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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app well
on the podcast today.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
What an action pack show Many Fruits of the Pie,
Oh many.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
We speak about a woman who's on the way to
a Halloween party. She's dressed in an unusual costume. On
the way, her body decides now is the time to
give birth. She ends up in the birthing suite looking
a little unusual for.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Pub test Panthers resting their players, sixteen of them. That's
the whole side.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
And the Panthers are saying we're resting our healthy players
because that's our strategy. The head of Foxteller said, I
don't think that's fair for the fans.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Is it an ultimate flex? From Penrith's point of view,
We're going to put that to the pub where that good.
We don't have to put players on the field. Also
coming up, Jimmy Barnes.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Forty years since the Working class Man album was released and.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Forty seconds since I threw darts at Brendan Jones. He's
still feeling the pinch smart versus Dart. That's also part
of this podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Right now that a miracle of recording. We have so
many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Mistress Amanda and miss killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
The legendary part Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Congratulations, we are there right now.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I need you, Josey and Amanda. You're doing a great job.
Anyone biggest seiant. No good radio. Sorry but it's a
tongue tongue twist set and Amanda's shoot timing. We're on
the are top of the morning to you, Amanda, how
are you well?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
And you I am surprised that you haven't already brought
to the table with Guinness World Records celebrating its seventy birthday,
perhaps doing some sort of full record breaking attempt.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well, hell, I was just talking about that on the
news earlier. Is that they to celebrate their birthday Guinness
the records, not the drink of unvald seventy unclaimed records
up for grabs, one of them, the most high fives
in thirty seconds because no one has done that, like
people do. How to grow your fingernails while you're hanging
upside down on a trapeze.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, I won that one, but.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
No one's done the high fives and thirty seconds. You
could do one high five, I imagine, and you'd win the
record because there's no record.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I feel it's the domain of lame radio.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
If you do a world record, no know that wee
We done it twice, but that was years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
And they weren't lame. One was a little bit dodgy
because of.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
People longest underwater broadcast though that was amazing in a
shark We did our show underwater in a shark tank
with sharks.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
But the other one, how much ym Hi You could eat.
All you had to do. All you people had to
do was turn up, sit down at a certain point,
eat two yummy bits of Young Chart.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
There was three bits of Young Charts.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You only had to eat two of them.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
That's all you had to do.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
And we almost didn't make it. We had enough people there.
People wandered off, people didn't sit down, and the Guinness
people were monitoring this and if you didn't eat two,
we almost didn't make it. And then everyone stole the decorations.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Some people just date one and so I know that's
enough for me. We say it's not about you.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
When you diet and you can register to be in it.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
It wasn't just.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
People passing by, so people wanted to be in it
turned up we explained the rules so thoroughly time and
time again, and we almost didn't make it.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
You're the one that's always suggesting we do these fool things.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm only suggesting. There's only one I want to do.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
And you know that we're not doing.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
The bee's fascinated by the beard of.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Bee because the bear to bees weighed sixty kilos.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
But you sit down, you know it doesn't it got.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Sixty kilos of bees on you. We're not doing it.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
And it's as I said, the aforementioned it's the domain
of lame radio. Leave it a triple now, we're not
doing that. We've grown up. Okay, now, high five things.
I'm surprised you didn't do that because you're always walking
in high five.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I never high five, and you always boast that you
don't high five.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I don't high five.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I saw you do.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
A high five.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Lara Bingle. Now Lara Worthington walked in and you both.
When she discovered that you lived in the show, she
went whoa Shire and you high five? And I said,
I see, I see where all your standards show. She
attractive woman comes in and will high five Shire.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
She caught me unawares.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
You know, she's got an exuberant little face and I
couldn't say no to that.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't have a heart of stone.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Friend, you boast that you don't high five.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
We're not going to do that lame stuff. Instead, I'm
going to have a man to throw darts at me
for smart versus dark. Quite right, That's what we're about.
That's how we picked the footy tips these days. That's
coming up on the show. Also, Jimmy Barnes will be
joining us. Can you believe for the Working Class Man?
The album is forty years old?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Unbelievable? Can you believe that Jimmy is once again going
to be touring. He's going to be performing on the
forecourt of the Opera House? Extraordinary?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Do you write the forward to our book? Have you
read it?

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Have you read? Very nice words?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
And we can't do anything until we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
What movie featured a car with a number plate out
of time?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Gen Nation? Jen Y Rise here tracksuit pants Today are
see is wearing.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
You sound like Yoda tracksuit pants.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Well as your washing machine going. I'm presuming he's not working.
It's still leaking. Do you mean to come around? You're
on two big leaky things in there? Is it cross threaded?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Gen y Rye bought a washing machine in his little
housemates the other day.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
How patronizing his little housemates? Please and mid twenties his
own man.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Is trying to get the washing machine the hot and
cold taps in from the plumbing into from the taps,
and I think you've cross threaded it, Johnny, to come around.
Let's get into the magnificent seven seven questions? Can you
go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
If you do that, a man will say you speak
to my sons too, and it makes my toes curve.
You want me to come around? You want me to
do this? Do you want me to look?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Mate? Mate?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
That time Jack had.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
His phone stole on because he left it on the beach,
and I said, well mate, you did leave it on
the beach, or don't.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Do do it?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
You're back went to the police because it had find
my phone on it. We found it at a phone
repurposing facility really, and we told the police where it was.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
Then he said, a squad of guys like that where
they're doing that in Victoria with those guys, send the
squatter guys to get that guy.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Sonya's a Liverpool Hello, Sonya.

Speaker 8 (06:54):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
How are you very well? Question number one for you?
What movie featured a car with a number plate? Out
of time?

Speaker 8 (07:02):
Back to the future.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
What is the name of the drink made by mixing
ice cream with soft drink?

Speaker 9 (07:10):
Oh, it's We call it an ice cream soda in
New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Ryan soon, because he could hear your typing, and that's
what I think. The Americans call it an ice cream
soda too, but we call it something different.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
So you're just bashing away. What do we call it?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
So just we do in a moment, Bruce.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Is in your mind?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Bruce, good morning in Australia?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
What do we call ice cream with soft drink?

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Really?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Is it something?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Ryan?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Do you without giving the answer away? Would you know
the answer to this? Would you call it this?

Speaker 10 (07:57):
Well?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
We grew up with it being we covered the Democrat state.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Other countries call it a creaming soda, but we call
it something else. Podcast to Question number two is going
to Lisa in Silverdale.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Hello, Lisa, Hire, you going very well?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
What's the name in Australia of the drink made by
mixing ice cream and soft drink?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Have you got your pantaloons on? Lisa? Because we're going
to play hark? What is the name of this song?
If music be the food of love, play on hark?
What is the name of this song?

Speaker 10 (08:35):
This?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Will we give the song a Shakespearean makeover.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Indeed, let me grab my skull. Fine woman was a
fast machine. She kept her internal combustion motor clean. She
was the best down maiden that I ever did see.

Speaker 10 (09:00):
Yeah, you shook me all that long?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, well, Lisa, you know you're Shakespeare.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
This is multiple choice for you. Question four. Before he
was famous, Hugh Jackman worked as a birthday clown at
kids parties. What was his clown name? Was it a
Coco the Clown, b Wiggles the Wonderful or C Jangles.
I'll go with C Jangle Jangles.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Susi's in Marckville, Oh, Susie, Hi?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
So Hugh Jackman was a birthday clown at kids parties?
Was he Coco the Clown or Wiggles the Wonderful?

Speaker 8 (09:40):
Coco the clown.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I was you said that with a degree of authority.
Didn't know that. I just guess well.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
I thought Wiggles were the stupid one.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
He wasn't very good. He said he did no magic
tricks and was even told off by a six year old.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
And being terrible, as if anything to do with kids
and Wiggles would work.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Question number five for you, California Adventure Park is a
companion to which theme park?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Susie name a Yeah you.

Speaker 11 (10:11):
Disneyland?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Disneyland?

Speaker 12 (10:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Is not Berry Farm still around? I think so? I
think so.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
They had that roller coaster montes Ums Revenger going on.

Speaker 10 (10:22):
That.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Isn't that what you call when you get explosive DIARYCT?

Speaker 10 (10:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yes, no, I don't know what that ride is like?
Question number six. In Greek mythology, Medusa is famous for
turning anyone who looks at her into.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
What stone into stone?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Who is playing against the Bulldogs tonight at a Core Stadium?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Season seven?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Susie, this is it his name of team? Susie?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Any team?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Give me three seconds? Sorry, Susie, big fan?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
The leak Aaron is in Barraw.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Aaron, Hello, there you going?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Who the Bulldog's playing tonight?

Speaker 8 (11:11):
The Bulldogs are playing? Is it the broadcast?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Sorry, Josh is in more Bank. Do you know who
the Bulldogs are playing tonight?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
They take on the Path right actually, and a whole
lot of the players in Penrith are being rested. And
the head of Fox Cell is saying that's not fair.
It's letting the fans down. We might look at that pub.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Teest who wouldn't watch that game that's going to be
a great game.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Well, you expect a great game, but if your a
team's not there, you're letting it fans down.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Teams, the team's the team. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Well, the team is the team that you like the team.
But if you're looking at the balist teams at the team.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I don't care.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
You're looking at the team, yeah, but I'm looking at
the team.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
It's all about the team.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
So if the Tea Ladies came on as part of
the team, you'd be.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Happy to watch that too, And in the Shark's case,
they might do a right. Congratulations you've won the jam pack, Aaron.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
It's all coming your way.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Two hundred dollars to spend at Bay Vista Dessert by
world famous desserts at Bavis to Paramatter and brighton the Sands,
a double pass to the life of Chuck Charles Krantz,
a genre bending life affirming journey and Jonesy demuntic character.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
She was feed to color and some standard pencils and
think you'd like to add to this. Thank you very much, Josh,
Well you station call signy is a background noise as well.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
This is not at all congratulations, well done Jonesy and
Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
And all the parents had to hold up signs of
reproductive all this and my wife's holding up aside, this
says Scroch. She takes it to the airport when she
became well, what a beautiful morning, Tad Windy, but a
beautiful morning. Are the jamanac with thumbing through that? It's
our big the musical facts on this day.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
In two thousand, Leanne Rhymes released the hit Can't Fight
the Moonlight? You know that song? Of course they do.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
The track became an international hit after it was used
as the theme song.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
For that movie Is It Clarie Ugly Very good?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
That girl there, even becoming Australia's best selling single of
two thousand and one.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
However, single Leanne Rhymes.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Had a wardrobe malfunction while performing last month. And when
I say wardrobe, I mean teeth.

Speaker 13 (13:15):
So last night I was on stage in the middle
of one way ticket.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
I fill something pop in my mouth.

Speaker 8 (13:23):
And if you've been around you know I've had a
lot of dental surgeries and I have a bridge in
the front and it fell out.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
A bridge too far bridge. Well, she is a country
music performer.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
After all, you wanted to lose some teeth, buy a
dog and to pick up and lose some teeth.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I lost my teeth, but she laughed it off and
we can always have this gem.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I must say this. Your hair is on point today.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
I had it done yesterday.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Is this because Barnsy's coming in later? Barnzy has on
the phone phone today, you know that.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
But it's a it's a uh zoom zoom. You'll see
my hair, h of course you will. The headphones mack up.
It doesn't matter what you do with your hair. You
put headphones on and you may as well just have
bad hair, don't you find Well, why I'm I asking you?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
What do you say? Nothing? What do you say nothing?
What is that anything?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Let's talk about something else. When you go into labor,
you don't always expect the timing of it as much
as you imagine that you'll be in the comfort of
your own home. You'll feel some twinges, your waters might break,
and the comfort of your own kitchen on a floor
you can clean, and you go this, I'm off to
the hospital. Doesn't always happen.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
About that lady the other day that she went into
the hospital gave birth to the baby, was starving to death,
asked the nurse out, can I have something to do it?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
And they said, well, you didn't order anything. Well, I
didn't think I'd be giving birth to a baby today.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
There's lots of stories around about when you get into
the point end of your labor, of your pregnancy. Some
women talking about carrying a bottle of lemonade with them
or something so that if your waters break at the
shops or something like that, you say, you smash the
bottle next and say I've just spilt some lemonade. Why, well,
to cover the embarrassment this is this isn't necessarily what

(15:04):
I would do.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
That's old school, Yeah, old school, because nowaday women would
be bad honor.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I've prayed them rewards. Look at me, Queen.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Woke, we're still going on with all that, or well,
not everyone feels like that, but not everyone can predict
the timing. Imagine. This woman has taken to kid Spot
to talk about what happened to her when she went
into labor. It was Halloween. I'm going to show you
a picture Brendan Is. She's in hospital just after giving birth. Jeez,

(15:35):
Shrek the Grinch she's got. She's dressed, full face paint,
everything as the Grinch. She's got a hospital gown on,
she's got markings on her face, she's got full green face,
she's got a beard, she's got the whole Grinch thing going.
And she said, I was wheeled into the EI in
full costume on Halloween, full Grinch face, green hands, Santa

(15:59):
suit and onion in my hand. And it reminded me.
We've spoken about this before. Kirsty Alli from Cheers from
Three Men in a Bay be she that famous.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Actress Christie Yes passed away. Now, yeah, that's that's true.
But she said both her parents were killed in a
car accident. Yeah, and she was with her sister in
the hospital when all.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
This was taking pay. That was Halloween as well.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Once again, this was on Halloween.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
My sister and I we were all sitting in this
waiting room and we were sobbing.

Speaker 12 (16:32):
And as I'm crying, I said, my sister's here.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
And I wasn't looking at her, but I said, where
were they going?

Speaker 3 (16:36):
And she said to a Halloween party? And I said,
what were they dressed? Ass? And she said the odd couple?

Speaker 2 (16:44):
What odd couple, Walter mount Allen, Jack Lemon Well, what
were their costumes?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Exactly? She said, Mom was a black girl, and dad.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Are the Cooklock's grand member and the whole family.

Speaker 12 (16:55):
I guess it had heard this conversation and we.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
All started laughing, and it was the greatest tribute that
you could.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Give my mother.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
So we've spoken about this. That is this how you
turn up at the Pearly game. She's in blackface and
he'sress as a clan member, and you'd be saying, I'm
also saying to the to the the emergency workers, he's
dressed as a clan member. This is why I don't
judge him. He's not a member of the clan. Yeah,
bad timing to be in a car accident.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
I'm very mindful of my underwear as a motorcyclist. Clan underwear, underwear.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Remember Ossie bum They sent me a whole range of
underpants and there's some pretty fruity sort of underpants like
smell the just fruity looking like this pink underwear. And
then there's this other one. It's like a Japanese sumo underpant.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
So it's got this elasticized waist and yeah, and it's
got like it's not a g string, but it's like
a lap.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Lap and I'll say she bit at the front. It's
kind of comfortable. But anyway, and I've actually had this before.
I'm lying on the side of the road.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Waiting for the ambulance to come, and I've actually thought
what sort of underwear.

Speaker 10 (18:02):
Am I wearing?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
I don't want to be judged.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I want to because when I've got cleaned up that
big accident in Newcastle, they just will wielding me through
the John Hunter hospital there.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
But have you been to that hospital? No, huge, It's
like a shopping setter.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
But they're just wheeling me through the food court and
I'm just in underpants, reasonable underpants, and I'm just so
out of it on morphine and people are just eating
their chicken schnitzel watching me go.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Past so least he's got. Nurses are all over for me.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
They're like, you'll be right, mate, don't worry, but I'm
going to I can we put a blank And I
couldn't put the blanket on me because.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
I was so out of it.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
On out of your underpants?

Speaker 3 (18:37):
My back was broken.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I was once shopping pumpkin because I'm left handed, you say,
I cut things like the Swedish chift from the Dreadful Muppets,
and I sliced right down to the bone. And I
had my hand over the sink and our hot water
had been off, so I hadn't showered and I just
had pretty much tracks it. Oh, no unders anything, And
I thought, I can't go to hospital like this, So

(19:00):
I wrapped my hand up in a tea towel, and
despite the discomfort, I put underpants on for exactly that.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Reason, exactly reasonable underpeds.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Well, I just put undies on, is it? But they
weren't going to be cutting my clothes off or anything.
But I didn't want to go to and I didn't
want to phone any medical assistance without undies on.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah, but you're on your sexyies.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I wouldn't got changed into lingerie obviously crust Sunday.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
So look at my finger, look at this. Get some
of this I would have done.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
That didn't happen, Brandon, And they say why you dressed
like the grinch?

Speaker 3 (19:37):
I say, I'm not. It's fourteen to seven, So think
about that extraating.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Think about that when you're getting dressed this morning.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Because let's get on down to the jersey. The matter
ars of the pub test. The Panthers resting most of
their team against the Bulldogs. Does it pass the pub test?
You and I usually see eye to eye on most subjects.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Well, this is interesting. Let's just get to the nut
of the story. Ivan. Clearly, the Panthers coach is resting
sixteen stars for the match. That's more than run onto.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
The field the whole side, that is all.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
That's pretty much the whole side. So the big origin stars,
the big heroes of the team won't be playing. They'll
be watching from the stands. They're not injured, they'll be
watching from the stands. Patrick Delaney, who's the Foxtel boss,
has spoken about his disappointment, saying that TV viewers will
be robbed of of a great Thursday night NRL game.
He said, I can understand Penriis management has finals in mind.

(20:32):
But of all the Australian sports, NRL and the teams
of the NRL have a real sense of looking after
the fans. Fans have been looking forward to this game
and looking forward to another blockbuster. That's what people want,
going to the game and watching the game. What's interesting
is they have this thing in the States. This happened
a few years ago with the NBA. The basketball a

(20:52):
similar issue and they have implemented a player participation policy
to protect the integrity of its competition. So under its
guidelines this is with the NBA, teams are required to
seek approval from the league to rest their healthy star players.
The rules prohibit at multiple stars from sitting out the
same game, avoiding what's happening with the Panthers.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
NBA is different to NRL though, and I was a
more physical game. And also Penrith are specialists in Grand finals.
They've won the last four, so they're going to go
into this game like what are they?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Seventh of the moment? Bulldogs.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
They've got all the skin in the game. So the
Panthers psychologically are saying, you know what's here?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
What champs?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
You guys run out there and we're just going to
put a B side, so called B side out there,
and psychologically is great. Who would not watch this game?
In fact, there's more reason to watch this game because
of this.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
I'd be looking at some of the comments online about this,
and some people are saying, I'd hate to be a
fan playing paying top dollar to go to that game
for a penwith fan. Others are saying, look, I get it,
why risk their players?

Speaker 3 (21:55):
This is interesting.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Someone has said the Panthers have determined they're unlikely they're
not going to finish top four, so anywhere between fifth
and eighth, it doesn't make a difference where you come
between fifth and eighth, So why risk an injury exactly
any of their players? But then, is that the spirit
of the game to take your whole team off?

Speaker 14 (22:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
I think dissipation. It's about the team though.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
That's club, not team. He's taking the team offs the club.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
If you the Sharks put all the tea ladies out
there in Sharks colors, I'd still watch that game.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
It doesn't they not at all.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
When they're not injured. They just want to sit and
be fresh.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
It's all part of the strategy.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, how do you I.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Can't believe that no one else could see that.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Well, they are seeing it, but not everyone agrees that
it's It's very watchable.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
I would challenge any Panthers fan.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
There is no way a Panthers fan would sit there
and say I'm not watching that because.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Notthan's not going to the game.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
I'd still go.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
To that game, and for more reasons to go, because
then you see all these up and coming stars and
you go, I remember where I was when old mate
got that try and proved himself.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Or when they got smashed by the bulldog. Either way,
Penyth resting pretty much the whole team against the Bulldogs?
Is this past the pub test?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
It's your dream forty years for the working class man?
Can you believe that? Do you remember where you were.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
When it came out in nineteen eighty five?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
But that album just had hip after him? What about
Ida to be with You Tonight?

Speaker 12 (23:28):
I love?

Speaker 10 (23:33):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
We should be playing this more? Why are we playing
this book? What about Drive the Night Away? That on
that same album? This is on the same album.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
It's going to be an amazing content.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
We're going to go put on you here. What's the
track on that album that you love? Heaps Heaps.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Is this on a suit?

Speaker 3 (23:52):
No second prizes on this as well? Okay, but what's
a deep cut track?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I love Heaps on that album that most people wouldn't
know about.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
I don't know the play, I don't know the album list.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I'm going to say it was a little known Cold
Chisel song that Barnesy recorded.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
You know this one Daylight? You're right hit after hit
after him, poor killer, no filler. Farns is going to
be joining us this stuf hour. Also, the pub test
is coming up.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Panthers resting most of their team against the Bulldogs? Does
this pass the pub test? Your calls are coming up
next on gold Sham Notion podcast When I'm gone, I
wanted to get up right now, your windows.

Speaker 11 (24:38):
Your head on a yell.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Down to the jonesy demand of arms for the pub
test Today, Panthers resting most of their team against the Bulldogs.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Does it pass the pub tacks.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Or resting sixteen players the bench the whole thing. All
those big players will be watching the game from the stands.
The Panthers aren't going to make the top four, so
they've made the decision to rest their big players. They're
healthy big players, so rips for risk of injury. I'm
assuming Patrick Dulaney, who's head of Foxtel, has said that

(25:12):
he's disappointed. Of course he would be because he's wondering
about the viewership. But he said that the NRL owes
it to fans to put out your best team.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Patrick, I'll say to you, don't worry. I'll be watching it.
I wouldn't have watched this game otherwise. But you're going
to see all these guys. There's a few deboots tonight
playing on this game. It's going to be great.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
You got Billieve Phillips and Zach Lippowitz. They're making their
debuts in the States. I imagine the day in twenty
years time when you go, I remember when that kid,
when Billy made his debut or Zach made his debut,
that's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Well, interestingly, in the States, the NBA the basketball had
a similar issue a few years ago.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
So that's NBA.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
So let me just explain what they do. This isn't
but the philosophy of this is interesting. They have implemented
a player participation policy. Under these guidelines, teams have to
get approval to rest healthy star players, and you can't
rest a batch of them.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
At once. Everyone is going to be watching this game tonight.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Well, Panthers resting most of the team against the Bulldogs.
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 8 (26:11):
Oh that's for me, rapping yourselves up in cotton.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
I'm all ready for this.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
At the business end of the season passes a part.
Peers from the game for the game.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
If you're watching a game, whether it's the a listeners
that everyone knows the love or it's the the listeners who.

Speaker 10 (26:25):
Everyone has to get to know in love.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
It's sixteen then one team, one game.

Speaker 10 (26:30):
So I think about you're not going to make the
first fall and it's a good choose to give the
boot team some good experience for next year. It does
I want a five tea, so yes please.

Speaker 12 (26:40):
And if it was any other.

Speaker 8 (26:41):
Team like Camera, there would be no problem. It's the
factor that satana.

Speaker 12 (26:44):
I agree with Josie.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
I'd love to say the up and coming young plays
give it a crack. I think it's good.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, what about you know Bulldog's legend Steve Price, Riley
Price is making his day. Oh wow, that's a big deal.
You know Steve Price who was with the Bulldogs. His
son is going up against them. This you can't write
this stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Okay, Well, I look forward to seeing what happens tonight.
I look to seeing who the dart will pick as
the winner for tonight's game.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Me not so much.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I'm looking forward to Barnzy. We're in the Barns. He
zoned for the next fifteen minutes. That's coming up next, jam.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Well, Jimmy Barnes. What an incredible man. He's just released
a documentary, Working Classman. He's also embarking on the Working
Classman fortieth anniversary.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Tour, and the great man joins us right now. Jimmy Barnes, Hello.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Hello, Question number one, Jimmy good. Where do you get
your energy? Is it the food that Jane cooks for
your Your energy is quite extraordinary? How do you manage it?

Speaker 12 (27:45):
I think it's a lot to do with what Jane
cooks for me. You know, she gives me the best,
the best of the best. You know, she grows beautiful
vegetables and feeds them to me. You know, she's an
incredible cook because she you know, and it's just one
of those things. I just I'm hyperactive. You know that
I'm hyperactive, and you know I've always been in this way,
and adhd you know really and and OCD.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
When you had ADHD and you had OCD, you got
to join ac DC.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, c DC, and we're happy for that.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Made that picture on Instagram of you and Teddy with
the cover of Working class Man, that just maybe me.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Feel so happy.

Speaker 12 (28:24):
He's so awesome, you know, he just just wants to
be a part of every and and he's I like
the way he was filling in the little, the little,
the these so it looked to look like musical, like crotchets.

Speaker 10 (28:33):
You know.

Speaker 12 (28:34):
So he's already got his autographic work much better than mine.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
When A Working class Man came out, it was a
difficult time for you because your cold Chisel, the sanctitary
of cold chisel, you'd left that, and so.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
You're out there on your own. How it was traumatic?

Speaker 12 (28:49):
How do you feel, forty years on looking back at
it still a bit traumatic? It was a you know
what because I'd me body Swerve and body Swerve went
to number one, but Body Swerve I just banged it
now and it was a real raw rock and roll record,
and I thought that would just you know, bridge the
gap from me when I was going into making or
getting to to put out work for the working class man.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
It was like make or break.

Speaker 12 (29:12):
Really, I thought, if I don't do this record right,
you know, my career can go either way.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
It can go downhill or just or can just fade
off it oblivion.

Speaker 12 (29:19):
And then it was just you know, I have to
put it out and see what happens, to see and
see how it works.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
You're going to be in the fore court of the
opera house. I mean, you are so everyone.

Speaker 12 (29:30):
Well, you know, the thing is that I've been roamed
that it's fifty nearly fifty five years. I've been touring
and uh and it's uh and you know, I literally
played for everybody you know, individually in this country. I reckon,
I've been in their backyards at barbecues or bloody oh
you know, I've been run out of their towns, you know,
you know I've been I've been sort of I played
for everybody individually. So I've sort of got a connection

(29:52):
sort of emotionally and personally with everybody.

Speaker 10 (29:54):
You know.

Speaker 12 (29:55):
People have seen the best of me and the worst
of me, and I haven't hid it. And you know,
so what you see is what you're getting. And I
think people can can appreciate that. And I've never put
myself up on a pedestal. I've never thought I was
better than anybody because I'm a rock and roll singer.
I just think that's what I do for a living,
you know, uh, and and and and I've seen people
on the street.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
So I'm just like you.

Speaker 12 (30:12):
If you're going to be a mechanic, do it really well.
If you're going to be a plumber, do it well.
If you're going to build rose, do it really well.
Put your heart into it and enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
And that's that's what I do.

Speaker 12 (30:19):
And I think people can recognize that, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
For sure. And and thank you for writing the forward
to our book. We really appreciate that. That's such a
nice pleasure because we love you guys.

Speaker 12 (30:29):
Look for I've got case Savrano there with me too,
which would be great because I've seen Kate since right
back when.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
We did that first record.

Speaker 12 (30:35):
I've watched her career blossom and grow, and you know,
she's she's an incredible girl. We might do a couple
of songs together on that show.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Good great. Sign us up for tickets to see Jimmy
Barnes at the Opera House. Head to Jimmy Barnes dot com.
Jim Thank you for joining us.

Speaker 10 (30:49):
Love it.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Talk to you guys all the best. Take care, love
to join.

Speaker 12 (30:52):
Yeah, nowhere, she's done cooking.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I've got to Jonesy and Amanda podcast. We do need
your drag name Brindover, Hailey, David.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Some colors read that without three really smart versus dart
is coming out.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
This is how I picked the footy tips by throwing
darts at Brendan Jones, who's in protective gear holding balloons
of the various teams. Sometimes bad things can happen Sharks
and the Titans.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Oh no, you've got to dart.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Just below the box and you're groin.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Don't have to being target that era. Don't panic.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Brandon also will be on Instagram Live if you want
to watch the mayhem that's happened before eight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Do you have to use your speaker phone in public? No,
thanks to the New Yorker. There's the only times that
you can use your speakerphone in public. And we'll talk
about that next Jones.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Podcast. Gold Well I went for it seven. Hello there,
it's Jonesy.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Demand of sunny today, twenty degrees in the city.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
And our West.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Thursday, eight August a stroke twenty twenty five and I'm
just leaving the clock.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
You buy that off sixty minutes, so.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
You know, I'm John Farnham.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
I'm everywhere. It's nineteen to eight. What do you think
about people that you speak of phones when they're in public?
You don't do no.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
But I've got a good friend whose phone was broken
and she'd sometimes come away with me, or I'd go
away with her, and she had to pretend she was working,
which she was, but it meant that I had to
hear her work conversations, yeah loud, and she worked. You know,
she's got a catering company, so she was doing bookings
for things and she was all on the speaker. I
found it quite fascinating.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
It seems to be an old demographic that does this well.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
She didn't midle white women seem to walk around speak
a phone on sailor. Jerry, my mate, he will be
abroad and he'll get some random on FaceTime.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
In the background it will ring me, Jonesy, this is
my friend that I just met. I hate hate that.
I hate that because then you look like a real
bum hole because you're rude to them. Jerry. I don't
want to be a partner, No, you don't even want
to talk to Jerry.

Speaker 10 (33:07):
No.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I love talking to Jerry, but I don't talk to anyone.
You don't want to do this. The New Yorker.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
I like the New Yorker, you know my New Yorker.
I always go in for the on Instagram. Their caption competition,
you're good at that. Well, largely it's all Americans, and
they don't do irony that well, so I'll put in anyway.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
But they have come up with a three of the best.
Well they've got a bunch of reasons here, but that
some of them are laying. But when it's acceptable be
on a speakerphone in public, three favorites. You're walking in
the woods, mother nature.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Can be really distracting when you're on your phone, So
a hike is the perfect time to put your conversation
on speaker.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
So I could be a part of it, but no
one else can he just you?

Speaker 15 (33:50):
Just you?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay? That I would accept that and also would stop murderers.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
You know what, a lot of people say that if
you're walking through a bad part of town, get on
your phone and I'll give you a bit of succor.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Or if you're coming out of court, have you seen
all the footballers. Everyone does the phone and look make
it look like you're busy, and I can't talk to
journalists on the phone.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
What I do is, I'm morgused.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
When you're out of court, I just ring the police
straight away, just ring Triple I, and just how on
something might happen.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Oh, they love that.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
You're in a castaway situation. You stranded on a desert islands.
You're still getting phone receptions, your phone battery is.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
At ten percent.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
If there was every time to chat with your loved
ones on speaking this is it now that makes sense?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Or you can talk to a volleyball and look like
an idiot.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Oh, I annoy my family by being on the speakerphone
when I'm in the kitchen, so all they hear are
clanging pots and things. But I need my hands for
you to make those noises.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
You are having a heart to heart conversation. Your daughter
is in the middle of a bit of divorce and
she has no one to turn to you but you
and the strangers in the elevator.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
That's fair enough to us.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
We are doing this on Instagram Live if you'd like
to join us. This is where I throw to Brendan
Jones to pick the football winners experts Schmack experts, darts
are the way to go. The universe speaks through me
at the moment though I'm not doing so well. Smart
throughout the year is winning twelve to ten. But I'm
almost up there.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Just by showing show, it just goes to show.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
So we are up to round twenty six.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Get it on.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Let's see what happens, Brendan. The first game, Grab you
your balloons.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
The game that everyone's going to be watching. It's the
Panthers versus the bulldog.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Just stand back against the board there, please, who do
the darts? Pick the Panthers? All the bulldogs? Move them around,
cross them over a little bit. Oh sorry, Oh I'm
not ving it. Sorry everyone off. Oh that got you
in the show. Don't move them too much. Okay, I've

(35:59):
picked the bulldogs there. Okay, the Warriors and the Eels.
The experts have picked the Warriors here, Warriors, Okay, I've
picked the Warriors there. All the universe has storm and
the Roosters. Oh that one got you right in the face.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
I do apologize. I'll come on.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Oh sorry, let me just throw it. No, don't come
too close. Stand back don't patronize me, Brendan. Okay, the
Roosters that got that one. The next one up is
the Raiders and the Tigers. Raiders are supposed to be
getting this one. Where will the dart go?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
That went straight into the Who were they? The Raiders?
Dragons and the Sea Eagles the experts? Excuse me? Can
you just pull that dart out of my arm?

Speaker 10 (36:50):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Wow, that was in your should.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
This is the Dragons versus the Sea Eagles.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
The Dragons have been predicted to.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yes, apparently they will because I've picked them. Cowboys and
the Broncos. The Broncos have got the tip from the experts.
What will the dart find? I don't recognize what colors
they are, so I don't know who I'm aiming for.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Okay, who were they? That was the Broncos, Thank you.
The Sharks.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Another one o. The Sharks and the Knights. The Sharks
are opposed to win. But let's see what the universe does. Oh,
look at the board behind you, it's covered all right.
The Sharks got okay, don't fall over. Oh you've got

(37:40):
a dart in your leg. Anyway, The Sharks have been
picked for that one. The Dolphins Dolphins and the Titans.
The Dolphins are supposed to be getting this fine going
from the Titan.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Okay and you I Hannah, I am home.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Oh oh, we've got two more darts left, the Titans
and the Okay, okay, I have picked the Dolphins and
that's it. Those are the tips. My special tips be
up on our socials if you'd like to see what
those tips are.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Look, you've still got one stuck there on your leg.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Oh it's exhausting. I'm exhausted. Time for a cup of tea.
Thank you for joining us.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
We've been watching on Instagram live all those results a show. Yeah, well,
would you mind helping me?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
So all those results Brendons, all those results will be
on our socials.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
We are a great carry away.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
So podcast.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Instance and Amanda's Screa fulls ten questions sixty seconds on
the clock. You can pass if you don't know an answer.
We'll come back to that question. If time permits. You
get all the questions right, one thousand dollars and then
then you can make it.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Two thousand dollars by answering one bonus question. But it's
double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Ask Corey if Campbelltown remember Corey, he won the thousand
bucks and.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
You lured him into risking it all for a bonus question?

Speaker 7 (39:08):
Illino empty Cory, I think the Bulldogs are going to
win this tonight against the Panthers.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
A great consolation for it, Corey. Who needs money?

Speaker 3 (39:15):
When you've got that from Corey? We go to Josh
of Eastwood.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Hell, Josh, Hey, hoy.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Doing good? Josh? How are you?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
We've got ten questions. We've got sixty seconds. If you're
not sure, say passed. We might have time to come back. Okay, okay,
cool Josh, here we go. He comes. Question number one?
What day is it today?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Question two?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Brie Camembert Ricotta, types of what?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Question three?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Buzz light?

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Here is a character in which movie story?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Question four? What planet is known as the Blue Planet? H?
Question five? The AFL Grand Final is held at which stadium?

Speaker 12 (39:55):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Question six? In which city would you find the Spanish steps?

Speaker 6 (40:00):
Spain?

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Oh, that's a tricky one.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
They're in Rome. Ah, You're a famous tourism spot and
famous landmark in Rome. The planet that's known as the
Blue Planet, David atten Brad a whole series named after
its Earth planet Earth. Oh, of course, And if you're
watching the AFL Grand Final. It's always held in the
same field, just for same stadium.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
It's the McGing Your brain got the better of you
somewhere along there. Thank you for playing, Thanks for having
us carry on mate. Yesterday we spoke about International Dog
Day and everyone raving about how much they love their dogs, and.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yet not every dog deserves a day.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Well, then last night I came across this about a
particular cat.

Speaker 11 (40:53):
Cats are known for bringing unwanted things home, like mice
or birds. But Leo or Leonardo da PINCHI, he's give
him his full name is a bit different. He's literally
a cat burglar with a preference for high end fashion.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
The fearline filter is the terror of his.

Speaker 11 (41:08):
Auckland, New Zealand neighborhood, raiding clothes lines and bedrooms for
expensive items such as silk boxes, wall socks and cashmere
jump As his owner says, the neighbors are very understanding,
but she's getting tired of returning the purloined good.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Where do you use imagine that?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Have you knock on the neighbors door these your boxes
day after day?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
The person writing that auto Q fall asleep beneath thesaurus.
What the news just right. The thief for sure.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
The feline filter. They love a bit of a literation.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Goodness, you know, it always makes me think about I
love cats. We had two cats. They have since passed away,
but I always think about Pinky cat, Pinky the cat.
Remember Pinky the cat? And is that right on American?
You know he's a bit of a hero. He's squatted down,
he goes Pinky.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Was it an animal refuge for adoption?

Speaker 3 (41:55):
For adoption? And this guy he's doing a bit of
a flex gun. We've got cats anyway, Ryan, We've got
it there. Surely.

Speaker 12 (42:01):
If this is Pinky, he's a male yet domestic, short hair,
he's available for adoption.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
He's pairt of the week, Classic County Animals. It's a
very loving Catinky Pinky, Well, we wol cat on our hands.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
It wrapped itself around the inside of his leg and
just hung on and biting.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
So good, I mean so terrible. That's dreadful.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
But we slagged on the dogs yesterday and everyone joined in.
And you love your pets for sure. Let's do it
again today. My cat, the ahole.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Cat on our hands.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Dob in your cat, our late cat rufus all you'd
ever do. We'd buy a new lounge and he'd look
at it and just scratch away head. And he'd look
at me while I was doing it.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
You know, our neighbor's cat comes in.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
I quite like it.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
It was scratching our furniture.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
The neighbour's cat. What's going on? And what does your
dog do? Just sit there and look.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Well, we stopped the dog barking at it because we
thought the cat was It's cute.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Now I regret it, Okay, we.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Dished it out to the dogs yesterday, so we thought
it was only fair that we dished out to the cats.
Tribal drum is beating for my cat.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
The a hole I could option is a beautiful cat.
Carol is with us Illo. Carol, tell us about your cat.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Hi minded her, Jamesy. We had. She was part sayings
and part ferrel and every time you turned it late
on she would just attack you. She was, Carol.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
You turned the light on.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
Yeah, you put the light on, especially in light and
you know our call and you turn the light on
and next time you've got this cat attacking you.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
So that'd be It's like a horror film. So you
should just jump out at you from nowhere.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Oh yeah, what what would.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Happen if for other people in the room, So you
switched the light on, where the cat attacked the person
switching on the light, or anyone in the room.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
The cousins switching on the lake She was with a
taxing Wow, she was an old ludd eye.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Did you like electricity?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Maybe it was a teen Maybe we going to a
teen's room. Was a light on at the crack of
noon and curtain's drawn?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Thank you, Carol joined us, I tell us about your cat.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Oh hello.

Speaker 16 (44:30):
I grew up on the North Shore, which is pretty leafy,
and we had a little cut who was a bit
of a huntress, and she often brought things in overnight,
usually through a mom's bedroom door, which we left open
a little crack, and we got up one morning to
find her overnight kill was actually a baby red belly

(44:52):
black snake. Yeah, lucky, it was dead, and we were like, oh,
what is that funny little pink lizard no legs, and
then turned it over and we could see that it
was black on the back.

Speaker 8 (45:04):
We're like, oh, my goodness, that's a red belly black snake.

Speaker 12 (45:08):
Baby.

Speaker 16 (45:08):
And of course where there's a baby, there's obviously a
parent mother.

Speaker 8 (45:13):
Yeah, so we were like, oh, I'm sure we should
be closing that door at night time from now on. Yeah,
so that was pretty random.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Crime rights on The crime rates on the North Shore
aren't that.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
High, but still, was you rather a burglar or a
red belly black snake in your house?

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
It's a very good conundrum.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
The tribal drama is beating my cat the a hole
Matt has joined.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Hello, Matt, tell us about your cat.

Speaker 10 (45:52):
Yeah, I had a beautiful little black cat years ago
and well decided he's going to sleep in through the
neighbor's doggie door and persuaded to start a fight with
the neighbor's cat at two o'clock in the morning underneath
their day. And then when the neighbor rounded in, we pading.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Ah, how do you make up for that?

Speaker 10 (46:15):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Just so yeah, sorry, everyone to be a boxer beer involved.

Speaker 10 (46:23):
Yeah, he cost me, cost me a box of cree And.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Thank you, Matt. It's funny.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Oh my kale was just meant to be a decoration.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
You don't know where you heard that fun fact on
this very show When I told you that.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Where did you say that you listen to a word?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
I sung the stuff you learned the tribal dramas beating
my cat the a hole.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
We enjoyed slagging off dogs yesterday, so we thought we'd
make it even.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Renee is with us.

Speaker 8 (47:00):
Hello, Hi, good morning guys, Good morning cat. My cat's
name is Ziggy Starter, and he he one day. He
used to get out all the time, and you know,
be in neighborhoods, houses and things like that. I could
never keep him in. But one day he was suspended
from my kid's school because he walked un to the school,

(47:21):
strutted through the school library and they had to catch him,
and they delivered him home to me strapped in the
office lady's baby car seat.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Like a feeline Hannibal lecture.

Speaker 8 (47:36):
So she knocked on the door and I went, oh
my god, I've got four kids and he's my worst.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Through the library. That's fantastic. Thank you. Kim has joined Kim,
tell us about your cat.

Speaker 15 (47:49):
Hi, I am met a guy and he already had
this most beautiful chinchilla persian.

Speaker 8 (47:55):
But stay over and you hear this row in.

Speaker 15 (47:58):
The middle of the night, and she would just latch
onto you when you were acting glass of water or whatever.
But she used to take a particular dislike to certain
friends and would sit there and do exactly the same thing.
And in the end he gave it to the an
old fell at the back. He thought she was the
most beautiful cat, but she was a nasty, nasty piece
of work that would actually the only way to get
her off was to just pick her off.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Yes, wow.

Speaker 15 (48:21):
And I'm not really a cat person, but I never
had been since then.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Funny how that can put you off.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Thank you. You could have come round if it was nice.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Hello, Donna, tell us about your cat.

Speaker 9 (48:33):
Hi, guys, My cat, Howard loves to pee on my bed,
especially if I'm in my bed and I wake up
to him scratching, and then I yell at him like, Howard,
you've got pity, And if I catch him, he knows
and he dumps down and he goes to the litter box.
But the worst part about it is he has the
bladder like a man, and he holds like pee a

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giant amount.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
If you say, Howard, get down or go pee, he'll
go to the little box. But if you don't, he'll
pee on the bed.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
If I don't.

Speaker 9 (49:05):
If I catch, if I don't catch him.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
He'll go on the bed.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I don't own a cat, does it stick?

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I stink stinks.

Speaker 9 (49:14):
And I have bought new mattresses. I've bought mattress pads,
I've bought everything. And there is nothing I can do
to stop them. I've even like, look up getting the
cat whisper. Nothing I can do except to shut him
out of my room because he's a little asshole.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
There is no such thing as a cat whisper because
cats are untrainable.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah. Have you tried to round them up? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah, no, thank you, Donald, I've delighted in you Today.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
They sum that up well.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
J Sham Notion podcast I reckon people will be watching
the Penrith Canterbury sides play tonight.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Interestingly, we get to the pub test earlier that the
Panthers are pretty much resting their entire side. The Patrick Delaney,
who is the foxtail boss, has said he thinks that
lets the fans down. And in the States, the NBA
has a clause that says you have to seek permission
if you're resting healthy players, and you can only rest
a certain number at a time. You think that, And

(50:12):
every single call we took on the pub test said
that they don't mind that the team is being rested.
It's a good strategy. They're not in the top four.
This is how they'll regather their strength and the fans
don't mind.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
But also you're seeing a lot of players on debut
in this particular game. I like the idea that Riley Price,
Steve Price, who was a Bulldog's legend, is making his
debut for Penrith. Was rape Price, Well, he's not his debut,
he's playing with him. It's rape Price a player. Yeah,
is he Steve's dad?

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Hey? Yeah, yeah, it's Steve Price.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
And who's Rape Price?

Speaker 3 (50:45):
There was Ray Price as well. I come from now
you've you've thrown out the family tree. You've asked too
many questions. But I'm just on the debut thing. Away
from that and my lack of league knowledge in various prices.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
But I remember when Charlie Stains was playing for Penrith
and he got this, he got three tries and his
debut and all these mates are in the crowd, and
that's that's the reason of the game.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
That's the good thing.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Yeah, you know, that's what are running on with whatever side.
I'll watch what the Sharks are doing. I might not
be happy with the result, but I'm not going to
go ah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Even if all sixteen of the squad were being rested.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
They won't be doing that when they take on Newcastle.
Who did you tip out of Sharks and Newcastle?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I think it was the Sharks. And also I didn't
pick it. The universe speaks through me, as you know,
in the universe picked the Bulldogs for tonight.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Yeah, we will see, we we'll see. Excuse me, can
you just pull that dart out of my arm?

Speaker 15 (51:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Wow, that was in your should.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
You got to die in your leg anyway. Oh, that
one got you right in the face. I do apologize.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
I kind of miss mystery footy tipper because that used
to be like herding cats, trying to get those form
of NRL players to come on the radio and give
their footy tip. I kind of miss that.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Well, you know what, I look forward to watching you
and drink a glass of water in it, coming out
of all your various holes.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Leave my holes alone. Yes, my god, this is coming up.
You've got something on your case.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
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Speaker 3 (52:22):
Just Visa VI the whole Steve Price, Ray Price thing
Price relative of NRL. But I don't understand it. I'm
one of those people that watches. I love the game.
I love the big hits, like the big runs.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
But I don't understand when someone's at the back of
the rock all bare I've made home, when he's always
to it all he should be a set.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Off and what for?

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Anyway? Steve Price formerly played for the Bulldogs.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Right and his son is grand tonight.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yeah, he's going to Riley. He's going to be playing
against the Bulldogs for Penrith.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
And then I threw into the mixed ray pricess.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Relative Rape Price is mister perpetual motion.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
But is here a relative of Steve Riley?

Speaker 10 (52:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
I don't think so. The Price is a very common name. Jones.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
You don't see many Joneses of your family on that
football field.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
You know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
My children, Casely say ref get him on side.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
They watch.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
I say it ironically, but Jack made the point when
we're watching the rugby rugby union the other day, everyone
in the crowd goes to the to the ref sir,
and then unleash she expletely so as if sir makes
it okay, it's rough.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
And as sweary as you like. Yeah, that's sir. It's
nine to nine.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
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Speaker 3 (53:45):
What have we got today?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
What really gets my goolies? Guys and jonesy?

Speaker 13 (53:49):
This is kind of directed at you, I feel, But
why is it if I'm having a really bad day,
or I'm emotional, or I'm snarky, or I'm upset or
any of the blow. Why isn't that my husband will
automatically assume that I have my periods. He'll be like, oh,
someone's getting her periods, or watch out, kids, mum's got
to be is you better run and hide?

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Like can't I just be having a bad day?

Speaker 12 (54:12):
Bro?

Speaker 10 (54:12):
Like?

Speaker 3 (54:12):
What are you the period police? Leave me alone? Periods?
We're as periods plural? I don't know it? And why
is it called period?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Now we think of it?

Speaker 3 (54:22):
I think it's because it's a period periodical. It's like
a magazine. Let me call them.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
You're on the mags.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Rather my my periodicals. When I get the RMA Open Road.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
That's a terrible thing to find in Jones.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
I'm nothing like that.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Having said that, you do ras me about MENOPAUSEA, No,
it's not. It's the same kettle of fish.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
What else have we got?

Speaker 14 (54:48):
I guess my ghoulies. All these things that are on
Facebook Marketplace, You send them a messages it's still available,
They never get back to you. Then suddenly it's sold
three days later. Am I invisible? Why can't you respond?
Don't advertise it unless you're going to answer that questions.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Facebook Marketplace is just a time way, just paradise. You
put anything on there, is this still available? And then
you never hear from them again. You never hear from
them again. Well, what's the point. What's the biggest time
wasting thing do you think of online? Next to Facebook Marketplace?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Have to be linked in? LinkedIn then Facebook market.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I'm not part of any of them, Brendan, So don't
look at me. Well, I waste my time elsewhere if
you don't mind.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
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You also go to Jones and Demanda te towel as well.
How cool is that?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
So we're talking yesterday about dogs not necessarily deserving International
Dog Day. People ragged on their dogs. We thought it
was the cat's turn today. The tribal drum was beating
for my cat, the a hole well cat, that's Pinky,
who was up for adoption.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
What what about Matt from Albion Park He dubbed in
his cat for doing this.

Speaker 10 (56:18):
Yeah, a beautiful little black cat years ago and one
you saw he was gonna sleep in through the neighbor's
doggie door and persuaded to start a fight with the
neighbors cat at two o'clock in the morning underneath the day.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
And then when when the neighbor founded in pating.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
So how do you make up for that? What do
you do? Just so?

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (56:41):
Sorry everyone.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
To be a boxer beer involved.

Speaker 10 (56:47):
Yeah, he cost me, cost me a boxing.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Cree and when he said he confronted him, he weed himself.
I hope he's got the cat and not the neighbor.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Right Au. Two, that's enough. We're back from six to.

Speaker 10 (56:58):
Night with a jam Nation good by.

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