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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a show today, friendly pans, Well, it's Thursday
in double a Chattery, the podcast I do with Anita McGregor,
whose a forensic psychologist, drops today and she brought something
to the table I thought was very interesting. Women buy
and large to two hundred hours more of what's called
unpromotable work.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
This is the stuff in an office that you.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Might all be equal colleagues, but the women are expected
to get the birthday cakes, maybe to run and get
the lunches, maybe to organize a restaurant where people are
going to have lunch bits and pieces. And women are
people pleases, thinking that this is going to be a
good thing for you, But that isn't a true connection.
So while women are doing the unpromotable work, that's two

(00:40):
hundred hours where men are doing the promotable work.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I still think though as well, that women they want
to do that stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
So I'm not going to get in the way of well,
we are the people pleases because we think that will
reward us, but we don't get the rewards. It's the
men doing the two hundred hours of promotable work that
get the rules.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
When you were kids and you build a cobby house,
the fellows built a cabby house, and then the girls
would be involved by sweeping the cobby.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
House out with an ad hoc broom made out of
a tree branch.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
And I always go, well, if you want to do that,
you can do it, but you don't.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Have to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
But these days most of us are working the same
jobs in the same office, and yet these roles still
fall to the women.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Why is it?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
What are we doing to ourselves and what are we
losing by doing these unpromotable hours.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's worth talking about two pays.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
And then I'm still angry with you?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
What do you I agree about it?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
What do you think bad element your band? You said
you got together over the weekend you omoen beers to
rediscover each other musically and to see whether you still
had it. And you know what the song was brilliant?
I laugh you improved version of no Lies? Well, it
turns out there were some lies. Look at the grand irony.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
You don't get a dog and bark yourself? Is that right?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
All that will be about sniffing bumble that will be revealed.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Enjoy the podcast. Now that a miracle of recording, we
have so many requests for.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Them to do it again, Mistress Amanda and miss call
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Friend in aroom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Congratulations, man, we're theready right now.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job. Anyone but
your silk now, good time, good radio.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Sorry but it's a tongue twist, said idiot.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
And Amanda's shoot, Timy, we're on there.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Good morning, Amanda. How are you today?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'm well and how are you?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I'm doing all right.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Brian Wilson's passed away.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Eighty two years ago.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
News.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, I must confess I thought that he had already
passed away.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I was unsure myself. Yes, he's passed away.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
He was.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
He was the brains behind it, wasn't he behind.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
The beach boys? Would you say that?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
The creative genius.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Behind the for Dennis Wilson as well.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yes, Brian was an extraordinary and contraordinary composer, mad genius.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Very much so, very much so.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
He had a domineering father who was a music I
guess he was a musician in his own right, but
he steered the Beach Boys through their.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Their father did yeah, through their trajectory. But he was
also ruled the band with a bit of an iron fish.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
The father did yeah okay.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
And of course Brian was the father of Wendy and
Carnie Wilson from the band Wison Wilson Phillips.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, and then begat China Phillips. Remember China Phillips.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
So there's a hole, you know, and the mamas and
the puppa's you know that.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Whole She didn't have a child with him. She was
from the Phillips side.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, there's a Phillips side. But they all got together
all across the stream, did they. But what a litany
of songs, some Beach Boys songs. I'm not the biggest
Beach Boys fan in the world, but I must admit,
like surely.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
The credit where it's June, they gave that beach sound.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Because also the Beatles at the time were huge, so
the Beach Boys were just before the Beatles.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
But also they had their own niche, didn't they It's
a very distinct surf niche.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
And they didn't even.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Serve the California guys, but they weren't surfers. And then
they came back in the nineties with Kokomo, which there was.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
In the movie Cocktail that was made big through that.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
I think the greatest Beach Boys song ever was God
only knows when that was featured in.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Love Actually, Love Actually coming back to the airport.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah. Yeah, beautiful people moving in and out, going back
their business looking for love.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's a beautiful sign.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
I think we should write a new page for the Gelman.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Act, so we'll play that.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Well, that's done. What else is coming up?

Speaker 6 (05:04):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yes, smart versus dark?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's your question? What's something in the slow cookie?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yesterday?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
And I meant to put it in the fridge when
I went to bed, and for god, I put it
in the fridge at about four point thirty this morning.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's kind of like beef.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Would it be okay?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yep, yeah, what time did you It's actually it's probably perfect.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
It would have been cool down just the right amount. Okay,
you put it in there even.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Though the heater was on in the lounge gym in
case Harley wanted to get up during the night, the
lound gym wasn't cold.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, I think it'll be okay.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
As long as if I'm not in tomorrow, you'll know
what's happened.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Don't mushroom yourself.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I tried to mushroom myself or poo myself.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
These are all the So.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
You think it'll be all right?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
I reckon it'll be okay. Okay? Is it a curry?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's like I was going to shred the beef.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Okay, pull the beef. Yeah, it'll be okay. Bee's fine. Chicken, No, yeah,
I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I wouldn't have done it with chicken.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
But then you got some of those roadside stalls in Balley.
You see the guy just cooking when gets sick.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
True Action Pack Show Today, not only will we be
paying tribute to Brian Wilson, Smart versus Dart makes us return.
Instagram is here and we can't do anything until we
do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Question one is CANBRA closer to Sydney or Melbourne?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
That's a good question, graphical question.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I give it a call if you'd like to play
thirteen a graphical erstion. Fifty five twenty two is our number,
gem Nation, Who's you? Michael gold By the one point
seven Hello, there. It's Jonesy Demanda thanks to my Joe
Holmes shower or two developing today seventeen in the city
and our west.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Right now it's eight degrees. It's eleven past sixty. Magnifstens
seven questions. Can you go all the way with it?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Is very deepest?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I love my voice right now I can for Russell
Crowe right now at my signal?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Did you drink? LUs know? Want to contribute to drop
the drop ball situation too? The New Year's in your
pants and Times square.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Sometimes dropped. It's like the drumming gods. Sometimes they work.
Sometimes the vocal gods work. It just works, and today
is one of those.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I hear you're enjoying it.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
I'm enjoying myself very very much.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Hello Wayne in Liverpool. How are you?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Question number one of the Magnificent Seven. Is Cambra closer
to Sydney or Melbourne?

Speaker 7 (07:17):
Sydney?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, it's a three hour drive southwest from Sydney seven
hours drive north of Melbourne's quite the difference, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
True or false? Wayne?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Central Park is the biggest park in New York City.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
Haddon, No, that's true, true, true or false?

Speaker 4 (07:41):
This come on. It's true or false? I put on
my good voice.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
What did he say?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
No? Which is technically sorry Wayne, blame Ryan.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Look at this time of day, none of.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Us have the patience for We're none of Jackie's and cavil.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Hello, Jackie, good morning, good morning. True or false or false?
Central Park is the biggest park in New York City.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
It is false.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's only the sixth biggest park. The biggest one is
one I've ever heard of, Pelham Bay Park.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Oh yeah, that's where they have the big meeting and
the warriors remember once the warriors are not once for warriors.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Warriors come out to play. Quote that, let's play what's
on the box, Jackie?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'll turn the box on, Jackie.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Which TV show has this theme.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
But over egged the applause?

Speaker 4 (08:42):
I never saw any applause like that.

Speaker 9 (08:44):
On that show.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
I'm not familiar.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I'll give everyone a clue. Sorry, Jackie, I'll give you
a clue. There's been some speculation of the show's cancelation,
and yes, it has been canceled.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
It's been canceled.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
I tried to watch it to be growing up, and
I'd watch it my eyes.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
You don't to give it away.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
You're going to give it away?

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Do you know the answer to this?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
What the show is that?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Sam podcast to the Magnificent Seven? What's on the box?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'll turn the box on.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Tanis in Georgia's Hall.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Hello, Tanya, good morning, Amanda.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
How are you.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'm very well. Have a listen to this TV theme?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
What's the show?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Q and A? It's Q and A. ABC have just
announced that it's finishing.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
That's sad. Eighteen years.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Maybe they needed to have more relevance so we could
go in and your questions could be things like I
lift my beef out overnight?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Do I have to check it out? Or will will
it be okay?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Maybe they're the.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Kind of thing that's the questions that people want.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
They're the questions people want to ask forget you right on,
questions about Palestine and all that junk.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Why don't we just do questions like that? Every day questions,
every day question that's a show. Yeah, we should do
a show like.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
That and people just ask us every day question every day.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Have you got any everyday questions? Tanya?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
No, No, it's far too early in the morning to
have any everyday questions.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
We'd answer them for you.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
If you let's be so you've got a rash or
you know.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
I don't think we do medical stuff. We wouldn't do
medical stuff, would we. You might like to see that, Brenda.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
No, I don't want to see anyone's medical stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Question number four for you tenure is multiple choice. How
many World Cups as Australia qualified for in a row?

Speaker 10 (10:26):
Four?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Five or six?

Speaker 11 (10:29):
Six?

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Six?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Before two thousand and six. We don't ever qualified once.
It was in nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Jimmy got good, didn't we.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
The Burkeen bag is a luxury tote bag made by
which fashion company.

Speaker 12 (10:40):
Tanya Ah Goosey.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
No, James is Colerae, Hello, James Cholery can't walk the streets, James.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
So Burken the very famous bag. The waiting list is years.
The Burken bag is made by which fashion company? Hermes.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Well, they're very expensive too.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
That thousands and thousands of even secondhand, they're thousands and
thousands of dollars Burke.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
And idiots would buy those things. I like them.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
I don't have one, but don't you should get a
Burken bag? Be like Jackie Oh walk around with a
Burken garbage bag.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
That's exactly what I should be doing.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Adele's album titles correspond to her age when each was released.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Which album represents her youngest age? James ooh, thirty three.
Barbara's in d way, Barbara.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Do you need a clue?

Speaker 5 (11:38):
I just heard the question nineteen?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
It is nineteen. We're done, Barbara. Question seven. Here's where
it all comes home for you. Which Beach Boys member's
Beach Boy's member? It's unfortunately which beach Which member of
the band Beach Boys has just been announced has passed
away overnight?

Speaker 12 (11:56):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (11:56):
I haven't seen the news.

Speaker 9 (11:58):
Brian Wilson.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, can we not have a plaw? You've got a rinna.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
She's celebrating his life, celebrating his life.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
So if you have a bike accident, we'll go who
celebrating your life?

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Congratulations to you, Barbara, you have won the jam pack.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
It's all coming away.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
A family flex passed to Tarongo Zoo and Tarogot Western Planes.
Zoo members get more every day, two hundred dollars to
spend a bay Visita world famous desserts to Bay Vista,
Paramatta and Brighton the Sands and Jonesy demanded character.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Choose feed to current and have stated the pencils. I say, Barbara,
anything you'd like.

Speaker 9 (12:32):
To add, thank you, You're welcome by a moment through
that's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Absolutely absolutely.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Podcast and all the parents had to hold up signs
of reproductive authors.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
And my wife's holding up side. This is scrotal.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
She takes it to the airport and she's picking.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Up thumbing through the Jermanac a big book of musical
facts Fresh Ink on this one sad day today with
the news that co founder of the Beach Boys, Brian
Wilson passed away overnight at the age of eighty two.
In nineteen sixty six, they released what would be a
diversion from their traditional surf sound, the song God.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Only Knows I Love this song, which was.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
A diversion from what they usually had, cars and surfing
and all that junks. The eulogy and this came out
at a time when the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the
British invasion was knocking at their door.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
So Brian Wilson very American sound, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
His family have released a statement we are heartbroken to
announce that our beloved father, Brian Wilson has passed away.
We're in a loss for words right now, Please respect
our privacy at this time is our family is.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Grieving, as the musical world is grieving, and I think
we should put this on.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
I'd love it, please, because, as Brian said at the time,
this connected with his spirituality and the first song in
the world to have God in the title.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Did you know that?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Well, let's get it on. It's twenty five to seven
Gold one on one point seven gem n gold on
a one point seven.

Speaker 10 (14:09):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
There, it's Jonesy, Amanda, jem Y.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Ryan and I are sitting there taking in the wall
of sound that the Beach Boys are doing with God
only knows, and there's you waving at me.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
And I thought it was something important, but it was important.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
You were just asking if I forgot to put some
concealer under my eyes, and I've got something out of
my bag, and I said, is this rubbed in?

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Okay? Valet?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Brian will absolutely Brian would care a lot about my concealer.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
It's twenty two to seven. Hello, It's Jonesy Demanda. Thursday
is when the new double a Chattery drops. This is
a podcast you do with your buddy Forensic psychologist Anita McGregor,
and I was just reading why are women doing all
the unpromotable work?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Well, this is a very interesting topic and Anita's looked
at a lot of scientific studies around this, and women,
more than men are people pleases. I'm a people pleaser
and it's exhausting. And you're a people pleaser because deep
down you want people to like you. But what studies
show is you're not. By being a people pleaser, you're
not forging a real connection. You're putting yourself out there

(15:08):
and often doing stuff, but it's not a real interaction
with people. It's not seen that way by the people
on the receiving end of your doing. And so this
adds up to an interesting statistic that women are doing
two hundred hours of more of unpromotable work than men are,

(15:30):
And unpromotable is the interesting topic here. If you're in
a meeting and everyone's an equal standing and someone needs
to go and do the lunches, someone needs to put
a coffee order in, someone needs to take a collection
for someone's birthday, someone needs to do the minutes of
the meeting. If you're of all of equal standing, people
will look to the woman to do it, and by

(15:50):
and large women are people pleases and will think, oh, well,
please people by doing this. So that is two hundred
hours of unpromotable work that women don't do that men do.
So those two hour two hundred hours of promotable work
that men get is them forging real connections with their superiors,
men doing the work, putting their name at the top

(16:10):
of the paper, whatever it is, whatever the work is,
while women are robbed of two hundred hours.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Because of this expectation that they will do that other stuff.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Do you feel that with us when you're working with me?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
No, But have a look at when have you ever
ever seen a man take a collection for a birthday,
see a man organize a birthday cake.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Even if a.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Man organizes he says, I'll arrange a lunch. This happens here.
I'll arrange a lunch. You'll go to the closest woman
and say, can you make a booking for a lunch.
Do you agree that's how it works here? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
It is true. True.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
I was thinking that though you know, I've worked in
a lot of male dominated places before this, and you
never did birthday celebrations or anything like that. So is
it that's just what it is to guy girl things.
Women are more thoughtful about that stuff. Or maybe building
guys are all standing around having a cake.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I think they might.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
They put down the troughls and stuff in the bricks.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Maybe not someone that slab may be I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Like a slab of beer. That's great, yeah, yeah, but if.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's a cake, one may be one of the trade's
wives or girlfriend might go and get the cake. I
don't know. But that women do it because they're people
pleases and because it makes it's that soft diplomacy, but
it's not recognized as such in the workplace. You think
you're doing it because people will like you and that
they might like you, but it's not seen as constructive work,

(17:35):
and men get two hundred more hours of constructive work done.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Licking botbot.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Okay, well, women are doing that.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
I'd like you more if you han't got me a
slab of beer.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Interesting, isn't it great? Interesting?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
And women need to look at their own behavior in
doing that.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Hey, no one's putting their hand up.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
That's often what happens.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
You can listen to this double a chattery. It just
dropped today. It's Thursday's like pie day at work.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
I'll go and get you a pile.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Could you damn it? I've done it again, Nations, Let's.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Get on down to Jersey the matter of arms to
the pub test thing once unfashionable, two pay is making
a comeback among men as a non surgical solution for
hair loss.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
They used to be a subject for derision, didn't they
because they were so bad and they'd sit like a
carpet tile and you could always, well, we felt you
could tell were always looking at the bad ones. I'm
guessing it on a windy day. It was traumatic and
all of that. But new two pays are quite extraordinary.
And they're saying you don't have to fly to get
surgery to Turkey.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
And that's a lot of the guys going out of
a Turkey And there was a social influencer, media whatever,
and she was making jokes and the guys with all
their then freshly planted hair, and she said I'm on
Turkish airlines, and people got stuck into us saying, well,
you know, if women were coming back from Thailand with
boob jobs and you mock them too, Yeah, I know,

(18:57):
but I guess this is a non surging losing his hair.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
It's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
It is a big deal. I completely agree. And they
say here why this is why two pays are making
a comeback. It's because unlike surgery, it's instant. You don't
have to kind of wait for the results to settle in.
There's no pain, no risk. It's presumably cheaper. And the
ones you see these days are quite extraordinary. I see
these guys on social media, the way they glue them down.

(19:23):
It's not like, as I said, wearing a carpetalle little
fly off.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
There's a bit of maintenance that goes that's involved in that.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
We were talking to Jim Jefferies, the stand up comedian
on our show. He'd met Axel Rose and we just
asked him about Axel Roses hair.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Was it indeed attached to his head?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
He's to wear a bandana, and we thought the dreadlocks
or whatever he was wearing were attached to the material.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
And Jim is very sensitive about his hair.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
He takes that pill that gives you stronger, thicker hair,
but also would risk him not being able to father
a child.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Because it lowers the sperm count. And so when we
put this to Jim, he came act with I'm.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Never going to get into a man, but he's just
trying to look like he had hair. The idea that
we seved for writers for wearing a rik but we
called jaded, pinker smith brave. What had one bald man
being called frames? How do we live in a society

(20:28):
where where women are allowed to wear weeks over there,
full heads of hair and they're just having a bit
of fun. But if a ball man we.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Need makes a good point.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
It's interesting we've always viewed women's hair and men's hair differently,
and women's.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Vanity and men's vanity differently.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Haven't we remember that guy they used to work here.
He was a sales guy and he came in. He
was as bald as a badger. Then one day came
in with a full bon Jovi week. I didn't know
where to look because it was just it was you know,
I thought he is he doing this as a joke
or for real?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
So women put things in to make their hair sticker
all the time. Yeah, so two pays do they pass
the pup test their brief adult lives?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
It's like the Meredith a psychest shop of the morning too.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
I just noticed you. I's shoelaces are undone, mate, you
might want to do that up.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Just go back to the velcrow ones.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
And what do you why don't you just do the
laces up problems? I don't know what the keep coming undone.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I've got a bone to pick with you, Brendan Jones.
All night all I could hear in my head was
no Lies.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
I have to say.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
I go to you into getting together with Omo and
Beers to see if you still had what it takes
Bad Element you were.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
You are hassling me, and I kept saying once I
hear you call them, but I can't get home right
now because me and the boys shut up.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Why do you keep quoting best from Kiss playing him?
We just can't find the sound, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I'm trying to give you some praise, and lots of
people wanted to give you praise. Really so, lots of
people are saying, you guys are rocking the new version
of No Lies? Yeah, yeah, what about this one? Lots
of people say I want the EP? What about this one?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I want the EP? This is from Michael.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
I want the EP and a free Bad Bad Element
T shirt signed by the band members and Amanda without Amanda.
It says this monumental track would be lost to time.
But we heard yesterday you and the guys you did
it and it sounds great with good studio producing, it
sounded great.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
Never heard anyone.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
I'm backing myself up there.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
After the pub test we will talk more about Bad
Element and how incredible it was to hear it Adah
podcast when God, I.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Want you to get right now. Now, go to your
windows over stick your head on a yell pay? Do
they pass pub tests?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Two pays used to be a point of derision, but
I think, of course we all saw bad ones. These days,
lots of men are having their hair replacement surgeries, but
there was an article on the paper about two pays
making a comeback and good ones look fantastic and can
be stuck to the head properly and all that kind
of stuff. A lot of young guys are choosing this
now because there's no pain, no risk, no surgery involved,

(23:24):
and you can instantly get a result.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
And they've made giant inroads.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
But I was at a mate's workshop and there was
a young fellow that works there and his hair is thinning.
He's only in his mid twenties and all the other guy.
Don't worry, mate, you'll just end up like us because
they're all bald. And I said, it doesn't have to
be there to jump off the dock.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
It doesn't have to be that. Yeah, there's great inroads
that have been made.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah. Absolutely. And we've always looked at men's vanity different
to women's vanity. We accept that women change their appearance.
A woman man can put.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
A wig over of perfectly full head of hair. Anyone
goes you, look at you, Yeah, she's having a great
old type.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
But old mate, who might feel better with himself he's
got a full headed heir.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
We're coming around to thinking differently about this stuff. But
how do you feel two pays? Do they pass the
pub test?

Speaker 13 (24:11):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (24:11):
My goodness, Lee, they do not pass the pub test.

Speaker 10 (24:14):
They are disgusting, they're yuck and they're just horrible.

Speaker 8 (24:17):
They should have been very long ago and stayed there.

Speaker 14 (24:20):
Honestly, if I'm back to phil better, why not women
do their hair and you know, make up myndselves for
fil better?

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Why not guys?

Speaker 14 (24:27):
And also a boll friend of mine has a bit
of a saying God only made a few per big heads.
The rest people hear of, Oh no, not for me.

Speaker 11 (24:35):
I think there's nothing sexier than a bald man. And
I think there's many women out there who love.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
A bald man.

Speaker 7 (24:42):
So no to pay for me.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
It sounds like she can't stop thinking about Jason Stath
and anyone.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Have you sit him with Brenda.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Sexy? Yes, he was one that's under one thousand years
of age or.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Over a thousand years of age. It is Jason's Staith
and not look good with hair.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
He doesn't look good with hair. There's a thing on
the internet about him because he used to be a diver.
You know that an Olympic diver.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, he's an Olympic diver. And you see him plopping
in the pool with hair. Ye with hair, and you're
a big deal. You got to have a good shaped head,
that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Gotta have a good shaved head.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
I look like a neo Nazi when I shaved my
head one time, many years ago for a shave.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
You know, world's great shave. I just I haven't got
the right head for no head.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
No, and you know Olympic diver.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Let's just say, well, intriguing, thank you. Let's talk about
bad element yesterday. It was extraordinary. I'd sort of go
toed you guys. I said, you ime owned beers, get together,
let's see. And it didn't have to be good. I
just wanted you to. I just wanted to know what
was like for you all to get back together and
have a go re record, you know, just playing something.

(25:52):
The comments we got yesterday one this is from Nick,
the wonders of what they can do in recording studios
because it did sound value at it didn't it sound
quite incredible.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
It was a little sarcastic there, No Alie, is what
they can do?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, well, you've got to admit that the technology did
help you. Ali has said, sounds good. Can I have
an autographed copy? It's better than a lot. I've heard
I quite like it from Jeanette, but this Nick Campbell
has just said it for everyone.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Good result.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Stop it with the gush. Nick, just steady on to affusive.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
For those who missed it, you've probably heard the journey.
The guys were eighteen years old, nineteen years old. It
sounded pretty raw. What you played yesterday, what you guys
recorded over the last few days was.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Quite Sometimes it just works, and it did sometimes I
can't explain it.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Everything worked that day. The guitars we were just jelly.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Keith Richards once said he sees any band and he
sees them up on stage doing stuff, and he said,
they get it. That's what I want when I play
with my guys.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
It all works.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Your singing is great.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
I was in voice and the drums.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
And all our favorite lyrics got covered.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yeah, thinking that we've done.

Speaker 13 (27:23):
Anyone, it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
No, that lyrics still makes no sense. No lies, no lies,
but lie to a priest or none? Who are the
two people I would say you should not be lying
to anyway. That lyric didn't change in the redoing, But
I thought it sounded great Like people are talking ep.
Is there any more to come?

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Well, there's that three other tracks out there that would
you do it? You know, if the people want it,
there's a lot of work.

Speaker 10 (27:49):
I know you.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
You know you can't be bothered.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
I'm sure it's not about being bothered.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
But I'm glad you gave it a go. I'm glad
it felt good for you and we got.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
To hear it. You know, we're right. When we were
young kids, you said it would be getting played on
the radio. We would have whooped our decks.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Well, didn't you want to play at Carrying Barrian?

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:05):
That was well.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Put the word out.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
That was our dream to play at Carrying Barrin.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
It's not too late to play Carrying baron a whole
of old fast in this late fifties. I mean, a
crack at it. I've only got four songs and the
crowd says that's plenty.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
They'll be whooping their decks. But before they came in.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Jonesy and Amanda Friend, God, you're exhausting, You're so what
a beautiful day.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Digital Jenna has asked to come and talk to us.
Do you know what this is about?

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Are you leaving?

Speaker 13 (28:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:50):
No, What's what's going on?

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Jenna?

Speaker 15 (28:52):
Well, I just want to I've become concerned about this
segment because.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
I know the truth, truth of what smart versus that's
coming out. Yeah, no, I agree, let's go.

Speaker 15 (29:03):
I'm talking about your dumb band, which m bad element.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
What's happened?

Speaker 15 (29:07):
So what a bad element? Was real back in nineteen
eighty eight, Yes it was? I was there, Well duh,
but now it's not what I mean.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
You're a liar.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
What's happened? That audio isn't him?

Speaker 16 (29:20):
It's not him, but the song we've played, the New
Bad Element. Yeah, he's a liar. Oh you know he's
exploited children.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Children?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
What do you mean children?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Ye mean? What do you know?

Speaker 4 (29:33):
We don't have time.

Speaker 16 (29:34):
We adopt these children from doing the trial HSC exams
to do this song.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Who were they?

Speaker 16 (29:41):
I was gas a band?

Speaker 4 (29:44):
You know you don't have any You're a liar.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Jenna what I'm very confused. So what we just heard then,
isn't the new Bad Element? It's not Jones and Omo
and Beers. No, it's HSC students. Yes, it's a bad
and how do you know because we have evidence.

Speaker 15 (30:02):
There's no evidence of that man over there paying them off?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
What alright?

Speaker 10 (30:11):
Ah?

Speaker 13 (30:12):
How that sound great?

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Mate? Well done, well done?

Speaker 13 (30:16):
And what about our cash?

Speaker 7 (30:18):
No worries, mate, it's a done deal.

Speaker 13 (30:20):
And you said something about pizzas, we're the pizzas.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Yeah, no worries. I'll just put the oven on. Okay.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Do you want to like ham and pineapple or meat lovers?
Which one do you, guys prefer?

Speaker 13 (30:31):
He's cooking us bloody frozen pieces set frozen pizza.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
You discussed me.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
So I'm very confused.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
So that wasn't you.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
So when you said you got together with the guys.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Your face. You know all these people who've said it
sounded great. I and you know how much I hate
praising you.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
I said you.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Sounded great, and it wasn't even.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
You, it was children. I would like to explain.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I think we've had enough of an explanation.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
I'll tell you what. Let's just take a breath. Let's
just let's just pull down the temperature in the studio.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
No lies, this is all lies. It's all lies, all lies,
the Grand Irony, all lies.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Let's tell what.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Let me put on a solve in the form of
Blinda Carl and I'll explain what this Gaza band as well.
You know, before we get crazy on this, Let's just
I've got a good explanation.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Young make podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
You know, I feel very disappointed in you. Digital Jenna
just came in here and dropped a bombshell. So much
for us thinking we're listening to the new reformed Bad Element.
It was a group of kids who were doing their
HSC called Gazza Band. And the reason she discovered this
was because she found this audio at the end.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
All right, Ah, how that sound great mate?

Speaker 13 (31:59):
Well time, well done, and what about our cash?

Speaker 7 (32:02):
Yes, no worries, mate, it's a done deal.

Speaker 13 (32:05):
And you said something about pizzas, We're the pizzas.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah, no worries. I'll just put the oven on.

Speaker 7 (32:11):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Do you want to like ham and pineapple or meat lovers?
Which one do you, guys prefer?

Speaker 13 (32:15):
He's cooking us bloody frozen pieces said.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
What's wrong with the irony of the song?

Speaker 12 (32:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Lies?

Speaker 12 (32:22):
No?

Speaker 4 (32:22):
I feel you need an explanation.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Do you think I mean maybe we don't? You just
bloody lie, bloody lies.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
On the journey appointed me?

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Please let me explain for this, I need some scooby
doo explanation.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
It all started when a young band called Gazzer Band
popped up in my feet.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
They had a song called de Road and it made
me laugh because here with these.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Young guys hoking phone them their own kind on those
crazy e.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Bikes that you see riding around everywhere.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
But also it got me misty eyed about my days
in a garage band. So I went up into my
attic and I found a big bunch of tapes, and
I went through the tapes and I listened to that element,
and you know what, it sounded great.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
That I dusted it off, I brought it into work.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Yeah, and I loved it and I embraced it.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
You liked it, I know, and I did want to
let you down. And then you got.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
The original guitarist, and he had heartfelt memories.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Of the band.

Speaker 9 (33:24):
Oh jeez, Brendan's pretty much what you see now. But
you know I always bum and spokes office and stuff
because you never had money.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
But and I pushed through that. I overlooked Omo because
I believed in the project.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Then what was I to do?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
I thought that the rules would stop there, but no,
it kept getting bigger and bigger.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
John Swan, you've let Swanny down.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Don't say that. But he was there at ground zero.
He was there at the rehearsal studios.

Speaker 10 (33:55):
How you do.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
It's John Swan, It's Swanny. Hello, how are you? Oh
my god? I'm great.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Do you remember the day because it's in It's everything
to Jonesy. Was it anything to you?

Speaker 12 (34:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Well, it was one of the turning points of my musical.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
You've Got a Face, Swanny that it started snowballing and
the people spoke, yes, sir.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
I'd love to hear it.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Mate, let's get finished.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
We want to hear the whole thing.

Speaker 13 (34:22):
Bad Element all the way.

Speaker 9 (34:25):
I'd love to hear that element. I think that sounds great.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Now bad element next minute.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Imagine why did you at least try with the actual guys.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
It's just hard. You couldn't be.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Bothered and oscar and because they just muck around age
just to set up.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
But I said, look, it's just too high.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Oh you know what what I would I would have
got away with it if it wasn't for that middling Jenny.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Well, Brendan be very disappointed in you. No, wepee nothing.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Oh they still have three other sorts. I've got plenty
of frozen pizza boys.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Oh dear, well, you know.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
What a thing, Brendan that I've discovered that you've lied
to me. And now I get to throw darts at you.
My aim might be excellent today.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Smart versus Dart is coming up next to seventeen to
eight on Gold jis.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
We should have know if that's my microphone page.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
You know we're on a gold one on one point seven. Hello,
it's Jonesy and a man. It gets a bit loose
in here on a Thursday and ten to eight.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Well, it's round fifteen of the NRL. If you'd like
to watch me throw darts at Brendan Jones to pick
the winners and the losers, please join us on Instagram Live.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
That's where it's all happening.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
So we're experimenting who is a better tipper? Is it
the experts or is it the universe? And by universe
I mean me throwing darts at Jonesy covered in all
his protective bite gear, and he's holding balloons of the
teams and wherever the darts and now my winners. So
far I have picked more winners than the experts this year,
which just goes to show. All right, Brendan first game,

(36:08):
Sharks to the Dragons. The experts have said, shark is
moved back a little bit? Who will I pick in
my dart? Oh right in the leg?

Speaker 9 (36:16):
Terrible?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Ready? Move back a bit.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
That one?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yes, I have, there we go. I've picked the dragons.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
What a shame.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Brendan Titans versus manly experts have said, manly, who's going
to get it?

Speaker 8 (36:30):
Here?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
You did right on the leg? Move back a bit,
You're too close. That one bounced off a balloon? It
did you get cranky.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Okay, that is who do I picked? There was out
of titan, I've got one.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
So Knights and the roosters experts have picked roosters.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Oh that bounced off.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
It's bouncing off roosters, Cowboys and the dolphins experts have
picked the Dolphins. Okay, move back a little bit. Who's
going to get it here?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
No one?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Can you shut your netra It bounced off? Look you
can see them bounce off. Look are they made of
bloody kevlar?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
That was who's the reds? That a dolphin? Okay? The
last game, and I'm exhausted, is the rabbit o's and
the bulldog's experts have picked the bulldogs. Oh my goodness,
I got you in the groin.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
My aiming is good.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
That bounced off. I can't I'm trying. I'm trying. You
can see them bounce off. Oh you've made me so angry.
You can see them bounce off.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Okay, that one was a rabbit O. So another one
there was a state of origin might be okay, let's
do it.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I'm going to throw a dart. Let's see who's going
to win state of origin? Come on, come on, I
run out of DT I run out of dirt.

Speaker 7 (38:16):
Have you been drinking milk?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Why?

Speaker 7 (38:18):
Well, your brought up a little bit of.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Oh my god, that one got you in the face,
and that's exactly where I was aiming. Oh noron, Okay, Well,
why don't I do a show with someone else.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
For a while?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Sure, because you know you've got one in the face,
you've got one in the groin. You're happy with yourself.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
If you drink a glass of water, it would come
out like a sprinkler.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Most about ages, Well done, friend, Thank you. You can
check that out on our Instagram. Jones and Amanda. By
the way, Amanda's lack of arm streek is extraordinary. I
might get your bullworker for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Oh my god sahit podcast.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Instance and Amanda's I cannot lie, especially yesterday with Instagram.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
What about young Jake? He went all the way and
won the two thousand bucks the leaf, the maple leaf, Zach.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Zach got two thousand dollars. He went for the bonus
question and it all paid off.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to
that question of time permits. Get all the questions right,
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Yeah, and you can leave, but or you can do
what did you can zack it?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
You can zack it and what that means is you
will throw caution to the wind and answer a bonus question.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
But it is double or nothing.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Julie's in Glen Haven.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Allo, Julie, good morning.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Here you going very well. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Let's see what we can do. Ten questions sixty seconds.
If you're not sure, say passed, because we you might
have time to come back.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Okay, thank you, Here we go. He comes.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Question number one? Which body part do you use to smell?

Speaker 14 (40:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Question two? What are the two animals on Australia's coat
of arms? An amya and a kangaroo?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Question three?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Sugar comes from which plant came?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Question four? What does fomo mean?

Speaker 10 (40:20):
Fear of missing out?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Question five? True or false? Full moons occur once a month.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Pass Question six.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Who is the drummer in bad element?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Jonesy? Question seven? Hollywood is found in which US state?

Speaker 9 (40:37):
California?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Question eight? In which decade did World War II start?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Fifties? No, it was nineteen thirty nine. It started in
the thirties. Aerversely, you got the Jonesy was in bad element.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Due or false.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Full moons occur once a month. It's true, true, I
thought it was Julian. I'm sorry, but thank you for playing.

Speaker 11 (41:10):
Oh thanks, Amanda, don't be I have a great day.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Carry on about your business. Well done, gem what seven?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Hello there, Jonesy, Amanda, thanks to Mojo Holmes. You're blanching
a little bit about that lyric there.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
You didn't know.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I must have heard that so many times. It's the
first time I've actually heard the lyric I want to
feel my love inside you makes me uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
If you're hang him with John would be and he's
sung that with Livy.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Why does she saying that line?

Speaker 4 (41:40):
No, no far, I'm sewing it. You know that's that's
you know, that's what happens. It's just natural. Don't worry
about it.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Just natural. Thanks Dad to.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Developing seventeen in the city and our west right out
of eight degrees is nine past eight.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Speaking of Dad's I saw a rant from a father.
He comes into his own kitchen and see some stuff
his daughters prepared on the table that says don't touch
and goes crazy.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
You know it ticks me off when I come home
to my house, and I look on the counter and
I see cinnamon buns that my daughter made last night
with a note don't eat.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Are you kidding me? Why can't I eat? This is
my house, This is my kitchen counter.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
These are my cinnamon buns.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
That's my saran wrap.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
You use the card and cinnamon.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
That's my memo pad that you use tonight. The note.

Speaker 13 (42:30):
That's my pen that you use to write.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Don't eat.

Speaker 12 (42:33):
It gets better.

Speaker 13 (42:34):
Don't get a refrigerator.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
They got their names on different food.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
This is victorious.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
This is Michael's daddy. Do not eat this?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
What am I an animal?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
This is my house.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
I could eat whatever, rope, anything under this roof is mine.
You got that when you get your own apartment, I
wanna come to your apartment. I gonna eat everything in
sight and pull little posters.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
Look what daddy ate?

Speaker 13 (42:59):
Man?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
I hear you, brother, I hear that.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
I hear that.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
I remember when my daughter lived at home.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
One time I'm saying there, she said, hey, Pap, could
I borrow fifty bucks? And I went, yeah, sure, no worries,
and she goes, I want to go and get something
that it goes down to the thing, and I thought
we're in a sandwich comes back as I, where's my change?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
There's no change, there's no change. I'm eating tuna out
of a tin. Oh, I don't know. She wouldn't got
some baked bagel or something like that, and there's no change.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Do you remember that time when Jack was studying for
his HSC and I saw it on his Instagram in
his school uniform, he and his friends having lunch at
Felix justin Hemm's restaurant that I'd been to once in
my life for Mother's Days, a special events restaurant. Jack
with a bill that I was paying, had had lunch

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there with his school friends.

Speaker 10 (43:50):
What is he?

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Little Lord fa Laury?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Honestly, well, let's do this.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
The travel drum is going to beat for my freeloading kid.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
This mine, my free loading kid.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
There's a good opportunity to vent young podcast the tribal
drummers beating my freeloading kid under this roof, this mine.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
A lot of us have young people living at home,
and I understand that it's hard out there on the
mean streets. Well, that's true out on your own.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
And often it's our fault because we've enabled.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
To snowplowers with the giant snowplowers in the world.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
But there are moments where you go, oh, my goodness,
how did we get to this?

Speaker 4 (44:30):
My daughter? Could I borrow some money for Lusch? Yeah? Sure, no,
where Sweetpea comes back.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
I gave her a fifty dollars note and as were's change,
he said, there's no change, just.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Pulled those faces that would have put her off. My son,
I'm looking at his instagram and I see that he
in his school uniform while he's studying for HC. Went
to Felix, a justin Hem's restaurant that we'd gone to
as a family for Mother's Days, a special event restaurant
there with his schoolmates Jackie join us, Hello Jackie, Hello, Jas, Hello, Amanda, Hello?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Who's the free loader?

Speaker 6 (45:05):
Kid?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Tell us more?

Speaker 8 (45:06):
Oh, my younger son, and trust me, I could write
a novel about him, but I won't. So he was
about sixteen or seventeen, and I said, oh, could you
just put your cricket gear, you know, in the laundry
And he said, where's the laundry And I said that
would be the room with a washing machine in it.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
And he said where is that?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I said, his room?

Speaker 8 (45:29):
You walked through every day of you'll like to go
to the toilet, and he went, oh, I didn't.

Speaker 9 (45:34):
Know that was a laundry.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
What have I Actually, that's what we should have called
the job drum.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
What I raised?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Oh, thank you, Jackie.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Jess joined Jess, what have you raised? What have you raised? Jess?

Speaker 11 (45:48):
Good morning, Jonesy and Amanda. Well, look, we're in peak
teenage girls own at our house at the moment, and
they're obsessed with food. The celebrity chefs and the tiktoker's
they watch them all the.

Speaker 10 (46:01):
Time, and you know, every day we slave away.

Speaker 11 (46:05):
Cooking these dinners for them. You know, it's a busy day.
Get home, we're running late, and we try our best.
So you know, most some nights we come home there's
beautiful smells coming out of the kitchen and we're like, oh,
this is exciting, and one of the teenage girls is
in there cooking up the storm. They've bought all the
ingredients and they're really putting so much effort to I've
never seen them put anything more effort into anything in

(46:27):
their lives. Come to dinner time and they're taking photos
and we're like, oh, we're almost on here.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
This is going to be great.

Speaker 11 (46:33):
Smells good, looks good.

Speaker 9 (46:34):
They sit down and deserve.

Speaker 11 (46:36):
Themselves and then that's it. And we're like, well, where's
where's dinner? And they're like, oh no, no, we just
cooked it. We found this, you know, TikToker online and
we just cooked ourselves dinner. Oh nothing, nothing for us,
nothing nothing.

Speaker 10 (46:51):
So they're just doing it for the for the for
the likes and the tiktoks.

Speaker 11 (46:55):
And we get to have boring old tuna pasta.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
You're sitting there with a knife and fork.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
You've cooked them a meal every other night. What have
we raised?

Speaker 4 (47:05):
What have we read?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
To take more of your calls? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Jess Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Podcast, Oh my god, m kal was just meant to
be a decoration.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
We don't know where you heard that from? Fact on
this very show.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
When I told you that, where did you say that?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
You don't listen to a word.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
I summing the travel drum has been beating. What have
I raised anything?

Speaker 7 (47:27):
Under this roof?

Speaker 6 (47:28):
There's mine.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Father's had a giant rant. He's looked on his kitchen
bench where his daughter has said, I've made this cinnamon buns. Dad,
don't eat them. He said, you've made me in my
kitchen with my ingredients. You've wrapped them up with my
glad wrap. You're using a note that I from a
notepad I have bought. Don't put stuff in my fridge
that I can't eat.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
I have got a book on my daughter. Oh, I
love very dearly, but it's always been great.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
I remean one time she made a cake for her friend,
a birthday cake, made this big chocolate cake and it
looked great. But the kitchen it looked like I don't
know what had happened. It looked like his chocolate everywhere,
and so I just I took a picture. I said,
what the WTF? What the hell has happened here? Romany
writes back, what's the DEALI opapusk as if nothing's happened.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Well, we were calling this my freeloading kid into One
of the callers said, what have I raised?

Speaker 12 (48:16):
Me?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
That's a better name for this.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Rick and Marian have gon We're gonna do you double
mom and dad.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I'm assuming what.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Have you raised?

Speaker 10 (48:25):
Oh, James Yarman, I absolutely love hearing your shirt on
the way to work. And when we heard this one,
we just thought we had to ring up. We currently
have three adult children at home and then say everything
that everyone's been planned, saying we have, but I'll let
Ricky start with this one.

Speaker 12 (48:43):
I have to dub ut signing. He goes to Yearnie
and I'll Stunny introduce. So I said, look, you know,
we need you to put a bit of morning and
to contribute to the house. And we're only talking about
fifty bucks a week. And you started saying, oh, Dad,
look you know I'm starting a paper cure and all this,
and you know it's really hard. You know, I don't
really I can't afford it. And I said, okay, no, no,

(49:04):
we're here to support you. And then last week he
comes over and he says, mom day, I'm going on
a three week holiday. I bought tickets to go to
Curse expand and then so and then to Chapterary and
and I'm like.

Speaker 10 (49:20):
How much you just spent? How much for the tickets?
Have you got the tickets already? And he goes, oh yeah,
how much? Weather just over three grand?

Speaker 8 (49:27):
And we're like, what's the.

Speaker 10 (49:31):
Like, you haven't been playing bored and you can afford
to go on bloody all day? And then we looked
where this country was. They're like holy shit, you're not
going there.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Council fifty dollars a week, but it's find a contact time.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
I'm flying premium economy. Okay, yeah, thank you, Rick, thank you.
Rob's joined us.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Hi, Rob, what have you raised?

Speaker 12 (49:54):
Yeah exactly. It must be the hopping through the food
stopping in the air of these generations of kids that
we raise.

Speaker 8 (50:00):
It's like exactly the same, nothing like Kazaka said.

Speaker 12 (50:03):
But you know, I've got a daughter who she cooks.
She cooks well, she's learned of her mother.

Speaker 9 (50:07):
So anything she makes, you know, I'll trust it.

Speaker 10 (50:09):
I'll eat it sort of thing.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
But yeah, don't touch this, don't touch that. You get
read the right act.

Speaker 12 (50:13):
Okay, so you respect it in the fridge.

Speaker 9 (50:15):
One day, two days, three days, you think right.

Speaker 12 (50:18):
After four or five days, the end of the week,
that's it.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Now it's opened flavor.

Speaker 10 (50:21):
Yeah, I'm gonna eat it.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
You go to grab it, you open it up.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
And there's a big green, very bloom of molding.

Speaker 8 (50:26):
Man.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
Not only did it you know it got wasted one way,
but I'm not.

Speaker 8 (50:30):
Going to eat but then it gets wasted.

Speaker 13 (50:31):
But no one's going to eat it as well.

Speaker 10 (50:33):
Rob.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yeah, yeah, I know she's doing a science experiment.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
We're in the war.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Oh we got one, damn damn NASA one point seven.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Hello, very, it's jonesy Amanda. It's the twelfth June Thursday.
I think about the past. When people too wrong, it's
best to forget about that.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Okay, I think we move on.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
You know I was.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
You know how hard it is for me to give
you praise, and yet I was full of praise for
the reformation of Bad Element.

Speaker 17 (51:07):
I thought it sounded great. Yeah, and it does sound great.
Come and now I know you know what, but it's
not like this. Yes, it's great.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
I had nothing to do with you as digital Jenna
told us not half an hour ago. You're a liar.
What's happened That audio isn't here the song we've played
the new Bad Element.

Speaker 16 (51:33):
Yeah, he's a liar. Oh you know he's exploited children.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Children?

Speaker 15 (51:38):
What do you mean because we have evidence, there's no
evidence of that man over there paying them off.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
What alright? Ah?

Speaker 13 (51:49):
How that sound great?

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Mate? Well done, well done?

Speaker 13 (51:53):
And what about our cash?

Speaker 7 (51:55):
No worries, mate, it's a done deal.

Speaker 13 (51:58):
And you said something about pieces are the pizzas?

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Yeah, no worries.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
I'll just put the other on. Okay, do you want
to like ham and pineapple or meatloves which fun of
you guys.

Speaker 13 (52:08):
Prefer he's cooking us bloody frozen pieces frozen pizza.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Don't you discussed me? So I'm very confused.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
So that wasn't you.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
So when you said you got together with the guys,
you know.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
All these people who've said it sounded great. I and
you know how much I hate praising you. I said
you sounded great, and it wasn't even you.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
I feel with children. I would like to explain for this,
I need some scooby Doo explanation.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
It all started when a young band called Gazzer Band
popped up in my feed.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
They had a song point the Road, and it made
me laugh.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
It was here with these young guys hooking phone of
their own kind on those crazy e bikes that.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
You see riding around everywhere. But also it got me
misty eyed about my days in a garage band.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
So I went up into my attic and I found
a big budge of tapes, and I went through the
tapes and I listened to that.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Element, and you know what, it sounded great. I dusted
it off, I brought it into work and I loved.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
It and I embraced it.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
You liked it, I know, and I did want to
let you down. And then you got the original guitarist
and he had heartfelt memories of the band.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
Oh jeez, friend, it's pretty much what you say now.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
You know.

Speaker 9 (53:24):
I always bumming smokes office and stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
I thought that the rules would stop there, but no,
it kept getting bigger and bigger.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
You've let Swanny down.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
It's joy that it started snowballing and the.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
People spoke yes.

Speaker 8 (53:39):
I'd love to hear it, mate, Let's get it finish.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
We want to hear the whole thing, that element.

Speaker 7 (53:44):
All the way next minute.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Why did you at least.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Try with the actual guys?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
It's just hot.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
You couldn't be bothered. You know what I would.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I would have got away with it if it wasn't
for that middling Jenna.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
You're a liar.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
It's in the past.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
It was the Gazzer band all along who were doing
their hs. Eve interrupted their studies.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
And they're lovely kids too, the Gaza band, they're the future.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Oh well, I hope you feel ashamed if you said no.
You know, I think I've what in that sentence on
your own.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
It's in the past. It's history. Let's look to the future, okay,
because children of the Future gam.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Nation twenty thousand dollars for our favorite ghoulie of the
year thanks to Miselle, Stocks and Gravies.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
What have we got today? Test one, two, three testing.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
Bloody hell, I can't get through and that's my goody
testing on.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Three, four five check you're not going to win, gath
What else have we got?

Speaker 4 (54:59):
What really?

Speaker 18 (55:00):
Seriously gets michaelollies? Who doesn't love the freshly made bed?
Your sheets, they crisp, they clean, they smell amazing. It
is absolutely heaven. And then who comes along and ruins it?

Speaker 4 (55:13):
The husband? Yeah, the husband comes into bed and ruins it.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Ruins everything, takes all your cushions off the bed, recks
your thread count.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Not the j dog. What does he do when he
gets in the bed?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Oh god, even Ryan's pulling a face. Well, let's wrap
that up, shall we. We've made everything unpleasant, not.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
In bed, out of the bed. And with the good
of you, you can always contact us. Buy the iHeartRadio app.
It's seven to night.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
If I recall an email of Facebook friend wins a
half of you long lunch for two. Captain cook Cruisers
cruising Sydney Harbor for over fifty five years.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
You get the Jonesy demanded tetail as well, which is great.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Now we start our show every day with the Magnificent Seven.
We love playing the Magnificent Seven. We're waking up, so
are our callers. First caller up was Wayne from Liverpool.
He was asked what we thought was a straightforward true
or false question. It was a bit hard for him.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
True or false? Wayne, Central Park is the biggest park
in New York City. Huddon, No.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
True or false?

Speaker 4 (56:23):
This come on? You ran us.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Yeah, that's right. Sometimes we'll get the impression that we've
cold called people and woken them up.

Speaker 7 (56:32):
We're not.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
We're Tellymarketers Friday. Yet we'll step up from there now.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Well tomorrow the Gazza Band, I've decided we're going to
get them in here. The Gazza Band that you pretended
were bad elements.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
They assisted.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
They are going to take a day off school and
they're going to climbing.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Saying to the Beatles are what you've got Billy Preston
in to help out.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
It's you know, it's a collaboration.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Anyway, They're coming in to join us. We've got fight
for your flashback because it's Friday.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Yes, indeed, the greatest weekend of your life is coming
up up to nine o'clock with Higo.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
We are back for jam Nation tonight at six o'clock.
We'll see you then, good dating. Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 6 (57:09):
Good bite, good bite, wipe the two.

Speaker 10 (57:13):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
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Good bye.

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