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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a podcast today, No Lies.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I know you thought we'd ended this. I've just begun.
I've decided to take this out of the hands of
the amateurs I e. Brendan Jones and feed it to
the professionals.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I E AI great. Do you like the initials?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
There?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I do?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
And what we've decided to do.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
What I've decided to do is to feed different genres
this song, No Lies, and I think this way we
can take it to the world and make a bit
of buntz w WTF.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Okay, don't do me to me the pub test.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Someone who suggested scrambled eggs is the greatest breakfast in
the world.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Not just someone an Instagram site that has forty million listeners.
They did a quiz and scrambled eggs has one. How
do you feel about that Toy Story? A new Toy
Story movie is being released this time next year. Apparently
there's a new villain. I'm going to give you all
the info you need.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
And why are we getting ripped off by when we're
sitting on the biggest gas reserve And I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Not just talking about you. The biggest gas reserve in
the world.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Australia is one of the biggest producers of gas, and
yet we are making no money from this. What deals
have been done? And why is it so? David Pocock
Independent MP is going to be joining us.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Enjoy the podcast. That a miracle of recording. We have
so many requests for them to do it again. Mistress
Amanda and miss Killer Amanda doesn't work alone, friend making

(01:38):
the tools of the trade.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
The legendary part. Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Congratulations, we're there any right now?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Jersey and Amanda, you're doing a great job selfe no
good radio, sorry, but of a total tongues and Amanda, Yeah,
it's shoot timy oh, we're on here talking about it
to you. Amanda.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well, Hi, how.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Are you happy? Manya?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Happy manya? I went up to Brisbane this weekend to
see my dad.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
How did you go? Visiting?

Speaker 7 (02:14):
Art?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Great great great dad's ninety one and I got up
there to see him because obviously I love him, and
I've tried to go up like I can't get up
as often as i'd like because you know, stuff, this
stuff going on home and blah blah blah and all
that but last time I was trying to get up
there was that big cyclone Alfred.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
So I haven't been for a little while.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
So it was great to see him, you know, it's
great and also to support my brother who's doing all
the hard yards because my brother lives in Brisbane and
Dad's in great health, but you know, he's got age
related dementia, not full on dementia, but he's you know,
age related stuff. So Cameron has to tell about all
his medical appointments and stuff like that. So you know,
I'm very grateful to Cameron for carrying the load there.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, well you do a lot.

Speaker 8 (02:55):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
I was worried about you this week and I thought
you've got to go on your plate. And then and
then for some reason, this a rational fear about you
going on a plane. I think it was the seven
eight to seven crash over there in India.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I chose to go Quantus and in fly Air India
to go to.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, I wouldn't fly Air Indea for a bit.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I flying Air India and Yeah, and all the ones
that are you know, it's you take a risk every time.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Well, my old man used to say any flipp for
corners for many many years. He said, mate, if anything
in your life, just don't fly a third world airline.
If you if you can give you any advice in
your life, it might be cheap and all that sort
of stuff, but just don't flyway.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
The flying was air Peru or something on to be
on two thousand trip and I was buzzing a fly
away from my meal. I'm on an airplane.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
You're a fly, don't you understand?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
You do it yourself. Don't you a ride here?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Or maybe flies get tired?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
He just wants to rest.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
So I felt in Hawaii, excuse me, special meal, I
want to run my fingers over a bigger cake than this.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
I suppose we could watch the fly very good? Nice
Actually back Saturday, Monday being Monday.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, lots of things. Let's first look at the footy tips.
And we knew when I threw the darts, I picked
a lot of the losers. Having said that, I got
three out of five and the experts got four out
of five.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
So you lost.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I lost, but only by a little.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
So what's the final score, Well, overall, we're six all,
so I've picked as many winners as the experts have.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Doesn't it goes to show?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, just goes to show. Coming up on the shout
the game with the Bulldogs yesterday, I thought I was
in a time warp.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Is this game still going? Twenty minutes?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Was a lot lightning storm?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, and all the news was all pushed back. Everything
was imagine when they was slowing it down to go
to the bunk, I thought the news executive has been going, Oh.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
My god, come on, my little grandson. He loves watching
Peter Overton on the news. Yeah, but Pete wasn't on
last night Mark Burrow's design, So what did he do?

Speaker 7 (04:49):
Well?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
He wasn't happy. He's already like a grumpy old man
five months old. Where's Peter?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Who's his pants and gets cranky watching the TV? He's
got a lot in common.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I also coming up on the show today.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything until
we do the magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Deja vus is question one is a term used to
describe what strange feeling gem Nation.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Gold by one point seven.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Hello there, it's Jonesy demanded thanks to Mojo Homes. Sunny
seventeen in the city eighteen in our west right now
at seven degrees much better today than yesterday.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
That freak storm.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
The Bulldog South's game had to be called off not
partway through post post.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well, that's right.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
They all had to leave the field because of the
big lightning strikes and they came on again twenty minutes later.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Jim Y Raye, who likes to play soccer on a Sunday.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, our game got a banded mid game because it
started to rain, so we all had to walk off
the pitch.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
And go because of rain. I'm sure it must have
been light.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, lightning, and there was lots of rain and we're losing,
so we all just wanted to keep playing.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh that's good, you were, you know, But isn't that
good if you lose because no one gets any points.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, because the other team gets the points.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
And so wherever it ends, that's where they go.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, we do, we'll keep playing. And then it started
to hail. So did you think you were going to
come back?

Speaker 9 (06:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
What was the score too?

Speaker 9 (06:02):
On?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
You like a little kid when it rains, you like
playing in the rain.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I love, I love it makes it. Did your mom say, Ryan,
get out of that puddle.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Whenever they used to call off the kids games because
of the rain and things, Harley would say, how are
we ever going to beat the all Blacks?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yes, you can't play in the mud.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I used to love playing in the rain. I used
to shine in the rain.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
And even in the team, you just run on and
roll around like elaborative.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
David Helthcott.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Nothing on under your.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Coat were magnificence? Seven seven questions? Can you go all
the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If you
do that amount, it will say.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I'll say, oh, look at these prizes. Two hundred fifty
dollars to spend on cocain. It says here it's clicking awesome.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
It is clicking awesome. Run's in Helen's ron.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Hi, how are you very well?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Thank you? Question number one. Deja vu is a term
used to describe what strange feeling.

Speaker 10 (06:55):
It's a French phrase to say, like something that's happened before.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yes, and that's right.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
What they think is that you know, with all our pathways,
something triggers a memory pathway, although.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
It's not a memory, so it's something news happened.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's a little delay.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Having sir before your name typically indicates that.

Speaker 10 (07:14):
You have been what run, So what's the question again?

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Having sir before your name typically indicates that you have
been what.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Run, Let's play the not so secret sound?

Speaker 9 (07:32):
Ron?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
What's this?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Sorry, let's hear it again?

Speaker 9 (07:47):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Sorry, Ron.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Jackie's in Engelberg.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Hello Jackie, good morning.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
How are we too? Well? Do you want to have another?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Listener?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
I think I know what it is?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
What is it?

Speaker 11 (07:58):
Hitting a golf book?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
It is? What about our boy Adam Scott? How goods
he got?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Adam Scott? As we speak, look like he looks like
he's going to clinch the American?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I was open.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah, I like whomen clinch stuff. I like when we
get on a bandwagon as well.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
He's only in it for the green coat suits him.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Which do you ever play golf? A maan? Do you
look like you could play golf?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Well?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I have played it casually on holidays and things, but
I can't tell whether I'm left handed or right handed.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
I am left handed in real life.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
When was the last time you played around?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Okay, last time you had a hole in one?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Brandon, spend some time.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Don't ask me what I last time I whacked off?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh? Come on?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Was all this leading to that?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Jack?

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Still with I'm not I've gone whitch Melbrooks movie is
getting a sequel?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Is it a Spaceballs?

Speaker 5 (08:46):
B Placing Saddles C Dracula Dead and Loving It?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Say no, it's not Blazing Saddle And they couldn't doing
As you get older, you get.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Can you imagine you got? You just couldn't have that show.
Now that's question before.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Which mel Brooks movie is getting a sequel? It has
been announced?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Is it space Balls? Or is it Dracula Dead and
Loving It?

Speaker 12 (09:11):
Sam?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Podcast The Magnificence The.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Question before it's going to Sam in Orang Park. Hello Sam,
Good morning Sam. They've announced a sequel to one of
mel Brooks films. He's going to be in it, he says,
at one hundred and one years old. Is it space
Balls or Dracula Dead and Loving It? What happened in
space Balls? In Spaceballs? I don't seen it?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Pizza the hot and do you remember end up of
Star Wars? Dark Helmet from Star Wars? I just couldn't
imagine them doing Blazing Saddles again. I watched that only recently.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
The fighting scenes are easy as you get older, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
But just everything else. The golf is a car made
by which company? Sam?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Question six?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
What brand of collectible plush toy Monster Elves has gained
widespread attention recently. Do you know what.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Starts with an el?

Speaker 10 (10:14):
Blushy?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
No, Margaret's with us?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Margaret, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
How are you right well? Collectible plush toy monster Elves
taking the World by Storm starts with an el?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Do you know what they're called? Is it La Boo Boo?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I saw a life size one that went for two
hundred and twenty thousand dollars. Is that someone undressed as
a little like a the Boo Boo mascot costume?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
What would you do with that?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Put it on your hand bag?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
With your handbag?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I know that's where we go crazy.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Which show premiered on Channel seven last night.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Margaret Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Dance with the Stars.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Must watch it, Margaret, I recorded it.

Speaker 10 (10:57):
We have Yeah, we have a I.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Had weirdo already. I had like an anxiety. Do you
get anxiety when it comes back on?

Speaker 9 (11:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (11:06):
And I love Chris and Sonia and I love Rebecca
Gibney and all the people involved in it, but it's
not live. And the best thing about it was when
it used to be live, and it was like watching
a circus. And when I was hosted with Grant where
about the whole show was starting. This big camera was
looming towards us, all the dances were in place. The
auto cu just dies. That's the thing. Anything can happen
at any minute, and that's what's great about live television.

(11:29):
This isn't live.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
It's true, it's true. I remember being on it, but
I just got that anxiety.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
The anxiety did a little sphincter twins.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I got a sphincter. And when Helen Richie speak, you know,
you get a sphincter twin, I do.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
You had a minute and a half of music and
in that time there's over two hundred beats and I
don't think you hit one of them.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
And that was one of my best dances.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Was best score of four.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's my best score was six.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Congratulations and congratulations to you, Margaret. You've won the jam
packets all coming away two hundred and fifty dollars to
spend at Cogan Cogan dot COM's end of financial year
sailors on now Cogan dot com clicking awesome at Double
Pass to the Titanic, the Human Story exhibition that's now
open a wash Bay pier. It looks great and Jones

(12:18):
and Demanda caricatures, feed of color and substandard pencils.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Margaret, anything you would add to this.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
No, thank you very much, Margaret, You're welcome. Jonesy and
Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 12 (12:31):
R.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
One of those old guys now is bitter?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Sounds like it?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Does it sound like?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Well, you just said you were bitter?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Joking? Just to join in too. Coming through the Jermanac
a big bog of musical facts.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
On this day in nineteen eighty, the Blues Brothers release
their head. Everybody needs somebody to love it. It's time
I watched the Blues Brothers movie again.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
We've been half an hour since.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
You've seen it.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I just love that movie.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
I love like you.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
I can't watch it on watch it again again?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
What's your favorite line from the movie? Should you like
that we got a full tank of gas? How pack
of cigarettes is dark and we're wearing sunglasses? Hit it?
Remember that being? Oh you know it's got cop tires,
cop motor. You know this one.

Speaker 8 (13:09):
It's got a cop motor of four hundred and forty
cubic inch plant that's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks.
There's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run
good on regular gas. What do you say, is it
the new Bluesmobile or what cuts a cigarette rider?

Speaker 5 (13:24):
What about when we get out of the shops and
I say orange whip, orange whip, orange whip.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You know when I want an orange whip, orange whip,
orange whip, three orange whips? My kids say that.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Now, you know, why don't you at least quote terms
of endearm? I got something useful, psych Let's put this on.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Everybody needs Somebody Love? Gem nice right on go? What
for seven? Hello?

Speaker 5 (13:48):
There, it's Jonesy demand to Everybody needs Somebody Love the
soundtrack from the Blues Brothers movie.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
You don't want that movie?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
That was a great movie, nineteen eighty Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I know that's fifty years ago go.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
When I saw I had no idea what I was
going to be about.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
It's a long time ago. When I saw it, I
didn't know what it was going to be about. And
I remember thinking, this is the greatest movie of my life.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
I know.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
And that and Mad Max is all you've spoken about
ever since.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I watched many other movies. I've seen Terrify, three dreadful.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
What is that? What would you watch that hat.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
I don't know my daughter's into it, jam I right,
have you seen Blues Brothers?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
It seems cheesy, It's not.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Cheesy, but you can't expect people like Ryan expected in
nineteen eighties.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Brenda, Well, my dad used to make me watch bloody
movies like you've got to.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
But yeah, and you.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Fall asleep in front of the Telly. You boys, you
gotta watch this. You gotta watch this as I'd watch it,
need be asleep.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah, And here you are saying to Ryan, wat watch this.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
You got to watch the Blues. I'm with your dad.
You should watch it with your dad.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
And why don't we all hold hands and watch Mary
Poppins and never advanced through the years.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
You make us sound very old.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Well, well we're not very old. We're just what we
are going to act like some young kid. No, no, no,
but my pants down around that's what you do now,
going to be nanging and vapor.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
And doing a podcast.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Well, thank you. I do a podcast. I'm holding up
my end of being young and vital. I do a
podcast called young and vital. Look, the thing is, we
want to be young and vital. We've got onto the
Gaza band. This is what you've done. It started with
you lying by saying that your band broke what is
it bad element? Yep, we're going to reform, and you

(15:38):
tinker around and how great you sounded. We found out
afterwards you'd employed seventeen year old boys called the Gaza Band.
I employed, collaborated with, bribed with some frozen pizza, and
the result was great.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
That's my boys. Great, they're going to be huge.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
They are going to be huge.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
But now that i'm your manage, I've got big plans
for this song that inspired me.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Hey, how are you my manager?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
That inspired me because i'm their manager. Yeah, but now
i'm your manager. The fish just keep eating the fish.
So what I think we should do, and I've taken
the liberty of doing it, is get ai to give
us different versions of that song in different genres.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
We've covered the young guys with the Gaza Band. And
if that's rock, I guess is that what you call it?
Indie rock kind of stuff?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Is that what you think?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
It's time that rock came that.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Sure, but that's not where the big money is.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Where's the big money?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
The money is in a rap I know you don't like,
you don't like and that's why I could never get you.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
No, you can never do it as a rap song.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Listen how good it sounds when it's rat a priest.

Speaker 13 (16:46):
You can lida the way, never heard anyone? You can
d to a priest, you candid tone, a little way, lad,
I never heard anyone.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You know what I hear drive by myself and shoot myself.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
You know what I hear when I hear money.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
That sounds like Diddy.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Well that's not a good example, all right, you don't
want that. How about we go back to something that
your dad loved. Then you pooh pooed, even though you're
saying here, now, let's listen to old songs.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Your dad loved Elvis he did? What about this?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Oh tell it what to do?

Speaker 11 (17:29):
You tell it what to be?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I'm gonna see this through white line, one word.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Listen, taking this rocket out of here.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
I'm not listening to a.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
More whoa yoult pre se invited a little white line,
never heard anyone?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Those lyrics still stand up.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
You know you can take any old dross and turn
it into a great song. That's what this is telling me.
I've got more. I've got more. I'm going to play
some for you later. In the show this song. The
beauty of this is I can take you out of
it and market it in a much better way, just
like Colonel Tom Parker.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Like Colonel Tom Parker, A feed me full of barbituates. No,
that was Colonel Sanders.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
And I'll die on the toilet.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Well, let's see what's in store for all of us
jones jam nations.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
And let's get on down to joking a matter of
arms to the pod.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Test while the world spins on a whatever it's spinning
on access.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, it feels like it's about to come off its access.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I know, I know, everywhere you look there's just disaster.
But in the meantime, let's talk about breakfast food.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Life goes on.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
As John Mellencamp once quoted down at the Jonesy demand
of arms. The pub Test, scrambled eggs has been voted
as the best breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Does it pass the pub Test?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
I say, I'll tell you who voted for this.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
There's an entertainment and news Instagram page called Puberty, and
it asks their forty million followers to take part in
the greatest breakfast item of All Time vote. Gwyneth Paltrow
announced the winner.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
So this is a big deal, you know.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
And the winner was scrambled eggs as the greatest breakfast
item of all time. Lots of people have said that
they think otherwise, you mean, slamming a red bull and
vapor at seven am isn't better than eggs. Someone has
said bacon got robbed? What about pancakes? Nothing beats a
singing of coffee, said someone else. Drink of tea and

(19:26):
a look around.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
That's the didn't goes breakfast.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
It did go breakfast, the pist and a look around.
Excuse my language. My father always told us it was
a drink of tea and a look around.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
That's your that's your breakfast every day.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
I just, you know, I think scrambled eggs is just
a lazy person's domain.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
It's not lazy. He takes an effort to make that.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
To make scrambled eggs lazy is a piece of toast,
and that's easy.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Be lazy.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Takes some effort.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
The full English breakfast, get that all the star makes it.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
I like a running egg with toast dipped in it.
I'd be very happy with that.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I got to eat running eggs very quickly.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Why because my brain wants it comprehends that it's chicken embryo.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's not a chicken embryo. It's a chicken period.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
It is. Let's be it is. It's not a chicken embryo.
It's not a fertilized egg. I'm sorry everybody between a
by breakfast, but it's not an embryo.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
You know you just made me heat.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Let's be, but let's tell the truth finally on this
show The Truth.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
It's n it's truth. Scrambled Eggs been voted as the
best breakfast. Does it passed the pub test? I say nay.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
I say yes, ish you make it a running egg,
I'd be happier.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, damn, George, you say, old mother l rough cap.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I'm not trying that.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I think I'm onto something here.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I know that you with your band Bad Element, had
a rough version of No Lies. Then you got the
Gaza Band and you're trying to trick it. So I'm
over that now, not trick which. I love the Gaza band,
seventeen eighteen year old boys, and they did a great version.
Think that's great. That's the rock area covered, I think.

(21:09):
And now that i'm your manager, I'm seeing dollar signs
everywhere with this, and I'm seeing the success of it
because I've taken you right out of it.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
What we've so far.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I played you some snippets earlier, a rap version, you com.

Speaker 13 (21:24):
Priest, you canlids were done, a little way heard anything
even you like that.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
But this is a.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Little This goes against everything. The gazz are band bringing
rock back.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
That's not where the money is. Brendan, what about Elvis?
What about Elvis?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Tell it what to do? What to benet? Another one
for you.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Okay, Now, I'm not a big fan of this genre,
and I know you're not, but this is a very
good example of how it can be done. Well. What
about a jazz version of No Lies sixty jazz telling
them what to do to telling me what to be?
I've gone on six my line, never heard anyone lie?

(22:13):
So take this rock, get.

Speaker 12 (22:15):
Out of here.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I'm not listening to it no more. You can lie
to a priest, you can lie to a nun. A
little line, never heard anyone. This is my work.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Your work is the dumb lyrics. The great work is Ai.
It makes no sense. Shut up right, Rhyme's quite right.
The lyrics make no sense. And what are they all singing?
You can take this rock and get out of here.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Take this rap and get out of here. And that
was before rap was even invented.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Well, the words existed before the musical genre.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Take this rap mean take take your stuff and get
out of here.

Speaker 12 (22:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Okay, but do you agree? And I've got more, got more.
We are going to make money out of this.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
What means your man, Tom?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Colonel Sanders? I can't tell. Sham notion podcast?

Speaker 8 (23:07):
When God, I want right now, your windows.

Speaker 14 (23:15):
Your head on a yell.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
The pub test today, Scrambled Eggs has been voted as
the best breakfast.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 7 (23:25):
Well?

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Puberty which is an entertainment and news puberty, pubberty? Would
it be?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
It's not pubertye it's pub itsy or puppety.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I think it's pubberty.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
The entertainment and news Instagram page asked their forty million
followers to vote on this.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Gwyneth Paltrow announced the winner, who happened to be.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Scrambled Eggs for the best breakfast. That's what people voted for.
Lots of people are saying, come on, what about a
red bull and a vape at seven am?

Speaker 3 (23:50):
How can that not be better than it.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
As a mendicella.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
People are saying, what about bacon, pancakes, a city and
a coffee A wee in a look around? Didn't those breakfast?
How do you feel scrambled eggs? Best breakfast in the
world is a past the pub test?

Speaker 11 (24:05):
Away we go awesome, the complete breakfast.

Speaker 9 (24:08):
I reckon they're great if you get perfectly cooked scrambled eggs.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Not rubbery stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
They're the best.

Speaker 11 (24:16):
You've got to cook it right, so it takes a
bit of skill. I reckon to do scrambled eggs perfect does.

Speaker 10 (24:21):
A past pun test?

Speaker 14 (24:22):
I put tomato, sausage and pride egg on avocado.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Don't be my taste.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, I think your past the pub test.

Speaker 14 (24:30):
But eggs in general, poached, boiled, scrambled past the pub test.

Speaker 11 (24:36):
Everyone likes scrambled egg I read a further recently that
the majority of women these days prefer their eggs in
the morning, unfertilized.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
You can use it as a forum to get your
gear out me although it might be a little bit.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Old, that's your job.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Jane One's going to.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Do old jakes as me.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Okay, thank you for all your calls. Big weekend of
news and the international drug Cartel has been caught selling
massive amounts of fake coccine.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Come on, who can you trust to Sydney gangs to
us see how would you know?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's dangerous, isn't it? Who have onsolded to customers on
the streets.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
The police have alleged this and gang of five who
were all born in Columbia.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
What do you think you're getting?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
And what do you get?

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Instantly? People in the ace from Columbia. Sure it's going
to be it's going to be good. So it's ninety
five kilos of the stuff and passed off as bricks
of cocaine. It's just sugar and caffeine powder, like a
white caffeine powder.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Who that a fab episode where Patsy and Adina went
to Sounds of France and I think Patsy was snorting
talcum powder, but she thought it was cocaine And at
the end of it she The most disappointing thing though,
was that she actually enjoyed playing cakes.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
I like this was good. Do they do the test?
You know, you see in the movies they dip their finger.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
And they go, oh, yeah, that's pure, pure sugar, that's pure.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Sure the horses came running.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
It's scary though, because what happens like the to do
a drive by with fake guns just their fingers.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
That's what you get.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
In other news, what about Donald Trump's big extravaganza. That
was quite extraordinary, wasn't it. I think there's lots of
people mocking it. The certainly there weren't enough people there,
and he was expecting a big, full on North Korean
precision marching back.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
But it wasn't a military mite it was.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
It was military.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
It was there year of.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Two hundred and fifty years of the military in a
lot of people don't know about this. In America's time
as a country, it's been at peace for about seventeen
years out of all of its time, so it's probably
one of the most warlike nations in the world. But
they have a very impressive military. And I was watching
I'm a bit of a nerd with that military stuff
because they had World War two tanks that guy's dressed

(26:48):
up from.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
There's a World War Tank two tank.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Now Donald Trump's joints.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
You hear a bit bit of WD forty might be
needed there.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
But then they've got guys dressed up from the Vietnam
era of guys from the World War two era. I
don't think they would have had Civil war guys because
that'd be a bit to But.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
There's a lot of they were expecting sort of precision
marching and they didn't get that. There's some speculation that
the soldiers weren't happy being put on parade like that
and didn't do their best precision marching.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
That was the guys that were walking like stripes.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
There she was and just still walking down his cheek.
But my favorite bit was when Fox News cross woman
called Rebecca Koffler, who is a conservative pro America analyst,
but she's also worked in intelligence agencies, very high up
with the CIA, with DIA, with NATO ministers, etc. And

(27:41):
as someone said here, she looked like she was three
martinis deep and speaking in morse code.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I'll let you decide with us now.

Speaker 15 (27:47):
Is former Defense Intel Agency officer Rebecca Kuffler. Rebecca, what
are your thoughts tonight on the incredible symbolism and the
messaging that we saw her tonight from the Commander in
Chief on the Army's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 16 (28:00):
I am so excited Emily, and.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
This is incredible.

Speaker 16 (28:08):
Finally the United States is back. I want to really
thank all of our Army, Navy, and Air Force officers
who have been sacrificing their lives. Literally, their families have

(28:29):
been contributed to the mission most of the time for
the past quarter of a century. Because of the mismanagement
of the the administrative States, they've been fighting these foreign wars.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
But with our new in chief.

Speaker 16 (28:53):
Dolloging Trump, they are prioritizing America first. And I want
to thank the officers for all of these sacrifices and
all of the hardships that their families come and do.
On Lawrence Jones, you are doing You're you're laughing man
like you guys and pray Lucas, thank you.

Speaker 15 (29:16):
I want to thank will do you so much.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Rebecca, thank you, and thank you for your service to
Thank you. Crapper Rapper up Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Jonesy and Amanda. I'm just in the ball identity.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Not in that other movie Sweet Simon, Sweet about the
one where he's wing on the potatoes?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
What about this?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
The last Toy Story film, Toy Story four, was released
in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, it was that the one. They all end up
going into the insideration.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
But they don't spoiler alert. But that made grown men cry.
That one was so emotion triggering, wasn't it. But Toy
Story five now is just a year await. It's release
date is June nineteen, next year. Pixar is giving a
first look at the concept art for this latest one,
and from what I've been reading, there's a new villain
on the scene. It was revealed that Toy Story five's

(30:17):
villain is going to be lily Pad, a sneaky and
prickly tablet, not a pill, tablet.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Like a laptop.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
A screen.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
A screen, That's what I'm looking for.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
So this lily Pad convinces eight year old Bonnie Anderson
that friends and games on a device beat dusty old
toys in the closet.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Oh, I love that she The premise of story five.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Toy Story five is she gets a lily Pad for
school chat and online games, but the tablet decides that
her toys are holding her back. Oh that's it's a
great idea. That's right for the screen to be the baddie.
Wait till she meets Gerald, her new online gambling friend,

(31:00):
Ronica Vape.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
And what he faces off against the Bricki's laptop.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
What's that? It's the Pokys, the Pokey's.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
And what about the next movie after this where they
meet the real villain, Puberty?

Speaker 3 (31:13):
No one wants to see.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
That seems like.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Such an old story.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Last week, when I was angry with you that you'd
lied to us, you said that the Gaza band doing
your version of No Lies was you and the lie.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
It was a collaborative effort.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Well, I've decided to embrace the new anything.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
It's philanthropic.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
I've taken this young band from the streets and I've
given them a platform.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, then thank me, because I've taken you out of
the equation and we're going to go stratispheric. I've taken
the liberty of saying hello to mister Ai. And we've
looked already at some genres this morning, we've looked at
jazz versions of it. We've had a Elva version of
the song, so much better than your original. It's hilarious,

(32:03):
isn't it when you take you out of it? How
talented people can be. But what about this one? I
love this one the most. This is a country version
of No Lies Country.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
I think Keith Urban.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Me what to do telling what.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Did a few more dead dogs in.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Every a little.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Record?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I like it modern Country.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
There's no tracks, no dogs.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
What do you think if you play it backwards? Do
you get all your stuff back?

Speaker 9 (32:45):
You do?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Indeed, Jim, I right.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
The lyrics.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I've improved on the original to the power of a
million and thank you. You are welcome, Jam. Well, as
we've been saying all morning, Australia is one of the
biggest exporters of gas in the world, but compared to
other countries, we're making next to no money from it,
and as consumers we're paying through the nose for it.
Who's making the money? What's going on. One of the
people who've spoken out about this is Independent politician David Pocock,

(33:13):
who joins us now.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Good morning, David, Morning James, and no manna David.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
When we say next to no money, when the matter
says that is it actually next to no money?

Speaker 7 (33:23):
Well, for offshore energy exports here in Australia, states and
territories can't levy a royalty on offshore orders and so
the Commonwealth government's the one who's meant to get money
from that. Last time I checked with Treasury, we had
received zero sense for our offshore lergy exports through one
of the biggest offshore exporters in the world. It just

(33:44):
makes no sense to me that we're giving away a
finite resource for free to mostly multinational corporations who then
don't actually.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Pay much tax here, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
So we don't get the gas in Australia and they're
not paying the tax, so we're not getting the revenue.
Who set up this system and why is it like that?
Why are we doing this?

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Both sides of politics have overseen this where on the
one hand we're giving away gas for free, and then
we're also not saying you have to at.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Least put a.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Certain percentage of gas into the East Coast gas market,
and so we're essentially paying export prices for our own
gas impacts. Up in Darwin, I think is a really
good example of everything that's wrong with this whole sort
of regime of giving away our gas. They export nine
million tons annually, which doesn't really mean much, but that's

(34:38):
more than New South Wales, Victoria and South Australia use combined.
They pay no royalties on the gas that they extract.
They've never paid patrolling resource rent tax and they hardly
pay any tax at all on their sort of corporate tax.
So not contributing getting our gas for free, exporting it

(34:59):
to and then we learn out that Japan is now
importing and then exporting our gas. They've become this sort
of middle middleman with our gas and made over a
billion dollars last year from doing that to our own gas.
So we're getting totally totally do it as a country.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
I look at the.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
UAE with petrol over there, So in Dubai you're paying
a dollar a liter for fuel. If that was the case,
we had the same thing here. We should be getting
gas for as cheap as chips. We should buy. My
last gas bill was sixteen hundred dollars, that's on top,
and an electric bill was thirteen hundred dollars, and that's
just so that's quite phenomenal. I just don't understand. We

(35:38):
should be getting it for free. We should be like
the Arabs.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
It should be, it should be, it should be cheaper.
And you know, I've met with big industrial gas users
who are using it to make fertilizer and other things,
and they say they're paying twenty bucks at gigdul, and
they know that it's being exported in some instances at
four dollars a giga jewel. So I don't understand why
politicians aren't putting Australians ahead of the interests of multinationals

(36:04):
and foreign countries. Like, this is our gas. It's a
finite resource. We should be getting a good return on it.
And I think you only have to look at Norway
the approach they've taken to oil and gas. They have
a two point eight trillion dollar sovereign wealth fund for
their future, and we've got a trillion dollars of national
debt despite being one of the biggest fossil fuel exporters

(36:25):
in the world when it comes to coal, gas, ironoy,
exports all of these things that belong to all of us,
and yet we're not capturing the value of that. I
really think that needs to change. I think more and
more Australians are waking up to that and saying, hey,
you've got to put us first. This is money that
could be going into education and healthcare.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Can we get out of it? Though this deal is
done for forty years, we can't do anything about it.

Speaker 7 (36:50):
So the argument that the major Party is put forward
is exactly that. Oh well, you know, sovereign risk, we
can't do anything. One of the things that I've been
pushing them on is even if you just look at
uncontracted gas, there's gas that has long term contracts and
then there's this big pool of uncontracted gas which is
multiples of any projected shortfall here in Australia. If we
just said, right, any uncontracted gas has to come to

(37:12):
Australians first, that's a solution. So yeah, I don't really
understand why there isn't the political will there. It seems
like they're a bit captured by these corporations and putting
them ahead of all of us.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
This belongs to us.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
So yeah, I think there's more and more voices speaking
up on this, and I think, you know, on once
more Australian understand what's actually being happened. How were given
being scammed that they'll be changed?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Well, David, you brought it to our attention.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yes, and our kids are paying more through tex and
these multinationals are paying tax on our natural resources.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
You know. Young people are paying more back in hex
then we're getting from gas. Nurses pay more tax than
we're getting from gas. And you know, I think the
gas companies are getting very sense of about this. Every
time I talk about it, I get letters from gas
companies trying to point out that they pay things like
payroll tax and you know, other other taxes. But you know,

(38:11):
that seems pretty standard to me. Most businesses are paying that,
and most businesses aren't getting their inputs basically for free.
So this does need to change.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Well, David, thank you for joining us, and thank you
for setting us straight on that.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
Well, thanks for covering it. I think this is a
really important one.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Of course it is well independent politician. They're David Pocock,
So interesting, isn't it? And outrageous Jones, Amanda podcasts.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
And Amanda's Now you're cooking with gas? Ten questions sixty
seconds on the clock. You can pass if you don't
know an answer. We'll come back to that question of
time permits. You get all the questions right, one thousand
dollars and if.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
You want to, you can go with a thousand dollars.
You can well, you can play on for one question.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
You can put it all on the line. What about
Sasha on Friday? You do that?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
She said no, because you put your tempting pants on.
Brendan said, you're going to get this.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
They are very tempty.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
So she said, all right, I'll play for the double
or nothing. And this is what happened when she went
for the bonus question who painted the Sistine Chapel?

Speaker 11 (39:20):
Oh, quickly it was we are.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
That Bazza is a cruel mistress.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Well, that's how it goes. We got Chris from Windsor today. Hello, Chris,
how are you going going?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Very well? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Ten questions sixty seconds. As we always say, say pass
if you're not sure, because we should have time to
come back. Okay, ye, Chris, are you ready? Let's do
it because here comes to question number one. How many
dwarves are there in snow white? And seven dwarves?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
What's the opposite of day?

Speaker 7 (39:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Question three? How many weeks are in a fortnight?

Speaker 7 (39:59):
Two?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Question four Springfield is home to which cartoon family the Simpsons?
Question five true or false? Mozart began composing at the age.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Of five, ah true.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Question six on a traffic light? What does the yellow
light represent?

Speaker 10 (40:16):
Slow down?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Question seven calamari is made from which fish squid?

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Question eight?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
In which country would you find the colosseum.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Italy.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Question nine guinnus two eas corona are types of what?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Question ten?

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Cameron Munster is the captain of which state of origin
team Queensland? You're so easy A walk in the pub,
walk in.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
The park for Chris twenty seconds to go.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Chris, you want a thousand dollars to worry about?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Easy payday happy days.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
You've got one thousand dollars in Here is where we
challenge you. You can walk away with one thousand dollars because,
as we saw with Sasha on Friday, can risk it
all and get nothing. One bonus question here If you
get that two thousand dollars, If you don't nothing, what
would you like to do?

Speaker 7 (41:09):
Is it the same question Ariday?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Because I knew that one.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
It may surprise you to hear this, Chris, it's the
same question.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Them off.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Let me put the pants on, you know what, Chris,
tempting pants? I know I led Sasha austral last week.
It wasn't me, it was the pants. I can't help
that they're so damn tempting.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Chris, you had the one backwards if I remember correct.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
I'm looking at you, I'm looking at Amanda. I feel
you'll get this. It's up to you that Chris.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
If you think, if you think I've got it in me,
then let's go.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
I think you got it in you. I think you
got it in you.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
But you don't make me very nerves.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
I know where you come crying to you when you don't, Chris. Kids,
they need braces, they need education. I don't want to
hear all that.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Chris.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
You know you make the decision on your own accord.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
What do you think.

Speaker 10 (41:56):
Let's let's do it.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
That's Chris, Chris, You're You're what this country should be
built on.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Okay, Now you do have a time, Chris. We do
have a time limit on this, so you can't take
all the time in the world.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
You've got seven seconds.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
You got seven seconds?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Seven seconds, right, Chris.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Here we go for two thousand dollars. Here is your
bonus question. Who wrote the book Green Eggs and Ham?

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Here it is, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Time to celebrate with doctor Linda.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Everyone everyone's through two seconds, Chris, good.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Congratulations, two thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
If you're happy to be called that by Jones, you're
not by your wife.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Seconds Chris, my congratulations, Chris, Thank.

Speaker 13 (42:50):
You so much.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Crazy, very Household Cental Care, come on your.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
Way, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Good on you, Chris.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
How exciting. That's good when it works, good, when it
all works, just makes me happy.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Gem I was watching the news last Friday and there's
guy's doing the.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Coin toss out there on the field and that would
be a big moment.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
There's an AFL game playing Nick Harrison, I who I
believe is a former player.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
They wheel them out, Come on, mate.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
You toss the coin and you feel it's probably the
most natural thing in the world. But when you got
to do it, you think has it go?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yeah, But there's a bit of a step to it
as well.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
And I think for a lot of those former players,
when they get out on the field, it all comes
back to them.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
You know, look at this, I'm living reliving the good
old days. It didn't go too well for Nick.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
No.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
Footy can be a dangerous game and everyone who crosses
the white line needs to sacrifice their body for the cause.
But the coin tosser doing his hamstring is breaking new ground.
It was a case of ecstasy turning to agony as
the Saints sponsors tight string pinged at the moment of release.
We haven't seen the medical report, but we'd expect this

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man will be on light duties for the next three weeks.
So for tossing a little too hard and paying the price,
the wounded coin flipper can limp away with our play
of the day.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Then goes say that story is so overwritten. I haven't
understand a single word. They said, what's he done?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Bugging his leg through?

Speaker 3 (44:17):
That's all I need to know.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, someone's falling asleep. And if I saw us after
Channel team.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Well, someone's written it, but not for the voice.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah. But the point is, though, that is a dicky
injury or a dingjury, so we like to call it. Yeah,
and I can start this.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Remember years ago, I'm on the hold listening for some
government department or something on the phone, and it was
Hall of Notes musak to the song She's Gone, you know,
And it was getting up to that She's Gone.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
And I'm doing this and I'm going.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
I've thrown the neck out listening to music.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Rocking out to Hall of Notes music on hold.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Yeah, Yeah, that's a terrible dingery.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
That's do you have a dinger?

Speaker 12 (44:56):
Well?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I still remember my first day of UNI. I was
in Bathist I was unpacking my clothes, and I remember
the dress that I was hanging up clothes on two
coat hangers, and stupidly I thought I'd put a heavy
dress on a coat hanger and rest.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
It on my bottom teeth.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
What are the chances quite high that that coat hanger
would drop in and rip underneath my tongue to shreds.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
I couldn't pash for like half an hour, and I
just started you.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
You were just there ready to go.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
The braces had come off, but I had still had
two coade eggs in the other hands because I thought,
what happens now? I didn't think clearly just to drop
those every move was just going to be the most
painful thing is that has ripped hell out of my mouth?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
These days they call it a piecing. Yeah, well, I
think we've got We've got game here.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Well, if you'd like.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
To join us for my injury, my Dicky injury Man
of the Match, two tickets of the Good Food and
Wine Show, including access to the Quantro Master Class to class.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
That's pretty cool. I'm going to go to that. I
might ring up with my story, don't you.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Podcast.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Former AFL player has done his hamstring tossing a coin
at an AFL game the tribal drummers beating for injuries.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
We haven't seen the medical report, but we'd expect this
man will be on light duty's for the next three weeks.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
I's got a Nathan Dicky injuries, Hi Stewart.

Speaker 10 (46:23):
Stewart, Yeah, I seem to have a problem tying my shoelaces. Yeah.
I was at the fissio the other day because I'm
like James, I'm getting older and I've got a bad back,
and I was running five minutes late, and I went
down to tire my shoelaces and did my back in
and couldn't actually use any of the equipment, so you

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had to hobble out of there like an old person.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
You were at the physio and did you back in
doing a shoelace er?

Speaker 10 (46:49):
Yeah, I bent over a little bit too quick.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Apparently gonna be great to be careful.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
This would be so careful.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Susan has joined us.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Hello Susan, what's your injury?

Speaker 11 (47:00):
Good morning guys, Love you.

Speaker 9 (47:01):
I turned slightly to flick my kettle on and popped
a cartilage in my rib page. I was looking after
my nephew at the time. I was just learning to crawl,
so I had to call friends to come and help
me with things. I couldn't pick him up till my
sister got back from could leave work and come pick
him No.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Popping the cartilage in your rib bpe for putting the
kettle on.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
This is where we are now, This is what happens
to us. Susan.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Thanks, you're okay now, Susan, thank you. Sorry, you're okay.

Speaker 10 (47:33):
Now, I'm good now?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
All right, Well, we're going to take more of your calls.
Dicky injury, what have you got?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Podcast and Amanda my grandpa from the Midday, So there'll
always be some.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
A former AFL player has done his hamstring tossing a
car at an AFL game.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
The tribal dramas beating for this.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
We haven't seen the medical report, but we'd expect this
man will be on light duties for the next three weeks.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
This man is Nick Harrison. What about Barried? Why are
you show the living room?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
When Barry the three guys had to do a competition
in the studio to take their pants off.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Not undies who organized this without.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Using their hands, Barry, of course went into major show
off mode and then I heard a snap, a scream,
Barry's pulled a handstrap.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Barry did a hammy.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
You know, imagine if I did that.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
I was hosting Beauty of the Beasts and again, ladies,
pull your pants off.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
I didn't ask them.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
To have We got the show meeting minutes.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Pull your pants off. They were all more willing than
they should have been.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Of course, Theresa has joined us. We're talking dingjury.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Dicky injuries. What have you got Theresa?

Speaker 15 (48:57):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
I was brushing way to and then I talked.

Speaker 11 (49:02):
I pulled something in my back and I was off
work for two weeks.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Wow, how are you sitting down to brush your teeth?

Speaker 4 (49:09):
No?

Speaker 11 (49:09):
No, I was standing.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
I went over as I stood up.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
It went two weeks off work form brushing your teeth?

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Unbelieved?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Like to see the doctors city. I know Kate has
joined us.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
I'll o Kate. What was your injury?

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (49:25):
I fell out of the back of an ambulance at
a museum and broke my arm.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Talk us through what happened.

Speaker 11 (49:32):
So I was at the fire museum in Karis and
we were looking at the ambulances and I fell out
the back of the ambulance and landed on my arm
and broke my arm.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
So that's an old time ambulance. That's an old time am.

Speaker 11 (49:43):
It wasn't moving, No, it wasn't moving the one it
was open. It was the dare for us to have
a look at you're just having.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
A look at it. The exhibition.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Obviously she did extraordinary.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
I love that fire museum.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I think you're missing the point there.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Brendan Doug has joined us.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Hello Doug, what was your injury?

Speaker 11 (50:05):
Good morning guys, love your work, Thank you. Christmas party
many years.

Speaker 10 (50:11):
Ago, we thought we'd finished with a round of Sam Bookers.

Speaker 11 (50:14):
And down the hatchet?

Speaker 10 (50:17):
Did my neck out for two or three days?

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Oh no, how many zam Bookers deep were you at
this point?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Doug?

Speaker 10 (50:25):
Would you would you believe it was the first Sad Booker.

Speaker 11 (50:28):
I was heading off of the night.

Speaker 10 (50:29):
Yeah, we're hanging around and.

Speaker 11 (50:31):
Sure enough, yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Called me very injury prone.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
So wow, so one shot and bang your neck goes.

Speaker 11 (50:41):
One shot and I was out. Now two to three
days later, I was striking to turn the neck.

Speaker 7 (50:47):
So it was.

Speaker 11 (50:49):
Sam book shot.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
You have one, Margarita, Oh that's what happens podcast.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
I don't like you mocking my work.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
I'm not more my work. I'm not mocking, I'm exploiting.
So it started, as we all know, with you in
the garage with two mates and this beautiful song No Live. Ironically,
you told some white lies and said that you and
the guys got back together and remastered it and did

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it again and it sounded like this.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
We found out that that was.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
A band called Gaza Gaza Band and they're seventeen years old.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Well, their little rocketship is now taking.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Off sh fueled by lies of Brendan Jones. Anyway, I figured, look,
let's face it, let's get you out of this and
let's make some money. So I've been looking at various genres.
We've had jazz, we've had rap, We've had Elvis, we've
had country. I've saved my favorite till last. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (51:52):
No lies, the opera lies.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
You're telling me what to do, lies to tell me.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
No lies.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
I'm gonna see this through no lies.

Speaker 12 (52:06):
You can lie to a priest, you can lie to
a none, a.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Little why.

Speaker 12 (52:19):
Never, No lies, you're telling me what to do. Lies,
you're doing your lies.

Speaker 10 (52:39):
I'm gonna see this through no lies.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Well I don't know if they say gunner in many
operas and also in opera you need a story behind it.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
I have no idea what that actually would be.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Of course, and Ryan the lyrics don't anything. Okay, I
think we'll leve it when the Fat Lady sung. Maybe
that's the end of it.

Speaker 17 (52:59):
Maybe that is the end xamination twenty thousand dollars for
our favorite.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Goolie of the year.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
It could be you good. What have we got today? Hi,
Jersy and Amanda, it's Lucy here. What gets my.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Goolies is last week I called for fight for your
flashback and I helped jernsy win and they said they.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Give me a tetail.

Speaker 7 (53:28):
But they haven't been in touch because it was my birthday.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
And what am I supposed to wash the dishes with
a bad Element T shirt?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
See Lucy, If Lucy, if you've voted for me, I'd
have been down to that post office sending off that
tea towel.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
What a mistakes made.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
We'll make it happen, Luise, of course we will. What
else have we got? My gul is with Jonesy.

Speaker 14 (53:50):
This song is absolutely fantastic and I remember seeing music
like this back in the eighties. If you're not going
to play this at least once a week, send us
to trip Jay for the top one bet.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
You'll win it for sure. Do we assume he's talking
about the gazaband and not your original bad element?

Speaker 5 (54:07):
I think it's all me okay, point noted it's seven
to nine, my favorite caller.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Email or Facebook friend?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
When's two tickets to the Good Food and Wine Show
including access to the Quantroe master was good food, good wine,
good times.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Jones amount of tetowe coming your way as well?

Speaker 11 (54:24):
Well.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
The coin tosser Nick Harrison at a match between the
next player between sik Kilda and the Bulldogs, threw the
coin into the air and pulled a hammy.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
That's what we call a dumb injury, a dingery injury.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
So today the tribal drum was beating for exactly that,
and Doug from glen Haven called through with the most
perfect yet injury Christmas Party.

Speaker 10 (54:45):
We thought we'd finished with a round of Sam Bookers
and down the.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Hatchet, given an neck out for two or three days?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Oh no, how many zam Bookers deep were you at
this point? Duck?

Speaker 10 (54:57):
Would you believe it was the first Sam Booker was
off of.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
The night when people get the chant.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
That's enough.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
We'll be back from six to night for jam Nation.
Good day to you, well, thank god that's over. Good bite,
good bite.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
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