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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
I want to show you today action packed one of
that well soft clubbing.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Let's talk about that. Gen Z's gen Z is whatever
you like to say. They're embracing this. It's clubbing earlier
in the day, often in the morning, no alcohol involved.
It's about wellness and connection, all the things you hate.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Brendan sounds like my idea of hell. Also coming up
the pub test. My idea of fun is a surprise part.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's my idea of hell. I don't like not being
in control. You love being the center of things. I
would hate it.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Oh no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's not about being the center of things. I just
like a part. Hey, that's all.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
You injured yourself last night.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I was a dicky injury. I was trying to unravel
some jewelry that all got tangled and I've put my
neck out. So the tribal drum is beating for injuries
or dicky injuries. Gloria already is going to be joining us.
She's a New York attorney who is representing twenty seven
of the victims of Jeffrey Epstein. As you say, Brendon,
are there any questions?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Are there any questions? Enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
That a miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Mistress Amanda and miss Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Friend is in a broom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. The
legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Congratulations, man, you are there any right now?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Josey and Amanda, You're doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Your silk now good radio.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Sorry, but if a total tongue twist set Amanda's shoot.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Tim we're on there. Tell me the morning to you, Amanda.
How are you today?

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
And how are you going?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I am doing all right, I think.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Do you seem touched? Lucy Goosey? Can I put it
to you that you had a few drinks last night?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I did, and I didn't mean to. Suddenly wasn't going
to happen that way, of course not. And I got
a call from the lads. I said, you want to
come from a boat ride and.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
That always ends up with the police. The boys.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I said, you want to come for a boat ride
Maxi's boat. We're going to have for a little boat
ride on the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Afternoon increase.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well that sounds nice, and I thought, oh, I know
I've got this zoom meeting at four four thirty. I
can't come, sorry, fellas, sorry, And they said, oh, you
can just do the zoom meeting on the bat.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
It was an important meeting.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, fairly important meeting.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
But then the person I was having the meeting with
that fell through, so there were celebrations there.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
So you actually were prepared to have a zoom meeting
from that boat with a beer in your head.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, James Packett doesn't. I wouldn't have a beer it,
Professor shot. I'm a professional.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
When mensa are contacting me to it, you're obviously.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Going on the holiday. Fame cuddly. They're not available.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
And then we went under the I love going under
the flight path around that time, five o'clock when the
planes are all coming in.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, because the old man.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
He was an airline pilot and we used to go
at fishing and we'd sit under the flight path and
we just it was one of those great monks. And
so we're cruising along and I said, oh, boys.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Boys, slow the boat down. I want to get this.
It's an A three eighty that's coming in.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
And so I made them stop the boat and then
it was and it was just a fokker.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
So you do you look like one of those little plane.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
They got me a dum dumb fokker, they said.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I was like that French simpleton that goes around filming trains.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh it's a train that was at five o'clock. You
I got sort a text me this morning at nine
thirty he said, I'm home now.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, wow here Now those guys down and don't work
the owls that I work. They're all sleeping in their
beds right now here? Am I at the fun factory?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
The fun factory with me?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yes, and everything seems to be Peacha. You love about me?
What about you?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, I'm here and i'm you know, sober as a
judge and that's a nice. Well, I'm as difference.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Ryan with a bee is here and he's well nodding
his head that we've.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Got everything that's coming up on the show. God TikTok Tucker, Yes,
a little bit hungry.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Actually, well, you know, it's an interesting thing. Last week
to remember we made it was at the watermelon pizza yep.
And today it's something that I've seen on a TikTok
from a different culture. I think it's time for us
all to get cultured. Okay, well culture religion anyway, I
think you'll be intrigued.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Instagram makes his return and we can't do anything until
we do the magnificen seid.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Question number one. Traditionally what sources used on eggs? Benedict
gam Nation.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Gold by one point seven.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Hello, there, it's Jonesy demand effects.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
To Joe Holmes.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Rain today nineteen in the city and our west.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
There was a glimmer of summer yesterday. What could be it's.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Going to be ten degrees less than it was two
days ago right now.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
At seventeen degrees. I didn't know we're going to be
doing jeweling weather.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
You don't like it when I do like it? Now
you don't I like it.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You like to hog the housekeeping, as you.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Call I like when you do a bit of the
DJ bits. Sometimes when I leave the room, something's happened
and you have to do the dj bits.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
You're pretty good. Go have a have a crack.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh, how patronessed God. All right, it's a nine past six.
You're listening to Gold at seventeen degrees heading for a
top of nineteen showers closing in today. And look at
Brendan waving his head from side to side. Do we
get to the magnificence about me?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
The city of Racks, the city never sleep.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Let's say it all.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Andrew's in Boukham.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Hills, Andrew, good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
How are you like our Amanda's DJ patter? Andrew?

Speaker 8 (05:40):
Yeah, absolutely, you can't go wrong with it, Thank you
very much.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
As you know, in the world, the modern world now
with the TikTokers and the influencers and the podcasters, they
don't know how to speak properly.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
They don't enunciate their words, they clip them all together.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
So we're the last bastion, the last fashion of her.
Close our mails of yeah, and your question numble one
for you. Traditionally what sources used on eggs Benedict.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Holiday?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
These food questions make me hungry this time of day.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
You have the salmon eggs Benedict or the hammy one.
I got to the salmon.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Fair enough to Ozzie Osborne was the lead vocalist of
which classic heavy metal band.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
You've done it, which brings you to question three. What's
on the box? Andrew, I'll turn the box on. We're
going to play a TV theme. Tell us what the
show is. Do you know the song? Andrew?

Speaker 7 (06:45):
Oh no, I can't.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
I'm thinking bay Watch, but I don't think.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
That's going to be right.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
And it does have Baywatch vice but no, no, no,
it's not that. Peter's in Liverpool? Does Peter?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hello, Peter, how are you going good?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Let's hear it again because I like it? What's the show?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Health, full house?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
If Peter shouse? If you're beating around the bush, Peter,
what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
If I'm beating around the bush.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
You're Peter, you're beating around the bush. What are you doing?

Speaker 9 (07:23):
What am I doing?

Speaker 10 (07:24):
Beating around the bush?

Speaker 7 (07:25):
Arm?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (07:28):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
No, no, if you beat, what does it saying? I
mean beating around the around the bush? Amanda, get to it,
get to it, don't don't give any more clues.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
There's no more clues podcast The Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
We're up to question number four. It's going to Andrew
Mount and hello, Andrew.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
If you're beating around the bush, what are you doing?

Speaker 9 (07:57):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (07:58):
Taking a long time to get to a point. I'm
not saying what you mean.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
There's not saying what you means. It from it's from
the olden days.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
They the lords and the earls would send the men
out to beat around the bush to get all the
fowl and the guinea fowl and all that stuff out of.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
The bush so they could hunt them, so they could
hunt them. So the bush beats.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
They wouldn't have any joy. They just be beating around
the bush getting there.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
So right, okay, so it's not the direct thing was
slightly yeah, yeah, okay, Well it's an unusual thing.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
But there you go.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Question number five street streets before I was born. Don't
me which sport is associated with the butterslow cup Andrew?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
That would be rugby?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yep, what is Kramer's first name? On Seinfeld? You know
that this is a doddle.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well it brings you to question seven. This has been
going on for some time. It ended up in court
which Murdoch has officially been named as the successor to
their father's media empire, l Lachlan the Big Cheese. What
had happened was there was it was written in a
trust that they would all be involved and then mister

(09:11):
Murdock's senior Rupert wanted to change that and make Locklan
his successor, and the other kids are saying not on
my watch. So it's ended up being caught. And I
think a lot of money has been handed over to
smooth the way.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I was reading about Lachland and Sarah's driveway. They've got
to do some work on the driveway. At one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars the joint they've got here in.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Sydney, I don't think. Yeah, they spend most of the
time overseas, I think, don't they Yeah, I know, but.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Like you know, I wonder how they got some more
quakes so expensive.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I think he's going to be Okay, I think it's
going to do your You know what you could do
if you wanted to driveway that sounds rich? Cover it
in rice bubbles, yeah, okay, go so that when the
car anyone arrives it sounds like you've got a really
expensive gravel drive.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
I think if you look at it, though, rice bubbles
would be more expensive than gravel.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Really, gravel's not that expensive.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Okay, Andrew, Andrew, don't take my advice.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
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(10:29):
some standard pencils Andrew anything you'd like to add to this.

Speaker 8 (10:33):
Sound great price.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm real, I love the flowers and maybe don't take
my advice about the rice bubbles. No, Lachland, don't take
that advice, and do not listen all do not put
rice bubbles off and drive.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Lachland's sitting there in his office and he's.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Saying, Oh, maybe she's right. Maybe it's the way to.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Sarah down IgA to buy boxes of rice bubbles.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Stop Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Podcast Friendson and Elevanda and you're on the same show.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Let's start wearing lipstick.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Fantastic leaping through the Jolmanac, our big book of musical facts.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
What you got on this day.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
In nineteen eighty four, Jimmy Barnes released the track No
Second Prize. You remember that song was on Body Swerve
and then they remixed and they put it on for
the working class man.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
What was body Swerves? That a cricket thing?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
No, that was his first album.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
It was on a move TV show called Body Swerve.
I thought that was like the bowling action.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
In the That was body line? Okay to two sides
of one of the.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
What was it body line?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Would already say two sides are out there playing cricket
one of them?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Two sides a out there? Only one playing cricket?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
What was the other one? Do we hitting each other?
Was throwing the bell that bounces.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
At the jardine, was throwing the balls at Bradman. That's right,
I digress.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Did you know that No Second Prize was originally meant
for Cold Chisel. I would have liked to have heard
Cold Chizzle to No Second Prize? I would if they
ever have done it. Anyway, they remixed it, they put
it on for the working class man. I'm surprised as
well that they haven't asked Barnsey to perform at the
NRL Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
They would have doved tailed very nice.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I reckon they ask him every year, They would ask
him every single year.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, but it'd be good for the fortieth anniversary of
for the Reagan.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
We don't know yet what the entertainment is.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
We do it's this guy, Teddy Swims.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Teddy Swims announced.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Gona put him in a big toilet bottle.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
If he flushes the other way because he's down under.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
But yeah, when was that announced.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
A long time ago?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Just now you heard it?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Just I heard it, just I did.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
I heard it just now Teddy Swims. I'm Barzy. Barnsy
would love to be there because the NRL is in
his veins. You ask him, Go and ask him, isn't
that right? Yep, that's true.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Wow, you're talking to Barnzi. There's more and more evidence
that young people are drinking less and opting for cleaner lifestyles.
Really good on him. Well, it's the big thing about
all those running clubs in Bondi. Those pictures went all
around the world where they said, look at six am,
look what's happening at Bondi. It's like a big dating club.
I think people in type fitting running gear, holding coffees

(13:13):
and then going for the run.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Want to navigate it? Bonda.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
You've got Israeli flags, you've got Palestinian flags, you got runners,
you've got llu lemon pants.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
But some clown on a horse with a flag.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Well most mornings. It's not that there was one weekend
of protests. I'll give you that. That's not every weekend
in Bondai.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
I remember when the sewerage because I worked in the
sewerage at fall there and it was dreadful because they
used to just dump the sewer straight.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
On the beach anymore. No, don't know that's good now
it's a thanks to me.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
That image went all around the world because they're saying
people in other countries are saying, look what happens when
you don't wake up with a hangover. Basically because that's
the culture is younger people we assume from our day
go out clubbing have a hangover. Soft clubbing is a
new thing. So this is instead of sticky floors covered
in drinks and getting home at five am, there's a

(14:00):
new trend. It incorporates corporates music and dancing, but none
of that other stuff. It's called soft clubbing. It's a
growing trend amongst gen zas how old are they in
their early twenties, in the twenties. So it replaces traditional
alcohol focused nightclub life with alcohol free daytime events centered
on wellness, community, and authentic connection. So often there'll be DJs,

(14:23):
there'll be music, they'll be dancing, you might these might
pop up. Look at you're rubbing your case. You hate, Well,
it's not for you. It's not for you. In unconventional
places cafes, fitness studio, supermarkets, as well as some clubs
and things, and people are drinking coffee and none other
non alcoholic drinks. And this is sort of pinpointing a

(14:44):
whole lot of cultural shifts. As I said, people drinking less.
People are facing up to economic realities that you know,
an expensive night of buying drinks, and people are choosing
entertainment that doesn't impact on their wellness as much. All
that stuff that you can't stand, all that stuff that
I hate. Because these events are massive. There a up

(15:05):
four hundred and seventy eight percent.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
You hate those percentages.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
I know anything over one hundred, they're up a lot.
They're up a lot.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Because I think of my nightclub in days which weren't
big or long or anything like that, But I think
of like Coyotes.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Where was that?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
That was karenbar and Coyotes. That was the place to hang.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
How about you, Brian?

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Would you look the jet club in there is a
parties foam parties.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
What kind of foam?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
I have no idea. They just dubbed a whole bunch
of foam on bezos had phone at He's wedding.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I know that was just so enhanced. Bride could ride
around in a bikini.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Who's that from Leonardo?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
She's not in there, mate?

Speaker 2 (15:53):
What about you?

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Well?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I used to go to Sheerlas here in North sheers
War and Peace. Then when I moved, Oh, I thought
my life was starting when I moved to Paddington. The
first place I flattered. When I was working at Simon
Towns In's Wonderworld. We'd go the hip hop club, would
go to Kinsella's. It was everything.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Is that where you passed to Samoan?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
No, that was somewhere else. Won't I tell you anything?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Anyway I have passed.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
This would suit me because as you know, I like
lumber support and it's not even being home at nine
pm to go to bed. I could be home at
lunchtime to have an afternoon snooze, so I might take
off some take up some soft clubbing.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Somebody spiker tea with a splendor.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Don't dug a biscuit, don't.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
I would just like to correct something for the record.
Amanda didn't pass to Samoan at the nightclub.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
No, that was a story from.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Which which nine club did I say it was?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I think you might have said it can Sellers, Canzellers.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
That didn't happen. No, you didn't pass this.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
See what you remember? You were talking yesterday about the
concerts are on the steps of the Opera House.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
For New Year's Eve nineteen seventy nine going to nineteen eighty.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yes, but they had it, weren't they For a couple
of years they'd have them there.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, yeah, And well that was the first time they
included a rock band. But they had one in November
before that, and it was it was a bit.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Of a mess.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
They always had the big New Year's Eve things down there.
I used to go in there with a couple of friends,
but you always slightly trepidacious because it was wild and
as you said, people were throwing bottles at the Lord
Mayor and throwing bottles of beer at the vand and
all of that, and at midnight someone would just grab
you and stick their tongue down their throat. I did
it to many peaple.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Down their throats, so you just grabbed the nearest one.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
But it was it was kind of these days it
would be so different. You can't just grab people and
pash them. But that's what happened. There was part thrilling,
part terrifying.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, right, And so that was just the steps of
the operatic.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
It was Brendon, if a plark has been erected, it
right and surprised you haven't seen it as long as
that wrong has been right. Yes, I please, I do
like my history to be correct.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
It's nine to seven. Let's get on down to the
Jonesy no matter to the pop test. And today we're
talking about surprise parties. Do they pass?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
The pup just popped into my head this morning. I
don't know why, but I was thinking, no one actually
likes surprises, and I thought, you know who does, Brendon
Jones I do.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I've never had one. No one's ever thrown one for me.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
You have a lot of ego in the game. Let's
just say birthdays are a big deal. To you, you say,
if your cake, if there's any cake left, it means
no one likes you. You know, you have a lot
of rules around there is a thing looking loved.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Not at all, Not at all. I'm just very pragmatic
about stuff.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
But if you're a popular person, you've got to have
a big cake, so everyone gets enough cake and they
have to bring in like a four tier cake.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
For me, Oh, there's tears.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
But you you, on the other hand, you know, I
don't know why your cake doesn't get a hit as much, but.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I you would love the idea that people went to
a lot of trouble for you.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Not at all.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I think you're embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I've been a part of surprise parties, organizing them and
being part of the ruse.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's always fun. Yeah, I think they're harder to do
these days.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Though, when you think with social media and WhatsApp chats now, I.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Think you to set up a WhatsApp for everyone except
the birthday person. I've been part of it.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Well, we did one for Max, you remember his fiftieth birthday,
and the ruse was that we had to take a.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Boat from Sydney Harbor up to Newcastle.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's a very elaborate rout, just being go to the
pub and then come home and.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
There's a part, so we're going to So I was
going to pick him up and then I was going
to and the ruse was that good?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I said. He said, well are you going to park
your car?

Speaker 3 (19:31):
And I said, I'm going to park it my mate
mate Alan's place, Circular Key, Alan Jones, Like, you didn't.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Even question that it going to fit in there. He goes, oh,
he's got a big garage.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
But how what what were you going to do? That
was the ruse. We're just going to take him to a.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Part, to a party that had been set up and
everyone because we had to pick.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Up Demo on the way to circular track of that
to get on the boat to go to Newcastle, and
then we just got into Demo's backyard and I went, oh,
that's right, We're not going.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
On a plank.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
He fell for it and you were's backyard.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
They say the psychology of it is interesting, the positive
emotional reactions there. It releases dopamine, the feel good chemical,
but it also it causes temporary stress to be the
recipient of all that. I know people who've had parties
at their homes that have been arranged behind their backs.
So you're out walking the dog whatever. Someone's making sure
you're not home. But you come home, you don't have

(20:23):
any makeup on. You feel your house is untidy, you're
not in. It's a feeling of not being in control.
I wouldn't like that. Okay, Well, what do you think
surprise parties? Do they pass the pub test? Sham podcast?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'm not sure. A couple of dreams. I struggle with
reading big numbers. That's why I can't even read out
my own contract.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Friends, That's why you get paid in livestock and coins.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I look at a big number, and I've done telethons
and things like that. I look at a big number
and I just can't figure.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Remember, you committed to that young kid to ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I thought it was ten million.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
No, he was only paying ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
That's why some poor kid had to pay up big time.
What about this woman? Though she her name is Peyton Jaeger.
That's a good journalist's name, isn't it. And they crossed
to her. She's in Dallas and she was reporting on
someone who had to come up with a bond of
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. It went a bit
like this, chloric.

Speaker 10 (21:26):
Fifty four year old suspect is still in the Dallas
County jail this evening with a two hundred and fifty thousand,
two hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Two hundred and fifty hundred thousand, a quarter of a million,
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
I'm sorry, a quarter of a million bond to suspect
told police in an interview.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Their comments under this are hilarious. The subtitles are fighting
for their life, said someone, and someone said, some poor
person's in jail watching her going damn or am I
going to get two hundred and fifty hundred thousand, quarter
of a million bond? She's my spirit animal?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
And speaking of your paypage, has here the cows and
the chickens?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Nice damn na said, now.

Speaker 11 (22:14):
Your windows your head on a yell.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Down at the Jonesy matter us for the pub test
prize parties?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'm not a fan of them. You are, aren't you? Well,
I've never had one. I like the idea, you like
the idea of being the center of a lot of
people don't like them. If you're an introvert, you don't
like being the center of attention. It for me, the
lack of control would be overwhelming.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
You no, no, so it's beyond your control.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
But then on the night, the feeling you've got to
host this thing somehow that you weren't even aware of,
that would make me anxious.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yeah, but you know, some people don't throw you a
surprise party then expect you to hand out the cheesy dips.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
These are my irrational feelings around it. And some people
get the feel good dopamine hit because they feel loved
and it's wonderful. Others, and it's documented, get a stress release,
a stress reaction. So how do you feel about surprise parties?
You do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 4 (23:11):
I reckon they do.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
I threw one from my husband's fiftieth a couple of
months ago, and he was absolutely stunned.

Speaker 8 (23:17):
When you walk in the door, he was I think
he was frozen for about two hours. We had people
from interstate were fabulous.

Speaker 12 (23:23):
I think it depends who he's.

Speaker 11 (23:24):
Throwing it for.

Speaker 12 (23:25):
But in my situation, no, my daughters and I decided
to throw one from my son when he turned sixteen,
and after it was all over, he asked me could
he have another party the following weekend with people that
he actually liked.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I'm not too big on surprise parties at the Missile
loves organizing.

Speaker 8 (23:43):
Af me, and I suppose if she's happy, then I'm happy.
I feel it's absolutely wonderful when someone goes out of
the way to make you feel extra special. We did
a surprise party for my mother a few years back,
and she absolutely enjoyed it, and so did everyone else.
Say yes to me, it passes the pubdest Sometimes you know,
you've got to consider the person you're throwing them for.

(24:04):
We threw that one for my mum and she actually
didn't tell any of her friends how old she was.
And then we threw a really big surprise party and
kind of let the cat out of the bag with
her age, and she was so annoyed with me and
my sister she and talked to her for he like
quite a while.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Interesting, whatuld people getting jazzed about their age?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I never understand that.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Well, a lot of people in the old.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Life, from women, I can understand it, but men as
there was this guy and he wouldn't say his age.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
I'm going to say, you're right.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
When people are judged in the workplace for how old
they are, that could that have been it?

Speaker 13 (24:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
No, this is just a pure vanity thing. Oh I
don't know what it was. It makes no you know,
it makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Some people are sensitive about that stuff, aren't They missed?
Fifty seven? Fifty eight? How old are you?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
I am fifty seven?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Or am I fifty? L I'm fifty seven? Are you? Okay? Yeah, yeah,
I'm fifty seven?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay, good. Yeah, it's easy to forget. It really is
easy to figure.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
And you're still thirty two, aren't.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I just don't.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
I just jam you started what you do to?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
We did you do it?

Speaker 14 (25:09):
That's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Fall off the.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Too much to give you TikTok tacker. We make food
from TikTok and we eat it. What are we eating today?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Love?

Speaker 9 (25:23):
Well?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
I thought we try something culturally different. I saw a
young Amish boy being interviewed on a podcast. He had
his big straw hat on, fully Amish, and he was
describing a meal that they used to have. It's very
common in Amish communities that the rest of us have
never heard of. It's called coffee soup. And here he
is describing it. You ever heard of coffee soup? If

(25:47):
you ever come home or you should try it.

Speaker 15 (25:48):
What it is is just hot milk, a little bit
of sugar, and then a little bit of instant coffing
up like a teaspoon or instant coffee, like purr whatever
you call those things that you cook water in and
stuff apart make a part.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, so you put it.

Speaker 15 (26:01):
You pour in the milk and then you warm it
up until there's like a little skin on top. And
then what you do is put instant coffee just a
little bit. You kin'd have to guess that there's not
really a recipe. And you put a little bit of
sugar in it. You can scoob it into your plate,
and you put some salting crackers in it, and then
you eat some meat with it.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, you put meat on top. It sounds unusual, doesn't it.
Do you know much about the army Ish?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I do. I've seen witness.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Well that's probably as much as many of us have seen.
So what happens, let's cook it. Let's se if we
like the coffee soup. We start, I've got the I
hate this thing. Don't make me bash this as well.
What's that called?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
That's an induction hot plate?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, so pour milk. What's this called? Milk? In there?
You've got some milk and we're going to bring that
to well, it says a boil. Let's turn this up,
Oh sugar, what have I done?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Thousand degrees part of the sun?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
All right, so that's let's turn it down a little bit.
What have I done? What happens here?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
For God's sake, I don't know what you've done there.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Okay, well we're going to eat that.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Now.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
We're going to let that similar long and then we
add some sugar. Let's get that ready, and let me
tell you the history of this dish the Great Depression.
The army struggled a lot during the Great Depression, not
a lot of money, and so they had to rely,
obviously on their farms.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
And it's always been pretty frugal.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
They've always been very frugal, but this allowed them to
be so. So this was a nourishing soup that came
just from milking a cow. Pretty much, coffee was expensive,
which is why there's a tiny bit of coffee in there,
and you had some crackers and then a piece of
meat on the top. It sounds extraordinary. Let's see how
we go. So this is just doing its thing. I've
got some instant coffee here.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
We don't have saltine crackers. I've noticed you've gone with
the Australian variant.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
A salata salada, And you'd like to say about the salada.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I would just like to ask people if you can
have a slader in the morning, had a salada in
the evening, and you can have a slada at supper time.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
You could have a slada just about any time. But
when is the time not to have a salada?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Shut your neck?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
So we've got this is starting to bubble a little
bit around the size, isn't it. That's we don't want
it to get to keep going till it gets the
skin on the top.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Skin.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Well, here we go. I'm going to put a little
he said, measure with your heart is what everyone on
Instagram seems to say these days. So a little bit
of sugar is that a lot? That's not a lot?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Is that a lot of sugar?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Willy Wonka?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
A little bit playing for my dentistry. A little bit
like half a tea of that. That's enough sugar.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I think the.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Coffee a little bit of coffee. Now we're just going
to whisk that whiskey business or see it's doning to bubble.
Now stand a bubble now, so we whisk this, whisk, whisk, whisk,
and then while you do that, you whisk that brandon.
And while that's happening, whiskey myself, I'm going to get
I'm going to get some soiladas.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
You didn't ask the question, though, and I'm going to
When is the time that you can't have a sort?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
When you stop talking? And I dream of it every day.
I'm going to break these up, whisk breaking, Yes you are.
We break these up. Let me have a look at
the recipe such as it is. Boil the milk and
a saucepan. Once it's heated, and a sprinkle of coffee
and sugar, whisk and tool combined, brunch up salader biscuits.
Add them to the bowl. I think we need a
few more.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yep, I'm doing it. What we do next just got
to be out of control.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Thank you, you deliberately spilt that on a few more
here in there, and I reckon. What we do now
is we keep this going and when we come back,
we're going to cook our meat, put it on the
top and eat it. That's enough.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Did you say cook meat and put it on top
of milk and saladi? Yes, looks I can pick the
wrong day to come into work with a hangover. Might
help you. Helen's Remas has the news for us. Next,
then TikTok Taker. What's this called coffee soup?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 10 (29:52):
Good Radio.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
We're just in the midst of TikTok Taker. You've got
the induction stove top, which you don't like.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
No, I don't understand how induction works. I'm not an
induction person. We're making coffee soup. This is an an
Amish recipe that is very popular in Amish communities, but
the rest of us don't really know much about it.
I saw a young man on a podcast talking about it.
We've boiled saucepan. We've boiled saucepan, We've boiled milk and
a saucepan. We've added some coffee. We've added a little

(30:25):
bit of sugars, instant coffee, tiny bit of instant coffee,
and then we've added some well they have saltines. We've
added saladas. I may have added too many because it's
a bit there's not a lot of milk to the
salada ratio. Yeah, but what happens now, and this is
the mystery ingredient is you cook meat and put it
on the top. So I'm heading off Mike Brendan for
a monument.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Oh cover, this is our new air fry. Air fry too,
air fry one. We should pay tribute to fry one thirty.
It's Amanda bashing air fry one. And apparently appliants on
appliants is online have given us, they've gifted us this
air fry, So please Amanda, don't television.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
All right, there we go right out.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
It takes about four minutes to cook this. The steaks
are cooking the very the steaks are high, very thin
minute steaks. But it's going to take four minutes. Well,
and then what you do is you serve that on
top of the soup and then we're going to eat
it conveniently.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Haul and oats.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Eight dollars I've got Slade tea is exactly the length
of this steak cooking topip.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
All right, Brendan, I'll take.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Over to.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Podcast.

Speaker 14 (31:38):
Start that you do it a fancy the moldy bacteria
invested slav of meat fall off the.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Result to give you TikTok tacker. We make food from
TikTok and eat it. Today we're eating coffee soup.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
An Amish staple.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
So what I forgot to do?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
You put a little bit of salt saltine or salada
cracker in the bottom of the soup bowl. Our meat
has got eight seconds to go. So, Brendan, what you
could do here? Can you pour this? There's a ladle there,
a little pull that into three bowls. And while you're
doing that, I'll get dimitt out. I don't know why

(32:19):
he's supposed to serve just a slab of it, but
it's a minute steak. I'm going to slice uff.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Ironically, it took three minutes to cook, or the length
of a hall and note song. It's not really a
minute steak, is it? When you look at it? Just
stop talking, not just you know.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
I'm just saying, okay, how are you going there?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Mum, I'm putting I'm ladling away, chef.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Okay, great, And I'm just going to Normally the vision
I saw of this. They just put a big chunk
of meat on the top. But I'm going to break
it up so we can.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Actually eat it.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
You like those chefs on my kitchen rules that explain
everything over explain, you know. They and the Queens leaders
always say, if we don't do it tonight, we're going
to be on that big silver bird heading back to
God's country.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I just hope i'd make my Amish grandmother proud.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah, okay, well I know Amish Land from the movie
Witness with Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yes, every time that film is mentioned, you mentioned that
you were dissatisfied with her nipple.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
It just wasn't, you know, as good as us I
was hoping.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
All right, Now here's one for you, Brian. A conical
nipple or comical You've got a spoon, Brendan's got a hangover?
Did you almost just regurg your tate then?

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Now? When I say go we get a sip of
did you give some to Brian? Yes, we take some
of the milk, some of the salada and meat. Ready,
one tooth you got meat on it, Brian? One tooth?

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Three?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Go, I don't mind it. It's exactly as it says
on the box. Are you right, Brendan, it's struggling to
keep that down. Well, maybe don't get drunk the night before. TikTok, Tucker.
I'm gonna have another one because I quite like it. Brian,

(34:08):
it's like hot wheat bees. Yeah, it's week picks with
meat on it because there's not enough coffee to make
it coffeeish. You're right, well having a heart attack.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Well, seven beers on a Tuesday will do that? Stop?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Would I stop? Well, I don't mind it. We will
put that recipe up. I do apologize if we haven't
done it, if I've cooked it in a way that
Amish people go, that's not how you do that. But
I don't know if they can waste to raising barns
and getting better nipples, I think they'd probably have a
message for you as well.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Brendan, it's nine.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Started.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
What you do.

Speaker 14 (34:53):
It's a fancy the moldy bacteria invested.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Slab of meat fall off the.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Too much to give?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
You are right? Your gorge is rising. Well, we are
very much a change of pace. Next we're going to
talk to Attorney Gloria Alred. She's in New York. She
is representing the Epstein victims and does she have a
story to tell? Gloria allread Our next guest has represented
victims in some of the biggest cases we've seen, from

(35:24):
Bill Cosby to Michael Jackson, R Kelly Harvey Weinstein, and
now she's representing twenty seven victims of convicted sex offender
Jeffrey Epstein and alleged victims of Gallaine Maxwell. She joins us. Now, Gloria, Hello, Hi,
thank you very.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Much for inviting me. Well, it's great, Jonesy and Amanda,
that's us.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Are there any questions?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
A million questions, and I don't it's hard to know
where to start. But this case, the Epstein files, the
story around Epstein on the front page, Off the front page.
On the front page, the President says, nothing to see here,
there are no criminals here. How do the victims feel
through all of.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
This, Well, it's obviously very traumatized thing to have to
relive it all again. But because this has been going
on for years, and some of them were children when
they were victimized, when there were sex trafficked, when they
were sexually abused, because they were vulnerable, and that's why

(36:25):
he did it, and.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
So what they really want now is transparency.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
They want accountability, they want whatever form of justice they
can obtain, and they want the truth.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
They do know their own truth, they know what happened
to them.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
But the big picture, whether others rich, powerful, famous men
or women, but mainly as men who assisted Jeffrey Epstein
and miss Maxwell, enabled them and victimize them and sexually
exploited them, or as distant trafficking. We want the answers

(37:04):
to all of that, and that's why we need to
see all of the file, the investigative files, FBI, Homeland Security,
the prosecutors, investigators, the investigations involving mister Epstein, both in
Florida where he got a sweetheart deal where he only
had to serve thirteen.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Months on two counts and register as.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
A sex offender and during the day get to go to.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
His office and work and at night he slept in jail.
Who gets a deal like that when the.

Speaker 6 (37:37):
US attorney apparently have been considering charging him was sixty
six Oh felonies didn't happen. So there's a lot of
such as suspicious transactions, suspicious truct activity, and suspicious people around.

(37:58):
I think everybody in that birthday book that you were
just mentioning. Everybody, President, former president, you know, Ambassador to
the United States, other people. Every one of them should
voluntarily agree to testify before a Congressional committee.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Let's get to the truth. I think we owe it
to the victims.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
What's to stop the victims themselves in naming these men,
naming the so called clients of Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
Yeah, good question. Nothing can stop them because they have
their free speech. On the other hand, exercising free speech
can have consequences. In other words, accusing a rich, powerful,
famous man of raping them when they were children child
sexual abuse would be accusing them of a crime. And

(38:53):
that rich, powerful, famous man, who can certainly afford a
lot of lawyers, experienced high price ones, could sue them,
and then the victim would have to defend herself, and
she can't afford generally a lawyer to defend her, and so.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Therefore she'd be stuck, and she'd.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
Feel intimidated and threatened, and you know how, I would
have a.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Lot at risk. So that's why they're not going to
name them.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
But there is a member of Congress who said, tell
me the names and then I'll name them on the
congressional floor. That would give perhaps some kind of legal
immunity to the member of Congress who might be enjoyed
that privilege of immunity. But I'm saying that's the answer
to the question what the consequences could be for the victim.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Thirty three thousand pages, that's a lot of reading.

Speaker 6 (39:51):
Actually, I think they're probably more than one hundred thousand
pages if as and when all of the pages are
counted and also provided to the committee. Who's going to
read them, who's going to develop the narrative, how are
the any decisions as to who shall be deposed and

(40:12):
required to be subpoenated and appear before the committee? Who's
going to make those decisions. Let's face it, this is
a political process. However you slice it, this is a
political process.

Speaker 7 (40:27):
It does have some.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Legal ramifications, but this is the way we're going to
know what we can know. And I'm sure there are
many people are going to try to hide the truth,
but the victims are going to be very persistent.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
We'll have to see what happens.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Well, Gloria, that's fascinating and that's quite the fight that
you've got on your hands.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
But thank you for enlightening us on it.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Well, my pleasure.

Speaker 6 (40:51):
I've been I mean January, I'll have been doing victims'
rights for fifty years, where the leading women's rights law firm.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
In the United States.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
And even after fifty years, we still have many more
battles to fight to win justice for victims.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
That's our committe.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
We'll keep sighting having me on, and we'll look forward
to another time and give you some more updates.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
If you wish to have them.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Absolutely, thank you, Gloria, appreciate it very much.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Gloria already there, good day, Thank you, Thank you. Jersey,
Amanda SA.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Podcast, What's a free morning? Instances and Amanda's.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Have a drink on me.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer. Will come back to
that question of time. Butmit's you know the questions right,
one thousand dollars, you can make it.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Two thousand dollars. We have a bonus question you can
take on, but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Zach is in Catai.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Hi, Zach, good morning, good morning. Let's see what we
can do for you. Ten questions sixty seconds. We always
say if you're not sure, say passed because you might
have time to come back. Okay, okay, Zach, Let's pull
the bandaid because here it comes, he comes. Question number one,
egg spells?

Speaker 7 (42:06):
What hey? Good?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Question two? What's season we in.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Spring?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Question three? The line say hello to my little friend
is in which movie?

Speaker 7 (42:16):
Past?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Question four? How many days does February having a leap year?

Speaker 9 (42:22):
Twenty nine?

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Question five? Which planet is the closest to the sun?

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Past?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Question six on a website browser? What does www?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Stand for? World Wide Web?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Question seven? What sport did Princess an compete in at
the Montreal Olympics?

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Question eight? Which instrument has eighty eight keys?

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Piano?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Question nine? Poseidon is the Greek god of what.

Speaker 12 (42:53):
My water?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Question ten? What's the main language spoken in Brazil.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Portuguese?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Question three? The line held satellite to my little face
is which movie?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Scarface?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
What planets close to the sun?

Speaker 11 (43:08):
Venus?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Mercury?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Was Mercury? And you would have been after the buzzer anyway? Gee,
you you kind of sound like you didn't know anything,
and then bang, bang bang you knew them.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Say hello to my little face?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Is that what I said?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Zach? You gave us a thrill? Oh you did oh,
thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Was Zack the business? I actually say so hello to
my little face.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Hello of my little face.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Gave him half the movie titles when he got.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
To that some one on the steps of the opera house.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Brandon, let it go?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Why do you tell me?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
I know I was seventeen. You can let it go.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Fine. It was a very good year.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
So I've hurt my neck and my shoulders.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Was at the Jumia cider and I thought, why am
I so sore? Do you know what my injury is.
I've got a lump of jewelry at home. It's all
caught up, and I've spent two nights sitting in front
of the TV with the jewelry on a stable table. Yeah,
and I'm using safety pins trying to untangle it. I
spent and I'm not making this up, fifty minutes last

(44:17):
night and freed two necklaces out of about thirty all
in this giant lump. And I've put it off for months.
And I was hunched over and concentrating so hard with
my neck and shoulders all scrunched up that I'd actually
injured myself. And I've been on the Europan.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Would you like to bring it into work for me
and I'll I'll untangle it for you. Or if you
do that, well I could take you to him. I
mate cash converters, get myself a serf ski.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I was googling how best to do it, and so
safety pins and things to break it up. And then
it said put a bit of baby oil. So I
used some oil on it. And then it said maybe
some talc, so I might try talk.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Don't put oil and talk together.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
No, that's true. I've already put oil on a better
not put talc. That imagine just making like Perkins paste.
But one bit would start to come out loose yep,
and then I'd pull another bit over this side, thinking
I'm releasing it, and it'd all pull back in and
one and it's so once again a tight ball. After
I spent fifteen minutes on it two nights in a row.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Mister t have the trouble all the time.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Well he had big chunky jewelry.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
A lot of the times they had to go and
solve a mystery.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
And he'd be late, he'd still be in his trailer.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Pity fo because many gees I know, I know, and
you you see your neck and your shoulders sore.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Because because I was hunched over my stable table, okay,
trying to untangle my jewels. It's a sexy picture. Really,
it is very attractive.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
You're really putting bums on sea.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Sure, well, I'll see you. I did my neck one day,
was your own neck. I was on hold and they
were playing Hall of Notes. She's gone but music, you know,
and you know that Bill. It gets to the will be,
will be and then haul your geez done and I started.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Put your neck out, put my.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Neck out, rocking after Hall of Notes on hold?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah, and you think that you think guy might attractive?
All right? Well the tribal drum is what do we
like to do this from time to time? Injuries? Dicky injury,
Dickrey Dicky injuries, just.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
A flesh wood. Yeah, you podcast tell Amanda put her
neck out.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
I put my neck out, and I've scrunched all my
shoulders in the very sore because I spent two evenings
in front of the TV over a stable table trying
to untangle my jewelry. I've got a whole lot of necklaces,
but it's in a giant bunch and they've been like
that for so long I thought, I'm going to solve this,
and I'm getting no closer. I'm getting no closer.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
I put my neck out, rocking out to hauler notes
on old music while I was talking to some government department.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Were they singing or was music?

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Now?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Was music? But just that bit where the devil? But
it's gone anyway?

Speaker 9 (46:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Are the tribal drums beating for this? Just a flesh
wound injuries or dickey injuries? Marie is with us?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I Marie, what was your dickey injury?

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (47:00):
I broke my toe while doing a yoga post Adam,
what were you doing?

Speaker 11 (47:06):
I was moving from.

Speaker 8 (47:07):
Warrior one to warrants and my little toe decided not
to follow.

Speaker 11 (47:11):
Through on the move.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Oh, dear, and you know nothing. There's nothing adult about
as it was crying and living your foot?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
What's that position? Is Warrior one? To worry you two?

Speaker 16 (47:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:24):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
It's a very hard.

Speaker 12 (47:27):
Like arms out, feet out and then you turn to
the side.

Speaker 9 (47:31):
And as I turned, the foot didn't want to follow.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Basically that would be a very painful injury. But Dickie, you're.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Quite wright with Gandy. He came up with yoga.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I don't think Gandy invented yoga?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Who invented yoga?

Speaker 1 (47:45):
I think it's a very long held tradition in India.
I don't think Gandy invented it.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
He used to drink a cup of his own and
he do yoga. I know my history books.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
And he said, you can never be too tang or
too thin.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Fay has choice, Hello, Faye Hello? What was it?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Injury?

Speaker 9 (48:08):
Was my husband injury?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Actually?

Speaker 9 (48:09):
He spent two days in bed and had three days
off work after putting his back out picking up an
empty plastic bucket.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
How did that happen? Oka?

Speaker 9 (48:19):
Well, obviously he didn't engage.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
His call.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
An empty plastic the no, waiting that it would be
literally one hundred and fifty grams.

Speaker 9 (48:33):
He didn't tell anybody at work either. He made up
a lie when he got back to work. He didn't
have to tell the truth.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
What was his life?

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (48:42):
That he you know, picked up something.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Much of it of course, putting your back out by
picking up a piece of a four paper?

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Has he been.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Say that his brilliant thank you like your faith him.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Gabby has joined her?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
What was the Dickey injury?

Speaker 8 (49:01):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (49:01):
So I was trying to put some shoes on and
at the moment that I was putting the shoe onto
my foot, I sneezed so mean did I manage to
put my back out? But I heard a crunch in
that moment, and it turns out a crack.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
The oh no, whoa no?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Did you wet your pants as well?

Speaker 11 (49:20):
I felt like doing it? The pain was something else.

Speaker 16 (49:23):
You know.

Speaker 11 (49:24):
The worst thing I'm hobbling around the next month of
the walking stick is how badly I messed up my back.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
You know.

Speaker 11 (49:29):
That was my introduction to the middle age.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Oh, that's welcome to the party pad.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
That is a doozy Gabby Jonesy and Amanda podcast. We're
on the radio.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
It's time to talk for Jonesy and Amanda will make
radio great again.

Speaker 17 (49:46):
Said, don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
What's up there doing?

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Do you understand that Amanda put her neck out just
untangling her jewels. It's a bit of a first world
problem meets dicky injury or injury.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Injury, that's what we're talking about today.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Just a fish woo the tribal dramas betting for this.
Reese has joined us.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Reese, what was the injury?

Speaker 8 (50:07):
Good morning, guys. The work was running a fitness week
and I got pushed too a skipping contest, and did
my back in.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Skipping, as in skipping rope or just skipping like a
seven year old.

Speaker 11 (50:21):
Girl skipping a rope like a seven year old girl.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
And did you heard it at the time or did
you just go home and suddenly couldn't walk?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
I heard a time.

Speaker 8 (50:36):
Reported and they laughed it off and went and saw
the doctor. And yes, I had to get physio.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Because when you.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
See Rocky in those movies, it's easy. A huge jackman
doing the skipping. Yes, you know the bit where they
get the rope and they just do it to the
site's skipping. You just you're not jumping the rope.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I look at him, think I used to be able
to do that. There's now I could do it now.
But have you seen all these tropes of grown men
trying to actually skip, not jump, not with a rope,
but actually skipping. It's really hard.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
I remember one day, many years ago, my daughter was
little and she used to like skip and gallop like
a horse, and we're running along this beach.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
And she's going, come on to it, you can do it.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
She would have been about four, and she's galloping along
and I'm going I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
I was trying to do it. I couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
And at that point it suddenly dawned on me how
I could do it and I'm doing it, and I'm going, look,
I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I'm doing it.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
But then these guys were sitting there in their boat,
which was called Piston Broke, like these full on fishermen dudes,
and they just looked at im. I couldn't see my daughter,
and they just looked at me and they went, goodn't
your chair.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
And being a Horsey, just bring the curtain around and
shoot me.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Chris has joined us.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
It's Kelly.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Kelly is joined Kelly.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
What was your dingjer good morning.

Speaker 17 (51:57):
I broke my finger pulling up my jeans.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Oh oh that would be so painful.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
I know.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
It was a Saturday night since and yeah, I was
very very embarrassed, to say the least.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
They were the jeans tied had took us through what happened.

Speaker 17 (52:17):
They were skinny jeans, very very dangerous skinny jeans, and yeah,
broke my finger. But it was also in the paper,
which was really annoying.

Speaker 8 (52:30):
Well, apparently there.

Speaker 17 (52:31):
Was a journalist at the at the Saint Vincent that
night and the last line of the of the article
was not all injuries are alcohol related. One girl came
in and broke a finger pulling up her jeans.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Really, thank you that I kept it. Thank you now, Chris, Hello, Chris,
tell us about your injury.

Speaker 7 (52:55):
James Amen, I all, I was about four years old.
I grew up in the western suburbs of Balmain and
I actually went to the toilet. We had the old
toilets in the backyard, the old outside Dunny's, and I
was in there mucking around and I slammed the toilet

(53:16):
lid down on my tenas after I went to the
toilet and it was the old black style.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Toilets that were really baker.

Speaker 7 (53:26):
That's the baker and I actually caused my teens to
be sircu side.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (53:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:37):
When I heard yeah, I think I thought, yeah, this
is a bit of a dicky story.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
And has everything been okay since? Chris? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 7 (53:46):
Got to take at the hospital and it was one
of those things where you had to bend in stept around.

Speaker 8 (53:51):
It for a period of time.

Speaker 9 (53:51):
But yeah, they had to take all the four skin.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
Off and.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Chris.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Yeah, last night, Chris, I'm glad everything's in standing.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I was sitting down before he was four. Yeah, because
he's that's all there.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Yeah, it's just at that height. Let's all take a
deep breath.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Shall we. Where were the journalists that night in the hospital?

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Thank you? Thank you for all your calls the Sham
Notion podcast, because I didn't watch the news last night.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Where were you otherwise? Engaged?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Were you? I was just you sent me some photos.
You're out on a boat, but you said in the afternoon,
there's some nice sunset shots. But then you said you
didn't get home till nine thirty or so.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
I never said I didn't get home till Okay, why
do I tell you anything?

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Miss spill the guts the beans.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
I'm hoping.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
But I didn't watch the news. But my eye was
certainly put up when I heard this news story about
two people desecrating the war memorial in Hyde Park. Did
you see that story? No, two men went in there
and they spread this oily subject substance over the war memorial.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
About twelve to twenty pm yesterday, two men were captured
on CCTV spraying an unknown substance onto the walls and
the steps of the ANZAC Memorial in Hyde Park, South.
They're both appear to be Caucasian males aged in their
fifties or sixties, of heavy or large build and we're
absolutely desperate for someone in the community to identify these

(55:27):
two individuals for us.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
And this is what it's important. You've got to get
the full story of the news. Because I was fired up.
I was ready to get the youthful of angry villagers
to go and find these blokes.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
But as it turns out, they weren't actually desecrating the memorial.
They were blessing the memorial.

Speaker 16 (55:41):
Abel Clark and Peter McMaster, claiming the oily trail they
left at the Anzac Memorial on Thursday was a show
of their faith.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
What kind of oil do you use for?

Speaker 7 (55:51):
Of course, lot of oil, As we believe the oil
represents the Holy Spirit, represents.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Life and truth and hope, joy, peace and love.

Speaker 16 (56:00):
The two born again Christians age sixty one, decigning to.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Head into the city to spill oil on the.

Speaker 16 (56:06):
Granite floors and walls of a safe grid size, leaving
a permanent state.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
And so did one new service say they were vandalizing,
another said they were well.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
The a wiring dug deeper and found out the story.
So you've always got to look for them the story.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
It's still do you want? Is it okay to leave
a stain.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
On the marble on the on the mall?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Well, okay that away from that, it's a separate story.
Maybe you say, running sideline.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Maybe some of the spray pure and simple or something.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
I still spiritual, pure and simple.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Spiritual are and simple. This could be a good thing.
So I guess the lesson is not to jump in
on these news stories so much. It's also if you.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Come home late on a Tuesday night and you've had
seven beers a little dirdie told me by that heaven beers.
That's an interesting way to speak Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
You don't judge, You.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Don't judge anyone. Jam said, what would you do with
twenty thousand dollars just for complaining? Imagine saying that's how
you won twenty grand. That's what we've got, our favorite
goolie of the year.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
What have we got?

Speaker 10 (57:15):
What gets my goolies is like whenever you see couples
driving along with the caravan, like it's always the men driving.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I don't get it.

Speaker 10 (57:25):
Why do women just become passengers once they get married, like,
why do they Why do you always assume the man
is the more confident at towing a caravan or just
driving in general? I come on, women, that is absolutely false.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Just drive the car.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I think we should put that to the pub testimon
It's really interesting because a lot of men don't want
the woman to drive.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
I don't mind when the woman drives the car. The woman,
the woman, you or my wife drive the car. My
wife usually lets me.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Drive, though, as she always insists that I drive, But
I don't mind if she wanted to drive.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
I have no truck with it really right, even though
every time you drive with me there's some disparaging comments.
And I've never had an accident. I've never had an
act mister ten bike accident.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Yeah, but how many of your cause?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
What else have we got?

Speaker 13 (58:14):
He's what really gets my goolies, the debacle that is
kiss and drop at the school.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Bloody drop off. It's not rock and science. People.

Speaker 13 (58:22):
There are three allocated car spaces where you park to
drop your child. They simply alight three spaces, not four, five,
well off three, But every morning someone parks in the
wrong space and gets their kids out. It is a
mess and drives me crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
True, you still gon't just to kiss the teachers, kiss
and drop take.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Even have that. Dad wouldn't even slow the card throwers
out the side. You got driven to school looking out
of the batting with the good of your disjab.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
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it's almost finishing, so final chance to go and see
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Speaker 3 (59:14):
Don't miss out on that French loin. I've strained my necks.
I've strained my neck and shoulders rocking a French loin,
rocking out to all the notes on Hold you strained
your neck and.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Shoulders yesterday trying to untangle some jewelry. Yeah, I still
haven't untangled. It's a giant lump.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
I pitied the fool they can't untangle their jewelry.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Trouble drum today is beating for injuries, just as Kelly
from Chippendale has a dicky injury. She got it. She
got in the paper because it was that good?

Speaker 17 (59:44):
I broke my finger pulling up my jeans. Oh, it
was a Saturday night, and Sir Vincent's was also in
the paper.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
There was a.

Speaker 17 (59:52):
Journalist at Saint Vincent's that night, and the last line
of the article is not all injuries are alcohol related.
One girl came in and broke a finger pulling up
her jeans.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
She wasn't pulling up her jeans in the hospital waiting room.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
It could be worse. You're pulling off your jeans. Friday
had a bit. That's enough emergency. Well, well, indeed, we'll
be back tomorrow. You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
It's Thursday, Smart versus Darce.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Oh interesting, Roosters v shut how's that game?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
And fewer games. I'll have to have my eye in. Well, yes,
of course you have to have your quickened box in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Higo joins us after nine o'clock this morning, ten dollars
twenty four hours plow ten k in a day is back.
I'm looking forward to that. I was looking at another
thing that I wouldn't mind buying.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
What's that is this?

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
You like a pin wore machine ac DC PM wore
machines out that's ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Well, maybe try you luck, Brendon.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
We'll see you at six tonight for jam Nation. Good Day,
You'll thank God that's over.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Good Bye, good Bite.

Speaker 13 (01:00:56):
You can catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio
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Good Bye, Young

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