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
The door opens and you're a long way from it. Yeah,
there's well inside. When I sat down, I clicked the
thing up that should lock it, wouldn't You think?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Why does? Why is that the other way?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
And you say, no, it's locked. And I had to
test it and I opened the door. I didn't get
the full crack, but pardon not when I opened the door. Well,
and now you found on.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
The way into work this morning. The last couple of day,
times i've been in my car, I'll get fuel the
next time i'm in. And often when i'm on the
way home, I've got to get home to do a
Wii or whatever, I have a lie down. I'm just
exhausted and over it, and I keep thinking I'll get
fuel tomorrow. I got in my car very early this morning,
twenty to five, and I saw that I had twenty

(55:29):
k's of fuel.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
How far away did from here twenty k's? Yeah? I
was anxious.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
But as I was driving, it was saying twenty five.
I thought my petrol tank is expanding, and then it
started going down and I was going, it's fifteen or
funny about that, But then it was seventeen.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
I thought I'm going to be okay because it's sloshing
around in your tank in the footwell, you have so
little fuel it's sloshing around, so the sensor doesn't know
what trying to work out what's going.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Well, I drove across the Harbor Bridge and into North
Sydney with my are so anxious. I came into the
building with I think five k's of petrol and as
I was driving across, my car was telling me refuel, refuel.
Where's an nearest service station? It said Haymarket, which is
back over the bridge.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I'm not going to make it.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
So this morning I got here five k's of fuel.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I'm sure. I said to you what do I do?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
And you said, drive over the bridge when I leave here,
I'm not going to risk You're driving over the Harbor
Bridge with no fuel.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
The Shell service station in Willemloo.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
I know what you mean.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
I'm not psychologically, I've been burnt before. I've run out
of petrol in the tunnel.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
I think there's a cowtext up the road.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Well I haven't. What if I get in and it's
dropped to zero.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Well, your car is running out of fuel right now.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Well, the thing is playing tricks on me.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Maybe we should get you a driver maybe you should
be like our transport minister.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Yes, I'll go to the Hunter Valley for London.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Share Notion podcast.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
The criteria for marritive first sight. You need teeth in
a lip filler. You need some sort of neck tattoo
or hand tattoo in its bosoms.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Does one person have all of that? Imagine what a
killer they'd be.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
So that's the wuld be.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
That's the new challenge.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
You need the terms one hundred percent? Are you going
to weave? In gas lighting and blindsided?

Speaker 4 (57:18):
And you've got your can set your contestant in married
at first Sight? The thing that I've noticed that they've
brought to the table more than any year is the
agog face.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
What are they goog at?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Just everything could be the water temperature a gog face.
You know, these are the people. This is the kind
of oh my god.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Yeah, but in phase four in faceful agg So last
night was the first inner party I saw the air? Yes, yes,
And have they ever comment on the food?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
You know, why don't they mix it?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
So the people from my kitchen rules provide having to
do the food for the agog faces of married at
first Sight?

Speaker 1 (57:53):
I think there'd be a lot of agg and you
could serve egg nog for the gog. I Tim and Katie.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
So these are the ones we talked about on the
first day. So Tim is a guy who who marries
Katie and the minute the wedding's over, his smiley smiley,
he takes a producer aside and says, she's not my type.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
I want out, Yeah, I want something smaller and blonder.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
And she's worked really hard to find some common ground
with him, and he won't tell her in words that
is not interested, but in his actions time and time again.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
And it's all off camera now. So this guy's gone
into hiding because everyone hates him. He's been accused of
gas lighting Katie. He accused of last night of not
getting to know him.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
I feel like I have opened up.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Only at all.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
I mean I don't maybe not in the way that
you've expected me to, but I feel like.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
My interest, my family, my job.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
And has she not asked him, Oh, do you fish?

Speaker 5 (59:03):
No?

Speaker 9 (59:03):
I've never fished. Really do I quit program once? I
don't like it, but I've just never really done it.

Speaker 16 (59:15):
I guess.

Speaker 9 (59:20):
Do you like being in photos? If I took fun
of you, I'm not the biggest photo person.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Kati give up, Katie. I'm sorry to say, a lovely lady.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
I don't have your heart broken over this is not
worth it.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Don't waste your time.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
M damn Nation bucks cash.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
That's what you will win if you're our favorite.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Goolie of the year thanks to Miselle's stocks and gravies.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
What have we got today?

Speaker 8 (59:55):
What gets my goalies is when the used by date
on a product is just impossible to find. You turn
it upside down all around, and it's just like, where's Wally?

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
It's so true. Absolutely, that is so true.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
He had to use by date too. Where's Wally at
two thousand and three?

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
When's yours? Check your emails?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Can you check my bottom? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Red spots special?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
What else?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
What gets my ghoulies is the rat tail haircut. I
just want to cut them all off.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
The style is gross than the name itself, I think,
and no one, no one has ever looked good or
clever in this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
They look dumb.

Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
They look stupid, I mean, not intelligent.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Do we not have enough bogains?

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
They like a pool start for a dickhead.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
It's a bit harsh. I had a rattail many years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Yeah, and then it blossomed into a mullet, the rat
tail begat the mullet.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
But how does a rattail become a mullet? Because is
a rat tail? Is it all apart from that? How
does everything else make sense?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
To grab the mullet first and then you yeah, did
you try and go the other way?

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Because at the time the mullet, when I had a mullet,
no one even had a name.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
It was just your hair. It was just your hair.
And I remember my wedding saying my mother, she said, oh,
Brendan gets your haircut. God's sake. I said this as
I grabbed the train of hair was hanging down my back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Four bridesmaids taking down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
This will never go out of fashion.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Yeah, but the rest is your hair longer than Helen's
at your wedding?

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
I reckon, yeah, easily, easily, longer easily.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
But I will say this, do you Rapunzel?

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Who do we know that's super duperd that's got a rattail?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Does anyone have the age of cost.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Had a grade one? Cost out a grade one?

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
The people who often have them have pet rats that
they on their shoulders.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Oh rat people like snake people never get them together
and with about him with the good of you.

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Watch you squirm.

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We put reduced speed for L and P players to
the pub test today and Chris from Colby addressed you, I.

Speaker 14 (01:02:18):
Reckon the speed limits should be dropped for LL and
P players as it is dead drive recklessly and just
a point for Jonesy.

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He said there's no difference between.

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Ninety or one hundred. If he's ever done a defensive
driving course, he would know there's a huge difference between
fifty and twoty five. Forget about ninety and one hundred
the stopping distance in Greece's Hello a lot.

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Yeah, good on your champ, I knew squirm again.

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Lets love it right Auto.

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That's enough?

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Well, gold needy or greedy is next with Doug you Phil.

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We'll be back for jam Nation from six to night,
so we'll catch you then see you then good.

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Day to you. Well, thank god that's over, good bye.

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