FULL SHOW: "My Childhood Confession!"

It's time to enter the Jonesy & Amanda confessional to confess your childhood sins.

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well,
what a show today, Action packed.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
We debriefed about our different weekends. You went to see
ac DC, I watched a terrible television program had Kim
Kardashian in.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
It is how we rock, That's how we rock and roll.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
We put to the pub test dress codes for flying,
thinking of introducing them in the States. Would they work here?
Should we have them here?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Also, the three theories of where Daisy Freeman, the fugitive is.
They seem pretty basic to me.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
We step into the confessional childhood confessions. Jonesy will play
the role of father Jones Yes, and we'll hear your
childhood confessions.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
And gets my grulies all coming up in this podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
That the miracle of recording.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
We had so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Mistress Amanda and ms Keller. Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend
is in a broom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 6 (01:17):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I've been a legendary poet.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Jonesy, Amanda the actress, Congratulations, man, We're there.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Any right now.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I need Jersey and Amanda. You're doing a great job.

Speaker 7 (01:32):
S good radio.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Sorry but it's a tongue twist set. And Amanda's shoot.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Timy, We're on there to you.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Amanda, Happy Manie and Happy Monier. I enjoyed seeing us
both in the newspaper on the weekend, and it was
the saparazzi shots where they catch you at the shops.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, caught doing something that's strange. No, it's a great article.
It's probably possibly the best article.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Ever written about us in the history of US.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
It went for page after page after page after page.
It was to celebrate our twenty years together and the
launch of our book, which is now available booked topia
dot com. You can get it there, great for Christmas.
As you have described at Brendan, our book is like
a big bump up annual member used to get those annuals.
It's filled pictures and goss and stories, and it's interactive.

(02:25):
You can listen to parts of the show. But yeah,
the whole article is about our twenty years together. We've
got three weeks left of this breakfast show before we
moved to a drive show.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
To the fruited planes of drive time.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Radio and I'm going to miss this space, but I'm
excited about the future.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I think it's nice to have an energy shift, and
at this stage of our careers to be given an
energy shift, I'm very grateful for a chance to try
something new.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yep, I'm just a bit worried that we don't have
any ideas to take to the.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Fruited planes Cameter.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
The motorcycle to all motorcycle segment failed during the week
we've had.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know, there's still pun hour to try out.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I like to Garth's suggestions practical jokes before we went woke.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I like to banish the word woke.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Remember the good old when you just set apprentice on
fire and then you don't have a laugh about it
later on at the burns Ward.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
No one's got a sense of humor any I.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Don't know what's the matter. Everyone's just, you know, you
can't do that anymore stupid.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Maybe it is time for us to go Brendan, Maybe
it is.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Maybe it is, well what an action pack show today?
Because it's Monday. Instagram makes us to report our return
and also exciting news. You can get what's called tickets
to go and say to our opening our book launch.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, how about I try and take over here? What
do we call it?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
We're going to give you a chance to join us
at our book launch. It's going to be amazing. It's
on the ninth of December, rooftop bar at Jackson's on
George in the City Furness and the Fundamentals are going
to be playing. I hear that Brendan Jones might be there.
Amanda Kella is this She's always reliable Brendan Jones.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I'm trying to get hold of him. His agents are
blocking me at every step, But anyway, yes, try your
luck with him, as it were. That's the competition are
we running? But we'd love to see them, and we'll.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Give you a chance. We let you know throughout the
show how you can do.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Jones doesn't need to be there because a mana Keller
will be all doing all the talking.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
She'll be doing all that should be doing all the talking.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Speaking of doing all that I have been watching I
binge watch. Was only four episodes that I saw that
it was as bad as everyone predicted. All's Fair, that
terrible legal show that's got Kim Kardashian in it. Oh, anyway,
I'll describe all of that later.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I look forward to hearing about that Instagram, as I said,
and we can't do anything until we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Question one for you, what do you call a film
or TV show that's based on characters or stories from
an earlier show or movie. It's a convoluted question, but
do you have the answer?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Nation we have the magnificent seven seven questions? Can you
go the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If
you do that, Amanda will say, you.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Know, in my alarm went off this morning, I thought,
this is our third last Monday. Well that's my thoughts.
That's what I thought. And then the next Monday, guess what,
I'll think this is our second last month. Guess we'll
have Monday after that. I think this is our last Monday.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Okay, are you going to keep doing this?

Speaker 8 (05:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I am actually wait till you get to Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Okay, let's get into the Magnificent seven. How I Rob
in Woollongong, Hi.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Rob, very well, This question sounds convoluted, but I think
you'll understand. What do you call a film or TV
show that's based on characters or stories from an earlier
show or movie.

Speaker 9 (05:36):
A sequel.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's kind of This is where it's confusing. It's not
necessarily a sequence based on the same characters, so it's
not a continuation of the story or as precursor. It's
the same characters put in in a different scenario, a
different line.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Rasia was, Yeah, she is Brett's embargo.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Hi, Bred, do you know the answer to this? It's
a spinoff.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Munchkin Land is a fictional region located in which Land
Brett's Land, much.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Land, smooth Land, No, much Lands, not from the Smiths.
Where do you get your munchkins?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Where do you get your munchkins these days?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Where do you buy your munchkins? Your organic munchkins. It's
not smurf Lander all of that.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I was always worried about smurflaying a lot of blokes,
but no, only one. Lady Smurf just never into the
Smurf children with Sausage Fest there in smurf Land.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
That was one of the films I remember. Anyway, I
wonder they're all blue.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
This might be our last Monday.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
You never know with the material like that.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Munchkin Land is a fictional region located in which Land.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Podcast right now we're into the magnificent sevens.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
I hope the fish markets haven't caught on fire because
it's taken them ages to build that.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Thing, and I'd like mine grilled, please please please. Question
two is going to sodding Glenn.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Hello Scott, good.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Morning James, and give warning Amanda.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
How are you very well?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Munchkin Land is a fictional region located in which.

Speaker 10 (07:16):
Land, the amazing place of Oz.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
That's it, uh, the not so secret sound? Let's play it?
What sound is this? Scale?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Bells?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Bells?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Question number four? How did ac DC come up with
their name? Scott?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Was it A from the label from the type of
guitar and flyer? They used B from the label on
their sister, Margaret's sewing machine? Or C it stands for
Anti Christ Devil's Child.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
A B or C Scott ce No, it's not able to.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
With a degree of confidence.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
But no, check your scalp for the six sixty six there,
I think Sinclair, Hello Anne Marie?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
How are you?

Speaker 11 (08:06):
I'm well guy?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
How are you doing very well?

Speaker 11 (08:08):
So?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
A C D what's the name? From a type of
guitar amplifier? They used B from the label of their
sister Margaret sewing machine. I'll go with a no, no,
the guitar ramp.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Doesn't anyone know their ac DC hit history? Stacey is
with us. Hello Stacy, good morning. How are you going great?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I'll read all three options for you, Stacey. How did
ac DC come up with their name from the type
of guitar amplifier they used? From the label on their
sister Margaret's sewing machine or it stands for the Antichrist
Devil's child. It must be b Yeah, sister margaret sewing machine,
that's what it was. They should have just been called Husk,
Varna or fat.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm off to see fast singer Anthony Albanesi.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I saw ac DC on Friday. I got a report
on that.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Report a project Anthony Albanizi joined in on which popular
meme recently he did have de Lulu with no so
Lulu and now he's gone the neck.

Speaker 11 (09:11):
That the seven.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Here is six seven six seven. It's a big thing. Yep,
that's him.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
He's a big thing. It just means neither here nor there.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Question number six, which iconic billboard is found at the
intersection of William Street and Darlinghurst Road in King's Cross.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
The Coca Cola bill.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
That would be the Coca Cola sign.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
That's who won the first Ashes Test. Stacey Australia, what
about it?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's a great result, but would you be annoyed if
you had tickets today three, four or five. I know
it was a good result, but it would have been
better if we had that result on day five and
eke out the drama.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
A little bit.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
That's the whole thing with it.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Test cricket for you really is.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
For people like me. It's over and done with. Well
you move on with other stuff.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's good for cricket lovers.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
A bit disappointing.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Congratulations to you, Stacey, you have won the jam Packert
two hundred dollars fun Lab voucher strike, Holy Moly, Hidienks
Hotel or Archiebrothies to book an end of you function
that's actually fun one hundred and fifty dollars to spend
at chart time with the launch of the iconic og
Premium Pearl Milk Tea Boulder Richer and More Delicious and

(10:20):
jonesy Amanda Caricatures, feed Color and some standard Pennsyl Stacey,
anything you'd like to add.

Speaker 11 (10:25):
I have a great week, guys. I'm looking forward to
listening to you on the way home next year.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Oh, I love that. I'll just put you in the Yes,
I'll just write you in the book. Here.

Speaker 12 (10:33):
Great, thank you Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 13 (10:40):
Brendon and Levanda and you're on the same show.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Let's start wearing Lifsty reporting live from North Sydney.

Speaker 11 (10:48):
Here.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
As we look at Barkley Street, Merrickfield, the building on fire,
i'd say that the Fieries are.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
On top of that. Look at that? Would you say that?

Speaker 8 (10:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Look at that?

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yes, it seems to be a bit more steam. They
use sixty fire fighters. Good on your fellas, well done.
Sort of that went out quickly, arenas I got yes,
guys and girls, florettes. Did you see the plane just
flew through through the smoke as well.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
That's going to be a little alarming if you're coming
into Sydney.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Welcome to Sydney.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Remember when mad.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Max three and Colonel they had the seven four seven
plane for the little feral kids or whatever they were.
It was just a movie prop, but people would fly
over this big rest.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
So he landed badly.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
I'm not with him.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
He Let's thumb through the Jermanaka book The Musical Facts
on this day. In nineteen seventy nine, Queen released Don't
Stop Me Now. While the banger it was a huge
hit in other countries, not here so much. Commercial radio
in fact, didn't play it for many many years. It
really broke the scene though in twenty eighteen here after

(11:50):
the release of the film Bohemian Rhapsody.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
You remember that, Yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
In two thousand and six it was released again on
the tracks and it got the highest ever after McFly
famously released a cover of the track. I'm it sounds

(12:20):
a little Australian idol, I think, But anyway people like
to Fly, I don't know, not likely to either, because
we're going to put on the og.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Let's do it?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
What an action pack weekend? Well, tell me about ac DC.
I know you were not extraordinary, absolutely it.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Does this sound good? I mean I can imagine that
the audience was geared up and ready to go.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
But was the sound good? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I thought the sound was really good when you really
when you think about it. Angus Young is the only
surviving member of the band I know. Brian Johnson has
been there for a long time since nineteen eighty when
Bonds got passed away, but still he's the only survivor.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
See what happened to the drummer.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I feel right he's sort of I think because of
the criminal stuff that he got involved in New Zealand,
his visa might have been a problem. You know, that's
a whole thing with you know, it's always those things,
you know, visa, red tape, red tape. So but still,
they played extraordinarily well. And that's what I see DC do.
They're very formulaic.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
They stuck to what.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
They know and what do people want from them?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
And maybe Angers's guitar solos probably might have gone a
shade too long. But nonetheless, I'm thinking these guys are
enjoying it. Keith Reached from the Rolling Stones says, why
when people talk about him playing when you're going to retire?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
He says, I don't do this for the money. I
don't do this for you. I do it for me. Yeah,
and that's what it's about. Brian Johnson is seventy eight
years of age.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Still his voice was incredible.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I thought he was going to die on stage like
he sung and meaning that's a compliment to him. He
put his heart into it. And I know they're playing
again on Tuesday.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
Night.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
But my god, he sung the hell out of that night.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Did he do the song you wanted him to do?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
He did, know he went through songs like started would
shoot the thrill and you're just up on your seat
just loving it.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
So good, and then back in black great and then thunderstruck.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh the place would have gone crazy with that.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
And have a drink on me. Don't mind if I
do well that you can't have any drinks at home.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Bushes water your house for watery great Northern. We did
yell out it a point to do the hoover.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I bet you the whole time, I thought, I bet
you wanted to hear the vacuum cleaning.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Do the vacuum cleanic commercial. Then you come back more
than be sort air time. Nice little commercial arrangement, Brian,

(15:00):
It was worked it out tooreadful. Well.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
While you were doing that, I watched remember we had
Emma Gillespion and she was talking about the new Kim Kuta,
Sheian lawyer show called All's Fair, and I thought, it
sounds so terrible it'll be enjoyable. It's so terrible, it's
beyond being pleasurable. It was terrible, terrible, terrible, it's completely ludicrous.
Anita and I watched it together. I thought our collective

(15:24):
IQs dropped quite substantially. There's four top lawyers. I mean,
there's Glenn Close, there's Sarah Paulson, there's Naomi Watts, there's
Nini Nissi something, and of course Kim Kardashian. And they
sit around in the most ludicrous, over the top hats
and outfits, eating sushi around a corporate table, and it
seems that there's no work done. Were used to court

(15:47):
dramas where there's some intelligence and that we can follow
storylines where there's lots of work being done.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Here.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
A client will come in. It'll be Jessica Simpson and
she was playing the sort of abused and overly injectable
faced wife of Rick Springfield. Everyone's doing these crazy cameos,
and her case was she just wanted to get money
from me because he'd made her have some facial work.
And so they sit around and just go, we're honey, honey,

(16:15):
well you don't have to put up with that. We're
going to.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Get him and make him pay.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
That's the only work they do. At one point, a
woman was her rich husband was keeping her prisoner and
they said, we're going to Rapunzel his ass. It's just
the most ludicrous thing. And so no work was being done,
but they just turn up in these glamorous cars, glamorous houses,
weirdly over the top clothes. There's a shot of this,
one of them being undercover from a car taking photographs.

(16:41):
She's wearing a sequined hat and a fedora and a
big feather boa and that's her going under cover. It's
just completely ludicrous, and its biggest crime is that it's
quite boring. I forced myself to watch more than one
and it's actually quite boring. So I've done the work
for you. You're no longer need to watch it.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I didn't want to hear you talking about it now,
how dad right to the edge. Yeah, let's get on
down to the jonesy de matter use of the pub test.
And today, the US Department of Transportation has announced a
new campaign design to encourage civility in air travel.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yes, the Transportation Secretary has rolled out a campaign, the
Golden Age of Travels starts with You. One of the
things that's included on that as people, as Americans said,
into the holiday system season, a lot of people travel
for Thanksgiving One of the things is included that people
should dress with respect, dress up to go to the airport,
help a stranger out, and be in a good mood.

(17:40):
They haven't specified what dressing up to go to the
airport means, but in Australia people fly with no shoes on.
If you're a flight to Bali, you're going to see
the worst of people's attire. Some of the comments underneath this, though,
is saying, well, civility starts with more space between the
seats and a free check bag.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
So if I can sit.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Around with a lot of leg room, old dress up,
but when you squashed me in like a sardine, I'm
not going to do that. But when you ask question,
you don't want to be sniffing somebody's armpit. I do
think we should have some basic level. I mean, to
go into a restaurant, you have to have some kind
of dress code. You can sit next to someone for
eight hours and there's no dress code on it. Well,
there's a basic dress code. You can't seeing t shirts

(18:21):
or you know, be near nude, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
But no one seems.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
To have that marker of slight dressing up. What do
you think, Brent.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
My old man was an airline pilot, so we used
to have to dress up in a suit and a tie.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
To get on the plane.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
You thought then you were suddenly you were the pilot.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
It was like that was a thing though, because we'd fly,
you know, on the company cheat and if you weren't
dressed up properly, you'd be left behind at the airport.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
So I learned a long time ago that if you
if you dress up properly, you probably.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Get served better by the people that are checking and stuff.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
These days talk com pewter stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Remember the ads that were you know, Peter Stuyvesant and
all that sort of Simon Dahuiti they're in a bath
which is slightly different, but there was a there was
a better level of dress And does that make travel better?
What do you think should we have something similar here?
Should we have a dress code for flying? That's what
we're put into the pub test today.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Podcast Christmas Party all over again, So you tip your
job this year. I've just been following the story of
Desi Freeman. Desi Freeman formerly known as Desmond Philby.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
You know, any adult male.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
That changed their name not through marriage, there's always something
suss about them.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Have you noticed that Jones, Well, Jonesy is my name?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Were you were you born? And your mother looked at
you and said, he looks like Jones.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Right, Okay, I'm exactly like him anyway, if you're not
for me. With the story of Desi Freeman, he was
the one that shot allegedly, I think he did do it,
shot to police officers. And it's been now three months
since you went into the Victorian country there around poor Punker,
and they had the top cop come into town and

(20:04):
he's listened to some locals. Because there's plenty of theories
of what's happened to Desi Freeman. But I just love this.
According to Mike Bush's the top cop. The three possibilities
Freeman is still in the area being harbored by locals,
he is dead, or he was somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Are they the three?

Speaker 2 (20:23):
They're the three theories. Well, so he's either in the
area being shacked up with.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
A local, he's dead, or maybe somewhere somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
See, you need the top brass to come into town
and figure all that out.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
That's what it's all about.

Speaker 9 (20:37):
Jam Jam nation, God, I wanted to get right now.
Windows your head on a yell.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Very satisfying. Pretty out of fire, wouldn't it just I
do it in here every day, Brendan, that's putting out fires.
What about the golden age of flight?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Well, the US Department of Transportation has announced a new
campaign designed to encourage civility.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
And air travel.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I know they've had the government shut down which has
derailed excuse them, mixed metaphors some of the flights going
into Thanksgiving, So they're asking for civility, one of which
one of the things on the list includes dress with respect.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
They've said dress up.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
To go to the airport, help a stranger out, and
be in a good mood. People have responded to this
by saying, we are jam packed in like sardines. Why
should I dress with respect when I'm not treated by
the airlines with respect? But if you are jammed in
next to somebody, you want them to not be having
an armpit hanging out, and you want them to be
wearing shoes. All there's shots of people people's feets in

(21:44):
between the seats and things like that, people's feets. Did
I just say that feet?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I have never worn short pants on an aeroplane in
my life.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
No, And do you always wear shoes, always wear shoes. Yeah, yes,
I make an effort, I think, but I understand why
people don't. You're traveling with kids. You want to be comfortable,
whatever it is. But like on a flight to Barley,
everyone's armpits are out, and who wants that dress codes
for flying? Does it past the pub test?

Speaker 14 (22:12):
Now we go to the shops and there's wall flesh
hanging out that ever before, So why not have a
bit of etiquette on a plane. I feel really uncomfortable
seeing next to a half naked man, so to me,
having a dress kind of plane past the pub test.

Speaker 9 (22:24):
I worked for an airline for thirty years, so we
always had the dress up. But I thought it was
a bit ridiculous because you're getting business class with you
se on and then as soon as you've got in
the ear you put a pair of p a Jamazon
and a Barley. Thing might be a bit difficult.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
You might have to.

Speaker 9 (22:38):
Get an ARMANI bin pang singlet now doesn't.

Speaker 15 (22:42):
Past the pub test for me. You should be an
addressed for.

Speaker 8 (22:44):
What you want.

Speaker 16 (22:45):
Absolutely there should be a dress coach.

Speaker 14 (22:47):
But some people just.

Speaker 11 (22:48):
Have no pride in their appearance at all.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
It doesn't matter where they're going.

Speaker 8 (22:51):
I couldn't care less what they look like.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
The money being tang singlet that may be onto something
that would be nice.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yais this hasn't been part of an evangelical church Brnaestecathic.
But have you seen the laying on of hands and
the people we touched it forward and they fall back on.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, one of those church which is up up north,
and it looked like we were going to a branch
Avidian thing.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
And I'm got, oh, hang on.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
A minute, did you were you healed of anything?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
No, no, I just said it was It was pretty
much just the family and their relatives and stuff in
this school hall I did.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
I thought, hang on a minute, we're going to get.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Locked in here, okay, and I'm going to start picking
off FBI.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Agents I've seen obviously didn't cure you of your cynicism.
I saw once when I was working on a television show,
a man or a a civilian who was channeling Seth,
who was an ancient spirit. And I noticed that all
the ancient spirits that come through, all they seem to
say is be kind.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
To one another.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
And yeah, they also much come off what I'd like
some more information. If you're an ancient spirit, give me
some more information. But this pastor is doing something unusual.
He a pastor. I'll tell you what he does in
a second. But he has this unusual healing process to
cure all spiritual and physical problems. His name is past
Christ Pastor Christ Penelope Christ Penelope of the Sevenfold Holy

(24:14):
Spirit Ministries, and he's created a buzz online for his
unorthodox method of healing people because what he does he
farts on people's faces. A photo has gone viral of
him sitting on people's heads and farting on them. According
to the past, I'm just going to read the article
as it is sure. To the pasta fighting near the

(24:40):
person's nostrils is important so that the healing power can
enter the body and do its work. So after stepping
or sitting on the congregants while they're in a deep sleep,
Penelope claims the congregants wake up, they don't feel anything,
and he says people who are sick are healed after
his fart ritual. He says it started with Master Jesus

(25:01):
when he stepped on Peter. I don't remember the book
of flatulence in the Bible, do you Brendan. He says
it's the demonstration of God's power. Just like God made
Adam go into a deep sleep, it's a similar thing. Surprisingly,
many people wait up to two months to meet him
and get farted on. Some even collect his farts containers.
He has reacted to the criticism saying, I don't fart

(25:24):
on people. I heal people.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Sounds legit, sounds legit.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Look, if you go to sleep with some sinus, you
may wake up with your nostrils burning and working over time.
So next time you think I'm doing a Dutch oven,
I'm trying to heal you. Why shouldn't you be grateful? Well, so, anyway,
just if in case you're wondering if there's a new
way that you can cure your ills, maybe check out
Pastor christ Penelope.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Loads and fishes can be very gassy. It's seven twenty four.
Helen's remus has the news that's coming up at seven
point thirty. Then details and how you can come to
our book launch events pump up the jam that's happening.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
The book is out now.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
As far as I'm mintel, it seems to be going
going quite well, Although just Cinda FoST Lady was just
in there looking at the pictures of me for Australia's
Sexiest Radio host.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
This is when you had your photo shoot for Australia's
Sexiest Radio Hosts a year after Ray Hadley won, but
they didn't do a photo shoot with him. But the
photo shoot of you sort of dressed up as if
you're in What's the Magic Mike? And she said, wow,
how long ago was this taken? Because it looks like
you've got a bit of a six pack?

Speaker 3 (26:35):
And then she started like really zooming in on. She said,
oh no, it's been drawn in. Did you tap her
for this?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
How long ago was this? Because you look slimmer? And
then she said, oh no, they've just been drawn it on.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Anyway, we'll give some details about that.

Speaker 12 (26:50):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast, Amanda and Jones You staying in
school and learned school.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
That's what stands for.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, okay, pump up the jam twenty years of Jonesy
and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Our book is out at book Toopia now.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
You can get it just in time for Christmas, which
is what I wanted to call it.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah. I thought we should have shaped the book like
a Christmas stocking, so it's a proper stocking filler.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah, but it's full of there.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
It's a great journey that we've been on in this time.
And when you think about it, what's something that you've
enjoyed the most on this show in the time that
we've been doing it.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Well, that's a big question. Twenty years. Is it something
that comes to your.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Well, I was just thinking about it the other day,
and if I just play you this, it will take
you right back.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
Is that the Public Trustee?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Hi, I have to talk to someone about making a will.
I've just had a baby, really well.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
My wife has, and she reminded me that now things
have changed, we basic need to make our wills.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Remember the time we prank called the Department of the
Public Trustee and we got in trouble.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Didn't you just even one point cut it down to him?
Just phone the moment, dopey guy.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
But I think i'd like to read visit that. I
think it was about two thousand and nine. It was
back of the good old days when you could do
prank calls.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
You can't do them anymore. Something went wrong with shame
the royal family. Yeah, I don't mention it. We'll talk
about that next on Gold Podcast. Radio prank calls, by
and large, I don't like them. I don't sphincter titan
because I get anxious. We worked with Club Veg when
we're over Triple Am.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Remember they used to do their sucked ins and I
used to always think, you know, they are always a
bit difficult. I remember Vic Davies convinced me me to
do one with Jimmy Barnes, which backfired spectacularly. With Jimmy
Barnes telect part of one might to be a part
of one. We had Jimmy Barnes on the air with
he was doing the radio show with me, and then
Vick said home, we're going to bring up Barnsey and

(28:55):
prank him.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Oh and frank him how.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
By saying that his new song is dreadful a prank
and so Barnes he told everyone to f off. Yes,
and the program director at the time came in and said,
possibly the worst hour of radio.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I've ever heard of a lot.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
I don't like buying lunch prank calls, but I do.
And you remember this one years ago we did the
Public Trustee and Guardian.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
This is a series of ads that you're supposed to
feel like you're eaves dropping on just a casual conversation
with people calling up the Public Trustee whoever.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
They are, and celebrating our twenty years of this. And
it's pretty much one of those conversational radio commercials that
you hear where it might be a husband or wife,
it might be anyone, it might be someone ringing the
public Trustee and guardian. We did this in two thousand
and nine, but I think it still stands up.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Let them do it. So you've got the old lady.

Speaker 13 (29:52):
For example, is that the public Trustee?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yes it is.

Speaker 17 (29:55):
I'd like to see someone about a power of attorney.
I'm worried about looking after things in the.

Speaker 13 (29:59):
Future, you know.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
And then you've got you know, the young lady public great,
Yes it is.

Speaker 18 (30:05):
Hi, I told you all the right people to talk
to you about my hair will got four days? I
think too serious, and.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
You've got and you've got like this. My favorite one
is the dopey Guide.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
Is that the public Trustee?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yes it is.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
I have to talk to someone about making a will.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
I've just had a baby, really, my wife has, and
she reminded me that now things have changed, we basically
need to make our.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
Wills, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (30:32):
You know, it just sounds nice.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
It's such a nice friendly inso their all voice over people.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Why that guy just sounds as dumb as paint. But
would you be a party of an experiment with me?
What are you gonna do? What would our adope guys say.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Let's use our people and see how they go when
we put them back onto the public Trustee's.

Speaker 16 (30:58):
A trusting going Can I help you?

Speaker 13 (31:00):
Is that the public trustee?

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Yes? It is.

Speaker 13 (31:03):
I'd like to see someone about a power of attorney.

Speaker 16 (31:06):
Okay, I'll have to book you in for an appointment
that what day do you prefer?

Speaker 17 (31:11):
I want to be ready in case something does and
I can't manage properly. Are you know paying bills or
later on my financial affairs?

Speaker 7 (31:18):
Of course?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yes.

Speaker 16 (31:20):
Do you realize that when you make it with us,
you have to appoint us as.

Speaker 7 (31:22):
Your attorney on the document?

Speaker 13 (31:24):
Just a big responsibility for someone.

Speaker 16 (31:26):
Else, okay, But so you're happy to appoint us.

Speaker 17 (31:29):
I want peace of mind things will be taken care
of if I can't manage it all myself.

Speaker 13 (31:33):
I know that's a power of attorney I can set
up for the future.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
But are you wanting to appoint us worried.

Speaker 17 (31:39):
About looking after things in the future. Finances, paying bills
are that sort of thing?

Speaker 7 (31:45):
Are you wanting to appoint us?

Speaker 17 (31:46):
I want to be ready in case something does and
I can't manage properly. Are you know, paying bills or
later on my financial affairs?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Does he hang out?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Is that app oh old lady?

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Hung up on that nice old lady whose benches are
clacking away?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Okay, so the old lady and work? What about the young?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
What about the young cool lady?

Speaker 7 (32:08):
Good money news up? Weld trustee guardian? Can I help you?

Speaker 18 (32:11):
Is that the public trustee?

Speaker 7 (32:12):
Yes? It is.

Speaker 18 (32:13):
Oh hi, I'm told you're the right people to talk
to you about making a will. But I've only got
four days.

Speaker 7 (32:18):
What do you mean You've only got four days?

Speaker 18 (32:21):
It's nothing too serious. I'm going overseas and I thought
i should get my wheel up today.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Okay, So you want which brunch would you want to
go to? Wor's your nearest?

Speaker 9 (32:31):
Aia?

Speaker 18 (32:32):
I think I'll just stick with the overseas trip.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Yeah, but you want to make a will.

Speaker 13 (32:38):
It's nothing too serious.

Speaker 18 (32:39):
I'm going overseas and I thought I should get my
will up today.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Sense she say?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh, where are you thinking you're traveling? How charming?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
How lovely boy? That's what the ad made it sound like.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
And you know what, well, maybe if the old lady
doesn't work, the young lady doesn't work, what about.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
I don't be gout. This guy.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
Is so far trusting guarding.

Speaker 16 (33:04):
Can help you?

Speaker 8 (33:05):
Is that the public trustee?

Speaker 13 (33:07):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (33:07):
It is right.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Hi, I have to talk to someone about making a will.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
I've just had a baby, right, and you're wanting to
make a will.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
With us for wife has and she reminded me that
now things have changed, we bas need to make our wills.

Speaker 16 (33:21):
Okay, do you realize if you make wills with us
that we are the executor on those wheels? You have
to appoint us if you make wills with us, right?
Is that what you wanted or.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Preposed to do it now while it's the top of mind.

Speaker 16 (33:36):
Yeah, but you can't appoint someone else. So you need
to know that before you came in to make the wheels.
That's all. I can send you some morotions if you want, right,
if you want to have a bit of a read
about what we do and what we're about.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Wife has and she reminded me that now things have changed.
We bath need to make.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Our wills good old days.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
A prank calls.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
This is just as excruciating this time round, but we're
asking you what are your favorite moments from our twenty years.
Please let us know register at the wind page at
gold one on one seven dot com dot au because
we'd love you to come along and join us at
our book launch on the ninth of December.

Speaker 13 (34:19):
Thesis.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
As we get older, it's nice when your kids because
my kids, most of them have moved out of home.
It was nice when my daughter texted me on Saturday
and she said, I'm not doing anything on tonight, Michael,
her fianceesce going to see a band. I might come
around and hang with you guys. Nice And I said, sure,
that'd be great, sweet peep. We'll get Thai food and

(34:41):
we'll watch TV because on now I sound like a
big loser and went, hang on you asked, I'm not saying,
why did you come around? And then I said, there's
nothing losory is about this? And then we ended up
watching what did you watch? She ended up watching, Uh,
what's that?

Speaker 3 (34:57):
What's that show called? It was on Channel nine? You
know what's the guy? How do I know somewhere over
the rainbow. You know, of Oz. It's on TV.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
So there's been Wicked one and Wicked two that you've
managed to miss when you watched on free television. Wizard
of Oz. You pay for this drives me crazy. You
pay for every streaming service. And yes, you watch movies
on television with ads.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
I like when it comes up naturally, when you get
a movie for free, as it were, and it just
comes up, you know. So we're watching Wicked of Oz
and Wicket of Oz, now Wied of Oz. I'm just
combining it. All we're watching is so called Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
But if you're talking about the original one, the.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
One that your dad freaked out about because of the witches.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, yeah, he's now ninety two.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
He saw it as a child, that one.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
And then straight after that, straight after that, will he
want go the Og?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Will he want Jean Wilder on television?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
With ads on TV? And so we sat there watching.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
It romany lamentous Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Well, we worked out that Grandpa Joe was a giant
blood er.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
He's been in that bed with the other parents, which
is just weird in itself, and hasn't walked for twenty
years and.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Is Brandon this friend is now I was sixty years old,
and like what a poor old Charlie's mum.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
She gets stuck at home with the other invalids. She
doesn't get to go to the chocolate factory.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Brendan, you're talking to me as if this is a
recent release.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Just know well what I could take you with my daughter?
It was nice?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
And was she thrilled with the way whose Saturday night
went the TV?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Well, I fell asleep on the lounge.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I wish that's all the fruits of the pie there
for her, But she's wishes you went to see a
terrible band with If you answer shit podcast.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Right now?

Speaker 9 (36:52):
Who wants a.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Free money East.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
And Amanda's screech.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer. Will come back to
that question of time permits. You get all the questions right.
Happy days one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
You can have a happy day with one thousand dollars,
so we can have a great day by doubling your money.
We have a bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Rachel is insant ives Hi, Rachel, Hey guys, Rachel, you
sound vibe.

Speaker 8 (37:22):
Hi.

Speaker 10 (37:23):
Yeah, I'm ready to win.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
We are ready to win. We're ready to receive you.
Let's see what we can do. We've got ten questions.
We've got sixty seconds. If you're not sure, as Jonesie said,
say pass, we might have time to come back. Okay,
Oh thank you Rachel, good luck because here we go.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
He comes?

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Question number one? What number comes between eight and ten?

Speaker 14 (37:43):
Nine?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Question two? Finish these lyrics? I saw Mummy kissing.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
Hush?

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Question three?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Who plays Katie Heron in the movie Mean Girls?

Speaker 19 (37:59):
Lady Lain?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Question four? What country is home to Stonehenge?

Speaker 8 (38:04):
Hush?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Question five? Mick Jagger is the lead singer of which band?

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Pas?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Question six? On a pencil? What do the letters HB
stand for?

Speaker 11 (38:17):
Pah?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Which bird lays the world's largest egg? The Oh, it's
see Ostrich, it's the other enormous bird.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
I was a couple of years I reckon you'd get
if you had time. Have you heard the song I
Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Clause was.

Speaker 11 (38:34):
Going to come back to it.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yeah. And the country that's home to Stonehenge, Yeah, that's England.
And you know this one. Mick Jagger is the lead
singer of which band.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
He is.

Speaker 15 (38:50):
An English musician.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
The Rolling Stones and HB on a pencil.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Is hard black.

Speaker 11 (38:58):
I would not have got that.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
No, that's a tricky one.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
It's almost like you have to stay back after class,
Rachel for some Rachel, it's Monday. It's Monday. Don't worry
about it. You did well. You brought a vibe, which
is great.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Thank you for that, Thank you, Rachel.

Speaker 10 (39:15):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
I saw a snippet from a BBC show called Daisy
May and Charlie Cooper's Night Watch. So brother and sister
reunite on screen.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Bam.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
They've done shows before to spend the night together in
notorious and reportedly haunted buildings across the UK. So they
discover secrets about the buildings, but also secrets about each other.
So yes, Daisy May and Charlie stay over in these
places and here's a conversation they had one night.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
We've all done bad things.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
What have you done?

Speaker 5 (39:47):
It was a long time ago. I didn't want to say.

Speaker 20 (39:52):
It was the FA Cup final ninety six, ninety seven
and your sea Monkey's tank was on the mountpiece. I
was playing football in the front room with the phone ball.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
I used to have the orange one me.

Speaker 19 (40:09):
Did you knock my sea monkeys Overea?

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 20 (40:16):
I did try to save as many as I I
scooped them up as much as I could, But they
just they was smashed in.

Speaker 19 (40:21):
The murderer, cool blooded killer, And you watched me weep over.
Those of uprading sea monkeys.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Don't have souls?

Speaker 8 (40:30):
They do?

Speaker 3 (40:31):
They do?

Speaker 19 (40:33):
You didn't see them swimming, swimming and out of that
tiny ship wreck.

Speaker 8 (40:39):
They just like.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Lava, haven't they.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
That's separate to this story, I think, which is that
he has never told her until this night that he
was the person who knocked over Probably she probably thought
it was a haunted moment. Who knows what she thought
all those years to my sea monkeys were suddenly mashed
into the carpet.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Would you have any sort of confession, like childhood confession?
Didn't you smash up your brother's billy? Can't you driving?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
But I claim he wants through a dart into the
back of my heel. He says it's not true. I
say it's true.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
See you in court, right. It is where you get
this love for throwing darts at me? Now some sort
of tend up revenge.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
But I think, why do we haven't done this for
a while. Brendan, the confessional, the tribal drum will beat
for this.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Come my childhood confession. Get it off your chest. What's
happened that you've never owned up to?

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Do it now?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
And Brendan, as the creepy priest is not creepy, resolve you.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
It is my ivuncular and non threatening priest. Could you
do that?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
I prefer that with.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
All being given a bad name. But you are safe.
It's a safe space here. Come, come into the vestibule.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
And please my childhood confession. What have you got for us? Well,
sometimes things that happen in childhood stay with you and
you never ever tell anyone. It's a TV show that
has a brother and sister, Daisy May and Charlie Cooper.
They stay in haunted houses and talk about the houses

(42:07):
and the history and their own stories. He confessed to
knocking over years and years ago, his daughters, his sisters
sea monkeys.

Speaker 19 (42:15):
Did you not my sea monkeys over?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
And he said he tried to scoop up as many
as he could. They were mashed of the carpet. She said,
you saw me cry for weeks. They've got souls. You
saw them swim in and out of that little castle.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
They're more or less larvae, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Well, remember the packaging made it look like they were
carrying little briefcases.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
A high paying job in the and the mother was
feeding a baby in a high chair.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
All of that on Funnily enough, it's great fighter. So
you can come into the confessional.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Come in Jones and Amanda's childhood Confessional.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Feel free to leave a small token or donation in
the collection plate.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Do you have to do?

Speaker 13 (42:54):
You have to?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
I've got tap and go. If you want four square
I didn't. You don't have to. All you have to
do is tap and go.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
If you like my child David.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Hello, good morning.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Don't hand you over to father.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Hello, Come on in.

Speaker 15 (43:10):
Yeah, it was forty years ago. My mum had a
beautiful budget.

Speaker 9 (43:15):
It spoke, it talked, It drank tea out of a
cup ate off her plate.

Speaker 15 (43:21):
I was seventeen. I was sitting at home. Mom was out.
I smoked the joint and thought the bird might want
to share it with me and Mum come home in
the afternoon. The bird was on the bottom of the
cage with its eyes closed over and we had to
bury the bird out the back and go through it all.
Thirty years later. I actually ended up telling my mom
and she was still broken hearted, so it wasn't easy.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
She kept You kept that secret for thirty years? Did
it pain you to keep a secret that long?

Speaker 15 (43:50):
No, Look, I tried to have put it out of
the back of my mind because it was a horrible
thing to do. Mom loved the bird. She was crying
when we buried it, so it was horrible. And then
one day I just I actually made a bit of
a joke about it, and then it was like, oh
my god, sorry, sorry Mom. Now my sister just gives
me a hard time about it as well.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
So yeah, well, do you feel better now you've spoken
to Jonesy?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Father Jonesy, I do.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Beg j You're absolved there, David, if you just leave
a little token in the plate, not that not an
old roach?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Thank you, David. David, we'll take some more.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two If you'd like to join us,
it's a twenty five on Gold.

Speaker 12 (44:29):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
She goes to Amanda, Josie and Amanda, you're doing a
great job.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Tenjoyed some things that happened in childhood. You think I
will never ever tell that story. You hold it very
close to you. But maybe it's time to step into
the confessional. I've be watching a TV show Daisy May
Cooper and her brother Charlie Are. They stay in haunted
houses and discuss the houses and share family secrets and

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bits and pieces. He made this shocking confession.

Speaker 19 (45:03):
Did you knock my sea monkeys over?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yes? He did, and they all mashed to to the carpet,
and he'd never told her.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
So let's get into the confessional. I'll adopt the voice.
Please do a bunky.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Seemed to be asking for a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
But non threatening. Father.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Everyone who's come in so far, you've asked for quite
a hefty donation.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
If you feel not give what you want, give us
what you can afford.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Is it easier for a man to pass through the
eye of a needle than it is for a rich
man to go into the kingdom of heaven?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Nicely done, Brendan. You did pay attention at school?

Speaker 3 (45:40):
CALLI education man. That's a right. Hi, Rowanne, how are you?

Speaker 10 (45:44):
I'm good?

Speaker 21 (45:45):
Oh father Jonesy, Have.

Speaker 13 (45:46):
I seen Roanne over to you?

Speaker 10 (45:51):
Well?

Speaker 21 (45:52):
I was about eighteen, and I was walking past a
Salvation Army wishing well kind of stole from the wishing
well and went and bought a vibrator.

Speaker 10 (46:03):
Oh right, and the dancing never worked, was most probably cursed.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Well, Brendan, what would you like to say to that that.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Will stop your devil?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
I'm going to send you some some other mids.

Speaker 10 (46:22):
Have you heard what I'm about?

Speaker 22 (46:25):
Twenty years later, father jonesy, I actually confessed to my
real priest and there was there wasn't enough hail Mary's
to absolve me.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
He said, Oh really imagine bringing that one up in
the little vest.

Speaker 10 (46:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, ye, well yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Thank thank you, And I think you have been absolved
here according to get you, to get.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
You to tap and go on my thing, I think
you already have. We'll take some more. Is it just me?
Or was that right out of left field?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Unexpected?

Speaker 19 (46:59):
Yesh Notion podcast.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
The travel drum is beating, it's the childhood confessional.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Come on into the confession. Maybe there's something you'd like
to share, like this woman found out that her brother
had done many many years ago.

Speaker 19 (47:16):
Did you not want to see monkeys over?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
That's what it's about.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Secrets. So you may have held secret for a long
long time. It's time to share them. Jonesy is playing
the role of today or is.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
It easier for a sea monkey to pass.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Through the I have a need keep gud going.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
A young man who has ruined his sister's larvae.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Okay, well they can't all be winners, but come on
in and see you're gonna make yourself feel better.

Speaker 11 (47:41):
Hello, Juels, Yes it's me Jewels, father Jonesy, I have seingned.
Are you ready to hear my confession?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Yes, my child.

Speaker 11 (47:49):
So when I was ten, it wasn't monkey larvae or
those funny little things they are. It was my Barbie doll.
My brother broke her head, and I felt that the
punishment from my mom and dad was not good enough,
so I took matters into my own hands. He'd just
gotten a walkman with his empcy hammer cassette tape, and

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I decided to get a pair of scissors, and I
cut the headphones cleaning half.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Must have been strong scissors.

Speaker 11 (48:20):
Yeah they were. But yeah it was my little brother,
who was only five, got the blame.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Wow, you let him take the blame, Jewels.

Speaker 16 (48:33):
I did.

Speaker 11 (48:35):
I did, And that's just what nobody knows still to this.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Day, until now, until now.

Speaker 11 (48:44):
Yes, until now. But they both live overseas, so I
might still get away with it unless my parents are
still listening.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Well, and of course, thanks to iHeartRadio, Jewels, we do
go everywhere.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
But are you resolved as your sin?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
But an eye for an eye means that everyone will
be blind, Jewels, Is that what.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
You're wishing on them?

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Brendan, No, that's what happens. Revenge, that's what happened. I'm
just it's not me that makes this stuff up. Okay,
Jewel for sharing. You're absolved. Mike has joined us.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Okay, Mike, over to you. Step into the confessional and
please greet Father Jones, Father.

Speaker 23 (49:17):
Jonesy and sister Amanda Lost Superior of the Nuns of
No Mercy. I have sinned.

Speaker 8 (49:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (49:25):
So I have a brother who I did not get
along with, and at twenty five, he is a rare
comic collector.

Speaker 15 (49:31):
So when he was.

Speaker 23 (49:32):
At work one day, I snuck in and I got
one of his rarest comics, which is worth about ten
thousand dollars. I tore it up and I torched it
like the flames of hell.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Mike, Mike, it sounds like you weren't even a kid
when you did this.

Speaker 15 (49:50):
No, because we do not get along.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
So yes, have you just done this recently?

Speaker 15 (49:58):
I wouldn't say I have twenty five sister Amanda, far
from it.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
But you are laughing diabolically over to you, Jones, what
do we do?

Speaker 3 (50:07):
One wonders how will he spend that on his wife
and family?

Speaker 23 (50:12):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Well?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
I would joke that most comic people have kind of single.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
But is he single?

Speaker 15 (50:22):
Yes, No, he's not.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Sounds like you're not looking for absorber.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Shut me up.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah, it sounds like you're actually enjoying it, Mike.

Speaker 9 (50:32):
I enjoyed it way too much.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
It's not look back at laugh Mike is human. To
forgive is divine.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Jones is reading a calendar this morning.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
This is coming.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
This is from me, I don't know where, and if
you want to, if you want to tap your little
card up against my four square thing here, we can
now put this money straight into the church coffins of sure.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Sure, Mike, thank you for sharing.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Get father Jones a jet ski for Christmas because the
Lord would deem it that.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Okay, shut up, well, three weeks before someone wins twenty
thousand dollars from a sell Stocks and Gravies for being
our favorite goodie of the year.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
What have we got today?

Speaker 24 (51:22):
I purchased a leading brand of colorful underpants recently. When
getting them home, I read the tag with the washing
instructions coal machine wash with light colors. Do not bleach
or soak. Do not use fabric softener, lime, dry and
shade without delay. Do not iron, Do not dry clean.
Not very use of friendly. Maybe that's why some wearing

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Scotsman shoes to go commando.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Truegine dry cleaning your undies. Imagine handing those into the
dry cleaner under the big press.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
They were colorful when I handed them in. What else
is there?

Speaker 25 (51:58):
What guess my girlies is For the last twenty years,
I've driven to work with a couple of people who
have been really, really good interesting editating what if it,
writes mato By, it's just like me in the other words,
she looks pretty hot in a lab coat. Now next
year I'm going to follow you people to drive to
work with. I can't drive home with it because of
the way I work. That really gets boy garlies.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I'm to get another carpool. That's why. What's going on there?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
That's very nice, but you can do. You can listen
to us anywhere because even though we're going to be
doing the Drive Show on the wires from three to six,
you can get the podcast of our show, can stream
our show, You can listen anywhere you get your podcasts,
so please do.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
We're everywhere. Man out with a badda with the good.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
If you dipack contact is via said iHeartRadio app someone
who's going to win twenty thousand dollars cash in what
three weeks from now?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
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the thing. It's seven to nine.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Well, our favorite caller email or Facebook friend, Whin's two
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I saw a clip of a brother confessing to his
sister something that had happened many years ago.

Speaker 19 (53:15):
Did you not when sea monkeys over?

Speaker 8 (53:19):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
So Jones, father Jonesy. The confession was open. Yes, do
we need the music we create? It's here here, thank you,
I'll play the organ. But it was Rowan from Doris
Creek whose confession left you, father Jones, rather speechless.

Speaker 21 (53:35):
I was about eighteen and I was walking past a
Salvation Army wishing well kind of stole from the wishing
well and went and bought a vibrator.

Speaker 10 (53:46):
Oh and the dancing never worked, so it was most
probably curse.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Yes, friend and l what did you have to say?

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I'd get her to use my tap and go, but
I think she already.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Did Friday a year two.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
That's enough.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Coming up next, here Goes arrived with Christmas Free from
nine o'clock.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Make sure you join he go. We will be back
from six to night. Good gamination, we'll see you then
you well, thank god. That's over.

Speaker 8 (54:13):
Hood bite, good bite, Wipe the two from your eyes.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
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