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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app Well, friendy,
it's time for our podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
What have we got today?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
We meet the new millennial Saint. He passed away when
he was fifteen or sixteen. This is back in the nineties,
but he is our first millennial saint. What did he
do to become a saint?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Who is he?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
We'll tell you all the information.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Also the pub test today the bedroom chair, well.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I just thought it'd be contentious because people put clothes
on it. You introduced the idea of the cup chair.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well, that's not me. That's because of the Andrew Tait
Massagio world. They say that that's a chair so a
blake can sit there or you sit there rather while
watching some bloke tune your missus.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Meaning modern men are so weak that that's where we
are now apparently. And you've got nice furniture.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Look, we're in a big pull fit in the bedroom Ottoman.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Please we look at the advent of singing politicians.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
It never ends well, yeah, and never does.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
And I found an old food rule from the seventeen
hundreds from England, and I think it has some relevance
in the kitchen today the.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Tribal drum will beat for this. Enjoy the podcast. That
a miracle of recording, so many request for them to
do it again.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Mistress Amanda and Ms Killer Amanda.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Doesn't work alone.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Friend is in a broom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
The legendary part.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Congratulations were right now, Josey and Amanda, You're doing a
great job.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Anyone silky giant good radio.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Sorry but it's a total tongue twist set and Amanda's
shoot time. We're on the air of the morning to you. Amanda,
what a beautiful day it was yesterday today or yesterday.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
A little bit of rain.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
As I was riding in this morning, she cropt some rain.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, they're saying that we'll reach thirty yesterday in some
parts of Citty.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Today the rain and wind is back.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
We just heard in the news we're going to reach
tops of twenty six I think with a shower to
and rain a few showers for the rest of the week.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
My spies told me you went for a little swimmy yesterday.
Is this true? I went to the beach with a
friend of mine.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I rarely go swimming, but a friend of mine had
come for a swim and I said yes, And she said,
oh my god. I didn't expect you to say yes.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Did you go out far?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Because the water was cold, dipped in, got out again.
Lots of people around, lots of people at the beach. Yeah,
did you go in yesterday? You go in every day.
I go in maybe once.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Every three years. I went for a paddle, but I
didn't fall in.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm not what a boast?

Speaker 7 (02:54):
Not what?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Well, there wasn't my surf, so I didn't fall in.
You've have great sort of stability.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I went for a windsurf as well. I went for
a windsurf and a paddle. That's how much of a
water man.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
That's how little you work. That's how little lfe work.
That's quite the isn't it?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
It is?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
So? Which beach does you get?

Speaker 8 (03:10):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
We won't say which beach. We arend people you know,
knowing about your life.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I just went to the local beach.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Local beach, good, good good. And did you go in
a pool or did you swim in the sea?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Swim in the sea.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Right, okay, good, do you swim much? You could swim up.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I can swim, but no, I don't do laps. And
the man who does, we've probably known him for maybe
twenty five thirty years. Once every couple of years he
updates our insurance and things. He just said the other
day we had a meeting and he said, well, I
won't be here next week. I'm off to swim the channel.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
He swam the channel.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
You don't put goose fat and things anymore. You put
vacline in your armpits. You have to wear a speedo.
I mean, you don't wear a wetsuit. There are rules
around that.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
But if you go and has he done it? Yeah,
he completed it. Wow, that's extrame.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
And he practiced by swimming up and down like for
eight hours, up and down links of the beach in Colfa.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, well you know where each time and I go
for a paddle, I see Tony the train driver always
swims off from Shelley Beach in my place and goes
up to Windy Point and comes back.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Who's here? I don't know. He's Tony the train driver.
He's like a big beast of a man. He looked.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Every day he swims, he loves swim, but just his
speedos and he doesn't usually wear goggles.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Just swims out.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Just because I kept picturing it, it'd be like that
documentary sort of Susie Maroney where she swam. Was it
from Cuba to Florida? And she had to be in
a cage because of the jellyfish and sharks and.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
When sharks the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
One day, I was out there on my board and
I just saw this brown thing floating in the water
and I thought it was Tony the train driver.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's tone And I thought, geez, a bit far out,
And then I noticed it was a movie jeepers. I
better go and investigate. So I started paddling probably five
hundred meters off shore. It wasn't Tony at all. It
was a palm front. It was the back of a palm.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Should have gone to speak savors.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I ended up giving that from mouth to mouth, you are.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
The train time tables. I'm a person that if I
can't go out into the water over my head, I
have to feel the sand on what.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Sort of cozy What was the arrangement?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Just for our reasons, I'm not talking about this one piece,
two piece?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Who's eighteen piece? Three piece?

Speaker 8 (05:29):
Full?

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Three piece? Feed? You converted to Islam just saying we're
a bikini. That was me.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Let's do magnificence here.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, we can't do anything. Do we do that?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Question one?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Kate Miller hide here, Ronan Keating, Melcy Richard Mars judges
on which TV show Gem Nation?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
We have the magnificent seven seven questions? Can you go
all the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If
you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
This would be something lovely one hundred and fifty dollars
to spend it. Flowers for everyone. It's such a nice
thing to get fresh flowers. Does your wife buy flowers?
Have you got a flowery garden?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Look us flowers, little gardinias and.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
You pick them from the garden in the vasa.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I'd just let them go. I pick them.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
They're already there, so I walked past, and I appreciate them.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's a dilemma, isn't it. Whether you snap something off
and put it in the vas.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, I wouldn't do that. We've got those birds of
paradise things they grow anywhere. They look good. But yeah,
and the.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Other high biscuits, got the high biscus. They're all gone
at the moment.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
You'd never put something in ours. I love flowers inside
the house.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I wouldn't think of putting something in the vas But
you know, maybe I appreciate flowers, not against flowers.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I want a nice thing to establish about you, Brendan.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
So if you want to buy me a little bouquet,
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
You do get sent flowers and you hate it.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I get a lot of bouquets around here, you know,
for stuff that I've done.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
As opposed to you, you get brick bats.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
I understood where that was going.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Kathleen's in Campsy, Hello Kathleen.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Kathleen, I would just say this, I don't hate when
people send me flowers, but it's unwielded.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
You always say, why didn't they give me beer?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'd rather be if you're going to and really, if
you want to look at the economics of it, the
Carleby is probably cheaper than the bunch of flowers that
the people said.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Just saying that to any one.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
That remember when it was our agent. We share an agent.
It was her birthday and I said, I've arranged some flaws,
said I'll put me on that how much? I said, well,
here's half and he said, I'm not playing that.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Can we do this?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Off?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
The question number one for you, Kathleen, Kate Miller, Hip,
he Ronan Keating, Melsey and Richard Marks judges on which
TV show Roy the Voice?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
What does the acronym goat stand for? Kathleen Man?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sorry, she's gone.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Bruce is in your minor?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Hello, Bruce?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Do you know what the acronym goat stands for?

Speaker 8 (07:58):
Of all time?

Speaker 3 (07:59):
That's it? Thank you, Bruce. Let's play hark.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
What song is this?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
If music be the food of love? Play on?

Speaker 4 (08:09):
What is the name of this song?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
This is where you have to decide for the song
from its Shakespearean makeover.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Are you up for this? Bruce?

Speaker 8 (08:18):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Give it to me.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Okay, let me just get.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Out of my skull and pantaloons. All faith hath fled?
Thus do I truly feel? I am cold? And I
am shamed, laid bare upon the ground. Illusion never turned
to something true or real. Mine eyes are wide, mine
eyes behold the sky now torn?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Do you know the song? Bruce?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I think you mentioned the title.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Gee, I was good? That wasn't I?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
You were great.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
It was the skull and the pantaloons that did it.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
It's what it is.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Podcast the Magnificent Seven. We find ourselves up to question
number three.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
This is hark.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
What song is this?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
If music be the food of love, play on park?
What is the name of this song? This is where we.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Give a song the Shakespearean makeover. Elizabeth, Elizabeth in Glenfield,
I pretty dizy thus, Hello, good morning Amanda.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Hello, and are swapping her one piece from yesterday we're
presuming is one piece for some pantaloons.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I'm going to put my panelins on. I'm going to
go heaps. We can Shakespeare in that swimmer. I never
I never see you as a swimmer.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I always imagine you wearing one of those those caps,
swimming caps with the limp.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I've got three phases where I have done laps in
pools and things. Really, I haven't done it.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
For a while. Do your breaststroke or freesty freestyle? Is
there enough finish now?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Like when you freestyle on the microphone when you're spinning
the decks.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Okay, here we go. I'm going to give you this
Shakespearean makeover. Here we go, Elizabeth.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Oh, faith has fled.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Thus, I do truly feel I'm cold. I'm shamed, laid
bare upon the ground. Illusion never turned to something true
or real. Mine eyes are wide, mine eyes behold the
sky now torn?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Do you know what song is?

Speaker 8 (10:10):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I do. It's Torn by Natalie And yeah, yes, with
a bit of Shakespeare. I like my embrollier was a
bit of Shakespeare.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Before becoming queen, Queen Elizabeth two was a training.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's three is today since her passing? Yeah, okay, Queen
Elizabeth two. She's not a sequel.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Elizabeth's sequel was as a.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
What was she a mechanic? Be a bartender or see
a ghostbuster?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Elizabeth?

Speaker 8 (10:45):
She was a mechanic.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
She was she was in a mechanic.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I was hoping you'd say a ghostbuster, but no, she
was a mechanic. She used to work on the old jeeps,
not the jeeps, what do they call them?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
The land ravers?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
And they used to have question five, Sure or false?
You can die from laughing? Is that true or false?
Won't happen on this show either way?

Speaker 8 (11:02):
Oh, come come, I'm going to say true.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
She has intense laughter can cause a heart attack or
suffer cation. We don't have to give any warnings on
this show, at least.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Speak for yourself. Curly Whirley is the type of.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
What Curly's chocolate.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I saw one of these on the weekend of Curly.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
We Love Curly Worley.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Who won Artist of the Year at the VMA's yesterday.

Speaker 8 (11:29):
Oh God, I'm going to have a guest and say,
Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
This is someone who I didn't think was sort of
right in the eye of the storm at the moment.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I think she was.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
This the most she's got the Well, we'll ask Lorraine
of Croydon Park.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Do you know who it is? Lorraine?

Speaker 7 (11:48):
Oh, hi, guys, Yeah, Lady Gaga.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, she's got the Mayhem Ball.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
That's Zabrakabra.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Sounds like poker face.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Well, that's what happens.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
You go back to where you began.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, you just like I see everyone begets you know
where you begun. I love Shakespeare.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Congratulations to you, Elizabeth, You've won the jam package all
coming away one hundred and fifty dollars to spend it.
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(12:34):
are coming Back and Jones Amanda characters for the color
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Speaker 3 (12:37):
Ryan, anything you'd like to add to this?

Speaker 7 (12:40):
No, thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
I've never won anything.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
On sorry side on the right, Taylor, right, well done, Yeah,
thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Jonesie and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Japra goes to Jones and Amanda. Jos and Amanda, you're
doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Window William Joys combing through the German that our big
big or musical facts.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Oh no, what's happening with your microphone? It's gone the droop.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
It's okay, we'll have to give it some exactly Well
this all I get it excited On this day. In
nineteen eighty three, You Rhythmics released their hit Sweet Dreams.
The duo behind the song, Anny Lennox and Dave Stewart,
gave world wide fame following its success. However, after their
parting of the Ways in nineteen ninety, because of personal differences,

(13:28):
they couldn't live with each other could live with each
other couldn't live with each other, could live with yes.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
So they had this magnetism that was a little destructive.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Annie Lennox went and did her own thing.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Dave Stewart went on to do a bunch of stuff,
producing songs for the likes of Tom Petty, Mick Jagger,
John bon Jovi, Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
And this little Christian rocker who went on to sing this.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Katie Perry, which got her in trouble with her brethren.
Because you kiss a girl and you like it, you
go straight to hell.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Kiss a girl and don't like it, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Dave Stewart is also an accomplished photographer who I believed
you met in New York City.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I was in New York then in an area called
the Bowery, which is where all the punk bands and
everything started. As wandering through there with Harley and another
friend of ours, and we went into this photography shop.
We had all these rock incredible photographs everywhere, and this
guy was there with his incredible photographs, his huge things.
He was selling them or you know, having them, showing
them to the shop owner. Yep, who is going to

(14:30):
display them? So what I met met Jogger and this
is when I and we're going on what a tool?
And then the guy called him Dave, and I looked
again at him and I thought, that's Dave Stewart.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
From the Eerythics, and I was sort of.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Embarrassed that I've been so casual and a bit sneery.
So after that, well, Dave, davepcidly remember somebody's name and
you say it ten times?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Please? Can you play?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Lily was here his solo instrumental track. Really yeah, remember
that's what you did with Candy Dolpha, My god, what's
in your head?

Speaker 3 (14:59):
He was on the saxophone. Because I'm of DJKA.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
And all the stuff that you don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
I know plenty of stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
I know.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
This is a banger.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
The world has its first millennial saint. His name is
Carlo Acutes. You have to pass away to be a saint.
All this stuff is new to me. I'm not a Catholic,
and I'm just interested in the ritual and the stories
around this. Here's the news story you may have seen this.

Speaker 9 (15:23):
Affectionately known as God's Influencer, an Italian teenager has become
the first millennial saint in a ceremony at the Vatican
Carlo Acutas died from leukemia in two thousand and six
at the age of fifteen. With a keen interest in
computer science, he developed multi lingual websites to document miracles
and the Catholic faith. Pope Leo canonized the so called

(15:46):
cyber Apostle, recognizing his efforts to spread religion online.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
And because he passed away so young, and you know,
the first millennial, as we say, the Saint in sneakers,
his big official portrait that was hanging in the Vatican yesterday.
As you said a bit earlier, Brendan, he's got this
beatific light behind him. But he's in his footage Jerseys,
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (16:09):
But this is the new thing?

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Is that?

Speaker 10 (16:10):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
I'm a Catholic? Is that a thing?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Though? When they when the saint dies, they've got to
be in some sort of robes.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Well, no, but that's what we've had so far.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
This is the interesting This is the passing of the
of the guard, that the changing of the guard that
now a younger person. They're hoping this will revive the
church in the eyes of younger people. There's a whole
lot of benefits to this, but you do have to
have performed two miracles yep, post death. The first miracle
he healed a Brazilian boy with a rare pancreatic disorder

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because his mother, Carlos's Carlo's mother would travel around a
variety of churches and say, pray to my son who
has passed away. So that happened, and that that boy
was healed. He had a second one. He healed a
girl in Florence. She had head trauma. She fell from
a bicycle. Doctors expected permanent brain damage or death. Parents

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prayed to her, They prayed to him, pray to him.
You have to have to at least two right of these. Interestingly,
it said he he loved to play with his Pace PlayStation,
but he admitted himself to plane just one hour a
week to ensure his focus remained on God.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
That's miracle number three. He would have had good wifiself.
No need for an ethernet cable.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
It's interesting that there's a parish priest at our Lady
of Delus.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
How do you say that?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
In Sydney displays a lyric a relic of Saint Carlos.
Two of his hairs are there in a shrine. Interestingly,
so there was a big ceremony yesterday.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
As we said little this is.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
The first time a saint has been born in the
millennial generation post nineteen eighties.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Look at that they have quite the gaming room, wasn't
he I've.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Been heaven, Brendan? Is that what you think? Over an hour?

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Let's that now a good saint. Peter Ondney.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy the man of
arms for the pub test.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
And today we're talking about the bedroom chair. Do you
I bet you'd have a bedroom we do. We got
a chair in our bedroom.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Why, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
It's marriage a woman. That's what women do. They put
chairs in bedrooms. They buy way too many pillows. They
don't know how to stack a dishwasher. I don't know
what it is, but that's what they have.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
That's what they do.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Well, you've got one, but it's intriguing that yours doesn't
have any clothes on it.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
We've had chairs in our bedroom for many, many years now,
and then on all those Andrew type tape Massagio sites they.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
All say that it's a cock chair. So when.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
I or she no, I would sit in the chair.
This is what they do online. Don't blame me. Don't
shoot the messenger. I would sit in the chair and
watch Helen have it off with someone that's is that
what she's why she puts that's according to the mesogys.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Saying minnesot week, this is what's happening now.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Is that his point? That's what he's saying. It's called
a cock chair.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Right, Well, I think most people are buying for other reasons.
The bedroom chair. I saw a great thing this week.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Maybe I've missed the signals. Popcorn. I'd sit there, snooze,
made off your go ah.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
This story was supposed to be about what you do
in your bed, not what you do, but.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I saw a TikTok of it in your bed.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
No, I saw a TikTok of a couple who have
a chair in their bedroom. And he goes, this is
great so I can sit and have a cup of
coffee in the morning. And he turns around and his
wife's already put a thousand outfits on it. Because this
is what it becomes. It becomes that in between zone.
And I'm happy for an in between zone in the bedroom,
as it were, where their clothes that you can't be
bothered putting back in because you're going to wear them
again soon, but they're not dirty enough to be washed.

(19:44):
So that's the in between zone. And I think that's
what chairs get used for. Does anyone actually sit in
a chair.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
In a bedroom, understand, and put my shoes on?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
You put your shoes on it or on it?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
And then Helen said to me in that chair because
instantly a man appeared in your bed with a made
off you go, when's halftime?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
You've made this sound very dreadful.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
It's sally been going for a minute.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
It is a glory, horrified laundry pile, it really is.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
I don't understand that the bedroom chair. I think esthetically,
that's why it's there.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I think it's there for aesthetics and maybe it is useful.
Maybe you like it because it is a laundry pile.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
I will say, this is the chair that in the
bedroom is very ornate.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
It's always one of those high wing backed kind of
that's exteed.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Maybe I'm just missing the signals.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
The bedroom chair. Let's not be particularly creepy about it.
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 11 (20:37):
Jem, Jama, Josie and Aman great names.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Love this time of you hitting into footy finals and
here we have it.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Hey, how come your team and mine on Saturday, Sharks
Roosters come, Nico can play all of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Because there was nothing in it. That's just a tackle.
That was just a tackle. That's saying hip drop. I
don't say it was a hip drop.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Brian knows more about this than you and I do.
Put together. What's your theory, Brian.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Well, so what's happened was that the Sharks have gone
to their lawyer and said, look, we to take this
to the judiciary. We're going to fight it. And the
lawyer said, get all your ducks in the row. Oh
and ask the Canterbury Bulldogs for a medical report on
the guy that was affected by the hip drop. So
they've done that, They've asked Canterbury, and Canterbury came back
and said, here it is, he's okay. And then they've

(21:26):
presented that to the NRL and the NRL's gone all right.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
But that's not normally how it works, and the offense has.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
To do with the result exactly.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
So there's a bit of conjecture around this because other
teams have not given reports before and this is suddenly,
hang on, we can get reports to get this out.
If I'm going to give my personal opinion here. I
don't think Niko would have been found guilty in the end.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
But he wouldn't, but that case wouldn't have been heard
before the weekend exactly.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
So red tape.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, but red Tape was on our side and Nick
is a lovely kid.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Well let's let him go.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Is this a lovely kid?

Speaker 5 (22:01):
I don't think it technically fell under a hip drop.
So it was because Marcelo Montoya went down and he
was in a lot of pattern that the reference on
report and then the lawyers got involved and that's why
he's now been given the all clear.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
But normally he wouldn't have been cleared before next week.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
Well, I think if they took it to the judiciary
and thought it even without the medical report, the judiciary
would have said it technically doesn't fall under that because
there was no double sort of movement within the tackle
that requires him.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
So chances are he to have played this weekend anyway more.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Than likely he would have. A couple of other clubs
are a little bit annoyed because they're saying, hang on,
why didn't we know about this?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
And Canterbury probably gave this, so it was a who
no sorry, it was who gave the.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
So Canterbury gave the Sharks. Yes, Canby gave the Sharks.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Why would Canterbury do that because.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
They were asked.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
They were just being we're in the top four. I
mean it's not like it doesn't matter to that.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
But I'll say this to your friend, thank you, Brian,
for you're welcome. Brian's a manly support, by the way,
always next to you make.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
O the Raiders.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
I will say this though, the Sharks one beautifully on
Saturday Night. Usually they win ugly, but Saturday night they
were more beautiful than.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Sydney Sweetey on a PwC in some sort of DENI outfit.
What's a PwC personal watercraft? Friend? So Saturday night skin
in the game Sharks Roosters. What was something you were
saying before, Brian? As well?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
About the fifty point rule? What's that?

Speaker 10 (23:30):
So?

Speaker 5 (23:31):
In the one hundred and seventeen years of the NRL,
I remember them all, me too. No team that is
conceded fifty points has gone on to win the competition.
And the interesting part is the competition favorites are the
canber Raiders and over the weekend they fielded a basically
a reserve grade side and got walloped sixty plus.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
So the whodo may apply.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Do this is all good?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
You should come to Shark Park with me on Saturday,
Porloo with your name on that.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
How many games have you gone to this year? I've
been to many. You haven't looked to a single game,
prob So I go there. You know it's on. What
does that mean? It's a distraction.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
You should go to the final, by the way, because
they won't hold it there again next year because of
porter Loo Park.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, porter lou Park and Coney Island.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
You like to walk around Coney Island there.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I've got no idea what you talk at a triangle? Well, Jonesy,
maybe you should break your own who do and go
to a game?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
No, I just don't want to distract the players.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
They see me in the States sitting They're all showing
off in front of in front of me. I want
them focused and I want them to beat the roosters.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Sham Notion podcast. When I'm gone, I wanted to get
on right now.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
I'm taking crazy.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
Now go to your windows, stick your head on a jel.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
The bedroom chair down at the Jonesy and the man
of arms does it passed the pub test.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
I don't really gave it much thought.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
We've had one in our room for many, many years.
But then those Messaggio sites like Andrew Tate, they say
it's some sort of cock chair for guys so they
can watch their wife have it off with another guy,
saying that's.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
A good thing or is it? Amputates saying this is
we're modern.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Manner flog So anyway, well, this is one of the
things here.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I'm looking at the pros and cons of why people
have them in their bedrooms, and often it's for aesthetics.
Of course, sometimes it just becomes the clothes chair for
the in between stage of the clothes are dirty enough
to wash, but you want to have access to them easily.
But this, it says, extra seating, useful if someone else
in the room is in the room and doesn't want
to sit on the bed. Well, it sounds like exactly
what you're describing.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Though.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
It could be a comfy reading nook, place to escape.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
But if you've got a small house as well, that
could be a place where you go and just have.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
A readers you maybe maybe and maybe it's useful to
have a place to chuck all your laundry. The bedroom
chair does it past the pub test?

Speaker 7 (25:51):
Absolutely pastes the pub test.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
We've always had one, and it's where both my husband
and I fit.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
And take off our shoes and put on our shoes,
and occasionally clothes will be left on there that need
to be put away, but it's predominantly a share that's.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
Used for its surface.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
So we have two chairs, one that he's suit clothes
on and one that's mine that's very pretty, has a
lovely pushion, and I sit in it and read on
weekends to escape the children. It's a no for me.

Speaker 8 (26:16):
It's a pain in the proverbial. I bought a very
expensive chair for my daughter when she was twenty one
that she just had to have.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
When she moved out, she didn't take it with us.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
The only reason I have one in my room is
so my.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
Husband can have fifteen sets of clothes clean, dirty, or
in between sitting on it.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
So I have six children, five daughters, and when they call.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
Me, they usually call for at least half an hour,
So I go.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
In the bedrooms, shut the door.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
And sitting the chair because my husband doesn't want to
hear the conversation with me and my daughters all the time.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
Having a bedroom chair in your bedroom is nothing more
than frustrating number one. It takes up room number two.
It becomes a clothes horse, so it doesn't past the
pub tep.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
We've got two barstools in our bedroom that a large
stuff bear sits on.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
It does get used occasionally to put clothes up in
the top covered or change light globes.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
But I would never question the Minister for War Finance
and Small Furnishings as.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
To why we have it there, or why we've got
twenty pillows on.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
The bed pillows for another discussion in time pastors, what
is it? A sports bark ta b running in the
background jams.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
The UK's Greater Lincolnshire mayor. You know her name, Andrea
Jenkins Jenko Jenko, It's Jenkins with a j e n
k yanness. It's a saying spell.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
Well.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
She was at the party conference in Birmingham and she
surprised everyone by coming out and singing a song. This
is a song she wrote herself. She was wearing a
blue sequin dressed dress.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
She walks out, throws.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Her arms wide and to everyone's surprise, starts singing.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It is Sonia, It is Sonia.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
I am now too. Thanks, she said, it's very.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
The song is about being an insomniate because the labor
government gives her sleepless nights.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
It's very. It's very Eurovision, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Well, at least in Eurovision they can sing.

Speaker 8 (28:23):
Now.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I think she's good.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
She's good really Okay, Well let's more, Brian, it is.
She's good.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Like you look at if you were to compare and
condrast to what we have.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Okay, well right, let's look at it. Bob.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, I can assure you, Bob Katter during you're older,
the best fire. Your colonel's distorted, very sure and sounds.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Okay. An a day week.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Do you remember remember Craig Emerson he went into the
Senate courtyard that I think this was all about. He
was the carbon tax something like that.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Tony Abbott said that Julia Gillard's carbon takes would wipe
out the town of Wire.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
That's right, and so he comes out the whole whole
artifice around. This was bum clinching because he had like
a ghetto blasted in a boombox and he set it up,
set it up, and his team's standing around watching it.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
He didn't cue the song up enough because the song
that he was singing to, the Skyhooks song has got
quite a long intro.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, And so he just stood there just quickly, and
then when he sang, he didn't quite get the scanning
and the timing right.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
No, why allah wipe out there on my TV? No,
why a la wipe out there on my TV?

Speaker 5 (29:34):
No, why alla wipe out there on my TV?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Shocking me right out of my brain, A shocking Imagine.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Him practicing in his offices and then going, yeah, no,
it'll be good, It'll be really good, do it.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Who didn't tell him that that was?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
And then we have well, I guess she's politics adjacent.
It was the wife of the Governor General David Hurley.
Her name is Linda Hurley. Everywhere she went she would
insist on singing, and.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
But she get people to join in it.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yes, you get people to join it. But let's have
a listen to her. Here, she's honoring the Shepherd Center.
The Sheerberd Center was founded by a mar father and
a dad. Their children needed some help to hear so
they would not be sad.

Speaker 12 (30:17):
This carpook called the Shepherds, wanted children to listen and speak.
They searched and went to Los Angeleles were a clinic
had methods.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
They tweet.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
She wrote it as she and look this is not
the shepherd said, which is wonderful.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Why did you do a song about venereal disease?

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Tough as well. I'd like to hear that.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Not everyone was happy to hear it, as you can imagine.
Apparently there was one time when she demanded the Defense
Force personnel and adelaide seeing you are My Sunshine. They
had to do three rounds and she got in well
that they asked her to respect the professionalism of the
soldiers and not get them to sing you are My Sunshine.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
And buying large the strains. We don't like it. We're not,
we're not. We don't like it. No, it's seven twenty seven.
Think about that. If you're a political advisor and you've
got your.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
You've got boombox, you're all set to go. You're practicing
in the office.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Your boss starts setting up a boom box. Perhaps you
say to them.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Mate out a press release. Yeah, just put out a
press release.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast, The Legendary.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Bot Jersey Amanda the actress Wicks.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
You know how you hate it when I try and
take a chip off I ask for it. Can I
have a chip or someone?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
If you take it? No, you don't like it.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
And you what you hate even more is if I
asked for a small bite of a sound No way,
I hate that.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
You hate that.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
You hate that.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
If you lived in England, you could be arrested for
refusing me.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Well, we don't live in England. I'll tell you why.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Next, let me quote to you from the Food Stuff
and Well Being Man and Wife Provisions Act of seventeen
forty two.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Ah, yeah, that old thing.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
If she shall ask for a sweet meat or morsel
from plate, thou shalt cheerfully assent. And what this means
is if I want to take a chip from your plate,
if I'd like a bite of your sandwich, if I
like one of your chicken nuggets, you have to give
it to me or there's a very serious penalty to pay.
You would have to pay my father or your wife's father,

(32:28):
depending who's asking for the food. Actually it's got to
be a wife.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
You have to pay the father. Three sheep. Oh, okay,
you sound very casual about this. Why don't you just
ask me why? Well, at simple times back then in
the seventy eight hundreds.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
But why should I be allowed to eat from your plate?
Let me tell you, Brennan, for your lack of curious mind.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Well you've got the floor. I'm interested in what you're saying.
Do you not see me looking at this is my
listening face.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
It was an old law and it's never been repealed.
It goes back to a time where eating in public
was considered unfashionable for women, and it became a problem
and women were fainting and getting ill. To maintain their
standing in society, this law was passed and it literally
meant if she wanted to eat off your plate, you
had to say yes.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
So if a way to ask you, do you want sides?
And she says no, but she wants to eat something
from your plate.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Legally, even today, she wants to eat food off your plate.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
You have to agree to it.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, right, okay, But then again, that happened in puberty Blues.
Remember that the girls never ate in puberty Blues and
that was the seventies.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, well I remember. You know, in the early dating days,
you never eat spaghetti. You'd never eat something unwieldy. Now
you put your face in the trough and who cares.
You don't judge me with my dolmeo grin as someone says. Here,
there's a restaurant apparently that has an item on it

(33:52):
called my girl doesn't want anything.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, it's not hungry. It's a cheeseburger and fries, but you.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Get extra fies. Because I order enough food for me.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I order enough food for time, because.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Men are very linear about that. This is the food
that I want.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I want a burger and I want chick and.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
You think that it's your space only that's my food,
that's my food. And yet if I leave a tiny
morsel of a sandwich i'm eating, you say.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Are you going to eat that? You say, you don't
give that to me out of gats.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
That's not true, that's all.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
That's exactly what you do. You order food and then
you leave it.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
And they said you want this, and I went, are
you going to eat it? And then you say no,
I said, well, I'm a goat, so I'll probably eat it.
And that's how it works.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
But it never goes the other way.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yes, because as I said, the aforementioned I ordered.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
And also if I order anything liquid or you, I say,
do you want some can't share souper.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
What about Jack Spratney's wife. Jack sprat could eat.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
No, His wife could eat no.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Lean betwixt they licked the plate.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
They are a happy marriage. They all got what they
needed the sprad House.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
They don't have a dish washer. Podcast Who wants some
free money?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Instance, and Amanda's the great all rounder. Ten questions, sixty
seconds on the clock. You can pass if you don't
know an answer. We'll come back to that question if
time permits. You get all the questions right, Happy days
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it's double or we're getting hungry.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
It's been a while. It's been a week, week and
a half since we gave We see if we can
do it today. Lynn's in Colloton. Hello Lynn, how are you?
Thank you? Lynn.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
We've got ten questions and sixty seconds. Get ready because
we're about to do it. If you're not sure, say passed.
We might have time to come back. Okay, thank you,
all right, Lenn, nice loud voice because I can barely
hear because get ready to shout.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Here we go. Question number one, Red and Blue make
which color and mixed together?

Speaker 8 (35:56):
Perful?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Question two? Oh, what a feeling? Is a slogan for
which company? Question three?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Which actor played the role of Iron Man? It's your
past question for what sport is known as the gentleman's game?

Speaker 3 (36:14):
It's cricket.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Yeah, looking for somebody else.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
That's the time wasted game. Lynn.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
What's what's Tiger's last name?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
The golfer Tiger Woods?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, Tiger Woods went through a period that wasn't so gentleman.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
He came through it.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
And you weren't sure about which acted played the role
of Iron Man?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
If it had longer, could you have got that?

Speaker 8 (36:39):
I could see your face, but I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Robert down a d j.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
D. He did, but he came through that as well.
He did just like Tiger had a problem with women.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
We had no problem with the women. Lynn, thank you,
thanks for your commentary.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I think we should have and you just commentary from Lynn.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, let's just chug about everything.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Seven. Hello there, it's JONESI Demanda thanks to Mojo Holmes
with the Alderman face milder from Eddie van Halen in
that song.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
That's the best part of that song.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
All some people having to like Michael Jackson.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yea, yeah, whatever, Michael Jackson. But their's head. He just
you know, just zing it up. It's good when you're
a good guitar solo.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
It's hard if you're the performer, you're the singer.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
How do you set your face when there's a big
guitar or drum solo going on? Do you think I'd
just like to go off and have some two minute
noodles to hang around?

Speaker 2 (37:36):
He was good with it, you know when Angus would
break into guitar solo, Bonnard get his mic and sort
of pretend to do it, but in a good way.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Not too much.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Michael's not an instrument guy.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
No, no, but Michael.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
There's a bit with Michael performing with Slash, and Michael's
going to go Slash wrap.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
It up and got some moon walking to do it,
can't we.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
So there's a whole thing in a band, you know,
do you make too much eye contact with the guitarist
while he's doing it?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Or do I just feel embarrassed for them when they
come together to sing on one single mic. I think
everyone's going to have terrible breath because of the anxiety nature.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Charnsi knocked out one of Mossy's teeth with the microrap.
No Ossi has beautiful breath, but no, because you've got
the mircts going book and it's knocked out one of
Mossy's team.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
These are the problems. Look at me, Jaggi. He you
know what he does when Keith.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Riches does it, Solo has a baby, it goes off
stage and reignates someone a Brazilian supermodel.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
It's twelve past day.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Well, we talked a bit earlier about the food stuff
and well being. Man and Wife Provisions Act of seventeen
forty two, that old thing. But it means that if
your wife wants to take food from your plate, it's
illegal for you and heavily penalized at the time to
say no, you don't like this stuff. Brendan men Y,
My wife.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Doesn't do it to me.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
My wife knows you.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
On the other hand, you're one of these people that
offers food to everyone. There you go, do you want some?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Do you want some? And you're you're not and you
but I'll offer you soup, and you look like I've
committed Shyes, soup.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
You can't share soup, cereal porridge or cereal ice cream.
Cannot share ice cream, even if it's in a bowl,
particularly if it's a ball, it's a big slop fish.
You must have been an old folks.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
You're not going to share a cone of ice cream.
I tried to wrap that sentence up before I even
got there.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Oh, the wrong was sharing a few canes.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
There's a lot of rules that apply in relationships and
a lot of things that partners don't like with each
other when it comes to food. So the tribal drum
is going to be for this my kitchen rules.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
I hate it when get out out as Gordon Ramsey,
he hates everything.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Do you hate it when you order your wife says
I don't want dessert, and then you she dictates what
you get. IM speaking for Harley, now you know, do you?
I remember one of our producers. He was outraged because
her husband, she'd been waiting and feeding the kids and
doing all this, and her husband took the last of
the kids chips.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
You said they were the me. Yeah, they were for me.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
They were mum's rights because I was doing you're.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
There's a rule there if you've got kids, not your kids,
and they've left food on the plate, you can't that's.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Dad rights, not dad. Why is it dad?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Dad right? But if you're another dad, you can't go
in there and get straight onto that kid's burger.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
No, but they have the right, and the mom thought
they were her rights because she was feed. Everyone thinking
always left a chip grad, I'll have on a nugget.
I'll have that in a second. Turns around, Gump, gone,
all right, my kitchen rules?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I hate it? When what have you got for us?

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Speaker 2 (40:49):
The Tribal Drummers Beating my kitchen rules.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
I hated when.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Please the stove.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
We all have particular rules around food in our homes
and our relationships, don't we.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Rad is with us?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Hello, Brad, what's your rules?

Speaker 6 (41:04):
I hate dirty dishes being left in the sink or
on the bench, when it's very simple just to at
least give them a wash and put them in the dishwasher.
Being start to solidify on the plates, on the knives,
on the forks, and they just walk past us if
they don't exist.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I can hear the anger in your voice.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
I'm with you, Brad, probably me.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I do you do it?

Speaker 6 (41:30):
Do you do a wife? Beates is telling you this,
you're a describe. No, I occasionally do it. But my children,
who are no longer in the house, were chronic add ITTs.
And you're just parental trustration when you see all this
stuff just lying around and they just walk past it.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I worked as a dish pig, as they call dishwashering
two three restaurants, and I've learned, you know, about having workstations,
the cleaning up areas.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
No one is my house understands that. That drives me crazy.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
And you always talk about your wife and the dishwasher.
Vanessa's jointed, Vanessa, what are the kitchen rules?

Speaker 8 (42:12):
Morning Earth?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Have you on? Good?

Speaker 8 (42:14):
That's good? I think I may have a man or
on my side with this one.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:20):
Out of all the almost twenty years I've been with
my husband, there is one thing that gribes me, and
it really irritates me. You think that, oh, yeah, you're
out to a meal with your spouse, you know, good
night out together. It's great. Next minute you look across
and there they are cutting up their food with the
side of their fork.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Cutting up what kind of food with a fork, whether
it be say you've got a sausage.

Speaker 8 (42:46):
They literally turn this fork onto its side, straight down
the sausage and we'll sit there and like go back
and forward to get it to cut into pieces.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
So use a knife in action, but we'll not use
the knife.

Speaker 8 (42:59):
Yes, but use their fork instead. And they deal it
with the salad and everything else you could possibly think of.
And meanwhile they have a knife. Don't get me wrong,
I give you point. He uses a steak knife on
a stake, eggs.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Cuts a chicken, everything.

Speaker 8 (43:17):
Everything I see him do. And I as I say,
I've been with a man almost twenty years and I
love him to pieces, but this is my biggest grinding him.
And of course, you know, over the time you take
him to your parents and you're like, here's my potential partner.
You know, next minute my parents look at him, see
what he's doing, and then look at me, and I'm
just like, what can I do?

Speaker 3 (43:37):
What can you blame the Americans?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Let's have the Americans seem yeah they have you noticed
you watch the.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
American show now, But they cut it with a knife.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
They can't or they'll do the fork thing. But they
don't like eggs. They do cut up with the eggs
if you watch your eggs, pancakes, soft viscous food. I
heard the other day.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
You know why in American sitcoms and movies they're always
eating Chinese food in those cardboard containers because for continuity,
you can't see how much they've eaten. Because if you
have to do take have to take a Hamburger's half eaten,
there it is again, sausages whatever, there's chips.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
And then there aren't.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
In these containers, you can't see how much is in that,
which is why they are always eating Chinese.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
He should do that on marriative first sight, because there's
always those continuity issues with the bee is half full.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Empty, always flipping around.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah, the bride's botox lips are coming apart big and
then they're small.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
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Speaker 3 (44:42):
We're going to anyone but Yourselfie.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
We're learning a loss this morning about my kitchen rules,
aren't we Well.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
We're learning about how rules work around food. With your
families and relationships. You have very strict rules about what's
yours is yours?

Speaker 3 (44:58):
You said before.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
If you're out with your friends and their kids, don't
eat something, you have to ask the.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Dad for the case in point, home mate Scottie Scamp,
the scamp, his sons, they're daddy, daddydaddy.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Well, I'm hungry. I'm hungry, hungry.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
So they'd order burgers and chips, and then they'd run
off and play on playground equipment and not eat the food.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
And I'd sit there and I look at him, and
they're going to eat that? Yes, no, man, I said,
do you mind? I guess not not at all. So
I'd eat it if there. I checked with him first.
Dad's right. What if Vicky the mum was there?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Oh, no, you don't ask her, so you wouldn't say to.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Her bread She hasn't eaten bread since the eighties.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
What if she wanted a chip?

Speaker 3 (45:36):
No, I don't know. It's a dad's jobs job, the.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Big scabby pig.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
At the end, he paid for them, not necessarily, Brendan.
I'm just saying that's a stir you up, all right.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
The tribal JOm is being for my kitchen rules. I
hate it when out.

Speaker 7 (45:54):
Hello Karlely, Hi Amanda, how are you very well?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
What's the rules?

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Well, I have to eat a gluten free diet. So
I go to you know, a lot of expense to
get my special gluten free biscuits, and then everyone else
in my family who can eat regular food just chumps
into them.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
A look that is outrageous. Look at you, Brendan. You
don't care.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
You have no sympathy for an allergy. I is he
not my father in law.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
He used to get that veggie sausage, you know, that
veggie sausage.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Just to love that stuff. He wasn't eating meat at
the time, So no go has just.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
So you could eat anything, but you ate his and
that's the only thing.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
He could eat.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Full of fat though, Carl, I'm sorry, Brendan.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Is a pot you like a family member? Yeah? Absolutely,
thank you Tasty podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
There has been a lot of stories about poor fan
behavior in austradium and stadiums recently at recent sporting events.
It all started, I guess with the Coldplay Jumbo Tron thing,
the ceo and his side hustle.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, and then they had the tennis.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Thing ceo, the paving ceo.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, his business has been destroyed because he stole a
signed cap from a kid.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
And now we're talking about the the baseball Karen, a
woman has been captured berating a father and his young
boy for claiming a home run ball that.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Was rightfully theirs. This is how it was reported.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
The ball hit the fan.

Speaker 13 (47:24):
Oh, the Phillies fan came in. He stole it from
another Phillies fan. Oh, she can't believe it. Whoa Oh yeah, yep.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
We have a little in fighting here. You know, he
did give it to the young chick.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
This lady's got to get it under control.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
She was, she had the ball and she thought the
ball was hers. Some guy came and gave it to me.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
He moved it from his little section to her section,
grabbed the ball, ran it back to the kid's kid.
Yeah he's yeah, he's not just give it to any kid.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
And then she has come back.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I saw her berating.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
You see his reaction. Oh, I saw once again.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
The internet had said, Okay, everyone find this.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Woman, and she's been apparently moved on from a job
she works in teaching. But it made me think about
when I was a kid. In nineteen seventy nine, the
New Year's Eve concert in the Opera House on stairs
at the end of nineteen seventy nine, marking nineteen eighty,
and the crowd went nuts.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
This was back in the days, so we could take it.
Escu'd be wherever you went, and you could take.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Bottles cans to go to those part of those things.
I was terrified, but I don't know why. I went
on the steps of the opera house.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
I remember as a kid quite vividly, was just in
the news and everywhere, and nineteen seventy nine into nineteen eighty,
and how.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Poor the crowd has behaved.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
And it started off so badly that the mayor got
up there to wish everyone happy New Year.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
This is what he was saying at the time.

Speaker 10 (48:56):
Those were gentleman Tonight's the imbrocation upon a new era,
the nineteen eighties. We passed from the trouble of nineteen
seventies into a new period.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Jesus, it says the trouble in seventies a bottle. It's
the mic stand. Rolf Harris had stuff thrown at.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Him of the book.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Believe maybe people were maybe they four saw something. But
what about when the Angels came on? So the Angels
came on at midnight and played till they got about
five songs in, and.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Chris Bailey, the bass guitarist, was taken.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Out by a bottle, like a full on injury that
would last like it was at long lasting injury. Doc
Needson was taken out as well by debris.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
So these were the fans of this band.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
People have been to come and see them, and this
is how it went when they were going through Marseilles.

Speaker 11 (50:10):
Ladies and gentlemen. The Angels have just walked off stage.
The lead singer has left the stage. The guitarist was
injured by a piece of sign that was thrown. He
was taking off stage, bleeding from the forehead.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
It's time to wind it up here. Welcome to nineteen
eighty that new year, and good night, keep smiling and
buy for next.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
They were the days where everyone had a phone and
could see who was doing what who the perpetrators was.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
An extraordinary though you look at it now, this lady's
you know, these people are losing their jobs. I'll mate
through the bottle up at Doc and Chris Bailey. He's
probably walking around bragg into his mates.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
These days. These are the times that we live jem
Jam nation.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Don't forget we have twenty thousand dollars to give to
our favorite goolie of the year in December.

Speaker 14 (51:02):
Yeah, what have we got today the female I like
to play the poking and every time I go and
play the pokes and I need to do go to
the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
The toilet is so much further than the blokes. That's
what gets my goolies interesting, is.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Maybe more blokes gamble. Do you like to have a
bit of a slap, don't you?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I don't actually, But if going to the theater is impossible,
if you're a woman going to a concert, you can't
get a drink and do a weird at the same
at the same not the same time. Only don't do
that more than once it.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Was the seventies you could.

Speaker 15 (51:37):
What else what gets my goolies is we all work
from home and we use teams as communications. You see
them online, You send them a message and they never
see the message and they never respond.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
That really gets my goolies. You make just a thumbs up,
but apparently that's dismissive.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Now, Oh, and don't use capitals and don't use punctuation
because that's also dismissive.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Or is that texting?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I'm getting confused.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
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Speaker 3 (52:37):
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Speaker 1 (52:38):
She was stumped on the question who is the actor
who played Iron Man. We liked her because she gave
it some more thought and added some commentary of her own.
You weren't sure about which actor played the role of
Iron Man.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
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Speaker 8 (52:53):
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Speaker 3 (52:56):
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Speaker 2 (53:03):
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Speaker 3 (53:07):
On Stuff Friday.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
You too, that's enough.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
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mean only one thing. Top Tucker.

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You're attempted.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I know you are. We'll be back from six tonight
for jam Nation. See you then, indeed you will. Good
day to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Good bite, good bite, wipe.

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